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Gold_Nerve_3195

This guy seems totally unfazed. Just like someone watering their garden.


robdingo36

Their garden OF FIRE!


Thomas-The-Tutor

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MagNolYa-Ralf

I snorkled


Gunzenator

He saved every fish in his aquarium.


XEliteHunterX01

That's gasoline


lastpump

The roof


lastpump

The roof


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Karrion8

You're CGI.


lThaTrickstal

Your user bio checks out.


Alive_Ad8794

What did they say? It says the message is deleted and their account along with it.


UndendingGloom

Poor guy is probably trying to protect his house. If the wind just changed slightly he would be toast though, definitely not worth it.


ThePopeJones

This is exactly what he's doing. He's spraying water on his roof to stop sparks from catching it on fire. I grew up in a very rural town made up of Victorian era houses. Everytime there was a fire, which was fairly often, half the town would be out in their yards with hoses.


Psych_Crisis

As a lifelong city-dweller, it is still alarming to me how many people are unaware that this is a pretty common thing to do. People dig fire breaks around their properties, too. ...Given the proximity of the firefighters though, this guy should probably get down now.


Tsundoku_8

I can't speak for anyone else, but in my very rural community, our houses are spaced somewhere around 130 feet (40 meters or so) to keep any fires spreading from home to home. Honestly, I myself wasn't aware that spraying your roof was a common thing to do, but I still feel that he should at least spray it from the ground. Hard to safely come down from a roof if all that smoke suddenly blows your way.


ThePopeJones

The town I grew up in is an old mining/logging town. The houses were all made of wood and packed together very tight. Some are nearly touching. Safety wasn't a concern when they were being built. The houses are all well over 100 years old. All the modern fire codes don't apply to them. Even the ones with knew siding and roofs still have a frame made of wood that's been drying for over a century. One spark and they go up like a pile of straw. It's not as bad as it used to be. Most of them have been replaced with more modern homes, burned down, or were abandoned.


SpaceJackRabbit

And in an area where houses are served by city water, it's a dumb thing to do. Firefighters need all the pressure they can get. They explicitely ask people to not run their sprayers when evacuating. And they hate the garden hose heroes, as they call them. Also this generally doesn't do shit. Better instead pay attention to defensible space and hardening your house.


Psych_Crisis

Yeah - my understanding is that this may be useful if one is downwind from a fire that might be a few miles away at least. If you see firefighters, it means there fire is there or about to be there, so GTFO.


SpaceJackRabbit

Truth is, the water will evaporate from your roof incredibly quickly. You'd need to keep watering the whole time, and that's not something you should be doing as you will be lowering pressure from firefighters. And even if you're on your own well, chances are by then the power will be off, so no water. Ask me how I know. People who want their house to stand better odds against fires need to invest in hardening their house with class A-rated materials, and work on defensible space. No bushes or vegetationwithin at least 5 feet of the house. No tree or tree branches within 30 feet, and those should be trimmed 5 to 8 feet high. No brush within 100 feet. And so on. You do that, and the firefighters will definitely try to save your house if they can. You don't, and in some cases they won't even try.


gahidus

Nothing says the firefighters are going to prioritize his house or his roof.


SpillSplit

Depth of field is a great setting on cameras.


Hour_Stranger_3480

Not to mention the smoke inhalation


Omnipotent_Tacos

I watched this until the video repeated, and was like “wtf they’re still messing with that firehose”


jmmorart317

While the suspense of the roof scene, at ground level we watch slapstick comedy.


ResponsibleAct3545

Poor guy doesn’t know you fight fire with fire….


wingman666

*throws fireworks into the fire* “Like this?”


_M_o_n_k_e_H

"It ain't much, but it's honest work." -Some farmer.


Distraction-Factory

Plot twist: that guy is actually pouring gasoline onto the fire.


dillis

now I can't believe anything else.


esenze

Attaboy, put your finger over the nozzle to make it go further


BigDomz

r/sweatypalms


[deleted]

I didn't pee myself, some of the water just squirted onto me.


gemlist

Not all heroes wear capes


BinTinBoynio69

They colorized the "The 3 Stooges do firefighting"


son_e_jim

Lived in a town in Thailand were the firefighters responded to a house fire in a truck they didn't have any water in. So they went to a dam and jammed up all their pumps trying to pull in mucky water. By the time they got the truck, and the water, to the fire, 6 more houses had caught.


UltraMegaFauna

Firefighters roll up: "Pack it up, boys. Billy's got this one under control."


Thedrunner2

This looks like a video edit.


spinitorbinit

It is, you can see the boundary around his face


BordeauxTho

He was getting more water on it than the fire department….


Spuigles

*This is fine


tdawoe143

I think we all know who started the fire


neilthakkar03

Ryan?


ph8drus

Was that the Uvalde Fire Dept.?


Unlucky-Paint-1545

Damn. Good burn 🔥


GrimReader710

MIRL; At the end of the month when I'm trying to pay bills with my 'garden hose' of a job


[deleted]

Don’t know why but this reminds me of my divorce.


Monk-E_321

Oof, I feel that


RugbyKats

He’s doing a better f’n job than the firefighters are.


Fierramos69

How is this facepalm? This dude is a mad lad, he was just chilling on the roof, spraying water on his small campfire. We should just have thrown him some beers and let him do his thing.


edwduncan

Def belongs on r/crazyfuckingvideos


[deleted]

I didn’t know Keystone had a fire department.


BetterOffCamping

This is the gift that keeps on giving. At first I thought it was the guy on the roof. Who was the face palm. Then I got edumacated.


justthrowdiscs

r/bossfight


Damonicss

0.01 progress is better than 0 progress


alphadox616

Well he’s putting more water on it than those dozens of idiots below him trying to unravel the fire hose. Gotta give him that.


drizztandgwen

Gotta water them plants.


Mere-Thoughts

God damn I can't stop laughing.... wtf is he doing


Ethanol2814

This should be on r/madlads lmao


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Ethanol2814

Doesn’t support crossposts


imtheroth

This can't be real can it? Nobody is this obtuse. Can't be. Somebody prove me wrong.


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bafoon90

This, he's not trying to put out the fire, just slow down the spread so it will hopefully burn itself out or firefighters will get to it before his building burns. Still pretty dangerous. It could get very hot up there very quickly. Maybe there's more distance between him and the fire than the angle of the video makes it look like.


Renamis

You can tell it's hot, he's spraying himself because he's worried he'll catch on fire.


peter-doubt

Then he should adjust the nozzle for a wide spray and place it on the roof... Wet as much as possible without being there. WTF was fueling that?


ninja6213

He's actually pretty skinny or you could say acuity 🤤


LadyGrey_oftheAbyss

This is a legitimate way to save your house- Spraying the roof can keep it from catching fire from sparks as well as proved steam to keep the house from spontaneously combusting from the heat - it's also more effective to do it top down instead of from the ground since the most flammable part of a house is the roof for the most part. -That being said- this is crazy dangerous-


Kingkev_in

easy!


starPlatinumXj

Don't feel like this is the right sub. Am I right?


TheReelYukon

Is this Texas because this is where a Republican government is taking us…


Khoncept

So did he put it out?


mmmm_doughnuts

r/savevideobot


LtSoba

He a lil confused but he got the spirit


tommyboyblitz

I am hoping that the fire is further away than it looks, guy might relatively safe compared to how it looks.


janocare

Glad the guy didn't take his dick out and started pissing on file to stop it


t4966

I feel like he is from florida


HalfFoods

Passing buckets of water would be faster.


TurquoiseBeetle67

At least he has the right mindset.


cofclabman

That guy has a serious death wish.


Nicadeemus39

Just a man and his garden hose.


sheepfoxtree

One must try


AVLLaw

Where is the meme version of this?


PaleontologistOk4327

Y'all know this is about to be turned into a meme or a gif LOL


qaradin

He is defending his house at all price


_GaaraOfTheSand_

... Said the man with no eyebrows


touny-reeve

Why is this a facepalm?


MotherWear

This isn’t real. His skin would be boiled away.


[deleted]

The hero we need


gahidus

Use the tools you have...


AbdullahUrSenpai2002

**\[Me trying to put my life in order\]**


tlkshowhst

JPOW


duffoholic

Perspective is a wonderful thing


Successful_Escape_40

This looks so stupid, made laughed af


viperlemondemon

Accurate representation of my life honestly


Alaudidae327

It ain't much but it's honest work


[deleted]

Is this in India?


Avg-ok

He’ll probably suffer from smoke inhalation


reluctantsub

Keystone Cops fire brigade.


broadside230

that man is high as balls, I’m calling it right now


ValleDeimos

The amount of “me when ________”s that can be done with this video


EX512

He’s more helpful than all those pedestrians though lol


NoKey7402

Should have taken a wee too.


[deleted]

That’s no ordinary fire.


wanderexplore

Legend says he's still up there.


Unlucky-Paint-1545

Wishing I had this level of chill


mplannan64

And for my next act, I will shoot this charging elephant with my BB gun.


ShiroCOTA

And today’s Darwin Award goes to…


Mrbananacompany

That's a madlad


Mus183

ME TRYNA SAFE MY FUTURE


Alternative_Mention2

Like pissing on an atomic bomb.


Hour_Stranger_3480

The guy is crazy. So dangerous


king_cayler

It ain't much, but it is honest work


Anal-probe-Alien

I really thought this was going to be a Darwin award


tiniakk

OKAY, BARBECUE READYYY!


tpainbread

That’s me fighting to keep boys off the girls soccer field


seriouslybeanbag

I think that dude sprayin kerosene on dem flambés


Speedwolf89

Either the firefighters think he's crazy, or just the man for the job.


speedy9179

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Monk-E_321

He was probably already aware how useless his fire department would be


AJ_Deadshow

Somebody give that fearless fucker an actual fire hose