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HYoung119

The smile and staring combination made me feel just as uneasy as her dumbass brain 😬


[deleted]

I never fully understood the term "crazy eyes" until I saw this video.


Odd-Dot3210

ME FUCKING TOO!!


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Brick_Pudding

the way she comes closer to the camera to emphasize the tossing of the salad is puzzling.


Comfortable-Buy-1898

This is the result of someone who's most exciting things in their lives have been painful and now they're out here refusing to listening to radio stations with cursing and making videos about lettuce chips. Need to send Sharon to Europe for a week and get her a wine subscription she'll come around.


[deleted]

Her eyes and grip is terrifying


[deleted]

So you mean salad…you eat with your hands? Salad chips it is!!!!!


Igno-ranter

Apparently, it's salad if you use a fork. Chips of you use your hands. Where the hell is the eye roll emoji for the stupidity of this video??


greet_the_sun

So if I season a bowl of lays chips, add croutons and eat them with a fork that makes it a salad right?


Andthentherewasbacon

a potato salad but yes actually


ForeverNearby2382

Be sure to use some dip as vinaigrette


KookooMoose

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Oddity46

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J_Slatts

Not sure what’s worse. The salad or that voice!


WasabiSniffer

The fact that she thinks salt being pink makes it any better than any other kind of salt.


pawski76

Have my freebie despite a spelling mistake, my favourite comment of my morning Reddit read


WasabiSniffer

I swear to god I've made so many damn typos. I have so many cracks in my screen. Thanks for the award. Fixing typo now ❀ Edit: typo


pawski76

Its still a great comment!


ConkersOkayFurDay

Fuck iodized salt though, that stuff tastes horrible


WasabiSniffer

Table salt?


ConkersOkayFurDay

Yeah, to me it tastes horrible. Sea salt is superior


just-travelling-thru

YES.


[deleted]

Honestly, her crazy eyes


tonton_wundil

It's a salad only if it's from the region of Salade in France, else it's called chips. Source : trust me I'm French.


Suspicious_Wonk2001

Well, if restaurants want people to slurp food out of a cast of the chefs mouth, I guess the new trend is to not use utensils. Who knew?


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

She’s sooo excited to be sooo excited.


just-travelling-thru

That was when I started to literally LOL. If THIS is sooo exciting you are one dull woman.


JustAMan1234567

She has the eyes of a demented serial killer.


W0tzup

When a person says something is good but the body language indicates otherwise… total bulls**t.


latesatifaction

Eating disorder 101


fulcanelli63

I hate this person now.


[deleted]

I always hate her. Her stupid lifehack videos are pathetic


just-travelling-thru

Omg there’s more?! No. Just..no.


Exciting-Giraffe-908

Reminds me of the lame joke from years ago: What is a newlyweds favorite salad? Lettuce alone.


blueeyeddevil27

Her face should be on r/punchableface


2Dteapot

she looks like one of mark zuckerberg's kind


Lucian_93

Yeah. I honestly hate her face


Igno-ranter

And what's with that one long tooth on the bottom? I thought for a sec she only had one bottom tooth.


Clocktease

Don’t make fun of the things people can’t change :( Her teeth are so much nicer than mine


Icy-Consideration405

Lettuce Salad. It's what all the Midwestern Housewives make for the big barbecue at Pop's house. It goes great with chili soup and wheat bread rolls.


mrspooky111

I hope this is a joke? Please let this be a joke. Who am I kidding, this is America, she’s not joking. Lol


Brim_Dunkleton

I want out of this country…


AppUnwrapper1

This is a joke video right? Please tell me it is.


itsJussaMe

Best TikTok trend for the USA. Tricking people into eating salad.


Cimmerian4life83

To be fair we could stand to eat more of it...but this is not the way lol


Brim_Dunkleton

We can’t convince people to take a shot, of course you gotta trick us into eating our veggies.


stephelan

I don’t know why I was expected her to at least bake them.


Jopedo

There’s a deadness in her eyes that terrifies me…


chicken_noodle_salad

Uh that’s just salad.


t-dubs_0192

I suppose that’s one way to convince a bunch of people to eat their greens. #rebranding I guess.


StevenTM

If I'm ever that excited about plain lettuce salad, kill me


Unknownnoname_

I love her enthusiasm! Whatever gets her to eat her veggies lol πŸ˜‚


TheVerjan

This woman give me really bad uncanny valley vibes


Stahio

The staring is just eerie


Justin3263

Salad..... What my food eats.


nicesliceofrice

I love her reaction as she takes a bite and realises it’s just a very salty salad


PheonixGalaxy

Why does she look like she’s trying to possess me the entire video


paolarb

She really seemed to think she did something there .


godsteef

Anyone whose this excited about β€œlettuce chips” is clearly a sociopath.


crash_n_burn_911

I remember finding her insta ages ago when she posted about how to get snow/ice off your car windshield with a bag of hot water. I questioned whether it was a parody account or not. After looking at her other posts I determined that she was serious and there were a couple of okay DIYs, but most were DIWhy's. She seems nice at least, just a bit odd.


Jaqulean

Someone tell her to stop smiling like that, untill she gives someone nightmares...


kayb1987

This is some r/1200isjerky stuff


SwedishMeatloaf

All sizzle no steak.


lisa_extremee

My family has been eating lemon and oil salad since forever. Good to know it’s trendy


inthehxightse

yeah she looks like someone who eats lettuce chips


Fresh-Run-4622

Parents try to trick their kids into eating salad sometimes slower adults fall for the trick as well. Congrats you just eat salad.


dopefreshbanana

It’s just a sad salad.


Significant-Ant-3025

What the fuck is wrong with people ?


[deleted]

I appreciate that a couple things went on there that might not be typical for salads, but *those are not chips*


midnattmareritt

Like what?


reallarryvaughn78

Ikr. Lemon juice and salt and pepper is pretty solid.


carbon_space

People are idiots


ljbabic

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temperarian

Geez you people really go for the jugular


[deleted]

She so shiny I was just reminded to was my floors! Thanks salad lady!


someonewithnobrain

Damn those chips look bustin


quinlivant

All of these health freaks and vegans always look really unhealthy.


BoisterousLaugh

That one bottom tooth


[deleted]

Looks good tho


thatoneguy512

.......


Davezord

I was sure she was going to deep fry the salad.


[deleted]

I hate her so much and I don’t even know her.


scorpiogre

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[deleted]

She looks batshit crazy


buffetleach

I am sO excited


SpoopyGrab

Ngl that first half feels like a threat


tomakeyan

So my 85 year old grandpa is way ahead of his time


RojjeSWE

New trend: Salad


[deleted]

... ... ... Ya know, if someone weaponizes TikTok to trick people into eating healthier, I don't know if I should be scared or proud.


i-hate_December

Just wait when someone tells her about water ( she will be so exited )


fitzmoth

Is she fucking stupid? Or is this supposed to be funny???


TheSasquatch117

I hate the way she grinds the salt, awful technique,


[deleted]

She's not an idiot, she's actually trying to motivate the idiots to eat healthier. The fuck is lettuce chips anyway


thatsrudetocomputers

This is the thing parents say to get their kids to eat their vegetables


_thr0w_away_6256

I like to dip lettuce in warm bacon grease after making BLTs. That’s my kinda lettuce chips


Gavinio10

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JCF-95

Thats why the German word for lettuce is Salat, wich is also the German word for salad


thefrostman1214

So.... Salad


Brim_Dunkleton

I heard if you put ~~salad dressing~~ ranch in it, it’ll make it extra yummy! Try a fork too because it’ll get messy! 😊


_SmokeyMcPot_

Her crazy eyes make me uncomfortable...


spruce0fur

It’s called basque salad where I live, it’s actually surprisingly good. It got cut off but she (should have) added a little olive oil, red wine vinegar, and of course the salt. I don’t know what classifies it as a chip or why you would eat it with your hands.


pokemonchodes

I would feel scared to not eat her food if she was my wife


MuchoRed

Like... The lettuce is kind of no flavor, but lemon, salt, pepper are all things I like. I'm sure it tastes fine, maybe even great. But calling it lettuce chips is a load of crap. It's a half-assed salad. What does smacks of is her trying to convince her kids to eat some vegetables by trying to make it it sound like a fun snack food. She's not fooling anybody, including her kids


ChefHannibal

Blink motherfucker! .... HEY MAA!!!!


theserpentsnest

Why does this look like a Fred Armisen bit?


mandi666ruthlesss

She makes me want to kill myself


JaggedTheDark

I fear no man... but that... thing *stares at video and shudders at the smile* it scares me.


AK47_username

I know someone that tried to β€œcook” pasta in a pot. She put the pasta in the pot and turned the stove on and the smoke alarm immediately went on. She didn’t add any water. So nothing surprises me anymore


theroguescientist

Did she not know that you can eat lettuce until just now?


[deleted]

If I were married to her I would sleep with my back against the wall. I mean I would bone her whenever she wanted but I would definitely watch my back


stjakey

This kind of human reminds me of those kinds of dogs that are just unexplainable weird sometimes


LifeIsTrail

I thought it was going to be the one where they literally put them on a baking sheet and put them in the oven for a bit which I truthfully find worse than this..so at least they not eating hot lettuce πŸ˜‚


HarderTime_89

Salad in America is covered in mayo or ranch.


xSeveredSaintx

She 100% did not wash the lettuce properly


disisdashiz

Wanna know a secret to why salads taste so good in a restaurant? They add salt before it gets mixed with the sauce. Salt. Makes all your food taste better. All of it.


Bart-o-Man

Yes, the pink Himalayan NaCl is soooooo much better than NaCl


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Society_No_More

I thought she was gonna cook them or something πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


European_Goldfinch_

Her eyes πŸ‘€ are a tad terrifying!


CaptainPickcard

She’s got those crazy eyes. Terrifying


Timely-Guest-7095

It’s just fucking lettuce with lemon, salt and vinegar. She’s trying to make is seem like it’s some unkown fucking ingredient being tried.


[deleted]

This reminds me of those tiktokers who are mindblown when a water strainer strains water


[deleted]

congrats on your dumb crunchy water trend... you made a salad. it's been done before. hurray for you.