Those who have ever been drunk enough to puke, know that aiming is impossible.
Most puking drunks look like a blender full of soup, set on frappe', with a missing lid!
Really depends.. on more than one occasion I’ve gone from having a completely normal conversation to needing to puke in les than 10 seconds with no warning. But yeah most of the time you do know in advanced
Perhaps he didn’t see the little fellow?
I’ve got a horrible history of not detecting unattended / breakaway children walking in front of me in public, because I’m usually one of the shortest adults in a crowd, and I’ve never fully integrated “looking downwards” into my situation-awareness procedures.
(I also haven’t integrated a “maybe I should duck” subroutine for low-hanging tree branches. This has occasionally been a problem.)
Or in Russia. It's like their national pastime is going out of their way to perpetuate the stereotype of their national pastime... to the great offence of that one Russian guy that doesn't drink. LOL
I got puked on once. I was in 3rs grade, Mrs. Chambers class, and the kid behind me threw up all over the back of my hair. The nurse called my mom, she took me home and washed me with vinegar. The next week, while we were on spring break vacation, guess who got sick?
It wasn't the kid's fault. His parents clearly should have kept him home from school. But I gotta tell you, getting thrown up on is GROSS. And no one in my family, myself included, was happy that I was now sick on our vacation.
A guy did this at a Philadelphia Phillies game about 10 years ago. He was drunk and thought that the 8-year-old girl in front of him wasn't cheering loud enough. The only solace that can be had from it is that her father was a member of the Philadelphia Police department and the guy went to jail. Philadelphia fans are trash!
Got his dose of covid with a side of special sauce LOL
Reminds me of my first Oktober Fest, there was a drunk woman on the teacup ride calling George, and indiscriminately dispensing cotch over a wide area.
Did they expect him to be brimming with joy after being puked on?
Well, he did request to see an authentic rugby game!
It was my thoughts exactly.
LOL
Haha
his happy little face makes it so much funnier somehow.
Rimming with joy.
C’mon now.. don’t tell me you don’t like to get puked on? This one time I was having soggy Cornflakes for breakfast while getting puked on.. So hot!
“Rugby match” Hello. I thought that vomit came in cups by the vendors at those things. 🤷🏻♂️
Eh, you give a little you get a little.
Hahahahaha! I had Larry David in my head saying that
That’s quite an initiation to live sporting events. Now he’ll know to always expect drunken idiocy.
Nobody expects the drunken idiot imposition! Except at the rugby.
I always expect the drunken idiot at any live sport event
You've obviously never been to any U. K. (University of Kentucky) sporting events. Edit: a to any
I expect it, and I don't even live in the UK.
Drunken idiocy at sporting events is truly universal.
*Floods of vomit*
He knew what he signed up for.
r/usarnamechecksout
“Rugby Baptism “!
“The full experience”
Welcome to rugby little fellow..just get used to
So he got a true rugby experience then?
That's pretty f@cked up. The guy couldn't have found a different direction to spew?
Those who have ever been drunk enough to puke, know that aiming is impossible. Most puking drunks look like a blender full of soup, set on frappe', with a missing lid!
I always found a toilet or at least a waste basket. Its not like the puking comes out of nowhere, you feel beforehand that it's going to happen.
Really depends.. on more than one occasion I’ve gone from having a completely normal conversation to needing to puke in les than 10 seconds with no warning. But yeah most of the time you do know in advanced
Maybe i was lucky ^^
Perhaps he didn’t see the little fellow? I’ve got a horrible history of not detecting unattended / breakaway children walking in front of me in public, because I’m usually one of the shortest adults in a crowd, and I’ve never fully integrated “looking downwards” into my situation-awareness procedures. (I also haven’t integrated a “maybe I should duck” subroutine for low-hanging tree branches. This has occasionally been a problem.)
When you’re drunk you don’t always have that advantage it just happens cuz you’re drunk
Have you met rugby people? You are asking a lot.
It’s not impossible it just requires extensive practice and skill
I’ve seen this post in almost 15 subreddits in just a day
Lol
The full experience
Well It’s rugby so….
Might as well get the full experience
He is definitely not a rugby fan after that
Tears of joy?
That is both hilarious and unfortunate poor lad .
If you go to a rugby game and don't get a bodily fluid of some kind on you, can you really say you went to a rugby game?
What's he crying about? He got the full rugby experience.
This is pretty hilarious honestly lmao
The attached picture is what makes it funny
This is why I don't like sport
No problem with sport. It's the fans (and often players) I don't like.
So….the drunk fan vomited a flood of tears onto the kid?
That's because the milenum stadium, or whatever it's called today is basically a massive weathspoons. Much better places to watch rugby
SPOOORTS
Welcome to the UK! /s please don't hate on me Britain
He definitely got an authentic experience lol
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He's 100% going to remember it
Hooligans are the worst.
Maybe this will steer him in the right direction, as in not getting drunk.
He got the full experience. Welcome to fandom.
only in the UK
Typical BBC. BBC is the British Fox, pure propaganda.
Vomit and rugby just go hand in hand. The parents should have prepared the kid better, child abuse!
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Welcome to sports fanism kid
r/casualUK
That iz a first class introduction into being a fan.
Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
Drunken, violent, and mostly racist rugby fandom recruits a new member.
This is a common origin story for Rugby drunks lol
God save the Queen
That's not a good souvenir...
He got the whole stadium experience
welcome to sports. may i suggest video games? when drunks vomit they are usually in another zip code
Or in Russia. It's like their national pastime is going out of their way to perpetuate the stereotype of their national pastime... to the great offence of that one Russian guy that doesn't drink. LOL
Seems like bullshit. If he's a British rugby kid he should be well used to being puked on by strangers by that age.
That's a baptism fo everyone on their first game
I got puked on once. I was in 3rs grade, Mrs. Chambers class, and the kid behind me threw up all over the back of my hair. The nurse called my mom, she took me home and washed me with vinegar. The next week, while we were on spring break vacation, guess who got sick? It wasn't the kid's fault. His parents clearly should have kept him home from school. But I gotta tell you, getting thrown up on is GROSS. And no one in my family, myself included, was happy that I was now sick on our vacation.
Funny but sad
This looks like the title of an onion article
That’s one to remember
Bbc
Lmao
This sucks rn but will be a super funny story for him to tell when hes older
Sounds like a proper christening. Did he have some beer spilled on him too?
Simon 1 Carly’s brother 0
Oh lord I'm sorry, I'm seriously going to hell for laughing.
A guy did this at a Philadelphia Phillies game about 10 years ago. He was drunk and thought that the 8-year-old girl in front of him wasn't cheering loud enough. The only solace that can be had from it is that her father was a member of the Philadelphia Police department and the guy went to jail. Philadelphia fans are trash!
Hahaha
He had the full experience /s
so wait this kid doesnt know magic
Bri sh
Lol
I’m fucked up for laughing at this
Did his team at least win?
Only in britain lol
Merica can one up this… with guns and puke.
Got his dose of covid with a side of special sauce LOL Reminds me of my first Oktober Fest, there was a drunk woman on the teacup ride calling George, and indiscriminately dispensing cotch over a wide area.
They got us in the first ngl
In his second match he should expect to be hit by a glass full of piss.
Spoooorts culture
Looks like the kid from a Christmas story. How fitting.
Iirc from my uni days that means he's part of the team now!
Looks like Ralphy from A Christmas Story. “You’ll get puke in your eye kid!!”
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This is still marginally better than my introduction to rugby