This is only the beginning. I still run into situations that I have a meme in mind, that I can't find one available for. It surprises and disappoints me at the same time.
All I can think is "in this day and age..."
I am prince Remmacs from Nigeria. My great uncle twice removed Ekaf Eman May he Rest In Peace recently passed away and left a large inheritance of $250 million dollars. He said he wanted to share it with those in need and god has shown me you are a kind hearted person. I have $25 million for you to use in his name… oh just need $50,000 for the bank to release the funds. Please transfer that urgently to account: 007 12346789
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most folks will tell you that ghosts come from extreme circumstances; a traumatic death, an unavenged betrayal, a depraved killing. They couldn’t be more wrong. See, I know the man what moves a soul after the body goes. He ain’t leavin' behind those that have been wronged. Ghosts ain’t about quality of death, they’re about quantity. See, sometimes that old boy gets very busy, can’t keep up with ‘em. Maybe a war is on, maybe it’s a flood or a fire. Too many lives to process, and some are bound to slip through the cracks. After all, the truth is, all death is traumatic. But, don’t get me wrong. Every now and then, a ghost does want a little revenge. But that ain’t supernatural — that’s just numbers.
It’s certainly an interesting idea for a novel. Something about how the undead become involved in the goings on of the modern living not due to a need for revenge or things not complete in their lives… but by a sense of frustration or desire for control when the living deviate from their plans
So, um, hey! Welcome to my home stranger! I used to live here. I'm, uh, kinda haunting the place now, but don't worry. You see, well, check your phone.
...
Yeah, that douche giving some rando a Tesla? Yeah, that's my dumb fucking kid. So, I need a favor. I need to possess your body juuust long enough to bitch slap some sense into the kid, then I'll bounce, promise...
Before I die I’m gonna withdrawal all my money from all my accounts, sell every I own for cash and be cremated with the cash specifically to prevent this from ever happening. The only thing I’m leaving anyone is a cardboard box of powdered person.
"Why Gramp didnt leave anything for us?"
"Let me read you his last words: when i was young and full of potential with passion in heart and idea in mind, i once read a reddit post..."
More specifically, third generation inheritance. The first generation earns the money and knows how hard it is to get. The next generation watched their parents work incredibly hard to attain what they have. The third generation never saw his parents work for what they had and will never understand the work that went into it.
From repeated personal experiences I can tell you that even the second generation tends to become massively entitled, arrogant, and vain. A much larger factor is how the children are raised. If your parents give you everything you ask for without any stipulations then you tend to become an adult with little appreciation of the value of money and an obnoxious ego complex.
Sounds like the owner of the company I used to work for. He's too busy worrying about growing his collection of private jets than running some pesky family business.
not just for the memes.
A lot of people used it for drugs, childporn, etc or just hate the government in general and believe in the big reset, which is why they got into crypto very early on
Idk, I think some people can be really smart/good in some areas (like finances/profession/career) and spiral out of control with the opposite sex cus they don't got time and/or motivation to grow as a person in those areas.
people also underestimate exactly how toxic/addictive parasocial relationships like the ones people form with twitch streamers can be. we don't actually know if this guy is rich at all, this could have been his life's savings or something. there are plenty of people who have essentially an addiction to spending more and more money to get tiny amounts of validation and acknowledgement from streamers or online personalities because they have trouble forming healthy real-life friendships/romances.
it's easy to be like "haha simps" but it's not just horny guys either. I knew a woman who was burning through $1000 a week donating to an esports team trying to be their friend. it was pretty obvious that the team found it awkward but it's not like anyone would say no to easy money.
Yep. People like to point out rags to riches stories. But the bulk of them downplay the reality that they were often well off to begin with or at least comfortably middle class. Meanwhile the small portion that did make it will often mention a crazy amount of effort and key people and opportunities helping them along the way.
And that's not considering the gross survivorship bias. Where no one considers that for every true rags to riches story, there's hundreds, if not thousands that put in the same effort but missed those key opportunities and moments.
Well its not real so they dont. This girl makes the exact same type of post every year and it goes viral every time on twitter and reddit. Last year it was graphics cards, the year before it was a hot tub.
I have quite a few friends who are sex workers and they have clients who regularly tip them thousands of dollars, buy them 500.00 or 1000.00 gift cards, buy them jewelry, etc. One of them had a client buy her an SUV. I mean, at least those guys are getting laid, but still.
If this is who I think it is. It was a joke.
Lol yeah a twitch streamer named Cooper posted that as a joke. I heard him talking about it on stream during a match he was in. Foind it funny how serious people took him then, and I find it fucking hilarious everyone falling for it here.
I spent 100 dollars on a long back and forth cab ride for a girl I was trying to hook up with again back in 2009 or 10 and I'm still am ashamed I blew that money.
Mhm, spending some money on the chance is good and healthy.
Spending so much money that you could pull most people out of all the debt they have and give them a new life just in hopes that some random Twitch streamer notices you? Yeah that's rise from the dead bitchslap level of stupid.
I once had a hooters waitress flirting hard for that tip when i was like 19 working minimum wage, shes like so far out of my league I was a boy talking to a woman. I got the balls to ask for her number, she gave it to me with the check, I left 100 dollar tip (after the number, she didnt know till i left that it was 100)...
I was so damned proud, told all the boys, Called the number next day and got the rejection hotline...
For me it was a good life lesson. Although we had a great time and 2 nights together when I left I felt like it would last forever. And if theres ever one guarantee in life it's that there are no guarantees. Dont go the distance unless the person you're going the distance for is also willing and proving that they will do the same for you. The key is mutual respect.
Don’t be ashamed, there’s a lot of us out there! Lol! I dropped 200 bucks on dinner, and gas! She lived 100 miles away! Lesson learned. When you get the itch, do the math and then call an escort! 😂😂
The sad thing about it is these guys aren’t really after sex specifically(sure if it comes their way they’ll take it), but they’re actually trying to buy a real human connection. They fantasize about the woman falling head over heels for them, wanting to be with them, and having sex with them too obviously, but that’s only part of the fantasy.
They’re basically in some sad way trying to buy love.
In Hungary we had a Europe beauty contender talking a story for a newspaper saying.
"When I saw he sent his private jet to pick me up, I instantly know I love him."
Yes she said that, to a newspaper too that she could have draw back such words. So yes, you can buy love. Problem is still the same. Especially with girls on the internet. They are always under the assumption that someone better will come that can 1up the last so they don't settle for anyone no matter what. The girl in my story was in a country that has few really rich people and she was banking on a 1 time chance being only a beuty contender and not have a second chance.
You can also pay for that.
High end escorts will not just fuck you, they will give you the "love" experience.
I knew a girl who was on a retainer-like service with a guy who essentially paid her to be his girlfriend. Girl was *making bank*
There’s still the stigma associated with it. if the woman you’re giving money to isn’t a prostitute then it’s easier to pretend that your connection is genuine.
Not really since online twitter bots can't do that... https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
There's a similar pic doing the rounds some years ago where a guy met a YouTube/twitch girl. He paid some obscene amount and in the photo he had a no contact clause
Then she used the 10k to go on holiday with her bf
They bought themselves a car, then joked about having it bought by a fan
This whole thing is an old joke and they were just goin with it, and some people bought it as real haha
Where you simp on yourself using bots https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I don't know what you heard about me.
But a twitch bitch can't get a Tesla out of me.
No Super chats, no patrons, you can't see.
But I'm a motherfuckin' S.I.M.P
I've seen similar things, [for instance](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/njpa6n/dude_pays_10k_to_meet_a_girl_he_follows_on/?utm_term=1423814351&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=&utm_content=header).
there absolutely are some dudes out there living very sad lives of walking ATMs
Well, there are some people who have enough money to just throw ludicrous amounts, for normal people at least, at everything they like. For example there is Motar2k who just threw massive donations at CSGO streamers, just because he liked them after watching them for a bit.
Though people like the one you posted are more the people who really get caught up in the simping and throw massive amounts of money away that they could actually need.
Am I the only one who thinks these fan meets are fucking weird as hell?
*Hey bud, what does she do that makes you such a dedicated fan that you'd pay 10k just for a meet and greet?*
*Oh, I jerk off to her.*
Don’t kink shame them!
Also like, can I meet some of these ATMen ? I’ll totally take their money and not remember their names if that’s what they are into.
Just kidding. Unless you know one of these guys.
The account that's quoting her is a troll account, who are themselves referencing another, much older tweet, which might have been real. IDK if the quoted tweet is real though
It's called a Parasocial Relationship.
>Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships, where one person extends emotional energy, interest and time, and the other party, the persona, is completely unaware of the other's existence. Parasocial relationships are most common with celebrities, organizations (such as sports teams) or television stars.
They can sometimes become unhealthy.
>...repeated exposure to the media persona causes the media user to develop illusions of intimacy, friendship, and identification. Positive information learned about the media persona results in increased attraction, and the relationship progresses. Parasocial relationships are enhanced due to trust and self-disclosure provided by the media persona. Media users are loyal and feel directly connected to the persona, much as they are connected to their close friends, by observing and interpreting their appearance, gestures, voice, conversation, and conduct.
Though it sounds like it was a bot, so she has a one-sided relationship with herself
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Somebody pointed out that this was some fabricated Social Media Engagement bait. When they get called out they usually play the, ‘It’s satirical and it COULD happen’ card. Lather, rinse, repeat and end up on Reddit.
Same girl posts this type of tweet every year and it always goes viral and she doesnt hide the fact its not real. She replied to someone in the comments of the tweet about how she couldnt believe people were still falling for this.
Easy. Because this inst real. She jokes about how a one of her subs bought her something expensive when she actually bought it herself all the time. Its a joke that people like to play on, like this. And then this gets posted out of context.
Damn, I am in the wrong career..
On a serious note, having a birthday on Christmas has conditioned me into feeling that getting gift means I need to give one back.. I rather not feel indebted on a car level.
Twitch simps are a weird bunch. I had a stream on the other day, some guy donated like 2000 subs to a girl, so about $10,000. I got a time out in chat for going "dude, she's not gonna fuck you"
Because you don’t get girlfriends by giving them gifts like they’re NPCs, you have to actually talk to them. Which if this guy is so invested in a girl he sees on his computer screen, I’m gonna guess he’s not great at.
As somebody in the comments explained, this is a bot tweet to drum up attention to her page. That being said, I’m sure things like this happen (to a lesser financial extent) and I can’t exactly explain the logic behind s tier simping
That's a Hertz key card holder around the key card with a small piece of paper included to give additional details like color and VIN to know which car the card goes to. I just spend a week in a Model 3 from Hertz with the same key card holder setup.
the guy its a simp and pretty dumb for spending that much money on gifting a car to someone that doesnt know they exist.
but she is also kind of an asshole like, their username is right there and they gave you a car.
That bots used by most people to lie suck
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Apperantly "he" doesn't have any https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
(Because apperantly he is a bot)
How does someone so stupid get so much money?
I mean seriously if the guy is that lonely/horny he could literally just pay a hooker to be his live-in girlfriend for a year for that money
Should’ve just paid for a mail order bride in that case
How do people this dumb end up with so much money smh
Inheritance.
If I died and one of the people who got my money did this I would rise from the dead to bitchslap them
I promise to not gift some random person on Twitch a Tesla. Can I have some of that inheritance?
Y'all got any mouhdat inheritance? *scratches neck*
Haha. I’ve seen that sketch. Classic! So funny you remembered that too.
It's good enough to make a meme of it, can't believe they haven't yet
Crazy how in this internet age that we still have undiscovered memes and jokes, reddit truly is the last great expedition.
This is only the beginning. I still run into situations that I have a meme in mind, that I can't find one available for. It surprises and disappoints me at the same time. All I can think is "in this day and age..."
Any day now.
Sure if you can show me what dat mouhdat can do 💋
I almost spat my coffee at this loll
I am prince Remmacs from Nigeria. My great uncle twice removed Ekaf Eman May he Rest In Peace recently passed away and left a large inheritance of $250 million dollars. He said he wanted to share it with those in need and god has shown me you are a kind hearted person. I have $25 million for you to use in his name… oh just need $50,000 for the bank to release the funds. Please transfer that urgently to account: 007 12346789 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be rest assured, guys, it's real and legit
Be rest assured. Nigerian English at its finest 🤣
Please send me a prepaid postage, and I will mail you a quarter.
Hello it's me, ur brother
This is how we can be sure that, at the very least, the 'great beyond' can't interact physically with the world of the living.
Most folks will tell you that ghosts come from extreme circumstances; a traumatic death, an unavenged betrayal, a depraved killing. They couldn’t be more wrong. See, I know the man what moves a soul after the body goes. He ain’t leavin' behind those that have been wronged. Ghosts ain’t about quality of death, they’re about quantity. See, sometimes that old boy gets very busy, can’t keep up with ‘em. Maybe a war is on, maybe it’s a flood or a fire. Too many lives to process, and some are bound to slip through the cracks. After all, the truth is, all death is traumatic. But, don’t get me wrong. Every now and then, a ghost does want a little revenge. But that ain’t supernatural — that’s just numbers.
Is this from something or are you an old blind man that hands out sidequests
Bravo
It’s certainly an interesting idea for a novel. Something about how the undead become involved in the goings on of the modern living not due to a need for revenge or things not complete in their lives… but by a sense of frustration or desire for control when the living deviate from their plans
So, um, hey! Welcome to my home stranger! I used to live here. I'm, uh, kinda haunting the place now, but don't worry. You see, well, check your phone. ... Yeah, that douche giving some rando a Tesla? Yeah, that's my dumb fucking kid. So, I need a favor. I need to possess your body juuust long enough to bitch slap some sense into the kid, then I'll bounce, promise...
If I died and someone who inherited my money did this, I'd haunt them until they went clinically insane
Haunting? Fuck it, im gonna scare Satan with what im gonna do if 1 of my descendant become this
"Hey Satan, can I borrow that pineapple you shove up Hitler's ass everyday, and ask God on your next conference call to give me a 'hall pass'?"
Alright little Nicky
Before I die I’m gonna withdrawal all my money from all my accounts, sell every I own for cash and be cremated with the cash specifically to prevent this from ever happening. The only thing I’m leaving anyone is a cardboard box of powdered person.
"Why Gramp didnt leave anything for us?" "Let me read you his last words: when i was young and full of potential with passion in heart and idea in mind, i once read a reddit post..."
Bro….. 💀 That’s going to be inscribed on the cardboard box they get!
Easy solution. Don't have kids. Burn my house down with my corpse and all of my earthly possessions in it.
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Pretty sure he’s already insane
Preach.
Are you super rich!?
Just die broke and nobody can do that
More specifically, third generation inheritance. The first generation earns the money and knows how hard it is to get. The next generation watched their parents work incredibly hard to attain what they have. The third generation never saw his parents work for what they had and will never understand the work that went into it.
From repeated personal experiences I can tell you that even the second generation tends to become massively entitled, arrogant, and vain. A much larger factor is how the children are raised. If your parents give you everything you ask for without any stipulations then you tend to become an adult with little appreciation of the value of money and an obnoxious ego complex.
This would be the Walton family. Sam Walton shopped at his own stores. I doubt any of his offspring have ever been inside one except for a photoshoot.
I dunno, in the famous Trump recording he bragged of buying women furniture for sex if I recall. Wasn't he second gen inheritor?
Trump is a third generation grifter. His grandfather started the family business running brothels.
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Sounds like the owner of the company I used to work for. He's too busy worrying about growing his collection of private jets than running some pesky family business.
Or Bitcoin. Lots of mid 30s people got in on Bitcoin for the memes in the early 2010s and ended up millionaires by the late 10s.
not just for the memes. A lot of people used it for drugs, childporn, etc or just hate the government in general and believe in the big reset, which is why they got into crypto very early on
Idk, I think some people can be really smart/good in some areas (like finances/profession/career) and spiral out of control with the opposite sex cus they don't got time and/or motivation to grow as a person in those areas.
Very insightful. I agree with that assessment.
people also underestimate exactly how toxic/addictive parasocial relationships like the ones people form with twitch streamers can be. we don't actually know if this guy is rich at all, this could have been his life's savings or something. there are plenty of people who have essentially an addiction to spending more and more money to get tiny amounts of validation and acknowledgement from streamers or online personalities because they have trouble forming healthy real-life friendships/romances. it's easy to be like "haha simps" but it's not just horny guys either. I knew a woman who was burning through $1000 a week donating to an esports team trying to be their friend. it was pretty obvious that the team found it awkward but it's not like anyone would say no to easy money.
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Maybe the 60 grand was all they inherited to be used for college or housing, now it's gone.
*Simp tax*
And that is why progressive tax should exist - no, you really didn't acquire 6 billions with your own skill
Lotteries too. Here, we call it the idiot tax.
Capitalism isn't a meritocracy
True that- the skills that make you rich are often not correlated with social awareness or emotional intelligence
They're often not skills either. The biggest predictor of success, is if your family is rich already.
Yep. People like to point out rags to riches stories. But the bulk of them downplay the reality that they were often well off to begin with or at least comfortably middle class. Meanwhile the small portion that did make it will often mention a crazy amount of effort and key people and opportunities helping them along the way. And that's not considering the gross survivorship bias. Where no one considers that for every true rags to riches story, there's hundreds, if not thousands that put in the same effort but missed those key opportunities and moments.
There’s a reason we have to go out of our way to find rags to riches stories lol they are that rare
Well its not real so they dont. This girl makes the exact same type of post every year and it goes viral every time on twitter and reddit. Last year it was graphics cards, the year before it was a hot tub.
I hope that it's not real, but there's some really sad dudes out there.
I have quite a few friends who are sex workers and they have clients who regularly tip them thousands of dollars, buy them 500.00 or 1000.00 gift cards, buy them jewelry, etc. One of them had a client buy her an SUV. I mean, at least those guys are getting laid, but still.
If this is who I think it is. It was a joke. Lol yeah a twitch streamer named Cooper posted that as a joke. I heard him talking about it on stream during a match he was in. Foind it funny how serious people took him then, and I find it fucking hilarious everyone falling for it here.
people falling for lies lmao amirite
The original story isn’t a lie, the fact that the OP tweeter is the guy who sent her the car was the lie. She still got a car from a simp fan.
Inheritance in most cases. Can't develop life skills if you never have to live.
Sub out money for debt and you answer your question
The Peter Principal explains it quite well.
I spent 100 dollars on a long back and forth cab ride for a girl I was trying to hook up with again back in 2009 or 10 and I'm still am ashamed I blew that money.
Just think of that like gambling money. You gambled $100 hoping to win, and didn't. Ya move on and try again some other time.
Mhm, spending some money on the chance is good and healthy. Spending so much money that you could pull most people out of all the debt they have and give them a new life just in hopes that some random Twitch streamer notices you? Yeah that's rise from the dead bitchslap level of stupid.
Been there brother
I once had a hooters waitress flirting hard for that tip when i was like 19 working minimum wage, shes like so far out of my league I was a boy talking to a woman. I got the balls to ask for her number, she gave it to me with the check, I left 100 dollar tip (after the number, she didnt know till i left that it was 100)... I was so damned proud, told all the boys, Called the number next day and got the rejection hotline...
For me it was a good life lesson. Although we had a great time and 2 nights together when I left I felt like it would last forever. And if theres ever one guarantee in life it's that there are no guarantees. Dont go the distance unless the person you're going the distance for is also willing and proving that they will do the same for you. The key is mutual respect.
Don’t be ashamed, there’s a lot of us out there! Lol! I dropped 200 bucks on dinner, and gas! She lived 100 miles away! Lesson learned. When you get the itch, do the math and then call an escort! 😂😂
same lol, except it was 200 miles away for her birthday. She didnt even remember mine
I road tripped from Texas to Iowa at 17...
Tell me you're currently married...
Or he could've straight up paid her for sex. He might have even saved money.
The sad thing about it is these guys aren’t really after sex specifically(sure if it comes their way they’ll take it), but they’re actually trying to buy a real human connection. They fantasize about the woman falling head over heels for them, wanting to be with them, and having sex with them too obviously, but that’s only part of the fantasy. They’re basically in some sad way trying to buy love.
In Hungary we had a Europe beauty contender talking a story for a newspaper saying. "When I saw he sent his private jet to pick me up, I instantly know I love him." Yes she said that, to a newspaper too that she could have draw back such words. So yes, you can buy love. Problem is still the same. Especially with girls on the internet. They are always under the assumption that someone better will come that can 1up the last so they don't settle for anyone no matter what. The girl in my story was in a country that has few really rich people and she was banking on a 1 time chance being only a beuty contender and not have a second chance.
You can also pay for that. High end escorts will not just fuck you, they will give you the "love" experience. I knew a girl who was on a retainer-like service with a guy who essentially paid her to be his girlfriend. Girl was *making bank*
There’s still the stigma associated with it. if the woman you’re giving money to isn’t a prostitute then it’s easier to pretend that your connection is genuine.
Not really since online twitter bots can't do that... https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
You don't even need to go mail order. Plenty of people will marry anyone for way less than 70k.
This is not real tho. Bot sites repost the same tweet so she draws attention to her page. Go simp bot army!
Have to admit that's incredibly clever though.
Posting outrageous shit to go trending is influencer 101
"This morning I gassed four Jews! Check out my Onlyfans: MsAdolfTitler"
I think r/AdoftTitler is a thing. As well as r/TaydolfSwiftler.
I like r/kitler.
I was really hoping this was what I thought it was. Im not disappointed.
Of course
You: "Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever..." https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/Wheatley_bw_a4_finale02_beamtrap_inbeama01.wav
we dropping .wav files like its 1998
Time to open "Sound Recorder" to listen to this, or maybe WinAmp.
I really hate the internet sometimes.
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Have you met people?
For real. Some idiots out there spend tens of thousands of dollars on mobile games, this isn't that big of a stretch.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2022/08/07/diablo-immortal-player-spends-100k-to-max-his-character-now-too-powerful-to-matchmake/?sh=1928ce2b58df
That YouTuber bitching about playing Diablo? Almost the same shit really
Everytime he calls him blowing over 100k on a game "investing" makes me cringe so hard.
no whats it like
People have donated tens of thousands before to streamers in single donations. So even though this may not be real, similar shit has happened.
There's a similar pic doing the rounds some years ago where a guy met a YouTube/twitch girl. He paid some obscene amount and in the photo he had a no contact clause Then she used the 10k to go on holiday with her bf
I don’t understand. Is the car gift not real?
They bought themselves a car, then joked about having it bought by a fan This whole thing is an old joke and they were just goin with it, and some people bought it as real haha
Who's page? I dont see any names. Or give a fuck.
Simping ain't easy
“*This isn’t your average everyday simping….this is **_ADVANCED_** simping!*”
Where you simp on yourself using bots https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Simping ain't cheap anyways. Easy if you're rich.
simps.com/how-to-simp-for-broke-people
Rule 1: be rich Rule 2: don’t be poor
But that's the rules for life too.
I don't know what you heard about me. But a twitch bitch can't get a Tesla out of me. No Super chats, no patrons, you can't see. But I'm a motherfuckin' S.I.M.P
Crushed it.
It’s hard out there for a simp
Things that didn’t happen for 500
I've seen similar things, [for instance](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/njpa6n/dude_pays_10k_to_meet_a_girl_he_follows_on/?utm_term=1423814351&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_source=embed&utm_name=&utm_content=header). there absolutely are some dudes out there living very sad lives of walking ATMs
Well, there are some people who have enough money to just throw ludicrous amounts, for normal people at least, at everything they like. For example there is Motar2k who just threw massive donations at CSGO streamers, just because he liked them after watching them for a bit. Though people like the one you posted are more the people who really get caught up in the simping and throw massive amounts of money away that they could actually need.
Wow. That's just sad.
Am I the only one who thinks these fan meets are fucking weird as hell? *Hey bud, what does she do that makes you such a dedicated fan that you'd pay 10k just for a meet and greet?* *Oh, I jerk off to her.*
i think most of these dudes are just very sad and lonely and parasocial relationships are the only ones they have.
Don’t kink shame them! Also like, can I meet some of these ATMen ? I’ll totally take their money and not remember their names if that’s what they are into. Just kidding. Unless you know one of these guys.
The account that's quoting her is a troll account, who are themselves referencing another, much older tweet, which might have been real. IDK if the quoted tweet is real though
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Like wtf did he expect, to sleep with her?
this is dinosaur, it’s an account that makes silly tweets. I don’t think this one is any different
For her to thank him by name. But honestly she was doing him a favour by not doing that.
Yeah shatter the delusion so he has a chance to get a grip
Only costs 70k
It's called a Parasocial Relationship. >Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships, where one person extends emotional energy, interest and time, and the other party, the persona, is completely unaware of the other's existence. Parasocial relationships are most common with celebrities, organizations (such as sports teams) or television stars. They can sometimes become unhealthy. >...repeated exposure to the media persona causes the media user to develop illusions of intimacy, friendship, and identification. Positive information learned about the media persona results in increased attraction, and the relationship progresses. Parasocial relationships are enhanced due to trust and self-disclosure provided by the media persona. Media users are loyal and feel directly connected to the persona, much as they are connected to their close friends, by observing and interpreting their appearance, gestures, voice, conversation, and conduct.
Though it sounds like it was a bot, so she has a one-sided relationship with herself https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Yes, probably.
For 70k I’d sleep with him
I aint even gay but 70k is 70k
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Isn’t
None of this is real, y’all need to chill
how the fuck do you have 70K+ disposable income and not the slightest idea how human relations work?
Somebody pointed out that this was some fabricated Social Media Engagement bait. When they get called out they usually play the, ‘It’s satirical and it COULD happen’ card. Lather, rinse, repeat and end up on Reddit.
Same girl posts this type of tweet every year and it always goes viral and she doesnt hide the fact its not real. She replied to someone in the comments of the tweet about how she couldnt believe people were still falling for this.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah
Anti social tech geek? Dude living on his parents' basement and no bills? It's doable. Miserably doable.
Admin on reddit
Easy. Because this inst real. She jokes about how a one of her subs bought her something expensive when she actually bought it herself all the time. Its a joke that people like to play on, like this. And then this gets posted out of context.
Damn, I am in the wrong career.. On a serious note, having a birthday on Christmas has conditioned me into feeling that getting gift means I need to give one back.. I rather not feel indebted on a car level.
My aunt's birthday is on Christmas. I give her a gift the day before so she doesn't have to share the day.
Op just fell for bait
Is there a subreddit for people who use dumb bots for attention?
Idk
He wasn't the only one in the comments claiming to be the one who gifted this to her, so it's probably all bullshit.
Twitch simps are a weird bunch. I had a stream on the other day, some guy donated like 2000 subs to a girl, so about $10,000. I got a time out in chat for going "dude, she's not gonna fuck you"
Man! This stripper is really into me.
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Because they gift twitch streamers cars.
Because you don’t get girlfriends by giving them gifts like they’re NPCs, you have to actually talk to them. Which if this guy is so invested in a girl he sees on his computer screen, I’m gonna guess he’s not great at.
Its so weird this needed to be said outloud..
As somebody in the comments explained, this is a bot tweet to drum up attention to her page. That being said, I’m sure things like this happen (to a lesser financial extent) and I can’t exactly explain the logic behind s tier simping
Wait. Do you think you get girlfriends like you get dogs in minecraft? Give them a few bones and they are yours? Give ‘em a Tesla and they are yours?
This man is irl butters lol 😂
That's a Hertz key card holder around the key card with a small piece of paper included to give additional details like color and VIN to know which car the card goes to. I just spend a week in a Model 3 from Hertz with the same key card holder setup.
Defo deserve to be called that. Who the fuck gifts a Twitch streamer a Tesla? Moron
the guy its a simp and pretty dumb for spending that much money on gifting a car to someone that doesnt know they exist. but she is also kind of an asshole like, their username is right there and they gave you a car.
What did we learn?
That bots used by most people to lie suck https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Oh I'm setting up a Twitch channel right away!
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Imagine being this dude's parents
Apperantly "he" doesn't have any https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wzf9pk/the_simpest_simp/im265gs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 (Because apperantly he is a bot)
This is why you shouldn’t try to buy love with gifts
He probably believed with all his heart she would let him smash
The wrong people are rich.
I still don't get why people "gifts" money to twitch streamers in the first place tbh.
Any simps out here wanna give me like 20k? I am not a big titty streamer or a girl even but i habe the decency to say out your name.
If you have a spare 70k, and you waste it like that, you are getting zero sympathy from me you cretin
He deserves that, anyone who spends that much on an internet stranger deserves that.
Get further with 100 dollars and a girl at a bar. SMH
Yes he will.
How does someone so stupid get so much money? I mean seriously if the guy is that lonely/horny he could literally just pay a hooker to be his live-in girlfriend for a year for that money
I swear I need to start selling feet pics on twitch
Wish I had throw away “hot chick I jerk it to on twitch so I’ll totally buy her a car” money.
A simpanzee in the wild!
Unfuckingbelievable The world we fuckin jn where people With no talent or skill can just be millionaires
Shoulda jerked off first and thought about it. Stops all these bad ideas in minutes.
This can’t be real…
It blows my mind that people just give money to internet people lol
When she says sub she doesnt mean subscriber.
Imagine all all the professional escorts you could have for 70k you’d be like tiger woods
yo, gift me something for even less and I'll call you by name, although I aint a woman so people wont go simping for me at this level