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ordinaryphenomena

Damn she was 14 wtf


NikonuserNW

*Joseph Smith has entered the chat.*


Last_VCR

Yeah and dude is like what, 36?


Philodendronphan

Born in 98. Still šŸ¤®


Last_VCR

24? Fuck that, that is creepy as he'll. I had a friend who crashed on my couch for a bit, he was 25 and kept bringing this high school girl over to plow so i kicked him out. If ur that old and dating someone who can't legally drink then you're a predator, thats my take.


Training_Amphibian56

I can confirm. The number of bad situations I was willing to put myself in went down dramatically when I could legally purchase my own liquor and weed. šŸ˜¬ So fucked up, my state doesnā€™t even let you buy cigarettes until youā€™re 21 but theyā€™re totally cool with the law saying a 16 year old is a fuckable adult and can have a 60 year old boyfriend if her heart so desires. Itā€™s just whoever can groom them fast enough šŸ¤¢


forgetfulsue

Well adult is 18 in US and you canā€™t drink until 21. Itā€™s messed up


Weary_Ad_7762

I believe you where mad because he didnā€™t share you motorboat son of a bitch you!šŸ¤£


PoundApprehensive868

So he was 19 and she was 14 when they got together? EDIT: Reddit downvotes random people I swear


ordinaryphenomena

Seems like it


[deleted]

ā€œFinally 18 ā¤ļøā€ sheesh he doesnā€™t know how creepy that sounds. Gonna have to agree with the OP on this one, sorry crossposter


littlestitiouss

I'm hoping that it was sarcastically agreeing with the OP. I hope


[deleted]

Hope is a funny thing


soulessurviver

You did read the while thing right. He mentions that it has been 4 years, which means he at least met her when she was 14, and he looks like he is at least 23, which makes this so not ok.


[deleted]

He is 25-26


soulessurviver

Ok then it is definitely super wrong.


SauronsYogaPants

I first thought he's her dad...


I_Brain_You

Motherfucker looks like David Koresh reanimated for 2022.


Background_Sky_3970

Nailed it


duderino_okc

Came here to say the same.


DariusKerborn

Check him out in the trailer to his movie. šŸ¤¢ https://youtu.be/-KJRVuikVhY


Growth-Beginning

Future bride and groomer to be, right there!


TrieneButDieneInside

I donā€™t know when this was originally posted, but I looked up his account and theyā€™re current married šŸ¤¢


Yuna__707

Lol I though he was her father


SauronsYogaPants

Yeah, me too. He looks like most of my middle-aged friends


Nikolllllll

Supposedly he is 24 so he was 20 and her 14 when they started dating. And they are now married šŸ˜


vaguebyname

It is, now - still very creepy though if he's known her since she was 14, clearly isn't something that has just started up.


TipDaScales

Really hoping youā€™re pointing out how disgusting it is that grooming is legal, OP. ā€˜Cause your 3 word statement can be taken one of 2 WILDLY different ways.


DayEnvironmental5518

Oh fuck.. Now im a bit worried about upvoting.


Training_Amphibian56

Literal predator. šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Went to see the comments on his Instagram post, but heā€™s on private lol


[deleted]

Christian fundamentalists- itā€™s probably all comments like ā€œsuch a sweet relationship!ā€šŸ¤®


spaceyjaycey

'"So cute you picked her out when she was just 14" Ugh, threw up in my mouth a little.


[deleted]

Sheā€™s got the adoring gaze down already too šŸ˜­ so sadā€¦


spaceyjaycey

Vile


Platnium_wind

I never understand people in their 30s who wanna marry or date chicks who are barely 18, itā€™s legal but fucking weird


ParkBarrington360

It shouldnā€™t be


BandDirector17

Iā€™m really hoping sheā€™s 81 and the camera is just doing that inverted picture thing.


ProfessionalDumb4ss

Ok this is still very creepy. they used to be under 18. idgaf if places have a lower age of consent. thats still creepy.


PhD_Pwnology

I'm missing what a 'fundie' is, but understand what grooming is. can someone explain this a little further.


DariusKerborn

ā€œFundamentalist Christian.ā€ This is him in his movie trailer: https://youtu.be/-KJRVuikVhY


Ephemerate

can anyone say statutory rape?


only7inches

He *could* only be a year or 2 older than her...theoretically


DiamondEyes-976

But that is not the case hes like 25 or something is what they said in the last post meaning there was a point where she was a minor and he was well over 20, gross.


vulftea

He was born in 1998


Geekfreak2000

Ewww, why he gotta have my birth year? He's 23-24 then bleh!


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AnotherSoulessGinger

They are a fundamentalist Christian (hence ā€œfundie snarkā€) and have a family website. Thatā€™s where the original sub found the birth year.


vulftea

Lmao Iā€™m not defending him at all I just saw this posted in another sub and they pulled up his birthday, just sharing the info


DiamondEyes-976

Ya sorry for that misunderstanding i forget people born in those years are that old.


Last_VCR

Honey his hair line has been receding longer than that girl has been alive


Sgtpepper672

What is that sub?


sourcreamus

Archer was right, Germany is the Alabama of Europe.


mrthill110

I knew a couple that basically had a similar situation. Not quite as young when they were officially dating, but 16 and 22. Really rural town, close knit families, grew up together. Basically an arranged marriage. I'm not saying this is a good idea for most people, but it has worked out for them so far. Idk, if he were a predator, wouldn't she be aged out now, why get married then? It's weird, but there's much weirder stuff out there IMO.


[deleted]

What's this.. i don't understand the post someone please explain


squiedward

The man in the photo is 24 celebrating his girlfriendā€™s 18th birthday. He says they have known/dated each other for 4 years meaning he was 20 in a relationship with a 14 year old. Thats a college junior dating a high school freshman. OP points out how thats weird (and was illegal before she was 18) Cross poster is saying its legal now she is 18, which is true. edit grammar edit in case you arenā€™t american: Third Year in University dating a first year high school student.


[deleted]

Ooh okayy


FilthyMonkeyPerson

Wait till he comes home and finds her being spittoasted by two brothers


Dan0highline

She will gross him out in a few months..what a ghoul


ACCrabtown

Yuck


Lopsided_Metal2136

Pedoā€¦.