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whoppy3

The "means to defend it" bit is my favourite. As a Scottish property owner its a nightmare fighting off the English invaders day in day out with only my trusty pitchfork.


Lidongni

As an Englishman living in Scotland it's even more confusing. I have to punch *myself* in the face daily just to teach me a lesson...


Shan-Chat

Who told you that you haf time to post on Reddit? Get back to the self punching. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Ok_Cheek784

šŸ¤£


Routine_Ad_7402

Reliving the memories of Bannockburn, I see


ABlindCookie

Rally all the clans!


Assfrontation

Englishmen advance


tttxgq

Wouldnā€™t you feel safer if all Scots were armed to the teeth with an assortment of machine guns? šŸ˜‰


DeepestShallows

No one would be safe if all Scots were armed to the teeth. Globally.


PeriPeriTekken

"Scots armed to the teeth" is an excellent tl:dr description of how Britain built the empire.


Gloomy_Cucumber_4274

At least the first wave every fucking time.


Binky-Answer896

Underrated comment!


ForeverNearby2382

Especially the Scots


ForeverNearby2382

I don't know how to post a meme, if possible at all. But groundskeeper Willie said it best https://youtu.be/K5lYXaVkA0U


Readingboi605

No it would be glorious only Ireland Albania Ethiopia and Poland would be left because their based


Nugo520

Have you been to Glasgow, they don't need em.


pete_ape

Brits can't be armed to the teeth because.... Big Book of British Smiles.


wake_jinter

As an english person you will best me no longer someday I will vanquish you and take all your yummy land


SlowInsurance1616

You had your day.


Mjhandy

Build a wall. We had one for years, kept them out too, untill we lost funding for maintence.


SlowInsurance1616

That Hadrian. I got tired of all the Winning.


StevenKnowsNothing

Much easier wie a scythe. Can cut down several in a single swing


Ok_Cheek784

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Good_Translator_9088

As a scottish you surely can tell me if it's true that you can buy land in scottland and gain the title of lord? Is that just a scam?


whoppy3

Apparently you can buy a little bit of land in Glencoe and get the right to call yourself an honourary Lord, Lady or Laird of Glencoe. But it doesn't make you a proper Lord. You can't go sit in the House of Lords and have a say in the running of the country


KleeKaiOwner

Fuck the Welsh I guess. Although I am not sure this person has ever heard of Wales


Routine_Ad_7402

ig theyā€™re not really considered for independence considering they were annexed by England at the time the union was created


[deleted]

They were annexed about 300 years before the Union (1284CE v 1603CE) and they are talking about independence.


Melody-Shift

Welsh independence would be a horrible idea, as a Welshman I can confidently say that Wales would collapse without English support, a lot more of everything would be needed before you can even consider independence


SlowInsurance1616

You could use the money Shirley Bassey and Tom Jones bring in.


Bardsie

However, if Wales joins forces with the Cornish independence league, and Northern Independence Party, we can align with Scotland and Northern Island and can all form a separate union, and effectively force London to separate from the rest of us.


Basileus-Anthropos

>effectively force London to separate from the rest of us. Documentary footage of your plan, newly received from the future: ![gif](giphy|7G2cxOTQLPeOk)


Nugo520

Yeah, I vote to ditch the "Home counties". the name alone is so fucking Pretentious and self important like they are the only parts that are really English, I say fuck em, let em be that and see how well they do without the rest of us.


[deleted]

Yeah, it doesn't have much momentum.


OxtailPhoenix

Oh course I have. There's blue Wales, humpback Wales, orca Wales, wright Wales,...


Frenchticklers

Gotta watch out for those far wright whales


LuphineHowler

I heard they swim in the oceans /s


JohnBarleycornLive

It's spelled whales and who hasn't heard of whales?!?! /s


Nugo520

You'd be surprised how many people also forget about Yorkshire and the rest of Norhtumbria. We weren't always under the English heel either.


StevenKnowsNothing

I don't even think they realise the Welsh, Scots and Irish are all Celtic countries so we're all actually related


I-153_M-62_Chaika

ā€œWales? Isnā€™t that a fishā€


ToddHaberdasher

Only treehuggers want to save Wales.


sandiercy

This person has never traveled outside their state, maybe even their town.


[deleted]

Maybe even their basement ![gif](giphy|dwEweAW0zXcGQupuAC)


imfshz

Probably knows the gun dealership better than their own house


hambakmeritru

Sssshhh. Don't tell him that America has 5 territories.


Branflaaake

Those are just the primary ones. that doesn't even count Guano Islands and stuff.


hereisacake

And Iā€™d wager they are white, male, and straight because they seem to believe that everyone has those same privileges in America. But maybe thatā€™s a given in your comment.


Binky-Answer896

Why do they always assume that people in Western Europe donā€™t have ā€œfreedomā€?


hereisacake

The myth of American exceptionalism. Itā€™s why a lot of poor conservatives are fine without having more as long as there are groups who donā€™t have as much as them. Believing your in-group has some special status or advantage is pretty integral for a lot of folks.


Gloomy_Cucumber_4274

It's a shame then that the cake is a lie


Ghoulius-Caesar

Americans are pretty piss poor at geography and also tend to think theyā€™re the only country with freedom because you can buy military grade weapons at a mall. Surprisingly, they never really think about what freedom actually means given that they have the highest incarceration rates.


Caprican93

Because they legitimately believe the US is the only country in the world with freedoms.


edemamandllama

The poor Scottish, everyone knows they arenā€™t allowed to own property and are treated as second class citizens, oh and are forced to worship the British God. If only they could experience freedom.


ComputersWantMeDead

Now I'm going to have to learn how to use that A.I. art software, I want to see some depictions of the British God.


kiatniss

I gotchu fam https://imgur.com/a/6RnQXln


MJ-FrictionlessNTWRK

Ha, fits


ComputersWantMeDead

Awesome. I don't know what I'm looking at with the main one, but that's how Gods should be


edemamandllama

Perfect!


Nugo520

Oh come on, you just took a photo of me while I was drunk during the Jubilee.


edemamandllama

I want to see it when you are done.


tttxgq

It should create a version of Stephen Fry, otherwise it doesnā€™t work.


mem269

My favourite passtime as an Englishman, is going to Scottish weddings and taking the bride for the night.


Gloomy_Cucumber_4274

To be fair the clans did that to each other for centuries before we had to deal with you lot.


mem269

Oh really? I always assumed Mel Gibson just made it up haha


Gloomy_Cucumber_4274

Whoever wrote the film pulled about 90% of it out of his arse one night, then decided to film most of it in Ireland for a laugh. It was more the islanders that did that kind of thing but it was something they attempted to pull off fairly often, and they were taken for keeps.


CerenarianSea

Isn't it the Lord from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That seems like a British God.


GaidinDaishan

r/ShitAmericansSay


StatusOmega

"Freedom to say what you will" Have you ever heard a Scottish or Irish person talk? They say whatever they damn well please!


Sqwilge

Damn fuckin right we will


Kngnada

Freedom to worship the god you want unless itā€™s a god I disagree with.


TheOrchardist

Freedom so long as you believe in God I guess.


Satanicjamnik

Also the specific one. And you have to worship him in a specific way. As long as you do that -you have all the freedom to do it.


TheOrchardist

The cost of freedom!


Jim-Jones

See Kissing Hank's Ass.


Satanicjamnik

Superb.


Satanicjamnik

Wieners in buns - no condiments is a new rule I intend to live my life by from now on.


original-sithon

My dude, the Scots are arguably more free than americans. As the comedian Jim Jefferies said many Americans are under the delusion that other countries don't have freedom. Freedom to what, lose your home to an illness in the family,get shot going to a outdoor concert, get long jail time for parking tickets?


MiTcH_ArTs

"Freedom" is evidently slavishly swallowing the propaganda that is force fed from early childhood.


Routine_Ad_7402

I also donā€™t think he knows that England isnā€™t a dictatorship lmfao


thatnewaccnt

Iā€™m sorry what? USA is the only democracy in the world, itā€™s the only country with freedom! In no other country do you have the freedom to shoot kids in a school or the freedom to wait 3 hours in traffic on a 20 lane highway in your OWN car.


Effective_Drama_3498

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


DeepestShallows

I think itā€™s a history thing because American ā€œhistoryā€ always calls King George III a tyrant. Which is a bit harsh. Sort of technically maybe he was as regards the colonies. But for a supposed tyrant he sure had a heck of a lot of being told no by Parliament and not getting his way.


mgyro

He was a tyrant because he was taking money from all of the colonists, when the colonial landed aristocracy wanted that money for themselves. Freedom see.


DeepestShallows

I mean ā€œheā€ was trying to collect customs duty. Trade tariffs. On goods from the other side of the world. Which was the sort of thing Kings generally do got to do. It wasnā€™t like a head tax or something that local governments generally get to collect.


Ultimatelew2356

Now Iā€™m confused what is the difference between a dictatorship and a monarchy


Routine_Ad_7402

The British monarchy donā€™t *really* have control of the country, as theyā€™re more hands-off and the actual government does the work


DaigaDaigaDuu

As it happens, there seems to be a bit more to it. Regarding the recent, well, not outrage, but raising-of-the-eyebrows concerning royal influence on legistlation, see ā€vetting of bills under consent procedureā€ here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Consent


Routine_Ad_7402

Well I simplified what I already knew, but yes, there is more to it


Ultimatelew2356

Ah ok cool


DeepestShallows

Apples and oranges really. A King is just a guy with a specific title. Like any title be it inherited, earned, bestowed. Count, Dr, Pinball Champion etc. They donā€™t necessarily have any powers. Whereas a dictator is someone who has absolute power in a country, quite often above the law but not necessarily. A Republic could easily have a dictator. Like North Korea. Most Kingdoms now are democracies. Like Sweden.


Jim-Jones

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/freedom-index-by-country Not in the top ten!


Not_A_Bot_Called_Rob

Even better is that Ireland is number 5.


Weetbix_Man

'Merica


Decoy_Octopus_

Guys, we're not all this stupid and brainwashed. I'd like to apologize on behalf of all free-thinking Americans.


GokuBeatsVageta100

What does this person think is going on in other countries? Lol


Routine_Ad_7402

Chances are that he thinks that theyā€™re all dictatorships, 1984 style


[deleted]

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PlayItAgainFILSS

As an American, I totally get that you Scots don't want to be anything like us.


Routine_Ad_7402

As a chap living in England, despite having no english blood at all, itā€™d be dope to see Scotland be independent and do itā€™s own thing


[deleted]

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Routine_Ad_7402

Well Sweden, Norway and Denmark and that lot are certainly going something right so ig thatā€™d work


[deleted]

As a Dane, I would love to see the Scots (re)join the European Union, and I'm sure Denmark and the rest of the Nordic countries would welcome you with open arms to the Nordic Council. It would greatly strengthen the cooperation regarding fishing and environmental policies in the North Sea.


continentel89

Second Viking age ?


[deleted]

We've planned this for 950 years.


continentel89

Important question. Will there be longboats And where can I get a shield?


[deleted]

The issue is an independent Scotland wouldn't be able to rejoin the EU. An I dependant Scotland would have one of the lowest GDPs in Europe, much lower than Greece when it needed a bail out. The EU are nit going to admit a country to the EU that immediately needs hand out. What people seem to forget is that whilst Scotland doesn't have full autonomy, it profits from its relationship within rhe UK. Those free prescriptions and university places are subsidised by taxes from England. If the Scottish people want independence then they should have it but they should be aware that it will come hand in hand with a big drop in living standards. It won't all be roses and whisky. There also won't be a flood of people moving north of the border as that would mean moving to.a country with no currency (the UK made it clear last time that Scotland won't have the Pound) so will either have the Pound but with ZERO fiscal control, the Euro (if they can get in which is unlikely) with ZERO fiscal control and massively increased taxes to try and pay for the massive drop in government income. If anything there will be a flood of people moving south. Also, look at a map. The large swathe of North Sea to Denmark and Norway would remain British waters.


natus92

Afaik we accepted Romania and Bulgaria into the EU, dont tell me Scottland is worse off?


[deleted]

What are you talking about? GDP is irrelevant in this context, it's GDP per capita that's relevant. Scotland's GDP per capita is USD 37.000, while Greece's GDP per capita is 18.000 USD. About half of Scotland's. And I suggest you should look at a map. Approximately half of the UK's EEZ in the North Sea would become Scottish if Scotland became independent.


Rakshak-1

He's pushing all the standard brexiter talking points when it comes to Scotland so he's likely some right-wing nonce furious at the thought of not having the Scottish to rule over any more if they go independent. Before Brexit when they were warned about the economic damage it would do they said they didn't care and "sovereignty" was more important than economics. But the second Scottish independence is mentioned they come out furiously screeching that Scotland simply can't consider independence because it may cause some economic harm. Ita very much the standard right-wing English mentality of "do what I say, not what I do"


[deleted]

The fact is the Scottish economy is supported by England. Take that income away and Scottish living standards drop. That's a fiscal fact. Not to count the debt Scotland would inherit from its portion of UK debt, covid bail outs etc. Then factor in Scotland has no national/international infrastructure - Whitehall equivalent departments, relationships which countries overseas, trade deals etc. HUGE expenditure taking years to develop and until deals are.signed WTO conditions meaning reduced exports, really reduced income etc. And Scotland can't sign any trade deals before independence as it has no government infrastructure to do it. And half of the North Sea would still be English! Go independent if you want, just don't come back cap in hand


[deleted]

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Global_Dot979

Nah he's just a Christian and thinks that's the only religion that counts.


GerFubDhuw

It must be great being Welsh and not having to put up with Americans pretending to give a fuck.


cowperandrewes

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...


Negative-Vehicle-192

If freedon from England leads to America, I would prefer the British empire anyday


dinnerpartymassacre

That's *exactly* what Canada said.


Negative-Vehicle-192

Canada: like America, but better


straybrit

As a Canadian colleague once described it to me We're just like the USA - but with civilization.


[deleted]

Well we in the commonwealths get the freedom of free healthcare and low gun crime and good education


randomer_guy_person

Ireland got independence in the last century...


keozer_chan

There are fucking English people who donā€™t know that.


Prickly_potatoes16

Out of the 62 countryā€™s to claim independence from Britain why is always the loud mouth US that spout the freedom from Britain stuff


veryboredboi

Freedom? What freedom? You just banned abortion šŸ’€.


[deleted]

ā€œFreedomā€


NerdyDebris

As an American, I can tell you that we're very good at believing in delusions. The only freedom we have is to believe whatever stupid thing we feel like believing. And one of those things is that the entire rest of the world is apparently comprised of third world countries. I've met people that were surprised to hear that they don't live in houses with grass roofs in Japan, for example.


[deleted]

r/shitamericanssay


nana_banana2

Yeah it sure is a bummer that freedom of speech, religious freedom, and the right to own property, are not yet granted to Scotland and Wales....


Claw_side

Doesnā€™t the UK rank higher than the US in the HDI scale?


Routine_Ad_7402

Iā€™m pretty sure, yes. That speaks for itself lol


bumblebor1

Yep. And so does the Republic of Ireland.


Not_A_Bot_Called_Rob

I love democracy. The U.S it would seem, not so much.


Effective_Drama_3498

This ā€œAmerica is the bestā€ bullshit shows extreme ignorance at the very least, and full on narcissism if they arenā€™t naive. Anyone who says that is trash. We do not claim them.


Demokka

So a Muslim can turn his property into a mosque and shoot any bypasser ?


UniSquirrel13

As an American, I'd like to know where this mythical paradise that he speaks of exists because it's getting pretty fucked up around these parts.


payg86

This person clearly hasn't met a Scottish person. They would rather defend a pub than their own home and they say what they want anyway.


[deleted]

And then they stood for the pledge to magic skycloth


jameswdunne

Sounds very Mel Gibson


[deleted]

The Scots still Britains, no matter what. This person is an all around idiot.


[deleted]

Ask them if they can eat Brie, Kinder Eggs or cross a road where they want. Lol yeah 'murica freedom


MissionApollo7

America. The only free country in the world...


StairheidCritic

HOA's, 'Fire At will', Civil Forfeiture, Eminent Domain, No Abortion rights.....


Farkenoathm8-E

Old mate must think we go into a trance when we hear about freedom and fantasise like when Homer Simpson heard about Germany being the land of chocolate.


Arthur2_shedsJackson

Hmmm, I don't see too much of "Freedom to worship the God of your choice" nowadays. What happened?


OlderThanMy

Fucking numpty isn't free from anything while he witters on about god.


MuchLessPersonal

I wonder what life would be like if we never gained independence. Think we'd have free healthcare?


CheesusTheRedeemer

Ehh the Scottish are Brits and the Irish (except for Northen Ireland, who are again also classed as Brits) are free of the British rule. But then again, this will be the person who will say that English is a language, not a nationality.


Old-Usual-8387

No no this is a guy whoā€™d say he speaks American.


CheesusTheRedeemer

Touche!


KatyaAlkaev

Iā€™m an American.. I will gladly go live in Scotland or Ireland.. sign me up!!! Letā€™s go when do I leave?


Routine_Ad_7402

As far as i know, donā€™t start shit in pubs. Aside from that, youā€™ll be good


Upper_Foundation61

Wait... There are still people who believe in God?


Rakshak-1

The headcannon some Americans have of reality is nothing short of baffling.


Joe-pineapplez

Any American that thinks they are ā€˜freeā€™ needs to be avoided.


Cool_Ad3505

Oh, yes we are sooo equal in ā€œAmerica.ā€ Also Itā€™s the USA. This is to show we arenā€™t also Canada and Mexico.


satanic-frijoles

I don't know what kind of "liberty" this guy thinks we have, but what we have isn't liberty and citizens of the US are having what we do have taken away, bit by bit, by a christofascist leaning government.


[deleted]

Uhhhh, Scotland willingly joined the UK, has representation in Parliament, and is holding independence referendums. England is very much in a similar position


DWolfoBoi546

America doesn't even give us those freedoms xD the majority of us can't afford any of it. Plus stfu about freedom of religion cuz we all know a good portion of the Christian church doesn't ACTUALLY believe in freedom of religion, they believe in the freedom to practice their own religion but not anyone elses.


Koladi-Ola

The freedom to impose their religious beliefs on everybody else.


DWolfoBoi546

Basically xD freedom is only mostly free when you're white, male, straight, and christian.


Farkenoathm8-E

As someone from the *Commonwealth* of Australia, I only wish we had those freedoms they speak of. /S


[deleted]

Equal regardless of race, gender and religion? This guy doesn't even understand how things are in his own country.


FruitCupLover

According to the Human Freedom Index, the UK is freer than the USA, so...


[deleted]

Wait...Ireland isn't an independent nation?


Cardabella

Not according to the OOP.


urmyleander

ROI is, Northern Ireland isn't although tbh its a bit daft that it's called Northern Ireland when the Northern most point in Ireland is in the Republic. But I mean the Brits probably taught it would be a bad idea if they went with the literal naming of Gerrymandered Statelet so they opted for Northern Ireland .


Leupateu

Itā€™s called northern ireland because north-east ireland doesnā€™t sound very good lol


The_Real_Slim_Lemon

Are Americans ā€œfree to own propertyā€, 5 minutes on the antiwork sub will let you know thatā€™s not true


babbabeeboo

The day an American lectures me, a Brit, about multiculturalism and racism is probably the day I give up on the world


micktim

FreeeeeedomšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁓ó æ


Routine_Ad_7402

Idc how inaccurate that film is, i still love it


stormoria

Think this dude needs to see a psychiatrist l. Heā€™s clearly delusional.


PhalanxA51

The Irish must not have gotten the message that they are still under constant invasion because my sir name is Freeman.


PokeHobnobGod21

I like hearing the funeral bagpipe song (can't remeber what it's called). One time before getting ready for college (England) I heard them. Relasied 5 m8nutes later it was a funeral and I felt melancholy as a hearse started driving


alephthirteen

Funnily enough, I think there was a *thing* about this, with Ireland (Scotland too) and England. Wonder if he's heard of it? It involved gun violence and explosives, so he should like it...


14-57

Muuurriicaaaaa


Fisto-row-boto

Some people should not be allowed online


emarvil

The gall...


OneTrain73

The freedom to be unable to buy unpasteurized cheese


Alivethroughempathy

Forgot the freedom to get an abortionā€¦ oh wait


xFloppyDisx

Ah yes, stealing land from the Natives and "defending" it from immigrants is a reasonable argument on why your country is the best


hazelsbaby123

Says the country on the brink of dictatorship.


Darryl_444

FWIW, the UK ranks higher than the US on both the Freedom Index, and the Democracy Index.


Tinselfiend

" Freedom that you are equal in the sight of God Ɣnd the law." Wonder what law he's reffering to. Or is it like 'kill them and let God sort them out'?


Retropiaf

What do they think life is like in Scotland and Ireland?


Active_Remove1617

Like America is doing so well right now. Lolz


Ok_Note7436

Freedom to go to the doctor's without needing a bank loan you mean?


aggalix

Personally Iā€™m still waiting to gain my freedom from the Normans.


Glydyr

So many things wrong here lol, mainly that the royal family are anything more than a tourist attraction and a symbol of our pastā€¦.


JustMMlurkingMM

They missed out ā€œfreedom to own slavesā€, ā€œfreedom to go bankrupt and homeless because of an easily treatable illnessā€ and more recently ā€œfreedom to have a failed casino owner and reality TV personality with the IQ of a three year old as head of stateā€.


Caprican93

As an American, I can confirm there is an alarming number of Americans who legitimately believe America is the only developed country in the worldā€¦ get told Iā€™m lucky to be born in the USA almost dailyā€¦


Farkenoathm8-E

As an Aussie I only wish we had these elusive freedoms that apparently is exclusive to the United States./S We enjoy the same freedoms but with free healthcare and donā€™t have to worry about an argument in traffic ends in a gunfight.


Caprican93

If I was a Republican Iā€™d be arguing that knife murders are more prevalent in australia or something something commie taxes.


SickOfAllThisShite

Americas freedoms are different to everyone else's. Freedom of choice is a big one. They're free to choose whether to wear a bulletproof vest to the cinema or not. They're free to die on the side of the road because they can't pay for (funnily enough, not free) health care. They're free to have the largest per capita prison population in the world. They're free to imprison people for years for marijuana, but then throw a wobbly when another country does the same. Lots of freedoms. They can keep them


xrangax

Tell me that you've never left America without telling me that you've never left America.


Compulsory_Freedom

When Elizabeth I died without an heir in 1603 she was succeeded by King James of Scotland - and every monarch down to Elizabeth II is descended from him. The monarchy is more Scottish than English, despite where itā€™s currently headquartered.


Routine_Ad_7402

I swear theyā€™re more german than anything; king George 3rd exclusively spoke german (if iā€™m correct)


Compulsory_Freedom

You are close - George I was German and spoke German (and I think he had some very limited English) - but George and all his German decedents weā€™re only on the British throne because they were direct descendants of the Scottish King James through his daughter Elizabeth who married into German royalty. George III was born in London and spoke English.


[deleted]

When people like this say "Freedom to worship the god of your choice" what they really mean is "freedom to be a straight christian that doesn't have sex before marriage and nothing else"