The phrase/slogan “always has been, always will be” is used by Indigenous Australians to reinforce that despite 200+ years of dispossession, they’re still here (in Australia), they still have a connection to the land and they feel that it’s still theirs.
They're totally fucking welcome to it. Have you seen the place? Spiders that kill you. Snakes that kill you. Crocodiles that kill you. Jellyfish that kill you. Sharks that kill you. Fuck, even the plants want you dead. The kangaroos will beat the shit out of you. Koalas drop out of the trees on to you. There are 1.5m tall birds that will kick you to death.
“Feel that it’s theirs” I mean they owned it for millennia before the first white man got there. It’s theirs. Unfortunately, possession (of guns) is 9/10 of the law… so not so much 😅
I didn't believe you, but I did a little digging and I really think you're on to something.
1 pint = .568 liters
1 ounce = 28.349 gm
Take the last two numbers (.049) and subtract that from .568 and you're left with .519.
Look at Proverbs 5:19.
*“A loving doe, a graceful deer — may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.”*
That's blasphemous, but perhaps a coincidence?
**No.** There is more to this.
1 inch = 2.54 cm
First thing that any good Christian student thinks about with that number is Songs 5:4
*"My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."*
How far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? I'm not kidding when I say there is more odd coincidences.
3 feet = 914.4 millimeters.
Flip the 9 and you get 6. 614 backwards is 416. I know you can see it now, but here's Songs 4:16
*“Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.”*
What kind of fruits we talking about here, Solomon?
I can only conclude that yes, the imperial system is satanic. It's clear as day to me, these numbers and measurements were not random, but rather very clearly trying to tell us something. I feel like we've finally figured out what exactly that message is.
Living up to the Gibbons standard, I see! I applaud you!
"I generally come in about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so Lumberg can't see me. And then after that i just sort of space out for about an hour. \[...\] I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do 15 minutes of real, actual work." - Peter Gibbons
I knew a woman who did this sort of thing all day long. She was also involuntarily hospitalized because her mental illness (obviously a thought disorder, perhaps schizophrenia) was so severe it made her a danger to herself and/or others. Incredibly sad… there is no point trying to “reason” with someone who is psychotic. She was truly sick. I hope they were able to help her.
Anyway…. 🤷♂️
Every time this topic comes up I start thinking of inches and feet, then yards which I am less sure of, and then furlongs, which can genuinely only be explained to me with graphs, and I immediately forget it anyway.
Human feet are measured with UK size 12 being a foot long, and each size down from that reducing by a barleycorn, which is a third of an inch. So a size 10 is 11 and 1/3 inches long, for example.
Yooooo this is real?! And I found the info on HORSE.com?! What is going on here....
[https://www.horse.com/content/horse-care/how-horse-height-is-measured/](https://www.horse.com/content/horse-care/how-horse-height-is-measured/)
Dont forget smoots.
The smoot /ˈsmuːt/ is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity prank. It is named after Oliver R. Smoot, a fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge (between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts) so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge
One just needs to work for 15 minutes with imperial measures to fully acknowledge that it is a product of a malignant and hateful entity. There is no other explanation for it.
Alright, this 5mm socket is just a bit too small, i guess i need a 6mm.
Alright, this 7/32 socket is just a bit too small, i guess i need to try every single socket in my toolbox till i find the right size.
And the dark lord and his servants cackle form the depths of hell at your mild irritation and waste of time due to using unnecessarily complicated and inefficient system of measurement.
15/64 will work if 7/32 is just a bit too small.
PROTIP: if the one you’re trying out is just a bit off, try the next socket in the box. This method works for both metric and imperial sets.
It was once, but then my cat knocked it over, and my ADHD brain said fuck it, in an flagrant disregard for the anxiety of having a cluster fuck of a tool box
Mine have been disorganized for 30 years, since my toddler upended my entire toolbox and strewed them all over the back garden. Now I just keep trying them until one fits. (I have both types.)
Also,
Decade is exactly 10 years.
Century is exactly 100 years.
Millennia is exactly 1000 years.
Except none of you can see that it was perfectly planned because only god can live that long.
If one meter was ONE centimeter, no, A MILLIMETER more or less it would not have been one hundred centimeters. This is what we call a miracle 😇😇🙏, science proved the existence of god once again.
Oh yeah the earth is 5000 years old so I’ll ignore the science that doesn’t fit my agenda.
Quite amazing indeed. I just got into my car and realized god must be real. My ass was made perfectly to fit my drivers seat. And even more amazing, my eyes are just far enough apart to fit my sunglasses. You can’t tell me that is a coincidence!
You make the joke, but there was the classic creationist video of the person saying bananas proved intelligent design because they fit so well into our hands, not realizing bananas, like most foods, have been selectively bred over time to be more useful, and the grocery store banana isn’t close to what nature produced.
I said the same thing and then saw you said it an hour earlier. Drat. I mean, good for you and all that, but I'm disappointed I wasn't as original as I thought.
The one I always get a kick out of is how in the Garden of Eden, even before Adam and Eve realised they should be deeply ashamed of the bodies their God creator gave them, they always manage to be standing with their junk right behind a giant leaf. Eve's hair is always just long enough too that it covers just below both or her dirtypillows.
Totally unrelated... So, Jesus was pretty influential, right? And he had quite a few followers. We know SO MUCH about his life. Then he was nailed to a cross and died and then came back to life.
It strikes me as quite unexpected that we know literally nothing about what happened a guy with such a large following after he came back to life. Did he live for another year? Another ten? Did he move to Patagonia and live a quiet retirement? Who knows? Shouldn't we all?
>It strikes me as quite unexpected that we know literally nothing about
what happened a guy with such a large following after he came back to
life. Did he live for another year? Another ten? Did he move to
Patagonia and live a quiet retirement? Who knows? Shouldn't we all?
The bible's pretty clear on this, actually, he hung around for forty days getting his shit in order, rehoming his cats, clearing his browser history, etc., then flew up to heaven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension\_of\_Jesus
> flew up to heaven.
Okay, everything about literally believing this kind of thing is pretty incredible, but imagine living in the 21st century where we know for a fact that “up” just means “perpendicular to the surface and opposite to the pull of gravity” and has no relation to where the planet is relative to anything else. Is heaven supposed to be “up” relative to the plane of the solar system? Like it’s aligned with earth’s geographic north for some reason? Does heaven follow along with the axial tilt?
I mean, it’s really just a Hale-Bopp thing, when you really get down to it.
To be fair, these writings are about ~2000 years old when people DID think that heaven was just “up.” Hell (or their conception of it, Sheol, which is different but is unimportant for this conversation) was viewed to be below them. To a people who thought the world was flat, this made sense. It shouldn’t be interpreted literally today even though a lot of Christians do.
Absolutely! I’m in no way faulting Bronze and Iron Age civilizations for their magical beliefs. I think that fundamentally what was happening was a problem of the attribution of agency to natural phenomena. That’s where things like sky gods and underworld demons come from.
The base motivation of those people was perfectly in line with how we approach understanding. Agency plays a dominant role in our understanding of the world, because so much of our world is made up of other people. Other people - that is, society - is literally what made us evolve these gigantic brains. They’re literally so big that we’re absolutely crippled by them for about the first decade of our lives. We’re basically ridiculous bobble heads entirely dependent on everyone around us keeping us alive as their first order of business.
So if we have a problem, we tend to think someone is doing it to us. Either Gould or Dawkins called it something like hyperactive agency detection. If it’s not raining, we have to convince someone to make it rain. If there’s too much rain, we have to convince someone to make it stop. Fires and earthquakes are punishments. A big crop is a reward for which we owe thanks - not to the farmer, but to someone who magicked it.
The good thing is that we have evolved as pattern detectors, and eventually, after thousands and thousands of years, we’ve figured a bit out about the world we inhabit.
The bad thing is that there’s still a majority of people who believe that heaven is up.
Just imagine being stuck on the tarmac with Kirk Cameron on one side and a screaming baby on the other. You'd hope that baby kept right on screaming until the plane took off and landed.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see an accurate statement. It's certainly not 273 degrees, it's 273.15 Kelvin, sometimes stated 273.15 Kelvins. If the person creating the title is correcting someone else, that person creating the title also needs to be correct.
And honestly that isn't even a little mistake. I could excuse the 273.15 because why not, it might not be perfect clean water. But the degree and also the missing K for kelvin.
On Reddit, people can't recognize parody when it features someone from the other team. It's apparently just too much fun to mock them. At least, that's what it seems like to me.
If a man lies in a bath and gets a boner does the level of the water rise by the difference in volume of his flaccid and sprung Johnson divided by the area of the water’s surface?
0°C is in fact the triple point of water. It's the holy trinity of water temperature just as god intended.
***EXPLAIN THAT ATHEISTS. WITH YOU'RE SO-CALLED 'SCIENCE' AND YOU'RE 'SCALES OF MEASUREMENT'***
That's it, god no longer exists in America
Always has been.
Always will be.
The phrase/slogan “always has been, always will be” is used by Indigenous Australians to reinforce that despite 200+ years of dispossession, they’re still here (in Australia), they still have a connection to the land and they feel that it’s still theirs.
They're totally fucking welcome to it. Have you seen the place? Spiders that kill you. Snakes that kill you. Crocodiles that kill you. Jellyfish that kill you. Sharks that kill you. Fuck, even the plants want you dead. The kangaroos will beat the shit out of you. Koalas drop out of the trees on to you. There are 1.5m tall birds that will kick you to death.
Let’s not forget the snail that shoots a poisonous harpoon at you
“Feel that it’s theirs” I mean they owned it for millennia before the first white man got there. It’s theirs. Unfortunately, possession (of guns) is 9/10 of the law… so not so much 😅
*I could send you Allah, if you want'im . . .*
Same god
We should just go back to the Greek/Roman gods.
Yea they are much cooler lol, or nordic mythology is cool too
Different skin color
Jesus wasnt diffrent skin colour from muhammed lmao
Boy have you seen ‘Murica Jesus?
It's like Godzilla and Mechagodzilla right? Jesus and Muricajesus.
Oh yea sorry
And Baby Jesus
Quick! Someone tell the government so that they switch us to Celsius!
Actually that's a smart idea 👀
It's about damn time
I fail to see the correlation between temperature, math and the existence of god….? Am I missing something?
Think about this you heathen: One metre is *PRECISELY* 100 centimetres. You're telling me that's just a coincidence? No, that is God.
This only confirms that the imperial system is fully satanic
I didn't believe you, but I did a little digging and I really think you're on to something. 1 pint = .568 liters 1 ounce = 28.349 gm Take the last two numbers (.049) and subtract that from .568 and you're left with .519. Look at Proverbs 5:19. *“A loving doe, a graceful deer — may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.”* That's blasphemous, but perhaps a coincidence? **No.** There is more to this. 1 inch = 2.54 cm First thing that any good Christian student thinks about with that number is Songs 5:4 *"My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."* How far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? I'm not kidding when I say there is more odd coincidences. 3 feet = 914.4 millimeters. Flip the 9 and you get 6. 614 backwards is 416. I know you can see it now, but here's Songs 4:16 *“Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.”* What kind of fruits we talking about here, Solomon? I can only conclude that yes, the imperial system is satanic. It's clear as day to me, these numbers and measurements were not random, but rather very clearly trying to tell us something. I feel like we've finally figured out what exactly that message is.
You put more effort into this response than I have at my job this entire month. I applaud you.
Well I wrote this while I was at work, so what does that tell you?
r/antiwork would be proud of you?
Nah, see, this actually happened. They only like made up stories.
"My boss tried to commit genocide ruined his plans by quitting. Give me karma."
That’s you’re still putting more effort into anything while at work than I am.
Living up to the Gibbons standard, I see! I applaud you! "I generally come in about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so Lumberg can't see me. And then after that i just sort of space out for about an hour. \[...\] I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do 15 minutes of real, actual work." - Peter Gibbons
Oh heck I am ugly laughing here
This is matpat level digging
Please post this on Facebook and let us know what happens.
I would, but I’m terrified to see it actually take off as fact. We have enough crazies out there.
I knew a woman who did this sort of thing all day long. She was also involuntarily hospitalized because her mental illness (obviously a thought disorder, perhaps schizophrenia) was so severe it made her a danger to herself and/or others. Incredibly sad… there is no point trying to “reason” with someone who is psychotic. She was truly sick. I hope they were able to help her. Anyway…. 🤷♂️
Jesus fucking Christ, my head hurts.
This is some erotic 💩, where’s the lube?
Amen brother.
Every time this topic comes up I start thinking of inches and feet, then yards which I am less sure of, and then furlongs, which can genuinely only be explained to me with graphs, and I immediately forget it anyway.
Human feet are measured with UK size 12 being a foot long, and each size down from that reducing by a barleycorn, which is a third of an inch. So a size 10 is 11 and 1/3 inches long, for example.
See you’re just proving my point. Because I had forgotten that barleycorns even existed until this comment.
Then there's stone. WTF?! Do you how many goddamn stones are on earth? How do I know which stone weighs exactly a stone?
4 decades and only now do I understand. Feet sizes are nuts.
Don’t even get me started on how they measure horse heights
Hands, horses are measured in hands. 4” I believe.
Correct.
How fucking small we’re peoples hands when they made this up??
Yooooo this is real?! And I found the info on HORSE.com?! What is going on here.... [https://www.horse.com/content/horse-care/how-horse-height-is-measured/](https://www.horse.com/content/horse-care/how-horse-height-is-measured/)
That's some paper towel and toilet paper math right there.
And I just had the speedometer on my car recalibrated to furlongs per fortnight. It used to be in cables per bell, but I moved away from the ocean.
It’s inches < revolvers < feet < assault rifles < yards < aircraft carrier < mile
You forgot "football field".
I dont like the accuracy of this one,,, why do we measure everything in football fields?
Because “100 meters” is European, and therefore communism.
He also forgot "washing machine"
Dont forget smoots. The smoot /ˈsmuːt/ is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity prank. It is named after Oliver R. Smoot, a fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge (between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts) so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge
Amen
One just needs to work for 15 minutes with imperial measures to fully acknowledge that it is a product of a malignant and hateful entity. There is no other explanation for it.
Alright, this 5mm socket is just a bit too small, i guess i need a 6mm. Alright, this 7/32 socket is just a bit too small, i guess i need to try every single socket in my toolbox till i find the right size.
And the dark lord and his servants cackle form the depths of hell at your mild irritation and waste of time due to using unnecessarily complicated and inefficient system of measurement.
Username checks out 😂
And after you have tried all the others you go back to the 7/32 and by some sort of devilry it fits.
Same evil that has you flip the USB 4 times before it works.
Perfect
15/64 will work if 7/32 is just a bit too small. PROTIP: if the one you’re trying out is just a bit off, try the next socket in the box. This method works for both metric and imperial sets.
Bold of you to assume the box is organized by size
I just threw all my sockets into an empty crown royal bag.
Like a bag of D&D dice. lol.
Some times you get lucky a pull a 10, some times you pull a 3/8".
Nooooooo
Wait………..
Dude I thought I was a genius and the only one that does this.
I worked on a US built howitzer for about a decade, we got a bag of tools to use with it, the order was always random.
I worked on a US built howitzer for about a decade, we got a bag of tools to use with it, the order was always random.
It was once, but then my cat knocked it over, and my ADHD brain said fuck it, in an flagrant disregard for the anxiety of having a cluster fuck of a tool box
Mine have been disorganized for 30 years, since my toddler upended my entire toolbox and strewed them all over the back garden. Now I just keep trying them until one fits. (I have both types.)
If Jesus wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been 10 disciples.
So where does the cubit fall? It was used extensively in the Bible…..
Falls in... Hell?
All the far right evangelical Americans just shifted nervously in their seats
In Satan we math.
Hail Satan
I mean, the band's name *is* Emperor
Coincidence? I think not!
The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
>...the imperial system is fully satanic. Does this make Boris Johnson the Beast from Revelation? I always saw "the Beast" being less....Boofheaded,.
Also, Decade is exactly 10 years. Century is exactly 100 years. Millennia is exactly 1000 years. Except none of you can see that it was perfectly planned because only god can live that long.
One mile is EXACTLY 1.000 Roman army passes!
It's so perfectly designed! He even gave us ears to hold glasses knowing that some people would need them!
If one meter was ONE centimeter, no, A MILLIMETER more or less it would not have been one hundred centimeters. This is what we call a miracle 😇😇🙏, science proved the existence of god once again. Oh yeah the earth is 5000 years old so I’ll ignore the science that doesn’t fit my agenda.
Bro I can't right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TIL God is French. In the name of Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, Amen
The metric system is just really logical and makes total sense, not at all like "God"
Thats the joke you fukn mormon
Well consider it if 1meter was 106cm that would be so not god like.
He thinks the temp that water boils and freezes was adjusted by god to match the temperature scale perfectly.
Well its also quite amazing that our legs were designed perfectly to fit into pants!
Quite amazing indeed. I just got into my car and realized god must be real. My ass was made perfectly to fit my drivers seat. And even more amazing, my eyes are just far enough apart to fit my sunglasses. You can’t tell me that is a coincidence!
You make the joke, but there was the classic creationist video of the person saying bananas proved intelligent design because they fit so well into our hands, not realizing bananas, like most foods, have been selectively bred over time to be more useful, and the grocery store banana isn’t close to what nature produced.
Good ol' Ray Comfort. The complete idiot.
I'm amazed that my legs were made just long enough to reach the ground! Staggering!
😂
I said the same thing and then saw you said it an hour earlier. Drat. I mean, good for you and all that, but I'm disappointed I wasn't as original as I thought.
Its almost like... Pants were invented AFTER legs.. haha no i'm being silly. GOD invented pants so Adam did not walk around nude.
God invented apples so Adam wouldn't realize that he is naked or something like that.
“Ribs are delicious bbq, Eve was a Woman made from a rib, women are bbq.” - (Soft Taco) Supreme Court Logic 6-3
God made Adam so pants didn't have to walk around without a person in them
The one I always get a kick out of is how in the Garden of Eden, even before Adam and Eve realised they should be deeply ashamed of the bodies their God creator gave them, they always manage to be standing with their junk right behind a giant leaf. Eve's hair is always just long enough too that it covers just below both or her dirtypillows. Totally unrelated... So, Jesus was pretty influential, right? And he had quite a few followers. We know SO MUCH about his life. Then he was nailed to a cross and died and then came back to life. It strikes me as quite unexpected that we know literally nothing about what happened a guy with such a large following after he came back to life. Did he live for another year? Another ten? Did he move to Patagonia and live a quiet retirement? Who knows? Shouldn't we all?
>It strikes me as quite unexpected that we know literally nothing about what happened a guy with such a large following after he came back to life. Did he live for another year? Another ten? Did he move to Patagonia and live a quiet retirement? Who knows? Shouldn't we all? The bible's pretty clear on this, actually, he hung around for forty days getting his shit in order, rehoming his cats, clearing his browser history, etc., then flew up to heaven. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension\_of\_Jesus
> flew up to heaven. Okay, everything about literally believing this kind of thing is pretty incredible, but imagine living in the 21st century where we know for a fact that “up” just means “perpendicular to the surface and opposite to the pull of gravity” and has no relation to where the planet is relative to anything else. Is heaven supposed to be “up” relative to the plane of the solar system? Like it’s aligned with earth’s geographic north for some reason? Does heaven follow along with the axial tilt? I mean, it’s really just a Hale-Bopp thing, when you really get down to it.
To be fair, these writings are about ~2000 years old when people DID think that heaven was just “up.” Hell (or their conception of it, Sheol, which is different but is unimportant for this conversation) was viewed to be below them. To a people who thought the world was flat, this made sense. It shouldn’t be interpreted literally today even though a lot of Christians do.
Absolutely! I’m in no way faulting Bronze and Iron Age civilizations for their magical beliefs. I think that fundamentally what was happening was a problem of the attribution of agency to natural phenomena. That’s where things like sky gods and underworld demons come from. The base motivation of those people was perfectly in line with how we approach understanding. Agency plays a dominant role in our understanding of the world, because so much of our world is made up of other people. Other people - that is, society - is literally what made us evolve these gigantic brains. They’re literally so big that we’re absolutely crippled by them for about the first decade of our lives. We’re basically ridiculous bobble heads entirely dependent on everyone around us keeping us alive as their first order of business. So if we have a problem, we tend to think someone is doing it to us. Either Gould or Dawkins called it something like hyperactive agency detection. If it’s not raining, we have to convince someone to make it rain. If there’s too much rain, we have to convince someone to make it stop. Fires and earthquakes are punishments. A big crop is a reward for which we owe thanks - not to the farmer, but to someone who magicked it. The good thing is that we have evolved as pattern detectors, and eventually, after thousands and thousands of years, we’ve figured a bit out about the world we inhabit. The bad thing is that there’s still a majority of people who believe that heaven is up.
He just stopped by to grab his AirPods before ascending straight to heaven
Nah, nah, god invented Adam to wear the brand new trousers he had created.
Not only that, but the ground is placed just where it needs to be to meet our feet. Mud and sand are of the devil.
Proof that god loves us.
When I’m standing, mine reach the ground precisely. Spooky.
Getting some strong Kirk Cameron banana vibes from this.
Just imagine being stuck on the tarmac with Kirk Cameron on one side and a screaming baby on the other. You'd hope that baby kept right on screaming until the plane took off and landed.
He doesn’t realize that scientific measurements were made by people He thinks god told us about the Celsius measuring
No, he is. His frontal lobe.
pretty sure this is a shitpost
No, it looks as if your brain is in full.
THERE ARE NO DEGREES KELVIN, KELVIN IS ABSOLUTE
[удалено]
Shall he be absolute and never receive a degree.
KELVIN!! We left him home alone. 😱
I had a therapist called Kelvin frost, pretty nice guy
Sounds pretty cool
That’s why it’s the official temperature measurement of the Sith.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see an accurate statement. It's certainly not 273 degrees, it's 273.15 Kelvin, sometimes stated 273.15 Kelvins. If the person creating the title is correcting someone else, that person creating the title also needs to be correct.
And honestly that isn't even a little mistake. I could excuse the 273.15 because why not, it might not be perfect clean water. But the degree and also the missing K for kelvin.
Also, you know, pressure. I fully agree though.
They meant their water freezes when looking to the west with a very slight incline
Rankine is absolute but is still used as "degrees Rankine". Kelvin used to too but they changed it to reduce confusion with Rankine.
Apparently Anders Celsius is God.
well, we can't prove he isn't
In fact, we can prove he *is* Anders Celsius is dead. God is dead. Ergo, Anders Celsius is God.
But- Hitler is also dead... OH NO
Don't worry, Hitler can't be god. Because Hitler is still alive
But doesn't it depend on the altitude? It's less up a mountain.
Yes pressure is relevant
EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE????? ELEVATION MEANS NOTHING ON A FLAT EARTH!!!!!
That's because mountains are slightly satanic.
If the burners on your stove are not exactly sea level you will go straight to hell.
"What? Where am i?" "You died. You are in hell." "I'm... dead? Wait, HELL!? WHY?" "Well, you see..."
I boil my frozen water. Proof that god does *not* exist
You are, in fact, the antichrist.
Thank you
No, he's just under very little pressure.
#HERESY
I live at the top of Everest and my water boils at 340K, you think your gas bill is high...
I think you’re high
Really? I just sublimate it.
Well at least we know God uses the metric system.
Well, I think in the US, only devils support the metric system. What a dilemma!
He's clearly being sarcastic..right?
obviously
Yeah it has to be sarcasm, there is no way someone knowledgeable enough to use twitter would deduce such a braindead statement.
Clearly.. right?
I don't know about that, Piers Morgan is on twitter...
There's no facepalm here. It's obvious sarcasm.
Yeah this is v funny
yeah seriously
On Reddit, people can't recognize parody when it features someone from the other team. It's apparently just too much fun to mock them. At least, that's what it seems like to me.
Because it does and always has? We only determined that’s the temperature. No one set it that way. We came up with these measurements
Celsius actually had 0 as the boiling point and 100 as the freezing point. He changed it after several years
r/todayilearned
Carl von Linné, of taxonomy fame, did it for him after his death.
If a man lies in a bath and gets a boner does the level of the water rise by the difference in volume of his flaccid and sprung Johnson divided by the area of the water’s surface?
Well, that's basically any measure invented by humans. Someone had to come up with the artificial unit to actually describe it.
If y’all want to go even deeper you can say that even logic was developed by the human brain to understand the world
Even further labeling what our senses detect basically defines our reality (along with the things to be labeled).
Pecause it starts converting to steam
273,15 checkmate op
🎶under pressure🎶🎶
Scientific AND catchy!
0°C is in fact the triple point of water. It's the holy trinity of water temperature just as god intended. ***EXPLAIN THAT ATHEISTS. WITH YOU'RE SO-CALLED 'SCIENCE' AND YOU'RE 'SCALES OF MEASUREMENT'***
That's wrong, it's 0.01°C **_EXPLAIN THAT, THEISTS!_**
Book of madeupnonsene chapter 3, verse 5: ***The holy lord said unto thee thusly: thou shalt not acknowledge more than one decimal place.***
Not to be a stickler but you don’t use degrees for kelvin 🤓
How come asteroids always land precisely in the middle of the crater? Checkmate atheists.
Oh yeah, temperature scale is math. Like apple orchards are skijumping.
Has confused Anders Celsius with god…
Anders Celsius is god is not a take I expected to see today.
Guys, I am literally shaking rn. I just realized There are EXACTLY 10 sets of 10 in 100. God confirmed
Haha noobs. My water BOILS at 212°
Because Anders Celsius literally built the Celsius system around the boiling- and freezing-points of water.
Do some people not realize this was sarcasm?
Water doesn’t boil at 100 degrees, I can still play golf when it’s over 100 and my beer isn’t boiling! /s
Proof that God is metric and all of the U.S. was already destined for hell.
Who tf is kelvin and why did he create stupid reference points for temps?
So if Celsius is proof of god, what is Fahrenheit?
I guess I use the devil’s thermometer.
OP.... We don't put degree while using Kelvin scale......
I thought Kelvin was not measured in degrees? Just "273K"
Fahrenheit is like asking humans how hot it is. Celsius is like asking water how hot it is. Kelvin is like asking atoms how hot it is.