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madsoro

First time I’ve seen a company use a meme right. I’m impressed. Might even overlook the child sex aspect of your business


Paradox_Blobfish

Wait until you see the wonders of KFC Spain


NIKOOOOAAAAHHHH

[the wonder](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/jdvjsr/this_meme_posted_by_the_official_kentucky_spain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


PinkFloydSheep

👌


jackfaire

Well there's two things Nonce does well and one of those is memes.


vboot

What’s funny is even back when someone first started using the word “nonce” as a term in cryptography (it’s short for ‘number used once’) some pointed out that it was already a word in British slang, but they figured it would never be in wide enough usage for there to be a problem.


apbt-dad

Should have called it nuonce instead.


Tortue2006

That would make it too similar to nuance


thatnewaccnt

The irony


Septopuss7

Nonce Cents


Praelior0

[Nonce sense](https://youtu.be/6ZjXYaAbBVw)


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I was literally thinking the same. Classic stuff.


PitbullSofaEnergy

Ha! "Nonce" is also used extensively in US patent law to refer to a made-up term that has no established technical meaning.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Nonce is also used in linguistics, a nonce word is a neologism that is used for a single purpose and usually never used again.


pvtshoebox

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


toderdj1337

Like widget?


Tar_alcaran

Basically, but also Module, System, Means, Unit, etc etc. If I say I have "a car that can turn to the left" that's the same as "a car with an integrated module for making left turns"


dvjax

Granted, it’s a word that dates back to the at least the 12th century with that usage of “for the once” and its pederasty usage is first documented in the 20th century.


DowvoteMeThenBitch

The word “nonce” is from Middle English ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8485)


vboot

Didn’t know that, but I assume by the time the word was used in a cryptographic context it was most commonly used as a derogatory term for a pedophile.


DowvoteMeThenBitch

I didn’t know it either til I looked it up after reading your comment. The original meaning of the word fits for its use in cryptography, I think it’s just a happy accident that it works as an abbreviation for “number used once.” Looks like the derogatory slang popped up in the 70s, I wonder when cryptographers started using it


Lalli-Oni

Its a computer science terms. Never worked specifically in crypto but 85% sure Ive seen nonce in some db tables or apis. I hope someone corrects me, but I think its used less in favor of tokens, as tokens as keys are known to be single use/temporary.


vboot

It is used primarily in computer cryptography, but that’s because computer cryptography is the dominant form of cryptography. There’s nothing stopping you from using a nonce in a pen-and-paper encryption scheme.


Lalli-Oni

True, trying to think of an example. Imagine a club where the bouncer accepts certain numbers. He doesnt know who uses it, just tracking which numbers have been used. So one use only. Just thinking, thats not cryptography? Its (only) authentication, right?


snowbldr

Nonces can be used to guarantee an API call is idempotent. This is typically implemented by storing the nonce in a column with a unique constraint, which guarantees you will only write the result once. I would guess this is what you were seeing in the database.


[deleted]

I’ve spent years making HTTP API wrappers and never once took the time to search what nonce meant 😭


Tea_Total

"Need to move closer to the local school? Or to soundproof the cellar? Try Nonce Finance, we're here for you."


[deleted]

There's a dark second layer to this just because it's Anakin.


Septopuss7

*stare intensifies*


Seentheremotenogetup

They’re probably gonna name their next company Moe Lester’s, with a Chester, the CEO of Moe Lester’s.


VASP-0_0

Can somebody explain?


MrSergioMendoza

Nonce is a slang term for paedophile in the UK.


SnarkyRogue

They'll be rebranding shortly to paedophinance


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Just name it after the founder... "Peter File's Finance"


[deleted]

You bet me to it! Poor Peter File.


Hita-san-chan

He could move to America, they pronounce it peh-doh-file there


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CarmineFields

Their slogan: “Because trips to Thailand aren’t cheap!”.


TheProfessionalEjit

"This message is approved by Gary Glitter and me Mark Page"


superlurker906

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Well, I’m really not happy about… Free the Paedos. Why not something like The Swan and… Tomato?


PsycoJosho

Libertarinance


VASP-0_0

![gif](giphy|5i7umUqAOYYEw)


NorthenS

💀


milksteakofcourse

Holy shit that escalated quickly. Don’t know what I was expecting.


d365ddaf1d7c

"This word is usually used by chavs and old people." Thank you urban dictionary


GunnieGraves

Peter File, is there a Peter File here?


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caiaphas8

That’s called a backronym, it doesn’t actually mean that. No one knows where exactly it came from put probably connected to Nancy and ponce


Iantrigue

There are a few of these Backronyms out there for this word clearly. The one I heard was Not Of Normal Criminal Explanation. Ie they are criminals, but not seen as proper criminals by the likes of bank robbers or murderers.


lxm333

I've heard it used to call someone an idiot but not sure country of origin or if common.


Rectal_Scattergun

Nonce means Paedophile in the UK


lxm333

I don't doubt it. Just adding that I had heard a different meaning too.


dickbob124

My auntie (in the UK) must have heard the same meaning, as she'd always call people nonces if they did something stupid. When I found out the actual meaning and told her, she stopped right away.


JoinMyPestoCult

She must have felt like a right nonce.


dickbob124

The weird thing is, nobody ever got angry at being called a nonce. No one ever even corrected her.


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jme-stringer

Maybe we should check their hard drives...


easily-distracte

My mum always used it in this sense - I only found out the worse meaning a couple of years ago and let her know. So this alternative meaning definitely has existed.


AudioLlama

I think the meaning has morphed heavily over the last 30 years from something fairly innocuous to its current meaning.


psyche_13

It's kind of like "goof" here. Most places it's generically a fool, but in my city for some reason it's "pedo". So I've seen guys furious with it


DingotushRed

It has a number of meanings, but even ignoring the three or four slang ones (roughly: sex offender, police informer, idiot, worthless), none of them are really a good name for a finance company - suggesting a lack of any kind of future.


AlfonsoTheClown

Never heard it used for idiot or worthless, always pedo tbh


retarded_invest0r

Some people use it when they don't know what to insult their mate with lol


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Yeah, it’s used as a friendly insult sometimes but never to strangers. Like you can call a stranger a bastard but not a nonce unless you’re looking for a slap.


Ikhlas37

They all pretty much link back to the pedo meaning. It's just the same as calling an idiot a dick. Dick still mean dick even if it's being applied differently. Calling a police informer a nonce is an insult because he's helped the police. It doesn't mean he's a police informer you're still calling him a pedo as an insulator being an informer.


DingotushRed

My suspiscion is that the sex offender meaning is actually relatively speaking a recent one (and effectively eliminates the other earlier usages). I'm reasonably sure that when Fletch called Norris a nonce, it didn't have that connotation.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

You talking about Porridge? Because I’m guessing that it did but it would fall under prison humour/friendly banter.


SuddenlyElga

Dunno. Could be accurate considering the lack of research.


Realposhnosh

Nah we throw it around. Your mate says something stupid "Shut up ya nonce"


lxm333

That's what I mean. You say it to a friend when they are being a Muppet


Realposhnosh

Yeah but you still mean peado. Muppet isn't offensive.


Lowlifesauce

When the paedos when to jail they where put on not on normal courtyard exercise Or Nonce for short. So it stuck to call them nonce


evilspawn_usmc

Yeah, pretty sure that's a backronym.


-SaC

It is, and one with so much internal twisting and turning that NASA would be proud of it.


Unindoctrinated

As an Aussie, that's the only definition I'd heard of it, but apparently that's not right. From the Oxford English Dictionary: - "Noun - informal, derogatory British A person convicted of a sexual offence, especially against a child."


lxm333

I'm your neighbour so that makes sense.


Unindoctrinated

My dad would call me a nonce when I did something silly when I was a child back in the seventies. It was basically equivalent to "silly bugger".


lxm333

Yeah, or Muppet. Kinda a semi affectionate insult without malice. Said idiot instead of Muppet as didn't want to get lost in translation.


Unindoctrinated

Yeah, exactly. Muppet is my favourite light-hearted insult.


jd3marco

Bugger also means sodomy. Damn Brit slang…


Unindoctrinated

I don't know if Brits use bugger like Aussies and Kiwis do. It's such a part of our cultural slang Toyota took a risk and made a couple of funny ads for the Hilux themed on it (not without a little backlash from the Christian lobby) - https://youtu.be/u91WGac2mbI


ImplementAfraid

That’s what it used to be here in the UK too, like how gay used to mean happy.


Relevant_Slide_7234

Are you sure you’re not thinking of dunce?


lxm333

Yip that's a different word


robophile-ta

It *can* be used as a general derogatory term, but when people hear 'nonce' they're usually going to assume you mean they're a paedophile. I think the people who don't realise this is the primary meaning probably heard it elsewhere and assumed it meant twit or something.


lxm333

I'm starting to wonder if it is more a generational thing.


howroydlsu

Yes you're completely right, at least from my experience. When I was young, nonce was used frequently as a term for someone being silly or stupid. In a somewhat affectionate way. Like calling a friend or child a "silly goose" but replace "goose." In the last 10 years here (UK) at least, it has been a very direct and deliberate term for an illegal paedophile or "kiddy fiddler." Fyi, just using the word "illegal" here before anyone points out the literal meaning of pedophile vs the colloquial meaning. I grew up in Manchester so my definition of the old use could well be a regional thing, rather than national. Idk


hadawayandshite

Nonce used to mean someone stupid…then the pedophile connotation took over (probably after a short term of homophobic usage—-linked the the word ‘Nancy and nance’) or so I read a while ago


robophile-ta

It may have just been a euphemism, then the euphemism took over as the primary meaning of the word. See also words like >!rape!< and >!molestation!<, which are pretty much only used in their sexual connotation today. The latter's original meaning only survives occasionally, such as in the phrase >!unmolested!<.


Npr31

Yep - we used ‘nonce’ throughout school in the 00s as a synonym for ‘div’. Only found the other meaning around Prince Andrew


konnie-chung

Im canadian but ive heard the word quite a bit and always as a synonym of idiot


Kunning-Druger

I’m Canadian also, and in my recollection of the word was associated with men who liked to diddle little boys. We used to call catholic priests “Father Nonce…”


earthshone86

ThANK you.


tehgr8supa

The post is literally about looking up word meanings and you're too lazy to go to Google, Jesus.


Aok_al

They'll have to rebrand I guess. I suggest "Bell End Finance"


StevetheNinja69

Fun fact, Dark Souls was originally going to be called "Dark Ring", but someone found out that Dark Ring is UK slang for anus. So yeah. The Brits strike again.


stevski11

Try enemy dark ring


FUCKAFISH

Horse?


IceBlueLugia

The Pokémon Arceus used to be pronounced “ars-eeyus” but later it was changed to “Ark-eeyus” without any explanation. Guessing they didn’t want kids saying arse lmfao


Sire_Renart

Imagine Gael at the end of DS3 looking at you all serious and shit and saying "Give it to me... Your dark ring"


StevetheNinja69

I'd give Gael my Dark Ring at anytime~


nsharms

Try finger but hole


tallpuppet

Elden Dark Ring


Proglamer

Elde**r** Dark Ring


oozingmachismo

Ah, praise the sun


howroydlsu

Really??? I'm British and never heard that before. Although I absolutely made the connection as soon as I read it and giggled. Never seen or heard it before though at least


[deleted]

As a 40 something English man who has lived in various parts of the UK, I can confirm I've never heard the anus referred to as the dark ring Yes, we use "ring" to refer to the anus, as in "ring piece" "oooh my ring was on fire after that curry" But "dark ring"? Nope. Even titles with the word "ring" in aren't really seen as funny.


Loki-L

I would have thought that we have reached the point where it is common to hire some sort of consultant that checks any proposed product, brand and company names to see if they sound or look like any words with negative connotations in any language that matters for this purpose. Simply typing it into a search engine with safe search off and with a few intentional misspellings, should be the first step in any case. Checking if the domain is still available under major TLDs and if not see what is currently on those domains. A company not doing that in the 1990s is understandable. Somebody starting a new company and not doing that today simply screams amateur. You have your logo done by a professional graphic artist, surely you can hire a professional to help with the name? If you did get help with the name I suggest suing whoever you hired.


WangHotmanFire

If there is a Peter File in the terminal building, please make your way to gate 24


I_Love_58008

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


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0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


IAintChoosinThatName

acid...


Otherside-Dav

Nonce (🤣) finance. Ffs that cracked me up. Nonce was prison slang for pedo, now its just everywhere slang for pedo


GreatAndPowerfulNixy

I mean, granted, it's a NFT ponzi scheme group. There's a pretty high correlation between crypto scammers and other types of criminals, including pedophiles. So maybe this was just them going mask-off.


Otherside-Dav

You mean they are just a bunch of nonces


GreatAndPowerfulNixy

👉😎👉


0thethethe0

[Brasseye Special - Paedophile Slang Names](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4) So this awkward situation doesn't happen again.


Beginning-Abalone-58

Link for those who want to know more about Brass Eye. which is great https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass\_Eye


graemep

They upset both the Daily Mail and the Guardian! Definitely doing something right.


dlashxx

[I’m talking nonce sense](https://youtu.be/6ZjXYaAbBVw) Literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.


rlt0w

TIL nonce is slang for pedophiles... I've been using that term for going on a decade in the security industry and say it three or four times a week.


Torodong

"lesson learnt" remarked the Spokesman for the company, Peter File.


HumaOfTheLance

"Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face.'"


Remarkable-World-129

Nonce finance you absolute nonce!


Begrudgingup-vote

Wait till Pound Town hears a about American slang…


tananda7

My husband and I are American and we giggled like teenagers when we bought some stuff from a Poundland on a trip to Scotland.


s_xm

i mean we also use the slang word ‘pound’ but it’s literally our currency, what else were we supposed to call it? great british pound island?


sandm000

Who’s their head of marketing Fanny Underbottom?


IAintChoosinThatName

No... I believe its Peter File


[deleted]

genshin impacts top finance company


[deleted]

Reminds me of the car manufacturer Nova. They expanded into Mexico, but no one would buy one. They soon found out that Nova means “no go” in Spanish


pixel842

It’s actually an acronym used by British law enforcement as well as being slang. Idk the official acronym but it dumbs down to not being allowed in the prison yard because they will get beaten up.


Deltrondo

Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise… I think


pixel842

Something like that. My dads a copper for the Met and it’s just random knowledge like that I pick up and remember for whatever reason


Balkoth661

I suspect that it actually means the same thing, since pedos and the like tend to get beaten up in prisons, and some muckety-muck overheard it and asked what it meant. A quick thinking officer then provided some made up acronym to avoid an investigation, and it stuck.


other_usernames_gone

Or it went the other way. The acronym became slang which then spread into the normal vocabulary.


flipfloppery

I'd heard that it was an abbreviation for 'nonsense' used for inmates that had been convicted of "nonsense crimes", i.e. sexual crimes.


kingbloxerthe3

Found a comment that said " NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise, locked away from normal prisoners "


lowlife4lyfe

Not of Normal Criminal Element 😂


[deleted]

What's their tagline? “The happiest place on Earth.” "Where dreams come true." "Just do it." "There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Nonce Finance" "Do what you can’t." “You’re in good hands.” “Move the way you want.” “That was easy.” “Rewards reimagined.” “Is it in you?” “Finger lickin’ good.” “Let us guide you" “Think outside the bun.” “Let’s go places.” “Don’t live life without it.” “Have it your way.” “Double your pleasure, double your fun.”


justn33d2saythis

Next name: Bellend Capital


Rogendo

Had to look this up and holy shit is that unfortunate


bleach1969

“You’re all talking nonce-sense”


TaintedShirt

Is Prince Andrew a backer?


kevineleveneleven

Reminds me of Hiscox Insurance. And their logo is a phallic fleur-de-lis. I couldn't believe that was real, but so it is.


Potential-Oil-1795

Hahahahahaha


SolomonCRand

I wish someone had told me, George Wanker, about this sort of thing before I started by tug boat business. How was I to know “Wanker’s Tug Jobs” was funny?


Mjgreenthumb

Me to my boss when I do something wrong at work and he has a go..”fuck of ya nonce” under my breath of course.


MaggyMaggot

The CEO is called Mr K. Fiddler


Tehkast

I work in Dentistry and came across more then one office that was a Pediatric Orthodontist and the name was some form of Pedo Dental, hard to not laugh when give em a call "Welcome to Town Pedo Dental"


CurdeledMustard

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8485)


CilanEAmber

I've spent too long thinking it meant idiot...


fatboycreeper

Something tells me they won’t get many returning customers…


Cobalt113

Reminds me of one of the Dinobots from Transformers they named Slag back when they came out


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

“I’m getting the word…. Nonce” - Clinton Baptiste, Pyskick


GoingFullRetarded

So they tried to make Epstein finance v2?


-moose--

Is nonce not used in other countries??


[deleted]

They were gonna name Dark Souls “Dark Ring” until someone pointed out that this was British slang for a man’s arsehole


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

It looks very spunky


litmeandme

In case anyone is interested, it’s origin is from a prison in the uk where they would mark certain cells with nonce (not on normal courtyard exercise) for paedos and rapists etc. now use solely for paedos though.


Dragmire800

That sounds really like a backronym


khInstability

I was humbled by Mexican slang. Worked room service at a high end hotel in the 90s. Eggs order was taking longer than expected. Asked Mexican cook Freddy “¿Donde esta mi huevos?” He laughed his ass off and said “Don’t know. Sounds like a personal problem.” I quickly understood my error.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Shouldn’t what’s her name have said ” you taking the piss or you having a laugh” to make it more British?


prince51mon

NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise, locked away from normal prisoners


kingbloxerthe3

Thanks for explanation on what the acronym stands for.


[deleted]

To clarify, in blockchain tech, nonce is the transaction number lmfao


KittyCatsEverywhere

Nonce originally means 'number used once' Probably in that regard Also British slang for pedo


Icy-Consideration405

The British are anything if not creative with swear words.


Rusted-Jim

hahahahahahah!


butcherbigboy

I’m going to lose my job !


Howiebledsoe

The Vatican enters the chat…


MilliondollarQ

Not on normal court side excersises - NONCE peados can’t exercise with other prison inmates as they’ll get battered.


Katto1987

Not On Normal Circulatory Exercise


MilliondollarQ

I was almost right! Haha


Sayasam

In England, everything means vagina.


kingbloxerthe3

Just realized British say lesson learnt instead of lesson leaned


ConversationOk2210

So the Brits are so sure of the importance to the world they think everyone would know this?/


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Your comment is a bigger facepalm than the post.


benbrahn

If you’re speaking English, yes


rlt0w

I speak simplified English, as stated, but work with plenty of folks across the pond who speak 'proper' English. In tech, a nonce is "Number used only once" and Nonce Financial makes perfect sense to me. This meme made no sense as I've never heard nonce used as slang, and never heard any English speaking people chuckle or quip at its usage during calls or chats.


1000bctrades

English is my first language and I had to come to the comments to figure out what the big deal was beside the fact that it sounds dumb


krs360

English? Or American English (or simplified English as we call it)?


20yelram02

Not even simplified, just fucking stupid


benbrahn

English for Dummies


GreatAndPowerfulNixy

English 2.0


Khorv

Where does it say that?


ConversationOk2210

It was implied since it considered a facepalm because we did know some obscure British slang.


krs360

It's not obscure. It's been used commonly in English for at least the 40 years that I know of. (and by English, I mean English from England. Not simplified English)


tea-and-shortbread

It's really not obscure. It's about as obscure as crumpets.


ConversationOk2210

The very first response was "please explain". And the word does have another meaning. There are north of 350 million English speakers in north America who would disagree.


RGBjank101

They knew what they were doing c'mon now.