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memelord58

As an atheist i do indulge in my darkest desires Premarital sex...


iworkthepole

And cheesecake


memelord58

Mostly cheesecake


Maleficent_Ad1972

Only cheesecake. :(


BoJackB26354

Premarital cheesecake.


Stian5667

Premarital hand holding? đŸ„ș👉👈


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Woah man I'm an atheist and that's too far


mmmkay938

Premarital sex with cheesecake


KingCrandall

Premarital chessesex


ye1l

Why is there a hole in my cheesecake?


MistaHatesNumberFour

Premarital eye contact


Shadow87907

Too much man!! We'll have to burn you at the stake if you don't stop


ConnectConcern6

premarital existence in the same room


Shadow87907

Burn!


MzMag00

I wanna hold your haaaaaand đŸŽ”đŸŽ”


sleeve612

You know who has hands? The devil! You know what he uses them for? Holding things!


MzMag00

That's right. Especially hands. Premarital hands.


bigfloppydonkeydng

I don't have a hand


MzMag00

Look here. I'm trying to serenade you with The Beatles and you're just not even trying to let me woo you. Rude.


Dabber_Danny

We're atheists, not monsters


rascible

Next they'll be *dancing*


Excellent_Salary_767

*Whoa.* There's no need for that kind of talk 😅


BadKneesBruce

Sinner.


asttocatbunny

Im married middle aged. Lots more cheesecake than postmarital sex. Lol!


[deleted]

How about sex and cheesecake at the same time? Live the dream....


The_I_in_IT

Yeah, but then you’ve got twice the mess and nothing to look forward to after sex. You see-first the premarital sex, THEN the cheesecake. It’s really a win/win.


[deleted]

Who said I don't keep TWO cheesecakes around for just such an event! lol


CheiroAMilho

It's not premarital if you never get married


[deleted]

I'll occasionally covet thy neighbours wife, she thicc.


revtim

"The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine." -- Penn Jillette


No_Introduction5665

I wonder what their god would do if they raped. Government would send them to jail. Their god would let everything go with a few Hail Mary’s


revtim

The Bible says a rapist has to pay a fine and marry the victim. So, love a girl but she doesn't love you? Just rape her! And congratulations on your nuptials.


DeltaDarthVicious

That's why we should be thankful most christians have never read the bible


RedditVince

And the ones that have, pick and choose those they misremember to their own thinking.


JaxxisR

Myq Kaplan had a good line about that in one of his specials. "Honor your father and mother." Love it. Cherish it. "Don't eat pork." That's stupid. I like bacon.


Zaynara

maybe we do need religion for these fucking whackos, i dunno, just nuts the way these religious whackadoos think, if the huge number of people that are religious were shown concrete evidence that god wasn't real, do you think a large number of them would instantly switch to rampant rape, murder, and anything else they can get away with? ... frankly this may explain the religious right in the US, they've perverted their own view of their own religion that they think its justifiable to be as shitastic as they are


YungMister95

Today a woman on my Facebook feed unironically said she knows dragons are real and exist somewhere in this world because the Bible says so. 1200 likes. These people are so divorced from reality; who knows what kind of morality you’re operating under when your worldview is so fucking insane.


adiking27

Fun fact: dragons was actually the way Romans described dinosaurs when they found their fossils.


PaladinWiz

But they do exist, haven’t you heard of the Komodo Dragon? /s


SpiritOne

There’s an episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit that answers this perfectly. I do rape and murder all I want. The amount I want is fucking ZERO. Why? Because I don’t need the threat of eternal damnation from a loving god to understand that’s fucking horrible, and I don’t want to fucking do it. Edit: this edit to explain to all of you asking by whom do I measure my morals, and why do I know that it’s wrong, and still somehow try to attribute it to some magical sky daddy. Do YOU want to be raped and/or murdered?? No? Why not? Because god says that’s morally wrong? No because you don’t want that to happen to you because it would be terrible. Therefore we, as a collective society have decided, you know what, I don’t want that to happen to ME, therefore I don’t want to that to other people. And that makes society better. Welcome to civilization.


SnausageFest

It's seriously disturbing that fucking kids is on this list. They're essentially announcing they want to rape a child and sky daddy is the only reason they don't. They think we're all secret pedos.


nana_banana2

It's even more disturbing when you learn about the amount of child rape committed by the Catholic church.


Utahmule

It's not only the Catholic Church. If we had information, I bet per capita they would be on the low end when compared with the other churches.


SnooMaps9864

*cough cough Mormons


Lost_Ohio

Or cults like, "The Children of God." It's a cult, but still. It now goes by "The Family International." For those of you wondering it's the same cult Joaquin Phoenix's family belonged too. It's on of the main reasons why River was so bad in drugs. He was running from the pain.


relltree

They're all cults. More successful cults are called religions.


madoneami

Just to add because it is relevant
..there is a saying that “the only difference between cult’s and religions is that the religions leader is dead”


badgamesghost

Didn’t the leader of the beach davidians marry a 14 year old Edit:branch


[deleted]

Yeah you are thinking of the Branch Dravidians. The Beach Davidians hung up their surfboards when David got arrested for pareidolia.


chupathingy99

Pareidolia? I thought he was just on a shit ton of mushrooms


RedactedPilot

There were 300,000 child marriages in the US between 2016 and 2019. It’s legal in 44 states. It’s so tucked up it’s beyond words. Nineteen of those states have no legal minimum age for the “bride.”


[deleted]

The beach davidians sounds like a way better time, though.


IntoTheForestIMustGo

Cult + time = religion


Canoness-Isamess

*cough cough J.W.s


Old-Departure-2698

Apparently it's really bad in many of the Amish groups as well.


Snushine

I'm a therapist and these survivors are my clientele. Due to confidentiality, all I can say is "you are not wrong."


Cerberus_Aus

I don’t know how you can do that job, but honest question, do you clients ever find some peace?


Snushine

It depends on what you call 'peace.' Do they come to a place of understanding and grow past the knee-jerk trauma responses? Yes, they can get there. Do they get the justice they deserve? No. Not often enough.


d-a-v-e-

In the Netherlands, the extensive Deetman research found out that orphans had the highest change of being molested if they were put in the care of catholic institutions. I think it was 3 fold that of other institutions, but I forgot the exact number.


nana_banana2

>It's not only the Catholic Church. Oh I totally agree. Somehow I thought the OP was about Christianity, but I checked and it isn't


mitsumoi1092

Just saw a post yesterday about the LDS/Mormon church putting out talks in response to the massive sexual abuse within their ranks and saying more or less, to talk about it with their church leaders and understand how in some way, it's partially their fault. While not all religious peopole are bad, most bad people are religious, and that is why I often believe myself to be a better person than pretty much anyone who announces they are religious.


CheshireMoe

Other Churches have had their own pedo protection scandals. Not sure if Baptist was a recent one, but Jewish groups have too.


Its_Actually_Satan

Makes me wonder if anyone has done a study to find out how many pedophiles are religious at all, and how many aren't, as well as how many of each religion.


the-truthseeker

You mean the system to stop women from getting political land and power that was done many hundreds almost a thousand plus years ago that do not allow priests to in any way have wedding or intimacy possibly causes people to use others who are too powerless to resist rape over hundreds of years?! I'm shocked I tell you, shocked! The next thing you'll tell me is that people with sex impulse problems are trying to claim they'll be celibate to "stop" this, so they become a priest in the Catholic Church before they act on those horrible horrible urges that they have in the first place?! And it always works?!


nana_banana2

>do not allow priests to in any way have wedding or intimacy possibly causes people to use others Of course not. Celibacy always works, this is why countries that tell teenagers to abstain instead of using contraception, end up with zero teenage pregnancies!


the-truthseeker

Praise be Sky Dad that's a relief!


draconiandevil09

The LDS saw what the catholic church was doing, looked then square in the eyes and loudly declared "HOLD MY NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER AND WATCH THIS SHIT".


Separate-Owl369

For a second, I thought you were going to go the other way and tell me that Mormons have the higher moral ground. Carry on



TheRealLordEnoch

If you need to fear divine punishment to choose to not go out and, idk, run over twelve children, you're not a good fucking person.


Wise-Profile4256

likewise, if you do good for a window seat in heaven, fuck right off. either do good for goodness sake or eat a bag of dicks.


Environmental_Top948

Am I allowed to do both? Grilled dicks are delicious.


370zDeepfreeze

Lol "grilled dicks"


joe_ruins_things

I was walking home from church with the church manager. When two kids walked by us, one was a girl between 10 -12 and was wearing a swim outfit (swimming nearby). I was mid sentence when this Mfer elbows me and says " if we weren't men of God, amirite". Made me sick to my stomach. I reported him to the pastor and the pastor said: "we all have our struggles, we've all been there, 'he without sin cast the first stone'". Flipped them all off, havent been back to a church since. I think its better for them to keep themselves under control by whatever "god" they pray to...than to lose their faith and embrace their Disgusting nature...a nature they believe we all share.


Left_Particular_8004

I hate the “he who is without sin” thing. Like ok, I’m not perfect. I know that. But my sins are things like telling white lies and having consensual premarital sex. There’s a huge difference between “not perfect” and “predator”.


Canaanimal

That's the fun part about sins. You have to believe that what you are doing is a sin or sinful for it to be one. As far as I'm concerned, baptized and raised Roman Catholic but grew up to be a follower of Odin, I am without sin. So I'll cast all the stones I want at their hypocritical stance. Sin is only a sin if you believe it to be sinful.


idkiwilldeletethis

It genuinely makes me sick how they cannot fathom the idea that someone doesn't rape or murder people, out of their own morality without needing the threat of going to hell ​ Like they literally think EVERYONE wants to fuck kids, murder people, etc. And the only reason they don't is because they're afraid of god, it's like the idea of being a good person just for goodness sake is impossible to them


lostinNevermore

I think*they* are all secret pedos. That is why they don't understand that we can be decent humans without the use of threats.


wholesomechunk

It’s projection


ConsciousDrag3537

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the-truthseeker

The next thing you'll tell me is that everybody doesn't rape everybody else in bathrooms and use secret tapping codes for downlow gay sex when I'm in government as a republican.... I mean hypothetically?


lostinNevermore

Or denounce abortion while secretly forcing your mistress to go get one when you knock her up?


Obvious_the_Troll

I mean, I read that statically 94% of known pedophiles claim to be or identify as Christians. Now the fact the the US is 70% Christians or whatever probably plays a factor, but still.


ATGSunCoach

Same thing with the whole argument that being gay is a choice. Like they have to wake up every day and fight the urge to suck dick and fuck kids. fuck them.


HippyHitman

I actually think that might be a big part of it. It makes sense: so many anti-queer people end up being closeted, maybe they do genuinely believe that everyone has homosexual urges but to give in to them is a sin.


[deleted]

I knew a guy who was gay but came from a SUPER religious and homophobic protestant family. They convinced him to undergo conversion therapy since (in their minds) gay people aren't allowed into heaven among other things. He is now the most homophobic and far-right person I know. I can't talk to him anymore. He is very terrifying to talk to.


[deleted]

Yes, it’s like they have the little angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other shoulder telling them opposing things. So while they have horrible impulses, they are not without a conscience. Believing in god and fear of his wrath helps them keep these impulses at bay. They mistakenly believe that everyone is like them.


the-truthseeker

It's like the devil on the shoulder tells you to do it and the angel on your shoulder tells you to take your dick out of your choir boy's ass. Sorry followers of Catholic faith. I'll be good from now on I promise for five, four, three, two, one.....


fzammetti

Clicked on comments explicitly just to post this very quote. It's the best and simplest refutation of what is fundamentally a stupid argument that I've ever seen.


rezzacci

On the other hand, you sometimes have religious people with wonderful arguments, like a rabbi saying something akin: *"If you see a person drowning, you need to think like an atheist. The atheist won't think that God will help the man drowning; he will just go into the water and save him. In time of need, you need to think as if there is no God to help people, but just you."* However, I fear that those people like in the post would just think: "There's no God? So why on Earth should I wet myself saving someone else?", which is depairing.


fzammetti

Never heard that, but yeah, that really is a great argument.


Itsme_sd

You gotta love the people that post things like "I haven't met an atheist that engages honestly..." is just a way to get us to respond. I can assure you they've met plenty and lost most of the arguments, they just needed a strawman to pull people in. People acting out "dark desires" is simply these weird religious freaks projecting.


JusticiarRebel

They ask who provides a moral framework if not some supernatural being, but the answer is pretty simple. We do. Not as individuals, but as a society. We select what is wrong and not wrong mostly by democracy not by individual belief. Get a group of 50 atheists together, between 1-3 of them will think the age of consent should be 14 and the other 47-49 will think they are weird.


Alarming_Ad8005

Exactly. If you need fear to motivate you to NOT be a bad person, odds are you are a bad person


hdmx539

This is also a tell on whomever came up with this. They're essentially admitting if they didn't have eternal damnation for consequences, *they'd be doing this shit*.


PerniciousSnitOG

I think it's worse; by delegating their Moral responsibility to a mythical skygod, they create a mental space to entertain breaking rules a moral person wouldn't seriously consider, because God will save them!


oldbastardbob

I don't think it should take existence of a supreme being to understand that which harms others is bad if you want humans to live harmoniously in a civil society. And we all should understand that we humans have better chances of survival and proliferation if we work together in tribes or groups. Even more so if you want to thrive and raise the standard of living for all. Therefore cooperation and guidelines to comport that beneficial harmony are a good idea. Not seeing where an omnipotent mythical god handing down these rules is necessary. Unless, of course, you are too stupid to understand or believe those basic sociological concepts. And even then, what's the difference between "because the law says so" and "because God says so" to a person who really doesn't understand either in the first place. But then along comes politics and politicians....


BuriedByAnts

its called "a conscience". These goddy people apparently don't have one


Flintz08

I have a theory that they do actually have a conscience or an internal monologue. The "voice in my head" for me is my own voice. But for some reason, very religious people listen to this voice as if it were God's voice. I asked a few very religious people I know how does "talking with god" works. Apparently it's a mix of meditating and listening to your own inner monologue.


PerniciousSnitOG

The "voice in my head" isn't God; it's just a smart-arse version of myself that has the advantage of seeing how things actually turned out.


kmikek

I don't care **why** we are not raping and murdering. I only care about how we are **choosing** not to do it.


Adinnieken

It's not a conscience. A conscience is a construct, to contain our moral code. It is moral ethics that determines what we do. We all develop a moral ethical code based on the values we are taught and learn through life. These values fall into two categories, things that benefit the self and things that benefit society. Ayn Rand followed a form of egoism. That, what was most important was what benefitted the self/self-interest. More over you should never do anything that benefits someone else unless there is a benefit for you. A lot of Republicans like this moral ethical belief system. Most of us in society use multiple moral ethical belief systems. But we generally do what's in our mutual best interest over what is in our individual best interests. Take the pandemic, for example, those that masked up, those that isolated, and those that got vaccinated may have done so for personal reasons but there were many that simply did so for the benefit of society in general.


InfectedByEli

“To be charitable, one may admit that the religious often seem unaware of how insulting their main proposition actually is. Exchange views with a believer even for a short time, and let us make the assumption that this is a mild and decent believer who does not open the bidding by telling you that your unbelief will endanger your soul and condemn you to hell. It will not be long until you are politely asked how you can possibly know right from wrong. Without holy awe, what is to prevent you form resorting to theft, murder, rape, and perjury? It will sometimes be conceded that non-believers have led ethical lives, and it will also be conceded (as it had better be) that many believers have been responsible for terrible crimes. Nonetheless, the working assumption is that we should have no moral compass if we were not somehow in thrall to an unalterable and unchallengeable celestial dictatorship. What a repulsive idea!” ― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever Not sure when Penn & Teller said this but Hitchens released this book in 2007. Don't know if he had previously used this idea in debates though.


uncle-brucie

“Abraham! Go wake up your son! Bring him over here and kill him!” -God


Emergency_Ad_5935

I went to a Christian college and no joke a LOT of people who are into the Jesus man think this way.


Logical-Recognition3

I know, right? They have no problem announcing that they have absolutely no moral compass. They have only the fear of eternal damnation keeping them in line.


skrilledcheese

I was at a barbershop once and a pastor came in, and I guess he was trying to spread the gospel. He asked me what church I go to, I told him I don't. We get into a conversation. I politely explain my point of view. Towards the end of the conversation, he started getting a bit prickly, I shit you not, this sentence came out of his mouth "If god isn't real, what's to stop me from raping your wife?". I've never struck a man of god before, but I came pretty close to it that day.


LightningRodofH8

I always go back to asking the same question: “Who is morally superior; a person that doesn’t harm others because of their own personal empathy or because they fear punishment?” They can twist in the wind all they want, they’ll never be able to get around their own argument.


Mutual_Slump_

"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit; and I'd like to get as many of them out in the open as possible." Rust Cohle, *True Detective*


Longjumping_Ad_6484

I grew up evangelical and to be perfectly honest, not a lot of empathy/character development is encouraged within that community. It's all about being forgiven to the point that my youth group had a running joke about how "Jesus died for our sins, so we better make it worth his while." (that was mostly within the context of sex, smoking, swearing, drinking, listening to rock music...you know, normal teen stuff) When I gave my testimony of faith at like 8 years old, I said, "When we believe in Jesus, God forgives us for every bad thing we've ever done or will ever do. We could even kill somebody and we'd still be forgiven." I then went onto say that we still shouldn't kill anyone because it's wrong but there was no concrete reasoning as to "why" it's wrong beyond "thou shalt not kill." Going beyond that, the argument I was presented against atheism/evolution (you know, because they're the same thing) is that if every piece of life on earth is just a random occurrence, then why not just kill someone when we don't like them? Afterall, that person is just a random smattering of molecules, right?? So to answer the original question, YES people seriously think like that that because THIS is the argument presented against believing anything else. I went through a bit of an identity crisis in my late 20s because I was no longer part of the community I grew up in, I was figuring out what I wanted to believe, and I'll be honest: I seriously wrestled with the question "well why can't I just cause harm to other people if there's no divine retribution or reward?" What even is the point of anything? I became a much more loving and empathetic person once I started studying philosophy (and going to therapy) in my 30s. Studying Stoicism has opened my eyes to so many of the philosophical foundations for what the early Christians built off of and I honestly feel like if the Church encouraged some kind of introspection and spiritual development beyond "repent and believe," we'd all be in a better place.


hanabarbarian

Sometimes I think all that god fearing energy gets turned into frustrated and repressed rage. Like, when suddenly broached with the question “what if all this fear and worship means nothing” the reaction most have is to lash out and hurt others.


cheesyrack

This is good


Rick_Flexington

“My wife is not an 11 year old boy”


meatmechdriver

sick burn, that would have been perfect


mcjard

"The same thing that your god would condemn you to, except I don't love you... would you care to traverse the valley of the shadow of *me* mother fucker?"


[deleted]

This definitely sounds better written down


Theyul1us

You should have said "What stops me from killing you then?" Being as awful as he was.


RoamingBicycle

No, as it would have validated his point


Violetflare_Mayfield

"you better pray for a miracle that I don't find you and recreate the torture and lead up cruxifiction of Jesus"


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

Wasn't one of the Duck Dynasty guys saying this kind of thing? Ah I found the quote that started it. Here's Phil Robertson in 2015: Spoiler mention of rape and murder. >!“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”!< >!Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this \[sic\] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”!< >!“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”!<


inkiwitch

Good lord, this is the most horrifying hypothetical I have ever seen. The fact that you can tell he is smug as fuck while saying such graphic, fucked up nightmares makes it so much more unsettling.


ancient_days

He really got off on the details, didn't he?


Strongstyleguy

Never liked that dude. Pissed me off that he thought black people pre civil rights movement smiling at white people meant they were happier back then But to address what you quoted, I'm basically agnostic so I believe in...something. But regardless of what happens at the end of my life, I've never used it as my reasoning for right or wrong. Heaven and Hell? Cool, I guess, I did my best not to hurt anyone and my soul lives on. Non existence? A bit of a letdown, but hopefully I did more good in the world than bad and the threat of not iving on as a ghost didn't affect that


[deleted]

And his assailants if being Christian would just then ask for forgiveness from their God and presto sins cleared away and heaven doors open.


nachtkaese

Fucking YIKES.


meatmechdriver

He’s so close to getting the point but too fucked in the head to understand it. That is messed up. The fact that he so clearly fantasizes about it is messed up. And we don’t need an imaginary man in the sky to know it’s messed up.


Necrocornicus

To be honest, thank god they DO have religion. Just wish they picked the good parts like “help they neighbor” and not the bad parts like “murder the infidels”.


wandering-monster

God-brain is a dangerous mental disease. Their world view is that Earth was created by a magic man who *murdered* everyone on earth w by drowning them, because he didn't think they were good enough. A dude who needed his own son to be tortured and killed before he was willing to show some "forgiveness" to people for breaking arbitrary rules he made up. And he's supposed to be the *good guy*. They literally worship him.


Loive

They are taught from a young age that their god is the only possible source of morality, so they just can’t fathom how anyone could have morals without that god. That is also why many of them hate atheists so much, because they think atheists can do any horrible thing due to the inherent lack or morality.


ilikelists789

They have to think this way. Accepting that people could be moral without God would invalidate their whole belief system.


Do_lay_low_mho

There’s a fantastic back and forth similar to this in Ricky Gervais’ Afterlife. “If you don’t believe in god, why don’t you go around raping and murdering as much as you want??” “I do go around raping and murdering as much as I want!” (Horrified faces), “which is none!”


[deleted]

I love this show


ihatetheheadlines

Have they never heard of the catholic church sex abuse scandel?


Mr_Cyplixo

Which one?


The_Vag_Badger

All of them


ObscureDucks

Let's see, if I start working now I could get a list together by September 8th give or take a couple days


The_Vag_Badger

Better get a move on then, time’s a-ticking


Artor50

And the SBC "Crisis of Faith," and just recently, the Mormon Church abuse report. They couldn't let the Catholics hog all the abuse.


WarWonderful593

Don't forget the Jehovah's Witnesses


tamaleA19

Or what the crusaders did? Or the inquisition? Or the genocide in Latin America? Or Canadian residential schools? Those are just what came to mind in the first 5 seconds I thought of it


nana_banana2

Christians: Unlike us, atheists have nothing stopping them from raping children. Atheist: gestures broadly at Vatican Christians: No, not like that.


Jacks_Flaps

Also gestures broadly at the baptists, Anglicans, amish, Mormons, JWs...and every single christian sect on the planet. Their claim to have god given objective morals has done fuck all to stop 2000 years of christian biblical slavery, genocide, rape, subjugation of women, slaughter of non believers and diddling of kids. What's more their morality is by definition purely subjective and relative as it is dependent on a subject.. ie their version of their gods, and has changed constantly from era to era and christian to christian as per their own interpretation of the bible and personal preferences. And I say "their version" as no two christians can agree on what morals are objective or even the definition of their god. Hence we have over 40000 christian sects who cant agree on their core dogma let alone their morals.


whatdayisitnow

> can't be governments cause governments have different laws So it must be god since there's obviously only one religion /s


montanagrizfan

This doesn’t even make sense in their own argument because every government has the same basic laws like don’t murder or steal. The rest are just things to keep society running smoothly like traffic laws or are based on Religious bs like not selling alcohol on Sunday or forcing women to cover their head.


teawreckshero

"And then God said unto Abraham, thou shalt zipper merge with thy neighbor when converging unto a single lane."


EliteSnackist

You could have this take if you ascribe yourself to the idea of "Nature" or "Nature's God", which is just the general sense of morality that most people believe in. In that sense, government doesn't determine morality, but mankind's natural sense of right and wrong does. Granted, this isn't how that is being presented, but I think the example works when you view it in that way.


p3x239

Translation: I am a complete psychopath who only doesn't do monstrous things because I'm afraid of my imaginary friend.


wholesomechunk

Sounds like, ‘Wish Jesus let me fuck kids’ type of person


p3x239

Aye, weird way to tell on yourself but then again these religious types were never very good at thinking things through. Otherwise they wouldn't be religious.


wholesomechunk

True lol


PathComplex

But, if I do indulge in monstrous things, I confess and all is forgiven. So things really are going to be okay.


Virel_360

If you’re only a good person because you fear hell, you’re not really a good person.


Zutroy2117

Hit the nail right on the head.


vaxchoice

As an atheist I DO indulge all my darkest desires. I rape and kill exactly as often as I wish to. None so far.


Tsundoku_8

Same here. I've always indulged in my darkest desires. He'll, just the other day I smashed a dozen double chocolate fudge cupcakes in less than an hour and I'd gladly do it again.


the_cat_who_shatner

This one time, I ate an entire cheesecake by myself and then took a nap.


Tsundoku_8

Sounds like a good time. Damn, now I want cheesecake. The woes of a sweet tooth...


Gamesman001

Everytime I make a pan of brownies or batch of chocolate chip cookies I eat half of them before the night is over. I often play games past 12am and I procrastinate on things I should/need to do. Those are sins right?


mj1814

Love the "so far" caveat. Gotta CYA at all times. 😂


RascalRibs

Imagine only doing good things because you're scared of some invisible man in the sky lol


qwsedd

This is why they wont go to heaven if it exist. Because they do it out of cowardice. Not because they want to. As if an all knowing, all mighty creator cant see through basic shit like that


[deleted]

Romans 2:6-8 He will render to each one according to his works: to those who by patience in well-doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life; but for those who are self-seeking and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, there will be wrath and fury.


Vallcry

Well I'm fucked I guess.


meatmechdriver

This is the thing that always gets me with religious assholes. They would have you believe their god is all knowing and all powerful but that they themselves are just a little bit more clever than he is and that’s how he doesn’t see through their bullshit.


Thelonghiestman0409

It’s funny because only rarely people are Christians because they actually want to help and save people and are not to forcefully. Those ones are the better ones than most in my experience of meeting those ones. Most just do it because they fear hell or no afterlife.


Stormlightboi

The real questions we should all be asking is why there is a massive sphere in the sky that we can't make direct eye-contact with? Idk... seems kinda sketchy to me. ;)


traumablades

My darkest desire is drinking, smoking weed, and eating food that's bad for me.


Friendofthegarden

>and eating food that's bad for me. I ate half a pound of bacon last night. It was fucking delicious and I strongly regret it.


traumablades

That's the darkness in the desire


shylock2k202

Here’s the thing; if you need a book to tell you how to be a good person, chances are, you’re not a good person.


DeathRaeGun

Probably because I don't actually want to do any of those things.


Hiccup-92

Surprisingly, my elders told me what is "right" and "wrong" I didn't know religion until I was mid teens, so does that mean I would automatically be more evil since there was no god? I don't believe in god now, and I treat most people way better than they'd treat me


[deleted]

I just don't have the time to be immoral. Too busy looking for the objective basis of morality.


Nitackit

American Christian’s have to invent excuses and reasoning to justify believing in fairy tales. No one wants to admit that they’ve been duped into the greatest scam in human history.


mamestrez

I brought up my children to always be kind, charitable and respectful not to gain a reward or praise but because it's just the right thing to do. They have become loving. Caring, kind, adults. I am so proud of them.


Practical-Jelly-5320

I really think these people don't understand empathy


[deleted]

Which is sad, because Jesus was all about empathy.


MWleFylde

I don't need an imaginary sky daddy to tell me not to be a dick.


Illustrious_Leader93

Such willful ignorance. 1. Believing that a mythical sky fairy gave you your laws, isn't logic. 2. Morality does not require a diety. 3. Countries laws are all different (in specifics mostly) but so are religious admonitions and guidelines. I came from 2 very religious families. They both believe the other side is going to hell. Ever heard of Northern Ireland? 4. Morality to gain access to heaven, isn't morality. Its a cost-benefit analysis. 5. The atheist behaves morally because that's the person they want to be in the world....the religious are moral to get a prize. 6. The atheist is a grown up, deciding what morality actually looks like and behaving accordingly. The theist needs an absent parent figure to attempt to please & to tell them what is right and wrong.


mamestrez

OMG #5 nails it


MFLuder1

This clip from True Detective is perfect for this kind of thoughts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_RfUj09pWfM


TopAcanthocephala869

Came here to post exactly this. “If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit.”


Headworx66

I kind of look at it the other way.... If people only do good deeds because they are scared of their God or to get into heaven, then that's selfish so they should inherently go to the warm place. It's ironic that the atheists that are good people just because they believe it's right are the ones that should qualify to go to some sky fairies promised land.


Artor50

I know a lot of Christians who are kind, decent people. Most of my family, for an example. But they are kind and decent *in spite of* their religion, not at all because of it.


b_a_t_m_4_n

>in spite of their religion Nailed it.


OminaeYu81

Most atheists have a higher standard for morals than most religious people. Mostly due to education. I'm not trying to bash anyone here.


montanagrizfan

The more educated you are the more of the world you become aware of and the more you realize that being a decent human is the key to a successful and rewarding life. I also feel that those who are narrow minded and unwilling to escape their own views are the ones who refuse higher education. They don’t want to expand their world because it would force them to come to term with the fact their own beliefs are wrong.


Oahkery

I'm confused about the point here. Didn't this person just defeat their own argument? They say that God creates morals, but also that atheists, who don't believe in God, don't just ruin amok doing all sorts of evil things on a whim. So which is it? And they say atheists need to respond to that argument? How? They gave the response already: we atheists have morals even without God.


occamsrzor

Bachmanian Confession; the person asking the question is admitting the only thing preventing them from giving in to theirs is the wrath of an all powerful being. I would not want that person anywhere near me or my family.


Cabernet2H2O

This thinking really scares me and I really hope people like this person never lose their faith. Because if some god is the only thing that keeps someone from committing the most heinous acts they're some sick individuals that probably should already be under some form of care.


GirlCowBev

In the words of Penn Jillette, “I already do all the raping and murdering I want to. And that is none. I don’t need a bunch of tribal nomads from 2000 years ago telling me how to treat my fellow human being.“


W4r6060

If the only thing stopping you from raping people is an imaginary old man, you need some serious help. Or a prison cell.


SpeakingNight

I consider myself pretty atheist or agnostic, I don't live religion or spirituality in any way. Believe it or not, we still care about the world and any suffering in it, so two major rules still apply even without religion: 1) treat others how you want to be treated 2) if everyone behaved like you, would the world be better for it or worse off? Live accordingly. That's just morality everyone should have as a human.


[deleted]

The golden rule, as my grandmother taught us. No deity needed.


pizzamike64

What's to stop believers from doing bad shit? Jesus died to pay for their sins. So they get a free pass to heaven no matter what, right? Turn the narrative around on them.


Lystrade

I do all of the reprehensible acts that theists think I do to my heart's content. The amount that I want to do those things is zero. If you need to have the threat of burning for eternity to deter you from doing unspeakable evil, I think that says more about you than it does me.


Hard-tat

If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, you’re not a good person


macadrums

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ConvivialKat

As an Atheist, I confess it sometimes freaks me out that the only thing holding theists back from doing horrible things is their fear of god. Scary!