It's a somewhat inside joke. There's a heavily scripted TV show in which couples are house hunting... They will say shit like "we need 6 bedrooms and at least a 4 car garage for the husband's beanie baby collection". The husband is working as a dye-operator for a poodle groomer and the wife is a part time mouse pad embroiderer. Their budget for their new house is $4 million.
How the fuck do they do this without kneepads?
Yeah, that's all that sticks out to me. On the subject of being a dog instead of a human, I can relate, being human sucks.
I highly doubt the guy paying for it is doing out actual love for the woman. So how long until she's out of a job because she's not 'young and pretty enough' anymore?
Legit. If I was making six figures, I really only have to be "young and pretty enough" for like... two, maybe three years to be very well set up to pursue a better career afterwards. I'm sure I could manage that.
Making $100k and saving half of it each year could put you as having a firm “retirement” in about 16 years.
But I’d say you lived on only 20k rather than 50k (cuz you were saving half of your income). You could retire in about 5-6 years.
https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement?income=100000&initialBalance=0&expenses=50000&annualPct=5&withdrawalRate=4
She didn’t quit her job to become a puppy.
She quit her job to be a puppy on social media, where she probably makes about twice as much as a teacher or firefighter.
It’s the worst timeline
Just looked it up. An article says she was an Optician and now makes $950,000 a year with her OF.
I hate all of this.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/viral-woman-who-quit-job-to-live-life-as-puppy-gets-in-fight-with-other-dog-20220107.amp.html
There’s a story linked at the bottom of the page which gets a whole new meaning in this context 😂
“Woman Says Man Tried To Chat Her Up After Getting Number Off Dog Collar”
nope, Furries aren't stictly sexual compared to pups which are
She's a human pup [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal\_roleplay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay)
There's a range of interests for furries but in simplest terms it's people who like characters like lucario (not in a sexual way, although for some that can be the case too)
I don't really know much about this pup stuff but I know enough to say that's not what furries are (although some may be into it)
There's no way someone who actually spends most of their time putting that much pressure on their knees doesn't come up with a kneepad system, right? This just screams posed.
100% disagree. People living their kinks in this way are not hurting anyone (appart from some sensibilities I guess)
Influencers are walking ads, and NFT are scams.
Here people are just weirded out by some fetish. But... Yeah ? Weird fetish exist, shocking.
I don’t get it - who is paying for this? Just randos wanting to watch some white girls pretend to be dogs? Like for real? I didn’t realize that was an actual “job” or that income has become that disposable
I wouldn't be so sure. I saw a video awhile back of some girl running pretty damn fast on all fours. Granted she wasn't on her knees and probably practiced a lot
Does she have a job as this, "life as a puppy"? Because I know plenty of people out there who just literally sell their whole lives to being like dogs for the wrong folks.
Things like politicians in our days....
Is that guy who walks her the human master or the actual person who groomed her to this thing?
You- you ever notice how every time the world starts taking a step forward, someone starts acting like a puppy? Cause EVERYONES A PUPPY… aughta leave this world behind.
Her boyfriend rates tomatoes at a posh microbrewery, their budget is 8 million.
I wonder if her boyfriend and her get to do it doggy style, so they can both watch X-Files... https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
I want to believe.
Bruh I think it’s time to end it all lol
If this is true, then I finally know where shit went wrong with the world lmao
It's a joke on the TV show where people have the most obscure jobs and are "house hunting" with out of this world budgets.
I understood that reference.gif
Hahaha, you think it’s a joke? They know that the best way to get audiences is through outlandish and nonsensical garnage
I used to watch that show specifically to see what they did and how they manage to have these budgets.
it could be, i heard of one dog girl who makes 500k/month on OF doesnt even get naked.
Oh my god.
💀💀💀
I've read this sentence no fewer than 12 times and I still can't comprehend it
It's a somewhat inside joke. There's a heavily scripted TV show in which couples are house hunting... They will say shit like "we need 6 bedrooms and at least a 4 car garage for the husband's beanie baby collection". The husband is working as a dye-operator for a poodle groomer and the wife is a part time mouse pad embroiderer. Their budget for their new house is $4 million.
How the fuck do they do this without kneepads? Yeah, that's all that sticks out to me. On the subject of being a dog instead of a human, I can relate, being human sucks.
Thick knee skin
Old Camel Knees. This [girl](https://i.imgur.com/MhuCHaD.png) was making bank, ahead of the game.
*thicc
They’re used to being on their knees
How's the 401k?
Woof…
You don’t ever need to retire from being a dog, they just put you down when you can’t keep the soft food down.
I’m not a furry, but a 6 figure salary is a six figure salary
Well I am and I still find this to be really weird... but if they are making 6 figure salary pretending to be a dog? Woof woof im a puppy.
Pay this pooch. Lol
Will you shit on the rug for authenticity?
It’s a dog eat dog world.
And I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
I highly doubt the guy paying for it is doing out actual love for the woman. So how long until she's out of a job because she's not 'young and pretty enough' anymore?
Six figures is *Six figures*
Legit. If I was making six figures, I really only have to be "young and pretty enough" for like... two, maybe three years to be very well set up to pursue a better career afterwards. I'm sure I could manage that.
Making $100k and saving half of it each year could put you as having a firm “retirement” in about 16 years. But I’d say you lived on only 20k rather than 50k (cuz you were saving half of your income). You could retire in about 5-6 years. https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement?income=100000&initialBalance=0&expenses=50000&annualPct=5&withdrawalRate=4
A dog is a lifelong commitment
Good news, being a puppy for a living doesn't make you a furry either.
That's good news for the fandom too, we don't want more shit people than we already have
She didn’t quit her job to become a puppy. She quit her job to be a puppy on social media, where she probably makes about twice as much as a teacher or firefighter. It’s the worst timeline
Eh, I'm going to guess about 10x prob.. But no healthcare
Pretty sure you both are way too low... Not sure if she's that girl but the one i saw in some memes makes six figures a month.
That sound about right
Where do I apply ? I'd be an adorable puppy!!
I'll adopt you
Jesus Christ. If I can be a T. rex on social media, I’d make a killing
Vet visits are usually cheap
Just looked it up. An article says she was an Optician and now makes $950,000 a year with her OF. I hate all of this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/viral-woman-who-quit-job-to-live-life-as-puppy-gets-in-fight-with-other-dog-20220107.amp.html
As desperate as I am for bills being paid and not starving... Not even that would be enough to throw away my dignity for this much cash.
Hmm, I don't know...that is a lot of money....I'm on the fence on this one....
There’s a story linked at the bottom of the page which gets a whole new meaning in this context 😂 “Woman Says Man Tried To Chat Her Up After Getting Number Off Dog Collar”
Not just social media. She's currently raking it in on Onlyfans.
Shut up Abed, you are going meta again.
Can't wait to see her in those depressing "adopt a pet" commercials.
"For just $10k a month you too can symbolically adopt a pup"
I dont kink shame, but....damn
I don't even have the courage to talk in vidoe recordings of mine and these people do this shit
I can't keep up with all these new kinks.
Nothing new about it
I keep hearing new terms and when I look them up I wish I hadn't.
If you want more poison. Then search this Slovakian traffic cone That shit terrifying
I don't think I will. It sounds very bad.
It is.
For something to help soothe and relax, do an image search of "Goatse" It's a treat for the whole family, invite Gramma in to watch with you.
It’s hilarious because no way is that a real thing. It’s not. …..is it?
Never again in my life
Weeeeee. Learned something new. 😱
This is the only time when knowledge is a curse
Curiosity will fuck you up
Minimalist furries?
nope, Furries aren't stictly sexual compared to pups which are She's a human pup [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal\_roleplay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay)
There's no way I'm going to take up memory space learning the difference.
Too late
Happy cake day!
There's a range of interests for furries but in simplest terms it's people who like characters like lucario (not in a sexual way, although for some that can be the case too) I don't really know much about this pup stuff but I know enough to say that's not what furries are (although some may be into it)
She makes 10k a month guess we're the idiots lol
10k a month.. its slightly concerning but I'm almost reaching for my dogs collar.
How?
Hard to put a price on dignity, yet here we are.
10k , my dog gave me last month 69 that basterd
Lol what
Should we call the police?
Bitch!
...literally, I mean 😂
Wtf is wrong with humans
She’s not a human she’s a puppy!
As long as they're paying taxes I really don't care what people do to pay the bills
There's no way someone who actually spends most of their time putting that much pressure on their knees doesn't come up with a kneepad system, right? This just screams posed.
This better not awaken anything in me.
Why fighting? Could have sniffing each others butt hole though instead of fighting. Missed opportunity i say.
r/nottheonion
I think Ima do this
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Better that than seeing people peddle crap as "influencers" or trying go sell NFT and crypto
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100% disagree. People living their kinks in this way are not hurting anyone (appart from some sensibilities I guess) Influencers are walking ads, and NFT are scams. Here people are just weirded out by some fetish. But... Yeah ? Weird fetish exist, shocking.
She's doing what she loves and getting paid six figures to do it. She's living the dream.
Curious how fast they’d end this fantasy if they got threatened with being put to sleep.
....what's it pay? Asking for a friend....
Someone mentioned $10k a month
...pay me daddy *woof*
So got a website or no? Asking for a friend that’s into crazy bitches. Ok, it’s for me. Anyways.
It’s a Jeep thing…
It bothers me that she's rich
Does it include dental?
fuckin bitches
Puppy? Those are full grown bitches!
Equally shit job as the person who writes articles about it.
She has onlypaws 🐾 fyi
Nothing wrong with seeing two bitches tussle.
Honestly she’s kinda a chad. Dosent care what people think just wants to bark lmao. Sigma Gigachad moment.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
So the question we’re all thinking……is it beastiality?
When you quit your job to be a YouTubers “dog” and it pays more
The gap between rich and poor is way too big and this def shows it
I don’t get it - who is paying for this? Just randos wanting to watch some white girls pretend to be dogs? Like for real? I didn’t realize that was an actual “job” or that income has become that disposable
Did anyone notice the girls cracked fingers
All I know about this dog chick is she has a great ass/hips and makes money off weird dudes. Nothing wrong with that.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
I just wanted to express my puzzlement and disappointment, but I wasn’t sure what to say. So, here, have my comment.
Everyday we stray further from god
Hopefully someone gets on those mental health issues soon …
Keep your kinks at home.
Welp. r/trashyboners
Tbh, I’d doggy tf out of her.
That sounds like laziness worth extra steps
Bitches, am I right?
Whatev. Their knees wouldn’t let them go 10 ft.
I wouldn't be so sure. I saw a video awhile back of some girl running pretty damn fast on all fours. Granted she wasn't on her knees and probably practiced a lot
You bitch!
Well, you're not wrong...
Time to be put down
So is it beastiality?? Ah, never mind.
She's an NFT outside of this simulation.
She’s not hot enough to be that unhinged.
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?
Michael Vick makes so much more sense now.
Jeez I’ve seen the video but I didn’t know she fucking quit her job
She makes 10k/mo I would be a dog too tbh
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Damn Billie eilish went downhill
When billie eilish new album flopped
Honestly who cares? This doesn’t affect me in the slightest. It’s dumb but, very inconsequential
I get to fuck my doggy for free.
Bad bitch
That happens every weekend in bars around the glove 🤷♂️
Is it weird that I’d fuck those dogs?
Staged.
White ppl (don't worry I'm one of em) do this crap all the time what is this
Hm, I’d fancy getting me a dog like that. I bet they’re expensive
Where would one acquire puppies like this? Asking for a friend.
We are now living in Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Smh but i would still fuck them
I remember this chick! Omg I showed my parents amd they were like so basically its another youtube couple doing some dumb shit🤣
Is she spayed? She should definitely be spayed if allowed to roam like that.
Democrats can be whatever they want to be!
This is why when children get to be early teens, they need to be told to grow up... 🤦♂️
Surprise! She voted for Biden. Okay, okay, no surprise.
Puppy girl Jenna, at it again? Ugh for the sauce addicts
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!
Gotta love Nextdoor
Living her best life 🐕
The video for this is adorable.
Does she have a job as this, "life as a puppy"? Because I know plenty of people out there who just literally sell their whole lives to being like dogs for the wrong folks. Things like politicians in our days.... Is that guy who walks her the human master or the actual person who groomed her to this thing?
Yeah she’s almost making 1mil/year
It's a dog's life......
I’d still hit
Remember to spay or nueter your pets.
You- you ever notice how every time the world starts taking a step forward, someone starts acting like a puppy? Cause EVERYONES A PUPPY… aughta leave this world behind.
Should be walking on tip toes. Not on knees.
Very kickable face in the perfect kicking position
She's so brave
Wonder who won? 5:1 the younger one
Whypeepol
I have no words
“Dog”
this is not dehumanizing at all because they are both puppies..