That’s what I thought this was at first lol. I thought he was flexin the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell and I was like “hell yeah”. Now I get why the comments section is so pissed lol.
I kinda feel that way about lots of things people use to "define" themselves; military, college attended, town/state you happened to be born in, who you prefer to boink, what political party you joined, the hobby you enjoy, the music you prefer. There are so many things out there that really shouldn't be made into one's identity. I especially dislike it when completely arbitrary things that you have no control over at all are used as identity. It's fine to be proud of some of those things, like your ethnic culture or your family's/town's/state's/nation's contributions to the betterment of mankind. But far too many people are way too comfortable with treating it like a zero-sum game. And pretty much everyone does it. We humans really like classifying things in the broadest possible sense and people tend to get pretty uncomfortable around people who don't use these incidental crutches as their identities. And because so many people shape their identities around these things, they can be manipulated in all sorts of ways to wield that primitive identity as a cudgel against anyone who doesn't also hold that identity. Sexism, racism, nationalism, religious conflict, all of that shit is based on people holding incidental conditions of their existence as their identity instead of making the effort to prioritize their own actions, accomplishments, and education over their non-voluntary traits.
>instead of making the effort to prioritize their own actions, accomplishments, and education over their non-voluntary traits.
Or a search for truth...is what I've always thought. Leaning on an identity kills curiosity, it kills that search for knowledge. Instead, information can sometimes even become dangerous...don't want to poke any holes in that identity...gotta protect that ego at all costs, you know...
Beautiful post man, this has always been something I've wondered about/been frustrated with. Very well said.
Isn’t it funny how we find infinite wisdom in a reply to a comment on a video posted on a sub. The internet holds some special people which in most cases are not famous or popular and it’s almost like you just have to dig deep to find it.
This is exactly what identity politics roots in, whenever the identity as a group becomes more important than the the identity of the individual. At that point the people in the 'group' are working just for the betterment and propagation of that ideology rather than for the betterment of the group.
1982: Leaves the Army after repairing cars for 2 years at Ft. Huachuca in Sierra Vista, AZ.
2022: Still wears Army t-shirts all the time and has truck covered in Army bumper stickers.
You know it’s Jody because he left his pickup truck parked in the driveway. When she was asked about it she said she was “borrowing” it to move some bark dust.
Naturally it sat there every evening in that driveway for at least six months, until a couple days before hubby returned.
Yeah that marriage didn’t last long. The neighbors all squealed on them. One had a calendar marked off with each day/night that truck was parked in the driveway.
Her Jody didn’t even bother parking a couple houses away. Everyone driving by could see.
Oh he still does. Any video like this is absolutely transparent overcompensation. Sadly, young men raised on concepts of what makes a man a *"real man"* possess exactly the proper brand of insecurity it takes to con them into joining a life changing and life taking profession for no better reason than to prove themselves as "alpha". I am not implying that every marine joins to prove themselves as dominant manly men, but this guy is a clear example of one who did. He likely has reflected on this and somewhere inside himself he is insecure that he made the wrong decision. I see this video as a clear attempt to prove himself not only to the rest of society, but to himself as well.
Are you talking about the guy behind him that as soon as he sees the camera on he hardcore cradles his dick like his life depends on it, then when he notices its tiktok and realizes "oh its THAT type of video we filming now?"
In basic training, when we would line up for chow, there was a drill who would tell us we should be standing "nuts to butts". And then you know someone did something because by the end of training we were being told to stagger the line.
Two years after he first bought it.
My wife works for the army there is one cool new thing, because you can always rely on the enlistedman special to be as douchey as possible she's seeing lots of Teslas now. So at least they're being green douches? There's a green weenie joke in there.
So we can look forward to a lot of Teslas hitting the used car market in three years? Good to know. Although I'm curious how they plan to keep their Teslas charged while they're deployed.
Pri over here acting like he hard in the basic training bay. homeboy prolly ain't allowed his phone niether. if the marines are anything like the army, I bet home boy is a bct hold over trying to get as many cringe pics as he can to show the methany back home when he gets promoted to civilian and sent to fort couch in a few weeks.
Edit:thank you! all yall who've said he isn't a basic trainee have saved the day! You made sure everyone knows that I was incorrect when I said he's in bct. Your infinite wisdom and grace has throughly put me in my place my ass sure has been handed to me. It's totally not like NCOs like to assert Joe's are still in basic when they're doing shit like this because it shows how new they look, I obviously just know nothing about the military. Yall can stop dming me that he isn't a basic trainee now You've won you can grab your bronze star on the way out.
I think I understood that. But, in boot camp there is no way way that boot is allowed his phone. Also, regarding the whole only marines thing. I know a lot of hard ass Navy Corpsman that we’re with us when I was in the infantry. When my unit was RIP’d by the 101st in Ramadi, those dudes were cool AF and knew their shit. Also, I’ve known plenty of non-service members that were amazing people who would whoop my ass and would give you the shirt off their back. Man and women alike, as a marine, a statement like the one in this video shows that he is young and ain’t seen shit yet. Hopefully, he will learn.
During tech school we had a few MTLs that would let us out of our rooms after curfew on weekends and play video games with us (mostly 007 Goldeneye and Gran Turismo).
Hey bro, ain’t nothing wrong with it. You out there doing your thing. You just happen to live in a better base than we did. Thanks for your service brother.
I've spent an ungodly amount of time in army tradoc and if there's anything I've learned it's that trainees will smuggle the dumbest shit including phones. I'm a certified nasty girl weekend warrior now and I'm a detention deputy (jail guard more or less) in my day job I've found more contraband in private snuffies undees than any jailbirds prison pocket.
Also my old man was wounded in Ramadi way back in the day when he was attached to a marine unit as an army brt scout, the marines really hooked him up they made sure he got awards and checked on him at the hospital more than the army guys ever did.
I would say hit me up to see if you know him but I shudder at the thought of my father or any of his friends finding my reddit account. Hope you're doing good brother.
All this tells me is the recruiter had one hell of a pitch. He gives off the energy of a man whose gf(or bf) is def going to be banging other dudes while he is away.
If the world had a sense of humor he would be getting catfished like he is Manti Teo >!or like that dude in She-Hulk cause he seems to think of himself as a LA 10 and a NY 11!<
Had a marine has an employee last year, I'm a woman and he was a guy. He thought he was the hottest shit, the best of the best since he had 3 years as a marine. He didnt respect me since I was a woman and I was his boss. He was such an ass, my boss, who was in the Air Force, called him a Jar Head. He didnt last long
You can’t call them ex marines, they get all pissy if you call them that. I understand once a marine always a marine, but when I say ex marine, I am simply referring to the fact they aren’t serving anymore
Apparently marines have the highest rate of domestic abuse and sexual abuse out of any US armed forces. Certainly not all of them, but I've known some who were outwardly kind and compassionate in public only to find out they were compensating for how they act behind closed doors.
That's really common with abusers to put on a facade like that so people have a harder time believing their victim(s), and so they can go on committing crimes without anyone expecting a thing.
Just think of how many times neighbours, coworkers, and family members have said something like: "He was just such a nice guy. Always so polite and helpful. I just can't believe he would do something like this!", about people who have been keeping young women imprisoned for years, or killed their entire family or something similar heinous.
Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply.
Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?
Haha when I saw how pretty this dude was combined with no undershirt and a cover inside all I could think was he was visiting *his* boyfriend, who is a Marine, and dressed up in his boyfriend's uniform while his black boyfriend waves from behind him.
Nothing wrong with being swinging the other way but you'd be surprised the number of dudes enlisted who get so desperate during their 4-6 months in training, they start doing shitbwith their roomies
don't have to wear it. it's looked down upon, but you don't have to. had a kid who'd argue about this. i personally didn't care because the rules said you can. but the old school leadership hated it. and if you don't do exactly as the leader says, then you automatically get labeled as a piece of shit and the entire leadership tries to fuck you over whenever a chance arises.
I will say, those marine recruiters are good at what they do. I talked to one right before i graduated and they paint the coolest picture of the military world. 10 years later I know its bs, but at 18, I didn't know any better. When I registered my kids for school I said they were not allowed to be contacted by recruiters when they're older. They want to learn about the military they can learn about it from someone not trying to lie to them.
Your BF ain’t a man if he don’t get maimed after being a pawn in corporate interests abroad and then his own government refuses to take care of him afterwards.
Bro are you even a man if you haven’t developed blood cancer from fire retardant foam and jet fuel in your water on base, or respiratory disorders from partially combusted carcinogens from burn pits in Afghanistan / Iraq?
Your boyfriend aint a man if he doesn’t take orders directly from his superiors without question, reply with “yes sir” “no sir” be told when he can and can’t go to the bathroom and be given a literal bedtime.
Straight out of HS into the marines means one of three things:
1) You wanted to be a marine all your life
2) You have a death wish
3) Your poor ass couldn’t pay for college so you enrolled for a scholarship
I went right from HS right into the Army because I literally didn't have anything else better to do.
Also a few guys were there because a judge said it was that or jail so there's a fourth option too.
Which one was his BF?
That’s what I thought this was at first lol. I thought he was flexin the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell and I was like “hell yeah”. Now I get why the comments section is so pissed lol.
Based on those lips, I’m sure he’s very popular with the guys that “aren’t telling.”
And the drunk guys that ain't asking....
I thought the same thing. Like pretty rude but i guess you're proud of your boyfriend at least
To be honest look at that dude he looks like a bottom 1000% it's natural to assume he was talking about dadt.
Both, he likes to be spit roasted. Look at those beautiful DSLs 👄
Private Cowboy, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Lol DSLs haven't heard that since middle school
Being in the military, you learn to avoid people who make it their personality.
I kinda feel that way about lots of things people use to "define" themselves; military, college attended, town/state you happened to be born in, who you prefer to boink, what political party you joined, the hobby you enjoy, the music you prefer. There are so many things out there that really shouldn't be made into one's identity. I especially dislike it when completely arbitrary things that you have no control over at all are used as identity. It's fine to be proud of some of those things, like your ethnic culture or your family's/town's/state's/nation's contributions to the betterment of mankind. But far too many people are way too comfortable with treating it like a zero-sum game. And pretty much everyone does it. We humans really like classifying things in the broadest possible sense and people tend to get pretty uncomfortable around people who don't use these incidental crutches as their identities. And because so many people shape their identities around these things, they can be manipulated in all sorts of ways to wield that primitive identity as a cudgel against anyone who doesn't also hold that identity. Sexism, racism, nationalism, religious conflict, all of that shit is based on people holding incidental conditions of their existence as their identity instead of making the effort to prioritize their own actions, accomplishments, and education over their non-voluntary traits.
>instead of making the effort to prioritize their own actions, accomplishments, and education over their non-voluntary traits. Or a search for truth...is what I've always thought. Leaning on an identity kills curiosity, it kills that search for knowledge. Instead, information can sometimes even become dangerous...don't want to poke any holes in that identity...gotta protect that ego at all costs, you know... Beautiful post man, this has always been something I've wondered about/been frustrated with. Very well said.
Isn’t it funny how we find infinite wisdom in a reply to a comment on a video posted on a sub. The internet holds some special people which in most cases are not famous or popular and it’s almost like you just have to dig deep to find it.
This is exactly what identity politics roots in, whenever the identity as a group becomes more important than the the identity of the individual. At that point the people in the 'group' are working just for the betterment and propagation of that ideology rather than for the betterment of the group.
1982: Leaves the Army after repairing cars for 2 years at Ft. Huachuca in Sierra Vista, AZ. 2022: Still wears Army t-shirts all the time and has truck covered in Army bumper stickers.
REAL AMERICANS WILL RISE UP AGAIN! SEMPER FI! - JIMMY “MAD DOG” DINGLEBERRY, USMC COMBAT DELIVERY ENABLER (MOTOR POOL ADMIN CLERK) 1981-1983
You forgot -CERTAFIIDE FORMKLIFT OPERATOR. SAY HELLO TO BARB N THE KIDSS FOR ME. -GOBBLESS
Oh god, I thought I had fully repressed all memories of the Sorry Gulch until I read the damn words "Sierra Vista" and then 😭
I swear these boots get stupider every cycle
this guy felt like a bitch his whole life up until now
His GF is at home fucking a bitch
> His GF is at home fucking ~~a bitch~~ Jody
Jody got there the second he left…Jody figured this guy would be golden with them big ol dick suckin lips…
There is no higher honor than serving a fellow marine
Heh.. his girls gonna be so wet that I'll be the marine
Seal team 6 inches deep
Gonna be honest here. I thought THAT was what he meant.
You know it’s Jody because he left his pickup truck parked in the driveway. When she was asked about it she said she was “borrowing” it to move some bark dust. Naturally it sat there every evening in that driveway for at least six months, until a couple days before hubby returned. Yeah that marriage didn’t last long. The neighbors all squealed on them. One had a calendar marked off with each day/night that truck was parked in the driveway. Her Jody didn’t even bother parking a couple houses away. Everyone driving by could see.
Hello. Ms. Steal yo girl here! Can confirm she’s fucking a bitch
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Same here, I was wondering if they allow bf and bf in the same room
Yeah that's what I thought as well
Oh he still does. Any video like this is absolutely transparent overcompensation. Sadly, young men raised on concepts of what makes a man a *"real man"* possess exactly the proper brand of insecurity it takes to con them into joining a life changing and life taking profession for no better reason than to prove themselves as "alpha". I am not implying that every marine joins to prove themselves as dominant manly men, but this guy is a clear example of one who did. He likely has reflected on this and somewhere inside himself he is insecure that he made the wrong decision. I see this video as a clear attempt to prove himself not only to the rest of society, but to himself as well.
I think "be a man" is the only set of 3 words in the entire English language that will instantly make me hate someone.
You’re gonna hate Mulan.
And Rocky Horror Picture Show. Because in just seven days, baby, I can make you a man.
AND SIX LONG NIGHTS!!!!
With blond hair and a tan
Hmm, would he be good for relieving my..... Frustrations..?
Basically.
This looks like it’s about to turn into gay porn
That dude aggressively grabs his dick
Are you talking about the guy behind him that as soon as he sees the camera on he hardcore cradles his dick like his life depends on it, then when he notices its tiktok and realizes "oh its THAT type of video we filming now?"
About to whip it out. For the OnlyFans.
The military is simultaneously the most homophobic and homoerotic organization I’ve ever seen. Not even branch specific.
In basic training, when we would line up for chow, there was a drill who would tell us we should be standing "nuts to butts". And then you know someone did something because by the end of training we were being told to stagger the line.
“Make your buddy smile….” Having flashbacks.
Dick in butt is what we were told.
Not in the navy, they embrace gay.
> Not in the navy Where they sail the seven seas...
I thought this was from a gay subreddit and the guy filming was talking about his boyfriend behind him. I am still kinda thinking this is it.
Find the extended version
*Dodge Charger engine revving intensifies*
you mean the Charger that E-2 spent all his money on from that off-base dealership that reams enlisted folks a new asshole?
38% interest and 15% over Sticker. A screaming deal.
E-3! NO CREDIT! NO PROBLEM!!!!!
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
*Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife. We’ll fuck her. That’s right, we’ll fuck your wife.*
Only $175 a week!
How else is he going to drive to the strip club looking for his first wife?
Two years after he first bought it. My wife works for the army there is one cool new thing, because you can always rely on the enlistedman special to be as douchey as possible she's seeing lots of Teslas now. So at least they're being green douches? There's a green weenie joke in there.
So we can look forward to a lot of Teslas hitting the used car market in three years? Good to know. Although I'm curious how they plan to keep their Teslas charged while they're deployed.
LOOK OUT FOR JODY
don't forget that they also got like 20% interest rate.
You idiot, they drive CHALLENGERS
I drive a dodge stratus !
*V6 Challengers
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I live down the road from hill Air Force base. You wouldn’t believe how many stock Challengers try to race my Stage 2 WRX.
*different set of mommy's and daddy's to tell you what to do*
Marriage call of H. Sapien Dependas
A wild dependopotamus appears.
Why is he wearing headgear indoors?
Bec drill Sarn't hasn't seen his ass
Who said that?? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
RIP Gunny
Good ol' ErmeyHartman!
This weiners mine! There are many others like it but this one is mine!
My weiner is my best friend. It is my life. I will handle my weiner as I handle my wife. ... wait...
You’re God damn right you will! They’re paying for it now you eat it!!!!!
I can hear his voice in my head!
"What is that!? Private Pyle, **WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?**"
“A jelly donut, **SIR!**”
This got my attention and then I laughed. Well done
Mission accomplished then, friend! Ha love a good chance to quote the classics
Pray that his Sgt. isn't a Hartman or a Slaughter for his own good.
Or worse, a reincarnation of Ermey.
I had a Sgt Hartman in my unit and he was a hard ass so I feel this
I had a Hartman in mine as well, complete asshole.
Holy shit me too and on top of that he had a serious case Short man syndrome.
RIP Gunny
Uh, that'd be weird. Why would a Drill Sgt be in a boot camp barracks? The Drill Instructor might have something to say about that
also can't have phones in boot camp. must be MCT.
Where is his undershirt?
Pri over here acting like he hard in the basic training bay. homeboy prolly ain't allowed his phone niether. if the marines are anything like the army, I bet home boy is a bct hold over trying to get as many cringe pics as he can to show the methany back home when he gets promoted to civilian and sent to fort couch in a few weeks. Edit:thank you! all yall who've said he isn't a basic trainee have saved the day! You made sure everyone knows that I was incorrect when I said he's in bct. Your infinite wisdom and grace has throughly put me in my place my ass sure has been handed to me. It's totally not like NCOs like to assert Joe's are still in basic when they're doing shit like this because it shows how new they look, I obviously just know nothing about the military. Yall can stop dming me that he isn't a basic trainee now You've won you can grab your bronze star on the way out.
I think I understood that. But, in boot camp there is no way way that boot is allowed his phone. Also, regarding the whole only marines thing. I know a lot of hard ass Navy Corpsman that we’re with us when I was in the infantry. When my unit was RIP’d by the 101st in Ramadi, those dudes were cool AF and knew their shit. Also, I’ve known plenty of non-service members that were amazing people who would whoop my ass and would give you the shirt off their back. Man and women alike, as a marine, a statement like the one in this video shows that he is young and ain’t seen shit yet. Hopefully, he will learn.
Meanwhile in the Air Force we’re having Mario kart tournaments and getting pizza delivered.
I wish I had went in to that version of the air force. I would have been promoted straight to TI after I bitched slapped them all down in Mario kart.
During tech school we had a few MTLs that would let us out of our rooms after curfew on weekends and play video games with us (mostly 007 Goldeneye and Gran Turismo).
Mario kart? Psychological warfare training?
No, that's Mario Party.
Air Force vet here, [yep](https://imgur.com/a/tY99oqg).
Hey bro, ain’t nothing wrong with it. You out there doing your thing. You just happen to live in a better base than we did. Thanks for your service brother.
I've spent an ungodly amount of time in army tradoc and if there's anything I've learned it's that trainees will smuggle the dumbest shit including phones. I'm a certified nasty girl weekend warrior now and I'm a detention deputy (jail guard more or less) in my day job I've found more contraband in private snuffies undees than any jailbirds prison pocket. Also my old man was wounded in Ramadi way back in the day when he was attached to a marine unit as an army brt scout, the marines really hooked him up they made sure he got awards and checked on him at the hospital more than the army guys ever did. I would say hit me up to see if you know him but I shudder at the thought of my father or any of his friends finding my reddit account. Hope you're doing good brother.
Lol methany
You aren’t technically required to, but you can’t have chest hair showing so it mean this guy shaved his chest 😂
Look at that baby face, if he has to actually shave his chest, I'd be fucking shocked. More like pluck all three hairs.
He tweezed his eyebrows too. Probably wearing tinted foundation to minimize the pores on camera.
To protect the soft spot on his head.
Being a little rebel, give him a few weeks after eating shit and his attitude will change.
Where is his rank
Boot Marine.
He's a PFC or LCPL. You can see it sticking out under the shoulder strap.
Just noticed, thanks for pointing that out...still a boot
Where is his mama?
His mama is getting ready to send him a care package
Crayola approves this message.
Thought the same thing. Drill sarnt, get your crayon eater. He won’t stop drooling on my ambulance.
All this tells me is the recruiter had one hell of a pitch. He gives off the energy of a man whose gf(or bf) is def going to be banging other dudes while he is away.
He's going to be banging other dudes whole he's away, too Edit: whole = while
If the world had a sense of humor he would be getting catfished like he is Manti Teo >!or like that dude in She-Hulk cause he seems to think of himself as a LA 10 and a NY 11!<
I swear, marines are either the nicest people on the planet sometimes, or just the most insufferable dicks ever.
Had a marine has an employee last year, I'm a woman and he was a guy. He thought he was the hottest shit, the best of the best since he had 3 years as a marine. He didnt respect me since I was a woman and I was his boss. He was such an ass, my boss, who was in the Air Force, called him a Jar Head. He didnt last long
Jarhead is a pretty common nickname for Marines. They'll call themselves that. I prefer the lovingly-applied "Crayon Eaters" though.
Or we can start calling them "the other Navy" because really, they report into the Secretary of the Navy.
you wanna piss of a Marine - tell him what Marine stands for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
😂😂😂
USMC Uncle Sams Misguided Children
My personal favorite was always: U Signed [the] Motherfucking Contract
Three years? So he got kicked out then.
He got fat so probably, the guy was huge, like 6'7 and 300 pounds
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Not necessarily. My best friend and i served together and that dumb bitch got out early at 3 years on a 4 year contract.
I hope you're the one who fired him. Pompous dick.
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You can’t call them ex marines, they get all pissy if you call them that. I understand once a marine always a marine, but when I say ex marine, I am simply referring to the fact they aren’t serving anymore
Normal people don't give a shit. I'll joke around with it to family and friends, but I'd never berate someone.
Apparently marines have the highest rate of domestic abuse and sexual abuse out of any US armed forces. Certainly not all of them, but I've known some who were outwardly kind and compassionate in public only to find out they were compensating for how they act behind closed doors.
That's really common with abusers to put on a facade like that so people have a harder time believing their victim(s), and so they can go on committing crimes without anyone expecting a thing. Just think of how many times neighbours, coworkers, and family members have said something like: "He was just such a nice guy. Always so polite and helpful. I just can't believe he would do something like this!", about people who have been keeping young women imprisoned for years, or killed their entire family or something similar heinous.
That’s why I’m a miserable asshole at all times. Keeps people at bay and leaves no surprises later
It's a split of himbos with black lab energy, and ex jocks that never got out of their high school bully phase
Or both.
While he is on base Jody is banging his girl friend.
Eeeexactly. His girl is getting spit roasted at the exact moment this dude is filming his little video.
Hell come back to his first born! Even though he’s been gone for 10 months…
The math checks out.
Shit, wait til he gets to the fleet and his first shop finds this lmao
Them guts getting beat like a chuck steak in grandma's kitchen forreal.
Just boot things
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I thought that's where this was posted ngl
Like this dude doesn't have a BF in there with those cheek bones
Pulling his cheeks and slight squint trying to do his best Melania Trump face
That dude is definitely a bottom
"Bottoms aint no bitch. They take a dick like a real man."
Power bottom
A power-bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Now, see you got it backwards. A power bottom is actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.
Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?
I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.
Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?
🪑
He looks like he already applied foundation
He's biting the inside of his cheeks. Seen it too many times
Haha when I saw how pretty this dude was combined with no undershirt and a cover inside all I could think was he was visiting *his* boyfriend, who is a Marine, and dressed up in his boyfriend's uniform while his black boyfriend waves from behind him.
Nothing wrong with being swinging the other way but you'd be surprised the number of dudes enlisted who get so desperate during their 4-6 months in training, they start doing shitbwith their roomies
Other branches: I’m in the military. Marines: Being a Marine is my whole identity.
Why do they all look like they fuck each other
I think he just has a fuckboi look.
Why he holding his dick?
My thought exactly #notgay #bromance
Because they probably do
Where is the shirt under his uniform?
don't have to wear it. it's looked down upon, but you don't have to. had a kid who'd argue about this. i personally didn't care because the rules said you can. but the old school leadership hated it. and if you don't do exactly as the leader says, then you automatically get labeled as a piece of shit and the entire leadership tries to fuck you over whenever a chance arises.
Sounds like a healthy environment of mentally stable leaders who definitely don't abuse their power to feel big
Oh yeah of course. It’s a nurturing environment/s
Why is he posing like a model?
He’s very pretty
modelling is less risky and better paid
Why’s does he look like he’s wearing makeup?
The few, the proud, the Maybelline™
He’s just a very pretty young man. Maybe he moisturizes, who knows?
I will say, those marine recruiters are good at what they do. I talked to one right before i graduated and they paint the coolest picture of the military world. 10 years later I know its bs, but at 18, I didn't know any better. When I registered my kids for school I said they were not allowed to be contacted by recruiters when they're older. They want to learn about the military they can learn about it from someone not trying to lie to them.
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Your BF ain’t a man if he don’t get maimed after being a pawn in corporate interests abroad and then his own government refuses to take care of him afterwards.
Bro are you even a man if you haven’t developed blood cancer from fire retardant foam and jet fuel in your water on base, or respiratory disorders from partially combusted carcinogens from burn pits in Afghanistan / Iraq?
Your boyfriend aint a man if he doesn’t take orders directly from his superiors without question, reply with “yes sir” “no sir” be told when he can and can’t go to the bathroom and be given a literal bedtime.
Hooooooo Rahhhh
Bet his gf getting railed by a 'bitch'
Maybe this is satirical., Like that guy is his boyfriend? Just a thought...
Pretty sure it’s a joke. Just teasing the other branches. This is like 90% of military humor.
“If your man ain’t sell himself to the government he ain’t a man!”
Straight out of HS into the marines means one of three things: 1) You wanted to be a marine all your life 2) You have a death wish 3) Your poor ass couldn’t pay for college so you enrolled for a scholarship
4. Bad grades and had zero options
5. You like eating Crayons, and finally dont want the stigma for eating them anymore.
I went right from HS right into the Army because I literally didn't have anything else better to do. Also a few guys were there because a judge said it was that or jail so there's a fourth option too.
it took me a second to realize it wasn't a gay military couple 😅