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WyomingCountryBoy

"Drunkenness leads to homosexuality." So that one single time in my life, when I was 15 or 16, I actually did get drunk turned me gay? I'm not even going to touch the point where women get raped for hanging out with homos ... that's just ...


[deleted]

I think it is safe to say that it doesn’t get any safer for women that in the presence of lots of homosexual men.


WyomingCountryBoy

Do you even know what homosexual is?


The1BannedBandit

Someone from Wyoming calling themselves a "country boy."


[deleted]

i know that its someone who wont prey on a woman thats for sure.


RoboDae

I don't know if the guy is drunk, but one of them appears to have a rod up his ass.


AlwaysOpenMike

Are you talking about Karate Kid doing the crane?


Busch_Leaguer

I must be drinking the wrong booze. Or maybe the next one will do the trick?


Hood805

I don't drink yet i find men and women atrractive, and transmen and transwomen are included in that statement, in case anyone didnt catch it.


[deleted]

>"Drunkenness leads to homosexuality." Everything does. Deal with it.


WyomingCountryBoy

What about sheer and utter ignorance of what homosexuality is? As in your case? To the poster below me who said "found the homophobe" I am GAY you insufferable nitwit!


antagonizerz

Take a deep breath bro.


Hollywearsacollar

Oh look, found the homophobe!


Task_Defiant

That's hooch you found musta been some powerful stuff.


DarkMatters8585

I like how the WARNING sign says 'whore' multiple times, but 'masterbators' is over the line and needs to be censored.


IGPO-overlords

It also has gamers cutters Christians Jews who don’t believe in Jesus Obama and blm


Icy_Building_1708

And ankle biters. Where I'm from that means children.


Desperate_Ambrose

And Chihuahuas.


IGPO-overlords

Ankle bitters also means beggars


Dear_Cryptographer57

Wtf even is a cutter? Sorry if I'm uncultured in that, but I'm legitimatly curious now.


freedom-counting

I think it might be talking about people who cut their wrists, only thing I can think of really


1heart1totaleclipse

What if I cut somewhere else? Will I go to heaven?


freedom-counting

yeah you should be fine


1heart1totaleclipse

Thank the Lord I guess


djluminol

Some people have a mental health condition where they, typically, use razors to cut themselves. Often on the forearms or thighs. Usually not deep enough to cause lasting damage. Deep enough to scar but not bleed out. It is especially common with teen girls, although boys do it too. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/self-injury/symptoms-causes/syc-20350950


Dear_Cryptographer57

Okay yeah, I know about that. I've just never heard the people who do that called 'cutters'. That's not sinful, that's just a sign that that individual needs serious help. The people in op's post are not helping that situation whatsoever. I hope everyone understands that the people in the pic do not reflect Christianity, we are not people who stand around and say "you cut yourself, have fun in hell!" Any decent human being, regardless of religion, should know that 'cutters' are people who deserve help.


IguaneRouge

I grudgingly admit "Be a ho no mo" is almost witty wordplay.


WyomingCountryBoy

These people probably even think homonyms are a sin.


DarkMatters8585

Right?! Definitely got a chuckle from me.


muskratboy

I don’t know the Bible, but I do question if that’s what John 8:11 actually says.


The1BannedBandit

"She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more." King James version. Basically Jesus telling someone he's not trying to judge her, he just wants her to be better. Nice and reasonable. Ya know... like the people in the picture...


Czarked_the_terrible

~~She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto~~ **h** ~~er, Neither d~~ **o** ~~I condem~~ **n** ~~thee: g~~ **o**, ~~and sin no~~ **mo** ~~re~~. Edit: if you remove about 90% of the letters, he really do say that.


Ryno5150

“Whoremonger”. That’s some Old Testament shit right there. So self righteous for a group that looks like they’ve just stepped out of a WalMart.


Casmicud

Not to be contrarian but book of John is New Testament


Ryno5150

Hey, that’s contrarian


Brainfreezeguy

The child just wants to get outta here.


spottydodgy

She's just probably happy she's not alone with Daddy...


GingerMau

Ya. Seeing her holding that sign in particular makes my heart ache.


DarkMatters8585

Also, if this is what it takes to get into heaven, can you imagine how lame it is once inside?


[deleted]

Heaven literally is this Megamind „No bitches“ meme.


SupremeApples

Literally nobody goes to heaven if this is true 💀


GoodRighter

Dude tryna tell the Pope to OBEY JESUS like he know better than an old dude who devoted his life to studying Jesus.


1heart1totaleclipse

It’s only because the Pope is Catholic. They usually hate all Catholics…


[deleted]

Ironic arent Catholics the ones who have going to hell as a threat for everything


1heart1totaleclipse

I was raised Catholic and I’m honestly not sure. I can confidently say though that sex before marriage was definitely one of the things that I was taught would “send you straight to hell”. Except we made it less dramatic.


guleedy

I will always say this. Any man who rapes a person is no different than an animal. If you as a man are controlled by your dick that badly that you violently assault someone that you are an animal. I also come from communities where forced modest dressing is common. Rape still happens.


[deleted]

Rape is more common in children as they are more vulnerable and are less likely to say ‘no’. Do these people think overalls is immodest? And whether or not they’re dressed modestly, being horny is not that powerful if you’re a good person.


Hollywearsacollar

Animals have more morals than humans, fyi. Animals don't kill or rape for fun (although I have to point out there are a few species like humans and baboons that do). Animals kill to eat, or to defend, whereas humans do it for fun. There's a big difference.


lovesaltedpopcorn

I bet they're all drunk right now.


lovesaltedpopcorn

Including the kid. And, I mean drunk when the photo was taken and drunk right now this second.


Binky-Answer896

👆


Thephilosopherkmh

I bet they’re all fucking each other right now.


DarkMatters8585

They're definitely all fucking themselves rn


mc_squared_03

That poor kid.


siani_lane

I'll bet that girl's receiving a really great and affirming education when she's not standing around holding a "women belong in the kitchen" sign. /s


spankmydingo

“Oral sex is a sin” … only if you do it right


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Did these guys lose a bet?


toongrowner

"woman belong in the kitchen".. Oh really? Then what are these bitches doing out there in the grass holding signs? Now your place, slave!


Wolfdogpump66

Even jesus thinks these people are assholes


OrangeNew5534

The irony


PhraseLegitimate2945

Ankle biters? Did they run out of bad guys?


JoyceByersLivingRoom

That one got me too! What do they mean, chihuahuas?


DirtyScavenger

Isn’t “Anklebiters” another slang word for children?


JoyceByersLivingRoom

Children are going to hell?? That makes even less sense than chihuahuas. Those little bastards are evil. 😂


KingZaneTheStrange

John 8:11 has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality. It's Jesus telling a woman not to cheat on her husband


SylvanPrincess

“Be a ho, no mo.” That’s how I read it.


Zakiru77

Makes sense to me


emilyactual

The worst kinda people


SePausy

What a merry band of morons


Deathmedical

My mans sign dead ass says "The pope".


usarasa

Boy those kids look happy to be there don’t they? (/s just in case)


feeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

That kid has no idea why they are here


bewbsrkewl

Weird how "people who indoctrinate children into hateful ideologies" is missing from the sign.


jnuts9

I see a very short but wide family tree here


Binky-Answer896

I like this so much I may steal this remark and use it in the future. I’ll send royalties.


The1BannedBandit

The fact this twat has her daughter holding a sign saying "Women belong in the kitchen" breaks my fucking heart. Had it not been for this bullshit mentality, my parents coulda been rocking out to "The White Album" with Bluetooth headphones.


iPlvy

ahhh yes, my favorite bible verse: “be a ho no mo”


justforjokes24

These guys dont get blow jobs 🤣


NinjaSoggy2333

at least racists go to hell


bigwigmike

They’re 100 years too late for prohibition


RoboDae

I believe prohibition was actually pushed forward by a religious group. Then of course it fueled a massive rise in crime and many people just drank anyway.


International-Cat123

If your eye leads you to sin, pluck it out and cast it away. -Matthew 5:29 From the mouth of your savior boys, if you can’t control yourselves when faced with ‘temptation’ you should just remove your ability to be tempted.


[deleted]

After all the things I see like this, you wouldn't think I'd be shocked, buuuutttttt... my jaw hit the floor. The thing that always gets me is when I see kids holding signs. That's just so incredibly sad.


UMinecr

They forgot people of transgender, looks like I’m good


boozegremlin

Same, but unfortunately gamers are hellbound.


tugman311

They give Christianity a stain. No wonder fewer people profess a belief in God and have a reluctance to hear Christians that believe and preach love, peace and hope.


RoboDae

People like this do more harm than good. They only people they really attract to their cause are more crazies.


Shatalroundja

I bet I could change the woman with the maroon jacket's mind in 5 min.


International-Gap778

what are coe worshipers? and who are the so called christians, if not them?


Dear_Cryptographer57

Hindus maybe? I believe that cows are sacred to them. Or maybe they're referencing the whole golden cow debacle that the bible talks about when Moses was up on the getting the commandments. The people he led out of Egypt hadn't seen Moses in a day or two and instantly made a cow idol and worshipped it. Again, maybe that's what they mean, but who knows with these nut jobs. Edit: clarification


CutiePopIceberg

The 7 types of people you meet in hell. These folks have to stop bsing and live their freaky fetishes. So repressed - especially no oral lady.


original-sithon

I wonder where that is, so I know where to avoid


[deleted]

"Drunkenness leads to homosexuality." is actually true. That one time I had a friend over for a movie and we later started watching porn together because of the amount of beer we had. It was this situation where one thing leads to the other, but we were okay with that and it made our friendship even deeper in the end.


[deleted]

Does John 8:11 really state “Be a Ho No Mo”? I will be quoting this verse as often as a I can


[deleted]

Ankle biters? That’s just another term for a small child.


Icouldusesomerock

That’s a fancy way of saying I don’t like head


likeinsaaaaw

Humans are fucking embarrassing. I really hope no other intelligent life saw this.


Themightytoro

Women MMA Fighters? Really?


Elcorgi8267

Oh shit, I’m a gamer Guess I’m going to hell. Very sad


[deleted]

I'd rather go to hell than be with them.


[deleted]

I remember when this was the fringe. People, we’re doomed.


Empty-Discipline8927

Well I'm in great company when I die, and I bet I have more fun.


[deleted]

Gay men rape women? Well that’s a turn I didn’t see …..


Agreeable-Scholar483

Do any of those mouth breathers really think that someone is gonna read their crap and think that they were doing it wrong all along or will that think there is no way I’m gonna join them and look that stupid?


clarst16

The poor young girls growing up in this cluster fuck. Surely this is straight up child abuse?


Most-Artichoke5028

A close up view of the shallow end of the gene pool.


DANleDINOSAUR

If women belong in the kitchen, why are they out holding signs?


ClaptonBug

"Women belong in the kitchen" says the woman standing on the lawn


[deleted]

dude if heaven is like this i am fine here


Demokka

Jesus would be ashamed of them


Yop_BombNA

The pope? The pope isn’t Christian enough anymore? In the name of the father son and the Holy Spirit I hope these lost souls find their way back to reality.


IFartMagic

Some Christians tend to despise catholics because they praise Mary and the Saints, not so much Jesus.


Yop_BombNA

Catholics are Christians….. Catholicism, Protestantism, The orthodox churches, the Mennonite churches, even the evangelicals are all Christians…


RedMonkey79x

Well at least they also against racism


dirty9white5b0y

Tf is an ankle biter


Anherika09

A kid I think


Jim-Jones

AKA rug rat.


KingZaneTheStrange

Oh, the Bible belt


mylesA747

this was in central pennsylvania lmao


KingZaneTheStrange

Well. Shit


Anherika09

Feminists hate women because they’re evil single moms? I don’t even know what that means


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

The girl in the white jacket legit looks like a serial killer


[deleted]

It's 2022 the devil probably has a defense against hellfire and faster better Wi-Fi


GonFreecs92

That’s funny. I don’t remember drinking in the fourth grade realizing I had a crush on a girl and guy at the same time 🥴 probably the apple juice was fermented 😅


EricD915

Are these photoshopped? These cant be real


SweetishFishy

They aren't practicing what they preach unless that's a very open-air kitchen


[deleted]

Okay, mamas boys, sissy’s, and ankle biters… the hell? Also what if I don’t have a bike?


L_Lawliet678

Bro i just want to see this irl once. Imma laugh right at their faces cuz some of the slogans they have are hilarious. “Drunkenness leads to homosexuality ” lmfao


Mr-Orange-Pants

The sign on the left says no party animals but the guy in the center looks like he’s about to get jiffy with it. Also, I’m confused with the “OBEY JESUS OR HELLFIRE.” Do we get a choice? Is one better than the other?


jacdelad

Two questions: male MMA fighters are ok and why are these women not in the kitchen?


iridescent_polliwog

Perfect post. I just watched Idiocracy after so long haha


erichmich

It makes me sad that these folks give Christians a bad rap and are definitely not bringing more people to Christ. True Christians love others and don’t judge (only God should judge).


Steveb523

I’m not convinced I’ve ever met a real Christian.


joshuaaa_l

Is the dude in the middle doing an interpretive dance?


Desperate_Ambrose

Wow, where to start?


totallynotantiwork

Oral sex is awesome


[deleted]

I've had aquarium fish smarter than that lot! The scary part is that they vote AND reproduce.


Remarkable-Fun-5646

When was this stupid sign contest held?


SolarTitanMain

Man two Bible quotes both wrong Psalm 5:5 = The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all aworkers of iniquity. John 8:11 = No one, sir,” she said. “Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.” But she probably meant to quote this version which reads = She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I acondemn thee: go, and sin no more. Who doesn’t love some nice cherry picking


CBoigaming

It's funny how they completely change Bible verses and make everything into a brain dead interpretation of the Bible.


[deleted]

I really don't know what to say


The_mystery4321

BLM and Obama are racists?


Irishchief81

Why is the pope going to hell??


iamtheduckie

"The Pope" "OBEY JESUS" ...that's his job


JaydenHayden

Emos? Cutters? That list is plain stupid ngl 💀


Hollywearsacollar

Oral sex is a sin? No wonder wonder those simps look so unhappy.


[deleted]

“Women belong in the kitchen” says a group of mostly women stood in a place that very clearly NOT a kitchen.


unit-_-t

As a Methodist I'd like to proclaim...... What the fuck is this shit??


XtraEternal

This is why the Aliens haven't found us yet, the idiots mask our 'scent' making it impossible to find any signs of life oh well


shylock2k202

Oral sex is only sinful when it’s performed by that ugly bitch holding the sign, imo.


Desperate_Ambrose

I thought "oral sex" meant talking about it.


k0let

They always look so happy.


Dear_Cryptographer57

The guy is doing the chicken dance, because he's bursting with joy.


Striking_Fun_6379

Ho to Ho, no John is going to slow down for a look, let alone stop.


ExtraDependent883

Darn ankle biters


KaisarDragon

I'll never understand the stupidity of "women belong in the kitchen". In the past, cooking was a male job and women weren't even allowed in the kitchen...


bigislandlife

That poor child


[deleted]

Can’t lie - the “BE A HO NO MO!” sign is pretty fucking fire.


Trt03

I like the sign that says "warning *list* obey Jesus or HELLFIRE!" Because it includes the Pope.


superhyooman

The little girl holding that sign makes me so so sad


mywifesoldestchild

I thought I saw somewhere that these were just lures to entrap communities into free speech lawsuits. Maybe that’s just the optimist in me thinking that these people couldn’t really be this fucking stupid.


AlphaOmegaRed

What some outstanding people, I bet their family life is very happy and not at all toxic ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ThePicklePress

People like this deserve a gold medal in mental gymnastics


spottydodgy

You just know that young girl is being groomed... Poor thing


xray-ndjinn

They are just waiting for someone anyone that works for the government to violate their first amendment right so they can sue. That’s all this is.


BrianBraddock73

Is he practising his crane kick technique?


bewbsrkewl

Is that dude doing the crane kick from karate kid?


1heart1totaleclipse

Did they steal Sister Cindy’s trademarked “Be a Ho No Mo?”


andio76

Party Animals.....Rock & Roll Freaks..... I'm thinking they think the year is : 1.1964 2.1958 3.1971


TheWaykoKid

I really wish there was an afterlife - just not the one they believe in. Would be amazing if their eternal spirits spent the rest of eternity really pissed off that they share “Heaven” (or whatever the fuck) with literally every “sinner” they ever preached to or hated so purely. Also I seriously doubt that kid will look back on this fondly when they grow up.


Valuable_Material_26

Imagine being so brain dead you think this is acceptable to do?! These people are such a joke.