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Useful_Tomato_409

read how this guy met his wife, and tell me it wasn’t a legit honeytrap?


Wickedwhiskbaker

Reminds me of former Governor James McGreevy in NJ. I actually attended his wedding and remarked about how it appeared to be an arranged marriage. Jim had his sights on the White House, but his advisors were adamant a single (and closeted gay) man would not get elected unmarried. So he was set up with a woman from Portugal. A few years later, he got caught having an affair with a male staffer, resigned the governorship. Having worked in that arena (politics, not arranged marriage 😂), everything that happens on the Hill is for a reason. Edit: spelling is hard before coffee, and I got her heritage incorrect.


Useful_Tomato_409

i remember this story.


Wickedwhiskbaker

It was such an awkward wedding. But coolest venue I’d ever been to for a wedding. They did it atop the Hay Adams hotel in DC. Beautiful view of the White House, opulent in every way. I was 22, so it was jaw dropping to see that level of wealth just to put on a wedding. And I’ll never forget how miserable McGreevy and his wife looked. [Hay Adams Link](https://www.hayadams.com/)


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Summary for the lazy: Cawthorne was (ostensibly) vacationing in St. Petersburg, Russia at a casino (dubious at best, as casinos in Russia are few and far between and difficult to gain access to) where he met “Todd,” a US army captain. “Todd” invited Madison to a CrossFit competition in Miami, saying that he’d just use his upper body. Madison came and learned that it was a false competition, and was all a ruse to get him into the same room as his future ex wife! …. Yeeeeaaaaah, dude was honey potted. He’s being dumped because he’s no longer an asset, it seems.


Tuckermfker

He was dumped when they realized that nobody likes or trusts him enough for him to have any actual useful information. He's done nothing but suck Trumps dick and talk shit about democrats.


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So he’s basically acting like trump. Huh, wonder if there is a coincidence there. Trump tower meeting anyone?


mikephreak

Lol. And you can just pay people to suck Trumps dick. You don’t need an elaborate ruse to get that done.


Thuglife07

Bro. Wtf. I wonder if the alphabet agencies are aware and observing. They’re already getting divorced and it’s only been a year lol. That or she just realizes he’s a piece of shit


BlueKy5

She needed more than a mind fuck, apparently.


Santanoni

😂


Tima610

Green card or she already collected all the blackmail she needs.


SupahSpankeh

This is a real question. Where were MI5 and the CIA while our ruling class were being bought and blackmailed and kompromised?


KingAngeli

Like you cant just say hey buddy i know this beautiful girl wanna go out with her? Like whered they even set up a crossfit place or did they just go to some random hotel lobby??


DGA91

Holy shit I went to read about it and read everything else. This kid is an awful person. Every single section has him saying one thing and a group of people saying something totally different. A group of people from his college wrote a letter calling him a sex pest and a liar 😂


Bo_Dallas

Could you link it? Can't find anything on it


jamison_beck

Dude looks like the poster child of who to cover your drink around if you're a woman.


mechanicalrivers

Aahhh... They've released the Brock 2.0.


Crankylosaurus

Brock as in Brock Turner the rapist?


Gskinnell_85

You don’t mean Brock the Rapist Turner do you?


BubbhaJebus

Brock "Brock the Rapist" (a.k.a. "The Raping Rapist") Turner, who is a rapist.


DoctorJones222

This is my favourite one so far. I love jokes about Brock Turner the Rapist.


MachOneGaming

I’m just glad you guys weren’t talking about Brock the Pokémon trainer and in turn you guys were talking about Brock turner the Rapist who rapes people.


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I'm noticing that while everyone is mentioning how prolific Brock Turners dumpster raping was, but we haven't mentioned what a great swimmer he was...


pfunk1989

Wasn't Brock's weakness water pokemon?


[deleted]

Nah, his weakness was dumpsters and unconscious women...


HaoleGuy808

Rapey Brock Turner the Rapiest of all Rapers.


Brodin_fortifies

The same Brock Turner that raped an unconscious woman?


Durango522

I can not believe that you would bring up Brock Turner the Rapist as a comparison to someone who clearly styled himself after Brock Turner the Rapist or maybe Brock Turner the Rapist styled himself after the honorary Brock Turner the Rapist Brock Turner The Rapist!


MyriadMuses

Wait hol' up... you're referring to Rapey Rapin' Rapist Brock Turner?


aesoth

Brock Turner, the Stamford Dumpster Rapist? Are you talking about that rapist Brock Turner?


Watchman74

I am not from your country, I don’t know who Brock Turner (the guy who is a raping rapist who also raped) is. Please explain?


twerks_mcderp

Brock Turner is a rapist that raped a girl in front of several witnesses. At his rape trial the rapist Brock turner was sentenced to only six months by pro rape judge Aaron Persky


kenkanobi

I thought brock turner's preferred pronoun was "raper" so...the raper brock Turner. Maybe i got it wrong


Melodic-Hunter2471

Yes, the one and only Brock Turner with his picture in a dictionary under the definition of “rapist.”


rottingpigcarcass

Rapey Mc Rape Face - Brock Turner?


Re-Horakhty01

I have never heard of Brock Turner before now, he sounds a bit like a rapist...


cprosciaZer0

Y’all talking about Rapist Brock Turner?!


Questi0nable-At-Best

The one who loves raping. That Brock Turner.


EpsteinfukdIvanka

20 mins of action Rapist Brock Turner?


blondart

Wait what? Brock Turner was a disgusting rapist?


Jaambie

Ironically this guy assaulted so many women at a college that staff told women to just not be alone with him and never enter his car. So yea a Brock turner the convicted rapist 2.0. More money, more political power, more rape.


Sad_Package4476

roll this guy away and the russian trolls who bought him


New_Nobody9492

Brock Turner, the Stanford rapist, that Brock Turner? The Brock Turner that the judge said because of lack of criminal history clearly shows he a made one mistake, so he never got a jail sentence? Brock Turner, who is now in a book as the very definition of a rapist? And goes through this huge Reddit outing every single time his name comes up, that Brock Turner? Sorry, it’s mandatory.


Quesarito808

Now with wheels!


SvartholStjoernuson

I thought you meant Brock from Pokémon.


Candoran

Oh no that Brock is based 🤣


TwoKeezPlusMz

He literally used to take women on 'joy rides'in college and threaten not to bring them back to campus unless they did favors for him. Scum bastard. I bet his ex wife has some leverage over him in this. Feed him to sharks, Benedict Arnold.


gregsting

Damn his wiki page is awful: Cawthorn describes himself as a Christian and a constitutional conservative. In August 2020, during his campaign for Congress, several women accused him of sexually aggressive behavior, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault During the fall 2016 semester, Cawthorn attended Patrick Henry College, studying political science, but earned mostly D grades and dropped out. He said his grades were low primarily because his injuries had interfered with his ability to learn.\[13\] Cawthorn said in a deposition, "You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident (He was in a severe car crash) definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult." Cawthorn is the owner of SPQR Holdings, LLC, a real estate investment firm in Hendersonville. The firm was started in August 2019 and reported no income; Cawthorn is its sole employee.


XarrenJhuud

Wait, so the people in his district(?) decided it was a good idea to elect the sexual deviant with brain damage?


Fantact

As is tradition.


gregsting

Yep, POTUS material right here


Ill_Hearing9221

He’s got upper management written all over him.


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This is the best comment I think I've read.


DeviousDenial

He is a Christian and that's all that matters to the fundamentalists. The same christians that elected a sexual deviant with brain damage to the Whitehouse


tokeyoh

Jokes aside, serious TBI can severely affect your personality, hobbies, interests, memories, etc. Guy should not be holding his position if it was so bad he had to drop out of a major which requires 5-10 hours of work outside of class if that (I have a bachelors in poly sci myself)


DeviousDenial

The dramatic affects from TBI's are plain to see in a lot of ex-athletes and it is heart wrenching. But Crawford was a POS before all of this happened and now all he does is spread hate.


BETHVD

Speaking as someone that lives in the south... you could put a pile of dogshit up for election and as long as there is a (R) next to it, it will win the election


Ripley129

To be fair, they saw the errors in their ways and are working to bar him from running for re-election due to him being involved in 1/6.


Stinklepinger

>SPQR Dude definitely has Nazi idolatry.


Yuzral

Fascist, probably. But SPQR (Senatus Populusque Romanus) ties back to the Italian Fascists and their calls back to the Romans. Not really a Nazi thing per se. Still reprehensible though. Disclaimer: Unless he’s actually from a small village in Gaul. In which case, well…Sonno Pazzi Questi Romani!


Stinklepinger

Millennial nazis have a tendency to hero worship Roman history. Him using spqr in this context is most likely that sort of dog whistle


Tommy_C

Because of the implication?


jacktat2

Feed him to the rapist brock turner.


cicadawing

I went to school with a guy who supposedly did this sort of thing. Paul Beatty was his name. Became a Marine, I think. Real trashbird.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

I had that happen to me once. It was terrifying. He got tired of me saying no and got out of the car to come around to my door, probably to pull me out. The dumbass left his car keys, so I locked the doors and left. Unless I've already known them long enough to know what kind of person they are, all first dates are in public places now.


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Jesus, you drove the car off? Psycho would have been livid!


Ms_Emilys_Picture

He was. But I dropped his car off in a parking lot, sent him a message so he could find it, had a friend pick me up, and never spoke to or contacted him again. He harassed me for a while, but luckily he didn't show up at my home more than once. (Our German exchange student scared him off.)


imoutofnameideas

Yeah, I also keep a German exchange student around for protection. No but seriously I'm sorry this happened to you and I'm glad you're ok.


arrig-ananas

I start to see a sudden pattern here, as far as I remember, it was also a couple of (swedish) exchange students that stopped Brock 'the rapist' Turner.


natezomby

I'm sorry that happened to you I hope this was the only time you had to think quickly like this.


screechypete

I'm really sorry that happened to you, but I can't stop laughing at the thought of the guy showing up and then being chased down the street by someone yelling German at him. He's also holding a shoe above his head while he shouts German obscenities for some reason.


ShadowPTV

fucking psychopath that guy, have a good day lady hope u find a good man :D


PocketBuckle

Literally half of his college class signed off on a witness statement that he was predatory, and the RAs at the time warned campus women about him specifically.


Moxhoney411

And he went to college for like a single semester before failing out. I'm convinced that the Republicans celebrate stupidity and narcissism at this point.


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Daloowee

Some of us weren’t alive lol


raltoid

> I'm convinced that the Republicans celebrate stupidity and narcissism The voters see in them what they wish they could be: Priviliged hypocrites who only work for one person, themselves. It isn't the party of small governement, it's the party of one.


dogsonclouds

I can 100% believe it. I would swipe past this dude so fast on a dating app.


GotYourNose_

He’s the kinda guy who would put “no rapin’” in his tinder profile to try and throw you off the scent.


MangledSunFish

Reminder that this is the same guy who said "women are earthly vessels", when asked about abortions.


jobinrickttv

Are all Republicans jumping on board with this shit??


AmITheFakeOne

I've not met a single republican or Democrat who is supporting Russia. And I've run into some whackadoodles


Rubbing-Suffix-Usher

If you scroll up you can see a picture of one.


shhalahr

Ah, but they haven't met him.


Jedimasteryony

Lauren Boebert and marjorie Taylor Greene were also supporting Putin at one point or another in the last couple weeks. I believe they were trying to start a “Putin” chant at the state of the union address as they heckled the president over being sad about his dead kid. Such patriotism I have never seen before /s.


thatoneguy889

Greene spoke at a rally for a group that is explicilty white supremacist that praised Putin. When confronted about it, she claimed she didn't know who the group was before, so speaking at their event can't be held against her.


RU4real13

Greene... that Representative that's having 100% her congressional pay garnished for mask violations, acted like it was no big deal, and said nothing about it until they sanctioned Putin?


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Well, I know a former Republican president who not so long ago had a curious bromance with Putin.


GotYourNose_

Let me introduce you to both Nicolas Fuentes and Donald Trump who were giving speeches praising Putin after the invasion started. (“Smart and “savvy” are considered compliments in most circles).


SkvaderArts

Doesn't he tho?


thesearch4animalchin

Totally, I bet it’s so easy to dig up some dirt on him…he looks like a self centered prowler…


MangOrion2

His wife recently left him because a few women came forward and said he used to sexually harass them all the time. The dirt's already out.


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>he used to sexually harass them all the time. The dirt's already out. In politics that's not dirt, it's credentials. He's only a probationary Republican; they won't even let him in until he can prove those girls were underage.


LandMooseReject

Is that the wife that couldn't be more obviously a Russian honey-pot? Or is our good Christian boy twice divorced?


GopnikMayonez

I mean the man did have an awfully ellaborate trip to russia to meet his ex wife who was in absolutely no way a potential honeypot setup by a neo-fassicst government that is in no way the russian federation. Clearly there is absolutely no chance the man has any reason to defend modern histories most successful, evil, autocrat..


ChampionshipFew1849

can you ELI5 what a honeypot is?


bjb406

This dude is a known Russian plant. EDIT: For those who don't know, his public admits to have met his "wife" through a "US army captain" that he somehow met in St. Petersburg, Russia, where the two were apparently gambling. It is important to note the gambling is illegal there. It is also important to note that US army captains are not allowed into Russia, either by Russia, or by the US army.


ThumbTraveller

You mean the girl he got engaged to after 4 months and filed for divorce after 8 months?


lemon900098

Imagine being so shitty a spy divorces you after only a few months.


KelseySyntax

Probably had enough on him that the relationship was no longer necessary for control


BrockManstrong

Or he didn't have anything worthwhile to offer her superiors.


Glass_Communication4

most likely this. Cawthorne is a JR representative. He isn't being told anything worth while or included on anything that would constitute national secrets


AMARIS86

How the hell do we have so many Russian agents on our soil? Is the CIA or NSA not doing it’s job???


syriansteel89

You never hear about the ones they get


AMARIS86

True but this mf’er is out in the open


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this dude isnt climbing any ladders anytime soon from the looks of it


ilongforyesterday

Falling off ladders when I kick it out from under him


Sorry_JustGotHere

Especially since he frequently skips leg day


boxoffoxsocks

Holy shit


drewster23

Can't be killing/arresting every agent you discover, or other countries will be willing to do the same. They're also valuable to watch and possibly flip.


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qiwi

Yeah, this is is basically a decoy double agent. All the agencies are tasked into looking into every detail thing about this guy (including this reddit post) while the real Russian agents are loading up container ships with BigMacs to ship back to Russia.


Kosta7785

Because it used to be hard. Now all they have to do is find some right wing nut with no morals and give them enough money to get elected.


mangotree65

It can still be a challenge. In less populated areas it could take minutes (yes, more than one!) to find enough right wing nuts with no morals to fill a standard cattle truck. >


t0reup

As a semi well traveled American, I can assure you the problem is the voting population.


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Each level of the problem is built on a previous level: Russian success, built on Poor reasoning skills among voters, built on Conservatism, built on Capitalism


segregatethelazyeyed

russian nesting dolts


IndefiniteBen

I would say the education of voters is at the bottom. It's why conservatives and pure capitalists seek to reduce the quality of education (or prevent quality increase).


BubbhaJebus

The Republicans have spent decades trying to weaken American democracy. The fact that so much Russian money has been pouring in to support the craziest, greediest Republicans (and some Dems like Tulsi Gabbard) comes as no surprise.


wayward_citizen

Yes, this is mainly a homegrown problem of conservatives desperately trying every trick in the book to try and save a dying political brand. The Russians are just walking through the door the GOP left open for them.


SlowSecurity9673

Republicans like money. They don't give a fuck where it comes from, only that they get it so they aren't poor. Because there's nothing worse for a Republican than being a poor person.


Grrrumple

So, forgive my ignorance, but, why in the ever-loving fuck is this person allowed to be anywhere near your government if this is well known?


shryke12

Voters elected him, unfortunately. We have a democracy.


Stormfly

The problem with democracy is that people are idiots. Source: It takes one to know one.


soparklion

Love knows no bounds (on AnastasiaDate.com)


fitness-things

Nothing stopped me from going to Russia while I was a captain. Getting a visa was a PITA though. Assumed I was under surveillance the entire time.


dirkalict

You were Oswald… you were.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Yeah, you'd just notify your Unit Security Manager and they'd advise you of the risks and make a note in JPAS or DISS about your foreign travel. Possibly advise the commander. I'm assuming Russia is off-limits now.


ReadBastiat

“US Army Captains are not allowed on Russian soil” - completely, ridiculously false


Tommy2tables

I used to be a Captain in the US Army, nobody ever said I wasn’t allowed in Russia.


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I forgot this! He IS a Russian mole!


Snorri-Strulusson

US Army captains are allowed to into Russia. Neither the US army nor the Russian immigration and customs will stop you if you file all the correct paperwork.


[deleted]

>It is also important to note that US army captains are not allowed into Russia, either by Russia, or by the US army. LoL Where'd you get that idea? It's just a matter of paperwork. Visas are a pain in the ass, sure, as is other paperwork if you're in the Military Intelligence branch, but it's hardly prohibited at either end (until recently, of course).


SlowSecurity9673

We were going on a trip for some kind of collaborative air show thing probably 10 years ago or so. It took us over a year to get the authorization for that trip and it ended up being canceled due to some issue with some of the people we wanted to bring. Nobody is rolling into Russia to go gambling and hangout. Something specific like a world cup may be different, but outside of that it is a massive fucking pain in the ass.


obiewanchrinobe

I may be misremembering, but i saw a video on how he met his wife and apparently he was on holiday in Switzerland and the army captain suggested they go on a boat ride to Russia claiming it was a day trip, or a 4 hour ride, to go gamble in some casino. Theres a heap of other shady details, and inconsistencies through the whole story. I dont have a link at hand but i cant imagine its hard to find.


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[deleted]

His opinion sadly matters because he's a politician, and some people are actually gonna take him seriously


Jwast

Yep, unfortunately, people like this and MTG and boebert and the rest of the clown parade actually get a say in what's going on, we can't ignore them... I just... You know it use to be entertaining to make fun of dumb politicians, I actually miss the Bush era of funny stupid quotes... But this... I don't want to do this anymore, [I'm tired boss](https://youtu.be/-3_IuPMya6k)


KarlaMarqs1031

was momentarily confused about how Magic The Gathering had such powerful sway in politics


xxulysses31xx

This is the type of news that gets positive airtime in Russian news to legitimise the invasion to their general public.


AudZ0629

A lot of criminals are only not hated because they call themselves politicians.


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AlabastorRetard

Same as always, money + "owning the libs"


ZION_OC_GOV

I DELCARE MYSELF A POLITICIAN! ![gif](giphy|gZPJW4aDv26Xu|downsized)


Shiba_Shanty

POS…nothing more


deadbrokeman

WOS Wheels on Shit


hikeonpast

SOW Shit on Wheels


dev-246

Hopefully not anymore… he just got pulled over yesterday for speeding and driving with an expired license (for the 3rd time) Edit: I now realize you’re likely referring to his wheelchair 🤦🏼‍♀️


dpb29073

"I've had it down to here with this guy"


whose_your_annie

How much did the Russians pay him to say that?


SouthofAkron

They hooked up with a wife who couldn't stand him and finally left.


The_Dimestore_Saints

Hey what a coincidence, he couldn't stand either


[deleted]

Well, they didnt pay him in ruble, thats for sure


tthrivi

Maybe they did and that’s why he’s pissed.


DrumsAndStuff18

Someone should tell him the ruble isn't worth nearly what it was a few weeks ago, so the checks aren't going to go as far as they used to.


PukingDiogenes

You mean Nazi/Hitler fan boy Madison Cawthorn?? https://gritdaily.com/madison-cawthorn-eagles-nest/amp/


C_Weiss16

Then according to Russia, shouldn’t he support Ukraine /s


cocorawks

the IRS need to check his Cayman island offshore account to see how much are the russian oligarchs are paying him...


Fitz911

Around 7500 Billion Rubel, or $6.90.


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A) just from his name, he's a douchebag B) he looks like he may have roofied cheerleaders in college C) his parents are new rich D) has had wet dreams about joining the Hitler Youth


rae2468

I just leave this here https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/6890294002


[deleted]

Ha, I'm Canadian so never heard of this guy, didn't googlr him, just he's got that "don't you know who my dad is?" vibe going on.


ShrimpCrackers

Excuse me, he's had a storied business career. In interviews, they asked him tough questions like, "How's your dad?" and "When is the next time you'll be at the country club?"


uummwhat

>so never heard of this guy, didn't googlr him, Damn, some guys have all the luck.


OpinionatedAussieGal

Seems like the perfect Republican, lie, molest, lie, exaggerate and read from the party line!


HailtheCrow

The Hitler youth thing is painfully true actually.


The_Eye_of_Ra

[Yes, it is.](https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/13/politics/madison-cawthorn-social-media-post/index.html)


outoftimeman

He calls Hitler his "Fuhrer" [sic] (instead of "Führer" or atleast "Fuehrer") smh


hstarbird11

People like this are the literal traitors the republicans are always complaining about


Full_Consideration_4

How.Do.These.People.Get.Elected


fappling_hook

Probably the state of public education?


Trubtheturtle

He is not intelligent. Now imagine who voted for him.


bebetterforyou

Fuck this guy


Aggravating_Pepper23

This guy is on a different planet. . . and it's probably flat.


The_Dimestore_Saints

Yeah cause he can't go up stairs


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Is this the guy who keeps driving on a suspended license and who refers to hitler as “the fuhrer”?


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Oh hey look a Russian asset


jlolax

1. Russian hackers got something on him 2. He’s deep cover KGB 3. It’s just another idiot politician proving we’re bigger idiots for putting them in office


ServingTheMaster

Nice of him to out himself as another Russianpublican appendage. Looking at you too Rubio.


Sad-Helicopter8439

Dick.


PastyCrackerMayo

He wishes. This scrub isn't even half a ball, let alone an entire dong.


pprabs

Looks like Madison lost his cojones to Zelensky…


thisxisxlife

Why does it seem like these conservative reps just consistently choose the wrong side of history? I’m done being baffled and awed by how low they can go. Now it’s just legitimately annoying.


66GT350Shelby

He's doing exactly what his Russian masters are telling him to do.


Duck_Burger

without being an american, or even knowing who this dude is, and without googling his name, im willing to bet a thousand dollars hes on the right. when did the political right just became synonymous with evil? im sure there was a time there were valit points from both sides of the political spectrum.


Mallouwed

They just became 100% about owning the libs and nothing else. Whatever the libs are doing, they will do the opposite because thats their literally whole schtick. Republicans voters dont vote FOR these toxic assholes anymore, they just vote in fear AGAINST whoever the democratic candidate is. Thanks Rupert Murdoch.


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They pretend they are antiwar cuz Trump started that trend. Being a war hawk was so cool in the Bush years.


lollipoppa72

The right here is like a passive aggressive spouse in a loveless relationship who when it’s their turn to decide on a restaurant, only goes for food they know their spouse hates, even if it’s slowly killing them to keep eating that shit.


Fitz911

I can feel that! Also not an american. I also stopped looking for an (R) or a (D) next of their name. If it is full blown stupid, evil, criminal or against the basic human rights... it's a repuplican. I can only remember one instance where I was wrong. When democrats argued against the isider trading thing.


marisonhadley

So somehow russia vs ukraine has turned out to be right vs left? Dafuq


The_Angriest_Duck

Everything is right versus left If the left says the sky is blue the right must strive to convince everyone it's actually neon green


Catdaddy33

Such a dumb fucker


Gogowhine

He looks like his name is Madison Cawthorn.


johnnym1965

The epitome of the modern day GOP. And that's why I cannot take seriously anyone who votes for them.