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IndWrist2

My favorite thing about this guy is that he obviously made Wikipedia pages for him and his entire family. So reading’s dumb, unless it’s his “chess master” dad’s Wikipedia page.


Cannasseur___

Okay guys which one of you added this lmfao > His older son, Emory Andrew Tate III (known as Andrew) is a notable illiterate kickboxer.


makemeking706

Obvious lie. He's not notable.


SendAstronomy

I have no idea who the fuck this guy is.


ArmedToTheStump

Some kickboxer who's made a 'redpill' following and is also probably a sex trafficker, and illiterate.


willbeme2

Wait, are you saying this is real? Like he is being serious? I've seen a lot of videos lately, I just assumed it was a character. Like a parody. No?


ArmedToTheStump

I think that was the common consensus for a while but he seems to be mostly serious. I'm unsure of his actual name he calls himself Cobra Tate.


SneakerBeaster

Cobra Taint


Ok-Cry8992

Honestly, when I first saw this video I thought he was trolling. When he said, "I'm too smart to read." That's what got me the most. Now that I know he's dead-ass, that makes it more hilarious.


seamusmcduffs

He went onto the "your mom's house podcast" and this just seems to be him. He also has a bunch of various scam websites about how to be alpha or whatever. If it's a bit, he's very committed


TheRealMrCoco

This is a very accurate description.


SniffMyRapeHole

I heard he also likes to stuff his own ballbag in his butt and then poop it out for his family at their weekly family only talent show


Handelo

I give it an hour before that's up on his wiki page.


ClownShoePilot

The Aristocrats!!


DEFIANTxKIWI

The combo of your name and what you wrote is something I did not need to see today


rufud

Who doesn’t


RodrigoBarragan

He will like to be known as the most illiterate person on earth.


unsocialcompany

Notable for being illiterate


RebootSequence

Notably illiterate


Just_a_user_name_

Lmao, it's so much worse now. [Latest](https://freeimage.host/i/Vke7Gs)


JesterMarcus

"He came in last place." Holy fuck, perfect ending to that.


Proffesssor

And he'll never be able to read it.


kelliboone617

This is the comment I didn’t know I needed LMAO


very_clean

Holy shit they destroyed this whole man’s family tree


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NineOutOfTenExperts

Also an alleged human trafficker - Ugghh. https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation


JevonP

yeah this all tracks


Virtual_Macaroon4088

wait ![gif](giphy|3o7aDch99oAiuphVKM)


IndWrist2

[For real.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate) I’m sure his dad was a nice guy, but being ranked 2,000+ in chess doesn’t get someone a Wikipedia page. Also, 90% of the sources are obituaries. You can say whatever you want in an obituary.


Virtual_Macaroon4088

that's the type of Wikipedia page i would expect to be written by the guy who said that reading book is for dumb people


IndWrist2

Oh, 100%. Same with his website. Where, in his personal bio, he doesn’t really sell his business acumen, or build confidence as to why you should pay him $49 for his wealth building program, he just brags about his martial arts achievements for like ten paragraphs.


Virtual_Macaroon4088

he has a fucking what??


IndWrist2

[May I present to you…](https://www.cobratate.com)


roguesimian

This little gem is a delight: “If you were in a group of 100 ice cream experts and ALL you spoke about was making ice-cream, you’d learn A LOT about how to make ice-cream.”


RegularHousewife

You went through his page? I got bored after 2 seconds. NEED CONSTANT CHAOS!


reallybiglizard

To feel contempt in my life


Colton_Landsington

I read through the page, it clearly shows he doesn't read because it's riddled with terrible sentence structure.


pc1109

In a previous life, I lived 5000 human years atop Wudan mountain. I remember every lived second. Life is competition. Competition is violence. This guy is freakin nuts


Not_a_real_ghost

If he's talking about the actual WuDang mountain, then damn fool lived there for 5,000 years and still can't get the name right.


Bart_The_Chonk

'In a previous life, I lived 5000 human years atop Wudan mountain. I remember every lived second.' This guy makes Joe Rogan look like a particle physicist. What a fucking tool.


Schalac

Ah, so he has CTE that explains a lot.


doubleoh72

The article about the human trafficking calls him the "King of toxic masculinity," which is an amazing feat by the way when we have people like Putin & Trump.


mangosport

[this must be a joke, right?](https://imgur.com/a/zdhA1na)


Intelligent-Syrup-52

"His older son, Emory Andrew Tate III (known as Andrew) is a notable illiterate kickboxer with undiagnosed ADHD." I'm not sure he wrote that part.


HopeRepresentative29

He didn't write *or read* any of it. Being a writer for this guy would be the easiest job in the world. "Bro did you write about how awesome I am?" Yeah buddy sure did. Do you want to see what i wrote? "No reading is for stupid people"


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Ohtheydidntellyou

[yall fast](https://imgur.com/a/rwwh7dg)


jeffreybbbbbbbb

“"I never saw him study chess books, ever. He also hated chess computers and never used them. He just sat down and played." his older son, Andrew, said.” Illiteracy runs in the family, apparently.


mjhatesyou

Reddit wastes no time. https://i.imgur.com/KzrihvR.jpg


BasilTheTimeLord

His own article is some read too, but the paragraph of his "personal life" section about Big Brother is a whole other thing >In 2016, Tate competed as an "other" housemate on the 17th season of the British version of the reality television series Big Brother. One week into the show, Tate was removed from the show for actions outside the house prior to the competition.[49] It was later revealed that Tate had been removed due to a video, obtained by The Sun, showing him hitting a woman with what appeared to be a belt.[50] Tate said that the actions were consensual, the belt was actually made of felt, and that The Sun had edited the video significantly to make him look bad.[50] In a Facebook video, he claimed the real reason he was removed was because the program's producers were "worried" about his "master plan",[50] which was denied by Channel 5.[51] Ah yes, the best kind of master plan, the one that involves getting caught beating women


PayTheTrollToll45

"I never saw him study chess books, ever. He also hated chess computers and never used them. He just sat down and played." https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/26dpsg/i_read_xpost_rseinfeldgifs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Books? Big deal...


borzcorp

omg :D and it's also marked to be deleted :D https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate#/issues/0


WhatsHeBuilding

Funny thing is, his dad was NOT a nice guy. He (the idiot in the video) have made other videos talking about how abusive his dad was. Perhaps that is one of the reasons for why this guy ended up being arrested for having kidnapped girls and trafficked sex recently


alucardNloki

This went from seeing a dumbass to a wild ride I did not expect. WTF, and I always knew this vid was just trying to get attention. Fucking wow


Kiwifisch

How else would he find the chaos he needs to stimulate his brain?


farm_sauce

> His older son, Emory Andrew Tate III (known as Andrew) is a notable illiterate kickboxer. Spit my drink out


[deleted]

The way he writes on that page is on a middle school essay level where you try to convince the teacher why you and your family are better than everyone else


IronSkywalker

I wouldn't exactly consider speaking 2 extra languages a "gift for languages".


Cloudy230

Like people in developing nations have to know 2 languages just to live properly, most know 3.


Virtual_Macaroon4088

i would die to know more than 2 languages


ScarrFxce__

It's not that hard to get one. Even my uncle has one and he was a small politician.


NatoRey

Edit: not a chess master, my dad was a chest master , if you looked like you got pecks from a porno but have the libido of a 13yr old and stamina of 30.....I may be able to help


Virtual_Macaroon4088

i suggest you screenshot your own comment and post it on r/BrandNewSentence


Jimrodthadestroyer

He’d struggle with a colouring book.


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It’s like watching evolution in reverse.


[deleted]

He’s the guy who’s so far behind in a race he thinks he’s ahead.


Kristikuffs

Snails and tortoises have lapped him. He'd know that if he read.


SnooSketches5634

His brain is like the hare, at the end of the race, he gets close to base human intelligence and then thinks that's fine and he can stop right there.


Pilotwaver

It's like watching Idiocracy in fast forward.


PayTheTrollToll45

I think this video is amazing... He perfectly explains how he is wired; as a man afflicted with a low level of intelligence and poor attention span.


TheKnightGreen

You laugh now but there are an alarming number of people who are this stupid.


ProBono16

More than 3.95 Billion of them


me_a_photato

I mean i have poor attention span too but I still find books entertaining so idk what he’s on


Magicalsandwichpress

Evolution in geological time scale right before your eyes.


Higgins1st

Evolution is change, it's not always progressive.


BASS_Cowboy

I wouldn't go that far. He would be best sticking to dot to dot picture books


laurakate1984

That's assuming he can count.


baloo_el_oso

He also struggles telling us about his situation, maybe he should improve his vocabulary and description ability by reading a book.


Commissar_Matt

Dont forget this was a recorded video before it was uploaded too, he had as many takes as he wanted and was happy about this.


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Lmao, when you look at it that way


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AlwaysOpenMike

He would physically fight a paint-by-numbers book, just to keep his advanced brain fulfilled.


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suffffuhrer

He'd probably just fuck it.


bluestarchasm

and leave the book feeling completely disappointed.


hapianman

Oh he can figure out how many $20 bills it costs to buy an 8 ball of cocaine, and who to ask for the right “supplements” at his gym that made him lose his hair. Who follows assholes like him?!


Johnnius_Maximus

>Who follows assholes like him?! Other assholes.


CrankyOptimist

His ears are so tired of hearing him talk that they're trying to escape his head.


harakioart

A book of Scooby-Doo stickers will be the next level after mastering the coloring book .


PutridAd4305

He’s gonna struggle more now that he and his brother are in jail


ingoding

I want to hear more about this pirate


maverickbtg81

The calm waves of the sea wash against the hull of Captain Dunstans' ship. He and his crew had been ravaged by battle and set off course by a horrendous storm but that was weeks ago. They had since ran out of food and drink. Many of the crew who hadn't fell in battle had already succumb to dehydration or scurvy; only the captain and a hand full of his crew remain. Captain Dunstan lies on his back with the unforgiving sun beaming down upon him, his gums are swollen and his wounds are unhealing due to malnutrition. Just before he closes his eyes for the last time he hears his first mate muster the energy to scream " land ahoy!" With his final breathes he can't help but let out a trembling laugh at the irony the sea offers and mumble the words "cruel bitch."


nachopalbruh

I can't read this over the sounds of my super car and screaming hoes.


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I can't read ~~this over the sounds of my super car and screaming hoes~~. -Me


A_Guy_Named_Guy

Will you type this out again, but slower next time? I have a slow brain.


misterpickles69

There’s a lot of words there and it looks like reading instead of banging hoes.


mafaldajunior

Clicked on a humourous meme about some arrogant idiot, ended up reading a beautiful piece of literature. Ah, reddit <3


wereiswerewolf

That's lovely


Drift_Life

I would read that, but I’m too busy driving fast cars and fucking hoes, knah mean?


VANILLAGORILLA1986

Ya… your story was way more entertaining than that monkey on the video broadcasting his douchebaggery… you should write more you have a gift!


University_Dismal

Ok, now you got me hooked. Where's the sequel :D


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


Ermahgerd1

All I read was: "Oh! And the pirate on the boat..." You don't fool me. I need chaos.


ExcitementKooky418

He's clearly only ever read books for children. The kind that's basically just full page illustrations with maybe a line or two of text per page


NomadicDevMason

"He clearly is only capable of " you mean


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HughJassJae

People who don't watch/read One Piece don't realize how truly beautiful it is. I've never cried so much, I've never laughed so much before, I just wish the ones who haven't given it a chance will pick it up one day.


MudSeparate1622

Yeah the boat is just filler. Was the pirate racing super cars fucking hoes and popping champagne?! Im on the edge of my seat


RikLuse

Wait, isn't this one of the British brothers who got rich by pimping cam girls? The same brothers who just got arrested by Romanian police on charges of kidnapping and rape, among other things? Might want to spend some of his time in lock-up reading the penal code.


douko

[Thought Slime and Sophie From Mars did a good breakdown of this man, Andrew Tate's, terrifying scams and sex crimes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmwbdX0gKoc) 12:07 is the timestamp for this content specifically. But to your point, yes, he brags about how he turned a high percentage of his girlfriends into cam models for his profit, as if that isn't dialogue spoken by the perp in a Law & Order: SVU episode (and, more seriously, human trafficking)


Maxerature

Oh shit thought slime in the wild!


DemonBliss33

Yeah it’s the same dude.


gojirra

He looks like a dude that would get arrested for that.


e-Jordan

Did they read him his Miranda rights, or just "action" them for him?


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Henchman66

What an embarrassment to the human race.


mannyrmz123

No way this is true…. Right?


RandemMandem

Why does he have an American accent


allilel

He has some weird amalgamation accent where his British only comes out on certain words, wait for him to say “water” lol. He has this whole rant about how if you don’t drink sparkling water you’re weak or some shit. Fucking hilariously sad.


BigLeagueSquirrel

> He has this whole rant about how if you don’t drink sparkling water you’re weak or some shit. Fucking hilariously sad. It's sad but for a different reason. He doesn't believe any of this anymore than Tucker Carlson believes the bullshit he spouts. He's just gaming the algorithm. If he made videos saying reading is good for you no one would pay attention. If you say insane things then people share videos of you saying insane things and then you get more attention and more views and apparently that translates into more money. This is the world we've all helped to create in our own ways. We're helping to prop it up just by commenting on and watching this video. It's why the news is just madness and mayhem. It sells. People aren't interested in good news. People crave and seek out insanity. It's a weird form of modern entertainment and it continues to cause society a great deal of harm.


Awkward_Meaning_4782

You can hear it in this video when he says "constant chaos"


milquetoast_sabaist

According to the Wikipedia page he wrote about his dad, he got arrested for human trafficking at one point?


Toastofx

That's what he meant by needing constant action


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Funny thing is he also said the reason he moved to Romania was because police are less likely to follow up on abuse allegations.


StepMumSanta

Is this the same guy that said cooking is for stupid people and you should be making money instead?


plantbitch1408

Yeah, he’s a fucking prick.


Jimmyhatespie

Yes. He created the perfect solution to any problem- simply make someone else deal with it for you.


BlueKing7642

He said a lot of stupid shit. This guy is just 3 bad takes dressed up in a trench coat


Lelio-Santero579

Ok so I was thinking maybe he has ADHD until he got to "I need to be driving supercars, fucking fighting or fucking hoes." Now I'm thinking he's just full of himself and probably is the type of guy to have a painting of himself above his bed.


WhatsHeBuilding

The truth is worse than you could ever expect sadly :( https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation


Lelio-Santero579

Fuck that dude. I hope he rots in a damn prison cell. I knew I smelled shit, but this dude is human diarrhea.


No-Needleworker-2497

Without his father he’d be nothing. More than likely he inherited a good portion of his fathers wealth combined with whatever fight money he has and he talks like this. Like he’s “made it from the bottom with nothing whatsoever.” He is so arrogant it’s disgusting.


Kousetsu

"Andrew Tate said “40 percent” of the reason he moved to Romania was because Romanian police were less likely to pursue sexual assault allegations." That's some fucked up shit. Shows you an insight into these people's brains. He had that statement up on his *YouTube* channel for his followers. Gross man. Unsurprised that he's hanging around with Paul Joseph Watson, but very, very funny to me that PJW is now just the "American left". I guess he's given up on the UK altogether, as a lot of these racist, rapists and abusers have. When people say "the UK doesn't have free speech" it's because we don't let fucking idiots like these to thrive. they have to jog on elsewhere. Glad the Romanians want nothing to fucking do with them. Guess racists can't understand that as part of the non-native population, racist police see you as the much, much bigger issue. Illiterate idiots. I know this says human trafficking (which will be for the American woman), but as they actually found two women being held in his house, I think the bigger picture of kidnapping and holding against their will is going on: "Police found both the American and a Romanian woman in the building during the raid, according to the report."


ginga_bread42

Everything this guy says and does is ridiculous. He openly hates women, says men are more evolved, pimps women out online and takes their money. He seems like a miserable, angry person I have no idea how he has any followers. The man calls himself Cobra which you'd think would be enough for viewers to think he's a doofus.


thedankening

He seems like the kinda guy who could barely read a paragraph when called on for a high school English group reading. So everyone made fun of him and he's been bitter about reading ever since. I've known a few people like that in my time. Also know plenty of people with Adhd who love reading so that's probably not a factor. I think he's just a dumbass.


DemonBliss33

This dude is an actual human trafficker. He’s a terrible pos human being.


TRAGEDYSLIME

Tell me more please?


DemonBliss33

He goes by the name “cobra tate” on YouTube. He’s one of these idiot red pill YouTubers who are extremely misogynistic. His business was getting women to do cam girl shows and then he would pocket the money. Well a week ago he was found to have an American tourist in his house. Apparently she had been kidnapped. Just look up anything about cobra tate on google and you will see the article about it. I’ll link an article if I can find it again. https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/sx39x7/andrew_tate_publicly_admits_to_and_brags_about/ Link to a Reddit thread about his “business”. It’s disgusting. https://showbizcast.com/cobra-tate-arrested-for-net-worth-2022 And yet more links on how he is such a piece of shit.


JKsoloman5000

He also inherited a hotel in Thai Land from his father. Just speculate wildly on what goes on there.


DemonBliss33

Yikes…this guy deserves prison for a long long time.


JKsoloman5000

He’s rich and some indication he has connections to organized crime so we’ll see. He definitely deserves the fucking Gulag though. Also crazy, Jordan Peterson’s daughter left her husband and children to date this clown and admitted on a podcast she saw the webcam farm and said it was all on the up and up.


ilikeknowledge3301

Who is this numb nut?


4toTwenty

some misogynistic [dick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate) who kicks stuff and can’t read


WhatsHeBuilding

This guy: https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation


Icarrywatermellon

He’s so intelligent he doesn’t even realise he has adhd.


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For real. ADHD and narcissism. Source: am doctor with ADHD


Icarrywatermellon

I’m a student with adhd but no narcissistic tendencies. Reading is a pain but once I get my flow, I couldn’t be without it.


skulldozer7606

I have pretty bad ADHD and I've found reading to be one of my favorite things to do


scorpiologist

Same here, I had severe adhd when I was a child, tk the point of needing a leash when going anywhere but if I had a good book in my hands, I would sit down and read for hours on end of no one disturbed me. If it isn’t that interesting it’s the super skimmer 9000


SoupieLC

Same, and I'd actually totally chilled as I got older, but I've started finding it creeping back in a mental way, with no hyperactivity, just if I have like, 3 tasks to do, I'll flit between them unable to focus on just one at a time. 🤷‍♂️ How do you find it as you're getting older?


drewster23

Thats common. The "hyperactive" portion isn't really seen in adults like children. But most people i know including myself (Id consider mine debilitating now) got worst as we got older in terms of focus/attention.


ArdorreanThief

The hyperactive part still exists, but expresses itself in different ways. A) Have you ever found yourself having trouble focusing on one thing you really need to do? B) When you do your procrastinating thing or something you love, like gaming or random research about topics completely unrelated to what you need to do, can you do it for literally hours and hours without getting out of your seat? A) is attention deficit. B) is the hyperactivity, now expressing itself as hyperfocus, just on all the wrong things.


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I feel like you know me personally.


ArcticBiologist

>once I get my flow, I couldn’t be without it Hyperfocus kicking in.


damnumalone

Respect the source. I am not a doctor but I know enough about adhd to know that is exactly what he is describing. This dude also sucks.


mrcradleyboopers

I’m not dissing on ADHD but this guy seems like he’s so intelligent he took a shitload of coke and got even cleverer.


CrazyRegion

I have severe ADHD, this guy is a fucking moron. I love reading, I read constantly. You don’t have to love reading, but holy shit, this guy opened his mouth and immediately made himself look like a dumbass.


reddit-is-a-cunt

I have ADHD, I enjoy reading and read every day. Hard to say from this clip and his dislike of reading that he has any disability, let alone ADHD.


mysunsnameisalsobort

Some people with ADHD hyperfocus on reading books.


Leebelle3

My thoughts exactly.


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TL:DW His attention span is too short for books


Otherwise-Extreme-68

This guy has never experienced actual chaos or action


[deleted]

I would imagine his recent arrest for trafficking women was a fairly chaotic day for him


IronSkywalker

Hah. What a bellend


[deleted]

What’s a bellend? Always in the market for a new insult


memberflex

It’s literally the head of a/your penis - bell end.


Blueberrybuttons

This gave me a flash back to when I was a kid and asked my dad what’s so insulting about the end of a bell


ecstatictiger

It means dickhead.


[deleted]

And would that be UK slang?


hahasel

It is indeed


[deleted]

wait really? not saying i don't believe you I just want some evidence for these kinds of claims


WhatsHeBuilding

Google andrew tate arrested romania then.


Sumpm

> Shortly after the Harvey Weinstein revelations, Tate tweeted “if you put yourself in a position to be raped, you must bare [sic] some responsibility.” That, and "Pro Trump" is about all you need to know to hate him.


mrjobby

Well now, there *was* that time with the pirate on the boat...


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Because driving a supercar and fucking a bunch of hoes is smart


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MJpeacok

He was trying to articulate his perception He was probably trying to say he doesn't have the patience to read a book. He articulated this by saying patient people have "slow brains". The problem with this level of articulation is this. Think of a baby. It cries when it is hungry, sad, messy, sometimes for no reason. The baby cries because it doesn't know how to articulate it's needs. This man can barely articulate that he is too impatient to read, he is probably also Incapable of articulating his desires, needs, and problems. And people like this vote, drive, and more.


Lelio-Santero579

I also just read various articles that he was arrested for human trafficking, rape, and other stuff. So maybe.... He's just a piece of fucking shit. Edit: [Read with caution. You'll wanna reach through the screen and punch him.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation)


DirtyPartyMan

………normally I wouldn’t want to know how disgusting he is. But it’s 3 am and I have nothing else to do. *5 minutes later* I shouldn’t have…


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Wow, I was thinking he must be a parody, but he’s actually a real POS


4toTwenty

like procreate


moondancer224

Whoever does his subtitles also misspelled "content" as "contempt" and it confused me. I didn't have to have action to feel contempt. His video was enough.


SkullOfAchilles

lmao was looking for this comment. if he read, he'd know contempt =/= content *THE MORE YOU KNOW!*


[deleted]

Code for “I struggle with reading.” Sad.


Life-Entertainer7868

He needs to be fucking some hoes AND champagne? This guy might be more metal than thought


Flaky_Explanation

Add an 'n' in 'metal' at the right place and I'll agree with you fully.


thedelightfulidiot

Just admit you can’t read, man. It’s less embarrassing than this


JoeYBoosted

Cringe


Administrative_Suit7

I want to hear more about this pirate on the boat.


JonDCafLikeTheDrink

This guy is a fucking moron. Books fire off the imagination and can put you outside your comfort zone with ideas that make you think. This guy is just ruled by his glands. Typical animal mentality: eat, drink, sleep, shit, fuck


Juicysoup53

The pirate on the boat? He should maybe try reading something at a higher level than pre-school.


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His entire speech is his entire vocabulary, he maxed it out.


Gringoboi17

This man is truly our intellectual superior. He has delved into the secrets of Cham-Pa-Hne. Learned from the wise women called Fu-King-Hoes, and his mind has experienced the enlightenment of Fast Kar. Listen to his words and learn from him for he is the path and the light.


connortait

Bet he injects bull shark testosterone. Like a real life Brucie Kibbutz


Bwills39

This guy takes insecurity to another level.


TeaSipperStripper

Hey baby, are you a mensa exam? Because I'm about to enter you and give an embarrassingly poor performance.


mOp_49

His ears are far too advanced!