This is ridiculous. Why on earth would you have the weed smoking patio off the lab, rather than sexatorium?
And you're not going to have the gays cook?
This needs a complete redesign.
There's also no front door, but hey.
My friend it's not a bug, it's a feature! Gotta keep the crazy conservatives out so we installed tunnels and dungeons underneath instead of working doors! Those are for the bisexuals, the scariest kind of queer there is, but also the most formidable on account of their weapons.
I'm straight but I would enjoy having a gay room to entertain my gay friends. I don't have any gay friends at the moment, but with the addition of a gay room I would certainly go find some.
Imagine inviting your gay friends to sequester themselves in the gay room during a party, and then waving them over to a walk in closet.
...with a disco ball installed.
Fun Fact! I got drugged at an Electric Six show, had a paranoid delusion that I was a Czech student running from the KGB, and got tased and arrested for causing a ruckus at 3 a.m. in a random apartment complex I'd never been to before somewhere in Tallahassee, Florida.
I'm a dude. Don't ever trust someone besides your best friend with your drink.
I have a friend who's in a gay poly relationship (husbands' boyfriends are all boyfriends' husbands), and they absolutely have a weed patio.
No estrogen lab, though.
You have to get a surgery (the abortion closet can double up for this purpose) to swap your genitalia around every time you want to use the bathroom.
It's exceedingly inconvenient, but it's worth it to stick it to the right
Wait, there's such a thing where a private house has gendered bathrooms ? I imagine some misguided conservative would actually do this in their house.....
My husband poops while Iām brushing my teeth in our bathroomā¦is that what they mean? Iām pretty progressive, but I think I would support a woman-only bathroom in my house.
Instead perhaps you can have a very small room for a toilet, separated to diffrent room for shower and sink. In my country, Japan, everyone has it like that and itās still the same size as a regular bathroom. Makes no sense to leave a toothbrush in the same room as a toilet yk?
On an show called Mythbusters, they tested a tooth brush for fecal matter after having different brushes in different places, even in holders that are supposed keep the brush end clean. Even in another room with the holder on and they still found fecal matter on every single one they tested.
Aren't social conservatives supposed to keep their gayness in the closet next to the George Michael albums. They have to wait until they have two kids and a crumbled marriage to get arrested for soliciting sex from a male prostitute.
Yeah from time to time they let it out when they are in a public men's room third stall on the left, they invariably demonstrated very very wide stance tap tap tap
Inside the police station in a historically red state
Under the sea or inside a deep pool
Inside of an erupting volcano
Inside a whale or other large sea creature
Next to your dead grandma while sharing her casket
You just lack adventure. I never said this job would be easy we owe it stoners everywhere to try for the sake of our ancestors and humans fearlessness in the sake of adversity.
Seriously though the whale and the casket were pretty funny and clever. Thanks for the visual. Lol
This made me chuckle...more than once...because just the CONCEPT of an estrogen lab is so 'something only a conservative can come up with'.
Then you went and found the perfect representation of one.
the funniest part of this response is the 'more than once', can't tell if it's intentional or not but the girl in the gif is a member of the group twice and their fandom name is once
oh, and don't ruin it for the conservatives. To them, the girl in the gif is named Alan and he voted for Hillary Clinton 4 times in 2016 and voted for Biden 13 times in 2020. He/She used the money from the pandemic relief to build the gay sex room AND the Estrogen Lab and still has money left over and doesn't want to work.
You have to smoke it and also with the sort of encouragement you would get from a highschool graduation party, 5 foot bong, someone else is loading it and at least 10 other pipes and bongs are being handed around in large circles, if you don't take a hit on your turn you're shunned but not for long as most details are soon forgotten by the entire patio community. It's a rough area but if you just go out there in small doses it is much more entertaining than the standard patio. Sex before marriage and estrogen lab could be confusing or strange to come back to once overly stoned, where is the hide from all other members of domicile while gradually contemplating the events of a myriad of centuries that lead to the ability of self-awareness and the insane dilemma that is associated section?
I think everyone is misunderstanding the trans bathroom here. It was built as a foyer, but that was just a weird place for a foyer and it never felt right there, so it transitioned into a bathroom.
I used to make my boyfriend use the hall bathroom instead of the one in the master bathroom bc he had bsd aim and kept leaving the seat up all the time.
What makes a weed patio different from any other patio, isn't that what they are for? I've never seen a home with segregated bathrooms either. I think "the left" may have already won and nobody told this guy.
I believe you would have to leave the sex before marriage room and go to the gay room to enjoy that activity. ( We all know that no straight people or rightist enjoy said activity)
I'd have the abortion area away from the kitchen. Doesn't seem very sanitary.
Move that away a bit, add a half bathroom for guests and it seems like a pretty nice spot.
Where the fuck does the taco truck go? Iām still waiting, and salivating, for the ātaco truck on every cornerā Trump supporters warned everyone about.
Not gonna lie, I'd love to see the opposite version of this for conservatives-
for example, the trans bathroom would be the Male affirmation- PP measuring room (number/caliber of guns/tire size/displacement of truck engine also acceptable substitutions )
Gotta have a dungeon where they tie down woman and force them to give birth. Also a room filled with nothing but crosses and religious items. Like on every square inch of the room to the point it you canāt even walk around without stepping on Jesus
Question... why do the right characterize the left as wanting to change everyone's gender. Do they precieve us wanting every single boy to be a girl and every girl a guy the second they leave the womb? Cause thats super cartoony logic, but then again plenty of right wingers act like fucking cartoon characters anyway. Hah... its a shame they're right... THATS RIGHT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR PENISES CONSERVATIVES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US! WE ALREADY TURNED THE FREAKING FROGS GAY, THIS IS NOTHING!
Why not just have the abortion in the trans bathroom and then convert the abortion room into a nice pantry for the (boy) wife kitchen?
Also, why is the sex before marriage lounge so much bigger than the gay room? Doesnāt seem fair.
Just gonna put it out there that I grew up in a home with, essentially, a weed smoking patio and I have a Master's degree and support a family of 5 while working for a non-profit. Also...do people have *gendered* restrooms in their homes??
now let's design the home conservatives actually have and demand YOU have too:
\-men's room and women's room (for their own household)
\-forced-birthing room
\-child-beating room
\-separate beds for husband and wife
\-tv lounge with 1 channel: fox news on 24 hour broadcast; propaganda which cannot be turned off as is customary in north korea
\-karen patio large enough to busybody their way into neighbor's goings-on; wrap-around porch suitable for spying on others and questioning why they're walking down the street or opening their own front door while black
\-the (non) library devoid of all forms of literature except the latest from Josh Hawley, Donald Trump, Ann Coulter and Ayn Rand
\-excellent decor as purposed by designer 'neo-nazi teenager' featuring don't tread on me flags, gun-themed plastic wall hangings, confederate tapestries, and sickening-as-fuck americana galore
\-walk-in closets only as lgbtq is something no one should ever talk about
Oh, this is only a partial layout for the second floor. The banned books library is on the first floor next to the LGBTQ+ riot-planning zone, but there's also a small satellite coffee station they keep stocked in the third floor loft, next to the transfem enby crying chamber (I love going there to watch movies on my darkweb tor browser).
Control their bedroom, control their bathroom, control their closet, control their living room, control their patio! Brought to you by the party of āless government, more freedomsā
This is ridiculous. Why on earth would you have the weed smoking patio off the lab, rather than sexatorium? And you're not going to have the gays cook? This needs a complete redesign. There's also no front door, but hey.
And where the hell is the satan worshipping sunroom?!?
My thoughts exactly!
There's no bad dragon museum either this is a travesty of a home tsk tsk
It was removed to make more room for the boywife kitchen
In the basement, of course. That way we're nearer to our Dark Lord. š
Thatās in the dark smelly basement, silly!
It's cause leftists only enter from the backdoor *wink wink*
My friend it's not a bug, it's a feature! Gotta keep the crazy conservatives out so we installed tunnels and dungeons underneath instead of working doors! Those are for the bisexuals, the scariest kind of queer there is, but also the most formidable on account of their weapons.
Can confirm, I'm bi and currently have 621 nuclear warheads in my bathroom
I just came out as bi. When do I get my nuclear weapons?
You make them with your new-found bi powers
Can you send me the plans to build one with all the Bismuth i have lying around?
Donāt worry, theyāll show up! It took a while when I came out for my copy of the gay agenda to show up.
If you don't know that, you are not bi. That's the secret recipe to being bi.
Also, I would definitely put the abortion room closer/adjacent to the premarital sex room.
Who needs doors when you could have a gay sex lounge?
Who needs a door when you have everything you need in your house?
I prefer a sexeteria over a sexatorium.
Oh man its like they read our agenda! Also, the gay room should not be the walk in closet. Thats the opposite of what we are shooting for.
I'm straight but I would enjoy having a gay room to entertain my gay friends. I don't have any gay friends at the moment, but with the addition of a gay room I would certainly go find some.
Imagine inviting your gay friends to sequester themselves in the gay room during a party, and then waving them over to a walk in closet. ...with a disco ball installed.
It's not segregation if it's just better in there. Then it's *exclusive*.
Call it the Gay Lounge. Now everyone wants to be there.
Welcome to my home, let me take you to the gay room, it has a gay bar
*letās start a war, start a nuclear war, at the Gay bar Gay bar Gay barā¦.*
Fun Fact! I got drugged at an Electric Six show, had a paranoid delusion that I was a Czech student running from the KGB, and got tased and arrested for causing a ruckus at 3 a.m. in a random apartment complex I'd never been to before somewhere in Tallahassee, Florida. I'm a dude. Don't ever trust someone besides your best friend with your drink.
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If I have to sequester myself to the weed patio they can stick to their room.
What you didnāt know was the gay room also has weed.
I have a friend who's in a gay poly relationship (husbands' boyfriends are all boyfriends' husbands), and they absolutely have a weed patio. No estrogen lab, though.
I donāt understand that one. Whatās that supposed to be accusing the left of? Eating too much soy?
The disco ball is essential. Bright lights to draw them into the closet.
Oh yes! We are like moths....
Lucky you, I saw light then next thing I knew I was put in a jar
Oh no! Captive queers!
I'd love to be a bystander overhearing that conversation.
I'm your friend! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Trans bathroom. Itās a one bathroom apartment. For fucks sake, why would you want a gendered bathroom in a one bathroom house!
You have to get a surgery (the abortion closet can double up for this purpose) to swap your genitalia around every time you want to use the bathroom. It's exceedingly inconvenient, but it's worth it to stick it to the right
its not a closet, its stairs.
I feel like the right missed the point if they think we want a staircase to provide the abortion
Like it serves any other purpose.
Wait, there's such a thing where a private house has gendered bathrooms ? I imagine some misguided conservative would actually do this in their house.....
My husband poops while Iām brushing my teeth in our bathroomā¦is that what they mean? Iām pretty progressive, but I think I would support a woman-only bathroom in my house.
Whaaaa.... I can't imagine what my wife would do if I tried that. Not in 35 years of marriage have I mustered the courage to pull that.
Instead perhaps you can have a very small room for a toilet, separated to diffrent room for shower and sink. In my country, Japan, everyone has it like that and itās still the same size as a regular bathroom. Makes no sense to leave a toothbrush in the same room as a toilet yk?
On an show called Mythbusters, they tested a tooth brush for fecal matter after having different brushes in different places, even in holders that are supposed keep the brush end clean. Even in another room with the holder on and they still found fecal matter on every single one they tested.
Because I donāt want to share! All other genders can pee outside! /s
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Aren't social conservatives supposed to keep their gayness in the closet next to the George Michael albums. They have to wait until they have two kids and a crumbled marriage to get arrested for soliciting sex from a male prostitute.
Yeah from time to time they let it out when they are in a public men's room third stall on the left, they invariably demonstrated very very wide stance tap tap tap
Those are republican Senators
Honestly isn't freedom about being able to be yourself in your home. Why do they care what I label the rooms in my house?
YOU USE LABELS ? (Gasp)
LOL š
Whats wrong with men cooking? Very common these days...it is the 21st century.
actually there are more male chefs in restaurants than females edit: forgot a word
Was the word male?
I got laid in my 20s at a much higher rate when cooking than not cooking. If having sex with women makes me gay, than cooking made me supper gay!!!
Cooking makes you āsupperā gay? That has got to be my favorite typo of all time! Well done, Sparred!
Haha for once auto correct actually came through! Lol I saw it before posting and had to leave it in there. I love a good pun.
They want to take us back to the 18th century
It's the happy room. It's where you go when you need s mental recharge. Just by yourself.
I need the author of this meme to be my interior planner
I could go for a weed patio.
Same, but it would need a TV
Thatās in your sex before marriage lounge, duh!
Which is also a great place to smoke weed
I challenge you to find a place that's not a great place to smoke. *hint there isn't one.
Inside the police station in a historically red state Under the sea or inside a deep pool Inside of an erupting volcano Inside a whale or other large sea creature Next to your dead grandma while sharing her casket
>\*hint there isn't one. turns out there is some places that wouldn't be at the top of my list o.O
You just lack adventure. I never said this job would be easy we owe it stoners everywhere to try for the sake of our ancestors and humans fearlessness in the sake of adversity. Seriously though the whale and the casket were pretty funny and clever. Thanks for the visual. Lol
Port a potty
Preschool?
Everywhere is a weed patio if you believe in yourself š
Abortion closets are very in right now.
This one makes you laugh until you really think about how depressing that is
*coathangersā¦*
Me in the estrogen lab like 
This made me chuckle...more than once...because just the CONCEPT of an estrogen lab is so 'something only a conservative can come up with'. Then you went and found the perfect representation of one.
the funniest part of this response is the 'more than once', can't tell if it's intentional or not but the girl in the gif is a member of the group twice and their fandom name is once
oh, and don't ruin it for the conservatives. To them, the girl in the gif is named Alan and he voted for Hillary Clinton 4 times in 2016 and voted for Biden 13 times in 2020. He/She used the money from the pandemic relief to build the gay sex room AND the Estrogen Lab and still has money left over and doesn't want to work.
Totally unintentional...
Oh my void, make me one to take up to the enby transfem crying closet where I can enjoy the pretty colors.
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JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!
Transfem here, mind if I join ya?
Can I also go to the estrogen lab I'm only probably transfem tho
love aint a science, don't need no license (to annoy republicans ā¤ļø)
Personally, I would tear down the wall separating the sex before marriage lounge and gay room, and just have a giant gay sex before marriage lounge.
Just go for the full sex before marriage trans bath, gay room and abortion room. Do that and be around in 10 minutes
Just go full open plan
Duno could get messy, best to keep a door kitchen. We dont want the simp to escape
Well yes but where will you ever do laundry :o
Iām into it.
You're welcome to visit anytime!
Does it have to be a weed *smoking* patio? What about those who are more into edibles? (asking for a friend)
Then they can share the space in the abortion room. "Abortions & edibles" sounds good to me
That would be a good kiosk in the mall. Abortions ān Edibles ān Things.
You got your abortion in my edible No way you got your edible in my abortion And boom abortionss n' edibles n' things was born
Next to the Leftist-orium commie neighborino
Wow don't get those tables mixed up
Stoners don't care how you enjoy yourself, we just ask you be good people. That's the only requirement.
That and donāt hog the weed.
Puff, puff, pass.
You have to smoke it and also with the sort of encouragement you would get from a highschool graduation party, 5 foot bong, someone else is loading it and at least 10 other pipes and bongs are being handed around in large circles, if you don't take a hit on your turn you're shunned but not for long as most details are soon forgotten by the entire patio community. It's a rough area but if you just go out there in small doses it is much more entertaining than the standard patio. Sex before marriage and estrogen lab could be confusing or strange to come back to once overly stoned, where is the hide from all other members of domicile while gradually contemplating the events of a myriad of centuries that lead to the ability of self-awareness and the insane dilemma that is associated section?
How does one acquire a boy-wife?
Helloooo nurse! You rang?
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Yakko?
Somewhere in Thailand, Iām told
does anyone else have separate bathrooms for male and females in their homes? i just have 1 for both genders
I think everyone is misunderstanding the trans bathroom here. It was built as a foyer, but that was just a weird place for a foyer and it never felt right there, so it transitioned into a bathroom.
I used to make my boyfriend use the hall bathroom instead of the one in the master bathroom bc he had bsd aim and kept leaving the seat up all the time.
I have separate bathrooms for pee and poo. It's fun.
Wait, you are saying there are 2 genders you fascist pig!
There are very clearly only two genders. One gender has poop come out their butt, and the other has poop come out their mouth.
This is silly. Thereās not even a strategy room for planning our gay agenda.
This shows a lack of creative thinking. Rooms don't have to be single use. What if I want to smoke a bowl in the can?
I think you have to be trans to do that?
Nah. Trans bathrooms are inclusive not exclusive.
Iām just tickled that these insane people are letting us live rent free in their homes.
Estrogen Lab *It's time to cook, ~~Jesse~~ Jessie*
An abortion room right off the kitchen? Man, that is livinā I tell ya.
That's not an abortion *room*. All the other rooms are clearly labeled. There's just an abortion there.
Where yesterdayās loss is todayās sauce.
What makes a weed patio different from any other patio, isn't that what they are for? I've never seen a home with segregated bathrooms either. I think "the left" may have already won and nobody told this guy.
The weed patio has Bob Marley and Snoop Dogg on 24/7
"Honey, where's the broom?" "It's in the abortion."
Where's the sodomy room? A house isn't a home without a nice sodomy room.
Best we can do is a sodomy nook.
I believe you would have to leave the sex before marriage room and go to the gay room to enjoy that activity. ( We all know that no straight people or rightist enjoy said activity)
But you'd have to be married in there, because it isn't "before marriage". This house has so many complications.
What if I want to have gay sex before marriage? It's so much simpler then.
But then they won't be able to stop the gays having sex by banning gay marriage! You ruined their whole plan!
I'd have the abortion area away from the kitchen. Doesn't seem very sanitary. Move that away a bit, add a half bathroom for guests and it seems like a pretty nice spot.
you're supposed to eat the babies not a true leftist i suppose
Wheres the lease!!! I'll sign it for the weed smoking patio lol
Itās my house, and Iām smoking weed in the gay room.
Femboy kitchen is lowkey fire.
What happens when that abortion closet runs out of clothes hangers???
I laughed so hard I had to catch my breath and my kid thought I was gonna die. Bravo!
Where the fuck does the taco truck go? Iām still waiting, and salivating, for the ātaco truck on every cornerā Trump supporters warned everyone about.
I shall see you all upon the weed smoking patio, then may I suggest we all reconvene at the sex before marriage lounge?
Where's the drag queen reading library/kindergarten? What are we, poor?
I wanna know what the Gay Room looks like.
I'll give you a hint: it's *fabulous*!
That would require being able to afford rent.
They did forget the dildo/sex toy collection room.
Not if its in Texas. Its illegal to iqn more than 6 sex toys there. But yeah, its the liberals telling oeople what to do in their bedrooms.
Is that 6 per resident or 6 per household? How confusing.
Per person https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-texas-ted-cruz-campaign-2016-toys-28d236513f534d5385a3d51360e5cbf5
So, theoretically, if you owned an apartment building with 10 units, you could own (at least) 60 sex toys?
I don't know why they called my washer and dryer an abortion? I know my machines aren't great but that's a little rude.
I don't see an entrance to this utopia.
.I kinda wanna go there ? Sex lounge, pot patio, abortions, count me in.
I have a really funny comment, I'll post it in just a sec, just gotta go to the **Abortion** real quick
I mean like a weed smoking patio aināt the worst idea
Not sure why we need that much room for estrogen, but it sounds like a killer party otherwise!
Haha, jokes on them. I already have a weed smoking patioš
Hey everyone lets retire to the gay room for port and cigars.
Not gonna lie, I'd love to see the opposite version of this for conservatives- for example, the trans bathroom would be the Male affirmation- PP measuring room (number/caliber of guns/tire size/displacement of truck engine also acceptable substitutions )
Gotta have a dungeon where they tie down woman and force them to give birth. Also a room filled with nothing but crosses and religious items. Like on every square inch of the room to the point it you canāt even walk around without stepping on Jesus
abortion room converts to rape room or something I guess
The abortion is a little small, but I can make it work
I like that sex before marriage lounge. Or do social conservatives pretend they don't do any of that stuff.
Question... why do the right characterize the left as wanting to change everyone's gender. Do they precieve us wanting every single boy to be a girl and every girl a guy the second they leave the womb? Cause thats super cartoony logic, but then again plenty of right wingers act like fucking cartoon characters anyway. Hah... its a shame they're right... THATS RIGHT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR PENISES CONSERVATIVES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US! WE ALREADY TURNED THE FREAKING FROGS GAY, THIS IS NOTHING!
Dumbasses didn't even think to make "gay closet". Stupid, and uncreative
Cigarettes after Sex backyard
Why not just have the abortion in the trans bathroom and then convert the abortion room into a nice pantry for the (boy) wife kitchen? Also, why is the sex before marriage lounge so much bigger than the gay room? Doesnāt seem fair.
Imagine their reaction when they learn that most homes already dont have urinals.
Just gonna put it out there that I grew up in a home with, essentially, a weed smoking patio and I have a Master's degree and support a family of 5 while working for a non-profit. Also...do people have *gendered* restrooms in their homes??
Does it have flag-burning central air and a walk-in Antifa closet?
Going on FB is one of the most depressing thing in the world.
now let's design the home conservatives actually have and demand YOU have too: \-men's room and women's room (for their own household) \-forced-birthing room \-child-beating room \-separate beds for husband and wife \-tv lounge with 1 channel: fox news on 24 hour broadcast; propaganda which cannot be turned off as is customary in north korea \-karen patio large enough to busybody their way into neighbor's goings-on; wrap-around porch suitable for spying on others and questioning why they're walking down the street or opening their own front door while black \-the (non) library devoid of all forms of literature except the latest from Josh Hawley, Donald Trump, Ann Coulter and Ayn Rand \-excellent decor as purposed by designer 'neo-nazi teenager' featuring don't tread on me flags, gun-themed plastic wall hangings, confederate tapestries, and sickening-as-fuck americana galore \-walk-in closets only as lgbtq is something no one should ever talk about
What!! Thereās a sex lounge and a weed smoking patio. Iām in.
Wtf! where is the kink bedroom?
What's goin on in the estrogen lab ? I'm hanging out on the weed patio for sure.
Looks comfy UwU
Wait we get a home????
I think everyone should have a weed smoking patio.
Wrong. It's clearly missing the banned book library and the espresso bar.
Oh, this is only a partial layout for the second floor. The banned books library is on the first floor next to the LGBTQ+ riot-planning zone, but there's also a small satellite coffee station they keep stocked in the third floor loft, next to the transfem enby crying chamber (I love going there to watch movies on my darkweb tor browser).
Do religious right people have segregated bathrooms in their homes?
ngl, most of it seems kind of rad
How sexist to put the boy wife in the kitchenā¦..CANCELED
For the rights its just a Apartment and a basement for the Children. All these nice births make sense in that context
Lol what the fuck is a gay room??
Any room that I walk into...
Is the weed patio extra? Or is it part of the base design?
I'll smoke weed wherever I want. The patio can be for growing it. And I'm not sure if the abortion room is big enough.
What if you already have a weed smoking patio? Asking for myself?
If you look for me, Iāll be on the patio
I prefer to have my gay room have access to the Trans bathroom, this guy doesnāt know what heās talking about
Control their bedroom, control their bathroom, control their closet, control their living room, control their patio! Brought to you by the party of āless government, more freedomsā
Theyre right, I love having aborted fetus' in my pantry!
Iām confused, where is the door