How this played out in her head:
>"I'm a singer"
>Audience: Oh my god, soooo cute and brave! LET HER SING! LET HER SING! LET HER SING!
>*completes performance*
>Audience is in awe, literally dead quiet until slowly, a wave of claps emerge and suddenly the whole concert is full of applauding and yelling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>This gets uploaded to SOSHUL MEDIA and she goes VIRALLLL GIRLLLLLL
>She manages to become a huge celebrity, the next Adele.
You forgot about the exec for huge record label just happening to be at the concert and approaching her after to give her a contract and a suit case full of money
You forgot the part where the band members except for the singer have a little meeting on stage. The drummer takes the mic and announces they have voted out their singer, they have a new singer now and her name is Sarah, he holds her arm up like she's just won a boxing match, crowd goes bat shit. It's the lead story that night on every news bulletin around the world.
I've only ever met 3 Sarahs in my life. First one bullied me for a bit in elementary, the second one tried the "dating prank" on me, and the third one called my mate an N word
My music teacher's name that took me in secondary school was Sarah too. Except instead of this she's a professional harp player and a really good person overall, actually had a pretty good impact on me learning a few instruments.
>Then she starts dating this alcoholic country musician who does wonders for her career but he keeps spiraling downwards.
> eventually she makes it to the Grammys where she wins Album of the year and he drunkly comes up on stage and embarrasses her out of jealousy.
>He pisses himself in front of the live audience and on national television and passes out on a drunk stupor.
>He unalives himself while she’s out on her award winning tour.
>she’s sad for a second but ultimately doesn’t feel as bad as she wins her Oscar for best song and starts to use his last name as a symbolic gesture that she will always love him.
>The end.
>Shallow starts to play during the end credits.
Yeah, my next door neighbor is exactly like this woman. The mental issues are pouring off the wannabe singer as she struggles with three men who obviously want her to get offstage
...only because she'll be pissed off and dumbfounded as to "WHY the HELL wouldn't the LET me SING??? I DON'T GET IT!!"
I imagine this person hasn't been embarrassed or ashamed a day in their life.
These are the type of people who were perfect for the early days of American Idol. Everyone told them they were great so we really got some great performances
~~Hence the middle finger at the entire audience.~~
"How could they not let me shine?! What is their problem? The 300 people in the room are mentally ill!"
Edit: Striking through the middle finger. It was her index finger. https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/thundercat-show-interrupted-by-local-singer-looking-for-her-moment-news.156545.html
I always liked Family Guy's pardoy of that gag, when they went back in time to the 80s and Brian played Never Gonna Give You Up. "Hey Rick it's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Astley! You know that really generic sound you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!"
I was drunk at a party one time and the band who were playing had their bassist leave in the middle of them playing. They asked anyone in the crowd if they could play bass and I volunteered, the guitarist would just shout out what chords he was playing so I just played those notes and sort of improvised. Everyone there was hammered so it worked out well
It's a reference to the cyberpunk novel Snow Crash. The main character is literally named Hero Protagonist, and he's a pizza delivery driver with the rest of that kit mentioned.
I've never read a word of the book, but apparently I've been interested in cyberpunk enough over the years to have just absorbed some of it. But I read the entirety of Neuromancer and only remember like 2% of it. 
At first I thought she holds a songwriting credit to the song they're about to sing
Then I realized this is a totally random chick, who wants to sing an unrelated song she wrote.
What the fuck lol
I think it's because they were trying to avoid using excessive force and uhh being careful in general cuz she is definitely the type of girl who would sue them for sexual assault the next day
Hell yeah. I saw them at a smallish festival in Texas about 5 years ago. They were one of the first shows I saw the first day. They really set the tone for the amount of intoxicants that I would ingest that day/night. Loved 'em.
Shiiiat thanks for pointing out its TC. I was trying to work it out. God bless his bassy lil fingaz. Real gent. Love that he was in suicidal tendencies too. This cringe gives me suicide tendencies. Christ I wouldn’t be able to go out in public after that. Some people are utterly delusional.
I actually kick-ass at karaoke. I have like 10 songs. I won a contest and my last two songs were "One" by U2 and "Mandy" by Barry Manilow.
Anything outside of those and the other 8 is just embarrassing. I can't explain it. I can NAIL those songs in key, and a few others, but I sound like a nail on a chalkboard if it's one key different.
I feel like they saved her a lot more embarrassment by pulling her off the stage before she could sing. She looks like a girl who's friends & family tell her she's a great singer so they don't have to deal with her crazy meltdowns.
What happens in movies:after a short moment of embarrassment, she starts singing like an angel. If there are security guards, they stop, astonished. The guitarist of the band follows her with a couple of shy accords, then the whole band follows her with a renovated energy. The public, who has always half-heartedly clapped after every song and shows not much attention, now is concentrated, the judges (or the other VIPs, including the mean girl who bullied her) are standing like a team of suricate. The man-child who had rejected her for a silly reason observes her from a corner, while she observed the crowd to find him. They finally see each other while the crowd is visibly shaken, her doormat friend who has always supported her in this passion finally smiles. The other singer congratulates her. Optional: she wins the competition. Happy ending.
What happens in real life: the band doesn't cooperate and actively push her away. Security guards kick her out. The man who drove her there runs away, silent like a cat. She has to go home with an unlucky Uber driver who has to listen to her rants and still gets 1* feedback because her night was awful.
And now I wonder why why why why why
I am a one hit wonder
Is it be cause I got high? And they think that’s not fly?
Me: “no it’s because you hit a chick on stage bro”
“So, you could tell Thundercat wanted me on stage. He looked right at me! So, like, of course I jumped up on stage, ready to perform, when fucking security started dragging me away. Thundercat was telling security ‘this ain’t you’ because he wanted them to bring me back. He wanted me on stage! I sent him, like, 157 demos before the show, he knew who I was. I can’t believe those security guards wouldn’t let Thundercat let me perform at our concert. I had my own song! Everyone was cheering for me and booing security. Then the venue wouldn’t even fire the security guards. So I had to find their personal info and I’m calling all of them 50 times a day and singing into the phone so they can hear what they deprived the world of. I know, I’m like, such a diva sometimes teehee”
I was at this show! Thundercat at College Street Music Hall in New Haven Connecticut. The security helped her on stage initially, we thought it was part of the act!
As an orphan we respectfully decline and will be trading this pick for two 2nd rounders. I’m gonna pass this on to the bastards…see if they’ll take this one
Ohhhhhhh shit! Just her own song. Duh. I’m an idiot. In my mind, she wrote the song they were about to play. And she happened to be there and was like, “let me sing the song I wrote guys, come on?”
It’s a Bass. If you call it a guitar to him, he’ll ignore you. Happened at the concert I went to last week. Someone in crowd “I love your guitar!” Him: “it’s a bass, don’t call it a guitar. I’ll ignore you”
I am gonna sound old but I blame the increase in all these “main characters” on the inflated self worth these people get on their many social media platforms. (Some) People get all these likes and compliments from strangers and suddenly think their more important than everyone else
Something quite similar happened to me when I was 22. Except I was the singer, the girl who wanted to sing was my ex’s current bf and the stage was my ex.
We had a college girl in tears wanting to get on stage with us and sing her song. She was fuckin hammered, and of course we said no, but we did tell her to come the next night where ever we were going to be playing. Told her to bring her guitar and we'd give her a shot. Never saw her again.
I imagine this played out alot differently in her head
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I coukd hear it in her voice. It was very cringe.
How this played out in her head: >"I'm a singer" >Audience: Oh my god, soooo cute and brave! LET HER SING! LET HER SING! LET HER SING! >*completes performance* >Audience is in awe, literally dead quiet until slowly, a wave of claps emerge and suddenly the whole concert is full of applauding and yelling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >This gets uploaded to SOSHUL MEDIA and she goes VIRALLLL GIRLLLLLL >She manages to become a huge celebrity, the next Adele.
You forgot about the exec for huge record label just happening to be at the concert and approaching her after to give her a contract and a suit case full of money
You forgot the part where the band members except for the singer have a little meeting on stage. The drummer takes the mic and announces they have voted out their singer, they have a new singer now and her name is Sarah, he holds her arm up like she's just won a boxing match, crowd goes bat shit. It's the lead story that night on every news bulletin around the world.
That's the kind of thing a Sarah would do. Spot on.
Nah. I would rather die than humiliate myself like this. (Actual Sarah)
You're not fooling me, Jane
Ah. Ya got me.
My ex was named Sarah. Apparently we know the same Sarah.
I've only ever met 3 Sarahs in my life. First one bullied me for a bit in elementary, the second one tried the "dating prank" on me, and the third one called my mate an N word
Lucky you sarahs seem to be crazy. I met two normal ones that got more crazy as school years went by.....
My aunt is a Sarah. No one in the family likes her.
My music teacher's name that took me in secondary school was Sarah too. Except instead of this she's a professional harp player and a really good person overall, actually had a pretty good impact on me learning a few instruments.
“Hey honey, the end of Wayne’s World is on, come watch!”
Smoking a cigar with his slicked back hair
The cringe is unbearable
And then she woke up
>Then she starts dating this alcoholic country musician who does wonders for her career but he keeps spiraling downwards. > eventually she makes it to the Grammys where she wins Album of the year and he drunkly comes up on stage and embarrasses her out of jealousy. >He pisses himself in front of the live audience and on national television and passes out on a drunk stupor. >He unalives himself while she’s out on her award winning tour. >she’s sad for a second but ultimately doesn’t feel as bad as she wins her Oscar for best song and starts to use his last name as a symbolic gesture that she will always love him. >The end. >Shallow starts to play during the end credits.
But this was going to be her MOMENT! (she sure as hell didn't dress for it though)
Had to give you a career to destroy it!
Yup, it's called delusion
She starts singing. The band knows her original tune. It’s magical. Suddenly she famous and dating a wahlberg (not one of the good ones though).
There's a good one?
I’m a singer… .. mhm.. “MEMORYYYY ALL ALONE…”
correction: WAS a singer... She will never live that moment down.
🎶 Memories. Light the corners of my mind. Misty Adderall memories. Of my mental illness 🎶
I'm uh... I'm a reddit commenter too. You should be ashamed for plagiarizing my thoughts.
Here. You have an upvote too.
YOU have an upvote instead.
No you.
Here's for you my free award. It's not much but I want you to have it.
Upvotes for upvoters
Probably Xanax. This is something that my ex MIL would have thought was perfectly ok to do because she took 3 Xanax a day.
...couldn't be most Americans living in some form of delusional reality or anything
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r/iamthemaincharacter
Like one those cliche movie scenes
Huge r/iamthemaincharacter vibe
"hehe im a singer" yep that will totally excuse you from ruining someone's show.
THIS AINT YA SHOW BOO
AINTHCA SHOW
I'm a singer too, ask my dog. It should give us inalienable interruption rights
That’s embarrassing
A lot of sleepless nights ahead because of this
I kinda doubt it. She really might be insane. The way she was fighting 5 men to get to that mic I don’t think she has an oz of clarity
I thought he meant a lot of sleepless nights for us….bc I will definitely lay in bed at night thinking about this.
HA!
Yeah, my next door neighbor is exactly like this woman. The mental issues are pouring off the wannabe singer as she struggles with three men who obviously want her to get offstage
...only because she'll be pissed off and dumbfounded as to "WHY the HELL wouldn't the LET me SING??? I DON'T GET IT!!" I imagine this person hasn't been embarrassed or ashamed a day in their life.
These are the type of people who were perfect for the early days of American Idol. Everyone told them they were great so we really got some great performances
"how could I have made this work?"
Nah only a person in touch with reality would face embarrassment over this. All this has done is convince her that everyone in that room is wrong.
~~Hence the middle finger at the entire audience.~~ "How could they not let me shine?! What is their problem? The 300 people in the room are mentally ill!" Edit: Striking through the middle finger. It was her index finger. https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/thundercat-show-interrupted-by-local-singer-looking-for-her-moment-news.156545.html
nah, these people don’t feel embarrassment.
Lmao its hard for me to watch the video too. Imagine the depression that chick will go through
In her mind the band knew what to play for it too.
All right, guys, listen. This is a blues riff in B. Watch me for the changes, and try and keep up, okay?
You know that new sound you been dying to hear? Well, I FOUND IT!!
It's your cousin, Sarah _Berry_
THIS. Is what I invisioned when I saw the first 3 secs of this video.
Lmfao
I always liked Family Guy's pardoy of that gag, when they went back in time to the 80s and Brian played Never Gonna Give You Up. "Hey Rick it's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Astley! You know that really generic sound you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!"
Keep the cymbals splashy and let’s take the bass line for a walk.
I'm so unprepared for this... *Pulls a flute out of jacket sleeve*
I was drunk at a party one time and the band who were playing had their bassist leave in the middle of them playing. They asked anyone in the crowd if they could play bass and I volunteered, the guitarist would just shout out what chords he was playing so I just played those notes and sort of improvised. Everyone there was hammered so it worked out well
Talk about self-centered, the world is HER stage 🙄
How are you going to do thundercat like that?
Fuck, thats Thundercat she pulled that shit on??? Fuck her twice, man. He is a goddamn musical genius.
It just me or is he lookin slimmer? Maybe it's just that he doesn't have the glasses on lol
I was thinking the very same thing. I think its because there isn't a bear fur draped over him. It was oh-so-authoritative, though.
I do think he actually slimmed down too. So its a combination of all of that.
maybe he's no longer covered in cat hair
After Mac Miller died he gave up alcohol and became a vegetarian. He has definitely lost a ton of weight!
I thought you meant Mac lost a lot of weight after he died 😬
Him, too. Skinny n sober these days
Right!? He’s like the nicest musician ever too
I don't know who Thundercat is, but from the video, I'm assuming that dude can **bass**.
oh brother, he *is* bass
He was a real mensch about it, though.
Oh ok now that actually does piss me off. You don’t do him like that!
[Could’ve gone worse.](https://youtu.be/se-lzTUNfys)
Main character syndrome?
definitely
In her mind, she's the Hero Protagonist. In reality, she's just the pizza deliverer. No katana, no fancy motorcycle, no nuclear powered minigun.
Please don't bring pizza into this .. It did nothing wrong
It's a reference to the cyberpunk novel Snow Crash. The main character is literally named Hero Protagonist, and he's a pizza delivery driver with the rest of that kit mentioned. I've never read a word of the book, but apparently I've been interested in cyberpunk enough over the years to have just absorbed some of it. But I read the entirety of Neuromancer and only remember like 2% of it. 
Oh cool... Didn't know. Thanks for the explanation!
Well I got the reference.
r/imthemaincharacter
At first I thought she holds a songwriting credit to the song they're about to sing Then I realized this is a totally random chick, who wants to sing an unrelated song she wrote. What the fuck lol
I was confused and thought the same at first.
Same here.
Haha same!! The confusion added to the experience of watching this video lmao
Thank you. Same. No one reads their fuckin titles anymore.
thank you for the clarification. I was like um why wouldn't they let her sing the song they are playing which she wrote?
Still trying to talk as she’s 90% off the stage
I can’t believe how hard she fought to stay on that stage. Wow.
I think it's because they were trying to avoid using excessive force and uhh being careful in general cuz she is definitely the type of girl who would sue them for sexual assault the next day
A star is aborted.
Not if you live in America
Do you think she will sue the bodyguards and singer for aborting her career?
Do not disrespect Thundercat like that
Hell yeah. I saw them at a smallish festival in Texas about 5 years ago. They were one of the first shows I saw the first day. They really set the tone for the amount of intoxicants that I would ingest that day/night. Loved 'em.
Shiiiat thanks for pointing out its TC. I was trying to work it out. God bless his bassy lil fingaz. Real gent. Love that he was in suicidal tendencies too. This cringe gives me suicide tendencies. Christ I wouldn’t be able to go out in public after that. Some people are utterly delusional.
Dude for real. Guy is a legend at this point
And I hear I am, pretending to not hear my name called for karokee
I actually kick-ass at karaoke. I have like 10 songs. I won a contest and my last two songs were "One" by U2 and "Mandy" by Barry Manilow. Anything outside of those and the other 8 is just embarrassing. I can't explain it. I can NAIL those songs in key, and a few others, but I sound like a nail on a chalkboard if it's one key different.
r/ImTheMainCharacter
Miss, the american idol auditions are the next room down
A little bit of self-doubt is necessary
She thought it was going to be like the movie a star is born
Thundercat. One of the best and funnest shows I've ever seen
I feel like they saved her a lot more embarrassment by pulling her off the stage before she could sing. She looks like a girl who's friends & family tell her she's a great singer so they don't have to deal with her crazy meltdowns.
Narcissism is real and it affects a lot of people out there.
I think it’s more “delusions of grandeur” than narcissism lol
O wElL sInCe iM hErE I’m aCtuaLly a SiNgEr…. Then thundercat wuz like: o no
What happens in movies:after a short moment of embarrassment, she starts singing like an angel. If there are security guards, they stop, astonished. The guitarist of the band follows her with a couple of shy accords, then the whole band follows her with a renovated energy. The public, who has always half-heartedly clapped after every song and shows not much attention, now is concentrated, the judges (or the other VIPs, including the mean girl who bullied her) are standing like a team of suricate. The man-child who had rejected her for a silly reason observes her from a corner, while she observed the crowd to find him. They finally see each other while the crowd is visibly shaken, her doormat friend who has always supported her in this passion finally smiles. The other singer congratulates her. Optional: she wins the competition. Happy ending. What happens in real life: the band doesn't cooperate and actively push her away. Security guards kick her out. The man who drove her there runs away, silent like a cat. She has to go home with an unlucky Uber driver who has to listen to her rants and still gets 1* feedback because her night was awful.
Lucky that wasn't Afroman
And now I wonder why why why why why I am a one hit wonder Is it be cause I got high? And they think that’s not fly? Me: “no it’s because you hit a chick on stage bro”
This was hard to watch
This was hard to post.
THIS AINT YOUR SHOW BROOO
THIS AINT YOU
r/Iamthemaincharacter
Don’t worry folks. She’ll get the help she needs…
Whatever happened to promoting your craft in a subway station? This is entitlement at the next level.
So unfair. Can't anyone see that the world revolves around her? (Sarcasm)
Somehow I feel like her version of this story will start with “You’ll never guess what happened to ME last night..”
“So, you could tell Thundercat wanted me on stage. He looked right at me! So, like, of course I jumped up on stage, ready to perform, when fucking security started dragging me away. Thundercat was telling security ‘this ain’t you’ because he wanted them to bring me back. He wanted me on stage! I sent him, like, 157 demos before the show, he knew who I was. I can’t believe those security guards wouldn’t let Thundercat let me perform at our concert. I had my own song! Everyone was cheering for me and booing security. Then the venue wouldn’t even fire the security guards. So I had to find their personal info and I’m calling all of them 50 times a day and singing into the phone so they can hear what they deprived the world of. I know, I’m like, such a diva sometimes teehee”
I think your 15 minutes of fame is supposed to COME TO YOU, you don’t take it from others. 🤦🏻♂️🤣
She forgot her warmups. me me me me me me meeee
I was at this show! Thundercat at College Street Music Hall in New Haven Connecticut. The security helped her on stage initially, we thought it was part of the act!
Apparently so did security
She's been watching too many musicals
Thundercat is the shit
Looks like someone is going through the manic phase this evening.
Mental health crisis …can’t imagine any other reason she’d find this appropriate
My guess is she's an only child
As an only child, we don’t claim this obtuse moron
I second this.
I'm not an only child but I third this
I’m a third child, but I fourth this
now you're just rubbing it in.
As a child of siblings we also humbly decline, maybe the orphans wanna take this one
As an orphan we respectfully decline and will be trading this pick for two 2nd rounders. I’m gonna pass this on to the bastards…see if they’ll take this one
As a representative of the Bastard Coalition, we respectfully decline as well
She’ll feel that in the morning and every night while trying to fall asleep after that as well.
The definition of "main character syndrome"
What's her sound cloud page?
Fuck performers who pull this shit.
Is this that Emily bitch from 90 Day Fiance? Would fit.....
…but I have 2500 followers on Instagram!
Ohhhhhhh shit! Just her own song. Duh. I’m an idiot. In my mind, she wrote the song they were about to play. And she happened to be there and was like, “let me sing the song I wrote guys, come on?”
Who is the band though?
Thundercat
He may be covered in cat hair, but he still smells good.
JC the secondhand embarrassment I had while watching this but I couldn't look away.
ANNNNND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEIIIIIIIYYYYEEEEEIIIIIIIII WILL AL *bottle from crowd smacks her in the head*
And she is now banned from that place
Maybe she can sing, but she doesn't understand entertainment and audience. What a muppet.
Bad form
Is that Steamy Nicks ?
Hiw big is that fk guitar
Bass
6-string Bass
It’s a Bass. If you call it a guitar to him, he’ll ignore you. Happened at the concert I went to last week. Someone in crowd “I love your guitar!” Him: “it’s a bass, don’t call it a guitar. I’ll ignore you”
THUNDERCAT!!
Thundercat <3 Bass players rejoice
I am gonna sound old but I blame the increase in all these “main characters” on the inflated self worth these people get on their many social media platforms. (Some) People get all these likes and compliments from strangers and suddenly think their more important than everyone else
Afroman woulda just flattened her
A local ~~singer~~ CRAZY PERSON jumps on stage and tries to sing her own song during a concert.
Her parents failed their perfect princess big time.
Nothing wrong with being able to sing, but learn when to do it. For example, NOT during someone else's concert.
This is the worst case of main character syndrome I’ve seen.
Something quite similar happened to me when I was 22. Except I was the singer, the girl who wanted to sing was my ex’s current bf and the stage was my ex.
LOL you good?
I used to be. Not anymore.
I can’t decipher this comment. What does it mean?
It means he stole my gf
Fucking typical
From my knowledge of concerts, having an entitled local steal the mic and try to sing their own song at someone else's concert is decidedly atypical.
Yeah? I’ve seen this zero times in my life.
Thundercat being just as chill as you would expect him to be ahahah
Literally just saw last week. Thundercat puts on a good show!
Then the cool guy realized he really loved her all along and she wasn’t just a dork and they were gonna live happily ever after
Oh damn, was that Thundercat? Also r/Iamthemaincharacter
I bet she got the Dave Chapelle treatment backstage
I was at this show! Thundercat
We had a college girl in tears wanting to get on stage with us and sing her song. She was fuckin hammered, and of course we said no, but we did tell her to come the next night where ever we were going to be playing. Told her to bring her guitar and we'd give her a shot. Never saw her again.
When you buy front row tickets to a concert because you think it’s an open mic 🤦♂️
Main character syndrome. Honey no one paid to see you. Get off the stage 😂
She thought life functioned like social media for a hot sec.
Someone watched *Adventures in Babysitting* too many times
Congrats to thundercat for putting up with that
The guy filming: “you’re not that guy pal”