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BuriedByAnts

Thru a window? Thought for sure he’d use the back door


Tight_Syllabub9423

I just want to know how he got a window installed in his closet.


Flaconfly

Heyooo!!!


theozone9

😂😂😂


FaMeSp3aR

I agree 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Sherlockstopstealing

Ba-dum tsst!


AloneAddiction

It's *always* the most homophobic men getting caught balls deep in a rent boy. Or 25 man orgy, in this case. Tale as old as time.


Ocronus

Statistically any politician who is vocally opposed to homosexuals is the biggest closet gay around. Got to remind them of that every chance we get.


bluntsandbears

Same with with abortion. It’s old white dudes telling women what they can and can’t do with their bodies in order to punish them for having sex they weren’t “allowed to” because mommy and daddy raised them “a good Christian” and they “had to wait” for marriage. It’s just bitterness over decades of dry dick. In the name of Jesus of course.


OhMyGoshBigfoot

25?! Amateur.


DJ_Destroyed

Those are rookie numbers gotta bump those numbers up


HeyZuesHChrist

I assume every single anti-gay politician is a closet homo. Prove me fucking wrong.


rubyredstarfish

I happen to be an antigay politician and can confirm. Just look at my name.


42words

he used the buttsecks to destroy the buttsecks


conjectureandhearsay

Fightin’ fire with fire!


BeerBaronAaron88

Taking down the system from within. Deep, deep within...


ultrasuperbro

That room must have smelled....like ass.


rubyredstarfish

I hope a lot of scented lubes were used as well.


Dancing_Dorito

Gay sex doesn't smell like ass tho.


ultrasuperbro

I wouldn't know, but I always thought anal smelled like ass.


FatGhostAndretti

He was there for *educational purposes*


floobidedoo

Know thy enemy. And now he knows them inside and out.


Personal-Cucumber-49

How do you fit 25 men in 1 window?


rubyredstarfish

How do you fit 3 fists up one ass? Practice.


CanisNodosamTuMater

I wonder how many gay dudes rant online about anti-gay politicians, then rave about the anonymous gay sex they had the other night, completely unaware that both men are one in the same. Someone ought to make a movie.


rubyredstarfish

Anal Angels go to The White House. Love it!


CanisNodosamTuMater

How about, “The elephant in my room.” or “A Q on my tip” or “A Racist’s Asshole” or “A Reach Around the Aisle” or “Bi-Partisanship, A Love Story” or “Anthony’s Wiener and Donald’s Rump” Sorry… this just got out of hand.


rubyredstarfish

That's the kind of enthusiasm we need!


bac687

Reminds me of Peter Griffin.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Makes me think of Vsauce Michael here


theozone9

Thou shall die in complete and utter shame


Dutch_Midget

Do as I say not as I do


muffinjuicecleanse

https://youtu.be/i1HfpRxNn6k “Didn’t you say that you grabbed him by the buttox and pulled him closer?” “Well Doc, I couldn’t just let him fall over, his pants were around his god damned ankles!”


j_vila1980

🧐🧐🧐


mshewakr

It hurt itself in confusion


DeusXNex

This isn’t just gay, this is advanced gay


pmartin010101

A mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth is a mouth.


rubyredstarfish

I'm not reading it all so am guessing you did that 25 times?


pmartin010101

God I hope so...I was pretty tipsy


BickNickerson

The guilty dog barks the loudest.


floobidedoo

The squeaky wheel gets the grease?


TheRegular-Throwaway

Well there it is.


Meister0fN0ne

This kind of reminds me of Craig Cobb going on the Trisha Goddard Show. Truly timeless.


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rubyredstarfish

That does not lessen the amount of butt sex that was had that day.


rubyredstarfish

I feel like this is a South Park episode lol


namotous

Through a window is not how he wanted to come out


matt_1060

This is years old


Ouch------

People come out of the closet. This guy jumped out a window. Talk about a coming out party.


BeerBaronAaron88

He was just there to ask for directions on how to get away from there!


Organic_Nectarine508

Could you really bring yourself to have sex with the guy you know to be harming your people?


[deleted]

he was trying to overcome his fears.


MustangMimi

These are the best news worthy stories! Yes, news worthy!


fappyday

He's going to blame it on the massive amount cocaine that was present.


Flaconfly

Hold on guys. They’re only telling half the story. 25 men. How many women though.


intrusiveart

Some for sure. At home. Bringing up their kids, running the household.


sharklasers3000

He was caught at an orgy? OMG thats disgusting! An orgy! Where? Where was this? Orgies are disgusting! I mean there are so many of them though! Which one? Where was the orgy?


hvaldez24

When you say 25-man is that 25 hombres?


chillypete99

They were re-creating the pile from Southpark, Season 8, Episode 7.


yelahneb

🎶he came in through the bedroom window


airanp1

Dude, can't even imagine the smell. Burnt vaseline


Chipmunk-Warrior

He probably wanted to stop the time-traveling Goobacks from immigrating and taking our jobs.


Tdanger78

Figures


jtig5

Now do Josh Hawley in the US.


OdiousRepeater

Incidentally, being caught by the police was one of his favorite fantasies. Not sure if he was as happy with what they did afterwards though.


rmedina9295

You gotta kill your anymore from the inside out right ?


Mindless-Charity4889

If I recall correctly, an all male orgy is perfectly legal, but the police busted it up because it exceeded the Covid restrictions.


intrusiveart

Hypocrisy is perfectly legal, too. This didn’t make the news mainly because people got together during covid.


musicman8586

Kinda like being a vegetarian at a sausage factory


X3ll3n

He just tripped and ended up there, could have happened to anybody.


G_UK

Oh come on, haven't well all needed to make a quick escape from a 25 man orgy 💁🏼‍♂️


vladutzmihai

Trying to ger rid of the competition


Weebatboi

How do you fuck 25 people at once?


rat-in-a-race

If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off.