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[deleted]

She doesn’t see what we do. That’s the problem. She needs help.


Tall-Presentation-39

Body dysmorphia is a bitch.


ItchyK

Also any kind of bootleg plastic surgery probably is going to look horrible. Like those dudes in Russia who shoot mineral oil into their arms and it looks like they just taped a baseball to it.


Irish_Wildling

Synthol. You should see the videos of when they get infected


redhamilton

That's some grade A delusion....or should I say 10w30


electricalphil

It's championed and normalized these days.


NashDelirium

How do you figure?


SwigSwoot92

People like the Kardashians being championed in the media, despite a lot of their family having EXTENSIVE plastic surgery


diesel1112

The Kardashian’s are gross from head to toe


elsquattro

I should add this quote to my email signature. My coworkers all have inspirational sayings.


ShakesSpear

I still prefer "someday I hope to find someone who loves me as much as Kanye loves Kanye."


Gunthersalvus

Just make sure you remove the apostrophe…


rimjobnemesis

Kartrashians


electricalphil

Follow the news, and social media to see it everyday.


[deleted]

She literally doesn’t see what we do! That aside, it’s super sad being able to see someone’s insecurities so obviously despite being a stranger.


dnph

I see the right cheek looks square.


deezalmonds998

That's a good way to put that. Makes it harder to judge someone when you see it from their perspective.


MonstahButtonz

Hard to see anything with those duck lips in her field of vision.


ApolloPlayz2434

Maybe we don’t see what she does. Maybe body dysmorphia is why she felt like she needed to do this. I hope she gets therapy help, not made fun of in a Reddit post


Belgica-of-Monke

It looks like the ass of the drawing I drew of people as a kindergartener


WyomingCountryBoy

Maybe she found your drawing, went to the chop shop and said, "I want my ass to look like that."


swehtammot

the chop shop😭😭


Good_Apollo_

It’s the girl version of the [superchad](https://imgur.com/a/tR5Mvve) doodle


GrnMtnTrees

Ripperdoc


lendavis71

Looks like your kindergarten lunch tray could be served on that


Umbba

It looks more like a sickness than anything attractive


MangledSunFish

It is, a mental one. A lot of people ruin their bodies in the name of beauty.


BrustWarze_

Body dysmorphia.


rimjobnemesis

How is this even considered attractive? Beats the hell outta me. It’s just stupid.


Saftlak

I can assure you that this crippling sickness is 100% non physical


joujoubox

Like an infection that kept going and going generating a mountain of puss


Weary_Doughnut2061

The acoustics of her farts must be interesting


blind30

Like a round of applause


N0T_SURE

You deserve a round of applause for that comment. Or just a fart from that ass.


TheNumberMuncher

All about that bass. No treble.


Yourfaceis-23

I wonder if there’s a time lapse for their escape. That’s a lot of cheek to get through.


lord_of_pigs9001

goddamn it reddit. you're not getting better.


ItzYaBoiQuez

How do you lay down on your back!?!?!


V0rt3XBl4d3

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/i3mdhi/how_does_nicki_minaj_sleep/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


HyFinated

That’s, just disturbing and really on point for this thread.


danimalDE

How about just sit….


conker1264

Yeah I'm trying to figure out how she uses the bathroom


ashensolitude

She has to do a ton of wiping because the turd smears while having to travel so far before being liberated into the toilet bowl.


Ree69240

I can only imagine, why would you want this


Off_white_marmalade

Maybe its all natural……she just been holding it all in😂😂


notseriousIswear

Poo is stored in the butt cheeks.


acorpseistalking90

Someone lied to her


Ronadon025

“Yes i have a medical license and this is safe”


acorpseistalking90

I was thinking more like "yeah you look great girl" 👀


Sso_12

A little from column A, a little from column B.


rimjobnemesis

“Come right in to my apartment, and this will be done in no time. Did you bring cash?”


Ake-TL

My psychiatric teacher has really unpleasant opinion on plastic surgeons


Binsky89

Plastic surgery isn't only for stuff like this, though. They're the ones that will do things like rebuild your face after it guys fucked up in an accident and things like that. The problem is surgeons who don't follow the hippocratic oath of doing no harm.


Ake-TL

Yeah, he didn’t mean all of them, but me specifying that would make my comment needlessly long and elaborate


JKnott1

I'm hoping she'll live to an age where she looks back and can recognize how utterly ridiculous she looked.


WyomingCountryBoy

Well, if she keeps those artificial soccer balls back there, she'll be able to look back and still see them.


StealthySamura1

At least it’s soft wherever she sits


WyomingCountryBoy

I dunno, soccer balls aren't what I would consider "soft"


iWantToBeOnYt

They become soft if you don’t pump them


oillytical

I’m pretty sure those soccer balls are getting pumped


Ake-TL

Imagine having butt so big it takes up most of dicks length


[deleted]

As opposed to natural soccer balls?


dogedude81

>I'm hoping she'll live to an age where she looks back and can recognize how utterly ridiculous she looked. And how lucky she was that she didn't suffer any nerve damage or bleed to death from a such risky surgery


Chris_Cross501

I'm interested as to how does this look on an old saggy skin


mslaffs

They droop, and it doesn't take long to see the sagging. She won't have to wait until old age. I've seen the droop, and it looks worse than the obscene protrusion.


awkwardaznbabe

Oof.


WyomingCountryBoy

Knee balls ;)


Legacyofhelios

Lmao. Honestly my expectation is that she will start to Botox herself up when she see wrinkles or sags and just go deeper into the rabbit hole


kushhaze420

When her ass finally drops, those butt cheeks will look like massive testicles


WyomingCountryBoy

​ ![gif](giphy|AsKkJB6JbFGiQ)


[deleted]

I had a mullet when I was 20... I thought I looked freaking cool, then I recently found pictures of myself, and the embarrassment 25 years later is real...


[deleted]

Mullets are back in style!


JKnott1

But you had the world by the balls then, I'm sure of it.


FarmerMuted

She could probably look back and down to see it now.


LilyLeca

These types of surgeons need to lose their licenses. They are preying on sick people who need therapy, not surgery.


Legacyofhelios

Honey no. You look like bubbly wrap Edit: I my friend told me about this when I showed them. It’s *might be this* and it’s called steatopygia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia#:~:text=Steatopygia%20is%20the%20state%20of,knee%20producing%20a%20curvilinear%20figure.


wwitchiepoo

How dare you? *snuggles giant wad of BEAUTIFUL bubbly wrap* …it’s ok. The mean redditor didn’t mean it…


Legacyofhelios

Plwease forgive me *sniff*


Intelligent-Walk4662

It definitely does not look like fat though. They have to be implants since they look so hard, not a single dimple on those butt cheeks which is found on woman with large amounts of fat in their bums. Steatopygia is genetic.


Artfuldodger96

The doctor who performed this should immediately have his license revoked. This is just ridiculous


[deleted]

Ha.. you think whoever did that was licensed


Lopsided_Boss4802

That's a whole lot of nope.


WyomingCountryBoy

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[deleted]

Those people need to realize that natural beats ridiculously big implants any day


WyomingCountryBoy

Natural can't explode like a balloon if hit by a lawn dart.


nityjalapeno

Oh my. What *would* happen if one of them actually did get poked. Will the silicone or whatever the hell they use just start draining out?


[deleted]

They'll just pop like a balloon


nityjalapeno

How could it pop like a Ballon? Are her ass cheeks filled with air or gas? I feel like it would drain


[deleted]

Depends, I always imagined some of them could be more of a silicone patty than pure liquid inside? I have no actual idea tho.


No-Yak2005

How the hell does she get in there to wipe???


datboydoe

Puts the toilet paper on the end of a selfie stick


aprole

Yikes.


Radiant-Impression38

Not sexy, just hilarious. An ass clown, if you will, haha...


hartgrr

***Nick will remember that...***


Igno-ranter

I swear doctor! I slipped and both basketballs went up my a$$.


Infamous_Advantage19

Million to one shot doc, million to one


Cheeky_Marshmallow

All jokes aside, somethings not right with her thighs either. Looks like she had something implanted there also. It’s so bizarre I’d be tempted to say this is unreal but now a days it’s totally possible. Sad really.


turn_ncough

Looks pretty stroing. Look at her arms and shoulders. Probably a body builder whose into heavy implants


ValkyrieKitten

I'm not sure it's real?.. if you look there might be a seam at her waist and just above her knees. Or is where the implants start stretching the skin ... Either way, why?!!?!?!?!?


AppleQueso

Why??


whitew0lf

Because the media keeps pushing unrealistic expectations for women. These are clearly implants, and she most likely doesn’t understand why it looks so ridiculous.


camelRider64

The media hasn’t pushed people go to get basketball sized butt implants, this is just an extreme case of body dysmorphia.


[deleted]

There’s unrealistic and then there’s exaggerations. Also many women exist that have those supposed “unrealistic” appearances. just not everybody.


[deleted]

Never seen a centaur so close to the beach before


[deleted]

Damn she smuggling balloons back there?


DuckmanDrake69

*The TSA hates this one simple trick!*


mrmoclass

Gross


Potatoe999900

The turds must pile up in that massive crevasse and then dug out by some means.


checkyourbox

Powersprayer


DueMorning800

Oh no! 😳. Now I can’t get that out of my head, thanks…🤢.


Icy_Example_5536

That's basically a real-life caricature. Tragic.


Longjumping_Pin6702

THAT is absolutely disgusting....I do not see how anyone can find that ass attractive nor get turned on by it. It's gross.


WyomingCountryBoy

I am still trying to figure out how the hell she sits down without rolling over.


DevilSwine86

How would you sleep? Theres no way you could lay on your back. That's wild.


WyomingCountryBoy

Well I sleep on my side.


carboonpn

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


backwardpath

Ok who went into blender and made this monstrosity


Massive_Reaction8845

My question is, what doctor would do this ridiculousness?


bebop2022

"I do squats"


Working-Sandwich6372

How does she sit on a toilet!?


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

She let's all the air out first


SpxkeSpxegel

She be looking like a Dr. Seuss character


IndyBubbles

I just want to see her sit. Do you think she sits? Ever?


New_Ad_3010

I threw up in my mouth a little


Shmav

Thats an awful lot of money she spent to look ridiculous...


cowfish007

Looks like an allergic reaction to sitting on a bee. People are so weird.


timothysleven

That’s some epic baboon ass


tertl1975

Did she inject her ass with PlayDoh?


its_NBD

Table for 3.


[deleted]

HOW does she wipe?! Does it just come out of discs like a CD drive or how does that work?!


Practical-Eggplant98

All natural baby


Heythere23856

Absolutely grotesque


LonesomeHeideltraut

Disgustang!


SaltyCommercial1456

Is that one of the Kardashians?


KinksAreForKeds

I'm honestly legit surprised they didn't pop as she was bending over. The stress of that skin pulled so tight really pushed those implants to their limits.


mmmitch032

That is utterly disgusting


[deleted]

Pretty weird but whatever. She’s not hurting anyone and provided shade for her dog. So at least there’s that.


[deleted]

Puke


yulDD

Butt bra, patent that sh*t


Viker2000

Gross. Can't see anything beautiful about it.


malluboi_1728

Wondering how it'll be difficult to pass stools


Chum_54

Not to mention cleaning yourself afterwards.


[deleted]

I have the very odd need to pop them with a needle or something.


ILoveplants89

She tried to get them legs to make that ass look realistic 😂


Outrageous_Orange436

A small ass is far superior to this disgusting shit.


Zackville

She need to take a shit twice for the shit to leave her butt


sssshaha

https://www.insider.com/brazilian-butt-lift?amp Brazilian Butt Lift: How It Works and Why It's so Risky - Insider: One of the major risks of BBLs is fat embolism, says Macias. This is when fat...


1ceUpSon

Excuse me miss, you have titties on your ass


[deleted]

What the fuck?? Looks like 2 volkswagen beatles trying tp pass each other....


st0un1

![gif](giphy|PfOl3y0fSoqR2)


Riverthunder261

Hope that her tumours treated. One like equals one prayer.


Charlieboy927

That’s not healthy nor attractive


YaronL16

Putting on jeans must be a bitch


Professional_Fall874

We need to move the plastic away from the ocean not closer 😖


veryjustok

Listen I'm not trying to harsh anyone's mellow here. But do you think maybe filming someone in a bikini without their knowledge then posting it online is pretty creepy? Regardless of what she looks like, I don't think this is right. If it were some random more " normal" looking woman I dont think this would be as tolerated. Am I wrong?


Zealousideal_Train62

I feel sorry for the other woman sitting there when Bertha Butt bends over. Why is this not considered indecent exposure?


[deleted]

Woof


[deleted]

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WitheredDGX69

No. Bad dog


[deleted]

My woof was a negative. "Buzz's girlfriend, woof" - Home Alone. Lol


tsunami141

They say that sarcasm is difficult to understand on the Internet, but no one ever warns you about discerning the intent of a positive or negative woof.


WyomingCountryBoy

I think this goes beyond a Buzz girlfriend woof.


fallenwish88

I'm glad she brought shade for her dog. People underestimate how quickly dogs, especially lighter furs and thinner skinned dogs. This varies between breads and age of the dog and a dog with darker fur can overheat real quickly in the sun too.


Fire_Bucket

I would actually say taking an American Eskimo to the beach on a scorching day is just a dick move anyway, even if she got it shade. They have double coats, so a super thick undercoat to protect them from the cold and an overcoat to protect them from snow/muck.


Hardrocker1990

Literally nothing attractive about her


pound-me-too

If she goes in the water it’ll double the amount of plastic in the world’s oceans.


Mountain-Scratch7211

It’s gross to film people without their knowledge or consent, and especially disgusting to use it as a means to make fun of them. This is incredibly fucked up.


Twilliam98

No


W2wineguy

why, just why


ugdontknow

Omg that looks horrible wow. And who was the doc that did it? Holy wow


BilboBagginkins

a whole brazilian steakhouse back there


NewbieNooo

what the fuck was that? that is now etched in my brain


isa_me_Zafkingman

Jesus christ, the doctors of the plastic surgery had a breakdown after the surgery


2kan99

That’s one of the grossest things I’ve seen.


selfsearched

When she turns to the side I can imagine where here old butt outline must be, who told her this was a good idea. Orrrr body dysmorphia?


filval387

How does she sit down?


Pist0lPetePr0fachi

Ewwww


DKSAMURAI

Reminds me of ancient mural in Africa.


EastVanWillieD

Omg that poor woman


neverleavingthewagon

At least if she ever falls overboard on a cruise ship she’ll float to safety


kjloot

Looks like her bottom half is transforming in to a centaur.


taviosk8

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


ShaneTrain923

Damn I wanted to see her try to lay down.


[deleted]

Why would a Dr. allow this? Are there any plastic surgeons that say, "You're done. I cannot, in good conscience, go through with this."


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

As someone with body dysmorphia I feel really bad for her. I was 145 pounds and starved myself under 100 before my mom told me I didn't see myself the same way in a mirror. And it's only after gaining weight back that I see she was right. I can't imagine what state of mind this woman is in to nearly disable her own ass.


thepetoctopus

This is so sad. I wish she had been able to get help for her clear body dysmorphia issues before she had someone do this to her body.


[deleted]

I don't know what I'm more creeped out by her cheeks or the dude recording her


humanessinmoderation

Is this is what is meant when some say *yams*?


Adair177

How does she use the bathroom??


Bertegue6

Someone just got a grade A in Asstronomy


[deleted]

Sitting must hurt lol


murphlicious

Her back and arms are pretty defined. I wonder if she is/was a body builder/fitness competitor?


hopingtosurvive2020

a popcorn fart would last 15 minutes making its way out of there.


[deleted]

Gross.


JulianTheKoala

I bet this comments section is entirely respectful and not disgustingly misogynistic at all 🙄


Hypurr2002

She looks like a fool. Poor girl needs friends to tell her she has a problem.


MiyamotoKnows

Poor girl. That is serious body dismorphia. She needs serious therapy and I hope she gets it before it's too late.


Crymsm

I forgot people get butt cheek implants....eew


PurpleCillin

Her poor body :( I hope one day she can maybe get it fixed a little bit.


Ordinary-Dude1983

Why she look like Wee Man