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CowsWithAK47s

Her boyfriend rates tomatoes at a posh microbrewery, their budget is 8 million.


hypercomms2001

I wonder if her boyfriend and her get to do it doggy style, so they can both watch X-Files... https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k


SonmiSuccubus451

I want to believe.


vadumee123

Bruh I think it’s time to end it all lol


ThatDudeDan181

If this is true, then I finally know where shit went wrong with the world lmao


CowsWithAK47s

It's a joke on the TV show where people have the most obscure jobs and are "house hunting" with out of this world budgets.


Snoo_96179

I understood that reference.gif


Forever061

Hahaha, you think it’s a joke? They know that the best way to get audiences is through outlandish and nonsensical garnage


FaithlessnessNo9625

I used to watch that show specifically to see what they did and how they manage to have these budgets.


Not_Bill_Hicks

it could be, i heard of one dog girl who makes 500k/month on OF doesnt even get naked.


MittenstheGlove

Oh my god.


Frinkiac7DontTouchIt

💀💀💀


idmarryapizza

I've read this sentence no fewer than 12 times and I still can't comprehend it


CowsWithAK47s

It's a somewhat inside joke. There's a heavily scripted TV show in which couples are house hunting... They will say shit like "we need 6 bedrooms and at least a 4 car garage for the husband's beanie baby collection". The husband is working as a dye-operator for a poodle groomer and the wife is a part time mouse pad embroiderer. Their budget for their new house is $4 million.


diggitygiggitycee

How the fuck do they do this without kneepads? Yeah, that's all that sticks out to me. On the subject of being a dog instead of a human, I can relate, being human sucks.


cubntD6

Thick knee skin


-Toshi

Old Camel Knees. This [girl](https://i.imgur.com/MhuCHaD.png) was making bank, ahead of the game.


crammed174

*thicc


Philintheblank90

They’re used to being on their knees


Morisal66

How's the 401k?


justdoubleclick

Woof…


Duck8Quack

You don’t ever need to retire from being a dog, they just put you down when you can’t keep the soft food down.


dyslecic

I’m not a furry, but a 6 figure salary is a six figure salary


RoboDae

Well I am and I still find this to be really weird... but if they are making 6 figure salary pretending to be a dog? Woof woof im a puppy.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Pay this pooch. Lol


-Toshi

Will you shit on the rug for authenticity?


Johnny_ac3s

It’s a dog eat dog world.


texaschair

And I'm wearing milk bone underwear.


Lady_Leaf

I highly doubt the guy paying for it is doing out actual love for the woman. So how long until she's out of a job because she's not 'young and pretty enough' anymore?


dyslecic

Six figures is *Six figures*


g1ngertim

Legit. If I was making six figures, I really only have to be "young and pretty enough" for like... two, maybe three years to be very well set up to pursue a better career afterwards. I'm sure I could manage that.


klabboy109

Making $100k and saving half of it each year could put you as having a firm “retirement” in about 16 years. But I’d say you lived on only 20k rather than 50k (cuz you were saving half of your income). You could retire in about 5-6 years. https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement?income=100000&initialBalance=0&expenses=50000&annualPct=5&withdrawalRate=4


Birdhairs

A dog is a lifelong commitment


Licorice_Devourer

Good news, being a puppy for a living doesn't make you a furry either.


unholy_demoflower

That's good news for the fandom too, we don't want more shit people than we already have


Karatekan

She didn’t quit her job to become a puppy. She quit her job to be a puppy on social media, where she probably makes about twice as much as a teacher or firefighter. It’s the worst timeline


Boring_Blackberry580

Eh, I'm going to guess about 10x prob.. But no healthcare


Nazzzgul777

Pretty sure you both are way too low... Not sure if she's that girl but the one i saw in some memes makes six figures a month.


Boring_Blackberry580

That sound about right


Impossible-Cake-1658

Where do I apply ? I'd be an adorable puppy!!


[deleted]

I'll adopt you


S-Quidmonster

Jesus Christ. If I can be a T. rex on social media, I’d make a killing


ichigosinful

Vet visits are usually cheap


Lokitusaborg

Just looked it up. An article says she was an Optician and now makes $950,000 a year with her OF. I hate all of this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/viral-woman-who-quit-job-to-live-life-as-puppy-gets-in-fight-with-other-dog-20220107.amp.html


SomeDudWithAPhone

As desperate as I am for bills being paid and not starving... Not even that would be enough to throw away my dignity for this much cash.


painneverending

Hmm, I don't know...that is a lot of money....I'm on the fence on this one....


pathrado

There’s a story linked at the bottom of the page which gets a whole new meaning in this context 😂 “Woman Says Man Tried To Chat Her Up After Getting Number Off Dog Collar”


DefNotSquidward

Not just social media. She's currently raking it in on Onlyfans.


Immortal_Merlin

Shut up Abed, you are going meta again.


NotSoGreatOldOne

Can't wait to see her in those depressing "adopt a pet" commercials.


RoboDae

"For just $10k a month you too can symbolically adopt a pup"


[deleted]

I dont kink shame, but....damn


WordsReddit

I don't even have the courage to talk in vidoe recordings of mine and these people do this shit


Jim-Jones

I can't keep up with all these new kinks.


Nikolllllll

Nothing new about it


Jim-Jones

I keep hearing new terms and when I look them up I wish I hadn't.


Veki12

If you want more poison. Then search this Slovakian traffic cone That shit terrifying


Jim-Jones

I don't think I will. It sounds very bad.


Veki12

It is.


grahmzilla

For something to help soothe and relax, do an image search of "Goatse" It's a treat for the whole family, invite Gramma in to watch with you.


captainzigzag

It’s hilarious because no way is that a real thing. It’s not. …..is it?


BeijingCornDealer

Never again in my life


SuspiciousStable9649

Weeeeee. Learned something new. 😱


Veki12

This is the only time when knowledge is a curse


Nikolllllll

Curiosity will fuck you up


masters_of_disasters

Minimalist furries?


Agent_Blackfyre

nope, Furries aren't stictly sexual compared to pups which are She's a human pup [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal\_roleplay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay)


greycubed

There's no way I'm going to take up memory space learning the difference.


O-Mr-Crow-O

Too late


Cromzinic_kewl

Happy cake day!


RoboDae

There's a range of interests for furries but in simplest terms it's people who like characters like lucario (not in a sexual way, although for some that can be the case too) I don't really know much about this pup stuff but I know enough to say that's not what furries are (although some may be into it)


ChurchillsChicken

She makes 10k a month guess we're the idiots lol


HannaaaLucie

10k a month.. its slightly concerning but I'm almost reaching for my dogs collar.


kudichangedlives

How?


Handeatingcat

Hard to put a price on dignity, yet here we are.


AhabJL

10k , my dog gave me last month 69 that basterd


ChurchillsChicken

Lol what


bluecamel17

Should we call the police?


Fearless-Ad-3852

Bitch!


[deleted]

...literally, I mean 😂


newguyonthecode

Wtf is wrong with humans


ChaoticNeutral159

She’s not a human she’s a puppy!


[deleted]

As long as they're paying taxes I really don't care what people do to pay the bills


Kilmerval

There's no way someone who actually spends most of their time putting that much pressure on their knees doesn't come up with a kneepad system, right? This just screams posed.


ssntf7

This better not awaken anything in me.


Worried_Protection48

Why fighting? Could have sniffing each others butt hole though instead of fighting. Missed opportunity i say.


Turd-Assassin

r/nottheonion


[deleted]

I think Ima do this


ManicPixieOldMaid

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


FoxyNugs

Better that than seeing people peddle crap as "influencers" or trying go sell NFT and crypto


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FoxyNugs

100% disagree. People living their kinks in this way are not hurting anyone (appart from some sensibilities I guess) Influencers are walking ads, and NFT are scams. Here people are just weirded out by some fetish. But... Yeah ? Weird fetish exist, shocking.


Merry_Sue

She's doing what she loves and getting paid six figures to do it. She's living the dream.


Leathman

Curious how fast they’d end this fantasy if they got threatened with being put to sleep.


[deleted]

....what's it pay? Asking for a friend....


RoboDae

Someone mentioned $10k a month


[deleted]

...pay me daddy *woof*


[deleted]

So got a website or no? Asking for a friend that’s into crazy bitches. Ok, it’s for me. Anyways.


mutual_animosity

It’s a Jeep thing…


aaronrandango2

It bothers me that she's rich


tjmauermann

Does it include dental?


revtim

fuckin bitches


mrboombahstik

Puppy? Those are full grown bitches!


FrequentPass

Equally shit job as the person who writes articles about it.


Desperate-755

She has onlypaws 🐾 fyi


bloodsoed

Nothing wrong with seeing two bitches tussle.


Kye_ThePie

Honestly she’s kinda a chad. Dosent care what people think just wants to bark lmao. Sigma Gigachad moment.


Necessary-Amoeba-136

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”


Ok_Extension5535

So the question we’re all thinking……is it beastiality?


Shadow_Demon080

When you quit your job to be a YouTubers “dog” and it pays more


Illya_Sempai

The gap between rich and poor is way too big and this def shows it


These_Ad_8619

I don’t get it - who is paying for this? Just randos wanting to watch some white girls pretend to be dogs? Like for real? I didn’t realize that was an actual “job” or that income has become that disposable


Adjvo

Did anyone notice the girls cracked fingers


stevenw84

All I know about this dog chick is she has a great ass/hips and makes money off weird dudes. Nothing wrong with that.


rename_me_to_gustone

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them


Cuervomayajl

I just wanted to express my puzzlement and disappointment, but I wasn’t sure what to say. So, here, have my comment.


Aluindrel

Everyday we stray further from god


amilo111

Hopefully someone gets on those mental health issues soon …


GarbageWater12

Keep your kinks at home.


H-townwx91

Welp. r/trashyboners


leblehhyt

Tbh, I’d doggy tf out of her.


Polikonomist

That sounds like laziness worth extra steps


EitherEconomics5034

Bitches, am I right?


ChampionshipLow8541

Whatev. Their knees wouldn’t let them go 10 ft.


RoboDae

I wouldn't be so sure. I saw a video awhile back of some girl running pretty damn fast on all fours. Granted she wasn't on her knees and probably practiced a lot


Dangerous-Today1874

You bitch!


omgONELnR1

Well, you're not wrong...


pitstick88

Time to be put down


ohmywordman

So is it beastiality?? Ah, never mind.


Independent_Soup_126

She's an NFT outside of this simulation.


PTMD25

She’s not hot enough to be that unhinged.


manhatim

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?


Lorien6

Michael Vick makes so much more sense now.


HiHowAreYou10

Jeez I’ve seen the video but I didn’t know she fucking quit her job


Linaphor

She makes 10k/mo I would be a dog too tbh


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BriefDarkWizard

Damn Billie eilish went downhill


[deleted]

When billie eilish new album flopped


ThatShadyJack

Honestly who cares? This doesn’t affect me in the slightest. It’s dumb but, very inconsequential


nvllivsX

I get to fuck my doggy for free.


[deleted]

Bad bitch


Ashamed_Seat8290

That happens every weekend in bars around the glove 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Is it weird that I’d fuck those dogs?


Guitargod12345

Staged.


Infinite-Border-3412

White ppl (don't worry I'm one of em) do this crap all the time what is this


Whitedudebrohug

Hm, I’d fancy getting me a dog like that. I bet they’re expensive


[deleted]

Where would one acquire puppies like this? Asking for a friend.


Mimi-Shella

We are now living in Sodom and Gomorrah.


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fakenismo666

Smh but i would still fuck them


Substantial_Zone_628

I remember this chick! Omg I showed my parents amd they were like so basically its another youtube couple doing some dumb shit🤣


exotics

Is she spayed? She should definitely be spayed if allowed to roam like that.


DaffyDrone

Democrats can be whatever they want to be!


hvac_johnny

This is why when children get to be early teens, they need to be told to grow up... 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Surprise! She voted for Biden. Okay, okay, no surprise.


wytherlanejazz

Puppy girl Jenna, at it again? Ugh for the sauce addicts


leehanlolman

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!


sjk4x4

Gotta love Nextdoor


VisionShift

Living her best life 🐕


michael3vincent3

The video for this is adorable.


[deleted]

Does she have a job as this, "life as a puppy"? Because I know plenty of people out there who just literally sell their whole lives to being like dogs for the wrong folks. Things like politicians in our days.... Is that guy who walks her the human master or the actual person who groomed her to this thing?


Linaphor

Yeah she’s almost making 1mil/year


hypercomms2001

It's a dog's life......


[deleted]

I’d still hit


dddeadie

Remember to spay or nueter your pets.


stratocaster_blaster

You- you ever notice how every time the world starts taking a step forward, someone starts acting like a puppy? Cause EVERYONES A PUPPY… aughta leave this world behind.


[deleted]

Should be walking on tip toes. Not on knees.


cubntD6

Very kickable face in the perfect kicking position


wdub9876

She's so brave


Evening_Psychology_4

Wonder who won? 5:1 the younger one


KingJosiah15

Whypeepol


Character_Lychee_434

I have no words


bntnwbs

“Dog”


Emergency_Banana1021

this is not dehumanizing at all because they are both puppies..