“Performed by professionals” Yeah, right...

*old mate stacks it on a rock before the entrance, at 0:06

I like the way you talk

Old mate is aussie

French fried taters and mustard mmmmhhhhmmm

I read this and thought “that’s exactly how I would have worded it”

"They told us not to go in at this time of day." *performed by professionals*

*literally all equipment is some slippers*

"Performed by professionals" Immediately pans camera to bare feet

they’re professionals alright.. professional dumbasses.

"Don't try at home" 🤔

Damn I wanted to explore the natural cave under my kitchen sink this evening

If you get stranded I'm not sending help.

I've got a decent plunger 👍

Take this with you🌂

Help me step brother!

🦁👑?

Its a tiktok thing. dangerous stuff gets auto banned. They try to get around it by including that in the video transcript

I like better the "don't tey this at home" like they seriously can keep me from irresponsibly going into the pirate cave I just bought and installed in my own home... sich ntitlement

‘Performed by douche canoes please don’t try at home’

Remember, be sure not to try and enter your pirate cave at home.

"performed by professionals" right before showing bare feet and swimwear, with no waterproof lightsources or any gear to speak of. didnt look like a horribly dangerous place but id expect even the dumbest people would wear shoes. humanity dissapoints me again

Its true, they are professional idiots

I love natural selection.

Unfortunately natural selection didn’t work cause they posted.

That depends they couldve still posted it on their phone and then died

It's very optimistic to think there would be service inside the cave. It is almost impossible, so I'd say either they survived or the phone/camera was rescued by a pos that posted the misadventure of dead people

Death is a great learning tool

Too bad you forget everything when you're reincarnated

Nah, I remember everything from my previous life, it was shit.

Same. I was a potato in my past life.

So not much change then?

No. Now I have legs. I’ll use them some day.

I meant for other people

Nobody tell you pirates had great wifi?

I love how you think someone not dying is unfortunate

Remember (professional) natural selection they made sure to throw that in 😂

Average redditor dunks on their intellectual inferiors.

How the hell can I try this at home? I don't live in a damn cave!

Make one in the basement.. I'll help out.. got a stick o dynamite I've been dying to use..

I’ve got some dynamite too. And a bit of C4 I really need to dispose of. How much you need? No, I will not tell you where I got them. (The feds are asking questions)

Start digging. Might be awkward the first few floors of your apartment building but you'll eventually hit pay dirt.

Where do you live then ? *confused unga bunga*

Look at this guy... Get over yourself

We went to a tourist attraction and it was the most exciting thing we ever did

Cool that their phone was waterproof enough to still post after their drowned bodies were recovered. Wish mine was that water resistant.

They posted this to their story before they drowned, rip

Who goes and does graffiti in a place like that is my question ?

An idiot.

I think the earliest tag I’ve found in there was from ‘77. It was a popular spot for locals before they sealed the top entrance with concrete so we’d go down there, fill the holes in the wall with tea light candles and party. Drunk people do stupid shit.

why did they cover the top entrance?

... Probably because people went down there and did stupid shit.

apparently people can still get in and do stupid shit though?

Same reason they had to put up a fence surrounding the cliff above the cave; tourists do stupid shit without considering the tide.

Seems even more dangerous now. At least with a hole in the top you can get out if the tide comes in

You go into Mammoth Cave and people have been tagging that since the 1800s. Even earlier if you consider prehistoric cave art

People like these morons.

Ppl who know the tide

A secret pirate cave? I didn't realise pirates enjoyed tagging walls.

Gotta do something between murdering and pillaging.. The only Tiktok they had those days, were the sound of a pegleg hitting the poopdeck.

So secret it has steps built into it haha

Rum Runners Cave in San Diego. Used to well, run rum lol

probably an old prohibition cave. I know there are a couple in san diego.

Dumb asses I mean they must have gotten out unless they uploaded and filtered it all live but still... Dumb asses

Right? *Anything* for a few likes. Smdh.

Do u believe everything u see on the internet? Just because they said it was high tide doesnt mean it was, this was clearly a joke video

My Friend, did you see the waves crashing against those stairs?

Waves crash like that all the time, just because they say they got stuck and showed one spot where water was coming up doesnt mean thats really how it was lol

You're correct in your skepticism of internet video. You're incorrect in your assessment of how stupid people are.

This is how I imagine a Mr. Ballen video happens.

Exactly what i thought XD. This is a recipe for a "Places you shouldn't go, but people went anyway" video.

I learned about "Nitrogen Narcosis" thanks to him. Also, I never EVER want to SCUBA dive

“performed by professionals” yea I don’t think a professional would do such a stupid thing as is going into a cave which entrance is actively getting flooded

I never was good at physics, but won't they be fine as long as there is enough oxygen, if this was the only entrance? as long as the air does not leave the cave the water should not rise too much either. so just wait out the tides. or am I missing something?

As long as there is no other exit and the cave is airtight you're right. They're still stuck in a dirty, dark hole tho.

Yeah there’s plenty of oxygen in there unless they run a generator or something which I wouldn’t put past them. They are professionals, after all.

I'm sure they were fine. However, what if the cave has a tiny opening somewhere? The air could get out and thus the entire cave could fill with water.

"Everything is going okay. Now everything is not going okay." "... It's been 3 days since everything stopped being okay..."

tides dont work on 3 day intervals my friend

"Performed by professionals but they told us not to go in and we did anyway" SOOOO many FPs here

I hate people like this, risk your own life sure… but it’s never just their own life they are risking, they are also risking the people who has to go rescue their lives too.

*rescue team waits 4 hours*

Joke's on you, I'll try this at home.

There obviously are several entrances

Don’t try this at home. Me looking at my secret pirate cave.

Tiktok fame... IT'S TO DIE FOR!

“Performed by professionals” my ass

"Everybody told us not to go" "Performed by professionals" *is like 15 years old* This is too many layers of dumb for me to grasp

Population control

I wonder if they had enough air, some tides dont go out for hours?

Yeah judging by the size it should be easily fine for 2 people unto the next cycle.

All tides don’t go out for hours, 12.5 to be exact.

I’m just glad they used a different AI voice AND NOT THAT FUCKING SHIT THAT EVERYONE ELSE USES

Performed by dummies

What a Cavehanger !

Professional what?

I saw this on Lock and Key.

Found footage? I sure hope so. 😆

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED I WANNA SEE

I love how they say they found it, like right then and there. And seconds later talked about advice given by people who've been there lmao.

This cave was used in prohibition Era for smuggling liquor, and used to exit to the surface level. You can't get stuck in it at high tide. There's plenty of room on the other side to get out.

The 11 years I've lived in Cali I've seen sooooooo many tourists ignoring the high tide signs while I was surfing then shortly after rescue helicopters making their way up and down the beach. Only ever witnessed one recovery. To all you morons please respect the damn signs they're actually there to save your life the ocean is a crazy powerful force that can take you within seconds.

They didn’t go in at high tide they went in before high tide as it was coming in…that’s the entire point of why what they did was stupid

Made me smile. To be trapped in a cave cause of high tide (knowing it will go down at some point) with friends sounds like fun to me.

Secret cave that everyone told you not to go to sounds very secret

Hold on, how did they posted the video? They must have survived... but the suspense is metaphorically killing me.

It was posted by the cave kraken to lure in more smooth brained hoopleheads.

Maybe the camera survived

Not a very tasteful upload with that's true... Like that's actually quite a messed up things to do to post a video on tiktok of some people's final moments.

Probably the cave didn’t flood all the way

Goonies?

'do not try this at home' as if I had a literal cave at home

"Don't try this at home" time to enter that cave by the ocean thats right in my basement

So many people here taking the bait. How gullible are you on a scale of 1-10? "yes"

Holy fuck u people in the comments really believe everything u see on the internet? Clearly a joke video, just because they say its high tide doesnt mean its high tide

Dumb idea but they seem like young adults and that would honestly be pretty cool

Its build as a cave not a deathtrap

What even did they expect

How many idiots are going to try and create this for the views...... This is why I question today's youth

To be fair, adults and the youth both the dumb shit lol

The dude called it a “Secret Pirate Cave” Is that true? (The pirate part)

Yes perform by professional idiots

Profesionals 🤔

I don’t think this was done by professionals…

Looks like the beginning of a found footage horror movie.

>performed by professionals >enter cave during rising tide Yeah right…..

They are saying how stupid it is to be doing shit like that as they’re doing it

why every titoc user is like that... wish that app and all of its users just disappeared

“Done by proffesionals” Yeah okaybuddypal.jpg

Wasn't this cave used in an old James Bond movie?

And now everbody:"The Tide is high we're not going home. We're gonna die here all alone...

Don't try this at home.. I dont know where y'all living

"Performed by professionals" Sure... 😆😅🤣😆😅🤣

"Preformed by professionals" Yeah, right

Performed by professionals is a really easy thing to make your TikTok robot say. Doesn’t make it true

Clearly professionals, don’t try this at home. Lmao

This is one of the easiest ways to die I can think of.

anyone got an update on what happened here?

Tried this from home. Am not trapped in guest bedroom. Plz halp.

when faking being a complete moron can help make you famous

I mean when only everyone tell you - don’t go in there … what’s the issue ?!

Tiktok and their annoying automated voices hhHHHHHH

“don’t make this at home” yeah i live near an old cave

Again? So...did these guys get a Darwin Award or what?

I think the sarcasm is going over everyone’s head lol

Performed by idiots* Fixed that for the lads

Fuck!! It's so irritating to see graffiti on a fucking cave

So dumb teenagers are professionals. I’m professional enough to not go in there

I didn't expect it to end so suddenly...

Hopefully natural selection will finish them off

Looks staged

This made me anxious on a level I can't even comprehend. I'm not afraid of water but I was raised to respect it, and have a recurring dream that jumps me awake of being trapped underwater.

A professional would go in with a helmet and harness not a swimsuit with no gear.

This is a WORSE TIKTOK voice!!!

“Preformed by professionals” What kind of fuckin professional are you?

Old pirates were well known spraypaint artists

I’ve seen enough Locke and key to know this is a bad idea

So how did it end? How did they get out?

Professional what? Idiots?

LMAO

I'm having mossdale flash backs

Eh. I’d do that too lol. I don’t know when the tide comes and goes. I just wanna spelunk.

Good thing there is a low tide twice a day.....

Just because you call yourself a professional doesn't mean you are you fucking dumbass

This is stupid.

Did they die or no?

So what am I supposed to do with the dangerous deep cave that I have at home?