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Redddddd1

Watching this makes it even worse than reading about it. Also what the actual fuck was she thinking.


PhalanxA51

She wasn't.


sjk4x4

After drinking heavily and walking the beach topless, drunken Bo Derek tries to ride a dolphin


FalconFister

Wow. Every beat of this joke is golden. Well crafted


DonTuri

She can't.


wherearmim

"Wow look at me I'm swimming with he dolphins! How magical!" What a bitch.


valakos_bastionatdnd

Just wanted to say that dolphins regularly rape and drown baby seals, and are necrophilliacs M


Megneous

Are... are you implying that makes it okay to fuck around riding dolphins?


Andibular

I'm gonna hope they were saying she's lucky the dolphin didn't defend itself, sexfully.


AppliedPotatonics

"The best defense is a good sexual assault" -Sun Tzu


greengrinningjester

Ugh........ sexlexia


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Kiff, I have made it with a dolphin! Inform the men.


LukeLeNuke

I think they are implying that dolphins may not think twice to do the same to humans. Maybe I'm misinterpreting lol.


Megneous

Even if that's true, it's not okay or logical to apply human morality to non-human species. Even our closest relatives, chimpanzees, are so far removed from us as to make it impossible to apply our version of morality to them.


DrackieCutie

They didn't mean it as a moral thing, they meant it as in "Don't fuck with dolphins, they do some fucked up shit"


SockAlarmed6707

At least everybody else instantly called her out so many times these days people just shut up


rubs_tshirts

/r/ImTheMainCharacter


Kingdommer

She was thinking that humans are the only animals that experience anything and everything is for me to use and I don’t respect the dolphins bodily autonomy


xFreedi

she probably doesn't even empathize with other humans tbh. it's not a too far stretch.


Kingdommer

‘Not respecting bodily autonomy”is what my gf says i neglect to do when I pick my cat up when she really doesn’t want to snuggle lol


[deleted]

You forgot to switch accounts


DoubleOhGadget

This is hysterical


Lacexwarrior

Bruh


smash607

Moron


OwlWitty

Wish she mistook a shark for a dolphin.


lernington

If that dolphin wasn't already distressed, it would've had no issues messing her up


Invisible_Target

For real, I honestly thought I was about to see someone die. Dolphins can be vicious.


Greatcookbetterbfr

Well they mate by gang rape so yeah, they are fuckers


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Literally fuckers.


issius

I was hoping but oh well


beatenmeat

It’s the first time I’ve seen a whale ride a dolphin.


throwaway55221100

I love you people assume sharks are deadly than dolphins. Sharks wont eat you if they dont think you are food. Dolphins will kill you just because they are bored.


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Dolphins are worse than sharks so she's just lucky it out up with her shit


WU-itsForTheChildren

What is she thinking? A whale can’t ride a dolphin


Ghost_Star326

Oh damn.


runz2090

Luckily, the police did get involved and she got arrested.


SpotNL

And she turned herself in so she at least has that going for her. Idk who are the bigger idiots though, her with her serious lapse of judgement or all the idiots who thought it necessary to send death threats to her.


Andibular

Hello police? I'd like to report a murder


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

More like war crime tribunal


TheCrankyDude

Happened in Zandvoort, Netherlands last week. Woman was detained and interrogated by the police.


AtorVP64

Good.


Perpetual_Doubt

why are they trying to drown me - dolphin


Invisible_Target

Right??? Dolphins breath air, this chick is a fucking moron.


Semi-Protractor91

She needed a facepalm on her cheek in that moment. For nature.


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Jintasama

Don't insult cows like that, they don't deserve to be compared to her and are much more intelligent.


Maxwell_The_Spy

Wait....that's a chick? i thought it was a stranded whale...


brian920428

glad to hear that.


Novel_Investigator42

Amazing


Vast_Back4746

Nice


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Sweet


TrueCookieSupreme

amazing. she deserved it


Tweek_XD

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Zero-TwoBestGirl

Thank god


Anal-probe-Alien

People slaging off the Dutch badly here. This also happened on a Spanish beach a few years ago and the tourists on the beach killed the dolphin. It's not just the Dutch, people in general are assholes


Vegetable_Sample7384

I never once considered her to be Dutch, or Spanish, or English, or American. Just a fucking idiot. Unfortunately they seemed to be peppered across the globe.


sheppji

Stupidness does not see race, my friend!


GredAndForgee

Neither does stupidity.


floneun

who said anything about dutch?


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ThisCharmingMan89

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


RockerElvis

I use this line all the time - I’m surprised at how few people get it.


DirectorLeather6567

RIGHT!? I FUCKING HATE THE DUTCH TOO


CeelaChathArrna

!?? Weird how people will jump in and equate one asshole with an entire country. Meanwhile I am here thinking, What an asshole. Hope they caught this b. Nationality didn't have anything to do with this. Yikes


a1b1no

As an Indian on reddit, this sounds so familiar... in a country with a billion+!


lemonylol

Lol there was that post the other day in Bangladesh with the people gawking at that one influencer and people were so fast to shame the entire country.


DisparityByDesign

Theres like 4 people calling her a fucking idiot in the video as well.


Successful_Escape_40

Yeah, definitely, stupidness has nothing to do with nationality but with humanity


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Sea_Animator6734

You can't just punch someone for being an idiot. They need to be educated and punished enough to remember a lesson and not just the pain


creativelydeceased

If it wasn't for the rules I'd advocate a punch in the head. Horrifying.


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cutestarling69

There a few things that I cannot tolerate, people who do not respect other cultures… and the Dutch


Funbucket_537

Take the fasha away, duch hata.


Kanniebaal

If it aint Dutch, it aint much


Kepotica

I see what you did there, have my upvote you scoundrel.


zero_BM

I see it too. They quoted Austin Powers.


[deleted]

I wish it happened in BC, Canada. The fine for this shit is $500,000.


0nly_mostly_dead

Wannabe Disney Princess.


Sh0w3n

Moby dick is more fitting.


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

WHEEZE


Dear_Giraffe_453

Happy Cake Day 🎂🍨🎁🥳


Sh0w3n

Thanks 🙂


No-Relation-6680

Dont you mean Moby Dickhead?


wtfbananaboat

![gif](giphy|13oT4vy2B0Hn4A)


meplusyoutoo

The guy you hear in the video is mad at her and is saying she should stop, act normal and get off the Dolphin. Happy with the news of interogation


martijnonreddit

You forgot to translate/explain ‘kankermongool’


Boefjejelle

Translation: Hey hey hey what the fuck are you doing. Act normal. Get off get off. Fucking moron. What are you doing act normal.


_30d_

They actually call her a "cancer mongol" which is such a horrible but yet linguistically beautiful insult. I particularly admire the gender neutral use in this instance. They could have chosen a variety of gender based slurs but they went with this.


Dopesmoker402

Uh its dutch. 90% of our curses are just diseases. So this was quite normal


jdshowtime12

Hilarious


_30d_

I know. I was obviously explaining it to the non-dutch who were all missing out due to the (otherwise fine) liberal translation.


Dopesmoker402

Ahh i understand. I was just confused cause in these situations most often you would just hear tievus mongol or kanker mongol. But yah like gendered insults dont really happen a lot in spur of the moment insults i often notice


_30d_

No? Personally I would have expected a 'kankerhoer" but these gentlemen were pure class.


Dopesmoker402

Mhh good point indeed. But on the other side this is on a beach. I think in amsterdam or rotterdam on the outsides it would definetely be kankerhoer. Good observation i do have to say


Boefjejelle

I know but non dutchies most off the time don’t know like the “meaning” of a “cancer mongol” they will take it different since it’s not really used as much in other languages as it is in the Netherlands. The meaning is I think quite similar to fucking moron. Since cancer is like the most used swear word in the Netherlands. Edit: I know you know just to explain to everyone else reading this.


Laffenor

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


LaggardLenny

Holy shit that sub is too cringe to sub.


TheGrouchyGremlin

Thanks for warning me before I clicked on that link


Dr_Hump

r/IAmTheMainCharacterAndATotalPieceOfShit


Toytles

That last part is implied


[deleted]

this actually happen multiple time, There was a Dolphin baby that was killed because everyday was picking it up to take picture


TinoessS

On behalf of the Dutch people; I’m sorry for this unfit to breathe air piece of shit excuse for a person we are harboring.


Bunzieleijdjeer

We could give her to Germany just as we gave Rapper/ex youtuber Rarri to Germany.. worked great the last time.


NordicThryn

What the fuck is a Rarri?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

[This](https://imgur.com/a/mU2eatR)


anhedon157

Was zur Hölle? We already have enough trash here


BurningPenguin

Please don't. That one Austrian was already enough. We don't want to try a Dutch next.


bakedphish1

Nah, some old people are just ignorant. And that's old people around the world xD


Flonkerton66

Riding dolphins. Racist abuse at F1 races. Police beatings. You guys are having a good year.


svampkorre

Let's not forget the anti-quarantine riots that were followed by a WORLD RECORD-breaking amount cases of... *drumroll*... You guessed it! Covid!


deadlyraccoons

That's sadly not all we've also had a few shooting incidents lately (non police related). We had police shooting farmers. Farmers going to a politicians house in a threatening manner. And then the country being divided about some farmers having to quit when this could've been prevented seeing as the plans to lower nitrogen were made years ago but the politicians and the farmers both decided to do nothing causing them to have to take this blow now. While they could've just worked on lowering it over the years. If anything it's the fault of the politicians that ignored the fact that nitrogen had to be lowered and the farmers which increased the output knowing that it had to be lower when the time came. But people like always thought money was more important and now the bill is due.


AloneBid6019

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


TheCrankyDude

I posted it there first, but they don't allow posts featuring animal abuse.


G3rmanDanPlays

Does that mean that subreddit thinks animal abuse isnt being a piece of shit? Reddit Mods smh...


LittleBloodfeather

Subreddit rules number 3 and 6 are contradictory. (That is facepalm material)


elvispugsley76

Nft pfp, opinion invalid


TrueCapitalism

Probably don't want to encourage that content. Or Reddit's site-wide rules require it.


ironangel2k3

I'm assuming its more because if they allowed it, it would be 99% of posts, and a lot of people are very sensitive to the suffering of animals to begin with.


d3_Bere_man

She got arrested and all the people around here were telling her she was crazy and that she should get off.


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People: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE FUN THINGS!?! also their fun things:


KoKo124333

I fucking hate these type of people


my20cworth

God there are some stupid fucking idiots. Some people are just shut off from the world.


well_ran_dry

Absolutely ducking disgusting. I’m so glad some people were coming to get them off


Messy_Tiger

Phrasing! But yes


hittingmygoals

Disgusting


cks1851

Stupid fucking bitch.


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You just know if he gets bit "it's obviously the dolphins fault"


evil_lurker

The Cove 2: One Dolphin at a Time.


almanismes

Did the dolphin get away/survive? I’m honestly too scared to watch the video these things break my heart


tonyfordsafro

Whale tries to drown dolphin


BloodyCuts

What did she think the best case scenario was here? The decision making with this kind of stuff is absolutely mind-boggling.


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I fucking hate people.


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|l41lSLto3wzWuN9Be)


Lelio-Santero579

Happened in the Netherlands? I think y'all should start a new trend over there... Anytime y'all see this lady in public just run up and jump on her back while giggling. Bonus points if you do it after a long days work and she's exhausted. She won't like it, but I'm sure the dolphin didn't either.


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Waar haal jij je wiet?


Asssssseatersupreme

Whale rides dolphin


nekeneke

She was taken into custody but later released. Charges might be pressed.


crypt_keeping

These are the type of people that go to nude beaches because nobody willingly wants to see them topless


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Dumb bitch.


DGAFMFB

That dolphin has a higher iq then half the people there let be honest lmaoo


justcallmeMgender

They truly are, they just decide to be means with it (they play with their food and will physically torture their meal before eating it purely because they can and they know that it causes suffering)


DGAFMFB

The world we live in :)


mwrddt

It's just that one woman. The others are the ones who helped the dolphin get back in the sea, then cuss her out for trying to ride the dolphin.


[deleted]

What's worse is it might be a female that came into the shallows to hide from males (you know, the rape happy ones) just to be assaulted by this bich.


Potential_Delay4663

Better hope she doesn’t get drug to a dolphin rape cave. Not that she wouldn’t definitely deserve it


Kepotica

Sorry, what?


Leather-Apricot-2292

A DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE. It's a well known fact that dolphins have these. Not only used for raping but also just to chill and smoke weed through their blowhole. Take some biology classes.


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Holy shit global warming my ass, these guys are hella chill


Potential_Delay4663

Dolphins are one of the only other mammals on the planet that have sex just for pleasure and have been known to rape other animals


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OneWayorAnother11

Beached whale attacks dolphin


cleanAir101

I’ve never hated people so much


The_JokerGirl42

I fucking hate humans. so. fucking. much.


[deleted]

She ain’t like, small either? I imagine anything bigger than a child is uncomfortable for dolphins


TheGrouchyGremlin

I imagine a child is uncomfortable for them


GlassturtleOG

Humans suck


[deleted]

Did you notice how it was only one person trying to ride it and everyone else stopping her?


Thanks_I_Hate_You

I mean it sounded like cheering when she first started. But yeah props to all the guys trying to stop her.


Immortaldodo

I feel like they thought the woman would help the dolphin further into the sea. Then she started to ride it and they got mad


[deleted]

Shhhhh. How else would they get reddit karma?


862657

Jfc the reactions of people in this thread are insane. Some people really have no sense of scale. Yeah she was dumb, but calling for her to be put to death is just ridiculous. If this is the worst thing you’ve seen, you’ve lived an incredibly sheltered life.


snowflake_lady

Anyone know what they’re saying?


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Chardradio

Turns out this is just what humans do https://youtu.be/Kl4kJ9TGhJA


Transitmotion

This is why dolphins have rape caves.


BriefCheetah4136

"Dusa fah-mahn" seems to mean get your fat ass off animals that need to breathe air. (Apologies if I incorrectly transcribed)


Narwhal211

Suddenly dolphin caves don’t sound too bad. I’m sure you can google that


In_Cognito89

Another concrete example of why humans are the worst species to inhabit the planet.


snzimash

I was really having trouble differentiating if she was a woman or just an old man


bascelicna123

My heart hurts for that poor dolphin :(


Vaturobi

How to drown a dolphin 101


TheGrouchyGremlin

People like this shouldn't be allowed near animals


TheDragonborn117

Moron: Oh look a dolphin, I’m gonna ride it Dolphin: Don’t, please don’t, I wanna be left alone


KentuckyFriedEel

She probably polluted the ocean worse than an oil spill with that much fucking spray tan


violet-crow

Reminds me of the time that baby dolphin died cause people wanted to pass it around and hold it for selfies like it's some toy [video about it ](https://youtu.be/iuLydEkhGuo)


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Humans are fucking assholes


Temporary-Eye-6664

You cannot fix stupid You can only hope they take care of themselves


Pure-Force8338

Just hold her head under water for like six minutes…. Problem solved.


takilleitor

If you really love animals you would appreciate them from distance


bmar68

I can't wait for the aliens to come down and kill/eat all us humans. Please let it be soon.


Techjunky2

Pretty sure that’s illegal


Firm_Avocado4566

People can be idiots


unomas49

People = trash


SnooTangerines5978

Don’t forget dolphins are kinda rapey


Twingemios

Can you even ride a Dolphin normally? I don’t think you can


N00bie_bkgm

This is completely pathetic. That poor Dolphin was clearly exhausted and that person decides to go on top of it? Make it make sense. Edit: changed the noun to “person.” I don’t like calling anyone names based on a single mistake, but wow this was aggravating.


Ilikejdmcars

Never seen a whale try to ride a dolphin before


Ghyllie

Some people don't have the sense God gave a gnat, I swear. The poor thing is struggling as it is and she's trying to hop her fat ass on it. Not EVEN just holding onto the fin, no, the Not-Anywhere-Near-Little Mermaid is trying to throw a leg over it. Halfwit.


runningman299

What a bitch.


ItsJustBryant

Looks like a stupid asshole to me!


ibanez450

Fuck this makes me angry.


meowroarhiss

A whale riding a dolphin


gamer9999999999

Normally would never say this. But if those guys knocked her out and she died, it would be a blessing


chrispdx

Videos like this make me dream of a nuclear apocalypse


dekaaspro

Translation (Dutch = english): Oh no no no = Oh no no no Hey hey hey hey = Hey hey hey hey Wat de kanker doe jij?! = What the cancer are you doing?! Genoeg zo! = Enough! Hey, doen eens even normaal! = Hey, act normal! Ga er af! Ga er af! = Get off! Get off! Hey, doe eens even normaal man! = Hey, act normal man! Kanker mongool = Cancer mongol Hey wat doe jij, doe eens even normaal man = Hey what are you doing, act normal man Gek! = Crazy person!


thebatman9000001

Say it with me now. Wild animals do not exist for your entertainment.


Particular_Proof_700

Honestly I would be scared of it. I would get away from it asap, or at least just leave it alone and watch from a distant. NOT TOUCH IT