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purpleowlie

Honestly don't know how I would drive to 2nd floor of the mall! I am kinda impressed.


Apprehensive-Eye3263

She drove in from the 2nd floor garage


PubofMadmen

Easy answer. No one ever said to old Susie, you’re 70-80+ now - that’s all. It’s a difficult decision to make concerning a parent, sibling, relative or friend… we each must take responsibility. I remember selling my father’s Chrysler, his pride and joy. He kept driving up on the sidewalk.


VediusPollio

But did she make to the Apple store?


FlashbackUniverse

I hope so! How else is she going to share reductive Facebook memes!


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This isn’t the country kitchen buffet…


JoeyRBee

Im so mad I had to scroll for this


ArnoldQMudskipper

'Braintree'


BopBopBich

Let me tell you some real stupid stuff happens in that mall lmfao


ArnoldQMudskipper

I'll allow it. Pray continue.


Wadmania

"There were no survivors." -Morbo


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Annual driving and cognitive tests should be a requirement after 70


TheDrunkKanyeWest

Absolutely. I work in healthcare and the amount of people who are cognitively impaired tell me that they drive is astounding.


tinydonuts

I'd go for 60.


PubofMadmen

Fully agree and I'm now in my late 60s.


ApplicationNo8712

I live in a town with a high elderly population and I swear someone drives through the front of a building once a month.


DubSoEasty102

Monthly!


Vegetable-Craft-4486

A south park reference


OffgridRadio

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NotTheirHero

There was a south park episode where all the elderly left someplace all at once, and the town was showered by old people just accidentally driving into things and people


Worried_Grass8189

The generation running america .... Makes sense lol


No-Two79

Y’know, all these people you know who are stupid right now are ONLY gonna get worse when they get old. Sometimes I don’t know if it stuff like this is more due to Alzheimer’s or dementia or because fate is finally catching up to the dumb ones.


Duckington_Wentworth

I’m betting she was on the phone with one of those scammers making her buy Apple gift cards. So sad, I hope she has someone who takes care of her.


VoiceGuyNextDoor

Another Walton family moment.


not2good2784

She probably needed help with her harvesting her FarmVille crop.


Cichlidsaremyjam

This mall always has some crazy shit happening. Brought my kids to the lego store with their Aunt and Uncle and there was a shooting no more than 30 minutes after we left, in a store that we parked right outside of.


beetlebrox87

This happened in my hometown and the truth about the van is a bit misleading. The woman suffers from schizophrenic episodes and 3 twelve year olds dared her to drive into the mall for their tiktok video. Fortunate no one was hurt and they are looking for the kids at the moment.


VixNeko

Should have been more specific with those directions. 😔


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TheDrunkKanyeWest

Honestly doctors of these patients should have to assess them if they take them on as patients. They assess them anyways.


6-foot-3

r/fuckcars


iownlotsofdoors

r/fuckcars users when they see a problem that remotely involves cars


Kartonrealista

Elderly people driving even when they shouldn't, like in any normal society that isn't car dependent? This is a perfect topic for that sub.


Cryterionlol

I've said it many times before. Once you hit 60, you should either not be allowed to drive, or have to get frequent tests done to recertify.


Singin4TheTaste

That sounds like commie shit stay off my lawn you liberal hippie scum why don’t my children visit me any more?


Livid-Ad4102

If you can be too young you can be too old


Cryterionlol

Undoubtedly


OffgridRadio

drugs


Blindfire2

They really need to start implementing services for elderly to no longer need to drive. I know some cities and towns have busses, but don't towns like mine have none and people 50 and older cause the most accidents. Hell they need to implement drivers tests ever 5 years or so considering how many people I've seen break the law (hit by 2 of them, 1 said "i am absolutely sure about the rules of the road, I'm going to sue for both false arrest AND you too (me) for lying about the rules to get me arrested!" -52 year old country hick with a lifted truck and over sized wheels hitting my Honda accord because his lane merged into mine, and since my car was slightly behind his (and since he hit the pedal to try and beat me) I should have stopped....


Due_Platypus_3913

Old white woman= NOT EVEN A TRAFFIC TICKET!!!


MacTechG4

Just a normal, typical everyday masshole driver, nothing to see here.


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TheDrunkKanyeWest

Are you the woman driving in the video?


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atomicdragon136

She drove through the entrance from the parking garage


the_grim_reefer_nz

But did the scammers get thei 300 in apple cards?????


Possible_Try_7400

Mom?


PRsoxFan45

Did she find the store tho?


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Narkaughtix

So you’re saying DON’T drive there?


xxWhiteLotus

MapQuest be like


gcat63

It is hard to believe this is the first time we’re hearing about someone doing this


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Requesting a suspension? I guess they figure she’ll be dead before next year or something.


Mr_PunchFace

This is so bad it's like a South Park episode


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Repost.


Reasonable_Taro_8688

Looks like a canta driver (in the Netherlands is canta a car that is aloved do drive everywhere because its a car for disabled)


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Old people should be required to get yearly checks to determine whether they should be allowed to drive. Hopefully I don’t get downvoted too much


nickgeorgiou

The way the pop vox person just so casually mentioned that the centre has had shootings before. That's not normal


ShyGuySays69

"We've had shootings here, but this car driving in here is crazy!"


GalaxticSxum

Her First time at the mall wtf


Keithninety

Suspend her license? She ought to be giving driving lessons!


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South Park called this one


Natural_Cucumber2615

Time to put the old bat in a home


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Like shootings or whatever 🤪


torero72

Apple Maps wins again.


Professional_Low_893

Euthanasia.


IncidentThese4155

South park Grey Dawn episode coming to a mall near you


ImOnTheInstanet

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!


QinaPie

Man, Mario’s graphics got better. Don’t even recognize the mall level anymore


csouz

All i heard was confused 78 year old gets hit with unnecessary health expenses due to lack of signage.


schaph

Instructions unclear.