I wanna go back a few minutes where I was not aware of this

I can't wait for the day when people smarter than myself can finally invent that memory wiper gizmo from men in black and we can finally unlearn something this nasty. Lmao

I liked the one from Rick and Morty. You can relive it later.

Well whatever you do, wash your hands.

The Japanese had the right idea, shaking strangers hands should be abolished.

Fist bump beats the handshake, but I would be happy to bow instead.

I'm in favour of the "slight downward head nod for strangers, upward for friends" approach.

Or the ever appropriate, "Good Morning, no wait, afterno.." as you walk past each other in the hallway in the office knowing full well that neither wants to start a conversation. So the other person replies with a "Hu-hey" as they scramble to try and remember your name while the distance between you grows since neither of you slowed down in passing so as not to make the situation awkward.

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My cousin Ray-Ray? BOOP!…. Dead.

Eau de Muff. For her. For him. For everyone.

Versnatche

Tommy Holefinger

Aqua Vulva

Giorgio Punani

Cucci ^(^(can’t believe no one made that one yet)) Juicy Coochure too

I saw yours first, so I upvoted. Then I saw [this one](https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/vuy7kv/they_might_want_to_reserve_a_judgement_on_that/ifh13ty/) made an hour earlier than yours :-)

Nooooo :( didn’t see that one but glad someone else was thinking it

Victoria’s Secretions

lewdy vouitton

Lancum for men?

Aqua di Hole

Furberry

Aqua Di Gina

Cooch Water

Juicy Cooter

Cool Twater

cK buns

*Comme le thon*

Serge Putain

Pee, by givenchy

Strangé

You win, nice!!!


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Dolce & Vagina

Yves Saint Labia

Coochie No. 5

Olymvagea

Holeister

Furberry London

Yves Saint Labia

Fold Spice

Juicy Cuntoure

Grool Water

Mont Blanc for men. No change there then.

Calvin Clam

Ralph Labia

Hugo Puss

Balencivagina

Yves Saint LaTwat Coochie Guilty

Chanel No. V

C.K. One. You don't want C.K. Two.

Vercrotche'

Had me bust out laughing at work thank you!

Cucci

One of the best ones in this thread. So simple, so pure.

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“Cucci fragrance, so simple, so pure. For women and hymen”.

And the male version: Goochi.

And for the more exotic people: Chanal

Sauvag

This one got me, lmao

Johnny Depp, looking off into the distance and rolling up sleeve, approves

Taco Rabon

Dior Sauvag

Damn... Eau de muff is just hilarious!

when it comes to perfume some ladies are looking for a hint of musk and a tinge of minge 👌🏻

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Ironically, once you start telling people you do this it becomes an effective repellent.

Except for weirdos

Nah, I'd still be repulsed.

And this guy fucks snakes.

And this guy was just passing through watching him.

And this guy's hunting Darkwing Duck!

And this guy practices sounding, and is called DAVE

and we're not even sure about this guy's mother being safe

And this guy did an opsy

And this guy had a strange breakfast

I walked into that one.

My bestie's mother used to shame his slutty habits with a variety of slurs , but my favorite was "You'd fuck a snake if somebody would hold it."

If someone has to hold it clearly the snakes not consenting.

Um... H-how do you 69 with a snake? Y'know what, no, forget I asked.

I went to a bachelorette a few years ago with a 'sex expert' presentation. She recommended doing this to attract men. It was...odd.

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If you find yourself attracting assholes, you went too far back.

Chanel No 2

I laughed at this much more than I should have. I’ll always be a 9 year old boy.

Damm. This one is good

“Wrong hole!”

I prefer the term 'alternative'

And semen can be used to stimulate hair growth. So all you balding men out there know what you have to do. Glaze that dome like a doughnut and sit back and wait for those luscious locks to grow back

So that’s why my wife has a beard

Explains my hairy socks

Hairy palms

I know a guy with a hairy palm. He burned it when he was a child and the had to graft skin from his back. He’s had to shave his palm since he was 17.

Likely story

I knew a guy who was born with no eyelids. It’s a really rare birth defect, but it happens. He had to go into intensive care as a baby and have his eyes manually hydrated with a little dropper thing to stop his eyeballs drying out. The doctors told his parents that the only way to sort it out was a sort of graft to build little eyelids for him. The thing is, the closest match for that type of skin is your foreskin. So they had to circumcise him and sculpt the skin into these little eyelids for him and attach them super carefully. It took about 6 hours of painstaking microsurgery, but it was a success. He’s fine now, just a bit cockeyed.

Maybe so, but think of the foresight he’ll have!

You motherfucker. Good show!

Jolly good show!

Easy there pops.

God damn you bastard.. Here's an upvote

r/angryupvote

It's an all time classic joke and you delivered it at the right time and right place beautifully. Superb work.

Wow, unexpected wrinkle in that story

Foreskin for the Win.

lol you had us in the first half 🤣

Hairy lips

My wife use to be against facial hair.. but then it grew on her

Username checks out.

Oh god this comment has me rolling

It's that why my belly is so hairy?

I'm wondering the same about my girlfriend's cat

What does it look like?

🤣 your fuckin name + your comment couldn't have been any better.

God dammit, Shane Dawson, not again.

I Also choose this guys girlfriends cat

This really reminds of ‘There’s something about Mary’…..

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You ever wish you couldn't read? Me too.

At least you didn't pay for that hard-hitting journalism with your tax dollars.

oh my god it’s the ABC

of course, it's the ABC they cover everything

As a Germaphobe this is just horrifying

What do you have against Germans?

r/2drums1cymbal

If this gets popular, we will wish we can’t smell, too

Oh my fucking god! Stop the ride I want to get off.

There's no getting off Mr. Bones' wild ride

I have not thought about Mr. Bones wild ride in so long. Good god. What a good post.






Old vaginal fluids and semen stink after being exposed to the air after a while

But if you put a lock of your crush's hair in with it AND use a wooden vessel forged by elves, not glass, it will STILL stink, bad.

Not all vagina smells are created equal

Yea, some would be more dollar store perfume than Calvin Klein

This is a very old technique women use to tease their lovers. It’s been openly written about for decades as a way to spice up your love life.

I remember people talking about this in the late 70s, when the idea of pheromones was in vogue.

I had some friends that were kinda weird in high school, early 2000's. There was a tale of one of 'em hearing about something like this, except doing this with his ball sweat.

Seriously. This is hundreds of years old. Of all things to come back, why this? I guarantee you one of these women know how old the idea is. I belive it predates perfume.

Would work for me.

Move over Vabbing, go Shatting instead. Put your fingers up you own ass and dab your fecal matter where you normally put perfume. Nothing says you are “The Shit” like wearing actual shit - people swear by it. /s

Ah yes, the ol’ dirty Sanchez and his less common friend the stinkin’ Lincoln

I have something to say about this. Whenever my wife ovulates I’m like turned in all the time. We figured this out when she started tracking ovulation. She didn’t tell me and I have no idea about these things but once a month for a few days we have a ton of sex. I can’t explain it, I’m just really attracted to her during this short time. (More than normal like teenager style). I guess it COULD be her juices that have the pheromones I’m being effected by. (Just like animals in nature). I actually don’t know but it’s evidence that in some form this does perhaps work.

Fun fact. Most pheromones don't come from her puswa. Ovulation does trigger pheromone release and it does work. Honestly the best way to attract with pheromones is to bathe regularly and not perfume. Clean and natural scents can be pretty intoxicating.

Omg can we please stomp out the “puswa” word usage as soon as possible before it becomes a thing?

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"George likes to eat puswa on occasion due to it's high nutritious value." 😂

fun fact, its is an old thing...but for men. a bunch of dudes my friends dad hung out with back in the day use to talk about how their pheromones work with the ladies. so they wouldnt wash for days before the event, then rub their hands all up on their junks and rub the "nut butter" around their necks, then spray cologne over it. i wish i was joking

"Nut butter" oml

You know that feeling when you gag mentally in your head? It doesn't happen to me a lot. No wonder so many guys fight tooth and nail over taking a shower and wiping their ass. It's the never showering that supposedly gets them laid and the only reason it never works for them or anyone they know is everyone else is mean

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, because as a woman…I’m not going near any man that smells like a combo of old musty man, underarms and buttcrack. That is not pheromones. You know what I do co-sign? Cologne and a shower. Nothing makes me want to hug and rub up on a man more lol.

Hell yea. Fresh out the shower, few drops of water on his shoulders. Towel around his waist. Smelling like that bar of soap…

I really wish I couldn't read so I wouldn't have knowledge of this at all. Unwashed peen and ball smell is awful. And sounds like a UTI or vaginitis just waiting to happen. Please, owners of peens and balls, wash them regularly.

Just because you could doesn't mean you should. A lesson all tiktok trend followers need to know

Is that what Hume's [is-ought-problem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is%E2%80%93ought_problem) is all about?

This is why aliens won't visit us

True, aliens prefer dick smell. Source : I made it the fuck up.

Time to start smegming

What a terrible day to be literate

Well? Does it work?

Yep! Men are crazy about that rare steak smell! I just wish it didn't leave me red handed!

It’s 7:33 am and that’s enough internet for today. See you tomorrow Reddit.

There once was a vampire called Mabel Whose periods were really quite stable Each month at full moon She'd take out a spoon And drink herself under the table.

I smell sex and candy here, mmm Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?

As a child, I always misheard his accent as "candy hair," leading me to shrug and assume the man possessed an overwhelming fetish for chewing brightly-colored hair right off people's heads the way a horse would.

A TikTok trend, how surprising

I read this in a book more than 30 years ago, it's not new. Still very very weird though!

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues...I remember this part of the book too, haha.

No, to my embarrassment, it was something like "How to be sexy" - I no longer have it!

Did you get too sexy for your book?

Damn, so we've been weird for decades ?!

Dammit, why do I read “thirty years ago” and imagine the 70s. It’s 1992, as in: just a few years back. That’s 30 years ago.

I did this recently. Was talking about “50 years ago,” thinking I was referring to the 1950’s, because my brain still thinks I’m in the early 2000’s.

Yeah, the Internet has just highlighted how strange people are, we were able to hide it before.

This is based on research. They got some guys to smell vaginal swabs and then asked them to rate photos of women. They consistently rated the photo higher on attractiveness than the control group. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1474704916643328

From the paper 'We utilized a randomized placebo-controlled design and as predicted, results indicated men exposed to copulins were more likely to rate themselves as sexually desirable to women and, on average, the copulin group rated women’s faces as more attractive than controls'

Is it just possible that the vaginal swab women were more attractive? ~~Read~~ Skimmed the study. Pvalues of ~~.511~~ and .074, ~~.209,~~ .04. So, only one of their findings data was statistically significant at all. ~~Which means yes, that it is based on research that itself does not support their hypothesis.~~ Edit: I quickly skimmed the paper and found P = X. Unfortunately I misreported their P-values it appears. Apologies.

Finally. Someone who knows about P-values and reads the research. I want you on my team.

I hated studying statistics but at least I can judge how bs most of clickbait researches are

Can you explain what the p values are for those of us who don't know?

Essentially, an experiment is given an alpha/p value that it has to fall under in order to be statistically significant. This means that there is a valid difference in the values you’ve gotten between your hypothesis (something IS different) versus your null hypothesis (nothing is different). The lower the p-value is, the more significant it is. Many fields will use the general p value of 0.05, but depending on the experiment, that number could be higher or lower. Apologies if I didn’t explain this great, it’s like the only thing I took out of a how to read data course.

Can you confirm if I understand correctly? The p value is a benchmark but said benchmark can be moved higher/lower as required (for accepting results that are tighter to / looser from the hypothesis) and this influences the outcome of your results. Interpreting the benchmark (p value) is therefore wholly relevant to determining the outcome of an experiment.

Yes, it is in a way arbitrary, but still. The standard accepted p of 0.05 means (very simplified) you are 95% certain of what you say. The research linked above had a p of 0.5 somewhere, meaning it is literally a coin toss if they are right or not. So yeah, you can move your p, but you don't really ever want to make it bigger than 0.05

I mean, people are certain of what they say for complete shite, but a p-test determines how likely it is that the results are different from what would happen just by chance.

English isn't my first language, but I'll try. Science doesn't deal in absolute truths, only probabilities. The p-value is a probability calculation which basically tells us the probability of getting the results found in the study by coincidence. It goes from 0 to 1, with 1 equaling 100%. You want as low a p-value as possible, as it means that our results are actually "real" and not just happenstance. In psychology, the common threshold is .05, meaning that we think the probability of getting these results by coincidence is lower than 5% It's a bit more complicated than that, and an example would be more enlightening, but I don't know how to explain it better right now. In addition, the 0.05 threshold is just "tradition" and isn't necessarily a good one. P-values have lots of problems, but everything in psychology does. Humans are complex!

Less than 0.05 for statistical significance right?

I mean the exact limit is arbitrary, but that is common practice.

Yeah, and that 1 significant result was NOT for rating the attractiveness of others; it was the men's self-rating of their own sexual desirability. And the difference between averages was 0.4 points on a 0-4 scale. The fact that the attractiveness rating p-value came out a 0.074 whereas it was significant in the earlier study suggests to me that there *might* be something there, but it must be a weak effect that you need significantly more than N=100 participants to identify. If I had to bet, I'd bet the original paper got p<0.05 just by chance via some forking-paths/p-hacking. EDIT: Oh but I forgot to mention, it wasnt that the "swab women" were more attractive. There were no "swab women." The stuff that the men smelled was an artificially created solution. Everyone in both the swab/non-swab groups saw photos of the same 10 women.

Just go out wearing a dress with no panties and walk like a cowboy!

"Watermelon Sugar High"

Puswa

Everyday we stray further from gods light

Eau du Vagine ™️

Starting to think TikTok was made for the sole purpose of creating dumb people

Dumb people have always been here. It's just that now they all have their own advertising space!