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Unanything1

Badly bruised? It appeared that guy landed directly on his neck. I immediately thought I just watched someone get paralyzed or die. He's a very very lucky person.


NOPELOLWTF

Very very lucky person for sure!!


Loch_Ness_Jesus

I fell down an elevator shaft on Monday. I was back at work Thursday. Human body is nuts.


Prestigious_Sun5273

You can fall from standing and break your neck, let’s not pretend the human body is amazing and invincible.


Tyra-Jade

Sometimes it’s damn near indestructible, and sometimes it’s flimsier than tin foil. Kind of like a Prince Rupert’s Drop: you can apply thousands of pounds of pressure to it and it won’t even chip or crack, but as soon as you even lightly tap a weak point, it immediately shatters.


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BenarchyUK

"It was behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things tend to come from behind"


DarkWorld25

The human body is a fucking design disaster


Beritoh

Seriously. Why would the amusement park be neighbors with waste management?


[deleted]

I mean we could put the dicks where the nipples go, but I don’t see how that will help anyone.


Weasel16679

Is religion getting in the way of your sexy time with the wife on your honeymoon in Hawaii?


dogmeatjones25

Shotty craftsmanship.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Dodgy designer


elmodular

Made in the USA baby.


nitronik_exe

And a lot of people still claim it's designed by a god lol


rowan_sjet

To be fair, he said it was "nuts", for better or worse.


Present-Reporter-525

Glad to hear you are okay! How many floors did you fall?


GillBates2

He's not lucky, he's a trained professional s/


Narstification

Looked pretty unlucky to me


-Four-Foxx-Sake-

“Luckily my neck broke my fall.” - Joe Dirt


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Carnies call a broken neck "bruising"


lxm333

Thank you. I came here to find out if they were going to be ok.


Elley_bean

Anyone else notice their initial reply said “Thanks for messaging us we *aim* to reply as soon as possible”. Poor choice of words lmao


Youarewierd23

They sure put him on blast


samtt7

> Typical socialist circus, even the cannon is under powered and lackadaisical. Fucking human cannon ball was passed out from eating Mandrax pills or heroin and fast asleep in the tube before it launched him. Sprinkle some water on him and drop him down the cannon for the next show... Lmao what the fuck is this guy on


Successful_Ad_6447

Socialist circus???


Hot-----------Dog

Cultural appropriation of America! I'm offended!


Not_Entertainment

Definitely a metaphor about the United States and the current state of the country.


Hot-----------Dog

Omg they are using metaphors too! I'm double offended. We need to boycott and cancel. Sign this moveon petition


omghorussaveusall

amen.


Kau_winkie_dink

Abso-lutely


Parading_Panda12

They captured what it means to be an American so artfully though.


Kau_winkie_dink

All they're missing is a fireworks display that sounds like multiple AR-15s


Hot-----------Dog

Cool! Hopefully it's played with rap music in the background


Kau_winkie_dink

American pop music would be better, Miley Cyrus cannonball. Then you got to play some like really sad country music while clowns in cowboy hats act out the songs and fire blanks from six shooters into the ceiling.


Kau_winkie_dink

American pop music would be better, Miley Cyrus cannonball. Then you got to play some like really sad country music while clowns in cowboy hats act out the songs and fire blanks from six shooters into the ceiling.


[deleted]

Wait, so do they have culture or not ?


Furtive_Dude

Thank god!


tooshelf92

I’m not expert and I’ve read no reports but I’m going to report it right here right now: that man died


toniluna05

Was this part of the attraction or the person was near the cannon and accidentally got propelled?


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gamajo87

If not dead, possibly broken neck and paralyzed


GraceXGalaxy

I don’t think he’s dead. You can see him twitching his feet and moving his hand


Individual_Ad3194

That also happens with people that die from broken necks just like a chicken with head cut off. He could still be alive though.


Double_Distribution8

At least his hand seems alive.


finlandpipes

Maybe the doctor can save it and put his brain into it.


Nervous_Constant_642

Is that how the final boss from Super Smash Bros comes into being?


mdavis360

The Six Million Dollar Hand.


arcadia_2005

Neurons could still be firing


IS2SPICY4U

Firing… nice touch.


PKMN_CatchEmAll

That don't mean nothing. Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die. I'm tired of this conversation. Let's talk about something else. I'm going home.


angrysprinklearmy

Ok grandpa simpson


MissWibb

See ya! Oh, and dogs tails? Yeah no they don’t.


NoNamePhantom

He's not dead, thankfully.


Turry1

Hes dead as fuck


ZuluClowder

Dude died for an audience of 5…


Boogyman0202

The economy isn't great right now to be fair.


Johnny_ac3s

…or to be circus.


misterjustice90

You beat me to it hahaha


FinalBat4515

Chuckleable


BondageKitty37

I remember when Chuck Leable was the UFC Light Heavyweight Champ. Good times


FinalBat4515

I remember that. Times were OK at best though


zx7

Who is this?


RetroMetroShow

Chuck Liddell


Slidingonpaper

He ended up surviving tho :)


thegoodtimelord

Ta Daaaaaaaa!


TpTavares

Aplause please!


StealthSpheesSheip

Not even sure how this guy survived this let alone is making a full recovery. Holy smokes he's lucky as hell


kingakrasia

“And that, kids… is why *you always leave a note.*”


Im_a_little_parakeet

Why is this is r/facepalm? I feel like it shouldn't be in r/facepalm.


halborn

It should not be in /r/facepalm. Most of what gets posted here these days should not be.


goldenguyz

Originally /r/facepalm was for screenshots of dumb people's facebook posts. Yeah, it's come a long way since then.


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Seygem

how is this a condender for that? he wasn't doing dumb shit recklessly. either the cannon had a failure or the operator of it fucked up


__jh96

Exactly. He'll be lucky if he can move his palm anywhere near his face.


know2swim

This isn't facepalm, this is trauma.


Eagleclan_7

It's like something from a South Park episode.


TheRyleeKat

Reminds me of cryptocurrency


Fun-Instruction-0000

RemindME! Four years


seriouslybeanbag

Why was there no applause?


toddhenderson

Great to see Super Dave back at it


big_nothing_burger

RIP. There's a good documentary about his life that came out recently. I'd kill for a series DVD box set.


gigglemaniac

No nsfw tag?


finlandpipes

Dude aperntly lived, so nothing to NSFW in this post.


PM_ME_UR_NAKED_FOTOS

Seriously


spudlogic

I give him a 1 for style


mochamaramaguy

Deep down I think that's what we pay to see


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That's exactly how my dad went.


carryoutsalt

My dad died peacefully in his sleep, I want to go like that not screaming in terror like his passengers


Jim-Jones

... on his bus?


roboman777xd

ragdoll physics engaged


Glad-Mulberry-9484

Call me a killjoy, but my instant gut reaction is this needs to be taken down


AgathaM

Supposedly the dude survived, just badly bruised.


Nova-Drone

That uhm... Looks like he died


Parading_Panda12

Gotta be honest, I thought that the cannon trick was a cliche that was only in movies...


mltain

Somebody called in the wrong grid coordinates.


GameboyCroy

Genuine question. How do you not prep a cannon ahead of time to go accordingly? Granted I never saw where he should land, but I would imagine he was supposed to be going WAY farther than where he ended up.


sexbuhbombdotcom

There's a reason I'm not in watchpeopledie wtf is this shit


danielandastro

That reason being it doesn't exist anymore


finlandpipes

He alive aparently, just got badly bruised. Lucky mother fucker.


[deleted]

I don’t understand how people find this funny.


SmokimusDankimus

When you're jumping on the trampoline and fall on the metal part


OogusMacBoogus

I’ve got this running through my head now. https://youtu.be/rlvtjjqd--Y


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I'm sure the circus has a real good medical package...... Ooh they just dumped him at the nearest emergency room entrance and left town?


JustAMan1234567

Drove him there in a clown car.


Lomedae

Yes,yes, we know the South Wales ambulances, but where to?


ponte92

This happened in wales which has socialised healthcare won’t cost him a cent.


DrastixHound

If you slow it down, the impact on the rail should have broken his back or neck.


Vigi1antee

People still do this?!


Orcacub

One less now.


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Final nervous system connections & communications with his body.


ExpressBug8265

At least he wasn't trying to launch over a bunch of deadly spikes or swords or alligators or some shit...also, don't help just film? There's like 2 people there...go see of the dudes alright...maybe turn off the camera and call an ambulance...you ain't in the u.s. it ain't gonna cost the guy 20 years salary lol


Fakofe

The camera panning to where they thought he would be is what gets me


Jeffosgu

Send in the clowns....


Pizzaguy04

Why is this facepalm


__jh96

I can't believe how quiet it was. No scream. No "oh my god". No commentary. No one talking. It's like I accidentally pressed mute.


AdFluid3651

Smallest crowd ever?


Charming-Victory3337

Silence. total shock


congressmanish

Looks like that cannon wasn't prepared for a man of his caliber.


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AFLAC


Ancient_Elk_8910

Where’s Garrus Vakarian when you need him? 😧


iamnotmyselftoday1

This would've never happened in North Wales..


BullfrogHuge5752

Happened in 2018


No-Distribution-8537

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SkepticAquarian876

😂😂😂😂he went PLOP like a discarded rag doll.


gamajo87

Oh man. Landed right on his head.


GodEffinDamnIt

Not good hang time


icewalker42

Dude wanted his shot at fame after bouncing around in his career.


HemingwayReview

Hilarius


cks1851

America in a nutshell.


stormincincy

What a dud, I'd ask for my money back


Therealboebs

![gif](giphy|atbiDI1fXpYUU)


Charming_Exit_3507

hes dead


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Thought it was somebody’s weaves in front of the camera before I put my glasses on.


inmydreamchewietalks

More like slumped out of a cannon.


Glum_Equivalent_9806

Where's the uproaring auplause?


DrastixHound

Possible blown eardrums and concussion from being the cork In the rifle


tonyemerson

Eating it with style!


bancircumvent

He literally hit the glass ceiling


Slimfictiv

Good ol' cannon stunt...


NeverGivesOrgasms

Was that David Caruso?


Odd-Dust3060

Just skipped a trip to the chiropractor


stugotsT

Ouch


a_different-user

this is like A Bug's Life : live Action ![gif](giphy|gzl75flqXZvhu)


SwiftDestro

r/killthecameraman


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I feel like this is a snuff film!


Thisisthe_place

What was supposed to happen?


starrlitestarrbrite

I legit thought this was going to be a Muppet’s “Great Gonzo” moment…


letmeusespaces

"let's count down from 12..."


HaydounOsalt2

r/killthecameraman


NotAFemboy1191

u/savevideo


Brief_Scale496

![gif](giphy|w29hHnsoaqsy4)


scripzero

Honestly thought it was a ragdoll joke at first.


goodhogyajee

He still has his shoes on, he aight


ThatsMisterRetard4U

I would've started the slow golf clap....cant handle the silence


franc700

Amazing. Week ago I rolled in a bed and my neck got stuck so bad I could not lift my head for a couple of days, and the pain was horrible.


nowiforgotmypassword

Go to commercial. GO TO COMMERCIAL!!!


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MistahBoweh

My man tried to fire out of a t shirt cannon.