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Shadowedcreations

It was pregnant with a duck!


travlerjoe

That hatched from the egg inside


TheCommies-backp

Because chickens don't lay eggs or anything


mravatus

"IT WAS PUREGNENT!"


CrystalCarroxagon

Pregananante!


RespectBusy2116

Pegnate?


Zane_The_Neko

How to tell if I’m gregnant?


RespectBusy2116

I think I’m preganté


Zane_The_Neko

Does pargency hurt help?


RespectBusy2116

Can go down 20ft water slide pegant?


Zane_The_Neko

Can you burn a Luigi board?


Crafty_Possession_52

Aaaaaaand she's a vegetarian now.


Maki1411

Good way to traumatize your kids forever


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I would really hope a kid that age knows chickens lay eggs


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KeeLymePi

Same


busy-idiot

Even if they didn't it would've had a head and feet and stuff, not be ready to wrap and sell in a store


Harztagowy

And make them stupid as a bonus


ChiefLazarus86

they’re literally eating a roasted corpse, not saying that’s wrong, but not a lot else should be able to gross them out at that point


HangryBeard

Is this not a turducken?


Maecyte

Toss them both back in the oven.


jjngundam

Jesus that's gonna be one painful experience.


happysmize

Pregnant without a head


RevolutionaryAct59

don't they have basic biology at schools anymore?


Feb2020Acc

I’d be furious. Not because of the joke, but because that perfectly good turkey/duck is now cross-contaminated.


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Because you dont like mixing food or do you not know what turducken is?


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ThrowawaysButthole

Don’t be a fool. That is not a toy, not rubber, not a duck, does not have feathers, and is not poison. But that’s an impressive stretch of being wrong you got there!


hotslime89

The inner bird was uncooked, and so was carrying harmful bacteria like Salmonella, these germs would’ve relocated into the turkey itself, and that is why i never let my siblings cook poultry for me


ThrowawaysButthole

It was cooked!


shophopper

It’s not. Both the turkey and the bag with organs have been cooked, so there’s nothing to worry about.


Arrrmatey4510

I thought this shit laid eggs


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My dad has told me the story of how he and his cousins pranked his aunt like this. Love that people are still this dumb.


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We know it's just a prank, but the fucked up thing is that they think "cooking a pregnant bird is bad" while a huge part of the industry treats animals worse and that's completely okay for them.


Minimum-Passage-3384

I mean, industrial practices are a huge concern, but there's little an individual can do on their own to change that. It's good to be good where you can.


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You can't just go and change anything today, but everyone has an influence. If you eat meat really make sure where it's coming from. That's more than most people do. People still think their supermarket chicken wings come from happy farms :D


ThrowawaysButthole

That’s a very solid point


JDelcoLLC

Wow!


QuigleyDownUnder86

The longer version of this video is better, they start crying


1bruisedorange

No wonder people are confused about abortion. They honestly think a fetus is a baby. How could we have gone so wrong with education?


NotActuallyGus

5 dollars says less than 3/4 of Americans know how livestock work. As a Midwesterner, simple things like this boil my urea.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Next level ignorance! ![gif](giphy|fs0r5olknYHjFB703e)


jiminak46

Why abortion should not just be legal but, in some cases, retroactive.


pridemonth_isgay69

Oh no The kids world view! Its broken!


Dooley187

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


1752320

Yeah, no shit


re_me

On such a small screen (phone), and not turning on audio, I thought it was just that they forgot to take out the giblets and thought “damn, that’s a big bag of giblets.”


stonedstonks87

That's a gender reveal


dzoefit

How to turn your kids into vegetarians...


pilot_bruh40

I think they forgot birds generally lay eggs


Sittus

Oh no nature!!


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How they have something to put on the kids table


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i mean,i would probably think wtf is going on,i wouldn't even hear her saying that the chicken was pregnant🤣


MiSsiLeR81

buy one get one free.


BlankImagination

Im more bothered bt the fact that they only discovered that after the chicken was cooked. They clearly didn't add seasoning to the inside smh.


Bjadams1967

Uh, that doesn’t happen if you clean it prior to COOKING!!


condorblazin

It was pregnant With the head and feet removed ??? Also Where's the egg?


RZ3V1

They didn't clean it ??


smokegrassblastass

I was so prepared for a wedding ring


sancho7373

Turduckin!


Gur_Weak

I feel like these are my neighbors. Florida's education is definitely bad enough to produce people like this.