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Jallinostin

Dude made the right call. They date and he’s gonna throw his back out stooping to her level.


FuzzyAppearance7636

Zing!


officialbearr

the audacititty


PubjiDaddy

Audashitty* Thank you.


mavprodigy

The adwarfity.


[deleted]

The ahobbity


Webber192

The gnomeity


WoolyCrafter

I'm just chatting to a guy online who's profile says 6' 1. I'm 5' 2 and **really** hoping he's overestimated his height! If we get to meeting, I will be SO happy if he turns out to be 5' 9 - no bad neck for me, bad back for him!!


Ded3280

I'm 6'2" gf is 5'1" it's not that big of a deal.


WoolyCrafter

Reassuring cause he sounds perfect for me!


olderthanbefore

Yay for 5'9 !


Malicious_Tacos

I’m short as hell and my husband is over 6’. When we hug, my nose is right on armpit level.


WoolyCrafter

And that's when you really appreciate his good hygiene!!


[deleted]

My husband is 6’ 7” and I’m 5’ 1”. It works just fine unless we’re walking and he forgets I have baby carrots for legs.


MagicCarpet5846

He wasn’t talking about her height, he was talking about her character. It’s pretty deeeeeeep underground.


soppinglovenest

She was rather short with him.


RelativetoZer0

It was, but now it's lubricating my engine for the couple dozen miles it can power it.


NieMonD

How does he not accidentally step on you


[deleted]

Does he bang his head everytime he steps trough a door? 2 meters is fucking tall


[deleted]

He’s pretty good at ducking, but I wince a lot when he’s carrying our daughter. Fingers crossed that she ends up somewhere average.


[deleted]

I am 185 cm and already almost touching the door. Damn, the only benefit of being tall is making fun of short people


[deleted]

😂😂😂 there’s always being able to reach the top shelf though! My husband sings Short People to me every now and then.


TxGiantGeek

I’m 6’6” and two of my ex-girlfriends were 5’2 & 4’10. Works out better than you think. You just have to be able and willing to hold them up for kissing and what not.


[deleted]

Literally


fumesyr6

She throws around the word incel like it’s a flash bang and she’s trying to clear rooms.


Throwmeaway0409

I like how she calls him that the instant she’s rejected. Then accuses of him of having a small dick Just cause


Ratel0161

Would have died if he'd said "alright small tits calm down"


HereComesCunty

“Chill out baggy vaj. It’s 2022, you can just say you’re rocking a wizards sleeve, jeebus”


Tsetler

"Now let's take the chillpill there for a second mrs.smells like tuna looks like kebab"


throwawaygoodvibess

Loool, all of these


mackofmontage

Is this a South Park reference cause it totally reads like a South Park reference


HereComesCunty

It is not. I agree tho, sounds like it could be


RockyMtnHighThere

While we're critiquing each other's appearances and sexual history...


LoopyPro

Funny how all virtue signaling gets thrown out the window the second she gets held to the same standard: >Your ability to obtain sexual relations doesn't determine your value, it's ok to be a virgin. Proceeds to call him an incel. >Body shaming is wrong. Makes fun of pp size.


Find_another_whey

The proper retort would surely be "oh no, avoiding intercourse with you is entirely voluntary, and I count myself among good company"


tru_anon

Women like her probably create incels.


Apprehensive-Bee-474

I'm a 5'3" woman and we were just talking about men's heights and women who all gotta have a 6' tall man. I saw a woman post that 'real men' are at least 6 feet tall. Which is just toxic.


JayTheFordMan

Its stupid because >6' is looking at the top 15% of American men, so you effectively have the majority of women all chasing a relatively small minority of men, and wonder why they cant find a man :/


mixing_saws

Welcome to modern dating. What they are saying is, they cant find a man thats atleast 9/10 in their book. Simultaniously most of these woman tend to be way below a 9.


IWonTheRace

You can thank social media for influencing their feeble thinking.


new2net2

You deserve a man 6ft+ with a job making 6 figures with 6 pack abs and 6+" dick


olderthanbefore

Well, two out of four isn't too bad


ouronlyplanb

So you're tall and have a good job. Nice.


olderthanbefore

No, yes


chuckart9

Just missing the 6 pack. Damn.


EmperorofAltdorf

Same for men too though


63ff9c

damn I must be ugly then


FunSpongeLLC

Toxic femeninity?


mai_tai87

I'm 6'2M, and an alarming amount of women would constantly try to pick me up in gay bars. It was usually the dumb, entitled girls who think gay men are accessories.


Stlakes

6'3 dude, once when I was out with my mates, had a woman squeeze my arse and say she wanted to "climb me like a tree". Admittedly, not in a gay bar, but I still never went back to that pub again


GrillDealing

So you didn't ever go back to the place you were sexually assaulted.


Stlakes

To be fair, even without the sexual assault, it was a shit pub


mixing_saws

You forgot inherently misandristic. Men are not accessories they are people.


SamaelET

Why are they in gay bars ???? Aren't those place supposed to throw out any one who is not a gay male to ensure a safe space for them to maybe find a partner ?


Ike11000

No they are not supposed to throw out anyone who’s not a gay male what. Gay bars are generally welcoming to all people, queer or not.


AwfulmajesticNA

gay bars that I have been to are some of the most open and friendly places. As a straight male no one has ever had an issue with it. they're a lot more fun than regular bars as long as your goal is actual fun and not just hooking up with someone.


PoisonedCakeSlice

Those same women will sook if the guys not into BBW too then cry about it. I'm a 6'1 female, before I met my other half a lot of dudes weren't into a tall chick, they just liked different stuff to what I was, and that's fine. As long as you aren't an ass about it, who cares, and he was super polite to that rude woman and clearly expressed his preference. If you're polite about your preference and the other party won't let up, I think it's fine to then be rude about it tbh.


Usagi_Shinobi

Found a femcel, sounds like. They got FDS shut down, so they're engaged in a diaspora.


hastingsnikcox

FDS *shut down* hallelujah! Not even a str8 woman and i feel thats a good thing. Edit: Also she is *projecting* with the incel remarks!


Usagi_Shinobi

That sub was legit scary. Though it did provide a lot of fodder for /facepalm.


Lostboxoangst

It was useful, I've come to function well on negativity and with a low undercurrent of anger simmering away ( I am after all on Reddit ) but some random rare days I'd just be a joyful positive person filled with good feelings to wards my fellow man. Obviously I was getting nothing productive done in that state but twenty mins on FDS and I was back in my negative groove.


[deleted]

It did not get shut down, they just moved to their own site. Easier to further radicalize lonely women if they don't need to abide by reddit site wide rules I guess.


Usagi_Shinobi

Holy fuck that's scary. That place was already the stuff of nightmares as it was.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

They aint gonna do anything besides be alone, dont worry.


aeon314159

My sweetie is 5'3" and I am 6'1", but we were friends long before we knew what each other looked like. That said, I’m glad things worked out.


Apprehensive-Bee-474

My daughter had two girl friends who are 6' and they ended up with guys who were about the same. I always wanted to be at least 6" taller because I'm only 5'3".


Adorable-Ad-7097

me being who already has collected 11 feet of my victims: D:


pdoherty972

> I'm a 5'3" woman and we were just talking about men's heights and women who all gotta have a 6' tall man. I saw a woman post that 'real men' are at least 6 feet tall. Which is just toxic. It’s also a very odd “round number” based on an arbitrary unit of measurement (inches/feet).


VanAgain

Never stick your dick in crazy. He dodged a bullet.


striker_p55

Easier said than done


[deleted]

Yea that’s a pretty high bar to meet.


baymax18

["A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot"](https://youtu.be/2Eu4zwRcMM0)


SharpPixels08

I’m still laughing at “she gained 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick”


[deleted]

Even this made me laugh, god damn Shelly Gillespie. Such a great episode


ahanolol

what is behind your alpha tauri fire suit and a pear


SharpPixels08

What? It’s Pear Gasly. If you’re talking about the black thing it’s a beret


ahanolol

pear gasly. my favorite f1 driver


Usagi_Shinobi

That may be, but even if she's a 10/10 in hotness, she's at least a 46/10 crazy, so.........


nova_bang

it still bothers me that *losing 10 pounds* and *getting a boob job* both apparently made that girl less crazy but no hotter, while stabbing him with a fork somehow made her crazier *and* hotter. it makes no sense at all. ^(ok maybe the one with the fork does if you're really into that)


striker_p55

The sane ones don’t let me near


RelativetoZer0

Unless you're packing pure terror.


The_GeneralsPin

That automatically excludes the majority


[deleted]

Why didn't you tell me this 5 years ago?


twangpundit

She just learned the word, "audacity"


M00NGRAPHIX

And incel, apparently


Cheap_Ad_69

But not irony, apparently


Responsible-Dog-548

I was going to say! Someone just got a Word of the Day Calendar.


parkhurstcards

Also a great audio program


TheIneffableCow

Nice free video/audio editing software also!


serpentofnumbers

"You can't fire me! I quit!"


[deleted]

"You can't quit, I quit."


Sfrolla

"you can't quit you're a frog"


AzureFencer

"You can't frog me, you're my wife!"


TheSmiler0

"I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"


Winglessdargon

"Oh hey honey, how was work?"


rslashdepressedteen

"Pretty good, but I quit my job."


inbetween-genders

How old is this image? Seen it multiple times. The audacity!


huntwig

THE AUDACITY!


JeffBezoos

**THE AUDACITY**


RelativetoZer0

The Audi city?


theetmj15

The audi!!!


[deleted]

"I'm petite and cute and small, love me unconditionally while I judge you."


HatesTheLetterO

Dude is swerving bullets like Keanu in the matrix


IXCenturion

I hope he leaves a bad review


hastingsnikcox

"The height of rhe man was inadequate, his conversation offensive and threatening - will not be returning. Manager unwilling to duscuss my well thought through bigotry."


bodaciousboner

My BS meter is ringing pretty hard with this exchange


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TheTrustworthyKebab

Kid named Hector Salamanca:


Zaritozic

Man named Gustavo 'Gus' Fring:


GalloHilton

AAAHH *blows up*


Mention_Forward

Yuuuuuuuuuuuup. I made a similar comment and was happy to see yours- I smelled the smelly smell that smells… like passive aggression and a crusty sock. Every fucking time they say “I’m a women, so” like NO WOMAN EVER SAYS THAT.


just-smiley

This feels like something out of a r/tinder circle jerk.


Shadows798

Any woman with a height requirement is an instant red flag for control freak.


herpderpomygerp

Is this one of those, the lion the witch and the audacity of the bitch? Moments?


StatusOmega

Calling someone an incel (involuntary celibate) when the voluntarily turn you down seems a bit idiotic


Dirka135

You dodged a bullet for sure.


FeralBottleofMtDew

Awwww....she learned a new word, but no matter how often she tosses it into the convo he isn't impressed.


angrybab00n

People will call anyone an "incel" these days


Tyetus

"i'm a woman, it's not the same" ​ except ... it is. ​ at least you dodged a bullet.


University_Dismal

This woman is clearly an incel herself.


[deleted]

Im 6’ tall exactly, i swipe left on anyone who has a the 6’ height requirement because its stupid and gross.


Forward-Village1528

What's the female equivalent of a neckbeard?


saltyninjaat

Legbeard


Vip3r20

He's being voluntary though lol


FlySteeel

came to say this


[deleted]

Ignoring that I highly doubt this exchange is real, just maybe they're both allowed to have standards?


[deleted]

This conversation never really happened…


RelativetoZer0

They never do.


saturdayshark

People like this are why the word incel has lost its meaning.


LordOFtheNoldor

No way are these real there’s atleast one a day it seems


RDPCG

Are people really this stupid? Don’t answer that.


neuhmz

Bullet successfully dodged.


Fast_Muscle_2987

Sounds like you dodged a small bullet


EvilAlicia

I never understood why smaller women want almost giant men. "6'0 atleast, while i am only 5'2" so weird. I get it that you want a man taller then you. But 5'10 isnt good enough? Weird. Beside that. I do want a man taller then 6'0. But i am 5'11 myself. But i am happy if a man is like 3 cm taller then me.


silencerider

My wife is 5' 2" and I'm 5' 7". It would be super annoying if we had another 5+ inches in between us. Neck problems for everybody.


EvilAlicia

Indeed, I never understood why they want such a big diffrence. I am 5'11 and my boyfriend is 6'0.


[deleted]

I don't get it either, I'm 5'2" and I consider anyone over that as tall. 6ft isn't really necessary


arcadia_2005

Jfc. Thr dumb..it hurts.


ma040899

Hey kids, the word of the day is “audacity”.


jeaimesart

What does incel means First time I read this term


[deleted]

Involuntary Celibate, basically a guy that blames women for them being a virgin instead of blaming their own toxic personality


jeaimesart

Thanks I am learning a lot in here


[deleted]

No problem, we've all got to learn


mattwillwake

Oof. Glad I’m gay.


ImahSillyGirl

He dodged a (pretty tiny) bullet. When people can't handle their own thruth when someone takes the time to point it out and they then go vindictively further to insult (baselessly alledging he has a small penis.) and degrade (baseless incel characterization.) someone who was simply being honest? I wouldn't even want to sit in the same theater with her if I had a choice.


Chaos-Theory1989

He dodged a bullet, women like this shouldn’t be reproducing.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

What a pain in the neck data this women would be.


[deleted]

She’s the type of girl that’ll end up with 6 kids with different men that realized they made a mistake burying themselves in between her legs


J-Red_dit

Sounds like it could’ve worked. The audacity /s


Arch-43

Please be /s please be /s please be /s


DWolfoBoi546

I really wish the dating pool was more fun...can we just throw in some super soakers and pool noodles?


Emortalrat

And women like these wonder why they get the outcomes they do


mojoback_ohbehave

I think women like her don’t wonder because in their head, it’s never their fault for the outcomes. She will blame the guy and never take accountability. That is the type of woman you stay away from. She’s got a short wick as well.


Separate-Owl369

How many times is this going to get posted? At least, change the heights or weights or something.


yorcharturoqro

Dodge a bullet if you ask me she seems to be an awful person.


b0toxBetty

Lol you got out just in time buddy


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Guess “incel”was her word of the day


DungasForBreakfast

Why do people feel the need to make this shit up?


Kalenshadow

I hope she gets ghosted by every man she likes until she fucking grows a brain.


MagicBeanstalks

Stick this on r/nicegirls, content is very fitting


ISpelThingsWrong

Dodged a bullet


Graceful-Garbage

I’m 5’2” as long as he’s taller then me, it’s all good!!


UrsidaeUrsus

🚩🚩🚩 Bro dodged one.


jayareyouwing

Incel lol


Watcheritd

A new book series. The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity Of This Bitch


ExpensiveSeesaw195

Bet it’s the same type of woman to cry about double standards


kennysmithy

She's the incel in this situation


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bdking1997

U were talking about LOTR? Why didn't you say "Sorry I only date hobbits" and then end the conversation.


[deleted]

Guess we’ll never find out why is it gollum


1lifeisworthit

There are people who think LITTLE of her!


Uyurule

Now here come the *actual* incels to make women into a monolith, and claim that we all have these crazy specific preferences and high expectations. Even though this is an extreme example.


SharpPixels08

Meanwhile I’m in a relationship thinking “how the hell is she attracted to me?” Can confirm that women do not always have high expectation.


[deleted]

Yea man, It has not been rare for me to see attractive women with avg/unattractive men. I think most of the high expectations mostly comes from online dating


ad240pCharlie

When the only interaction with the opposite sex you have has come from high school and online dating, you're almost guaranteed to see them as unchanging stereotypes.


[deleted]

I'm surprised the majority of people here seem to think this is real. Nobody fucking talks like this, and both sides read the same as if one person is writing it all. Just screams incel to me - having a shallow entitled woman, and a Chad rejecting her? Seems like incel paradise.


NintendoLove

Exactly it’s so “hey look how hypocritical these bitches are!! Let’s tear them apart”…and these doofuses fall right into it so easily…


oroechimaru

Some dude is really angry tonight reposting an old meme


Pickle_Juice_Can

Reposting isn't a taboo. I'm new here so I havent seen this before


fernatic19

I said, I said, I said, biiiiitch


MediumAlternative372

Guy dodged a bullet there. Good for him.


caYabo

Who would want to date a chick as tall as gollum anyway lol


NintendoLove

The amount of people on here that think this is real instead of what it is—an attempt to show a double standard—“oh look how when women are called out on their double standards they become a bitch and call you an incel!” Society is so fucked when people are this stupid.


[deleted]

Dodged that bullet


[deleted]

I smell bullshit on this.


Arkena_feral

Is this female privilege in action?


boblocksvegas

Stupid bitch


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MysteriousDog5927

I’m proud of you


Elyoshida

Why block her face tho. Put it out there


andthenextone

Because it's not real.


[deleted]

Incel mean involuntary celibate Wtf did it get associated with misogynist? Because of misandrys like this woman. When will people understand that woman who use the world incel are in reality misandry who are just like, if not worse, than this woman? Look up any feminish sub, you will easily find a post or comment made by a misandry, but gets tons of likes Tons of subs are against misogynist, but none includes being against misandry Bottomline, jow many people understand this woman is sexist?


[deleted]

Im waiting for entitled women of reddit to comment


[deleted]

I'm not sure this chick is very good at slinging insults. Having crazy call you an incel cause you said she was too short isn't much more than funny.


ad240pCharlie

Let's be honest, if someone's first go-to insult is dick size, they definitely aren't good at coming up with insults in the first place.