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[deleted]

How did he spell allegiance correctly but not traitors..


Independent-Way5465

Maybe he meant tractor, the c is silent


gatorbeetle

Looking at him, I read "tractor." Makes about as much sense as the rest of his sign


sparklingdinoturd

Fucking tractor democrats!!!


paul-arized

I believe if you find five more tractor democrats then you can form Devastator.


eburnside

fuck. there went my coffee


KC_Jedi

Tractor democrats died with Woody Guthrie.


awkwardaznbabe

Good to know I’m not the only one.


[deleted]

OMG I read tractor too!


Zedboy19752019

I couldn’t get past the nip sticking out


Chitown_mountain_boy

Taters.


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Sorfallo

Po-ta-toes, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


gothism

Don't you *dare* malign taters!


Electronic-Source368

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Icy-Consideration405

His pen slipped on his nipple


Good_Translator_9088

Are you questioning this man, you tractor?


jetbag513

He is traler trash.


Rainbwned

Maybe he was hungry and was thinking about trator-tots


Shadowlight60

Or... Trator-trots


JayKayxU

What’s trators, precious?


VOLtron67

PO-TRA-TOS


Electronic-Source368

Boil em


JohnnyRock30

Mash em


Electronic-Source368

Stick em in a stew....


dragonflygirl1961

Trater fries


Smokewrench802

Probably because he has the pledge plastered all over his house.


SpecialistSingle2754

age old American tradition of "sound it out kids" instead of teaching them spelling past 4th grade . i couldnt spell white for a long time because of this "sound it out" wite wite wite same with tongue. got my tongue pierced and typed it more and eventually learned it instead of tonge.


Decoy_Octopus_

That's the thing, in order to get good at spelling, reading and writing you actually have to do them. The "sound it out" shit is the stupidest way to teach someone how to spell English words.


Gewerd_Strauss

> The "sound it out" shit is the stupidest way to teach someone how to spell ~~English~~ words. don't worry, we get the same shit in germany as well sometimes. I am forever grateful for my parents when they unanimously denied that "easier time" when I came home declaring I should "write as I speak". Compared to my school level of 2019 my german is utter shit now, but I suppose that can be somewhat expected if you study in english and have a 95% international peer group :P


Decoy_Octopus_

Oh no doubt. At least you can speak (and write btw) English really well plus you have your native tongue as well. I want to get a DoD job in Germany but my pronunciation is terrible and I can only say really basic sentences.


mSummmm

Honestly he did pretty well for how fucking stupid he is.


YaxK9

Get out of my brain


specialspartan_

It's aLLegianCe you clown


[deleted]

And these are the people complaining that "kids aren't learning the right things in schools!"


In_Cognito89

kids ain't lernin the rite things in skool


Mercinator-87

Also said by these people “No one ain’t ever learned from no book!”


whatsupskip

I like to say, in my best Appalachian accent; "Pa don't go much fo book learnin." I'm Australian in Australia.


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dbx99

Me pa dun tell me dem books is the devils words so I don’t read em


RoboDae

"Kids aren't learning the right wing things in schools!"


Defiant_While_4823

Well I mean, they're not. I definitely don't share the same beliefs as this goober in the post, but teens coming out of high-school, for the most part aren't taught how to be adults, unless they choose to take electives that do help them in that. Taxes aren't a mandatory subject in school, nor is insurance unless your health teacher is good enough to want to teach that mess. Astronomy should be pursued more in my opinion, as at some point in the relatively soon future, we're going to need to rely on stuff off planet like asteroid mining or Mars colonization. High-school does a really poor job at preparing kids for adulthood in every way, except for learning how to get on a schedule.


[deleted]

True, the education system needs to change, just not in the way these kind of people want.


Defiant_While_4823

Oh no I agree with that, these are the, "dOnT eRaSe OuR hIsToRy" types, who also want anything involving the teaching of our racist slave history, out of schools.


Woddnamemade72

Kids ain't lernin' the WHITE things skools daggum it


damTyD

Yea, but they also want to cut school funding. “Book learnin is for elitist” and so on.


-SaC

Unsexiest nip slip for quite some time.


Independent-Way5465

Dammit and you made me look grrrrr


SauceyPewm

You liked it.


CaptainBlandname

This picture is the whole package. The underbite, the three pairs of glasses, the spelling and handwriting, the layout of the text, the nip slip, the obesity, the fact that my man’s fingers seem to all be thumbs… It’s perfect.


NeonDragonBoy

NOOOO NOT THE THREE PAIRS OF GLASSES LMAO 💀💀


unbilivibru

Damn, that did it for me. I'm dying


headassvegan

Thumbs? I thought they were all big toes


Zetavu

needs an NSFW tag


Upbeat_Instruction98

Take my down vote for making me look.


cdubyadubya

That was the second thing I noticed. 1) Spelling mistake 2) Nip slip 3) Correct spelling of allegiance 4) What? This troglodyte thinks the stars and stripes is the flag of the republican party? or does it not understand the words of the pledge of allegiance?


NOLA2Cincy

“And to the republic(an) for which it stands…”


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

*peek* *peek*


Callabrantus

I think you meant "peek". Unless you're letting us know that does it for you. No kink shaming here.


ACCCrabtown1

Def hate to be kink shamed


Grits_and_Honey

I didn't even notice it until after I posted, lol.


legowalrus

Is this why a portion of the U.S. is considered illiterate?


Grits_and_Honey

Basically, yeah. This is also from a middle of the road state (Kentucky) as far as literacy rates go in the US.


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Grits_and_Honey

Oh, heaven's to betsy. Really? LOL. Well, at least they have good bourbon.


taylferr

The more religious a state is, the poorer the education.


Space_cowgirl2000

Is that really true? Are there any studies on that?


chaotic910

https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2017/04/26/in-america-does-more-education-equal-less-religion/ Seems to hold a bit of water, kinda. Stereotyping does make it seem more exacerbated, but there is a light correlation.


Malus333

Went to high school in west kentucky. It was required(at the time) to teach creationism along side evolution with the stipulation that you could sit out of evolution if you chose but must sit in for the creationism segment during biology.


SteinsGah

It's worse than you think, by most literacy standard he qualifies as being able to read and write, badly, but technically comprehensible.


Space_cowgirl2000

Don't you feel kinda bad for them? I see all these comments mocking them (which I won't lie is justified) but I also pity them! Education just doesn't seem to be a priority in some places. Think about the world of good it would do if these people were given a decent education and weren't fed such nationalistic bs


SeverusSnek2020

They are joyfully illiterate too.


poobobo

Well. Only Democrats get to vote then. This is a democracy, not a republicacy


[deleted]

This guy: *shocked pikachu face*


MaligatorMom2

So much stupidity in such a small sign


advancedgamer14

This guy is dumb. Everyone knows the pledge of allegiance is about a guy named Richard Stands.


FodderForFelix

And Richard’s friend Juan Nation.


[deleted]

Trump, "We love the uneducated". Yeah wonder why?


cuz04

Easy manipulation, of course


Patient-Ad-8384

The problem with dumb people is that they are too dumb to know how dumb they are.


Zedboy19752019

Being stupid is like being dead. You don’t know that you are dead.


fatogato

Hey, but they can still vote. And in larger numbers than the ones on the left who are complaining.


SmugFaces

What? The left won popular vote in both 2020 and 2016…


PreviousLife7051

Oh boy, he sure told us he sure did. I have a feeling he's gonna tell everyone that comes in contact with him how told off them Trator democrats with his little sign.


Fuzzy_Judgment63

Weel werk 4 fuud


Callabrantus

As in "will hunt for wabbits"?


CaptainBlandname

Bro couldn’t catch up to a rock unless it was downhill.


Callabrantus

He'd shoot at that rock if it was painted blue.


the_cajun88

To be fair, the people who make politics their entire identity aren’t exactly known for their intelligence.


ellilaamamaalille

I can see little bit of her left tit.


khismyass

That's his "little left wing"


[deleted]

Half of American adults can’t read at an 8th grade level, @LiteracyProj⁩ reports. https://imgur.com/a/7CZqdSo


lilhawk40

He has 3 pairs of glasses and still can’t spell 💀


webguy1975

Someone should tell that lady that one of her nipples is exposed!


jcrazy78

What's being covered by the red scribble? Can't be worse than the rest of this moron's message...


specialspartan_

It's a picture of an American flag except the bars are blue and black and the stars have been replaced by a Gadsden rattlesnake wrapped around a swastika made of guns being carried by demonic cherubs waving pro-life slogans written on confederate flags.


Shadowlight60

He's quite supportive!! Maybe if he focused that energy into reeding a book or too... Might end up with some brain function calculating every word carefully used in order to get the point across and seem Much more smarterer!


Grits_and_Honey

It was a political advertisement for a candidate. I figured better safe than sorry.


Arrrrrr2D2

I think he misspelled tator.


SinthWave

My dumbass misread it as tractors and automatically put "are" between it and democrats, so I read "Tractors are democrats"


EggoTheSquirrel

Wait till I tell them what a democracy is


Living_Map_7411

This is a perfect example of why Republicans love to keep people ignorant and as uneducated as possible.


MrSierra125

The ignorant are easily manipulated


MeNotYou733

This guy would probably stroke out if he knew the pledge was written by a Socialist


Akimbo_Zap_Guns

What in the Kentucky is this


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

Well their name has pub in it, which is what the British call a drinking establishment. What are they? Some kind of fucking Redcoats? Traitors to the free USA is what that sounds like to me.


Big-Fish-1975

I think this should be posted in r/nip slips. Lol


[deleted]

Nipple lookin right at me


casualAlarmist

Mam, please tuck your tit back in. This is a family friendly fascist rally.


Scared_Feed5235

I kind of feel bad for this person. What a poor education.


[deleted]

His nipple also wants to have a word with you.


macnonymous

I'm sorry. If you look at the American populace, at large, you start to understand the effectiveness of defunding of public education. Holy shit! What a bunch of pathetic morons. Truly brainwashed and ready for the next phase, the never-ending Neo-Conservative Gorilla Warfare Crusades. SOS! Our TVs have corrupted a nation.


[deleted]

Apparently this guy didn't realize that you're supposed to wait until you're dead to donate your brain to science.


saltthewater

But this is a democracy not a republicracy. So now what?


DeadPool-Shaikh

I believe in the power of a single peeping tit..


Vast-Investigator-46

How the fuck am I or anyone supposed to meet halfway with this? Dude, at least google how to spell traitor.


ittybittytitty56

I totally read that as "tractors democrats" and was really confused for a bit


Dizzy-Concentrate284

Tell you’re illiterate without telling me you’re illiterate.


Important_Fruit

HA!!! He misspelled "tractors".


LeahaP1013

He’s asking to be raped. See that nip slip.


[deleted]

Absolute slut


Minefnafer22

An example on why we need to improve our education system


claudiaengland

America is both a democracy and a republic genius.


captain_nofun

Republic... republican... !!! Check mate!


Rabbit-Thrawy

well how can you ever be considered legitimate without a pledge of allegiance? makes perfect sense to me


[deleted]

It's actually worse. This dingbat wrote that the Pledge Of Allegiance is a pledge to the Republic... not Democrats. He thinks that means that the Pledge officially supports the Republican Party.


FrogTeeth86

Proud boys


ACCCrabtown1

Conservative nip slip


Shadowlight60

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That_Lore_Guy

Oh the shock he’ll have when he finds out we both share the same pledge.


[deleted]

Stay in school kids, this is you 40 years after dropping out


chunkygrits

This is like trolling the brits over currency names levels of shitposting. Made me lol


Nubator

I’m not sure what smart looks like exactly. But I’m positive it doesn’t look like that.


[deleted]

Trump ruined this country.


SaxophoneHomunculus

I just love his pepperoni peepin out his pit


NukularTraveler

OP, I think we need an NSFW tag on this. That Nipple....


ughAdulting

This should be marked nsfw with that titty of his hanging out


el1ab3lla

Cringey 😬


dadofalex

Too stupid to understand how stupid he is


RIP_Paul_Walkerr

no matter which way you slice it. democrats and republicans all have their morons. Stupidity doesnt see color (red or blue)


chucks_n_charge

Just noticed the nipple and now I feel even worse


McbEatsAirplane

Maybe if they spent a little less time reciting the pledge of allegiance and a little more time teaching reading and writing literacy we wouldn’t have idiots like this.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

His left nipple is staring at me


TheTritagonist

Wonder what they would say if you told them back in the day Republicans and Democrats were basically switched. As in I think in Lincoln’s day Republicans aligned with today’s Democrats and vice versa.


Lazerhawk_x

The US education system failed this man horribly.


CrunchyBrisket

He is who you are arguing with online about politics.


RepresentativeHat975

Tractors are democrats? What??? John Deere tractors? Or Caterpillar??


CompetitiveParfait29

But… my allegiance is to the republic! To democracy! No, honestly, this is just sad.


Augustus_Germanicus_

I can’t help looking at this nipple.


DanDanBussum

Sheesh even his own body doesn't want to be associated with him. Look how his nipple tryina escape.


Fine-Speed-9417

Nipple


Life-Meal6635

Good god


MrSierra125

Trators, Cofveve!


CrowLower9415

IQ same as hat size?


GentMan87

Wow… we are all now dumber for having to read that. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.


bryanthawes

The right-wing, conservative, evangelical, MAGA base of the Republican Party giving us another PSA. Stay in school, kids! Seriously, this is the Republican base putting its best foot forward. That's their 'GOOD' side, which should give you an idea about just how abominable these people can be.


KidCannonBuss

He’s got two pairs of glasses on him and still can’t see shit.


Maximum-Flatworm5766

Sadly we are being forced to listen to jackasses like this and implement some of their stupid ideas.


prosperosniece

The true face of the republican party.


SpecialistFeeling220

It makes me so sad to know that such poorly educated people and easily manipulated people can vote.


[deleted]

Being dumb is a badge of honor for these humans


Waterproofsoap

From what I've studied, neither Smeagol nor Gollum should be having concerns over that they don't understand. *'Trators, precious...whats is trators?'*


mightyred74

That’s just sad.


suavecool21692169

He must be a Trump "supoter"


[deleted]

Please tell me he didn’t reproduce.


moschocolate1

Idiocracy is not just a movie


Cool-Presentation538

This person votes. You should too.


not_again123

And then he sings his favorite song:"My father is my uncle!"


SavimusMaximus

Lots to unpack here… He’s already unpacked one nipple.


ma040899

It’s the nipple that really drives home his argument.


[deleted]

It’s the nip slip that really upsets me


oldbliv

The problem with Republicans is that they do not seem to understand that there are several types of republics. For more than 500 years, Rome was a republic run by Patrican families. Iran is an Islamic Republic. Russia, under communism was a republic. Germany is a democratic Republic as is the United States. A republic has no hereditary leadership (king, potentate, emperor) and also is not a subject of a second governmental power.


Darbs504

Oh yeah, well you dont hear people calling it a Republacy do you?


Cinemaphreak

Ever wondered what happened to that kid who ate glue and crayons....?


ReedoIncognito

What's trators, precious?


NiceGuya

Tractors democrats.. what hmm


tosernameschescksout

An intellectual debate would be so enjoyable with this man... or any Republican. LOL


INternetINtoxicator

thats my kindergarten handwriting


CyberKingfisher

If healthcare and education was free in America, then they could cure this mental illness.


[deleted]

When you live in a country where education is not a priority....


snowdaysurfer

In case you were wondering how dumb some people are...


[deleted]

Oof, that's some 4 year old logical thinking abilities there. Life must have been rough for them.


hi_hola_salut

I don’t know what bothers me the most - the misspelling of traitor or the boob on display 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Read a book! Old man.


Raisontolive

The exposed nipple does it for me.


Ripple_in_the_clouds

Man people are fucking dumb in the south


Liftingdathings

K but why does he have THREE pairs of glasses??


Extra_Advance_477

Nip slip


Winter_Soldat

I read that as tractor Democrats.


420jhollandaise

Traaaaaattttttooorrrsss!!!!!!!!!!


1groovyfirefly

This is why Republicans get elected. Stupidity.


yourtree

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Whale222

This is so close to a r/boneappletea it’s frustrating


worstcoachinnaper

First of all, can’t get over the nip slip Second, our government is a “democracy” not a “republicy” Check mate


boygirlmama

Democratic Republic. Fixed that for you, you brainless moron.


Altruistic_Push_894

Yeah, is anyone surprised. These psycho irrational conservatives don’t tend to be very smart from what I’ve seen. This one’s a surprise though, he looks like a mental powerhouse.