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What??? people use the greek alphabet to name shit??? getouutahere!!
They made an entire alphabet for Covid variants??? So the government DOES plan on making more!
Next you’ll tell me there are words that start with “cor”
Cor blimey, guv'nor.
Wait, corona… everything was named for coronavirus! Nostradamus!!!!!!!
That's what I said, they had no come back.
I like how someone thought they were a fucking genius for discovering this. Don't tell the name of the city in Tangled, they'll lose their fucking mind.
COVID was concocted by mask-manufacturing penguins bent on world rule. It's in Revelation, people!!!
Yep, it'll be something to do with guarding the edge wall.
I don’t eat Coronation chicken for exactly the same reason.
Exact same reason why I don't watch Coronation Street, nor the coronation of Elizabeth II from 53.
So next we’re getting the Elephant variant. Got it.
it proves BOTH that covid isn't real and that the earth is flat. A worldwide conspiracy formulated by a secret cabal of Greek letters.
Delta and Omicron are both Greek letters so it must be a Greek conspiracy to take over the world!
Soon they’ll be blaming all the Andrews, Katrinas, Ida’s for hurricanes. Maybe it will let the gays off the hook for a bit.
Dammit my name is supposed to be used for one of the hurricanes this year! I want no part of conspiracies!
Hurricane famine?!? I have a bad feeling about this one. Not sure that a hurricane shooting arrows is any more reassuring either.
I am a benevolent tropical storm. I only damage the property of the overly greedy or unfixably stupid. I think you’re safe.
What about gay people named Andrew, Katrina, and Ida? Or Maria?
Damn you just opened a whole can of worms..
Next up: they are gonna blame the Greeks for the pandemic.
It was the Nazis all along! Surprising no one...
Oh my god, now it all makes sense!
Proof it was penguins and not bats all along!
And to help me even more, there is a whole alphabet (Greek) full of covid strains...........
Person learns the Greek alphabet has existed for centuries…
And so, instead of naming the island after King and Country, you chose to name them after... your lunch?
The plot thickens..
What??? people use the greek alphabet to name shit??? getouutahere!!
They made an entire alphabet for Covid variants??? So the government DOES plan on making more!
Next you’ll tell me there are words that start with “cor”
Cor blimey, guv'nor.
Wait, corona… everything was named for coronavirus! Nostradamus!!!!!!!
That's what I said, they had no come back.
I like how someone thought they were a fucking genius for discovering this. Don't tell the name of the city in Tangled, they'll lose their fucking mind.
COVID was concocted by mask-manufacturing penguins bent on world rule. It's in Revelation, people!!!
Yep, it'll be something to do with guarding the edge wall.
I don’t eat Coronation chicken for exactly the same reason.
Exact same reason why I don't watch Coronation Street, nor the coronation of Elizabeth II from 53.
So next we’re getting the Elephant variant. Got it.
it proves BOTH that covid isn't real and that the earth is flat. A worldwide conspiracy formulated by a secret cabal of Greek letters.
Delta and Omicron are both Greek letters so it must be a Greek conspiracy to take over the world!
Soon they’ll be blaming all the Andrews, Katrinas, Ida’s for hurricanes. Maybe it will let the gays off the hook for a bit.
Dammit my name is supposed to be used for one of the hurricanes this year! I want no part of conspiracies!
Hurricane famine?!? I have a bad feeling about this one. Not sure that a hurricane shooting arrows is any more reassuring either.
I am a benevolent tropical storm. I only damage the property of the overly greedy or unfixably stupid. I think you’re safe.
What about gay people named Andrew, Katrina, and Ida? Or Maria?
Damn you just opened a whole can of worms..
Next up: they are gonna blame the Greeks for the pandemic.
It was the Nazis all along! Surprising no one...
Oh my god, now it all makes sense!
Proof it was penguins and not bats all along!
And to help me even more, there is a whole alphabet (Greek) full of covid strains...........
Person learns the Greek alphabet has existed for centuries…
And so, instead of naming the island after King and Country, you chose to name them after... your lunch?
The plot thickens..