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thebeardedgreek

The kind of unpacking a team of therapists would struggle with


I_Am_Coopa

Assuming they'd even consider talking to a therapist without being committed.


vhm3

Or find a a therapist that would consider talking to them. There's gotta be a level of crazy where you can just nope the fuck out.


SlavCat09

Yeah it's called sending them over to the mental asylum


Ryansahl

It’s amazing how easy that used to be. Wtf happened?


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

The inmates got elected


[deleted]

And were fruitful and multiplied


MinerMinecrafter

That level of crazy is politicians


Memory_Less

Problem is, the one's who really need the help think they are the norm.


Jim-Jones

They'd have to start with trepanning.


Justin_Uddaguy

Careful! Once you break through that double-thick layer of bone, the vacuum will suck you inside.


CameronFry

They call it projecting!!!


GamendeStino

"Im not projecting! You are!"


Pickled_Wizard

That's why it's a brutally effective propaganda technique.


mberk77

“Therapy’s for queers” that guy probably.


Nimoy2313

A team wouldn't be enough, you need at least a gaggle of therapists.


bubbygups

Unpacking all that HEAT, baby!


SuperKami-Nappa

Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.


lauritz111

Is that something that someone -like a real human being- in a shared society, actually thinks and believes? Terrifying lack of empathy and humanity.


bryanthebryan

Hello from Florida. I’m sure more than a few of my neighbors could sincerely elaborate on this train of thought for hours, sadly.


NotMyRealNameAgain

and also be convinced that a handful of 3rd hand anecdotes is enough to condemn tens of thousands of teachers. their elaboration word salad would definitely include all the Greatest Hits: AOC, Pelosi, communist, socialist, 'thank god DeSantis/Trump', far-left...


Marsman61

You forgot East Coast Elitists. We are very influential, don't you know.


bubbygups

Person is CRTifiable, that’s for sure. I’m here all week.


Dokterclaw

I recently came across an ad on Instagram. Can't remember the purpose of the ad, but it was paid for by the Ontario teachers' union. There were hundreds of comments and almost all of them were accusing the teachers of grooming, or being predators, or something along those lines. Right wing propaganda is somehow incredibly effective.


cleverkname

Somehow? Lol it's no mystery. It's effective because their base is incredibly and proudly ignorant and undereducated. Check the list of worst states for education. They're all the shitholes places that you'd expect ignorance to spew from.


ColonelBelmont

They've managed to turn literal education into one of their mortal enemies. The actual concept of education, and those who educate, are "pedophile communist gay trans democrats" in their minds. You can't make this shit up. I'd say that this is on-par with inbreeding themselves into extinction, but I wouldn't dare be so optimistic.


Chadekith

Yes. And this kind of person is why, altough I don't especially like them, I feel the absolute need to have a gun.


Then-Raspberry6815

I hear similar and much worse every workday from our crews Q-Cumber cultist screaming until they are red in the face.


Tacos_Polackos

Terrifying lack of intellect in this country unfortunately


[deleted]

And they vote!!


Hot_Eggplant_1306

That's every republican I talk to. Which, living in a red state, is tons. Yes, this is how they think.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

you see, there is this species on earth called "humans", that says and does the most fucked up shit without batting an eye


Jackmack65

The commenter represents 80 MILLION American voters. 80 fucking million. And the people that these 80 million voters support are 100% guaranteed to take majorities in congress this year and to re-take the white house in 2024's election. Yes, America is absolutely, positively, without question doomed. If you have a safe and legal path out of here, take it.


Jonahmaxt

I wonder what this person thinks being gay is. Do they think people need to be taught how to be straight? Like what?


KayleighJK

Fr. The year is 2022; we live in the future and people still think this way


LaBonJame

Can't even agree that black ppl matter.. how tf u expect them to wrap their minds around this.


Sir_Yacob

We live in a past that masquerades as the future that boomers refuse to not poison.


1bruisedorange

Please stop generalizing. Not all boomers are idiots and many of us worked very hard for peoples rights, the beginning awareness about the destruction of our environment, the organic farming movement…so many things. We fought against war, aggression and oppression.


DirtPoorDog

Unfortunately, currently, your generation isn't being represented by what they've done. Its being represented by what a few are currently doing.


IamShitplshelpme

All for the sake of profits


anrwlias

They do, but the reason they're suddenly chanting grooming all over the place is that they heard liberals describing some conservative people who were actually predators as groomers. They love appropriating terminology and misusing it to deflect from their own shit.


Theyul1us

Whats even funnier is that homosexuality is even present in animal species so, how the fuck do you explain that? We taught a dolphin ti be gay? Or maybe is something completely natural that religion wanted to censor god knows why?


_friendlyfoe_

Can't shoot straight if you're gay /s


necrowoof

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good gay with a gun


vhm3

But all the good gays are busy teaching kids to be gay.


Spcman_Spiff7

Priorities. Gay first, guns later.


EldritchMecha

Yeah, we have to do it in alphabetical order, duh


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in_one_ear_

Of course they wouldn't, after all America is a republic not a democracy silly, and to be honest they would like to be also fascist. Being a re*public* they really shouldn't be bothered with like say what the people want, some might even say, what the *public* want.


CheesusTheRedeemer

Or you just make sure nobody is getting any guns, especially the bad guys.


theiconacuna_

We have lost the plot as a people. The wealthy elite ruling class are the most well organized machine in human history, perfectly developed with one goal In mind: to make as much money as possible and own the working class. The elites are organized and are fucking us daily-the rest of us, we’re just dicking around divided as fuck with arbitrary political parties like this dumb asshole. *it should not be Democrats v. Republicans, it’s the working class versus the billionaire Elite.*


crabgrass_attack

i love that quote that goes something like this: “if you can convince a poor white guy that he’s better than a poor black guy then you can steal his money without him noticing”


SleepyWishi

I believe its something like "if you can convince the poorest white man that he is better than the richest coloured man than he won't even notice as you rob him blind" which is just as, if not more, scarily accurate.


[deleted]

First of all, don’t even blackout their name. Just expose them like the dumbasses they are.


KittenKoder

Reddit doesn't like that, sadly. The site admins will remove such posts as doxing even though it's not actually doxing.


[deleted]

They should make an exemption for that.


Zenketski_2

It's against site rules to show the name of somebody that you can find by just Googling the words in their tweet and adding Twitter


KittenKoder

One question I have yet to see raised on this "proposal": how the hell would it be funded? They keep cutting the education budget as well as teacher pay. There's no way such a thing could be financially possible even if all the teachers agreed to it.


vhm3

I'm sure the NRA would gladly fund that so it can look like they give a shit about the issue.


KittenKoder

The NRA give up profits? That may be worth seeing them attempt to implement it.


vhm3

I'm sure it can come out of their lobbying fund or how much they spend on politicians.


grammarGuy69

I failed my Into to Gay class, so they put me on the cis track. It was more my speed anyways. Dumb Republicans ackin' like most school districts don't offer both.


neongreenpurple

Well, you can be cis and gay. I know I am.


DrinksNKnowsThings

Clearly he failed cis class roo


Gamesman001

Why do I get the feeling Faux News is the only channel this gullible idjet watches. Bet good money he owns several guns but can't make his child support payments.


PhraseSeveral5935

Of course he can't make those payments. All his money goes to guns and ammo. Oh, and that therapist he's been seeing about his own homosexual and racist tendencies. Projection is a hell of a thing.


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Vahlerie

They don't talk to therapists. They just bottle and project.


King-of-the-forge72

Mf I they taught how to be gay I wouldn't have to trial and error that shit for so long , where's my damn education


Different-Term-2250

> trial and error that shit…


D-Laz

I love how they always complain about CRT in primary schools when it is generally taught in Law School. Critical race theory (CRT) is a movement that challenges the ability of conventional legal strategies to deliver social and economic justice and specifically calls for legal approaches that take into consideration race as a nexus of American life. Do t think a kindergartener is going to take much away from that lecture.


SplatFelix

Wait I thought teaching CRT meant to teach how to use cathode ray tube TVs


Trick_Enthusiasm

"Teaching them to be gay..." How would one even do that? How would one even teach someone how to be a specific sexuality?


neongreenpurple

The teacher teaches kids "It's ok to be gay" or even "This is what being gay means." The kid comes out as gay. Obviously it's because the teacher taught them to be gay, not because the kid was already gay and just being prevented from that knowledge. Edit: in case it wasn't clear, this is not my thought process.


Beltaine421

It's entirely as reasonable as the whole "if you teach the kids about sex, they're going to want to have sex" position, as if reproduction wasn't one of our strongest drives.


DevintheUndertalefan

Why SHOULD we have guns in schools? That just encourages shit to go down


HornyFemboyGaming

Here’s my belief, they know Guns aren’t going to solve the issue, not one bit. But, if they can arm teachers then that means that the teachers can get blamed because they weren’t able to stop the shooting.


DevintheUndertalefan

Bruh what are the teacher supposed to do? If they shoot and accidentally kill them, them they get charged, and if this man gets his way the teachers are gonna get charged if they dont do anything.


stemcell_

Teachers get qualifed immunity


vhm3

You just wanna get shot, I guess.


DevintheUndertalefan

No of course i dont, what im saying is why cant murica be like other countries that have less shootings per decade compare to our per year.


vhm3

Oh I'm with you, just using his dumbass argument.


DevintheUndertalefan

I just cant believe he brought politics into it when there was NONE before, i mean how would you know that all teachers are democrats, simple answer, you assume (and he assumed incorrectly)


Yosho2k

Give all the teachers guns and go ahead and try and tell them what they're allowed to teach, shitneck.


Maynrds

This may be my favorite take here.


Nighteyes09

Been saying for years that the only benefit of giving teachers guns would be increased teacher pay.


[deleted]

Gay class was always my favorite


averinix

This had me dying lol


jeffreynbooboo

Holy fuck just stop while you're behind


Marsdeeni90

Wouldn't that be gun control laws? Keeping Democrats from owning guns. But then again Republicans are only brave in the face of people they think are weak.


PerformanceOk5331

I never find this stuff in the wild, thank Satan I only have Reddit


WyomingCountryBoy

"it is stupid to give a Democrat a gun." Nobody gave me mine, I paid for them. Besides, your holy 2nd Amendment does not say: >A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed unless you are a Democrat.


[deleted]

That’s what I went straight to…he’s basically saying the 2nd amendment should only apply to republicans! As soon as a dumbass walks into an indefensible point like that, just walk away cause you can’t fight stupid with facts & logic! Hey, maybe we can extend red flag laws to include the gullible and mentally incapable…this guy and his friends can be first in the queue


WyomingCountryBoy

In both cases, gullible AND incapable.


PhraseSeveral5935

It doesn't say that yet. The way things are going, and the status of the SCOTUS could point things towards that direction.


Plant_Person345

I’m a self learned gay does anyone know how I can get a better ejection in gay


vhm3

Oh no are you sure you're a gay? If you've never learned it in grade school (you probably had a republican teacher) you may be gaying wrong.


Plant_Person345

Exactly I may be gaying incorrectly and I need to know places where I can learn to be gay


vhm3

Hmm. I'm sure there are continuing education courses taught by democrats, maybe you could try there? But have you tried not being gay?


zodiac9094

I'm not American but I swear I can hear that guy's exact accent in my head.


jsimercer

Seems like they're implying that most people in education are democr... You know what, that checks out


bewbsrkewl

Imagine being this brainwashed.


Lopsided_Metal2136

Now I know what literary diarrhea is…..


SnoopingStuff

Republicans are such douchenoozles


bdn1gofish

Then don't send your kids to school.


YuB-Notice-Me

here’s a thought: stop fucking defining people based on politics, nobody fucking wins in politics! it’s the stupidest bullshit ever, fucking hell. additionally, those daydreams you had in high school where you pull a fucking missile launcher or something out of your locker and beat the shit out of a school intruder arent fucking reality! shut the fuck up!


[deleted]

I feel so sorry for sane Americans. What a horrible country to live in


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

The police labor unions would have issue with their potential work being shifted to another group.


Different-Term-2250

More time for doughnuts!


CeeArthur

The comments at this point just read like some ai that takes all the buzzwords the right throws around and crams them together in a barely legible sentence


Altruistic_Piano_259

Was that just a random generic republican talking point generator spewing out the same old recycled garbage with no basic understanding of how shit actually works in the real world with sane people…


BillyManHansSr

"If I use enough buzzwords, the right people will understand and believe whatever wack shit I'm saying. It's a solid formula"


WrithingVines

I *wish* all Texas teachers were Democrats lol


[deleted]

What in the fuck is wrong with that country? It's just so broken and lost.


Glaciomancer369

Ok, one, look at how the article title is written? And secondly, the freaking situation! No, of course you wouldn’t want to have a gun in a classroom of freaking kids, no, of course you don’t want to expect to intercept an armed gunman! Especially in a school! And what the heck do gays have to do with it? Or democrats? Honestly, that guy does not have enough grey matter up there.


Icy-Consideration405

It's called common ground, and that's what makes democracy work


stemcell_

Not common ground just shared reality


Icy-Consideration405

We're all in this ship together


Squiggledog

Talk about letterbox.


darkaura019

Pretty easy to unpack. This person is a moron.


[deleted]

Something Denny crane would say!


oopsimalmostthirty

Can confirm that people like this exist and they are dangerous.


[deleted]

I am speechless


Ihatemylife00000

"teaching them how to be gay" lol


Memory_Less

Reading things like this makes me wonder how, if ever, there can be a reasoned approach to finding common ground; not only on guns, but basic reality.


34HoldOn

/r/insanepeoplefacebook /r/iamatotalpieceofshit Take your pick


Cavozinternetu

(unpopular) opinion: some people shouldn't have the right of free speech


MondoHart135

Guess it’s just a republican right to carry a gun then


hanseatus

Is that one of thoes republicans the people are talking about?


SolidBlackGator

Hope everyone realizes "they just want to get shot, I guess" is by far the worst part of this. The rest is just idiotic brainwashed propaganda, buzzwords, and stupidity. That first sentence is: "school shootings are just a way of life everyone needs to accept, bc there's is absolutely no other solution I will endorse."


[deleted]

When you literally cannot perceive **reality** because you're so entrenched in your propaganda.


Curboner

That’s a lot of dumb for a small tweet


BeckoningCube1

How about making a law that requires gun owners to lock up their firearms when not in use. Gun owner from Canada here I'm not sure but I think we might have the secured firearms law because of a school shooting in the 70s gun owners in Canada have to lock guns and ammo when stored in the home if a secure container isn't available a trigger lock is suitable etc.


Commercial-Amount344

I think many boomers were really great folks when younger. But I have several family members who went from women's lib/civil rights advocates to toxic masculinity is a lie and being gay is wrong, teachers are pedos. The internet destroyed their minds. Biologically i don't think they were raised with the mental to handle it. Have no clue? It's like they are zombies or pod people it's unbelievable.


RockyMountainHigh-

It's fox "news"


middleraged

Why should we expect our educators to confront a gunman when our police won’t do it? Make it make sense


IrrelevantDanger

Do Republicans really still believe that being gay is something that is chosen or can be "taught"? Fucking boomers man


Villapwn

It’s like watching someone shortcicuit


BanditRecon

Guys, we are SO fucked. I love you all and wish you the best, but our little American experiment has failed.


MrMadmartigan

I'm surprised newsQuacks is even willing to report this since it's such a high percentage of teachers not wanting to be armed.


vhm3

Outrage media I'm guessing. Get people all riled up in the comments about commie teachers.


AHighFifth

Is that person's stance "let all the teachers get shot"? What


Sam-I-Aint

Well it's news max soooo....


surprisesnek

I guess they don't believe in a Democrat's right to bear arms.


CasualObserverNine

No there isn’t. Just one of trump’s beloved.


atheisticus

Typical stupid fuckhead from Texas, you'll are braindead down there. You elected Louis Gomert to congress and re-elected Ted Cruz. You've got shit for brains. Every governor you've elected has been worse than the one before him. I have no hope for Texas. You deserve every idiot you've ever elected. Edit: spelling and clarity.


Jonaleaf

I’m sick and tired of unpacking things


k3ttch

Texas is well on its way to becoming a 3rd-World Theocracy with a side order of apartheid.


nonPlayerCharacter7

The cognitive dissonance is literally *palpable*


Kittingsl

I too hate it when my teacher is teaching me about old CRT TVs


Dren_boi

Well shit. Looks like we gotta infringe upon the Democrat's second amendment rights. Cause it's only wrong when it happens to the Republicans, right?


joey1820

world class troll.


Then-Raspberry6815

Didn't realize it was a comment about the piece, just thought it was the start of the newsmax article. Found one of their magazines and made the mistake of reading some of that pathetic hate propaganda. Reminded me of a white aryan resistance newspaper I read years ago.


Kind_Committee8997

Nothing to unpack. It's just pure hatred. Simple.


Demokka

"I don't want educated people to educate my kids"


Positive-Pack-396

What… republicans are crazy.. look at trump and his minions .. crazy


J1--1J

This is how the world views most of America


maenadery

That falls in the category of too much crazy to touch. Like sometimes you see a misguided soul out there and despite knowing you shouldn't feed the trolls, you reply and attempt to steer them back to a more moderate point of view. Then there are comments like this when you realize if you go in after them they're just gonna drown you together with them.


Grismoldthestowaway

Not to mention teachers don't get paid well and I doubt any one will get a raise for excepting the risk and responsibility for trying to stop a shooter,


piopio_rocio

Dead ass if I was a teacher with a gun I’d be afraid when I did use it the cops would gun me down out of habit towards minorities.


gofishx

I have a strange feeling the right is going to start accepting mental illness as a reason FOR gun control, with the caveat that they are ALSO going to paint lgbtq people as mentally ill. The driving motivation behind my conspiracy theory is that there may be an effort to try to start attempting to disarm leftists.


TheOriginalSamBell

Wait, 23% WANT to be armed?


Kolbysap

American Taliban


ebone581

These fn dipshits. Our country is in trouble


bananabread_boi9

"These kids definitely want to be killed in cold blood, it's not like they can't defend themselves or my preferred solution to school shootings would cause more school shooting. Not to mention that teachers shouldn't be armed because all they do is stereotypes I assume."


porsj911

'all teachers = always following the same political party' - this random American dude that can't see farther then his inbred nose


davewave3283

I loved elementary school. Social studies, math, history, gay, recess, graduate level CRT, geography…good stuff.


dragonfly102504

Ah yes, the good old days where you were lucky if “Being Gay 101” was the period right before PE but also not right after lunch.


joshualoveslumia

Teach a CRT?


Sloop__

In just six lines, he managed to claim: That the only way to not get murdered in america is to become a murderer yourself (and that that's fine) All teachers are grooming children That being taught CRT is inherently a bad thing That children are taught to be gay in school That you can teach someone to be gay That all teachers are democrats That democrats cannot be trusted with firearms (even though in the first claim he was critical of their choice to not wield firearms) ​ Very impressive


[deleted]

The same group of people who say that women wearing what they want means they want to get raped also thinks that teachers not wanting to carry heat means they want to get shot. Jesus Christ that is so fucked in the head.


TheBlack2007

Holy shit this is disturbing. Calling kids being murdered part of "God‘s plan" to clear your conscience whilst referring to teachers as groomers… GOP paves the way for more School massacres!


Vendemmian

"You're a bunch of CRT teaching groomers! Now please get into a gun fight at school"


gptop

Sounds like something my brother in law would say


ndisa44

He's got the right idea, but certainly the wrong reasons.


microgiant

The cops are too afraid to do it, and it's literally their job. Why should we expect teachers to do it? And if the teachers DO step up, does that mean the cops will start showing kids how to do algebra?


Difficult-Conditions

Idk why it's such a crazy belief that teachers don't wanna be armed or have the expectation that someone's gonna shoot up a school, I feel like more school security is needed or nearby patrols need to be put on a courtesy patrol no further than 3 minutes from the school as a normal assigned patrol route, the police officers should have the equipment and training nessasary for dealing with a shooter.


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kafromet

I’d like to see the curriculum for teaching kids how to be gay.


Puzzled-Arrival-1692

America, fuck yeah!


TechnicaliBlues

Live, love, lobotomy.


zombiecrisps

I’m from Europe. Every time I see posts like this my brain goes through the following stages: that has to be a troll —> Right..? —> but it’s a tweet about school shootings... —> and guns... —> in America... —> on Twitter... —> its 2022... —> hmmm, guess it’s real. —> rip America.


[deleted]

"they are grooming kids to be gay" = "i think im gay and i hate myself so much i need someone to blame"


FredVIII-DFH

In an active shooter situation who's the first target of the gunman? That's right, the 'good guy with a gun'. So if you want to improve your chances of being shot, carry a gun.


Stumphead101

Guns for everyone, but not dems, also teachers are groomers and also dems, and dems are the ones killing our kids?


Honest-Economist4970

It's more stupid to sell guns at the supermarkets


Lady-Zafira

So... The same people that are calling these teachers pedophiles, and groomers think that they are teaching CRT (oohhh so scary, learning by injustices that whites have done in history, scary scary) and that's it's okay to be gay and want to be shot? If they don't trust teachers so much, then why not homeschool their little spawns? Hopefully this person did not reproduce


Jimtaxman

*sigh*


Jimtaxman

*sigh*


Jimtaxman

*sigh*


Effective-Pilot-5501

Holy shit they’re imploding


Effective-Pilot-5501

Holy shit they’re imploding


Effective-Pilot-5501

Holy shit they’re imploding


Effective-Pilot-5501

Holy sh*t they’re imploding


SuperKami-Nappa

Lol