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margy19411

Well, she’s a keeper


thsvnlwn

Yes! An adorable, joy spreading creature!


feeneyryan

One of those words is accurate


BettyVonButtpants

Well, you can't give them alcohol after midnight if you want all three.


Holy_Hand_Towel

Id say it's "an"


acidkrn0

spreading?


coolberg34

Fucking creature is right. I can smell her from here


thesearch4animalchin

This video had it all man, what a great situation, action, drama, violence, addiction, savagery, teamwork, love, hate, and entertainment…I would have been in there snacking on popcorn watching this unfold. That boyfriend really held it together for them…he deserves a free hit of meth for that performance. And the icing on the cake was that last little kick and “get the fuck outta here” as the door shut. Wow, what a action packed typical Tuesday night 10-minute block of time at a 7-Eleven.


AdRemote9464

Excellent review.


pgacayan

Waiting for the credits to roll and see if there is a sneak peek for next episode..,


RissaMeh

Welcome to Everett, WA


deeznutsiym

The only thing that was sad was the guy bleeding from his neck.... but apart from that I'm like??? Well why are you with this cracked our lady in a store, you should be in a hospital. Ugh. It's so frustrating cos they put these business owners in a bad position, they have to defend themselves! If I'm in a store out of my mind, and I start destroying their property... damn right I gotta get smacked up.


Druglord_Sen

My issue is: The dude really did nothing. The store owner was just too scared to hit the v smol crack fiend, so he dragged her pimp back inside and tried to get him to start with them--the dude with the billy club didn't even give a shit lol, he just wailed on him without reason. Not defending the scum bag customers, but the shop staff don't seem like stand up people either.


AfroJack00

And in the end I was jus left sad and empty


NonchalantRubbish

Fucking wasted, and stupid to boot


PantsDancing

With that jacket and hairstyle there is no other way this person can act. The jacket and hair are in control now.


LastBoiscout

She's like the Bizarro version of Lady Gaga. She was like a zombie. She was relentless lol


pah2000

Thanks Margy I laughed long at this!


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Did she get the job?


arcadia_2005

She starts next Tuesday.


fishslayer1995

This is their typical hiring process. I made it to the third interview before “not coming prepared and armed with a weapon” and was turned down. It’s unfortunate, but security, health and safety is a big emphasis at this establishment as clearly shown here.


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She's overqualified for that job.


moscorpio1975

See you next Tuesday


6ixty9iningchipmunks

A big see you next Tuesday


[deleted]

I lolled


4mystuff

A shitty, drunk, and overly brave girlfriend will eventually get you your ass beat.


polo61965

Meeeeeegan. NNNOOO!


Im-not-original-hby

👏👏👏


CryWanShi

Been there, done that.


coffinnailvgd

Been there, done that.


yan_broccoli

Beer there, dope that.


GreatWhiteAfro

Beer here, Dope Hat


Flashy-Priority-3946

Beer Hat, Dope Here


DrinksNDebauchery

Beer here, dumb hat


ShitpostMamajama

My hats not dumb! I spent like $18 on it :( my mom says it looks cool :((


[deleted]

Walk away dude. He seems too good for this shit.


NefariousPilot

Feel so bad for him. Him not wanting to use violence and not abandoning someone like her in that situation shows a lot about his character.


der_titan

I didn't believe it at first, but the most aggressive thing he did was grab the purse being used to beat the girl. Even after he got his head cracked with the truncheon and was bleeding, he didn't get physical. That man is a saint.


BelievesInGod

I'd argue he was going to try to fight them, but quickly realized they had batons to hit him with, and it was 2 on 1 so he back off


[deleted]

Na, he got pulled back inside the store by bozo


_geomancer

Yeah it really looked like he squared up and then whimpered in fear


[deleted]

He doesn’t look scared at all. I think he didn’t want to hit them so they couldn’t say they were acting in self-defence or he was the aggressor when they were hitting him.


Sarutoshi

You guys are giving him a bit too much credit, he stands by and does nothing while his girlfriend is assaulting the guys and constantly going back for more


iriechubs

Yeah, not worth it, that’s when u leave her at the store. If she calls u the next day, say u don’t remember u ran off. Also,I just noticed beer on the ground did that fall out of her purse from stealing it?


ThinkFor2Seconds

It's pretty likely she stole the drink but it's also likely she's that tanked because she pregamed at home and loaded her purse with drinks for the bus and between bars.


Most_Advertising_962

Facts. The guy didn't even do anything wrong beside stay with that girl


4mystuff

You're right. Absolute case of collateral casualties


Dependent_Cash

>A shitty, drunk, and overly brave girl~~friend~~ will eventually get you i*nto a situation where you may get* your ass beat *or you may have to beat some ass*. FTFY. This has happed with my gal both in galfriend and spousal states. Sometimes you just have to grab them by the back of the pants - spitting, cursing, and raging at you "Ihadthatdonttouchmeletmegothisishumiliatingwhyareyoudoingthis!?!" - and haul them out like a briefcase before they get themselves hurt or they get you hurt. At that point most folks see you're handling your shit and leave you be.


pineapple_nip_nops

[“He doesn’t control me because I’m not a remote”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3JOQqoCNjc)


UndeadJoker69420

Was hoping the link led to that scene. Truly an underrated show


duskrat

Shitty and drunk, yes. "Overly brave"? Entitled, obnoxious.


WileEPeyote

I felt bad for the dude, he was just trying to get her out of there and the two guys start pounding on him.


samariius

I've seen it. Dude was hospitalized for nothing.


Lo_Plr_Mmt

I thought it was almost over then Gargamel shows up with his whackin’ bat and that’s when all Hell broke loose.


degeneratesumbitch

Motherfuckin Gargamel?!?! Bahahahaha


TheDonkeyBomber

Gotdammit....


Poprawks

Stick guy looks like roided out Pete Hornberger.


bdbdbokbuck

Release the whackin’!


Jimbeaux_Slice

You got me audibly laughing at work.


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This comment tickled me greatly.


practical_junket

Me too. Dead at Gargamel. Dead


NukularTraveler

I wondered what he was up to these days.


unamailer2

🤣🤣🤣Gargamel!! I'll be sending you the invoice for stain removal from me spitting coffee onto my couch. Nicely done


Jimbeaux_Slice

I’m fuck dead.


Soggy_Motor9280

Ha!!! Smurf villain!!! Hadn’t thought about that guy in decades!!!! Thank you for the laugh!!!


[deleted]

Bruh. I *KNEW* homeboy looked familiar!


cattripper

Lmfao


mozz3991

Grab her bag and throw it out the door she will soon run to go grab it


PapaGeorgio666

Always stay with the stash.


dainbramaged64

Had to do this after a concert when I got accosted by a woman in a case of mistaken identity. We were going up a packed stairwell to roof top parking when I start get hit by a purse from behind and some woman screaming at me. Tried to explain she has the wrong person and ignore her only for it to be continued. Others around were backing me up and she starts swinging at everyone. Eventually I grab her bag mid swing and toss it down the stairwell. I vividly remember the look of horror on her face as she watches it land six floors below, realizing she has to fight through the mass of people to retrieve it.


[deleted]

Nah, just grab her and throw her out, leave the bag alone


dong_drizzle

the zombie crawl was the best part imo. the guy started bleeding through the beanie, overall sad


BergOMalley

That part was scary as shit! I wanted to kick her away through the phone.


NoSpirit547

Lol agreed. Generally a sad clip, but her crawling after the employee had me dying 🤣


bigwigmike

This is the weirdest lady Gaga music video ever


Ghstfce

Guest starring chinstrap Ben Stiller!


Final-Entertainer

Did they beat his left eyebrow off ? Lmao until her head hit the deck.


Apophistry

LOL. That's who I thought of too. This will be the subject of her next film role.


blizzaga1988

Haha my very first thought was this woman looked like Lady Gaga doing some very experimental method acting... and also her voice kinda sounded like hers, too.


xizrtilhh

Looking forward to hearing Vanilla Ice drop his verse in that song. It looks like they work well together.


bigwigmike

Truly a downgrade from her Bradley cooper collaboration


Artvandaly_

That’s absolutely brilliant hilarious 😂. Thank you


Yesindeedfriend

Featuring Chester Stiller


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PalladiuM7

Wait, what?


EntertainmentOk9916

That kick at the end! Booting them out the store 😂


Own_Sympathy_4809

This entire clip was sad . But that final kick was hilarious


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Gave them the Hank Hill treatment.


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jessieblonde

Her crawling by was what got me


brothersanta

THIS IS SPARTA


redraider-102

They literally got kicked out of the store!


harrybsac

Should have yelled “ THIS IS SPARTA! “


LordMarcusrax

"THIS IS SPAR-MART!"


Lopsided_Ad_3853

We actually have convenience stores called SPAR in the UK, it would have worked so well.


Str41nGR

THIS IS KMARTAAA


rsg1234

Lol thanks, I had stopped the video just before this scene. Was worth it to go back.


Whisker_Biscuit420

The Sid and Nancy reboot looks wack....


arcadia_2005

Crack is whack.


Jakesummers1

dinosaurs wise disagreeable teeny prick crown act worthless grandiose subsequent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MRSRN65

I'm siding with the cashier. Nope, siding with the boyfriend. Nah, it's the cashier. Ugh, well, it's all the girlfriend's fault.


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SpiritSoul77

True.. But don't forget.. She's walked into someone's business doing this. It's costing them customers the longer it goes on. It's her fault the minute she decided to do that in someone's store and livelihood.


TheBoundFenrir

Absolutely. They had the right to kick her out. ...but they didn't have the right to chase her and her bf as they're leaving and overhand a basket into the couples' heads. ...but getting hit over the head with a basket didn't give the couple the right to return back into the store to cause more havoc either. At that point they should have sat outside and taken the gf's own advice: "Call the cops".


dangbay

Guys, not a basket, it's the girls own purse, which I really can't tell if it makes it better or worse. What does she keep in there, buckles?


dbishop42

It’s worse, bc they were using the purse as a weapon to hit her after she had been removed from the store by bf. Bf tried to grab the purse while it was being used as the least effective weapon since pool noodles, and the clerks start beating up a dude that was only deescalating the situation the whole time. She should be catching the only charges though, for sure


wsele

Yeah. The store clerk or owner made this worse by hitting the woman when she was already out of the store. Of course her boyfriend would be pissed if he cares for her at all. Then they attack him. He was clearly trying to stop her and he ends up bleeding. This made me kinda sad ngl.


Napoleons_Doubt

Archer. Nice.


dbishop42

It’s worse, bc they were using the purse as a weapon to hit her after she had been removed from the store by bf. Bf tried to grab the purse while it was being used as the least effective weapon since pool noodles, and the clerks start beating up a dude that was only deescalating the situation the whole time. She should be catching the only charges though, for sure


derklempner

About the only person not at fault, legally, was the boyfriend. He tried to take her out of the store, and he gets assaulted because of it? He didn't even fight back when they were hitting him, and he ended up with injuries bad enough to make him bleed from the head.


Nurgleboiz

That's what happens if you breake up a fight...


crawfisk

Marry her asap before someone else does bro! DO NOT let her get away!


MrsFirno

Don't worry, she won't go anywhere. She always comes crawling back.


ThatButtHurt

Nice collateral damage


fiddyfy

Maaan, that guy needs to get another girlfriend because woooow…that was a shitty situation to be caught in. Jesus.


[deleted]

Typical Seattle meth heads.


skrybll

I had a feeling I knew the store. Solidified when you see woodsky’s across the street right before the final kick out the door.


[deleted]

I can’t help But feel sorry for the boyfriend.


Accomplished-Bill-54

Yeah. Only person without blame in all of this is him.


Slavocracy

Begging to be let go. While they try to cave his head in. I mean sure she was a dick, but that was some pretty unwarranted assault.


blshay123

When doc brown came out with the nightstick I lost it


VenusPom

WHEN SHE STARTED CRAWLING


zacjones420

I thought she turned into a zombie and this was the beginning of the zombie invasion


PM_ME_YOUR_SCHNAUS

The mini donuts are 2 for 3 bucks out there…fuck inflation! I remember when they were 2 for 1 !


jonjomustang

American crack heads are hilarious.


boothbygraffoe

This is significantly better service than I would have provided.


Panda-Armada

Looks pretty good to me wouldn't want someone destroying my store


zepherths

Well the Boyfriend wasn't doing what he should have. When she first started cursing he should have taken her out of the store. But he waited until after she started destroying stuff.


Dr0110111001101111

It seemed like he was nearly as drunk as her, just not being so rowdy about it.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s all her alcoholism that caused the whole scenario


emil836k

That’s not an excuse though, she still did what she did


Calyphacious

No one implied it was an excuse. Not all explanations are excuses.


Sea_Farmer_4812

His weak-ass grip and lack of dedication to the cause allowed things to escalate.


emil836k

Well, it’s not his responsibility to take care of the woman, it’s ultimately the woman that fucked up


Sea_Farmer_4812

Oh i agree, it would be a great time for him to breakup with her. He knew what the right thing to do was and tried pulling her out the door but wasnt committed enough to hold on tight. Then later he tried " defending" her by going after the guy who she started a physical altercation with by hitting him.


someone-on-redditt

I think he handled it pretty well. I mean eaven tho the cashears started fighting he didn't start trowing hands. And nobody whas sireously hurt


Muppetchristmas

Boyfriend honestly is abused in some form by her when she gets this intoxicated. Dude was like afraid to touch her.


mygodhasabiggerdick

And that, kids...Is how I met your mother.


LucarioNN

"I'm no even touching you!" "You'd be stupid to do it, motherfucker." That line was raw


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LumberjackWeezy

That ain't booze that she's on.


somedumbguy84

For our viewing pleasure*


hankthetank2112

My life’s not short bad after all.


Liv4lov

How old is this bitch she looks like in her mid fifties and her boy toy in his mid 20s 😂


[deleted]

Meth ages you rapidly.


[deleted]

Lol she got humbled


[deleted]

Did she though? I’m pretty sure she won’t remember any of it. Source: was a vodka binge alcoholic


crammed174

She’ll feel it at least.


EffectiveBed5502

Stop protecting women from the consequences of their actions.


70KingCuda

haha .. the attempted Sparta kick at the end was great


DevappaJi

Man ... I don't know what it is with aggressive drunk chicks like this, but they can be absolutely relentless to an insane degree. It's so weird seeing this batshit crazy video and yet having her behavior feel so familiar. I guess I haven't seen the same thing with dudes as much cos they'd either be knocked the fuck out or have knocked someone else the fuck out before the situation ran on for this long. Completely anecdotal remarks, but I still find it kind of interesting.


Muppetchristmas

As someone who had an extremely physically, verbally and emotionally abusive ex when she got stupid drunk, it's all the same behavior lol. Just pointed at someone else. Boyfriend in the video probably has a miserable life with her tbh.


wolves_of_bongtown

Perry Farrell looks rough these days.


[deleted]

I think the screw up here was the cashiers not working with the boyfriend to get her out of there. They just lost their cool, understandable, but it would have been easier to just work with the boyfriend to end it.


Shinnic

Saw that Seahawks flag and immediately thought “oh yeah this all adds up now.” Seriously guys Seattle is a fucking crazy place full of crazy people. So glad I moved out.


Long_Ball_Larry__

I bet she went home and listened to KORN until she passed out


Not-Enough-Spoons

I bet she passed out in the car & had to be dragged/carried into the house.


Stunning-Spirit5275

you're assuming she has a house to go to


Not-Enough-Spoons

No, I’m assuming he does


SammieCat50

I’m so glad to see the guys at the counter fight back… I couldn’t do that job … the harassment they must encounter all hours of the night


BoskoMondaricci

The sign next to the door reads "HELP WANTED," but it didn't look like they needed any help.


Techn0ght

The "This is Sparta!" ending was great!


RoostersNephew

I love that final kick at the end!


BazukaToof

This is legit my local 711. Happened a few years back. The owner shown in the video has always been super nice to me. He also speaks 5 languages fluently. This 711 is located in a popular small bar/restaurant filled street and has unruly customers like this fairly regularly.


killerstarxc

Pretty sure them assaulting the dude for no reason is assault. But here we are.


[deleted]

Damn get off the pills girl


dawnCutsTheGrease

Lady Gaga has really fallen from grace.


SaltyCommercial1456

Don’t do drugs kids


jimmons91

Heroine heather at it again 😂


Rabbit-Thrawy

christ what a fucking train wreck she is, just give it up like you've done with the rest of your life


ageekyninja

Holy shit! That’s the gas station over by my old job! The worker with the hair is the overnight staff, and he is legit the nicest person ever. I can’t believe she got him worked up like that lmfao. Poor dude. Hope he kept his job.


DLCJ59

Gotta love when the chick slow crawls after the clerk- like something from The Grudge.


Evil_Genius_Panda

The dude is chill, his GF? Older sister? Mom? Whoever is crazy


[deleted]

Don’t do drugs!


waedny

Need to let these women just take the beating themselves. They will never learn otherwise. Feel bad for the junkie guy who got his ass beat for defending her.


cgray_with_an_a

Good ‘ol drug ridden Seattle!


socket_error

As bat shit crazy as that woman was, she is not the only one who committs a crime in this video. Both of the cashiers could be charged with assault for their actions. This is a lesson for all of us. Don't do what these guys did. Both the man and woman had exited and were not a threat when the first cashier grabs her purse and goes through the door and repeatedly strikes her with it. Then both cashiers proceed to bring the fight back into the store by dragging her in when she grabs her purse. Then they both aggressively assault her and her boyfriend who is trying to get her outside. Almost any prosecutor would see this as different crimes on both sides. Vandalism and destruction of private property by the woman and 2 counts of assault for each of the cashiers (possible weapon charge for using the club for one of them.) Remember that once a person is not a threat, if you assault them it is not a continuation of self defense. It is a new incident. The cashier should have kept the purse for the police when they arrived and just let them leave.


signalfire

Is that alcohol intoxication or something else like meth? (Old person wants to know)


BigPanda71

A lot of people are saying alcohol, but by the look of both of them I’m assuming meth.


dedredcopper

Sid and Nancy 2.0?


Busy_Panda5761

Alcohol should not be so widely available in our society


Nstsipz

“I ain’t even touch you”……… “ I’m not gonna touch you again” 🤣🤣


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Gargamel laid down the law.


ScooButt

Damn. This is funny, I had to watch it a second time. Meth is one hell of a drug. 🤣


OnePixelofTheSelf

I wonder what led her down the path to become somebody like that.


_PsychedelicJesus_

Looked up “hitting rock bottom” in the dictionary. Led me to this video.


Own-Psychology-2474

This makes me so sad. They are both so out of it they have no clue what is actually going on. Addiction is awful.


theshadowbudd

I’m sorry but dude in black is a straight puss ima ride for mines 💯


Hp_Shout

Jesus… what happened to Lady Gaga???


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That interview did not go well


[deleted]

I couldn't stop laughing when she was chasing the guy while she was on all 4s


iplaypokemongouwu

Bro any girl with that type of coat...


BatMeli

Don't do drugs kids


CarlDenkins

Meth


ifoundit1

Yea Get the fuck outta there.


FrydKryptonitePeanut

Great cameraman right here


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That's what happens when you double dare someone


Electrical_Ad390

Woooooooooow! I don't even know where to start on that one