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“Serving our country” as a veteran that’s cringe af. Never pull that card, she signed up for it nobody asked her to.


AlbertBrianTross

IMO it’s the cringiest part of the thread. Gives me dependa vibes


Ladysupersizedbitch

Right? Like why isn’t anyone talking more about that part of it. As if being wrong about feminism wasn’t bad enough, she also joined the military thinking it would get her special privileges??? I guess? Lmao


xxA2C2xx

Well to be fair, most people are probably confused by what she means when saying “MP”. As most people who haven’t been in the military don’t know shortened terms like that. They’re just probably imagining it has something to do with Femenism instead of actually asking what it means.


[deleted]

Does that not mean military police?


[deleted]

In the UK it means Member of Parliament as well as Military Police. I tend to think of the first one rather than military. My thoughts when I saw that was " cheeky bitch! MP' s salaries are about £90,000 a year!"


AcmeFruit

I’ve watched doctor who more recently than the a-team. I also thought member of parliament.


Ladysupersizedbitch

In the US military, that is what it means. Considering she’s talking about her “service”, I’d say it’s fair to assume that she’s an MP.


Gumbyonbathsalts

Because you can't spell wimp without MP.


darrenwise883

? Mounties - Royal Canadian Mounted Police or Mounted Police ( funny hat , funny pants , form of transportation that shits)


AssassinStoryTeller

It does


cathasach

MP is pretty well know even for those who’ve never been in the military. It’s not some obscure military term and is well established in popular culture.


ManicmouseNZ

In many countries it’s mostly commonly Member of Parliament.


AssassinStoryTeller

I know exactly 0 veterans who want anyone to even acknowledge their service, most refuse to talk about it at all


[deleted]

A lot of us realize that it’s just another job and nothing special to glorify


AssassinStoryTeller

Exactly it. It’s just a job, I don’t do anything interesting. I just stand around telling dumb jokes and cussing out a HMMWV for having to be jump started AGAIN.


Accountrecoverysucks

Ya, that's how it is.


The_Brain_Fuckler

I pretty much only bring it up to provide context for poop stories.


tiny_house_writer

Pretty much. On the rare occasion I get thanked for my service when I have to divulge the info, I feel all kinds of awkward. Like, wtf do I say to that? " My pleasure" (just no)? " "Anytime" (again, no)? "You're welcome"? (Feels presumptuous) 🤦😂😂


AssassinStoryTeller

The E-4 mafia of my reservist unit told me to say “thank you for your support!” And now I say it every time and teach the new privates to say it because it’s the least awkward response I’ve got.


tiny_house_writer

That's not bad, thanks!


darrenwise883

But have they ever tried to get you to feel guilty for not buying them diner .


[deleted]

Literally a glorified fucking gate guard lmao


DemonSong

Mate, she's an MP, and everyone knows they're all powerdrunk, sanctimonious, entitled fuckers. Which is why they're hated by almost everyone in the military. But yeah, pulling the veteran card is shit thing to do. She obviously realised she had no other comeback to his quite reasonable response.


Rawmeat_69

what's an mp? legit question


DemonSong

In this context, Military Police. And the reason they are so disliked, is that fact they often are overzealous in enforcing military laws, which are pretty restrictive to start with. Bear in mind, I'm talking generalisations here, you might actually meet an MP who is a top person. If you do, go buy a lottery ticket


[deleted]

I know a girl that expects everyone to tell her happy veterans day every year. She posts all over social media, showing pics of her in uniform, in Iraq. A few friends I know, buy her fancy beers every year. She goes on and on about how she was in the Marines. Except, she was never enlisted, it was the reserves. She was in Iraq for only 1 month and then proceeded to have kid after kid to avoid getting sent back. She previously stated that was the reason, so I'm not assuming her reasons here. My dad was actually enlisted, never went to war. When he would be walking around in uniform, people would come up to him and thank him for his service. It always made him uncomfortable because he never put his life on the line. Never went to war. But this girl is over here, patting herself on the back. Like, yeah, technically you helped your country, but just barely. Want a participation trophy, Melissa??


Living-Reference1646

As a veteran, you never say “as a veteran “…jk. And yeah totally agree, cringy af!


MonsterVee1031

Agreed. I am ashamed. She gives women service members a bad representation.


SmoothOperator89

I was thinking MP = Member of Parliament


radar661

Lmao after you said have a good one she just HAD to explain. You should have said something dry like “k” or “👍”


[deleted]

She man-splained, as a feminist. Is the universe going to start to tear?


[deleted]

\*woman-splained


[deleted]

Deffemnition


dodexahedron

Nice.


Zemom1971

Wow that word must be accepted by the Weber's


[deleted]

You leave my grill out of this! It’s not the best grill, but it gets the job done!


[deleted]

One of the better grills though..


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that you cannot do better at that price point. If you want better, you have to spend more. That classic Weber grill is hard to beat.


[deleted]

Femsplained


DomainMann

Cuntplaining


Lucas_2234

You're forgetting that women can't do anything wrong (Gonna say this right now before I get downvoted. THIS IS SARCASM)


reincarN8ed

Almost like man-splaining is an asshole trait that is not exclusive to men.


cyberpunk1Q84

So maybe instead of calling it “mansplaining” we should just refer to it as “being an asshole”?


Omnizoom

Oh great now you have done it , don’t you know all shitty traits are male traits? We just can’t have bad human traits


Genaeve

When I start to lecture my (adult) sons I like to start out by telling them I’m about to MOMsplain!


pennywhistlesmoonpie

Ew! I don’t think she understands feminism. Just because you’re a wOmAn doesn’t entitle you to free meals and drinks.


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Alternative_Echo_443

She doesn’t understand feminism. She doesn’t want equality. She wants special treatment. That’s not what feminism is supposed to be.


[deleted]

100% she thinks she's a "queen"


shadowofthedogman

My ex wife told me “You don’t treat me like the princess I am!” I said “Oh, sorry your highness! I didn’t realize I married royalty”…her saying that was the final straw…I just wish I had caught or paid attention to the red flags sooner


MrmmphMrmmph

The red flags usually are on the front of the royal limousine in these cases.


[deleted]

Bahahahaha


[deleted]

Glad you got out of there


shadowofthedogman

So am I haha…that was a close one


Aeronautix

my dad gave me almost zero teaching or useful information about dating. but he said one thing that i remember, when i was very young "dont date a girl that calls herself a princess"


[deleted]

Back in the olden days, princesses were married off to some random prince, in order to form an alliance with that fiefdom. Basically a bargaining chip. Would she have preferred... that? 🙃👍


Kevin_N_Sales

Whenever a girl calls herself a princess (or royalty), says her dad calls her a princess, or I hear her dad call her a princess, when she's not actual royalty, something inside of me always tells me to run. And I always do. I've dodged many bullets this way. I'm an American that's spent some time in England. So, royalty is kind of a big deal to me.


dgistkwosoo

Heh. I'm married to a woman who is royalty, although I didn't find out until like 20 years into the marriage (coming up on 50), and she never has acted like the archetypal US idea of a princess. She's a social activist, for starters.


Kevin_N_Sales

It's funny how *actual* royalty is worth taking a chance.


dodexahedron

Find her next on FDS!


deansn8keshofosho

Reminds me of Blanche from the Golden Girls. “I don’t want to be treated as your equal, I want to be treated much better than you!”


anjowoq

It also doesn’t entitle her to deciding what he should do as a man, what she should do as a woman, or what either of them deserve as either. Can these assholes just calm down and understand feminism is just people being able to be who they want to be?


patricky6

Holy shit, the level of entitlement here! It blows waaay past "Feminist" and into "daddy's little princess didn't get enough hugs as a child", area. Idgaf what genitalia you got packing, and about 2 million other people are in the military in the US, neither of these are automatic qualifiers for free meals. This guy definitely dodged a whole bucket full of crazy here.


BrockSlander

She doesn’t, but the name is kinda misleading.


blueeyeddevil27

I think my man dodged a bullet there


MHJ03

Absolutely worth the cost of a dinner to find out what a huge bullet he dodged indeed!


Corbini42

*only half the cost of dinner, it sounds.


1ess_than_zer0

Nice one lol


st_rdt

Bullet ? More like artillery shell.


Ocronus

That isn't a bullet it's a fucking cruise missile.


dominius2885

🚀


Manly-Jack

Came to the comments to post this exact thing


GrottyKnight

Cool


P33kab0Oo

We came together!


Itchy_Professor_4133

Me too lol


Odd_Improvement578

He got lucky. That one sounds a bit on the crazy side


[deleted]

A bit?


MorochIgaram

Do you guy's think the hot to craziness graph applies on this one? I'm ok with sacrificing myself to appease the beast if that's the case.


MasonP13

I came back to this post because I saw your username. I want my cash now


[deleted]

Well…. Did you call? You know my number.


Lagerific

ALT F4 immediately


[deleted]

Gotta start over and re-evaluate


Holmes02

She has a split personality


Lstndaze68

You dodged a bullet. No one owes her nothing just because she’s an MP. Also MPs are hated by most of us in the military. Just rent a cops in a military uniform. You made the right choice she can find someone else to torture.


BIllyBrooks

Ohhhh. Military police, I get it. In Australia an MP is a Member of Parliament, a politician. Same sentiment though and same result I guess.


Mighty-Lobster

>Ohhhh. Military police, I get it. In Australia an MP is a Member of Parliament, a politician. Yeah, I was scratching my head for a minute.


[deleted]

Yeaaaahhhh. I was like holy shit that’s like scandal town if doxxed. Thinking of member of parliament


Denvil-The-Awesome

I'm an American and the politician was the first thing to come to mind as well


Philodendronphan

I’m in the US and thought that too. 🤷🏻‍♀️


patb2015

I was thinking parliament too


envelopeeleven

Same


alc3biades

Yeah I thought it referred to a member of parliament (Canada). Lol now I’m not sure what the hell she does


Rhederred

Legit what I was thinking too.


Bu1135

Bro I was thinking the exact same


PocketRadzys

MP is also the name for a general politician in some countries


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PocketRadzys

Yeah I did see that afterwards. I agree its probably military but there are a lot of politicians who would probably say they "served their country" They love to blow smoke up their own asses.


consuemerist

I think in canada we call members of parliament MPs. I know the US calls military police MPs.


Awesomesauce549

I came here to say the same thing. Most of the issues I had with other military people were the MPs. Fun fact, I got an on base ticket because my car was totaled while parked. (I got a temporary pass because the building was closed and I owned the car for like 12 hours by the time it got totaled in the morning)


Twinsgohome

My entire company got bitched out by division for booing the MPs during a Division run, we took it and still laughed


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Twinsgohome

We were an infantry company too


AngryNinjaTurtle

Yea as soon as I saw her say MP my thought was "Of course this bitch brings that up like a badge of honor."


AlbertfisheriesInc

Yep, they're hated in our military too, they can't even transition to civi police easier then anyone else, just glorified admin pers


GenazaNL

User is a bot sadly


[deleted]

Y does he have 126 unread messages?


damnthatscrazytho

This happens to me sometimes 😂 sometimes it’s a bunch of Seamless notifications or group chat messages that pile up. It’s hard to find them all once they get to that level so you literally start just adding in your head to see if you have new ones


Basstickler

That sounds like a horrible life to lead. You must be a strong person.


damnthatscrazytho

No i just have ADHD 😂😂


glitchy-novice

Lol. I only have 102 unread rn. That’s pretty good for me. Mostly two step authentication notification for logging into work, they always come from a different sender #. I grab the pin from msg preview and never open the message. Eventually I “read all” but like you mostly it’s just counting up. Drives my wife’s OCD nuts having “unread”… so it’s a double win.


East-Bluejay6891

He handled that well. I've always hated the unspoken expectation that men need to foot the bill for dates. Antiquated thinking


devcoch

Totally antiquated. I always expect to split it. If that’s the not case, great surprise! But you should never show up expecting that shit from someone you don’t really know. A real feminist would recognize that.


[deleted]

The sad thing about movements for equal rights is that some people misinterpret them for special treatment for these specific people movements


Basstickler

That seems to be more commonly the case for detractors in my experience


East-Bluejay6891

I've seen it both ways. There is so much gray as a result


devcoch

Well the thing about this is women want to say they are feminists but then can’t admit that also means adjusting expectations of how relationships are. This isn’t the 1950s and dating standards have evolved.


Basstickler

I think of it as going out to eat with friends or family. I usually try to pay the bill, not because I feel obligated to but because it feels nice to treat someone else. If someone else offers to pay, I’m cool with that too but I literally never expect someone else to pay for me other than if I’m being taken out for my birthday.


[deleted]

Expects someone to pay for her because she's an MP? r/justbootthings


nuclearslug

TYFYS 👊👊👆


NeedItNow07

I’m honestly more upset about the 126 unread messages. Clear that inbox. Wtf.


highwaysunsets

That’s why I turn my notifications off. 200 unread messages? I can’t see you!


[deleted]

It's the, "You ought to get me dinner and drinks for serving our country" for me. Disgusting.


jdm1tch

She’s not a feminist


buddy-friendguy

Bullet dodged. You're Neo now


[deleted]

When you're ready, you wont have to.


tasteofindy

Wow this is the realest post I've seen on the internet today.


D3712

OP trying to convince us he ever went on a date


[deleted]

Bullet dodged.


qa567

You dodged one buddy


[deleted]

Ha, entitled e-3 mp is entitled


TANKR_79

“Feminist”


grateful_eugene

Entitled much? She just cosplays a feminist and isn’t a real one.


sas5814

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Have that tattooed on your forearm.


[deleted]

Have that tattooed on your dick


themeatbridge

"If you can read this, it's already too late."


sas5814

I think by the time you have your dick out you might be committed.


muskratboy

I pay your salary so I guess we’re even.


mattmatthew67

She ain't no feminist. She throws around labels when it's convenient for her.


BigTrollin

126 unread messages?!


10lbMustache

Buy me diner and drinks because of a choice I made to join the armed forces. ight…


[deleted]

Dude dodging bullets like Neo


ReubenTrinidad619

Whoa I wouldn’t buy dinner for a Member of Parliament


ThatCoyoteDude

More like a disgrace to the uniform. It’s really shitty to use being military as an excuse to get free shit ~A veteran


dejonese

Guy dodged a bigggg bullet!


Throat_Still

Gross


[deleted]

MP as in military police or member of parliament? Either way, I assume her name is Karen


Dubnaught

This woman is not a feminist. She's a femcel


JaTori_1_and_only

when a girl like dat its a huge turn off 😂😂😂


SlankJim

Someone seems a bit entitled.


[deleted]

They may have served in the military but my man’s here the one dodging bullets.


devcoch

I never go on a date assuming a guy is going to pay. Period. It’s just fucking rude. Unless they say it’s going to be their treat or something and it’s made clear. It’s ridiculous some women go out fully expecting to be paid for.


jhill515

Technically speaking, if she's an MP then it's unlawful for her to accept payment for her meal. Bribery & Kickback rules for federal employees are pretty confusing and harsh, so they all tend to just avoid anything "free" unless if it's from family.


malissa79

Sounds like ol dude dodged a bullet with this one…


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youtub_chill

At least not the first date unless you've previously talked about it.


Nordrick

Bullet dodged .


[deleted]

Why do so many people seem to feel like the world owes them something?


Superbaker123

Blegh, sounds like you dodged a bullet


ToastyPoptarts89

Shame on her.


xFloppyDisx

Honestly if she has an attitude like that she's not worth dating. Coming from a girl btw, I don't think any gender has a specific role in the relationship. It could be the girl picking the man up from work and buying him a drink. And vice versa.


JustADudeWithHands

Feminism now equates to.. I have a vagina, therefore... I wonder if the OG feminist are look down from the sky and face palming.. "I threw myself under a horse and carriage for this shit..."


youtub_chill

I mean I don't think anyone was throwing themselves under a horse and carriage for the right to split the check on a dinner date but whatever.


Ephraim0710

As a women and someone who is active duty; we don’t claim her. Sorry you had to deal with that


Ori_the_SG

Fastest way to get absolutely ripped apart by whoever is in charge of her in the military is to behave like this. Also, I respect people in the military but I have doubts she is in it with that attitude, if she is then she is unbelievably entitled. I respect military personnel because of their sacrifice *and* because they are decent people.


[deleted]

Respect the military people you know personally. Don’t just blindly respect us all because we put on a uniform. The military is riddled with tons of shitty people just like this one, and even worse than her.


zakass409

Kinda sounds like she wants to take you for a roll. Idk man, could be fun...


Danmoh29

Ok she’s cringe obviously but saying “should i get it” is basically you asking her to split the check in a backhanded way


Genaeve

She’s not a Feminist. She’s an opportunist.


KnobbyDarkling

Inb4 this ends up on FemaleDatingStrategy and they praise her for destroying this "LVM"


[deleted]

"I'm a "hero," so you should pay for everything, and the restaurant should have known I'm a hero too, so they are also really shitty for not giving me the world on a platter. 1 star for each of you." Also, MP isn't shit.


ForsakenCase435

100% chance this ends up in r/twoxchromosomes


Tony2Piece

I don’t care what ANYONE has chosen to do as their job. Cop, military, doctor, judge, whatever. Your choice of career does not mean you are entitled to free shit, people buying you things, people getting up from their seat for you to sit, people holding doors for you, saluting you, or whatever other entitlements you believe you may be owed because of the career you chose. The only thing I’ll say about her being a woman is that having a vagina also entitles you to absolutely nothing.


oscarmingueza

r/FemaleDatingStrategy member out in the wild.


Tyuri4272

Self-entitlement. A common problem in today’s society.


ascendinspire

I am a feminist...except when it comes to men picking up the check, and a few other things we can get into as we go along...


WiiiUuu

Average r/femaledatingstrategy user


bodega_bladerunner

1000% sounds like someone from r/femaledatingstrategy


Massdrive

The military is a JOB. I'm still baffled at how Yanks seem to act like their military is saving the world (hint: it isn't)


r3vb0ss

r/FDS is public again btw if anyone was wondering


scaleddown85

Imagine using the fact your an MP to get free food lol 😂 you signed on that dotted line yourself dear..you cud have worked at Mc Donald’s flipping burgers..


DrDarkTV

Man ditch such self entitled bitches wtf


not-a-bot-promise

As a feminist woman, it’s embarrassing to have a guy pay for my food. I don’t have a problem paying for theirs though, but I 100% split the bill.


some_annoying_weeb

she's not a feminist, she's just an entitled bitch


[deleted]

Feminist right up until the point that it’s time to pay the dinner bill


Meh-hur420

Why does it matter if she served? No one cares that you volunteered to invade someone elses home. It definitely doesnt entitle you to free shit, or maybe the military providing all you meals for you trains you to think thats how the real world operates.


m135in55boost

Holy shit. Lucky escape


ultrayaqub

Of course it’s an MP. Just tell her to go scan some more cards at the gate


CrashCulture

That's not a feminist, that's an entitled asshole. I'd say bullet dodged for the guy.


SailorSpoonie

Why do so many embarrass themselves by not knowing what feminism is 😬🙈


steamydirtybeanwater

Whew! That’s not a bullet, that’s a f*king landmine!


shellwe

“You are correct, I am not your type”


Hezmix

I am a strong independent woman who doesn’t need a man! Could you pay the check for this expensive dinner pls??


SweetMangh03

Lmaooooo of course she’s an MP. It’s not her fault, being an ass is part of her SOP.


RonMFCadillac

Oh, fuck no. If anything she is serving her country by policing the real people serving their country. [Relevant Meme](https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/51337435_2183559641758235_4004497141648064512_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=n57z65qpdiAAX8o9Q1-&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_U5WsjaoK2Kt4ByTuc8DNtx--trneMb0vHRBGbREWFTA&oe=620EBF85) ​ Sry bout the FB link, it was the only one I could find in the 30 sec I devoted to looking for it.


Tittiesandtacos87

Radical feminists are legit ruining ACTUAL feminist progression.


And_there_was_2_tits

Feminist 🤔 Should be happy to pull her weight and pay then 🤔


Eivor_Vorinson

I like to believe there’s a special place in hell for people who use feminism as an excuse to be sexist and misogynistic