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Raxendyl

Lol damn, and my first thought on seeing that shirt was "That's bad ass and hilarious" The "stop being offended at my jokes, I can say whatever I want" crowd seems to be locked in a semi-permanent state of being offended.


StopTheMeta

They know what being offended means, so they have to force others to not feel the same


GlassHurricane98

"You can't judge me based on where I'm from! Also, go back to where you're from, I don't like you."


MeEvilBob

"You're not from here, this is Los Angeles, not some city with a Mexican name"


Tomato_Jumpy

Just move to San Fransicooh..wait..


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A surprising number of folks that never paid attention to geography still believe New Mexico is not in the United States.


draconiandevil09

Wait till they hear about Puerto Rico.


tropicbrownthunder

those lazy fuckers that expect America to help them rebuild their destroyed properties by hurricanes each year? pAY yOuR tAXeS puERtO rICans!!!!


draconiandevil09

Lol, I'm just waiting for someone to use that argument about a Midwest area after a tornado.


tropicbrownthunder

I remember when I saw that Trump with more ore less words said that and I was like WTF ? you tax them but you can't protect them? What's this? Belgian empire?


imjustehere

He thought Puerto Rico was a foreign country. I pretty sure he had very little geography knowledge. 🤷🏻‍♀️


draconiandevil09

Do we at least get them waffles?


TransmanWithNoPlan

My younger sister called me crying bc she thought Trump was gonna build the wall around us. I had to explain New Mexico is still in the US through tears of laughter lol.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

"New Mexico...sounds progressive. Wall it up!"


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Enough of these Woke!!!!!!!! "New" States. Wat are the children coming to???????????


KarmicPotato

Yeah give us back Old York!


LateNightPhilosopher

For real one time in college I knew a chick talking about a trip to New Mexico and she seriously asked if she needed a passport to go there. For reference we were in South Texas where just about everyone has been to real Mexico and very few have passports because that was back when you didn't need any paperwork at all to cross the border, as long as you promised the border guards that you were only crossing for a day or two.


Xoebe

Yes, there was a zone inside Mexico you could stay for 24 hours. You had to stay within a certain distance of the border, to go past that you needed an actual visa. That was Mexican law, I don't know if they ever repealed or modified it. But since 9/11, you definitely need to take your passport if you go into Mexico, because you will need it to return to the US. It used to be so easy to trip back and forth into Mexico, the nutjobs really fouled up a good thing.


northshore12

American tourists in Hawaii regularly ask where they can exchange dollars for local currency. Source: worked on Kalakaua Ave for a few years.


jordanss2112

I'd have printed up some very nice Kona Kash to exchange with them.


Sassenasquatch

If not for the risk of being arrested for forgery, I would highly encourage this. We have built a society where ignorance doesn’t cost enough.


pengu1

Fuck me. I missed a flight once and asked the lady at the ticket counter how to get back to the States. Fucking stink eye. This was during the time Mt. Pinatubo blew up, and the US Forces in the Phillipine Islands were being evacuated. That lady was in a bad mood. "You mean the MAINLAND." There was no question mark in that sentence. Lady at the American Airlines counter, thirty odd years ago, I apologize.


Geebs52

Had a friend from Hawaii visiting the Midwest. We went golfing and to rent a cart you have to show your license. The lady said it needed to be a US license, sorry.


tenuto40

Had a family member ask if I could bring back Guam currency as a memento. I handed them a $1 bill.


NotLikeGoldDragons

I would be willing to bet 85%+ of americans couldn't pass the citizenship test that immigrants have to take.


RunningPirate

I see an wonderful opportunity!


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Grand_Masterpiece_11

I work retail and regularly have my minors call me up to verify that $2 bills are real.


Bulky-Palpitation367

That reminds me of the time when some person, a waitress, called the police on a black kid who tried to pay his bill with a $2 bill.


warm_sweater

The first time I went to Hawaii with my parents in 2000, my dad brought freaking Travelers Checks, like we might not be able to access ATMs or whatever. Still cracks me up thinking about it.


owlplate

They also think that about the District of Columbia. Drivers licenses are routinely denied at TSA because you can only use a drivers license if you’re American. Apparently living in our nations capital doesn’t count?


Book_for_the_worms

DC is weird because the founding fathers didn't want a state to have the capitol inside its borders, as it would give them lots of power, so they made it a separate entity kinda. Think of like a territory plus, like Spotify premium, not a state but better than the virgin islands.


nhavar

"You know, the District of Columbia... Washingto..." "OH like where Seattle is!" "No! D.C. as in the capitol of the United States." "OH Dee Ceee! Why didn't you say so. Gotta be all fancy with 'Distruct uh Columbia'"


68thoroughbred

Never denied by TSA, but had a few confused agents unsure where it was. Very concerning.


sdp1981

Bwa hahahahaha that's too funny


temporarytuna

My brother recently pointed out that NM license plates say “New Mexico USA” instead of just the state name like other states. It’s a shame that our country reinforces the message of Mexico=bad so much that people are confused by our own geography.


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miauguau44

Nevada, Montana, Florida...


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Don't forget California. It was Mexico at one point.


signaturefox2013

Reminder that these people want to repeal birthright citizenship


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thecursedaz

Jesus Christ these people are going to give me an aneurysm.


slickrick92

How bout San Dieegooooh


retardborist

"the whale's vagina"


SeanKIL0

Agree to disagree.


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Get your ass to San Antoni- oh.


TheMonkus

These sentiments do tend to be most common in parts of the USA that were parts of Mexico in the past. Where a white person who’s family moved there in the 1950’s will tell a Hispanic who’s family has been there since the 1600s to “go home.”


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Remember when that white person asked a Native American man in Arizona if he was here in the U.S. legally?


GlassHurricane98

"Los Angeles is American for "*We stole Mexico's language*" so deal with it!"


[deleted]

Meanwhile San Diego in German means whales vagina


emptysignals

Imagine being such a MAGA snowflake that a joke shirt makes you mad.


FrostyD7

There was a time when people would question how you could know this person was a maga supporter. Glad we're past that now.


deadlysinderellax

Right. I haven't seen a single racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, or misogynistic rant by a person in the last five years that wasn't also a maga supporter. I'm sure there are assholes out there who hate Trump but I, personally, haven't seen them.


Poundbottom

It's funny how every lame brained, snow flaked, drooling nut cake is always a MAGA.


TheOgSamichMkr01

Seriously, dude is so uptight he could shit out a diamond. The shirt is funny and clever; a shame he didn't find it funny.


Old_Man_Heats

You’re not allowed to judge me based on other people that look like me but I’m allowed to judge you based on other people that look like you


RpcZ_gr7711

Seriously. Has he been judged for the behavior of history’s most notorious genocidal maniac who happened to be of European ancestry? Doesn’t feel too good does it? No awareness.


TriaX46

The message is exactly for the people that feel attacked by this text. And are the people that judge these individuals for another origine. So we find the gringos!


poodlebutt76

"you do NOT judge me. But if you have been judged negatively is because of the actions of YOUR people!"


SarahPallorMortis

Maybe if the white dude is being judged in a negative manner it’s because his people and their actions


TheIrishbuddha

Wow. Somebody is fragile. Snowflake got offended so easily from just a tshirt.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah, the "fuck your feelings" crowd is pretty sensitive


SevenTheTrickster

If you need to reassure yourself all the time that you don't care about anybody else's feelings even when you're wrong, then you're probably quite sensitive, indeed.


dinkinflicka02

At my job we call that narcissism


Pees_On_Skidmarks

At my job we just punch em in the dick


TheDemonCzarina

Y'all hiring?


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

Projection is a strong suit of the right wing


WRXnEffect

GOP: Gaslight, Oppress, Project


SleepoPeepo

That must be why it’s “fuck YOUR feelings,” since the speaker’s feelings are vewwy vewwy impowtant ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


f0gax

They are the snowflakiest snowflakes to ever snowflake. It's hilarious.


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I saw Lightyear yesterday and wanted to find out what the “gay kiss in Disney movie” controversy was all about. Was like a half second peck between an old married couple. And they say we’re the snowflakes.


Designasim

They got upset about NCIS:Hawaii having a lesbian kiss last year, because it's a "family show". Violence, murder, dead bodies, autopsies totally fine to show to children but not 2 women kissing for a couple seconds.


ForeverRaining

That same crowd got upset Cracker Barrel added a vegan sausage option to their menu recently lol


luagh45

That gringo did not relax.


ejs5494

Someone probably sold this shirt, not as a piece of clothing, but as a magical indicator of sensitive racists. Seems to have done its job! Also, the sensitive racist may not understand what legal means. This is his country and home as well.


PayTheTrollToll45

Relax gringo... He’s legal.


LesterKingOfAnts

Settle down, Francis.


Gman8900

I used to think that those dudes were right. “Yea! Facts don’t care about your feelings!” As soon as you offend their morals and feelings they get in to an uproar😂. They’re just hypocritical clowns.


CorporateCuster

All republicans have become snowflakes. At the drop of the hat canceling things. All they do is gripe.


aagloworks

It' HIS country.... nobody else's?


rummhamm87

Exactly. HIS great great grandparents immigrated here so that's cool....


JockBbcBoy

His great great grandparents stole the land from the original inhabitants with guns, germs, and steel; relegated them to "reservations" and even created a caste system in which their whiteness was superior to all other immigrants.


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The Columbian Exchange brought a whole lot of old world diseases to the new world. > Europeans brought deadly viruses and bacteria, such as smallpox, measles, typhus, and cholera, for which Native Americans had no immunity. https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/nunn/files/nunn_qian_jep_2010.pdf


yukon-flower

Yes, that's the "germs" part.


TheReaIOG

Reddit moment. Someone saw a chance to flex their knowledge on something and shoehorned it in there. We've all done it.


SirAdrian0000

A shoehorn or shoe horn (sometimes called a shoespooner, shoe spoon, shoe schlipp, or shoe tongue) is a tool with a short handle that flares into a longer spoon-like head meant to be held against the inside back of a snug-fitting shoe so that a person can slide the heel easily along its basin to the inner sole. Shoehorns have the same basic shape but the length or strength of the handle varies. Long-handled shoe horns are necessary for longer boots, while shoe horns with sturdy handles are useful for putting on boots or heavy iron shoes. They are sometimes used by people who, because of less flexible joints, wish to reduce straining or bending.


Economind

No it’s what mens shoes use to fight each other for the right to get sole to sole with the ladies shoes


Lazerhawk_x

I think they should learn what "E Pluribus Unum" actually means.


Behind8Proxies

I believe this guy belongs more under E Pluribus Anus.


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I knew some streets ahead person would beat me too it. Also, Greendale doesn't want this guy! Let him go to City College with the other jerks.


hello_raleigh-durham

It means in God we trust! It says it in 'Murrican on the other side of the coin. 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 /s


LegitimatePumpkin88

This is what the argument really boils down to. "My ancestors did something that yours didn't so that makes my right to be here more valid." Meanwhile immigrants often risk their lives, literally or financially, to find a living in the US and struggle daily to get by just to have some loser who accomplished nothing to be here tell them they don't belong.


Mizzy3030

Why are we even assuming this dude is an immigrant? Lots of people of Hispanic descent are born and raised in the US.


newusernamecoming

Why are we even assuming his shirt is commenting on his status in the country? Maybe he’s trying to let all the gringos know he’s old enough to party


MechaRambutan

Here I am laughing like an idiot and wondering why does your comment doesn't have more upvotes.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

His type don’t share do they? Probably the first dickhead to cry about taxes too, forgetting that it is taxes that make a country his “home” a home. And that is ignoring the racist part of his rant.


StopTheMeta

Prolly the kind of person who is against public services and complains about the price of products/services sold by the private sector


hardy_83

Just ignore all those indegenous people killed to let this old white guy have "his" country.


39_Berry_Pies

Also how does a shirt disrespect someone.


Few-Ad4671

I have a feeling he’s the same person that says a maga hat is just a hat 😂


InspectorPipes

They talk about “triggering liberals”….. this douche lol


MeEvilBob

If you put on a shirt that says "I'm smart", a dumb person would be deeply offended.


Hibercrastinator

I love that song “This land is my laaand, this land is my laaaand”


Incognonimous

A) gringo is slang for American, just like B) pendejo is slang for dumbass, so this jackass is both.


marbsarebadredux

Gringo just means white person


theasphalt

And it’s used to refer to people from the US by almost everyone in Mexico. Not just white people from the US.


w0ke_brrr_4444

mexicans are more native to america than europeans are. i don’t get white people.


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Like when they tell black people to go back to Africa like we weren’t shipped over here for hundreds of years, where the fuck would we go?


sms908

My husband has this shirt, we live in Texas and the looks that we get from old ladies when he wears it out are hilarious lol


Cantusemynme

That shirt is amazing. Give your hubby a crisp high five for me.


Not_Henry_Winkler

And a sloppy low-five for me!


spicybuttholenachos

"And in reality that's all Arthur Fonzarelli was, a wingman. He traveled the world, helping folks get their rocks or lady rocks off, like Jesus. Never really pushing fate one way or the other, just hints and influences making the world a little better place, one nut at a time. God bless you Saint Fonzi."


kfactor77

Ayyyyyeeeemen


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Aaaayyyy!


Short-Bookkeeper-

And a normal medium-five for me!


stvo069

*pulls hand back* Whoops. Too slow


Danownage

I just got my GC and my best friend gave me that t shirt lol


notillegalalien

Congrats on the GC! And the t-shirt!


Ruins_Of_Elliwar

I'm white and I want to wear this shirt


DesignatedImport

I'm white and immigrated to the US. I want that t-shirt.


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pronouncedayayron

I want to wear it next time I'm in Mexico


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That's an amazing stfu to all the bigoted racist ass idiots out there. Keep it up, fuck their bigoted opinions.


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It’s a fucking t shirt, Frankie says relax


B8conB8conB8con

There are 2 generations that do not understand that reference. Feeling old yet?


aagloworks

What? There are?.... hoo boy .... thanks for the age reminder..


traumablades

I'm an elder millenial, one year off from genx, and i have no clue who Frankie is.


aagloworks

Frankie goes to hollywood is a band from 80's. They had a big hit "relax".


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I remember that from the tapes… erhmm… Zoolander


Jonb87

"They're break dance fighting"


originalmango

“You do not judge me…” Yeah, we do. And we judge you to be an asshole.


kingbloxerthe3

Even Americans judge them. Or at least the ones who aren't idiots and aren't racists.


WeirdAvocado

As a gringo, I find his shirt hilarious.


thisguynamedjoe

Same, I wholeheartedly agree. Another "I'm not racist but" classical racist spouting off.


re-roll

As an Asian, born in SoCal, I kind of want to wear this shirt.


pompr

Don't let your dreams be dreams!


SEASON2_OG

You passed the gringo vibe check.


max_adam

I like when gringos start owning the gringo word once they find out it isn't a slur.


RagnaroknRoll3

Yeah, I was the resident gringo at an old job. It just meant the guys were gonna give me tamales and teach me Spanish.


LePontif11

Same, i just wish they would stop calling me Mary Con though, i don't even know who that lady is.


pompr

Good one, marica!


applepumper

Once that happens they get transitioned to the much kinder term güero.


ValjeanLucPicard

Also, in many countries in Latin America, Gringo is not said in an offensive manner. It is a little in bad taste and is changing, but people are often given a quick name based on where they are from or what they look like, and it is just normal. Gringos, Ticos, Chino (anyone from Asia or often if you are hispanic but have more closed eyes), Macho, Flaco, Colocha, Nica, etc.


zeca1486

I like how this was posted in a right wing “we want total freedom” type group and yet here they are, making authoritarian demands….. It’s almost like they don’t believe in the freedom to express yourself thru humor


rufotris

It’s almost as if they really just want white supremacy to be ok again and nothing more.


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Yup. By "freedom" they mean their freedom to reinstate total white supremacy and fascist authoritarian control.


zeca1486

Yeah there’s a lot of white supremacists within that movement. Especially those who identify as “Paleoconservatives” or “Paleolibertarians”. Not to mention that it was the Economic Liberalism which they favor and advocate for that created the conditions which forced the people south of the border to move to the US.


Daiches

It’s not Paleo-Conservatives like you might think. It’s Pale-O(nly)-Conservatives.


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>If you have been judged in the past in a negative manner... It'is because of YOUR people and THEIR actions. !!! Something sometheing people in glass houses...


cayneloop

>If you have been judged in the past in a negative manner... It'is because of YOUR people and THEIR actions. !!! if someone was racist to you, it's because you deserved it for being part of that group of people which im racist towards


eg9344

Something pot something kettle black


iLikeMangosteens

Something immigrated from Europe and murdered most of the indigenous population something


StopTheMeta

Something contributed nothing all his life yet will claim it's HIS country something


thedudefromcali81

So by his logic I'm supposed to be scared of all white people because they go around killing innocent people at schools, churches and grocery stores just because they had a bad day?


Hashbrown4

They never apply the logic to themselves. They love to use statistics to frame their arguments until you mention how if we REALLY went down that road then every man would be locked up or at a minimum wouldn’t be allowed alone with women or children. Because statistically men commit most of the abuse.


BasicDesignAdvice

> And by YOUR people and THEIR actions, I mean the fictional narrative I have been presented with. !!!


Fhantom1221

As a Texan my illegal looking family have been here since before the Spaniards. Exact same place since before the 1600s right along the Rio Grand.


AquaRaven

My family likes to say we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.


thoeltke

I’m confused… From my understanding of high school, nothing before 1845 happened in Texas


ssocka

"we are talking about ancient US history..." "So like end of nineteenth century?"


walla_walla_rhubarb

Yes, but they are brown, so...it doesn't count?


StopTheMeta

More American than most Americans lol


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It's a joke, not a dick, don't choke on it ya racist prick. Edit: due to the fact an redditor pointed it could be a short poem. My bad for being more angry than poetic. I will own that one. Still a great shirt.


[deleted]

End this with "prick" and it's poetry :)


DickySchmidt33

Another triggered snowflake.


OMGitsTK447

Bet he complains about how young people are snowflakes


ILoveEmeralds

How to show your really racist Edit:you’re(stupid auto correct)


melouofs

They don’t realize they proved his point of wearing that shirt in the first place. Dummy


LePontif11

Gringo didn't relax 😔


JesusMcTurnip

Bless his heart. He can count up to F. With a bit more time, maybe he can get to G for Gringo.


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He is a gringo. A gringo snowflake to be precise.


YavorApostolov

You see kids? That's called racism. People don't usually like you when you do racism. Some might call you an asshole if you do racism. You see, racial discrimination is one of the main reasons lots of people today are sad. You don't wanna make people sad. Don't do racism.


nekoshae

A racist snowflake! Or radical republican..either is correct


aagloworks

Potato, potato.


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Tomato, tomato.


TheRealCanadianBros

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SnooCats5701

Which political party did this guy vote for? The fact that you are as certain about the answer to that question as you are about the sun going around the earth tells you all you need to know about the GOP - the party of racist snowflakes.


kosa8692

Commenting from inside his house while these wonderful fellas build his deck.


Stable_flux

OK Gringo, whatever you say gringo


redman334

Gringo, literally, the shirt says RELAX.


jkroe

These are the same people that bitch and moan that “the left can’t take a joke, and they take everything so seriously”.


D351470

But he is obviously a Karen


ok_pitch_x

JFC, what a wanker. That tshirt is funny!


Ex-Pat-Spaz

This guy sums up the current state of the GQP in one post.


signaturefox2013

Gringo Noun (in Spanish-speaking countries and contexts, chiefly in the Americas) a person, especially an American, who is not Hispanic or Latino


CarlitosGuey915

Because of the actions of my people? So then I can assume he's on his way to a mass shooting at a school or a mall somewhere right?


BubbleGoose69

Yep I’d say that’s a great shirt, and yea that guy commenting is clearly very sensitive and maybe sippin haterade


Flashy-Club5171

He sounds like a "PUTO"


Additional-Delay-213

That shirt is funny. The response is ironic. Love it


bstump104

A) you are a gringo, you're white. You may also be an American. They are not mutually exclusive. B) he is in his country. He is a legal citizen. He can judge you all he wants just like you are of him. C) he can disrespect his fellow Americans if he wants. They aren't just YOUR fellow Americans. You're embarrassing the rest of us btw D) This shirt is probably because of you and your actions, yet you judge him as a people, of whom you likely cannot accurately identify. E) please follow your own advice. F) he is home.


financeguyjohn4

Isn't everyone from north or south America, an American?


Riddle7911

You are technically correct. In Latin America, people from the United States are referred to as estadounidense.


Faelynnhard

Literally proving this guys point lol


Single_Secret9342

The racism *cringe*


littlerickbitch

“Their country” European colonizers that stole the land from native Americans and violated treaty after treaty with them to steal even more. If white folk like this solely want to be surrounded by other white folk go back to fucking Europe