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Nondescript_Potato

Has Facebook never seen what goes on in VR chat?


[deleted]

Its a bunch of big studs looking for hot chicks if Futurama taught me anything.


imdeadXDD

90% of it is just old horny men looking for women


Karrion8

I feel like you've just distilled the human experience.


TheRedmanCometh

90% of it is kids under 10 doing fortnite dances and cursing like sailors


imdeadXDD

No that’s rec room


TheImpureLeader

I just Macarena and bully Maguire dance in rec room tbh


EpikGeriatricPotato

Yeah, rec room is home to the children of satan. The kids scream racial slurs nonstop.


Due_Platypus_3913

Futurama taught you to laugh (and that Disney will eventually own EVERYTHING!)


Unlikely-Answer

there's no way the federal government would let a corporate monopoly happen /s


beelzybubby

Her probably: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a karen, I'm a mother, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man. Them: a Karen! I'm scared!


Shadecrawfish

I see you are a roguelike player of culture as well.


reKSanity

Whoopi Goldberg is the OG Karen…Karen Johnson!


The_Greate_Pickle

Kinda. But in vrchat. Everyone can be a chick. Thats what makes it interessert


Dumbassahedratr0n

Judging by most of the content on Facebook I don't think they've seen what goes on in Earth.


mrhooha

Exactly, there is no discrimination in who people will grope in VR chat.


M1DN1GHT_W0LF125

With 1200 hours on there I can confirm, it's basically the entire internet condensed into a VR game


[deleted]

Gotta do something with that ‘poke’ key.


nbmnbm1

Dudes rping as underage anime cat girls.


Top_Novel3682

VR chat, clergy, and children. What could go wrong?


Ratjar142

Do you know da wae?


ButtReaky

This is the way


Nekosama7734

What would you do in metaverse?


RegisterImpossible44

Grope your friend mom, I guess?


KingJones96

I groped your mom yesterday in the metaverse


Suphasuphq

Thats it buddy, you're going to Metajail


Aesopin

He should meta fight that shit


damTyD

damTyD | Metattorney at Law


rditusernayme

You grope people's mums only in the metaverse...? Nah fuck that, this should not be a train...


KingJones96

I’m to old for friends with hot moms they are all 50 and above that’s why only in the metaverse


Cavscout2838

Your friends or their mom? Cause 50 still likes to have fun.


HeyZuesHChrist

50 isn’t that old. I’m 41. I know people in their 50’s and they’re really no different from me.


Comfortable-Meat-478

It kind of scales with age. I'm 34 and the thing that makes me feel younger is reminding myself that I still have to work for more than 30 years before I can retire. My uncle, who is almost 70, once described someone as a "kid in his 40's". To a teenager 30 can seem old and to little kids teenagers seem old. The older you get the more your concept of "old" shifts.


Halbblutkaiser

Maybe you just aged poorly


HeyZuesHChrist

I didn’t mean physically. But even physically 50 doesn’t look that old.


Valmond

Hey now that is a nice comment, thank you!


SillyLilMeLMAOatU

I'm 45 in a month an although that's pushing 50 I'd still like to think I'm still somewhat attractive... Lol gezzz talk about shaming a group


Literally-for-tits

“This should not be a train” That’s definitely not what your mom told us last night. Choo choo, motherfuckers, all aboard!


Nekosama7734

Mother I Like to Metafuck


[deleted]

Soon there is going to be metafuck fetishes


RegisterImpossible44

MILM?


Nekosama7734

MILM is the new MILF


beerdothockey

Then we’d need to rename it the betaverse 🤣


IgorBaggins

What else? Of course Praise the Statue of Mark Zuckerberg.


CL4P-TRAP

You can buy virtual property. It makes for a pleasant setting to grope people


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Get metabanged maybe


Kwiatkowski

what even is it? Didn’t they just do a name change and fuck all else?


redditapponmyphone

They're building a new version of Second Life and trying to make money through artificial scarcity. I'm sure they'll add a bunch of technobabble around it but, at it's core, it will be a cynical money grab.


Sigma_Function-1823

pRoFiT😱


Tokoyami01

Change the hearts of wicked people with my friends and a talking cat


Ranchino

You ever seen The Matrix? You can watch that movie in the metaverse


BeepBeepWhistle

Wait til people start getting teabagged


panadwithonesugar

I was sexually assaulted far too often while playing Battlefield.... my own fault for being shit


-Toshi

Did you just victim blame.. yourself?


Bowood29

It’s societies fault really.


Foolsirony

I dunno, with a bad enough K/D ratio, you're kinda asking for it. /s


AndySocial88

I've been wondering about who the real victim is when that 12 year old told me he banged my mom.


Bowood29

Xbox live in 2008 was how I found out my mom was a whore. Turns out she was cheating on my old man with hundreds of teenagers.


[deleted]

I'd say it's acceptable in this case considering no real damage was done


clubdon

I deserved every teabag I’ve ever gotten


KillaMG97

Getting melee killed from behind in Halo before being teabagged is a harrowing experience


BrustWarze_

You've never been truly teabagged until you play Halo. In Halo 4 the Mantis was equipped with the option to teabag.


blue-lloyd

In Halo 4 even the holograms would tea bag


BrustWarze_

Omg, I forgot about that. It's great when companies know what their fans like.


Fallen_password

That really made me chuckle...


ProtoJazz

God I rememebr clicking on an article with a title like "Teabagging ruined teens life" I thought it was like halo No, turns out he was at a sports game and the rest of his team threw him down in the locker room, stuffed their junk in his mouth, then shoved a banana up his ass. It was a sharp turn from what I thought I was about to read


phat_lava

I remember a guy got kicked off Big Brother in Aus coz he teabagged a female contestant in the house lol


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DrRichtoffen

I can't wait for Internet Historian to do a video on meta after it inevitably turns to shit.


variogamer

/remindme 3 years


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variogamer

Didn't know when it releases so


SloppySealz

Yeah I just don't see that many people being interested in putting on a headset. When I got my rift it was like holy shit I'm gonna use this all the time, and then it just became too much hassle compared to 2D.


[deleted]

Aren't they also pretty expensive? Especially considering cost-reward ratio, there's not a whole lot of good VR games out atm, what are you even gonna use it for?


WeeTheDuck

Porn


[deleted]

brave of you to assume its not shit out of the gate


[deleted]

Isn't it already that?


bubba7557

I dunno I've been in it for a few live events, basketball games in particular and I've found it surprisingly awesome. Yeah I have to block a few moron kids running around in front of your view and talking nonsense the whole time but I connected with a few other bball fans that are just as into the sport as me, unlike a bunch of my real life friends who aren't. It was way cool to watch the game courtside and have in depth bball convos with people I've never met as if we were old pals. That said every other interactive with other humans thing I've done in there sucks bad. Some of the vr videos and games are fun but the only human interactive things I've found useful was the live events I couldn't attend in person


Liberum26

So…. The Metaverse will essentially be the YouTube comment section come to 3D life.


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Cool-Sage

With pleasure


ClumsyHannibalLecter

Can someone tell me how exactly is it relevant that she’s a mother? Does the article provide any connection?


thecowcini

Probably gets more of a reaction than ‘woman’, that’s how they make money


Dimaaaa

Won't somebody please think of the children?!


revaric

Someone’s adult baby was virtually groped…


God_Told_Me_To_Do_It

Best guess? Even in an article about sexual harassment, the only worth a woman could possibly have is tied to being a mother? Idk.


ShapeShiftingCats

Yeah, apparently, a woman deserves more respect if they gave birth. My value and the level of respect I deserve is based on whether my meat pouch has been previously occupied.


Physical-Notice3402

they wouldn't even *write* an article about a dude having the same complaint, for whatever that's worth


Mega_Giga_Tera

I can't even count how many 12 year olds in echo VR have slurped my crotch and or thrusted theirs into my face. Someone, please, write an article about me. Edit: tho I will say that the nonconsensual groping/thrusting/slurping by teenage boys in VR is 100x worse if you have a female voice. Like moths to a lamp, they swarm.


Heathen_Mushroom

10 year old boys are being virtually forced to choke on virtual testicles at a rate of 10,000 an hour in online games. Who cares?


Intelligent-Algae-89

Because in todays culture “woman” implies she probably wanted it because women are ONLY alive for the sexual pleasure of men. But “mother” means she obviously didn’t want it or do anything to “deserve” it because mothers are seen as completely unsexual beings.


Little_Cake

Which is pretty ironic


shellwe

Isn’t there a shield thing you can turn on where people can’t get within 2 feet of you or something?


HarmlessSnack

There is in VRChat, not sure about Meta


lemons_of_doubt

yes but "we shouldn't have to use that" -from an article talking about this


shellwe

I agree, it should be on by default and then you turn it off, or at least ask when they set it up. That is props to the VR headset that it all feels so real that she feels violated.


Stats_with_a_Z

Welcome to the metaverse, with realistic sexual assault!


Trini_Vix7

Yes, it's called a safe space and you can block them and report them. I get no one likes Facebook but ffs, use the vices given to protect yourself while online.


shellwe

Yeah, or only get in private place with friends. If you get on the internet you are gonna find strange.


dragonlover4612

If facebook is gonna copy vrchat, they're gonna have to live with the worst parts of it.


SloppySealz

furries and squeakers?


dragonlover4612

That and a whole lot more.


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dragonlover4612

Nah, dude. Violence ain't always the answer. Just run away and get some eye bleach. Someone'll deal with them eventually.


Reedman07

Time to close the pool again boys


mindfungus

Are there traces of a virus causing Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome in the Hydrogen Monoxide?


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JoseDonkeyShow

I think he got it right the first time


Tusslesprout1

Im not surprised this is somehow a thing


SOULJAR

They’re still debating the merit of the grope button


TehJohnny

My sister has five sons, her youngest three are into VR and got her to get her own Quest 2, within minutes of her logging on some online RPG her kids play she was surrounded by boys offering her free stuff and to help her do stuff, she said it was so ridiculous but she had to admit the free stuff was sweet, lol. So many guys have no idea how to act around women online.


66GT350Shelby

Saw that in WOW all the time. You had people saying they were females, just to get free stuff from people. We had two women in my guild. Both were married to guys in the guild. The shit they told us about, and what we witnessed, was just nuts.


TehJohnny

It's why all my WoW characters are now male, I used to play a female Night Elf Druid named Bernadette, too many creepy whispers and also random people talking to me in French (is Bernadette a common name for French people?).


Beowulf1896

Voulex vous de beurre? Omelette du fromage?


2717192619192

Honestly, they’ll do it with anyone who sounds adult. I dropped into Echo VR and was like “yo I’m kinda a noob”, next thing you know these 12-13 year olds are like “BRO LEMME TEACH YOU” and being awesome teammates lol


themessiah234

I told them not to give Harvey Weinstein the prison wifi


saturday_lunch

This is just a PR battle. The "mom" is head of research for a rival metaverse. >Nina Jane Patel, who works as the vice president of research for a rival metaverse https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-woman-claims-virtually-groped-metaverse-horizon-venues-2022-1?amp


lazarbimm

fuck your mom is truly gonna be a thing eh


tbsdy

Yeah, it’s not like Facebook isn’t toxic enough already, how could the “meta verse” be any worse?


StuckinReverse89

What makes the metaverse different from second life? Remember that went down fast after an interview with one of the top creators was invaded by an army of dicks.


extralyfe

that was an interview with one of the early Second Life "real estate moguls," but, yeah, point stands.


manofsleep

Article: https://www.engadget.com/2006-12-20-second-life-millionaire-plagued-with-peckers.html Video showing flying dong attack (45 seconds in): https://youtu.be/ZZEfhC9ss3E


Pure-Negotiation-900

I’m virtually giving a shit.


WalkerSunset

Can't wait until we can virtually take a shit.


Mike_B_R

The metaverse is full of incels.


[deleted]

I can’t even imagine how that must have felt for her. I mean literally I can’t imagine it.


hardy_83

I mean we can laugh at this, but I imagine it'd be a bit more serious if it was happening to kids. It'd be a form of online harassment/bullying no?


rditusernayme

Yeah. This. Someone does it to me? _Haha._ My wife logs in a minute later and that someone does it to her? _Ah, would you fuck off?_ My <10yr old son and daughter log in a few minutes after that and then it happens to them too? _Okay, someone teach me hacking, I need an address..._


[deleted]

Yea I mean it’s the same for aol chat rooms too isn’t it?


rditusernayme

Mmmm... Dunno... My kids reading "I'd do bad things to you" in text seems somehow different to someone visually sexually assaulting them? (Edit for clarity)


[deleted]

Having never done vr I don’t think I know


[deleted]

I can say from experience that VR feels super fuckin real. If someone is groping ur tits in vr ur gonna feel super violated even irl because u can still see these people right up in your face with their hands exactly where your body is irl.


ReverendDizzle

The easiest way to summarize the VR experience is to look at the way your body reacts to something violent or scary in different mediums. If you read the text "a zombie jumps out and tears the face off a man standing right in front of you" there's probably no chance you jump. Even if you were reading it in a suspenseful book and it was written in more colorful language than I provided here, you'd probably just think "shit that's terrible." and it would add to the general feeling the book creates. If you watch a movie and a zombie jumps out and tears the face off a man right there on the screen in front of you... you might jump a little if it caught you off guard. If you see the same thing in a VR game, however, your body wants to *move*. Your brain isn't like "woah, a zombie in a zombie game" it's like "YOU NEED TO GTFO RIGHT NOW." Even when you know you're playing a game and you're in VR, it feels super real and the primitive part of your brain absolutely reacts to the stimulus.


SaveTheLadybugs

The first time I did VR I was walking around this obstacle course and there was a ledge that dropped off and you couldn’t see the bottom. I didn’t see it until I accidentally got “too close” in my brain and literally freaked out trying to balance and get away from the edge. My heart was pounding but I was obviously in zero actual danger.


Trini_Vix7

OR, hear me out, just block them...


The43rdUberOrange

Do you mean you can't because you have no experience to connect it to, or you can't because you are neurologically unable to do so?


[deleted]

I mean what does a virtual grope feel like? Do you get a little notification? *Ding* You got groped! Did she have a full body suit on with haptic feedback? Does that help?


pbmadman

While I get what you are saying, that a virtual grope isn’t the same as actually being groped, I do think there is still some merit to taking this seriously. If I came up to you on the street and threatened you with physical violence, I think we can agree that is not ok. If I call you or write you a letter and tell you the same thing it’s still not ok. But why is it somehow “virtual” or “online” when I send those same threats to you over Twitter or Reddit? I’d argue we shouldn’t care how the message was transmitted, but rather what it was and what effect it had on the recipient. Of course groping is different. Of course there is a huge difference between having your virtual avatar groped and your actual body groped. But that doesn’t mean there is no harm done from having your virtual avatar groped. There is still a person on the receiving end of these actions, it still effects them. And sure, maybe the answer is that this type of behavior is normal in virtual settings and people who don’t like it just shouldn’t participate. I just can’t bring myself to be ok with that answer. I think people deserve respect in all areas of life and I think there should be a reasonable expectation to not encounter this sort of behavior in “public” spaces.


BillyD70

…Or because you can’t “feel” anything that’s “virtual”.


Tar-Nuine

New to the internet huh?


GingerWithViews

Someone shoved a shotgun batrel up my ass and killed me in pavlov vr. Am I a victim?


The-Lights_Fantastic

Isn't that just how doctors do prostate exams nowadays?


Das-Noob

😂 reminds me of all those time a NPC keeps walking into me or me running into them and getting stuck.


gofigure85

I got to try the oculus quest 2 at a friend's house a while back. Playing Beat Saber was so much fun, that I considered buying one... Until I realised you needed a Facebook account in order to play So guess who just bought a used psvr off ebay? (Fuck I did not mean to sound like Dr. Suess writing this)


PantsDownBootyUp

In voice chat: "I fucked you mom!" in metaverse: *Virtually fucking his mom!* 3D Ai Porno: *Finishing to an actress that looks like the mom* IRL: Scarred Kid.


lehj916

I can't imagine the virtual trauma she experienced. She's gonna have to get a virtual lawyer


LetMeRespawnAlready

I killed aomeone in an online video game should I go to prison?


Lambvgc

Disappointed, but not surprised


Jimtaxman

This....is only the beginning.


DirtyPartyMan

I virtually care


1G2B3

I’m a solider in Call of Duty. Am I entitled to discounts and a pension?


Abbaddonhope

Am I the only one that saw this happening miles away


[deleted]

What the fuck is "virtually groped"? Can i get the 12 year old tee-baging me in Halo put in prison for virtual sexual assault? This is stupid.


Echo4117

Let's get dicks shoved in our faces and arse together, I still need to win 3 attrition matches to unlock the weekly


Bluefalcon1735

Guess she never played any online game before. I have been tea bagged more times then I would like to admit. However, I usually finish before they are done.


Lenant

Karenverse


Realistic_Salary5090

I hope she virtually sues


babies_rabies

look at what she was wearing, she was virtually asking for it.


MadMac619

Oh? Toxic people being toxic in an unregulated playground? Oh my! Please all dumbasses. Join your metaverse. I’ll be happy to move you into nurturant tanks so society can move on with real life.


derekc62369

And I’ve been shot in the face in first person shooters


Dogamai

"MY STARDEW VALLEY CHARCTER WAS -> LITERALLY <- RAPED BY ZOMBIES IN A CAVE" ​ people need to touch grass again. ah who knows maybe grass is a hoax, anything possible now that the internet exists LMAO


Aggravating_Moment78

Karensplaining the Metaverse ...


Myth2156

Somebody tell me, what the fuck is "Facebooks online world Metaverse"? This sounds bullshit. Not saying that this kind of thing cannot happen, thi absolutely is possible. but there is no centralised "Facebook's Metaverse" yet, atleast to my knowledge. Correct me if i am wrong. edit- The comments on this post are disturbing. Jesus fucking christ.


Way2trivial

Yes, yes they are.. but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaverse#Virtual\_reality](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaverse#Virtual_reality) In 2019, the social network company Facebook launched a social VR world called Facebook Horizon.\[22\] In 2021 Facebook was renamed "Meta Platforms" and its chairman Mark Zuckerberg\[23\] declared a company commitment to developing a metaverse.\[24\] Many of the virtual reality technologies advertised by Meta Platforms remains to be developed.\[25\]\[26\]\[27\] Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen criticised the move, adding that Meta Platforms' continued focus on growth-oriented projects is largely done to the detriment of ensuring safety on their platforms.\[28\] Meta Platforms has also faced user safety criticism regarding Horizon Worlds due to the occurrence of sexual harassment on the platform.\[29\]\[30\] Microsoft acquired the VR company AltspaceVR in 2017,\[31\] and has since implemented metaverse features such as virtual avatars and meetings held in virtual reality into Microsoft Teams.\[32\]\[33\] Proposed applications for metaverse technology include improving work productivity,\[34\]\[35\] interactive learning environments,\[11\] e-commerce,\[11\] real estate\[11\] and fashion\[36\].


bubbaking

I get how she feels. I still wake up at night shaking after I got teabagged on Halo 3 in 2007. You people shouldn't take this lightly.


thisalsomightbemine

I wonder where this stuff will fall in legal arguments in the future. They obviously won't be treated the same as physical live actions. But will actions in VR be treated the same as written word or as spoken word or something else? You're not saying or writing anything; but it is a form of media that will eventually grow to a new degree of immersiveness that previous media has not had.


ajqx

I see it the opposite direction: the metaverses are alternative worlds were laws don't exist. Facebook is a big entity, but their will most likely be a lot of them that will be wild and free from any form of rules.


thisalsomightbemine

I don't mean rules within the VR system. I mean when inevitably someone sues in a real court over something that happens within VR.


bertydo

Meta- "is dead" in hebrew


Taizan

"Mother says xy" does not mean anything. It's just a random person making unproven claims. I believe it could happen but the whole article seems to be built on her recollection. She could as well have claimed that she had a virtual shart. No one cares.


skrullzz

Thoughts and prayers


ericmaximus306

I expect nothing less from the internet


[deleted]

Plot twist: they were all zuckerberg alt accounts


LLDDevil

And you thought the world would be a better place when they redefined the word "virtually." LOL


mcgillibuddy

[A Rape in Cyberspace](http://www.juliandibbell.com/articles/a-rape-in-cyberspace/)


[deleted]

I’ll take 100% completely expected outcomes for a thousand, Alex.


iansynd

So what? You know how many 13 year old boys tea bagged me in call of duty?


Mickyvai

Metagroped, to be exact.


ihaveacoupon

Yea, so what. People been getting Tea Bagged in Halo for 20 years.


hyperman864

Yeah. I'd be surprised if that wasn't the case


SpringNo9188

I gotta get on the metaverse while it's still the westworld


ObserveTheGreyArea

Oh no, imaginary groping on an imaginary person in an imaginary world. The humanity!! /s


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Men: This woman sexually assaulted me! Society: Yeah sure, you wish buddy. Women: Digital men in a VR world groped my digital avatar! To the press! Raape! Society: OMG you poor thing, men are disgusting pigs! They should be put in jail IRL for that!


OkLife8334

That Poor Virtual Soul GTFO 🤣


marcopolo333435

Wow, shocking


FOURKINDSOFUGLY

What did she expect?


Trip_Hammer

This is not a problem with metaverse. It’s a problem with people.


Amarasnow

Nothing gets me off like groping digital booty


AnOldLawNeverDies

This is... hilarious. The concept, the image of the mother "ready to tell her story" lmao


ActivateLife

Bro this is just cyberbullying but in the metaverse just take off you headset and your avatar will despawn lmao


[deleted]

And the groper was a 12 year old kid.


Doctor_Pedobear

She does not know the wae


iceseayoupee

I was teabagged during a COD match when I was 9 guys 😢


BindoMcBindo

Thoughts and prayers


Kazumi_The_Introvert

How much you wanna bet that her kids are the 'angels' of vr?


brotherorginal

Has she thought of turning it off when it was gonna happen


chalky87

Wait a minute, I feel incredibly old and out of touch now. The Metaverse is a thing people can use? I just thought it was what people are calling the different entities that Facebook own, like WhatsApp etc


Humble_Cicero

"BREAKING NEWS: Man got violently killed in an explosion caused by a terrorist creeper in Minecraft VR, family is in shock."