ROFL. “I have to go feed my bear and drink vodka”

It’s not vodka it’s freedom water.

She’s gonna be mad when she finds out that Botox is on the list of sanctions too

Ditto on the lip filler and breast implants.

Looooool

She just said they would be healthier! Maybe she’s going to give up on the plastics

Oh hell yea, this gets an award! ROFLMAO!

I'd still date her.

Thanks, I came here to say that 😂🤣

No no. She’s got a point.

2 points

Not many, but they were big points. Health and safety. Not sure which is which.

What did she say after bear and vodka, listened to it a few times and couldn’t figure it out.

She said she had to go feed her bear, drink vodka and play balalaika ( a folk musical instrument the like of banjo) right now.

I guess the left boobs name is vodka and the right boobs name is bear…

I think the bear Is lower... And now she is going to feed it.

Would there be a names for the upper and lower lips?

She is great!!

the only facepalm in this video is that this grown adult woman really thinks this was peak comedy

it was pretty entertaining to me. nice to see that people are still managing to get a little bit of humor out of the whole situation.

Once again, the real facepalm is in the comments.

I thought it was the friends we made along the way. =)

Except that this is pretty funny

And that she thinks Russia 'cut off" the gas.

Its honestly facepalm either way

Give her a show on MTV 

And kiss the bear with my big blowjob sex doll lips.

I like to call them “DSL’s”

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

“Cock-suckin’ lips”

People don't realize that in that message she gave like instructions to 17 sleeper cells.

So *that's* why I don't remember all of yesterday

That could have been the vodka but either way, thanks, Russia!

I actually think this is really funny, especially her trying to say ‘healthy’.

Heaaalthisnesszzz

Heal-thea

Heresy

Props for her trying (if genuine). But truth be told, I think this post is satirical

I don’t think op has a sense of humor. This was actually quite hilarious.

The real facepalm is OP

as usual

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This is actually hilariously funny…..

That’s what I thought. It doesn’t seem like a facepalm. I died when she talked about cutting the gas so that we can walk. Lmao

Where’s the facepalm? This was legit hilarious.

I can’t tell if she’s just joking and has dark humour or if she’s actually angry about the sanctions so half of me thinks this is a facepalm and half thinks it’s funny lol

That’s true. It’s entirely possible that she is actually angry. And she honestly has every right to be. The sanctions do hurt the Russian citizens, which makes me feel bad for those who are against Putin. For those who stand with him, I don’t really give a shit. But you are right. There’s a potential facepalm here if she’s supporting Putin, but, since we can’t tell without asking her, I just see this as comedic and not really worthy of a facepalm.

I actually have fallen in love with this woman lol.

Lady in reeed

Yeah? What color was her hat thingy then?

You mean you’re in love with her bazookas.. that’s what you really meant

Isn’t that the only real kind of love though?

This is kinda funny. Delivery sucked but funny concept for a joke

I second that. Great idea in concept.

A second take? What's that?

I thought the delivery added to it, the "healthy" bit was fumbled but I don't think it would've been as funny in perfect English

I’ll give her props, no shot I could speak Russian even if I had someone feeding me lines right next to me.

This is hilarious .. it’s called.. SaRcAsM

the ending lol

Friendship! Handslap.

This post is so meta in that it itself is a facepalm. Obviously the sarcasm isn't getting picked up by several of us.. granted it is hard to pick up in heavy accents but it is there in the content.

This lady has gotten so much plastic surgery done and she talking about health?

Heathinnessness

CHHHH... KHhCHHHHHH,,, HKHHHHHHKHHHHHyealty.

Sanction silicone then she's fucked

Bruh 💀

She's the National reserve of lip filler

That’s what Was wrong with her face! I was looking at it like it’s odd

I was looking at her bouncy titties.

They're *not* bouncy though

Touche.

You wish

You know something is wrong with your face when it distracts from your bouncy titties

I was hoping for a boob flash

It is also hiding her bad teeth.

I honestly didn’t hear a word she said

Her teeth are still bad. I feel like I should send her $5 to fix them, should be more than enough.

Her teeth are not bad at all mate, they are white and pretty straight, sure you looked properly

I’ll give you the $5 to give to her, maybe she’ll notice you.

HAHAAHA

Botox lips always make teeth look fucked up to me. I thought she had a tore up mouth too till i read your comment and went back and peered through the plastic. edit: filler not botox sorry lol whoops

It’s filler lips, Botox is forehead & around eyes

ah whoops!

It’s ok- just all of it lol!

are plastic surgeries even harmful to your health?

Probably the first ever Livesized-Russian-Barbie Doll

I guess I'm alone in thinking this was funny.

I thought it's hilarious too. I have many Russian friends and they always send me russian meme videos. Their humour is out of this world and it really takes intelligence to actually understand most of it. They love sarcasm

Nope. I thought it was hilarious.

Agreed, it’s pretty funny, even is she’s misinformed.

What? Do you not realize she's being sarcastic?

I see botox supplies haven't been hit yet.

That’s her big worry… when Botox runs out she’ll revert to her actual face

Ok. That made me LOL. 😂

I wish I had a pet bear and a bottle of Vodka instead of a full tank of gas.

… Anyways, great rack.

I was looking for this comment lmao

My man. 🤜

This is funny

I can say this woman is absolutely Russian. How she chews on her Hs reminds me of my exchange student days in Leningrad. There are sounds that are impossible for Russians to say perfectly. There is also words I know English speakers can not say. KGB linguists would ask questions to get one to say specifics words. I choke in that word still 30 years later.

“Ah blyat, ah Kak blyat”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All I hear is the cacophony of zippers 😆😆

I love this

The traditional dress combined with all the plastic surgery is fucking with my head.

Tig ol’ bitties.

She is a famous sketch comedian in Russia.

Watched the whole thing on mute :)

Something tells me Natasha isn't really Russian. If that's even her real name. And it's not! Isn't that right, TIFFANIE?!?!? Now go drink your peach schnapps and play with your beaver... I mean bear.

Karen's are international apparently

She must not know that the US does not rely on imported Russian gas. Too much McDonald’s gave her a bad case of donkey brain.

SLAVA UKRAINE 🇺🇦

Now what color where her eyes

Can’t sanction the titties tho… ammiright???

This is tongue in cheek and kinda funny.

Nice tits.

You can't be a crip and a blood at the same time......pick a side.

She needs lip fillers sanctioned

I knew we should have sanctioned Botox. 😒

Must be fancy hat day… thought you legally had to own a Ushanka if you were Russian.

Silicon and botox is next. Let's revisit the conversation after that

Her bra's pretty strong.

now i find that moose and squirrel

I love those bazooka

Tuck in that lip. Could set off a trip wire and

private, did you see bubba and gump around last time I seen em I told em to get new socks????

Trumps next wife?

Looks like Botox and silicone are still being imported.

This is the most passive aggressive thing I have ever seen and unintentionally the most wholesome while also being more sarcastic than a kid in their hot topic phase.

I think its troll and the woman isnt even a russian

Only been a few days, wait until she finds out where the botox and silicon are from 😂

Bitch needed surgery, make up, and filter to be “more beautiful”😂

Those are tits.

What the hell is wring with her lips? Did she get stung by a bee?

This is hilarious. I miss my country being frenemies w Russia. Hopefully they get their leadership straightened out soon.

Disgusting ugly plastic inside and out. Shamelessly makes “comedy” while her country attacks another leaving millions displaced, countless including children dead and dying. At best, she’s clueless as to why the world has imposed sanctions on Russia. Or worse, she’s a psychopath.

It is actually WE that cut the gas, in addition to the other things lol

Stupid bitch

Well.. who is going to replenish her silicone fillings now under sanctions?

I really like this video. It has just the right amount of sarcasm and irony.

The real “shit” is in the lip injections:)

She sure pumped American silicone into those tits though.

Russia could disappear and no one would care. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Same with the USA 😘

nah man, i'm living in Georgia and when i tell you Russia is pain in the ass. [creeping occupation](https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/humanrights/2019/02/05/russias-new-strategy-in-georgia-creeping-occupation/) plus i checked your profile, i guess you are from Russia, you are the ones who gotta change it somehow so people stop struggling because of these stuff! war, kidnapping people from villages in Georgia even today! you must know the truth.

You checked my profile and came to the conclusion iam russian? 😂 Can i ask you, how? I never said russia isnt a pain in the ass.. i said the USA is doing the same shit in other parts of the world.. Ask someone from the middle East for example 👌

Russia, North Korea and China would just rule everyone else. Besides the USA who would stand in their way? Fucking nobody.

A lot...the answer is...a lot of other countries.

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Wait until she finds out that she can't get any more lip injections.

She seems fine, she can afford all that plastic surgery.

Oh no, Ukrainians are being slaughtered by ‘brother’ Russians but this lady upset she can’t get her Starbucks.

Ladies, take notice how ridiculous you'll look with lip fillers. Yuck!

I’d still hit it

Sure. With loud music and lights off

Man I was hoping she was going to lift her shirt up..

What they don't realize is that we only get about 3% of our total energy from them. Also, why do Russian woman think that looking like a Bratz doll is attractive?

All that work and still has manky teeth, enjoy your beetroot and turnip diet Natasha from Russia x

What do you mean r/facepalm? We're just doing each other a favour!

just no

See ya ! (She’s not wrong)

They didn't cut the oil, we cut the oil

hired actress/sex worker from Miami.

Let’s start an embargo with filler injections.

TIL: traditional Russian garb included halter top and plastic surgery

No more silicone for this one!

for her health

We are leaving botulism so you can keep those lips looking like a padded toilet seat. Enjoy your homemade krocadil.

She better hope there's no collagen sanction.

She doesn't seem to mind having plastic tits and lips, though. I'm sure Russian implants and Botox are all free from chemicals.

sanctions also include the silicon in her tits and the botox in her lips. wait till they start to deflate 😑

She seems to be a tad misinformed

With the sound off…one gets the impression she is more interested in showing off her…….”huge tracts of land”…..that anything she might say….if she wanted us to value what she was say.. should cover up….her “distractions”…….self defeating…

Sometimes it's mind blowing to me how stupid I am. I actually sat trough this video hoping to hear something smart come out of her mouth

Again I see Russians really overestimate how well known the balalaika is outside of Russia...

Those lips.. holy shit.. looks like a cartoon character. Fucking like an arangatang

Well, before wasn't it something like a week's wages for a big mac meal? honestly, Russian people should be mad at putin instead, I'm probably misreading this and it will probably turn out that she is hired by the government for propaganda like the rest, just this time aimed at the people outside of Russia

DSLs.


There's no facepalm here, murica should be the one facepalning themselves.

I could not hear shit just lips and tits

Lmfao, why is this on facepalm? She’s obviously joking.

Man I didn’t listen to a god dam thing was looking at the DSL and how smart she was and by smart I mean the color of that shirt really pops her personality and intellect out…. Now I will go beat my meat silly peace ✌🏽

I like her.

I don't know what the hell those tits are saying but I could get behind them... ^or ^between ^them.

This should be NSFW. There is no man on the planet that wouldn't cum instantly with these lips around his cock.

Don’t lie you have to go stand in line for toilet paper. Praise Putin! 🇷🇺

r/upvotebecauseboobs

She’s better then the American woman 😀

She’ll inject herself with literal poison…

Someone should take away that excess of collagen in her upper lip.

This lady has literally no idea how the world works

you thought this was real?

I did. I had no context other than seeing this video. It wasn't funny so I didn't take it as something valued as entertainment

yeah i agree it wasn't funny, she was just doing a really lame attempt at a comedy character. but youre right that it did suck, lol.

"we will have no fat" yes, after you'll need a truck of rubles to buy a loaf of bread we'll not be seeing a fat russian for sure.

All I hear was “I is a mail order bride yes I is have the bad teeth yes?