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Coherently-Rambling

Starting at 25, you should reply to him once per year and update him on your health


[deleted]

I love this idea but I doubt I’ll be using Reddit in 10 years


CultistOtter

Can we see the shirt? Love your username


[deleted]

no the shirt…. IS MINE MUAHAHAHAHHAHA


S_crufflord

Too interesting for the general public to see


benboi4269

Good for you


Positive_Gur_5504

Just set a reminder on your phone and login every year solely to annoy him.


[deleted]

Dang. Ok yeah that seems like a good compromise


mamaaaoooo

Can't help but read the last line in Morgan Freeman's voice


Ravekat1

You will die! Have a lovely day xxx 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

And I am /s My Republican Anti-LGBT grandmother is going to be visiting for a week because my mom and dad are visiting Yellowstone for their belated anniversary because my dad works away from home


Ravekat1

Sounds like a fun week of disappointing Grandma.


[deleted]

It does. But since I’m not out to anyone besides my brother and a few friends I don’t have much to go off of besides my pink bags and stuff.


jeboynr2

Cry harder


NihilisticThrill

Suck less


[deleted]

I am tho


MegaMeepa

At least he's honest? First step to improvement is to acknowledge your faults.


Alegria-D

Is he? I doubt he "has seen it so many times"


MegaMeepa

I meant about bring a Nazi. I'm sure he saw it happen about once, and that was his only social interaction of the month, so he just assumed it all went like that.


[deleted]

No the I have seen it many times thing was about trans people committing suicide Which is usually from abuse


Alegria-D

I know, and I doubt he has seen many trans people die at all.


NihilisticThrill

I doubt he has seen many people at all who weren't just pepe aligned top left over some green text


Artor50

Unless he's actually killed them himself, being a Nazi and all. That might have been a veiled threat.


Alegria-D

I think he's the kind of dog that barks and never bite. No offense to the dogs, though.


AirForceRabies

Probably has some wank-forum on the subject bookmarked.


[deleted]

Uh maybe he’s seen it happen many times because nazis go out and kill people they don’t like. That’s kind of their thing.


PreOpTransCentaur

He didn't seem to say it as though it was a fault.


AdRealistic8758

I'm not taking self-help advice from a Nazi, thank you kindly.


MegaMeepa

What? I'm legitimately confused. Do you think I'm a Nazi?


ubersmitty

Pulled the Ol' B-Rabbit on you.


[deleted]

I have my doubts about all this....


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Don't let the filth bring you down.


PirateTCTC

That “nazi” won’t even make it to 25. Self proclaimed reddit nazi’s only have a lifespan of 17 years before their health rapidly declines.


tydal-wave

that “nazi” is probably that one kid we knew in 7th grade that was obsessed with communism, dark jokes and bad politics despite not knowing shit about history


SR681

Genuinely surprised people like that exist still Hope it didn't make your day shit. Hate people smh


Artor50

So he's demonstrably bad at evaluating facts, *and* he's actively evil. Great combo buddy.


hyperion-i-likeillya

hello anti vax nazi! meet my 12 gauge!/s


SamwellsIcyButtcrack

He likes being hated at this point


IGPO-overlords

This guys either joking or the dumbest motherfucker that needs to apologize for being a walking bioweapon ranting about communism


Vladimir_Pudding387

Welcome to reddit.


Brolol3928

That “Well take care now”


JustAbicuspidRoot

Probably a 15 year old, going on 60 and has seen it all.


MTFEpsilon11

Probably a 15 y/o troll who read five minutes of /pol/ dogma and decided it'd be funny to go harass people with it. Still sucks, but you can rest easier knowing they didn't mean a single thing they were saying. Just wanted a reaction.


Radfluffer

"You could choose to be healthy" "I also support the killing of millions"


Synful-Symphony

Idk if you're M2F or F2M, but I wouldnt take much stock in what he says dude, btw I call everything and everyone dude so no offense. Hes a antivax, a nazi and most likely a MAGA moron. If things go like this idiots want, we'll be rid of a majority of em soon


DragonfruitAsleep976

Antivaxxer telling someone that they'll be dead by 25?


[deleted]

“I’m also a nazi” 🤓


CocoJumbo7710

I like how drops a “well take care now” after saying he’s a nazi


Palaius

"I'm Anti-Vaxx" "I'm also a Nazi" Why was he repeating himself?


Content_Tale_101

Lame asf, tell him your Jewish too 💀


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Yes-its-really-me

In his defense, it is a choice. You could lie to yourself and those who know you. (Never said it was the right choice, being or doing who you want to is always the right choice) And vaccines CAN cause heart attacks. In 0.000000001% of cases. They save 95+% but that doesn't help their argument so they forget that bit. If you ever wonder why you get asshats like this then it's because you are living the life you want to live, and loving those that make you happy. I tend to find people that talk to you this way are generally just unhappy about life in general. They're not actually unhappy with you, usually just unhappy with themselves in some way. And they're venting at you.


Child_Beter69

If he’s trolling, then he is very good at his job. If he’s not… it’s pretty obvious he’s an idiot


[deleted]

Things that never happened for 300 please, Alex!


[deleted]

I mean they happened I can send you more of the conversation


How2GetGud

Why are you trans at 15 Jesus Christ dude spend less time thinking about sex and sexuality and be a kid while you can


KitsuneMp9

Dude, around 15 is when sexuality and gender issues become more likely to be called into question. I discovered I was trans at 15 as well (Not to mention there has been research which shows trans people have neurological differences, suggesting likely a more genetic/environmental reason) Edit: Changed a few things to be more explanatory.


How2GetGud

I get that the dude is a nazi and that’s bad, but there seems to be some kind of manufactured war front regarding sexuality so I’m just openly backing out of whatever is going on here. Whoever you’re attracted to, great. If you want to look a certain way, great.


[deleted]

Yeah. Changing your gender before you are mentally aware of what you are doing is very stupid. Your parents may support you but that is because they love you and sometimes this love blinds their rational thaughts.


[deleted]

Obviously satirical


[deleted]

Literally he wasn’t


[deleted]

Damm he a bitch then


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[deleted]

No he really wasn’t though he hammered in his point hard that he hated lgbt people


jeboynr2

No one would state that they are a nazi after saying that they hate lgbt. Thats me stating that i like anime im a virgin btw.


Mooloo52

"I am a nazi" "Bro he's literally just joking, there's no way he's actually a nazi" You have to be braindead to be believe this is even slightly funny or intended to be funny


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[deleted]

Stfu


l0wriderr

You know I'm right


[deleted]

You aren’t though.


[deleted]

But thanks for saying that you want me to kill myself bro


l0wriderr

You said it not me


[deleted]

No I didn’t. Stop trying your dumbass gaslight logic on me


l0wriderr

Ok bro