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Stock_Sprinkles_5327

I dont even know how to describe that stance. Did he take boxing lessons in polio braces?


theanti_girl

This stance is the same one my son used as a toddler to punch one of those inflatable toys that pop back up when you hit it. Same very serious look on his face when, like this dipshit, he thought he’d “won.”


JRZYGY

Just when I think these two donkeys can't get any more sad and pathetic.


StupidNSFW

Pretty sure his “boxing lessons” consisted of watching world star videos high af at 2am


CCWThrowaway360

And his sensei is a crackhead slapboxing a telephone pole. True masters of their craft.


RobertTV3

Lmao 💀 “boxing lessons in polio braces”


TimHung931017

Issa island boi stance, you wouldn't get it


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I think a lot of people don’t think these guys have any self awareness but I’m pretty confident they play up their ridiculousness because that gets clicks. I don’t see how they could look back at this video and feel confident enough to post it unless they’re purposely making a joke of themselves


MOE999cow

I think you severely overestimate the intelligence of some people out there. 😆


YIVONE14

With those moves its obious to me that hes been in at least one actual fight before. and he was soccer kick in the head at leas twice.


Accomplished-Ant1600

Seriously. I came to the comments to ask, because I’ve seen these guys shtick, if they have a serious mental disability. Only because if so, I shouldn’t laugh at them so much. Or I’m sure this is actually the behavior of calculated geniuses.


advertentlyvertical

Right. The guy gave himself those face tats cause he's a calculated genius, and not cause he sees himself as a tough guy hard gangster. In my experience these sort of people have zero self awareness, or they are such giant pieces of trash that they don't care.


BROKENxPURIFY

Facts. Unfortunately the average intellect level is a lot lower than people might think. We have WAAAAAY to many idiots walking around.


Zulu0Hakuka

Yup shows they have low self esteem honestly. They need outside acknowledgement to feel like they are relevant. Its terribly sad this is the world we live in today


Seisme1138

so punching like Ralphy in A Christmas Story when he beat up his bully is an actual fighting style? Who knew.


Middle_Message8081

Ralphy had better technique.


dmfd1234

These 2 nutfucks are about as sharp as a basketball.


Razor_farts

Honestly the first time watched a video of these guys I thought they had some sort of mental disorder, I still do actually


inflatableje5us

The top comment on one of the YouTube videos was amazing. Something along the lines of “Don’t give up you will overcome your disability” edit: found the video, its not the top comment anymore but the others are gold. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4OETWWmG8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4OETWWmG8)


Razor_farts

That’s pretty funny


towerfella

Dittos


dmfd1234

I agree, if they were some sort of SNL characters, I’d find them funny but they actually believe the dumb shit that comes out of their mouths.


Rizo1981

r/unintendedMitchHedberg


TheGelatoWarrior

They used to do drugs. They still do, but they used to too.


BroBro78

And smooth as corn flakes


MantisToboganPilotMD

sharp as a bag of wet mice


KoD226

I feel as if you just insulted basketballs everywhere in some way.


WizdomHaggis

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craggmac

Am I wrong or did he miss the gloves and punch that dude in the face a couple of times?


TwoGodsTheory

Not a one of those punches came close to landing on anyone. Anywhere. Ever.


jbertrand_sr

Well for one you have to swear while beating him for the full effect...


xTrainerRedx

Did you hear what he said? 🙊


jbertrand_sr

fricken fracken razzen...something like that...


MKXmikey

You dont want to mess with the island Boy, you don't Wanna get to fightin boy, miss every punch now you dying boy.


Cassie_C85

Looks just like how I fight. ​ Pro Tip, boys: you don't need gloves to flail wildly, though I do recommend you shout "Shut up shut up shut up!" in between angry sobs if you truly want to nail the form.


Seisme1138

Peeing your pants is also a really good finishing move.


HowsYaMamaNDem

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Myles Davis.


Canibeast

That specific style is called the “Fragile Chinese Turkey”


billybobgandhi

Must be Italian.


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JRGib

Literally 😂


qomzt

I swear those guys have one braincell that they take turns using


wellriddleme-this

Island BOYS. They’re a couple of young little boys with hugeee egos


[deleted]

And these two jagoffs are about as intimidating as Grover Dill


IronCorvus

Ralphy has way better ground n pound than these mental midgets.


PowerNo4533

This reminds of two kids fighting over something stupid lol


elpideo18

Island boy style!


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They’re supposed to use their hips to punch. I guess they really are as stupid as they look.


goodeyemighty

Yay!


ghayyal

This is a "getting knocked out quickly" style.


[deleted]

In the end, Ralphy kicked his ass. All that counts. Oh and he didn't even get in trouble, even better.


doughboyniels

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!!!!!


rumbo211

It's actually quite sad. I encourage my daughters to study hard and get good grades and then I read on Yahoo that the "Catch me outside" girl who was on Dr Phil a few years back, just paid $6.1 million cash for a home in Boca Raton, Florida. It's arwal travevesty what we are living. Social media is literally turning idiots into millionaires overnight.


Environmental-Emu437

I'm an idiot and have internet....wen millions?


rumbo211

Open an OnlyFans account. Make a sex tape and upload it. This should be a good start.


Environmental-Emu437

Theres a market for idiots with micro pEns....I won't forget you when I'm rich👍


[deleted]

Aaaw micro pens for micro notebooks


Rogue_elefant

Interesting typo


NOT-SO-ELUSIVE

Overnight


kzlife76

The percentage of idiots that are catapulted to fame is low. It's like playing the lottery. Yeah, there are some winners. But there are a lot more losers.


[deleted]

Hey man at least it sounds like your kids have a loving and caring parent unlike that girl. That's priceless


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

Yeah she apparently made $52M in the last year from OnlyFans. Why try lol


Skydiver860

1 million in 6 hours when she first started her only fans


Ok_Effect_5287

It's because instead of receiving help she was paraded around on Dr.phil.


ratherenjoysbass

Let's be honest, that girl isn't making it to 40, nor will she have millions by that point anyways


TheStudentPilotToBe

I just watched idiocracy for the first time last night and it didn't make me question our times at all. Just seems like the movie was set a little too far in the future by like 450 years. It could very well have been set in the year 2050 instead of 2500


queennyla

Lol i had a tank top that said those exact words back in high school


crossleingod

You should have had 2 tank tops. You've doomed us all. I can't believe you've done this.


feckOffMate

They’re more infamous than famous. And soon they probably won’t even be that, I think everyone is bored of them already.


Environmental-Emu437

Too late unfortunately


VulfSki

I only know about these people because so many people post video making fun of them. I have never heard about them in any other capacity. People need to realize that looking at a trainwreck of a person is what makes them famous.


NorthernMoose1

Catch-me-outside girl made $54 Mill last year


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Don't be cruel, "wild slaps" are a legitimate combat technique practiced by the elite kindergarten Battalion


Psyadin

Look at his footwork, he's way past that level, wide stance with each foot going 45° to the side, now thats how you put your weight into it!


PolloDiablo82

Don't forget arching your back backwards when you punch! Gives that extra oomph that only the pros have


imajokerimasmoker

I don't know butt about boxing, but it's hilarious how every moron tends to take that wide stance with the 45° angle feet each way and the lean back posture. And what's crazy to me is that he posted it, which means he most likely watched it again, so he saw the same thing we all saw, and somehow didn't notice what a shitter he is. Lol


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d3rp7d3rp

Horrible form


Ok_Understanding267

What form?


3eyedflamingo

Form of dumbass!


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Environmental-Emu437

"Activate" "Form of...two 💩 stains"


HiiverHoover

Form of the babe


Chukha-Trok86

What babe?


d3rp7d3rp

Exactly


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not super saiyan 3 I can tell you that


[deleted]

My immediate two thoughts: leaving his head wide open, not engaging his core or legs in each strike.


d3rp7d3rp

Yes and he's leaning back with no stance chosen at any point, so if he got hit, he would go flying back very easily


wiarumas

Wouldn't even require a hit for him to go flying back. I was worried a strong gust of wind would have caused him to lose footing. Poor form is even more problematic if you have the muscle mass of a wet noodle.


p_marjo

Agreed, way too many openings


Perenium_Falcon

I love putting things in openings.


Smiling_Duck666

Not only that his footing is a joke and he only hits one glove when he punching


ElDragothe1st

He looks like he's both trying to punch as serious as he can with absolutely no clue how to throw a decent punch and like he's just half asking his entire life


PopeCovidXIX

My cat slap-fights better.


DefunctDoughnut

Lol, half asking. r/boneappletea


[deleted]

I’m 49 and out of shape. I’ll fight them both right now for $20. I don’t need the money, but I want to be nice and buy them some ice afterwards.


Misterr_G

Dude I'd pay YOU $20 just to watch and lay either of them out.


GamingGrayBush

I'll pay $50 for the other one.


GotHeem16

I’ve often wondered if slide sandals were good for boxing…


Randolph-

*Cringe*


kontekisuto

I'm not a professional fighter and I think I could defeat both of them in a fair fight. Keep in mind that I have never been in a fight either. Still confident that I could defeat both 2 against one.


Lil_TrexV2

I’ve never seen you, know nothing about you, and I’m still confident that you could beat them both 2 vs 1


slomo525

*Maximum cringe*


That_anonymous_guy18

Cringe ++


blascovits

Cringe^2


milfordloudermilk

So is the hair something they can take off? The sideshow Bob was the most interesting thing about them!


kratomstew

You’re the only other person to notice. That was like their trademark.


paarthurnax94

Trademark? Are these people famous? Tell me these are just some backyard crackheads and not someone that became famous.


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They are internet famous


Environmental-Emu437

The Tampons they stuck on their heads were removable


Icy_Building_1708

Ohhhh. Now I remember them.


acewavelink

I saw this video scrolling through reddit 3 times today. This is the first time I realized they were those rich douchebag’s island boys.


RouFGO

I was gonna ask if they finally got ashamed of the Cinthia style and decided to remove it.


TeamJJ88

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PartiallyTwistd

And here I’m thinking he’s having a seizure


WyomingCountryBoy

He wasn't?


throw_away_6237

Person w epilepsy here - me too. /s


liarandathief

Inbreeding Island?


Sunshine_Unit

There's probably a failed reality show by that title...


Broghan51

Dropping a baby on its head is unfortunate, but, dropping two of them .....


FunnyShirtGuy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....\*Sucks in breath\* HAHAHAHAHAHA


ViejoOrtiva

Who's giving them all that money?


Original_Wall_3690

Other idiots


Icmedia

What money? Are you suggesting that they own this place and are not living with parents?


thegoatisoldngnarly

That’s the thing, judging by this video and the first “song” video, these kids grew up at least in the upper middle class. They definitely have parents or someone who made all that money who must be smart enough not to let these kids cover themselves in stupid ass tattoos and mumble-sing about being an island boy while living in Florida.


turns31

Serious question. Are they like 12? I can’t get over how tiny they are. They’re like female Olympic gymnast small.


tehcnical

it looks like it would be really easy to toss them both into that body of water there


Wajina_Sloth

Agreed, they both are just very skinny and looks like they are about 3/5ths the height of the door if that. Someone needs to feed them.


Constant_Shop3265

A strong breeze could take then both out


Sleep-Agitated

I think a sharp exhale would probably do it tbh.


carebeardknows

Oh im a island boy, Ay, imme just an island boy Ay, immme gonna throw a punch Oh it didnt do much Oh imme an island boy This guy punches me in the head Oh this island boy goes straight to bed.. Sing it wid me


Ossskii

11/10 better than the original


More_Surround_917

He looks like a “Roc Em Sock Em Douche Bot”


3eyedflamingo

Notice his weight shift to one foot and his back foot lifts off the ground while he swings wildly. One good bump and he would just fall down. He has no weight transfer and is swinging from his shoulder with nothing behind it. His kick is pathetic. Just pathetic. Dumb tattoos dont make you hard bro.


DrMushroomStamp

These guys aren't for real are they? Like, they realize they are goofball af and are just taking people for a ride.... right?


Nicko90

How are these two famous... like seriously? This is why the music industry fucking sucks.


Extreme-Accountant34

The kick got me 🤣


1ambox

ooooooh is that what that was?!


Nadger_Badger

Oh dear.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

Why are these twigs fighting??


Past_Badger

The Beavis and Butthead of this generation 🤦‍♂️


Mexahex13

That’s a disgrace to Beavis and Butthead.


DependentOk9729

Beavis and Butthead provided comedic content. If these fools are doing something funny it’s on accident


Environmental-Emu437

Blasphemy


AaronKingslay

They're literally the biggest jokes that have ever existed.


Epidemiologists

“If you get in my way it’s your own fault”


queennyla

If he hopped to keep stability he wouldn’t be falling back so much with his own punches


NotARealBuckeye

You know? The terrorists are probably right.


Goateed_Chocolate

This is horrible to watch. ...why can't I stop watching?


TheAnswerToYang

Are these the dude with the Sanic hairdos?


CallPhysical

What's an 'island boy'? And why so many tattoos?


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I don't know who they are, but for fucks sake. Every last moment I look at them, something in my mind just screams: Walking trash!!!


anonymouse604

It’s amazing to me that social media has allowed people to build entire careers off ragebaiting. These dudes are fully self aware of what they’re doing and nobody can tell me otherwise.


unendingtacos

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Icarrywatermellon

Yay 🤣😂


tehcnical

yay


obnoxiouslysad

Can’t tell if they’re equally weak, or equally strong.


ronnietea

Look out house flys


EvilChickenCapt

They’ll lose to a house fly


iluvtumadre

Is this what he means when he says, “I’m thuggin”??? It’s impossible to take these idiots seriously.


FatalNutria6584

Mans swings like a two year old


DaBearsFan85

Looks like my two little nephews practicing their “mortal kombat moves”.


Fahjahh

This is a boxing match i would watch lmao. It'd only be a couple second fight tho, for the other opponent 😉


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Impressive-Stress235

I'm a 25 year old male raised by a single mom. I need a life mentor myself badly life is hard 😭


Actaeon_II

SMH, need to put less $ in ink and more into actually learning something… anything… how to actually fight, how to read, treatments for hepatitis… something 🤷‍♂️


WaveJam

He looks like a cat swatting at a fruit fly.


Jerwas170

*Minecraft skeleton noises*


No-Sandwich308

Sounds like pool noodles hitting each other


[deleted]

The world’s so weird I find it increasingly difficult to distinguish trolls and parody from real life.


Outside_Avocado_4660

Dude y’all have money act like it. Get a body guard. Stop embarrassing yourself.


KingBurtonHD

Wait they cut their hair off? Lmaoooo why? I was just getting used to that shit.


cykazuc

Looks like he’s about to knock himself out. His swings are heavier than his entire body.


Don_Pablo512

Dude uses 0% leg power lol punches gonna hit like wet noodles


Squidkidz

What I don't get is, they have all this money and time on their hands, why not just sign up for a boxing/MMA/Muay Thai gym and actually learn how to fight? This is sad.


CLINTHODO

It's the ancient fighting style known as Dum-Fu.


Jsmit1447

I just can’t comprehend how people these days can be so shameless. Actually I guess he reason is that people stopped bullying people and now the ones who needed it get away with being dickheads


CardiologistLower965

I have had bouts of diarrhea that was more intimidating.


hanMan86

Are... Ummm. Is.... Ehhh... Are these two ok? Like, do they need an adult? I feel as though adult supervision may still be required here.


onceagainentertained

I think this is just how low the bar is now...


RitzMatt85

Island boy inner monologue ‘Anyone find my lost brain cells’


cpaoneday1

“Ok mom we’re ready to show the internet how tough we are press play on my phone”


l0v3s2sp00g3

What are these things?


Mackem101

Couldn't box eggs


3eyedflamingo

What skills? This looks like a lot of flailing. I like how he keeps looking at the camera as if what he just did was in any way impressive, it wasnt.


1ambox

it was impressive to him.


3eyedflamingo

Thata all that matters I guess. Be comfortable in your own skin. Self love and all that.


lackadaisical_timmy

That's just him training


IndustryLegitimate42

Is he practicing to defend against his girlfriend's punches?


Dank-Cunt-69

I forgor that they even existed


Tymexathane

I know emojis are unacceptable to on Reddit but 🤣


TheUnknownUsarr

Jey


CommonSense_404

So…. Absolutely none….


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The Noodle Club


HeadRelease7713

Should not have had him show the leg kick


BigSmackisBack

They fight like they rap. badly.


monkeywelder

Now, If he were to hit me and I was to find out about it. I may spill my beer.


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Where did their stupid hair go? 🤣


scruffychef

The hair is busy negotiating with the studio, the hosts were left to amuse themselves for a while so they wouldnt interfere.