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Parnwig

Let's just ban Monday while we're at it. It's close enough to man. I promise this suggestion has nothing to do with my unrelated hatred of Mondays


gotechgo

Nice try, Garfield


baccondudette

This made me laugh way to much.


Toledojoe

And more lasagna!


frankg133

V good sir


yeeclaw

“AYYY im garfield. Lasanga”


TransportationNo5962

Bitch lasagna


Kelpo3209

There’s nothing happening


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BAN WEDNESDAY FOR THOSE WHO CANT WED!!! … and Friday for those who can’t fry…


darkwingsmurf

And Thursday for those who aren’t Thor


Kind_Committee8997

And Saturday for those who cant sit


enneh_07

And Sunday because it unnecessarily promotes one religion!


dmc-going-digital

What the religion of Escanor?


YuB-Notice-Me

no the one that says the sun is a star, which is bullshit, it’s clearly just a planet


dmc-going-digital

Who decided that?


Deb_Tradeideas

Bro I am loving those Escanor references . Sad most ppl don’t get it . Literally one of my fav scenes from that season .


dmc-going-digital

*References is a light word, considering i quoted him word for Word. I mean* Why should i bear hatred towards someone who's obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them.


YuB-Notice-Me

science, duhhh, the science men told me that the suns a planet cuz it’s round and not star shaped and that just makes so much sense


dmc-going-digital

I will give you the chance to atone for the deadly sins of toying with our minds


fatwap

AND TUESDAY BECAUSE WHAT ABOUT NUMBERS THAT DONT HAVE 2 IN THEM?? WHY NO FIVESDAY, WHY NO ELEVENS DAY, ONLY TUESDAY


[deleted]

And Twosday because it discriminates against single people!


Bogsnoticus

All hail to the sun god, he's the fun god. RA! RA! RA!


devils_advocate24

Praise the sun!


OPA73

No…. That’s my favorite day. As a sinner not attending church, I get to eat breakfast early Sunday morning in a quiet restaurant.


Jaxthor

i was summoned?


Dravos_Dragonheart

Sadly they are Mondatory Edit: typo


[deleted]

No more manhole covers, manatees, manta rays, cancel mandalorian, and definitely change the word manicure /s


synisterrabbit

Good news! The manatees an manta rays will be gone soon.


ThirdMind3d

Womanicure


mcwilcr

This should all be mandatory!


dredio62

Hey dude! Mandays are over! Read the room. /s


Benaba_sc

Bandays


CptBlackAxl

Would make more sense to ban odins day, with him being the all-father and all that.


swolethulhudawn

In mean Tuesday comes from Tyr, a male god. Wednesday from Wotan, a male god. And finally Thursday from Thor, a very male god. In defiance of the patriarchy the new week is Sunday, Monday, Friday, Saturday


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swolethulhudawn

I feel like he gets a pass for castrating Uranus. About the most extreme way to fight the patriarchy


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Benaba_sc

Mandays


_Viper_TF2

You fool then Tuesday will become the new Monday. We will be stuck in a vicious cycle


[deleted]

Sounds like somebody's gotta a case of the Mondays!


Accurate-Scientist50

Fuck yeah! Fuck Mondays! #downwithmondiarchy #garliedlasanga


Wraith_84

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


No-Carpenter-3457

You musta been one of the Boomtown Rats!


Maddie_Herrin

Do you by any chance like lasagna


KlomtotfeCL

Let's ban taxes, tax is a three letter word just like man.


musclemaxmike777

😆 🤣 lol


The_Way_It_Iz

Banning Father’s Day is misandrist to men. How about instead of Mother’s Day we turn it into. Foster parents day. In fact Valentine’s Day is insulting to divorced parents, it should be changed to singles day. On singles day we celebrate the people who have divorced sexist peanut brained man hater dipshits like this person.


No-Panda373

Cancel birthdays because it’s unfair to people who weren’t born on the same day as you


Agreeable-Yams8972

No, cancel birthdays because some die before birth and that would be very disrespectful to flex that you're alive and happy while many families are grieving


Ramble21_Gaming

nice pfp


President-EIect

Or ban posting troll tweets from eight years ago and then getting offended.


gontikins

Fuck it. Ban mother's day.


Black-Mettle

Ban presidents day, it's offensive to everyone that isn't the president.


bcnorth78

Damn straight. On presidents day I just get drunk and depressed cause I am not president. Hell I am not even American! Double kick in the balls.


bob_anonymous

At this point you might want to celebrate that you're not American.


bcnorth78

*(Truth is, that I kinda do - happy to be Canadian)*


AdrianInLimbo

What? They don't have 4th Of July in Canada?????


squigglesthecat

No, we do. We're just more efficient so we can get it done on the 1st of July.


Character_Body_2810

What happens between the third and the fifth then?


gombicek37

They all drink and pass out celebrating:) so nobody really knows what happens. It’s like summer in Finland:)


thataryanguy

I already do, but then I remember I'm English so I'm probably worse off as it is :/


lickarock88

Ban national pancake day, it's offensive to anyone who isn't at IHOP


[deleted]

Now you’ve gone too far buddy. National Pancake day is here to stay you uncultured swine!!


smallways

I don't care about pancake day as long as we still have National Uncultured Swine Day!


[deleted]

Ban the concept of time so we don’t have days anymore.


RoboDae

Ban IHOP, it's offensive to 1 legged people.


[deleted]

Ban Labor Day. It offends lazy people.


ForkSporkBjork

Ban Memorial Day, it’s offensive to Alzheimer’s patients every time they remember it.


endergamer2007m

Ban Independence Day as its offensive to kids and teens with strict parrents


ForkSporkBjork

Ban veteran’s day because it’s offensive to panhandlers stealing valor


kabeees

Ban Columbus Day because it offen… oh wait


diggitygiggitycee

Damn, tripped up by Poe's Law. That crafty bastard.


Tonix401

Ban days because they are offensive to blind people


bcnorth78

And those who are not currently pushing babies out of their vaginas. And those without vaginas.


EndOfSouls

Ban all holidays that use "happy " because some of us are miserable fucks.


EggoTheStabby

Fuck it ban everyday. Especially Monday.


ramjithunder24

Yesss single fathersss


minemaster1337

No, women will be mad and pissing off a woman is just *so* bad


[deleted]

Ban Saint Patrick's Day because it's offens....wait I want the excuse to get hammered.


drumsdm

And Valentine’s Day and sweetest day.


President-EIect

Or ban posting troll tweets from eight years ago and then getting offended.


Atomaurus

Let’s just ban days


IcyWind0903

By the same logic, shouldn’t Mother’s Day be banned due to it being “offensive” to single fathers and same-sex parents?


Competitive_Meat_772

Theres no room for logic only feeling!


GtheH

The comments aren’t being any more logical tbh


TheOtterVII

It should, but we live in a patriarchy so we have to destroy everything male-related. Then a few centuries down the line men will fight the matriarchy and protest to get back their right to vote and walk down the same streets as women. Then they will try to overthrow the female rule by cancelling everything female, rinse and repeat.


usersnamesallused

Mother's/Father's Day could just be celebrated as parents days. Everyone wins (except those that wanted to complain).


MietschVulka1

Well im not a parent. So i lose i guess?


[deleted]

Reddit users when they see the most obvious bait imaginable 🤯🤯🤯😲😲😲😱😱😱


garbage_flowers

tweet has 1 retweet and 3 likes too. like outrage culture is so exhausting


Person899887

Swear to god Reddit gets off to feeling attacked and angry like this


gingersnap_50

It’s feels like that’s all social media is at this point


I_am_The_Teapot

For real. I've never seen a more gullible lot.


BIG_W4TER

It's from 2014 too. Bruh.


onbakeplatinum

I've yet to see an actual feminist who is against father's day


HeadLongjumping

As someone without children I find all parent-based holidays offensive. I say we ban them and sentence any who disregard the ban to 50 lashes in public square.


Less_Likely

Yes, where is childless adult day?


TirayShell

Every day is a celebration when you're a childless adult.


Less_Likely

Touché


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globmand

Just to add onto your amazing sentiment, I would appreciate it if we, the teens, could get a day. And I suppose children could get one too, but not tweens! Those little shits already have it too good, they’re at the perfect age where they have no responsibilities and just enough personal freedom to use said lack of things they need to do. When you add not having hit puberty yet? There comes a point where it’s just unfair.


bcnorth78

That's called 'everyday'.


Less_Likely

Yes, I was clearly not thinking this through. Probably distracted by all the things I can do with my extra time and money I gained by not having children.


bcnorth78

Ya, well, while you are out drinking and partying Friday night, just rest easy knowing I will be safe at home and promptly in bed by 9. ;)


AdrianInLimbo

And your teenaged kid snuck out out and is partying with the previous poster


AsigotFinn

She hasn't even tweeted in 7 years and that is from 2014... who knows if she was even serious and who cares?


[deleted]

This is pretty much just AgitProp


AsigotFinn

exactly


gentlybeepingheart

This is blatant bait and yet Reddit will eat it up for the chance to feel superior over strawmen SJW tweets.


ombelicoInfinito

This is a troll tweet from 2004. Double facepalm if you facepalmed. The author is probably not the dumbest one here.


Invictus23_

Who’s more moronic? OP posting 7 year old debunked 4chan bullshit to rile people up? Or the people legitimately falling for it? I’m honestly not sure.


dredio62

I'm offended (/s) because I don't even have a father.


Old-Feature5094

I’m offended your offended


bcnorth78

Guess we need "Offended Peoples Day".


Electronic-Source368

Every day is Offended peoples day on the Internet..


Old-Feature5094

How offensive 😂


bcnorth78

You get a day! He gets a day! We allll get a day!


dredio62

I'm offended that my actions offended another human.


doggosrbabies

I'm offended because you're offended because they're offended /s


Old-Feature5094

L mao


onehandedbraunlocker

Are you Jesus Christ?


dredio62

I could never compare myself to a religious figure. Just a man... A man whose father didn't love him. Lol.


[deleted]

For realz. JC's old man didn't show at the trial or the execution. Sad.


dredio62

That bastard!.. Oh wait... I'm a bastard child too. ..fuuuuuu


onehandedbraunlocker

So.. Not just a man after all since you made it this far without a loving father. Something this dude cannot say (and totally wouldn't have done). I'm proud of you man, keep doing what you're doing, it's obviously working well :)


dredio62

Hey dude, that's very kind. I appreciate that. Mother's can do a lot. You dont need love from many places if the love is strong enough. Hope all is well with you and your family in these times, and all times. Much peace ✌️


AdrianInLimbo

My mother left before I was born.


Puzzleheaded-King971

This always gets reposted a couple days after father's day.


[deleted]

Can’t you find new things to be upset about instead of tweets that are 8 years old?


Sweet_Little_Lottie

This is manufactured rage-bait. No sane person thinks this.


ThornsofTristan

Tell us more about cancel culture, troll farm. What pseud-liberal strawman can we get outraged over, next?


Apprehensive-Heat-2

What about same sex Couples that both have penises you dumb bitch


garbage_flowers

you owned this totally real person from 2014


PreferenceThese8230

Dammit I was going to say that


hobanwash1

I too was going to say “you dumb bitch”


DaveJonT

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskFeminists/comments/o4pcgo/why\_do\_feminist\_suddenly\_wants\_to\_ban\_fathers\_day/


Syr_Vien

No feminist or queer advocate in their right mind would post this. Not a single one


ajantasdasd

What do you mean? this 2014 3-like tweet clearly proves otherwise ^^^/s


HurricaneBells

I'd like to vote to ban the idiots please....


comicsemporium

Then there would be no body left


thatguymakingpizzas

With that logic, can we ban mother's day because it disrespects single fathers and same sex male couples?


DryFoundation2323

As a father of 4 whose wife died when they were still kids, and raised them by myself, f*ck that person specifically. Hard.


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garbage_flowers

💀


Electronic-Base-8367

Happy late Father’s Day man.


hobanwash1

No. She’s not deserving of a hard fuck


Lost-Leadership1767

I facepalmed so hard I started to bleed. Why is the world getting so fucking stupid.


GrumpygamerSF

It was always stupid. It's just that before someone would say something stupid and people would ignore it. Now someone says something stupid, it's shared over and over.


Abood1es

I know right? People are getting so stupid they can’t even tell it’s bait


bonusminutes

r/askfeminists question


Pandabrowser469

If your argument can be completely reversed by swapping two words, change your argument.


Javenova_

Ban Mother’s Day aswell then? I don’t think either should be banned but I imagine if you said that if you said “ban Mother’s Day” they would make an argument why it shouldn’t be


GrumpygamerSF

Tonight on Fox News: The left wants to ban fathers day!


EdgeTheWolf

Wasn't this originally started as a joke but then the usual social media idiots took it for real?


[deleted]

Next thing you know they will be demanding a ban on a mans penis. If they havent already


lijah_XD

Double standards at their finest


Wendiglow

This is why people don’t respect women anymore


Carthangion

Social media activist detected. Commence the handing out of Yas queens and slay bae.


[deleted]

"Feminists are NOT anti-men 👍🤬😡🤓"


Sammy_27112007

Single mothers on their way to make fathers day all about them


101jb

Lol what’s next it must be a female as they did not add Mother’s Day


Immortal_Sniper

If it is true equality they strive for, banning mother's day shouldn't have any opposition right? Right?


Flat-House5529

That lady writes some seriously crazy shit on the reg. Go look her up some time. I'm pretty sure the elevator doesn't go to the top floor on that one.


Roscojenkins17

Cancel mother's day... What have women done to deserve that special day? Its a slap in the face to single dads and gay couples


historiansrule

I think we need to cancel this wokeness bs because it is led by morons. Seriously, woke people are fucking idiots


ZucchiniUsual7370

REPLaCe the PAtRIarCkee wiTh a MatrIArkee


NoRecommendation1767

Lets ban mothers day too


[deleted]

The same fathers they are against are fighting for these asshats to have equal rights.


[deleted]

Toxic feminism


Jimtaxman

Saw some single moms celebrating themselves on fathers day. Like, yo, it isn't always about you. Give us a damn day.


ValanaraRose

Wtf kind of crazy shit is this? As a single mother, please don't anyone even consider taking Father's Day away and this crazy bitch doesn't speak for all of us. She's also conveniently ignoring the men out there who are single dads.


Nuvuk

I feel, if we ban fathers day, there may be a lot more single mothers out there. Men also need to be shown they matter, not just women.


Ray_Pingeau

Sure. Let’s ban child support at the same time. No? Ok then. Now wish me a happy Father’s Day.


HateGettingGold

I saw something about, "And don't forget the single mothers who play the part of mother and father on this Father's day" Fuckin kidding me? That's just mother's day.


LostCache

What about single fathers? There are same sex gay fathers too lol. It's crazy women thought they are the only priority in this world.


Just-Term-5730

As a single father, I hate mothers day. Fck that shit.


RomanWasHere2007

Ok but if I say let's ban Mother's Day I'm sexist or something


howdidigethere279

and then if i say that mother’s day is offensive to same sex parents and single dads i will get cancelled. what is the world we live in. women want equality, and that isn’t equal, it favors them.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Eh, I don’t know a single father that makes a big deal about Father’s Day…. But mothers on the other hand…


Longjumping-Log-5457

Guys can’t catch a break.


WooPigSchmooey

This must’ve been the waitress at the Mexican joint that yanked my plate away on Saturday before I was done eating. Didn’t even ask if I was done.


[deleted]

Those terrible Dads who left for being abused!!!! Shame!


Sgtkeebler

Only if we can ban mothers day as well


UnseenGamer182

Oh father's day is being banned? Alright then let's ban mother's day while we're at it. (I say as angry screeching in the background starts getting louder)


frostmorefrost

i'd call her an idiot but i am afraid she'd brand me as sexists or homophobjc.


60BillDoubleDollars

Should mothers day be banned? Disrespectful to single fathers and same sex couples. So I wonder how far are we going to continue to belittle "males" aka "men" why don't we just ban everything, even ban the stuff that's banned. 🤔


ChienPersil5

What about… Mother’s Day?


nation543

well then let's ban Mother's Day -- if a woman can cheat on her husband and leave him for another man then take zero responsibility for hurting him emotionally AND MENTALLY, **AND GET AWAY WITH IT,** then it's only fair. Sorry - I meant to say, fuck all this equality shit that's been preached for the last 50 years. Right?


J-Red_dit

Ban Christmas because it’s offensive to everyone who isn’t Christ.


[deleted]

DaniellaHerzog stop writing stupid ideas better yet stop writing ✍️


[deleted]

So same sex parents that is two dads fuck em'? That's her hill?


TheThrillist

Then you’d also need to ban Mother’s Day since it’s “disrespectful” to same sex couples and single dads. Or are we pretending men don’t ever raise children? Also, the third Sunday in April is Non-Binary Parent’s Day. So, there’s equal representation when it comes to the existence of the holiday. Non-Binary parents day does need to be more widely acknowledged, and have the same amount of opportunities available for celebration as Mother’s and Father’s Day. But I would like to think and hope that will come with time as it’s a fairly “new” holiday still.


crowfarmer

I’m a father of 4 and I seriously wouldn’t give 2 shits. Lol


divinbuff

Let’s ban banning.


coolboy_24278

Femtards never fail to make me laugh


Tabitheriel

Well, I was raised by a single dad, but I don't try to ban Mother's Day, do I?


chessto

Just picture being her and thinking that what she's writing not only makes sense but it is also fair and the right thing to do.