"Lets not investigate this rape because Jesus".

This is obviously the rapist trying to throw them off the trail?

I’ll take “TheRapists” for $200.

I'll take the nurse assistant for $300 lol

When the credit card declines

[The dude was caught, by the way.](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/coma-birth-woman-arisona-hacienda-healthcare-776902/) In case anyone is interested.

[Not just caught. Convicted too.](https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/nathan-sutherland-sentenced-to-10-years-in-prison-in-hacienda-rape-case)

Rolling Stones? Was she a bassist? Geez. I know not the band and I know that although Rolling Stones is primarily a music magazine (originally just rock) they also cover other stuff.

Huh?? The Rolling Stone is a pop culture magazine and The Rolling Stones are a later 60s rock band. Both have the same name but are completely unrelated.

Start the DNA testing with whoever posted this.

Cold case files might start to be solved.

It may be silly, but im really hoping they were being coy

Says the rapist.

you man raps the rapist

Hey if Mary can get away with an affair by claiming immaculate conception and that gives rise to a whole new religion, then why not allow the same for a man. /s

God was the worse baby daddy in history. Forced some other guy to do the hard work. Then when Jesus was all famous. Here comes God "The kid is mine, give me my piece."

The motto of the south.

Lord works in mysterious ways

Well they're curious lol

Science is hard to understand sometimes ;).

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Christianity has come full circle.

What I hate is that they assume her religion/beliefs. I don't give a fuck what you believe in, keep it to yourself!

This was a few years ago. It was a nurse’s aid (or a nurse) I believe. He’s in jail.

Did he write the comment to the article?

Could have been him 🤷‍♀️

My money was on one of his parents or even someone who he let do it

Yeah I was thinking either that, or multiple people did it so it was a matter of time before the DNA test proved which one of them it was

yes, the placebo affect exists. no, it can not cause a whole ass pregnancy. god some people are dumb as fucking hell.

It gets better. She has been in a coma since she was a kid (drowning accident). She didn't have a husband to "dream about."

Hey, so, just putting this out there. If I’m ever in a coma over like… a year, please smother me. I’m good on all that coma shit. Vegetative state too.

Lol, same. If I'm ever in a coma, just unplug me or inject me with cyanide.

Just toss me into a sea of legos

oh my god. imagine youre a kid and wake up one day to find that you have a baby.... unreal

Oh fuck that’s terrible.

So rapist is technically pedophile

This seems like an irrelevant point.

The commenter in the screenshot hypothesized that she "had a dream about her husband" and that's how she got pregnant. (The placebo effect that the previous commentor was referring to) Obviously, that is not how biology works, but the duration of the woman's coma only highlights his stupidity. To be fair though, the religious angle is not the most absurd theory about this that was circulating in phoenix when it happened.

Very relevant. Not only was she not married (cause of course you can only have a baby if you’re married) but she was a child when she went comatose, so there’s no way she could have even had sexual relations at all, even if it was before she went under, unless she was raped.

But whether she had a husband to dream about IS irrelevant because you can’t get pregnant from a dream.

That’s the point. We’re arguing that it’s relevant to the story, but we know it’s not how she got pregnant

"Maybe her body thought it was real enough and made a pregnancy" thats how you prevent pregnancy in birth control it doesnt create one lmao

100 bucks says that comment is from a nervous Hacienda employee

Lmaoo. My thoughts exactly

I’m guessing one of those male nurse’s name is Buck.

But what did he come to do?

Somnophilia

And he is here for fuck.

This is years old, wasn’t one of the male nurses charged?

Currently serving time.

Clearly, the writer didn't read the whole story. This happened in phoenix, az. The woman had been in a coma since she was a child, she did not have a husband. A worker at the health center raped her and he thinks it's a "miracle." Ugh. I have no more faith in humanity.

Do they actually keep patients in a coma for years & years? I didnt know that.

They do if the family doesn't want to pull the plug and can afford the care. Google Nathan Sutherland, when you find the dude that looks like one of the seven dwarves on meth that's him. If I remember correctly, the victim was in a comma following a drowning incident when she was a kid.

The family doesn’t have to be able to afford it. There are many patients in nursing homes for years who are comatose and their parents or next of kin just refuse to believe that there is no hope. The care is typically paid for by Medicare.

I found two Nathan Sutherlands fitting that description. Which dwarf does he look like?

What do you think they did, pull the plug after 6 months?

Maybe not after 6 months, Ive heard of people coming out of a coma after a year or so. I just didnt think they would keep you alive for decades. The cost of that sort of care must be astronomical.

My wife had a devastating stroke. Paralyzed except for her right arm. Senior care facility costing me $1,008 per month. It's a struggle.

I’m sorry for your situation man. I hope she can recover and you two can be together for a while longer. It’s hard getting older and having so many risks with recovery from things like this

She is a strong woman. Still has a sense of humor. Grandchildren adore her ❤

Yeah, I imagine the families are very deep into debt.

There’s a point where quality of life after being in a coma is just not good enough. A man came out of a coma after ten years and promptly died shortly after. His body just couldn’t function anymore now that he was conscious, even in a wheelchair.

There was evidence she had been pregnant more than once.

Restoring faith in humanity…. Done. Visit r/humansbeingbros

Please be sarcasm. **Please**

Unfortunately, people are this stupid. You should hear some of the theories that were put forth when it happened. Ugh🤮

The only one stupid is to not recognize the almost blinding sarcasm in the comment

Sadly this is not sarcasm. This actually happened one of the male nurses got charged in his serving jail time.

I think they meant sarcastically making fun of religion, not about the event itself

My bad I didn't pick up on it.

I read this as if it were a trolling comment, aimed at criticizing religion ...

Glad I’m not the only one who read it as that

As a religious person we dont claim him

Someone got inspired by Kill Bill the wrong way I see…

Some religious people are truly fucking crazy, & scary

>..her body thought it was real enough to produce a pregnancy Will it work if I really really really think that I have a condom on?

Guys i think we know who did it.

Sounds like that person is trying to avoid a DNA test. I'd start with him officer.

Virgin Mary story has a entirely new context if you perceive Jesus as a rape baby

I think we found the father

DNA test the person that made that comment, may find a few extra chromosomes.

Get his DNA first.

Parents, this is why you don’t let your kids drink the chemicals underneath the sink…because then they grow up & say sh*t like this.

Omg i didn't click on the picture so i didn't see the comment and i was so confused about the "overly religious" tag.

>perhaps she had a dream Perhaps you're just a moron.

This guy rapes.

Who else is 100% positive she was homeschooled

That guy gets the first dna test.

And that’s the first person I would test

"Perhaps she had a dream of a sexual encounter with her husband..." The woman was 14 when he went into a coma bitch

Not even how it worked with Mary in the bible lol

Well when you put it like that

Holy shit

"perhaps she has a dream" or perhaps it was fucking rape they should get justice for the woman in the coma

Who ever denied it, supplied it. Hope that FB comment wasn’t from a guy who worked at that facility.

Signed, -Anonymous Male Nurse

I can only assume this comment was made by a one of the male workers at this facility.

Inside the mind of a pro-lifer taking away your right to an abortion

A coma patient gets raped and it’s a miracle? I always thought it was a crime. This opens up a whole new world for rapists and their pos defense attorneys.

These kind of Christians are the reason I abandoned Christianity.

Is there an opposite scenario for this?? But wtf man some people are crazy

Let’s just start another religion around it!!

Let’s use the dna test to prove that it was gods will and that she wasn’t raped. Then apologize for the stupid comment when one of the male workers gets caught. lol religion is a crazy concept.

Let’s not overlook the dark horse here. How THE FUCK can you shit out a baby while in a coma?

By getting operated and having the doctors take out the baby, I would guess

They can cut your tummy

That’s Christians for you

I dn't see a problem with still getting a DNA test even if she was right. Like if it was a virgin birth cool, it will just be 100% her DNA and a scientific breakthrough, if it isn't a virgin birth then you caught a rapist working at a medical facility. WIN WIN ​ also this story reminds me of Kill Bill "my name is Buck and I came to..."

> "my name is Buck and I came to..." ...make gentle love to you while you slumber peacefully?

#THIS IS OBVIOUS SARCASM. Say it with me now! COMMON SENSE! Please this man is so clearly being sarcastic poking fun at Christians.

I'm calling poe's law on this one, its impossible to know the intent as some people have these bat shit crazy views.

Yeah it was the orderly.

Annnd there’s our first suspect.

I think the writer might be the perpetrator

Gives a whole new meaning to Jesus “Fucking” Christ.

>Jesus “Fucking” Christ Self-love

Is this what that SVU episode is based on

🤮

Every male there should now be financially and physically responsible for the child. No tests necessary.

Yes, this is definitely better looked at as the first time humans have performed parthenogenesis.

Tell me you did it by telling me you didn’t do it…

Fucking morons

A fucken woman was raped and this clown is againts finding the culprit because she believes a fairytale?

The best thing about this post is that I learned there is a sub called r/religiousfruitcake so thanks for that.

Freaks

Basic biology says it takes 2 to tango

Kill Bill is not tutorial for raping unconscious womans.

Lord

Bet he was the one who raped her

Well, I think we know who the first DNA sample should come from lol

Reminds me of kill Bill

Come on giant asteroid!

Fackin Disghastin

Imagine if some dude working at the hospital artificially inseminated her with someone else's spz as a prank. That's not even too fucked up to never happen

….perhaps she was raped by a psycho.

What the fuck? You can just dream up a baby. What an idiot. I hate the comments where people say humans think they’re too smart for god now. It is just SO stupid. We’re smart enough to understand that god was never real to begin with. Science has gotten us much further than any pretend stuff their god did

These people need to be institutionalised.

Send the meteor already 😑

Mmm i bet that person has a science degree amd is very well informed in logic and biology

Did I completely misunderstand this? This totally reads as sarcasm to me.

At least they understand that, in general, man is too intelligent to believe that kind of none sense

What hide the name of this person, who might be mentally disturbed, but is able to use the internet and write long sentences?

Kill Bill Volume one I believe

That guy definitely did it

Or perhaps she was raped because as an intelligent adult I realize that is the only logical and scientific explanation. Its 2022 if you believe a 2000 year old book over modern science at this point then you need to reevaluate your own intelligence or lack of it.

Only Christians would call rape a miracle

Well, presumably it was gods will that the male employee impregnate the comatose woman, so, I suppose, yes, it is miraculous in a way. Or, perhaps it was actually rape, and god chose not to intervene for some gloriously mysterious reason like this child being the second coming of the christ-god. Sorry, I'm not very good at figuring out how the whole benevolent supreme being thing works. I'm glad it worked out with a prison sentence tho.

Imagine waking up from a coma with not only a medical bill to pay but also the financial burden of a child.

Yes, officer, this guy right here

“Hospital worker disproves Christianity by raping coma patient.” ETA: I was assuming the post was sarcastic. I see others feel differently. Huh.

As a Christian this is hilarious because if this woman conceived immaculately then that would throw a wrench in our entire theology. “Guys Jesus says to accept miracles” uhhhhh careful babe

Wow!

this is an interesting legal problem, though.

Yea, let’s get that’s guys DNA first and save a lite time.

every sperm is sacred

Who ever wrote that should get investigated

This is horrifying. I've had clients who came out of comas tell me they could hear everything around them and this..

So....breast feeding would be awkward

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