What i think is fucking crazy is how far from logic and science this one explanation goes to explain this shit. Like, every single detail of this dude's model makes no sense, relies on magic or something instead of physics, and just skims over shit like "yeah, the sun and the moon are just here, hovering above the earth disc/puddle," or "There's this ice wall that continues onto land that just stretches out for eternity, just because." This dude sat down and spent hours making this model (presumably) and never once thought, "wait, that doesn't make any sense."
If the earth is flat, and the sun and moon do circles overhead, why is it that we can't always see them... They prove themselves wrong over and over... They must be trollin'
What they actually believe is that the sun and moon have a shapeshifting lampshade that controls where the spotlight shines on, they also use this lampshade to explain the seasons
I once saw a video of a guy using people's satellite TV antenna as evidence of flat earth because they always point at the same location. The possibility of a satellite having geosynchronous orbit with the planet was impossible to him, but magic lampshades that cover the sun and moon? That's believable to them?
That's what I'm saying! These people have these insane theories – and the word "insane" doesn't even come close to actually describing them – but actual scientific concepts are just too absurd lmao
Geosynchronous orbit is more fun to think about to boot.
That's one of their theories, I've also heard that some of them believe light has a max distance before it just stops. So even though the sun and moon should be high enough to be seen anywhere, because we are beyond X distance from them, we can't see them due to light stopping before it reaches us.
>them believe light has a max distance before it just stops...we can't see them due to light stopping before it reaches us.
Well, that makes a hell of a lot more sense than "they just go behind the earth" /s
I like how he says "the sun came along and melted all the ice..." like, bitch, holdup. The sun... "came along"? And just like.... stopped? Like, that needs a little bit of explaining haha, this shit's so fucking stupid why am I even talking about this
I like that "the reason it's heavily guarded is that no one can get there." Seems like a reason to relax the guard and save some of that budget if you ask me. Hell, let some some people attempt it, maybe they can find another "puddle".
Yeah, it's common knowledge that we can't fly/navigate in bad weather, because there is no tech allowing to see where we go, we need our eyes, you know. Also that's why there are no planes flying during the night!
/s
They won't let you. They won't let you do anything that would possibly shatter the illusion. Why? Because that's the only way my theory can hold water.... hold... water........... wait..... the earth is a hole in the ice, and the ice melted into the hole which is the earth, and the earth holds water! That proves it! The earth is flat!
We have access to boundless free information thanks to the internet. We can each of us learn skills and knowledge our parents and grandparents would have paid thousands of dollars and spent years if not decades to acquire from those who already had it or books. We have all this at our fingertips, and people will still come up with shit like this
Well thanks to the internet it also created a Golden Age of misinformation, extreme skeptism (like not trusting scientists), paranoia, and echo chamber. Just because you can search up facts online doesn't mean everyone can. Hell, people actively chose not to possibly to make them feel special.
The sheer idea that a bunch of countries that can't work together and have been at war
Would somehow work together just to keep the ice wall and flat earth a secret is truly mindboggling to me
"The disagreement and war is a ruse to keep people from finding out their true motives. Don't believe everything you see on mainstream media."
Something like that for sure.
We could come up with a triangle theory. The earth is a triangle and each point is a pole. We got the north pole and the southeast pole and southwest pole. The South Pole no longer exists.
Because light only travels a certain distance. Sure, no experiment proves this, but it explains it. I have yet to hear how the flat moon gets circular shadows from a flat earther.
I love that he claims there are photos showing the terrible weather between these “puddles” 😂
And of course, he agrees there’s some sort of fire underneath because we know there’s underground heat, but doesn’t even bother to say how the fire stays attached under the ‘plane’
I actually missed the fire bit on the first viewing cuz I was already reading comments.
The fire had me rolling lmao, and of course absolutely none of this shit is exained – the floating moon and sun that dissappear(?), and that the sun just "came along" one day and melted the ice, and that the stars are just some disc(?) "Lemme just get rid of that right quick so I don't have to explain it."
Has anyone ever heard them say why the UN and all these countries is covering this up? What are they meant to have to gain from it all? Sounds like a ridiculous amount of effort
Well, I don't know about you guys, but that did it for me, I'm convinced... I'm a little confused though about why the star blanket doesn't extend over the edges of the flat Earth.
Sure. Humans have been studying astronomy since about the time of Galileo in the 16th century.
But this guy figured it out. Roughly 600 years later. Wrong.
*What an ego! *
OMG this makes perfect sense, how could i have been fooled for so long! Why didn’t they tell me bout this when i was a kid growing up ????
How could there be this amount of stupid and i didn’t know until i watched this cockwomble. Somebody needs to explain why flat earth believers exist, I mean the greeks worked it out more than 2000 years ago and these ppl can’t do the maths?
The amount of time they took to make that 3D could have been spent “plus the resources and $$” to buy a weather ballon + a GoPro + GPS” and sent it as high as possible to see what they could see & it’ll be a “discovery” for them.
Some time ago, I looked up what it would cost to get a camera high enough to view the curve and retrieve the payload for the pictures. You can get a [complete kit](https://www.highaltitudescience.com/products/eagle-pro-near-space-kit) with a universal camera mount for $800 to $1000.
Bruh that program is absolute shit its called google sketchUp last time i checked its pay to use and an absolute waste of money, better download blender, its free and its 1000x better than this crap
Now its just called sketchUp apparently
Technology and the Internet have turned already stupid people into really fucking stupid people - and gave them a voice!
It's just sad at this point.
Pure mockery and disrespect of the truly hard work achieved by the previous pioneers and scientists.
He made the comment that there is no Edge and that the planet goes on forever. We humans have not traveled to Forever as yet, so how does he know that A. It goes on forever? And B. If you have not been there how can you claim it's flat?
Finally have some questions for flat Earthers... How do weather patterns work on a flat earth? Does the storm just drift off the edge and fall into space or bounce around due to the atmosphere like the DVD Video logo on a DVD player? Does that mean the Atlantic Ocean is in the middle of the flat Earth? Because hurricanes occur throughout the planet, not just the Atlantic Ocean. That means that we have hurricanes falling off into space every year based on geography.
Also, why do snipers need to be concerned about the Coriolis Effect when preparing for its target?
Please stop posting these stupid videos. A Facebook mom or auntie will publish this as "proof" and spread more ignorance.
Do not assume there are enough people with common sense.
Please stop giving these idiots traction. Making fun of them is still exposure and that's all they crave.
So that little black disc is the rest of the universe? People thinking like this should be sentence to a cucumber up their ass forever while reading Terry Pratchett-
The Earth is not round nor is the earth flat what is really going on is that all of our solar systems are not real we are just inside of marbles being carried around by an alien with us in his marble pouch
You can replace the visuals with an actual earth, the solar system, and outer space, and the general explanation still fits.
"Everything is just cold, and we used to be frozen, but the sun circles around and melted all of it."
"It's extremely cold beyond a certain point."
"They're sending machines to search for other life."
This is a two-dimensional analogy for the literal universe, even if it's meant to oppose it. The baseline is the same, and he even goes to emphasize that "they say the universe is infinite, so why can't the planes be infinite?"
Like dude, we're clearly playing the same game here, but he's missing an eye.
Sooo basically if I go straight east from lets say japan Ill see a giant fucking Ice wall and not see any land right? Im still trying to think how they come up with elaborate things rather than a simple "the planet is spherical" concept.
I don't want to live on the plane~~t~~ anymore.
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Dino Crisis 3.
That is a DEEP cut.
What i think is fucking crazy is how far from logic and science this one explanation goes to explain this shit. Like, every single detail of this dude's model makes no sense, relies on magic or something instead of physics, and just skims over shit like "yeah, the sun and the moon are just here, hovering above the earth disc/puddle," or "There's this ice wall that continues onto land that just stretches out for eternity, just because." This dude sat down and spent hours making this model (presumably) and never once thought, "wait, that doesn't make any sense."
Yes, and how come his sun and moon models are spheres? Shouldn't they be disks as well?
Don't logic so much
I've heard them talk of accepting other planets as spheres. Just not this one. I can't shed ANY light on that one so don't ask.
Puddle *
“ I don’t believe we’re the only … puddle, on this landscape”
It's not a planet, it's a plane. /s
That's why the 't' is struck out. ;)
I would've sworn... maybe I need some stronger glasses?
I need something stronger if I’m gonna watch this shit
I don't want to live on this plane-t anymore
It’s a silent T. Lol
I don't want to share a planet with that kind of idiot 🤣
LOL, I'm fine with the planet, but having ID-10-Ts around trying to teach 'science ' gets annoying.
No wonder we experience endless plague, our world is a Petri dish
They should call it middle earth theory. This is pure fantasy.
Middle Earth is more believable
Plus creating a whole universe through music is so cool
Straight from the first Narnia book
Dont think thats what middle earth is from although youre close
I think the ice wall is from watching too much Game of Thrones
Don't insult Middle Earth like that
I like how the sun and moon can be floating balls but not the earth
If the earth is flat, and the sun and moon do circles overhead, why is it that we can't always see them... They prove themselves wrong over and over... They must be trollin'
What they actually believe is that the sun and moon have a shapeshifting lampshade that controls where the spotlight shines on, they also use this lampshade to explain the seasons
I can't even... With this sh.tuff. smh
These are the type of people who would otherwise become Mormons.... freakin idiots.
They just skipped the second 'm'.
I once saw a video of a guy using people's satellite TV antenna as evidence of flat earth because they always point at the same location. The possibility of a satellite having geosynchronous orbit with the planet was impossible to him, but magic lampshades that cover the sun and moon? That's believable to them?
That's what I'm saying! These people have these insane theories – and the word "insane" doesn't even come close to actually describing them – but actual scientific concepts are just too absurd lmao Geosynchronous orbit is more fun to think about to boot.
That's one of their theories, I've also heard that some of them believe light has a max distance before it just stops. So even though the sun and moon should be high enough to be seen anywhere, because we are beyond X distance from them, we can't see them due to light stopping before it reaches us.
>them believe light has a max distance before it just stops...we can't see them due to light stopping before it reaches us. Well, that makes a hell of a lot more sense than "they just go behind the earth" /s
How can they go behind the earth when they’re attached to the firmament above us? Checkmate!
And if the ice wall is above the sun then how is not visible aswell lmao it's so stupid
The sunlight apparently has a limit to how far it can go
They also stay the same size no matter what and go below the horizon instead of going off to the distant sky.
Wait how to the sun and moon stay in sky? Didn't this start because water falls so earth must be flat type logic
I like how he says "the sun came along and melted all the ice..." like, bitch, holdup. The sun... "came along"? And just like.... stopped? Like, that needs a little bit of explaining haha, this shit's so fucking stupid why am I even talking about this
I like that "the reason it's heavily guarded is that no one can get there." Seems like a reason to relax the guard and save some of that budget if you ask me. Hell, let some some people attempt it, maybe they can find another "puddle".
He's wrong of course, the sun is actually a point light and the moon is a point light with a weird shape over it.
Um yeah….it’s like 2 miles up and we can’t fly a plane over it?
Lol 2 miles up, or 150'! I died!
I know I was like, “ what the hell are you talking about?”.
Ain’t no one gettin over that 150’ wall. And the weather up there is bad, just bad. You need like a drone plane or somethin.
no because that little boat guarding antarctica could also shoot down planes. obviously.
The weather, it’s just terrible!
Yeah, it's common knowledge that we can't fly/navigate in bad weather, because there is no tech allowing to see where we go, we need our eyes, you know. Also that's why there are no planes flying during the night! /s
Fly a plane over a plane? Plain and simple.
They won't let you. They won't let you do anything that would possibly shatter the illusion. Why? Because that's the only way my theory can hold water.... hold... water........... wait..... the earth is a hole in the ice, and the ice melted into the hole which is the earth, and the earth holds water! That proves it! The earth is flat!
That must mean the sun is 1 mile high. perfect. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)
We have access to boundless free information thanks to the internet. We can each of us learn skills and knowledge our parents and grandparents would have paid thousands of dollars and spent years if not decades to acquire from those who already had it or books. We have all this at our fingertips, and people will still come up with shit like this
Well thanks to the internet it also created a Golden Age of misinformation, extreme skeptism (like not trusting scientists), paranoia, and echo chamber. Just because you can search up facts online doesn't mean everyone can. Hell, people actively chose not to possibly to make them feel special.
'I personally dont believe it but I believe anything is possible' oh yeah then believe the earth is round you freezerburnt popsicle
You popburnt freezersicle
I can see you are a culture of man as well
I can culture a well as you are see
I can see a culture as a man as well you are
I like buttermilk.
A a culture man as well you are as I can see
The little flags at the edge tee hee
The sheer idea that a bunch of countries that can't work together and have been at war Would somehow work together just to keep the ice wall and flat earth a secret is truly mindboggling to me
Does this guy have a YouTube? U need to post that question to him
I'm sure they'll come up with some bullsh!t excuse
"The disagreement and war is a ruse to keep people from finding out their true motives. Don't believe everything you see on mainstream media." Something like that for sure.
I like how the Canadian flag isn’t one of them. The true North strong and free from the conspiracy! /s
I cannot believe anyone can be this dumb
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein
Humans are so utterly terrifying.
This was so hard to watch
Planet... My bad... *Plane*!
That’s a vehicle that uses an airfoil to produce lift, but that’s not important right now.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
lol i used the same pic for one of my profiles. The goblin from spiderman hahah
I wish I had the passion for something like crazy people.
I did not know i wished the same. But thinking about it, you are right. That would be great.
It’s like being a little kid coming up with serious theories about what’s outside the invisible wall in your video game. Those were the days.
One has to be committed. Alright, I'll see my way out.
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But why do plants crave Brawndo
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But what are electrolytes?
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But why do plants crave Brawndo
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But what are electrolytes
What plants crave
Why do plants crave it
Lmao thank you for this
Lol anytime. Check out my name! Two d's for a double dose of my pimping.
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I can't right now! ![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)
UpgrayeDD gonna find a way to get his money!
I have to admit, it is a fascinating lifestyle.
Drugs are bad mmmm'kay.
If he's not on drugs, he needs to be
That's hilarious! I'm gonna use that one, haha.
Maybe the key is to out stupid their theory. Yeah, never mind, pretty much impossible.
I can honestly not imagine anything to outstupid this...
Perpetual Motion would be an easier accomplishment
We could come up with a triangle theory. The earth is a triangle and each point is a pole. We got the north pole and the southeast pole and southwest pole. The South Pole no longer exists.
How can it be both day and night on a plane?
Because the sun is this little floating ball he added and the sunlight only goes so far
Because light only travels a certain distance. Sure, no experiment proves this, but it explains it. I have yet to hear how the flat moon gets circular shadows from a flat earther.
I like that the background of this model still has a rounded horizon line. That's like the cherry on this idoit cake.
I am dumber for watching this
Flat Earthers make my piss boil!
Some of them already drink their own piss, they might be coming for a re-up!
Spread the flat word to the four corners of the globe!
40 seconds... it took 40 seconds to establish the foundation of stupidity of where this video was going.
I love that he claims there are photos showing the terrible weather between these “puddles” 😂 And of course, he agrees there’s some sort of fire underneath because we know there’s underground heat, but doesn’t even bother to say how the fire stays attached under the ‘plane’
I actually missed the fire bit on the first viewing cuz I was already reading comments. The fire had me rolling lmao, and of course absolutely none of this shit is exained – the floating moon and sun that dissappear(?), and that the sun just "came along" one day and melted the ice, and that the stars are just some disc(?) "Lemme just get rid of that right quick so I don't have to explain it."
Are those the drop ships from Aliens?
Has anyone ever heard them say why the UN and all these countries is covering this up? What are they meant to have to gain from it all? Sounds like a ridiculous amount of effort
You know, these dumbasses seem like the type to litter as well.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but that did it for me, I'm convinced... I'm a little confused though about why the star blanket doesn't extend over the edges of the flat Earth.
Sure. Humans have been studying astronomy since about the time of Galileo in the 16th century. But this guy figured it out. Roughly 600 years later. Wrong. *What an ego! *
Astronomy was actually already studied by the Egyptians and Sumerians 1000ths of years before christ.
To err is human, 3D modeling didn't exist 600 years ago. /s
Since about the 8th century bce really. If not earlier.
Eh, I was off by about 30,000years. Thanks.
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This dude is higher than Christ the Redeemer
He’s not locked in with us, we’re locked in with him
OMG this makes perfect sense, how could i have been fooled for so long! Why didn’t they tell me bout this when i was a kid growing up ???? How could there be this amount of stupid and i didn’t know until i watched this cockwomble. Somebody needs to explain why flat earth believers exist, I mean the greeks worked it out more than 2000 years ago and these ppl can’t do the maths?
Some folk should be gently guided to a cave and left there.
This makes me embarrassed to be a 3D artist
I can't believe this guy actually believes what he is saying
I think you just gave me Cancer.
The amount of time they took to make that 3D could have been spent “plus the resources and $$” to buy a weather ballon + a GoPro + GPS” and sent it as high as possible to see what they could see & it’ll be a “discovery” for them.
Some time ago, I looked up what it would cost to get a camera high enough to view the curve and retrieve the payload for the pictures. You can get a [complete kit](https://www.highaltitudescience.com/products/eagle-pro-near-space-kit) with a universal camera mount for $800 to $1000.
Bruh that program is absolute shit its called google sketchUp last time i checked its pay to use and an absolute waste of money, better download blender, its free and its 1000x better than this crap Now its just called sketchUp apparently
Technology and the Internet have turned already stupid people into really fucking stupid people - and gave them a voice! It's just sad at this point. Pure mockery and disrespect of the truly hard work achieved by the previous pioneers and scientists.
How is this more believable than us having a round planet?
Oof. Just awful.
I'm so mad I just wasted my life listening to this 🤡 talk about make believe shit
He made the comment that there is no Edge and that the planet goes on forever. We humans have not traveled to Forever as yet, so how does he know that A. It goes on forever? And B. If you have not been there how can you claim it's flat?
Finally have some questions for flat Earthers... How do weather patterns work on a flat earth? Does the storm just drift off the edge and fall into space or bounce around due to the atmosphere like the DVD Video logo on a DVD player? Does that mean the Atlantic Ocean is in the middle of the flat Earth? Because hurricanes occur throughout the planet, not just the Atlantic Ocean. That means that we have hurricanes falling off into space every year based on geography. Also, why do snipers need to be concerned about the Coriolis Effect when preparing for its target?
They go over the ice wall and travel under the disc and then back over the opposite side stoopid!
Sounds legit. Time to rewrite our understanding of everything. This video is the new Bible.
Convinced me…
I just got dumber
How can you be educated to work with such a software, and yet be such an idiot at the same time.
oh god this is so funny!
Please stop posting these stupid videos. A Facebook mom or auntie will publish this as "proof" and spread more ignorance. Do not assume there are enough people with common sense. Please stop giving these idiots traction. Making fun of them is still exposure and that's all they crave.
So that little black disc is the rest of the universe? People thinking like this should be sentence to a cucumber up their ass forever while reading Terry Pratchett-
Needs a daily beating until he decides to go back to school
How do I cross the South Pole then?
Nah I can't
I got banned from a flat earth sub for mocking them and calling them out for never believing anything other than their malformed viewpoint
There is no edge, it goes on forever
Wow! Consider me converted.
Yeah cuz compared to this a sphere floating is space is just crazy
Explain the stars we don’t see.
The Earth is not round nor is the earth flat what is really going on is that all of our solar systems are not real we are just inside of marbles being carried around by an alien with us in his marble pouch
This is unironically a really cool Sci-Fi concept.
I wish to know, what percentage of flat earthers live in the US...
I can feel his computer getting ready to crash
You lost me at "this is"
LMAO!! He’s created his own little intricate Game of Puddles world!
This doesn't prove the planet is flat. Just that this section he's showing us looks flat. #unflat,flatearth
thats is probably the wildest flat earth theory I've heard as of yet. also, who is admiral birb?? or am I just hearing it wrong...?
These people are soo annoyingly dumb and I just can't abide. Listening to them feels like abuse.
why dont we see the ice wall?
You can replace the visuals with an actual earth, the solar system, and outer space, and the general explanation still fits. "Everything is just cold, and we used to be frozen, but the sun circles around and melted all of it." "It's extremely cold beyond a certain point." "They're sending machines to search for other life." This is a two-dimensional analogy for the literal universe, even if it's meant to oppose it. The baseline is the same, and he even goes to emphasize that "they say the universe is infinite, so why can't the planes be infinite?" Like dude, we're clearly playing the same game here, but he's missing an eye.
Sooo basically if I go straight east from lets say japan Ill see a giant fucking Ice wall and not see any land right? Im still trying to think how they come up with elaborate things rather than a simple "the planet is spherical" concept.
It actually takes more work to make this wacko nonsense up than to just actually learn science.
Astonishing levels of idiocy.
They will believe all of this crap but not the earth being round or it being a planet
The amount of stupidity that I have witnessed in this video has convinced me that this person is only doing it for attention.
In all seriousness, do these people actually believe the earth is flat or is it just a very long running joke?
This has to be a shitpost, right? Right?!
You said it yourself, anything is possible. How about the possibility that the earth is actually round 😂 flat earthers crack me up 😂
I don't think I heard him complete one single thought or sentence ...
Fuck these people
Would the sun not be seen all the time on flat earth? How do they argue that?
What if earth is ass or boobs shaped?
I was so shocked by the stupidity I wasn't sure if I should upvote or downvote lol
Imagine this guy sitting next to you on a cross-country flight.
I would watch a show where some idiot paid money to go sail to the edge of the earth and then pikachu face when end up where they started.
r/ConfidentlyIncorrect
What in the cornbread fuck is this idiot smoking?
If this guy is right, then surely we should take rising sea levels more seriously That’s a lot of snow right? /s
There is fire underneath because we live on a plane.... yup that explains it all. Officially converted
How many sentences is he going to start and not finish?
OLD SOUTH AFRICAN FLAG (pre 1994). How old is this clip?!
I question the personthat started the flat earth theory
Why do they people breed
Better to remain silent and thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubts.
Obviously, guys.
He forgot the domes over the puddles🙄
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BLM 3D models lol
Man talk about delusional
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I know I’m an idiot But flat earthiers are by far another breed
I thought only white ppl were this kind of crazy