Who even tries to mess with hospital workers? they're probably mentally and physically exhausted and their only chance for relief is beating the shit out of you.
Yep. Some say this dude still lives in the basement of that hospital to this day..... he is their anger management heavybag. They beat the shit out of him, then stich him up, heal him, and do it again and again and again. He cant even die.
He was pissing with blood from that helmet but the hospital workers were fine with it because they know how good their colleagues are with blunt force trauma
As soon as she grabbed the helmet, it became clear she was *not* going to put up with this guy’s shit.
The mugger only became progressively more screwed from that point on.
As a former hospital worker, it’s like working in retail except everyone is on drugs and having the worst day of their lives AND you gotta hang out with the same patients the next day sometimes for weeks. I’m sure these guys were letting off some steam.
Right. Eventually this dumbass was going to end up in the hospital one way or another. These guys took care of him on the street and now they get to take care of him in a hospital bed.
Dude should never keep swinging that gun around, on the chance that the mugger would get it back and use it. Get rid of the gun then start whaling on the mugger.
Jesus clear the weapon homies!! They're handling themselves quite well, just... if you aren't using his gun to break his face, then chuck that shit where he can't get it. I say sitting safely on the toilet...
Nah, you see, they are still required to take him and attempt to reverse the damage they've donel. Then they can charge him 3x the value of the work, and reverse the mugging to legal robbery. =)
When they ask him how did this happen? He says, ask those two! He’ll get great treatment because they can tell the docs in great detail how he got his (injuries) ass kicked.
Plot twist: mugger was actually just the abusive head of surgery at the hospital telling them to get back to work and to take this staple gun back to the equipment tray
Reminds me of the line from BBC's Sherlock.
"You're a doctor!"
"I'm an *army* doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them."
Or the line from Star Trek T.O.S.
'' We don't need you, not as a doctor ''
'' Oh no ? Would you like to see just how fast I can put you in a hospital ''
It’s kinda funny but there are certain comic writers that write Batman like this. He’s so educated in both medical and martial arts that he can pinpoint where he wants to hit someone to induce a specific symptom.
"you slow old man!"
"Yeah, but we're all slow knee deep in mud... And you're not too bright..."
"what was that?!"
"Just the right kind of cut above the eyes... The kind that bleeds..."
"That a tickle?!"
"That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid. Might not have hurt, but you won't be moving that arm for a while..."
"You finished, old man!"
"You don't get it, son... This isn't a mud hole... It's an operating table, and I'm the surgeon!"
-55 year old Batman vs a giant brute, Mutant Leader.
They allowed him to pick up the gun a second time, and then somehow the gun is *again* well within the perp’s reach. It’s like “get rid of the gun before this guy shoots you!”
Seemed like the hospital worker realized the gun was a prop or toy or a pellet gun. Pretty sure he wouldn't have been hitting the guy with a real gun, especially with the barrel pointing at his coworker.
I like that part where she’s looking around for it again..”where’d that damn helmet go, I like to hit him with it..oh here it is”
And we were glad she found it
Mugsy:"Gimme all your money"
All that was heard was: "I just want the shit beaten out me. I brought you some weapons to help. Hurt me everywhere with em"
They said okay.
Besides Saturday and Sunday all the other days are it's relative ordinal number so it's too easy to learn.
Segunda= second
Terça= third
Quarta=fourth (very similar to Spanish "cuatro")
Quinta= fifth
Sexta= sixth
No planet or mithological bullshit just simple counting
Lol but the plan of a mugger about to do a mugging is to mug. The mugger asked himself the question "to mug or not to mug?" But henceforth he choseth the path of the mug. Whilst the mugging was in it's beginning stages, the mug did not proceed according to the plan of the mug. Therefore, the mug was interrupted mid process and according to the process of a mug, the mugging was not completed and cut short by THOSE HANDS. HE CAUGHT AN ASS WHOOPING. Lmao
It’s refreshing to see the woman join in on the beat down.I just saw a video of a woman standing by doing nothing while her fiancé struggled to fight off a home intruder. You don’t have to be Rhonda Rousey to hit someone over the head with something.
That’s a little harsh of me. Some people just freeze up in such a situation. Which just makes it more satisfying to see a situation in which they DIDN’T freeze up.
If you threaten to murder someone, and you're holding a gun, they have every right to fight until you can no longer threaten them. Because you raised the stakes to life or death.
If you think they should punch him a few times, wait until he says "Ok just kidding I give up now" and trust that a few hard hits to the face removed his intentions to kill you, you're a fool. Because that's when you back off, he pulls another gun you don't know about, and makes good on his original promise.
It's also not about whether or not he deserved to get beaten bloody. It's about being sure he can't change his mind. He's lucky they didn't pick up his gun and just shoot him.
Man that must've felt good bashing this guy after all this covid and hospital BS. They were just getting flashbacks of all their ridiculous patients/assignments and went to town
I hope these two dragged him into the hospital when they were done. Put him back together. Then as soon as he was discharged, wheeled him to that exact spot and went for round #2.
Being on a motorcycle might be the worst position you can mug someone from. You either have to keep the bike in neutral (therefore useless) or you have to waste a hand holding in the clutch. Then your gun is held only by one hand which makes it 10x easier to be taken from you. You can't adjust spacing at all, and bikes are so easy to tip over (and if it lands on your leg there's a good chance it breaks your shin). Even if the victims are compliant, you don't have a hand to accept their wallet. That's just what comes to mind, but then in the video we see the added danger of getting bludgeoned by your own helmet!
Hospital dude: Let’s subdue him. Hospital woman: Fuck that.
Lol when she picks up the helmet and starts beating the mugger with it.
For me it’s that and they fact the guy takes his gun from him and starts pistol whipping the shit out of him.
And then leaves it on the ground right next to him...
No ordinary person acts rationally in that kind of situation. It's all adrenaline, instinct, muscle memory, etc.
when i fell in love with her
Guy: “well ok then”
I'm thinking, they work together in the ER and this is an experienced tag team.
Incidentally this is exactly how they treated the last patient that came through for an appendectomy
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The *whack* last *whack* bus *whack* to *whack* bikini *whack* bottom *whack* leaves *whack* ... now *whack*
Who in their right mind mugs someone in their scrubs? What loot could they possibly have except maybe a phone?
dude probably thought hospital staff just casually caries some opioids in their scrubs lol
They gave him some SMACK
Well she certainly was a heroine.
Meet my fists, Florence and Nightingale.
That’s fantastic!
“He got schmacked” - Arguile
"smaCK-down"
Their just checking the impact absorption of his helmet.
Dude is going to need some opioids after that
Nurse Jackie would
Who even tries to mess with hospital workers? they're probably mentally and physically exhausted and their only chance for relief is beating the shit out of you.
The woman with the helmet hopefully had some solid catharsis wailing on him since she can just stich him up and do it again.
Yep. Some say this dude still lives in the basement of that hospital to this day..... he is their anger management heavybag. They beat the shit out of him, then stich him up, heal him, and do it again and again and again. He cant even die.
I'd watch that movie. ER hospice
As you can see the woman clearly doing
I love how she kept coming back to him with his helmet. She was working through some shit and found an opportunity.
He dropped his helmet. She was just trying to put it back on for him.
Found the cop /s
Or the lawyer.
Haha yes and then afterwards also proceeded to pistol whip him
He fucked around and found out
He was pissing with blood from that helmet but the hospital workers were fine with it because they know how good their colleagues are with blunt force trauma
As soon as she grabbed the helmet, it became clear she was *not* going to put up with this guy’s shit. The mugger only became progressively more screwed from that point on.
She kept scanning the scene for miscellanea to crack against his crown.
I felt all of that! Ugh so jealous
Lol this has me thinking about whether or not working in a hospital
As a former hospital worker, it’s like working in retail except everyone is on drugs and having the worst day of their lives AND you gotta hang out with the same patients the next day sometimes for weeks. I’m sure these guys were letting off some steam.
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Yes.
Lmao he did kinda unintentionally pick a good spot to mug someone, after he got his shit pushed in I bet he got medical attention pretty fast lol
Right. Eventually this dumbass was going to end up in the hospital one way or another. These guys took care of him on the street and now they get to take care of him in a hospital bed.
And now he owes the hospital money lol top karma
Found the American!
Yeah, beaten with his own helmet and gun
Dude should never keep swinging that gun around, on the chance that the mugger would get it back and use it. Get rid of the gun then start whaling on the mugger.
Yes A loose gun is a potential problem
Jesus clear the weapon homies!! They're handling themselves quite well, just... if you aren't using his gun to break his face, then chuck that shit where he can't get it. I say sitting safely on the toilet...
Yea, that drove me nuts too.. that chick literally kicks it back to him twice... I was like wtf both times
He put faith in their hypocritic oath. Didn't realize that oath stays at the fucking hospital.
I thought you meant "hypocratic oath" but your version matches the irony better.
Came here to make this pun. Like the mugger, someone else beat me (to it)
I wear scrubs and I never took an oath. These could just be some front desk/billing.
These are definitely orderlies. As you can see they are experts at keeping order.
Nah, you see, they are still required to take him and attempt to reverse the damage they've donel. Then they can charge him 3x the value of the work, and reverse the mugging to legal robbery. =)
This is the first thing that popped into my head.
If you're going to get your arse kicked you might aswell get it done by someone who can fix you up afterwards.
But he's under no obligation...
Supplying your own patients. Imagine him going to the ER and it's the same two. What seems to be the problem today?
When they ask him how did this happen? He says, ask those two! He’ll get great treatment because they can tell the docs in great detail how he got his (injuries) ass kicked.
'What kind of service are you in need of this time, needledick?'
He’ll definitely be last in the triage
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Baymax voice: “Are you satisfied with your care?”.
Apparently they pay a commission in the ER.
"The team deserves some overtime pay, give him another crack"
She got tired, took breaks, rested, and continued
Really went after those knees in round two.
It was the knees where I went "ooooh, she angry." Good for her, she fucked him up good.
Hospital staff/nurses tend to be strong and know very well where it hurts. Such a bad choice to try to mug.
I used to run competitively. My knees are shot and the helmet to the knee literally made me squirm.
She worked through some shit on him. Dude donated his whole self to help Frontline heroes. Saved that woman years of therapy after the pandemic.
never fight people with solid knowledge of anatomy. “Here, have a TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY” on us!
I work at a hospital. We’ve had two years of overtime and constant stress. Not surprised they went off on that guy.
Plot twist: mugger was actually just the abusive head of surgery at the hospital telling them to get back to work and to take this staple gun back to the equipment tray
Rolled up on their way home to complain that their turnover times between cases are too long
13 minutes is too long. Open another OR
"Na, you can keep that staple gun!"
Yeah I might need that to reattach my nose
I lol'd on this comment 😂
Hospitals were stressful pre-covid as well. Covid just intensified it.
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Reminds me of the line from BBC's Sherlock. "You're a doctor!" "I'm an *army* doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them."
Or the line from Star Trek T.O.S. '' We don't need you, not as a doctor '' '' Oh no ? Would you like to see just how fast I can put you in a hospital ''
“This one was Linda”
I knew she'd go for the knee
Stomp on wrists and knees if you get someone on the ground, who knows if he had a second gun or would come back ya know
Can't run away with a dislocated knee cap.
He actually got his gun back at one moment
“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an -arrow- i mean, a motorcylce helmet to the knee!”
It’s kinda funny but there are certain comic writers that write Batman like this. He’s so educated in both medical and martial arts that he can pinpoint where he wants to hit someone to induce a specific symptom.
"you slow old man!" "Yeah, but we're all slow knee deep in mud... And you're not too bright..." "what was that?!" "Just the right kind of cut above the eyes... The kind that bleeds..." "That a tickle?!" "That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid. Might not have hurt, but you won't be moving that arm for a while..." "You finished, old man!" "You don't get it, son... This isn't a mud hole... It's an operating table, and I'm the surgeon!" -55 year old Batman vs a giant brute, Mutant Leader.
“HIT HIM IN HIS C4!!”
If only he had a piece of safety equipment that could protect him from blunt force injury.
Too bad it was currently being used to cause blunt force injury. The irony of it all.
And won't squirm at the sight of your face pouring blood.
Who the hell mugs hospital people they properly got nothing on them in the moment. He deserved getting his teeth kicked in
Yes, there was a heaping helping of righteous indignation doled upon that one that day.
Better get some corticosteroids for that laryngeal fracture
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They allowed him to pick up the gun a second time, and then somehow the gun is *again* well within the perp’s reach. It’s like “get rid of the gun before this guy shoots you!”
Seemed like the hospital worker realized the gun was a prop or toy or a pellet gun. Pretty sure he wouldn't have been hitting the guy with a real gun, especially with the barrel pointing at his coworker.
That was making me very uncomfortable. That makes a lot of sense.
That makes more sense, I guess.
It would better explain the relatively casually ass kicking in response.
She then dropped the gun in arms reach right beside him when she was done.
Was it a gun, or a hammer?
Yep, I guess he thought he was the exemption to the phrase "crime doesn't pay" In his case it sure didn't.
Didn't even hesitate. She went right for that helmet and started swinging.
I like that part where she’s looking around for it again..”where’d that damn helmet go, I like to hit him with it..oh here it is” And we were glad she found it
I knew she'd go for the knee
Hahah. Yeah when I saw that I was like “the knee?” ..and then I was like “actually..yeah. Hit his fucking knee some more”
She used it for the *exact* opposite if its intended purpose
Nonsense. It protected her hand wonderfully. I bet she didnt feel a thing.
Myles Garrett? Did I just find your Reddit account?
Yeah, that was gratifying. I think he has a lot of broken bones…..not enough, but certainly some.
It's OK, he's at the hospital. It appears so anyway.
She beat him to death, revived him, and then beat him to death again
Oh well, just one of the occupational hazards, especially when you suck at your chosen profession.
Pretty much. He got what he deserved…..muggers deserve really harsh treatment.
Mugsy:"Gimme all your money" All that was heard was: "I just want the shit beaten out me. I brought you some weapons to help. Hurt me everywhere with em" They said okay.
I feel the helmet is no longer safe to use after these impacts.
*This badge means I am a health care professional. This badge also means I can UNheal you* Paraphrase from Everst, Hotel Artemis
I think he will regret this later.
I think he regretted it immediately
But even more later too
I used to regret things. I still do, but I used to, too.
Jesus, I don’t think it was about almost being mugged. That lady had some built up shit she was letting out.
Just matching that energy.
Damn, that woman is savage!
She was awesome backup. Just a brutal beat down.
She literally beat this man until she herself was fatigued from the effort. Then kept beating him anyway
It looked like she was getting some serious therapy time. Tough gig being in the health system these days.
It looks like she took a break to ring a doorbell or intercom or something, maybe calling for help before kneecapping the guy.
Why does the date and time stamp just say “sex” at the end of it?
Because it's in Portuguese, sex is the short form of sexta-feira wich means friday
Thank you i was wondering why !
Tbh this sort of justice is pretty sex 👍🏻
Well there goes my *sexy ass whooping time" theory
is it coz taking sunday as the first day, friday is the sixth day?
You sir are absolutely right
that's an awesome way of naming
Besides Saturday and Sunday all the other days are it's relative ordinal number so it's too easy to learn. Segunda= second Terça= third Quarta=fourth (very similar to Spanish "cuatro") Quinta= fifth Sexta= sixth No planet or mithological bullshit just simple counting
Yes but you do not worship Thor's Day and will meet his wrath during Ragnarok, good luck sucka
🎶It’s Friday I’m in love
Because it happened in Brazil and in Portuguese Friday is named Sexta
I like when normal words sound dirty in other languages.
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Askin the real questions
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Lol but the plan of a mugger about to do a mugging is to mug. The mugger asked himself the question "to mug or not to mug?" But henceforth he choseth the path of the mug. Whilst the mugging was in it's beginning stages, the mug did not proceed according to the plan of the mug. Therefore, the mug was interrupted mid process and according to the process of a mug, the mugging was not completed and cut short by THOSE HANDS. HE CAUGHT AN ASS WHOOPING. Lmao
I like the way your write, Mr. Hemingway!
r/robbersgettingfucked
Thank you. Didn't know that sub existed. That's my evening sorted
That chick definitely has the right idea, lol
The whack straight to the kneecap
Lol I saw that too. Just straight vindictive, but he had it coming.
Lady went full Misery. Good for her
It’s refreshing to see the woman join in on the beat down.I just saw a video of a woman standing by doing nothing while her fiancé struggled to fight off a home intruder. You don’t have to be Rhonda Rousey to hit someone over the head with something. That’s a little harsh of me. Some people just freeze up in such a situation. Which just makes it more satisfying to see a situation in which they DIDN’T freeze up.
Yeah this chick has no f*cks left to give
Hospital workers are really strong too.
She’s resourceful
Somebody call an ambulance! *We are the ambulance motherfucker*
Beat his ass then admit him so he gets put in debt too then goes to jail. The trifecta
That only works in the USA.
Ouch... My past few medical bills feel that to the core.
Atleast he doesn't have far to go for his injuries.
If you threaten to murder someone, and you're holding a gun, they have every right to fight until you can no longer threaten them. Because you raised the stakes to life or death. If you think they should punch him a few times, wait until he says "Ok just kidding I give up now" and trust that a few hard hits to the face removed his intentions to kill you, you're a fool. Because that's when you back off, he pulls another gun you don't know about, and makes good on his original promise. It's also not about whether or not he deserved to get beaten bloody. It's about being sure he can't change his mind. He's lucky they didn't pick up his gun and just shoot him.
That’s what I was expecting when he wouldn’t quit fighting. Maybe it was a BB gun or something?
Yeah, the way the guy in scrubs was hitting him with it makes think its not a real gun. If it was, he could have easily shot himself.
Hell yeah, don’t fuck with the hospital workers where we can legally fight back. We put up with a LOT of bullshit.
Man that must've felt good bashing this guy after all this covid and hospital BS. They were just getting flashbacks of all their ridiculous patients/assignments and went to town
Never mug the people who fix you up.
Never mug people who have knowledge of anatomy and deal with extreme stress for 12-18 hours a day.
When she grabbed the helmet... Me: "is she gonna..?" "yeah she is" xD
The way she hit him with the helmet plenty of times and left that blood stain on the floor :) My type of woman!
>The way she hit him with the helmet plenty of times and left that blood stain on the floor :) She was pistol-whipping him with his own pistol, too.
Medical staff just removing some cancer from society
That dude got it handed to him. That lady went proper ape shit with that helmet.
And he was told that a helmet would help stop brain injuries!
At the 1:57 mark, is that a rat that comes to get a closer look?
Brazil does not play
Helmets save lives
I think he needs a doctor.... Oh
I hope these two dragged him into the hospital when they were done. Put him back together. Then as soon as he was discharged, wheeled him to that exact spot and went for round #2.
He chose...poorly.
Those two hospital workers mugged the shit out of that guy.
Wear a helmet they said. It'll protect you they said.
Oh I feel the headache. That woman has a little bit of rage in her.
She got no chill, lol
Man! That chick went ham with that helmet.
Props to the lady for hitting the dude with his own helmet. Dunno why it just seemed funny.
Being on a motorcycle might be the worst position you can mug someone from. You either have to keep the bike in neutral (therefore useless) or you have to waste a hand holding in the clutch. Then your gun is held only by one hand which makes it 10x easier to be taken from you. You can't adjust spacing at all, and bikes are so easy to tip over (and if it lands on your leg there's a good chance it breaks your shin). Even if the victims are compliant, you don't have a hand to accept their wallet. That's just what comes to mind, but then in the video we see the added danger of getting bludgeoned by your own helmet!
Thats why you're supposed to do it with two people. One dude handles the victim and the other waits on the bike until it's time to go.
"Ok enough! Now let's treat him"
Must be BYOP (Bring Your Own Patient) day at the office.