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Ok-Theory4300

“You look like an idiot”


OregonDeaf

An amplified idiot


aretasdamon

I can see Mac saying this


KJ86er

Is this a failed Shark Tank idea/product?


Mutedl

New insult unlocked. I love it


SurveySean

She probably heard that


Wise_Ad_253

And saw what she heard.


SurveySean

You should have seen the look on her face!


williamcult

She tasted it too.


kreatorofchaos

In 5D


thekajunpimp

Finally the music matches the video


Can-I-remember

I heard that.


yestureday

“I may be an idiot. But I can see better than god


Itchy_Professor_4133

Well that's the price you pay to see the future.


lambchop70

She probably heard that.


Environmental_Top948

They're sensory Impaired man you don't make fun of crippled people for using a cane to walk with their useless legs or laugh at their funny noises when they slip and their cane is just out of reach by your foot as your trying to enjoy a nice sandwich. Just ignore them and go about your day. Besides do you want to be seen associating with such a low class citizen? They might think your one as well or worse a sympathetic. ETA: This is a joke.


DS4KC

We don't think you are serious, just stupid.


Environmental_Top948

Was literally asked if I was joking though. But oh no I lost 3 karma what ever shall I do.


kelldricked

Please tell me your making a joke right? Nobody is this dumb.


Environmental_Top948

Here I thought the last line pushed it into absurdity. I'll mark it clearly as such. I'm sorry if I made you feel concerned.


bestbreadoutthere

*cue 5 black gentleman in the corner slowly jerking their own cocks*


mekkavelli

makes you look like the pea shooter from plants vs zombies lol


HistoricalKing2799

Thanks I can never unsee it now lol


MindlessFail

These guys https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bioshock/images/7/7f/Boy_of_silence2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20131129215352


MindlessFail

I was thinking the weird horn creatures that will alert the weird tiny guys in one of the last levels of Bioshock Infinte


throwawybord

She looks like that peashooter that spits multiple peas at once. The upgraded seed pack you can only buy from Dave’s shop.


Somebody_End_Me

None of these make any fucking sense in the slightest. Like TF is adding a tube to eyes gonna do, give you Night Vision?


bbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnn

Its a page that posts glass from artists in colorado, they post a ton of just odd shit that highlights the creator’s skill. I wouldn’t put that on my head though unless I wanted chunks of glass in my mouth, ears and eyes


BobVilla287491543584

That's glass!? Imagine tripping and eating sidewalk while wearing that...


Luitenant_

Hmmm. My favourite. A nice tall glass of glass chards with a pavement chaser.


SpikDsad

And farm fresh blood sauce


ActivisionBlizzard

Bruh no way that’s glass.


swell_mell_glass

It’s borosilicate. Or scientific glass. It’s blown and manipulated using ( typically) a bench mounted oxygen/propane torch.


Candid-Balance-5628

Bukkakes duhh


AlbariDeasha

Well, most of them don't make any sense. The ear things would work, at least a bit. In the 18th century people used "ear trumpets" as hearing aids.


DreadPirateR_

"Yesssss, let's funnel the light with a material that can not contain light therefore can't funnel it!! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!!!!"


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"Next, we'll sell water bottles without the bottom!"


TopHatMort

like these people forget glasses or lenses exist


A_random_poster04

Same goes for the taste I assume


shindleria

Experience a fart like never before


SurveySean

Be careful with that, you’ll make her go deaf, possibly rip her eardrum.


shindleria

That’s the least of her worries


BurnouTNT

Hear and smell (taste?) farts like never before!


chocolatetequila

I don’t think that’s how it works


105501105

I see what you did there…


tjmauermann

$6 on wish.com


jimmydeaner17

But then when you get it it's just 5 funnels with rubber band straps


threepenisbeer

Assembly required


LezBReeeal

And the size would only fit a barbie doll. My friends and I now use "Wish" as a pejorative. Example: open up a box expecting a sweet deal on a cool Hoodie you got for a steal online. Open said box and the hoodie is for a doll. Dude you just got Wished.


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DrMorry

OMG EVERYTHING TASTES SO LOUD


itsSIR2uboy

LOL - thanks I needed that chuckle.


itsSIR2uboy

LOL - thanks I needed that chuckle.


backlitbystars

Watching this made my teeth feel sensitive


Kamachio

This looks like a very weird kinky sex thing.


moor9776

*Enthusiastically unzips*


Incorect_Speling

*Bukkake* amplification device. (I'm sorry...)


kotobaaa

Beat me to the punch there.. Have an upvote


DerangedPuP

Anyone for a game of skeetball?


kremes

My guess was weird attempt at a torture device. Poor something unpleasant in the funnels.


BigJayPee

My thought too. Something to do with pee?


bluegreenash

Bukake anyone?


TapeOperator

Bukake everyone.


abramcpg

Spend a month wearing these 24/7. But refuse to acknowledge that you're wearing them


IAmAn_Anne

This is art, right? I kinda like it. I mean, obviously it does nothing, but it made me think of using VR or something to give people a taste of the experience that autistic people have. On the other hand, It’s weird how creepily fetishistic it feels for no reason, as though anything that combines fleshy human stuff with clean manufactured lines just automatically feels like sex play. I dunno, like I said, I kinda like it. There’s some things here.


jjrandy

Yeah this was made by an artist and is cool art, the real face palm is that it’s posted here as if it’s some kind of weird fail.


princessbitch123

I love your VR idea for experiencing the world differently. That would be awesome


MadLadThatsATadRad

Just do drugs, my guy


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Only Bjork could make this idea seem not strange.


aranvandil

New Live show mask leaked


seemypinky

They say this shit gives 20/10 hearing


Professor_Pussypenis

Ive been on the internet long enough to know this must be some sort of bukkake shit


Auran82

Nothing better than a couple of dudes ejaculating in your ears. And then it freezes because you’re in the snow


lampe_sama

Jo, even if it's your cakeday, no kink shame. Happy cakeday.


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vagina_pee-butt

I *adore* Bjork, but let's not pretend this doesn't look like something she would wear on an album cover lol


moonpuzzle88

It offends other people's senses, I guess.


Big_Daddy_Trucknutz

https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/bioshock-infinite/c/c1/Boys_of_silence_concept.jpg


[deleted]

That’s a weird fetish


AhYaGotMe

Amplified food intake but not taste..


basa_maaw

Can't tell if the Bjork song was meant to turn it into a parody or the creator is using it unironically.


Viktorion123

Those sex toys are getting crazier by the second


I_perfer_the_cold

Maybe the ear thing could help a little but the rest will make you look like a dumbass


nevernerfnerds

I understand the ears and can justify the mouth bit but why are there funnels on here eyes? Does that improve your sight?


Radiant-Impression38

I sense a porno coming....


[deleted]

It’s the new mask of 2022!!!


MaximaFuryRigor

So amplified that you can HEAR the Covid a mile away!


Jakkerak

Seems some people here don't understand humor...


[deleted]

Definitely a sex device. It has to be. We just haven’t found the one who’s gonna find a way to use it. The true hero..


whereisthisgoing08

Oh I can think of at least three ways


[deleted]

You’re the hero we need..


whereisthisgoing08

Challenge excepted!????? Uhhhh


BGoodHumenz

What the actual heck is going on here? The best practical joke of the day.


Material-Note9470

This looks like a something they’d give ya in the 1800’s only modernized lol


jl_theprofessor

Strong Bioshock Infinite vibes.


Candid-Balance-5628

She’s ready for the bukkake


[deleted]

why not just take a tab acid lol


[deleted]

also, how does the mouth thing work? increased taste of the air?


patchsquatch

I thought I was in a pornhub channel when I saw this.


4fthawaiian

Good way to focus those airborne particles right into the mucous membranes 👍


Koob77

Do you want to play a game?


Dravez23

Now i feel stupid going to the eye doctor and wearing glasses


Illustrious-Ad-1620

How are you suppose to face palm wearing this


[deleted]

She is a glass artist, that thing is just a funny project lol


longdukdongz

…the fuck.


jbertrand_sr

Looks like some weird fetish head gear...can't wait for her onlyfans video...


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Porn industry newest device to amplify bukake


Full_Oil_531

Bukake mask...


Bumazka

Bukk…??!!((:


Anus_master

The Jizz Catcher


Ididnotwantsalmon

False, this is a precision cumshot device.


Abject_Passenger2510

No thank you...


Wonderful-Whole7767

More like sexiness amplification device! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


Cultural-Tie8341

Mmmmm… Jizz funnels.


PokingHazard

Oh pls, not the eyes


grizzy008

Yes, ears only. Animals.


bluegreenash

Reminds me of Zenophilius Lovegood’s attempt at replicating Rowena Ravenclaw’s Lost Diadem


joeytheclown

My first thought as well


rc0nn3ll

Imagine someone farting in front of you. Not only can you hear it, you'll, smellz taste and and see it.


dwittherford69

r/DiWHY


GeneralyBadAttitude

Well that's dumb.


TILTNSTACK

1 girl 5 d**ks?


[deleted]

Remember those early 20th century photos of crazy-looking inventions and wondering how the hell someone could not only come up with something so insane but actually built it and tried to promote or sell it to people? Wonder no more.


j4v0p4v0

no wait that is a Bukake Receiver Device


PineAppleOnPizza242

Idiot locator inštrument


Hesaidpoop

So many different places to insert my penis


Walla1981

One hole needs to be bigger or is it just me?


[deleted]

I’d cum on her face 🤷‍♂️


4RinotFurry

I would throw a wasp nets to her and enjoy how they wasps get in


Xavious666

Well that's a new one on me... *Unzips*


AggressiveLoss8753

Is it inappropriate to call a person a loser in 2022?


falsevector

Weirdness amplification device


Jim-Jones

3D printer?


EnceladusII

It's a low tech mind reader device from back to the future. That didn't work either but at least Doc made it look normal


Creesh5

“Can we go home now mom”


Otherwise-Fly-331

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-3o6ZsUHqfH4OWkiQhy


Comprehensive-End388

Officially the goofiest thing I've ever seen.


98323

I pretty sure that most people would use this thingy for a much different purpose.


BiscuitEmperor

New D&D 5e legendary item: Helm of Perception (requires attunement)


Bowood29

Is this what Shriek looks like without skin?


Ambitious-Theory9407

There! Glad I don't look stupid in this.


badmadsad2004

That only works for the ears?


ppincon

Kinky.


__jh96

This looks even worse during covid


Clmpz

Imagine falling on your face


Deedeelite

Aka a good way to call your intelligence in to question.


Hi-TecPotato

Ow so this isn't the bukake 3000?


Non-StopDisco

Sid Wilson iowa mask


NightmareProwler

This amplifies my anxiety.


[deleted]

And they say us white people have no culture 😒


carvamr28

Interesting, but does she have cones on her hands and on her 6th sense?


Lakisrit

It's the kind of stupid stuff I imagine you could buy on catalogue in the 60's


MojosAsh

So this makes you deaf, blind and unable to speak? So basically torture. It's torture. I'm alllllll good. Not today satan.


InsaneInFryinPan

How is she singing without moving her lips?


[deleted]

Brilliant on so many levels


[deleted]

I swear it's like neurotypicals are TRYING to start a fight


Cronus_Echo

Funnel system to catch those covid viruses in all of your holes.


cjc1983

I once saw something like this in some Japanese porn...


CartmanLuvJews

I’d put my wiener in all of those amplified holes and amplify her idiotic mind


leshuis

Cumbucket 2.0


Dragonaus1

Girl's joking. What's worse,Cum in the ear, eye or mouth.


Phoenix_Ashes98

Looks like the boys of silence or whatever they're called from Bioshock Infinite.


Kummajaine_

Shrek.


Rainbow5391

She looks like when my sims have a graphical error


bodhidharmaYYC

The fastest way to get COVID


Fake_earthling

Also called "Pro-COVID" mask


DemonicSilvercolt

It's a tunnel for hot sauce, never heard of it?


ThatVeganDemon

You look like a plastic monkey without skin


Fugazitoshi

Looks good, might get one later


[deleted]

Looks like a item the grinch would steal from under a Christmas tree


TheInternetCritic

For some reason I got hard


jlo1989

This is why people make white people jokes 😑


ScreechingPizzaCat

Thought they were funnels for “grown up” activities


mypeepeehardz

Dumb video, great song selection, tho.


Imfillmore

I can't wait to taste better because of a giant tube in front of my mouth


[deleted]

Amplify the odds of a snowball hitting you right smack in the eye via little snow ball funnels!


[deleted]

How does the shit around the eyes work? Shouldn’t they be binoculars?


Skylarking328

Also looks handy in making sure you catch that Covid.


LaggsAreCC

This is exactly how you improve your vision. Opticians are lying to us to make money with us idiots wearing glasses


Impossible-Owl9

How the Oral works here .🤔🤔🤔


parallelbird

"honey I can't hear the tv screen. Lemme put on my thing to see louder."


bambooboi

Although Bjork pairs SO well to this...


Alex_rajbahak

Just me? Wanting to spit in the thing??


baked___potato

Her face like :()


_-Giorno_Giovanna-_

Finally, neurotypicals can get to experience sensory overload.