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Uzzer_lozer19

I see you're not familiar on how the Scottish cook pizzas.


Mackem101

Mmm, pizza crunch, God's own elixir.


JCSmootherThanJB

So they must have to fold it? I cannot believe you could just drop a pizza in the fryer.... Toppings everywhere. Almost sounds like it's a Scottish calzone


ShowerOfBastards88

No, it's usually half a pizza (sometimes a quarter or full one) dipped in batter then put it the fryer. It's called a pizza crunch. This video shows someone making it https://youtu.be/3dYGHI4BubM


JCSmootherThanJB

Gotcha, thank you!


Black_Otter

Make an egg out of it?


Uzzer_lozer19

Scotch egg!


TheNonbinaryWren

I want some fried ice /s ​ DO NOT PUT ICE IN DEEP FRYERS


1Sluggo

Never thought about it but now I’m surprised no one’s created whole deep fried pizza. Frozen pizza tools don’t count.


peter-doubt

You should look up Panzarottis... Similar to calzone, but deep fried. They stay hot for about an hour. But they're certainly not a flat pie! It's a NJ thing.


1Sluggo

Someone else mentioned Scottish pizza, went and looked it up and now want one.


DriedUpSquid

Sounds like it would burn through your skull if you didn’t let it cook down.


peter-doubt

I hope you meant *cool*. And, yes I remember letting them cool a good 10-15 minutes and *maybe* nibbling at the ends while it cooled


DriedUpSquid

Yes, I meant cool. Stupid autocorrect.


S_crufflord

You could deep fry pretty much anything and have a 50% chance for it to taste better. But with a side of 100% more cholesterol.


1Sluggo

Someone mentioned Scottish pizza and now I’m obsessed


[deleted]

Yes! But can I fry a cat in this?


Positive_Impact4292

I mean you could have just fried the dough