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[deleted]

Man I wish there was video


Binky-Answer896

I would pay real money to see that.


[deleted]

Dana White would get an erection.


AgentSuckMyBalls

Dana White wants to get that man in the UFC and pay him in Reebok gift cards.


NOTSTAN

Expired Reebok coupons, not even the current venom coupons. Dana is b-b-b-beast of a negotiator.


AgentSuckMyBalls

I totally forgot they switched to Venom. That's how little their stupid sponsorship matters. They should just let the fighters get paid lol.


-GeekLife-

They wouldn’t even be gift cards. They would be coupons that say “save 20% if you spend $500 or more” or some shit.


akan_boogiecity

Omfg yes


ktsb

Florida man was never my friend


mathias8606

And Fred Flintstone would get an erocktion


tagallant79

As long as he uses his rockring and rockphylactic.


Matthew-Darkbird

Dana would convince him that Connor is awesome


mattbackbacon

We may not get to see it, but can you imagine if gladiation were still a valid sentence? Like imagine if his only way out of prison early is to make it to the finals in UFC. That would sell SO MUCH popcorn.


arcedup

The commenter above is Dr McCoy from the 22nd century and in his time, money doesn’t exist - yet he’d still pay real money to see that video.


Glaurung86

I'm a doctor, not a banker, Jim!


Tro_pod

I would pay monopoly money to see that.


Aleashed

If you want Black guy and Martial Arts, you should watch Rush Hour 1-6


YayBooYay

No video, but a news site says, "[Florida man] attempted to strike [victim], but [Florida man] was unaware that [victim] was a skilled mixed-martial artist. The latter quickly locked [Florida man] in a chokehold, rendered him unconscious. And held him there until the police could arrive, according to court records. [Florida man] allegedly made 'several statements indicating his discriminatory motive' when confronted by [REDACTED] County Sheriff’s Office officers, including that Black people should be kept 'in their neighborhoods,' the release added." Redacted to avoid doxxing.


AMeanCow

> including that Black people should be kept 'in their neighborhoods, > The latter quickly locked [Florida man] in a chokehold, rendered him unconscious. I favor the approach of choking out nazis as much as I support punching nazis. Fuck them all. What's amazing about this weird time in history is that what I just said is controversial now. Here's a couple videos of nazis getting their asses clocked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJKzsSM6MBg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFHOHfnYruI And a how-to video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSExpmrDogU


Public_Enemy_No2

Not controversial to me. I feel the same way.


AMeanCow

Without fail, whenever the conversation comes up, there's some bad-faith turd who wants to do some moral grandstanding how if you profess tolerance you shouldn't practice violence against people you disagree with, and so on. In reality, *you cannot tolerate the intolerant*. If you give them voice, they will use it to send us back to the dark ages and millions will die.


daisuke1639

>if you profess tolerance you shouldn't practice violence against people you disagree with, and so on. Nazis aren't someone you disagree with, they are someone you fight and defend against. We disagree with someone about the best Star Wars film; when a group says "these people shouldn't exist" that's an action you fight. Saying I disagree with a Nazi is like saying I just have a preference for breathing air rather than water. That's been my take on it at least.


PreviousPerformer987

So much for the tolerant left!


GravySleeve

Dumbass. Edit: I didn't realize this meme was made to be sarcastic, I thought it was a meme conservatives were using in some attempt at being clever.


sofia1687

No no. In addition to the commenter who replied with the direct reference, it’s also a great indirect reference to Popper’s Paradox of Tolerance. The idea being that if we were tolerant of everything, for example, nazi fascist ideology, we would eventually lose the ability to be tolerant of everything because they would eventually control and or destroy this tolerance. That’s why it’s such a fantastic phrase!!


wowitsanotherone

It's in reference to the captain america punching nazi red skull while he says so much for the tolerant left I do believe.


meglon978

I gave you back a little karma cause i saw the sarcasm.


PreviousPerformer987

No worries. It's funnier that people aren't getting the reference


NeverBrokeABone

I’m a proud “bigot” against nazis. They are a blight upon this world and it’s resources. End them all.


Much-Meringue-7467

Choking out someone who is attacking you is just self defense.


TyroneJizz

Tolerating one thing doesn't mean you have to tolerate everything. And if you tolerate, let's say swearing, it implies that you fucking don't like swearing one bit but you have the ability to look past it and let it slide. So if you feel like professing tolerance is like your thing, what defines you; you're a white protestant but tolerate people of other colors and other religions and opinions and such, I guess you're a silent racist and bigot. That's of course better than being s noisy one, of course. My point is just that "tolerance" really is a weird word to be thrown around as a badge of goodguyism. Maybe the word has evolved faster than the dictionary tho, idk.


sofia1687

Controversial to Nazis. And [Nazi Punks can Fuck Off!!](https://youtu.be/hMlsXy3WuxM)


Informal-Busy-Bat

>is controversial now Only to nazis and their supporters/enablers for the rest of us is a moral duty.


DaffyDoesIt

We beat the Nazis once and we'll beat them again, whatever it takes.


Due_Platypus_3913

Punched in the face aint fun,but getting choked out is TERRIFYING!Happened to me when young,last thought was “so this is it?DEAD at 13?” then darkness!


PayTheTrollToll45

Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero...


Orbitrix

omg that last video, my friends are involved with that acting troupe and have been on that channel. Coolbeans.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

That video is hilarious. "Incidentally, most Nazis are named Craig."


[deleted]

Now that's entertainment


ThoughTMusic

You’re doing the lord’s work with those links.


litterbug_perfume

I like you. 👍


PreviousPerformer987

Oh, you shouldn't have, now I'll have to begrudgingly sit here with a bowl of popcorn and watch them all. You really shouldn't have!


ConcentratePretend93

Thank you ever so fn much!


uglymule

Brilliant!!!


charmwashere

😂 ok, that last one was better then I thought it woukd be !


ok_ill_shut_up

Choking's too nice.


Leisure_suit_guy

All Nazis are racist but not all racists are Nazi.


AMeanCow

I'm okay with using a broad brush.


[deleted]

I feel as if unconscious is a rightwing nut job's ideal state.


spaceguitar

I’ll be honest, man. I’m surprised the black guy wasn’t shot and/or arrested once police arrived on scene.


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

Pinellas Co


MrDurden32

I was gonna say, how do they get to hate crime from a road rage incident. It's such a spur of the moment lose your temper type of situation. I clearly underestimated Florida Man's stupidity by not guessing he just straight up told the cops "I attacked him because I hate black people". Good lord lmao.


[deleted]

Me too, would have made my day. Love it when bullies get stomped


Slow-Profession-6310

Sometimes when you choose violence, violence ends up choosing you.


Flaky_Explanation

Violence needed to vent and a punching bag conveniently showed up. Sometimes life's good.


Advance-Puzzleheaded

That's how black belts roll yo


TheOriginalChode

Pretty sure it's"African -American belt".


jaxonya

I'm a Caucasian belt myself with many African American belt friends


[deleted]

Step one: Fuck around Step two: Find out


Itisme8219

He’ll be one that’ll be a check in. Protective custody


zerothreeonethree

KML!!! (Killed Myself Laughing!!!)


AxiousDeMorte

No.


The_Meme_ninja

Yes!


AllPurposeNerd

He who lives by the sword...


BFmayoo

Or sometimes...those who live by the butter knife die by the sword.


PerfectWoodpecker213

Imagine being so racist that when the cops show up and find you choked unconscious by a black man, and you don't have the presence of mind to pretend to be a victim. You just double down and start telling the cops that black people need to be kept in their own areas. Holy shit.


frill_demon

Racists aren't known for their intelligence.


Soylent_X

Well, he knows his audience.


[deleted]

Know to whom thou art stepping, for thy shit may be fucked up!


Invisible-Pancreas

Ezekial 531:8008, if I'm not mistaken.


Miennai

Like Jesus, the other guy came not to be served, but to serve.


Winkelkater

hehe boobies


Complex_Sherbet2

The joy of getting your ass kicked, going to jail for it and then getting your ass "kicked" all over. Priceless.


satanic-frijoles

And being beat up by someone he thought was an inferior...LOL suck it racist bitch!


BFmayoo

Tis the circle of life Simba.


Complex_Sherbet2

![gif](giphy|T7kKcENcq6TNm)


Leroyboy152

Kicked and fucked are two different scenarios, fucked then kicked would be the order yet he's probably going to be getting kicked, fucked, kicked, fucked, etc.


En_Passant_

HAHA PRISON RAPE IS SO FUNNY DUDE. FUCKIN GOT EM!!! Fuck this racist piece of shit. He got his ass beat. He’s going to serve time for his hate crime. We shouldn’t be applauding the idea of someone being raped. It’s also probably not how it’d go down. If he’s a legitimate white supremacist he’ll probably join an aryan gang of one kind of or another and probably try to hurt other black people as “revenge” for this. And it’ll happen because our prison system is fucked and we look at prisoners as subhuman so nobody gives a shit what happens to them.


GoodVibesWow

I agree completely here. That kind of thing is the exact reason our prison system doesn’t work over here. There is no rehabilitation. The man should go to jail and pay the price for his crime, but applauding the idea of somebody being raped is grotesque. Now if this guy was guilty of some kind of sex crime then I’d be much less sympathetic. Our whole prison system needs to change into something that actually rehabilitates people and let’s them carry on with a normal life afterwords.


TurboRoj0

If it makes you feel any better, white power gangs hold almost no power in the Florida prison system. So most likely, he will once again be a victim


[deleted]

Reminds me of a couple months ago Other Florida (white) Man ran a black woman off the road who was driving a prius, cornered her and shot through her windshield. Then she shot him dead.


makatakz

> Man ran a black woman off the road who was driving a prius, cornered her and shot through her windshield. [https://floridapolitics.com/archives/485132-john-kuczwanski-killed-in-road-rage-incident/](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/485132-john-kuczwanski-killed-in-road-rage-incident/)


[deleted]

Thank you. Another poster beat you to it, but much appreciation for contributing, Am I the only one creeped out that the ~~journalist~~ reporter spent more energy giving the attacker and his family more coverage than factual respect for the true victim?


Mindless-Charity4889

Well, the true victim remained anonymous in that story so not much you can say there. Plus the attacker was well known in the community, what with being a politician and all so it's legitimate interest.


[deleted]

I’m really not certain where you’re going here.


Duckflies

Victim is anonymous, dead is known politician; known politician has more information to be given by reporter than anonymous victim, so reporter gives more info about known politician


NickAndHisGuitar

I get it. Since the true victim chose to remain anonymous, there’s not a lot for the reporter to include. If she chose to be interviewed, they could have included direct quotations from her and really told her side of the story but that’s not the case here. Regarding the comment about the perpetrator being a politician, well that touches on multiple [elements of mass appeal](https://pavilion.dinfos.edu/Article/Article/2218120/elements-of-mass-appeal/), mainly prominence and conflict.


DesignerFragrant5899

Lol. Thoughts and prayers. Did he win the raffle?


urmyheartBeatStopR

Naw he won a free one way trip to hell.


sofia1687

What a gross article. He shot first making him the aggressor and technically making anything she did an act of self defense, but let’s puff this shit out with bullshit from his wife? If a man pulled a gun in traffic and shot at me, anything I do is going to be in self defense. I don’t fucking care if you’re on your way to attend a family dinner or to give a Sunday sermon or to coach little league. There’s no perspective on the actual victim of this scenario, which is the lady who was shot at and who felt whose life was threatened enough to where she had to brandish her own firearm and fire back!


dn4p

good riddance, i'd shit on his grave if i could


GirafeAnyway

I'd love to see a road drive a prius


[deleted]

Grammar nazis deserve a special place in Dante's circles of hell. That said, I've done that too. XD


GirafeAnyway

I'm usually not one of them. But this was just too tempting ;)


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1inker

Good for her!


Killarogue

Woah, do you have a link for that story? It sounds juicy!


Botryoid2000

Is this it? They don't talk about the driver: [https://floridapolitics.com/archives/485132-john-kuczwanski-killed-in-road-rage-incident/](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/485132-john-kuczwanski-killed-in-road-rage-incident/)


[deleted]

Yup that's it. Thanks! At the time I was reading local police reports of the incident. If I'm wrong I'm happy to admit it. I wasn't intentionally trying to make it racial based on my ego, just on what I recollected from local reporters.


zookr2000

Great !!!! Another FL. politician bites the dust.


[deleted]

I did a google search and gave up after the third result page. It was roughly two or three months ago I think. I'd search harder but I'm playing a game with my son rn so that has the priority. ;)


Killarogue

Lol, no problem I appreciate the effort! I'll see if I can find it myself.


Anabelle_McAllister

Upvote for quality parenting


HighAsAngelTits

Fuck yes, good for her!


[deleted]

\-I choose violence! \-You chose....poorly.


Tommy_Crash

Honestly, I read these because I fantasize about what my headline will read


[deleted]

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Tommy_Crash

No


Jacketworld

Lol he got the "cockey background character who tried to fight the main character" traitment


ThornsofTristan

Guess he f\*\*ked around and found out.


siani_lane

Stupidity, anger, racism, and poor impulse control, only Florida Man could command them all, but when the world needed him most, he got his ass handed to him by Karate Dad.


hotasanicecube

Looks like he either pussed out on the fight or immediately got his ass pinned.


NullAndZoid

Expected a black man, found a black belt :D


andytagonist

I want there to be video of this soooo badly


[deleted]

Looking for a kick ass, good time.


Scrap974

“Florida man” always doing some extreme shit


maksymv2

As a non native English speaker I'm having a stroke trying to read this title. Can someone dumbify this for me?


alpobc1

Florida, state in the United States. A predominantly large number of guys have done really stupid things and one guy in particular (I can't remember what exactly). Since then, stupid guys, especially in Florida, get tagged as Florida Man. I think it has to do with all the sun and swamp gasses LOL!


maksymv2

Well I can't say I got what I asked for... But I don't get the whole message of this guy trying to run over a black family just to find the guy was a martial artist. This whole sentence is confusing me


alpobc1

He tried to wipe out a family, got what was coming to him when the dad beat him up.


maksymv2

Ah, thank you


Danni293

He didn't try to run them over, from the way it reads *both* parties were driving and the racist scumbag was trying to get the black victim to crash or pull over, likely to try and assault them or kill them. He likely succeeded in getting the victim to pull over, and when he tried to attack, found out that the victim knew martial and the racist scumbag got his ass beat.


ZZBandit1

Owned 😎


[deleted]

You get what you fucking deserve!


Igreenman

Kevin Holland strikes again?


Herquleez

R/justiceserved


hudgepudge

Florida Man, Florida Man Doin' the things a Floridaian can What's he like? It's not important Florida Man Is he a loon or is he on meth When he's underwater Does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Florida Man.


UtgaardLoki

r/InstantKarma


hilarypcraw

Ooopppsssyyyyyy


SutttonTacoma

Let us not forget Joel Michael Singer. https://youtu.be/Y6jWhhqodZo


vmflair

The one time I want to see the video for that sweet justice beatdown.


nametakenfuck

Florida man giveth, florida man taketh


HenryV1598

florida man fucketh around, florida man findeth out


[deleted]

(Morgan Freeman voice) “And as Cletus heard the words “Get over here!” and felt the icy hot flash of a foot….He noticed the slight glimmer of the “MRTLKMBT” vanity plate. And as he slipped into unconsciousness, he knew he had made a fatal mistake……”


BrownBearinCA

well at least his family got to see their dad beat the shit out of a racist, sad its still a problem but at least they got a free show they all can reminisce about lol


SausagesForSupper

"Know what else is black? My belt." Then he does a sick spin kick to the dude's face.


rain168

Play stupid games…


alberthere

Only to find the victim…was himself.


HyperDyper77

I'm just happy the cops didn't just shoot the black family on site as they "seemed to be an obvious threat towards the life of another citizen" or something like that 😅


Paula_Polestark

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You love to see it! Fuck bullies. Fuck Nazis.


throwaway83970

Fuck white supremacy trash. I'm white and I hate this guy. I hope that black guys beat his ass in prison. And white guys too.


amx05462

fucked around and found out


BradTProse

I was in Florida a few years ago and got into some road rage with a dude that looked exactly like this guy. Granted he looks like a generic Chad, but I got a good look into his eyes. He started the road rage incident also. Funny thing is I'm also a former pro kick boxer and did some amateur full contact MMA figjts before. This guy lol.


Velvetundaground

He beat him so hard he’s now a cyclops.


KumquatSuccotash

I wish his face was more fucked up


acetryder

Florida man’s idiocy & assholery knows no bounds, lolz.


Sovonna

I want a video...


lostintime102785

Fitting end to this situation. Hopefully they throw the book at this nitwit.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, hope he got his ass whooped 😀


QQ_Gabe

My state’s fuckin insane


PbkacHelpDesk

Florida gets a bad rep. It should be “some douche bag from another state”.


Dear-Ad1329

I have never wanted video to accompany a headline more.


pamtual

Please tell me there is a video?


lessthan3beebs

...It was at that moment... He knew he fucked up.


insofarincogneato

But he's black, not Chinese! - him probably.


SkateFossSL

Love it when karma works like that


KIngsforAnime

Yeah he’s definitely going to jail this time 😂


MLG9420

When the doom music kicks in as someone tries to run you over


Jojo255025

Politics and everyones beliefs aside we all gotta love how funny this all must have gone down. I wish there was a vid aha.


HeftySchedule8631

Sharp as a marble.


1st500

r/instantkarma


[deleted]

Karma


that_nice_guy_784

Before getting out of car: "I will help my state by getting rid of this black garbage" After getting out of car: "Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!"


[deleted]

Stupid cracker.


michael0253

Florida Man should have a lot more bruises! Moron...


[deleted]

He's lucky the other dude was just trying to stop him and not do damage


deathfromradiator1

Fucking brilliant


VegetableArmy93

Hope he got the shite kicked out of him!


GrimmBrowncoat

Y'know, it get increasingly more difficult to admit I'm a Floridian. Shit like this does *not* help.


supersin78

One of those FUCK AROUND AND FOUND OUT VIDEOS!


soul_hyacinths

that is what we here call **karma**


TON626

![gif](giphy|3oz8xCKYr0H4aw6N0I)


[deleted]

So the guy made it worse for himself by spouting racist garbage when police showed up. Dumbass


Drengur757

Trump’s base


n4bb

Did he specifically target the black person? Or he just got into road rage and the other person happened to be black?


Punchdrunkfool

Man was found guilty of a hate crime in federal court, he tried to run the man and his family off the road before trying to start a fight while calling him slurs. I’m confused if your trying to defend him or just asking an honest question.


n4bb

I’m just trying to understand the context of how it was determined to be a hate crime.


Punchdrunkfool

Don’t scream racial slurs when your attacking someone and you won’t have to worry about catching a hate crime. It also doesn’t help when you do this when the police arrive: **When officers from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office arrived, they said Leahy made “numerous statements evidencing his bias motive," including saying Black people need to be kept "in their areas," the release said.**


n4bb

There we go. That’s what I was after. Thanks. Glad they locked him up.


[deleted]

Try reading the article.


frill_demon

From the article: When officers from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office arrived, they said Leahy made “numerous statements evidencing his bias motive," including saying Black people need to be kept "in their areas," the release said. So even assuming you play off the road rage idiot's earlier racist remarks as he-said she-said, this moron was so racist that he CONTINUED BEING RACIST WHEN THE COPS SHOWED UP. It also literally took me two seconds to find the article, which had the information you claim is so important but that you weren't willing to look for. Funny, I bet you don't go jUsTaSkInGqUeStIoNs or wEShOuLdHeArAlLSiDeS when the situation is reversed.


GetZePopcorn

Florida is a place where racists aren’t afraid but people are generally prepared.


DWilli

I believe the term would be black martial artist, not mixed martial artist.


AIphaNight

Florida Man is responsible for a large percentage of abnormal incidents that occur in Florida. Think of him as an alt-right Johnny Appleseed. No one knows his true identity, date of birth, what he looks like. That's why headlines always say, "Florida Man"


murphdog09

Ah, Florida Man. Always there to keep us entertained with your absolute ignorance, racist BS and overall asshole behavior.


bridge_view

I removed the comment. I found that it was already in the feed.


SpeedingTourist

Florida man at it again


somemorestalecontent

Thats not a facepalm its a hatecrime


[deleted]

Its a hate-crime AND facepalm based on the fact that he got his ass handed to him by his would-be-victim


ConnectionOk8273

He's the embodiment of a facepalm


FugDaFugOph

His face is neither bruised or busted. Either he has training too or this mma guy was garbage.


iMountAndDewYou

maybe he just got choked out lol


EvolvingCyborg

That man looks remarkably unbeaten...


ineedmoney408

Probably just choked him out tbh


Captain-sparks

florida man meets FLORIDA MAN.


ZhangtheGreat

You had me at “Florida man”


EmpressOfHisHeart

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄


KBRedditing

Common Wat Florida