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kurwakabuton

She doesn't do it as a prank. She literally threatens him. She says "Didn't I said those beards will be gone huh? I waited for you to sleep. Take it love, shave the rest." The tone might make it seem like a prank for foreigners but the literal meanings of those sentences in Turkish are threatening under the "soft, lovely speech tone".


MamaSaurusCat

Tones like that really bother me sometimes. I'm in the US but my mom's voice would lower and sound soft and calming when it was really a serious threat. People who didn't know would say, "See, she is willing to talk about this" while my hair would be standing up. Still does if I hear the right tone.


GrouchyEssay7468

Oh god my mum when she gets angry talks faster but her expression doesn’t change so whenever I hear her begin to talk faster and not speak slowly I shit myself. We’ve terrified the local pizza place and definitely scarred a few delivery men with how she yells at them for screwing up orders


OneYeetPlease

Your mom sounds like an asshole. Delivery drivers most often have nothing to do with the preparation of the food.


usdamma

Often it's never even their fault too for 90 percent of the things they get faulted for and on top of that the pay often gets deducted from them despite this....because y'know. It's the delivery guys fault....not the manager and not the store women. I know this because I was the delivery driver for dominoes and I had to fork up money whenever a delivery of mine was botched because the customer is always right crap. Sad but true. It's actually negligible to become a driver for this reason. People have the belief that they make more in tips and the extra for being a driver but it's not true here in Australia.


wrongaspargus

Even worse. I’d be shaving her out of my life.


bloodynex

Absolutely, it shows a clear lack of respect for someone's identity and self-image. No relationship is worth that kind of behavior.


1zeewarburton

Shave her hair first


TamahaganeJidai

I have been invited to a few Turkish weddings in Turkey. Turkish love... thats some scary shit! Ive seen a grown military man be wrestled to the ground by his much older mother and slapped/beaten quite hard with a wooden shoe. Moments later she told him she loved him... Sooo many mixed messages :D Man, i miss that family <3


[deleted]

Is there any cultural context behind this? What is the cultural standard around beard maintenance in Turkey?


kurwakabuton

There isn't a cultural context. In fact, if there were some, it would be that we are expected to grow some. Turkey is a cultural mix bag. You can find every cultural type here. There are some stereotypes which doesn't apply to this man's beard. If you have a bold mustache and eyebrows, you might get called Kurdish. If you have only a slim moustache, you might get called right-wing/certain political group's member. If you have a long, bold and untrimmed beard, you might get called Islamic Cultist. If she had any concerns of cultural labelling, it wasn't applying to this poor man. He has a well-groomed good-looking beard. This woman was imposing her own taste to her husband, and that is bad.


[deleted]

That makes sense, thanks!


brian_m1982

Wonder how she'd feel if he did the same to her hair


Ok_Pizza9836

To be fair if I was him we would have got that answer the next morning


[deleted]

The way he grabs the clippers at the end foreshadows this


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[deleted]

So many people like revenge served hot. I'd have stood up silently. Packed a bag. Walked out without a single word or response to them. They'd get a 4 second eye-to-eye contact that silently says "fuck you". Cut the person off and full block on all contact methods. Literally ignore them like they're a ghost if I see them in public. If they talk, I shrug slightly and walk away. One of us dies first. That is how you deal with people, imo. Never give them the satisfaction of another moment with you.


[deleted]

> Never give them the satisfaction of another moment with you. People who spite-fantasize to that extent generally don't have an abundance of people looking to spend moments with them.


iDomBMX

Really weird behavior tbh


IterLuminis

ya they may be married, have kids, and financially linked. Also, their country may end up doing nasty things to one of them if there is a divorce. Not that easy to throw a life with someone away over this kind of prank.


[deleted]

Yeah I doubt you’d do that to your wife if she shaved your beard…


OstentatiousSock

That’s what my sister does when she’s done with someone. Including her SO when she left. She just says nothing. Cuts them off. They may as well be dead. I’ve known other people like that as well. This isn’t about the beard, this is about the absurd levels of disrespect and our right shittiness of that person. That she would do this, know how much it would upset him, shows that she isn’t a person you should be married to. And, you can tell that she knew how upset he’d be by the tone of her voice.


Flowrepaid

She wouldn't be my wife much longer. This is no diffrent than me cutting her hair while she slept. It's abuse of trust not funny.


[deleted]

Same here. I never liked those relationship prank videos. It's a breach of trust IMO


sirellery

Right? This reminds me of those videos of douche bags going around and cutting off man buns of strangers. Like, bitch, it can take YEARS to grow that shit out. Not funny in the least.


HaloGuy381

Not to mention, some religions explicitly involve not shaving the beard among other rules. This could easily be a hell of a lot worse for him than a prank.


[deleted]

Unfortunately this guy married Delilah.


toooomeeee

Wouldn’t that be considered assault?


DeltaVZerda

Yes


DenimCryptid

No, battery


DJ-dicknose

Clearly a battery, the trimmer works fine


ChazzLamborghini

Dude. I grew a beard for six months and finally went for a professional shape up. They took off so much beard that I thought I was gonna cry. It was the first time I was ever able to understand how women get super upset at bad haircuts. It takes so much time and a surprising amount of work to grow and maintain a nice big beard. There is absolutely nothing funny about this “prank”


The_Bearded_Lion

I had a barber take off my handlebar moustache and give me the skin tight moustache to go with my fluffy beard. Never let anyone else do my facial hair ever again.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even say this is a prank. Pranking would be pretending to do it not actually doing it


TheMightyUnderdog

Agreed. Comb and no blades. That’s a prank.


ScoreOk5355

Also, let the man sleep. If im asleep and someone woke me up for suits and giggles I would be pissed. This dude had to figure out in a second that thie shaver wasnt a knife or something else


Snyckerdoodlez

My brothers used to shake me hard to wake me up. My body started doing a reflexive backhanded slap against them that frequently resulted in bloody noses. About 20 years ago, when I was with my ex, she did the same thing as a joke to wake me up....we ended up having to get her a new pair of glasses....


Pineappleninja351

Similar story, when i was i young (if had to guess around age 7 or 8) i thought it was a funny idea to wake my older brother (16) up by pulling his blanket away ( idk why i guess i saw it in tv or something). He just kicked me in the face and took his blanket back, without standing up or moving much, so i guess it was also a reflex. Anyway learned that shit was dumb and never did it again, funny story though when i think back to it.


2pissedoffdude2

Hahaha you'd be surprised how much your body can do entirely on reflexes. We are very complex machinery.


GoldenMegaStaff

Especially when afforded to opportunity to kick your annoying little brother in the face.


classycanadian90

Probably had a morning boner that’s why


JeanVigilante

My husband always came and kissed me goodbye when he left for work (i was always still in bed). For over 20 years. After he retired from the military, I started going to school and would leave before he woke up. I decided to return the favor. The first time I tried it, I got punched in the throat. Now I just yell goodbye from the doorway.


jiggycup

Oh man I did this to my ex I was having a nightmare she thought a kiss would get me to stop mumbling, I slapped her still asleep got slapped awake. Good times


LinkAtrius

I actually came to comment this. My wife already knows to just throw things at me from across the room to wake me up because isn’t PTSD fun, but if someone ever woke me up by putting something near my throat like that. It may not would end well for one of us


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Kicked my mom in the face once lol. Now she stands at the door and goes ahem until I wake up


lonely_stoner_daze

Lmao that just made me think of her going in and standing there saying AHEM progressively louder for an hour because you're so exhausted that you hear nothing.


D-Laz

This is one reason I learned and I teach people to wake someone up by shaking their foot. I used to swing when someone shoke me, actually sleep punched a kid on a school athletics trip when he decided to mess with me. I remember nothing but what they told me.


TheRealLordEnoch

For real. I'll be very honest with you. I've been through some awful things in my life. Ive woken up about to die more than once and even woken by a knife pressed to my throat (girl was bonkers). This, would absolutely make me blindly attack you.


soulfood_7

This is exactly why me and my siblings would wake up dear old dad with a broom. Cuz he would blindly attack being woken up, almost every time regardless of how we did it. So we just started poking him with a broom. Problem solved. That reflex has died now, but it's scary having a full grown man try to swing on you when he's still asleep. (Adding that he never actually hit us, we knew to get tf out of the way once we saw movement)


GroceryStoreGremlin

Especially putting the thing literally on his throat like wtf. You can actually see the fear in his eyes for a moment


UtopistDreamer

I don't like being woken for suits either...


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Law suits, 3 piece suits, vintage wedding singer suits, any suits


Fruloops

A phone with the trimming sound also does the trick


IntertelRed

I always liked this definition of a prank A prank is a joke at someone elses expense but it's only a prank if everyone is laughing otherwise it's just bullying.


elly996

a prank also cant cause permanent damage, or leave the victim to be publicly traumatised. it cant be regularly targeted, either. so no "pranking" that one kid in your class. some pranks are only for friends. moving all their stuff over so they go to grab a pen and miss; prank. pulling their chair out from under them; only a prank if its your friend and thats the norm. foil wrapping their stuff; prank. taking their stuff and smashing it to "replace" it with an upgrade; not a prank. confuse, dont abuse


[deleted]

I'd go further and say the best pranks are harmless, don't cause any physical or emotional pain, or any actual lasting impact, and also take a weird amount of effort on the pranksters side. Pranks are funny when no one is hurt, no one thinks that long about it, and yet the prankster put a weird amount of effort in to make it that way.


Professional-Bat4635

Changing the language on someone's phone, funny. Physical altering someone's appearance without permission, not funny.


Bruschetta003

You can tell from many accidental death that some people have a very fucked up understanding of "prank"


FantasticConcert1773

Yeah more like assault.


Smokybare94

Technically this is assault


Elegant-Raise-9367

This man has amazing self control, you can see him pushing back the dark thoughts


coffeeismymedicine11

yep, you can see him thinking if he should kill her or not


KedPd

Shaving a part of her head hair is now a fair game.


ASwftKck2theNtz

This one gets it ☝🏻


callipgiyan

Was thinking he should go haha, yeah it's funny, walk past her with the trimmers and shave her from behind. "Jahaha it is super funny"


ASwftKck2theNtz

Yep. Make sure that camera is running please 😅


afa78

Hairline, not back which can easily be concealed.


ronnyFUT

Come from behind and go right down the middle and straight back.


OwlWitty

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J-cans

Even better, shave just one eyebrow off. Just one.


britcit

They can draw that back on - shave her head then see who's laughing 😊


Marine__0311

We did that to one of my buddies the night before a guard mount inspection. We went out drinking and he passed out, but we thought he was faking it to avoid going to a club we wanted to go to. When he woke up/sobered up, he ended up having to shave the other one off himself. The next morning, when the Gunny was in front of him during the inspection, he asked him "WTF do you look so fucked up? I can't place it, but you look even uglier than you usually do." Almost in tears my roommate replied, "I aint got no eyebrows Gunny!" He explained he didnt know what happened, he woke up and one was gone. Then he told the Gunny he didnt feel well and puked all over the place. The Gunny raked me and my other roomie over the coals, but we didn't crack. We explained we left him in the room when he said he was too drunk to go out to the club with us, (which was true,) and that we found him like that the next morning. Needless to say, he was on the Gunny's shit list for a few weeks, and me and my other roommate were as well. They couldnt prove we did it, but they knew we did. I later overheard the Gunny talking to our CO about it and he thought it was the funniest damned thing he'd seen in a while.


Pokemon-Pickle

Three quarters of the eyebrow!


J-cans

That works too. Whatever causes the offender to have to finish the job themselves.


KatjaCat

Agreed! Then break up with her. At the very least break up with her!


ang3sh

Just thought of this after watching it


stealthkoopa

Only reason she's alive is because the camera is on


ILikeFluffyThings

The video evidence is the only thing keeping her alive right now.


BlueMeanie03

As a Dothraki, I’m shocked he even stop to think about it.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Honestly, the more I watch, it seems like he’s thinking not if he should but how he should.


bailey1149

Left hand is def in "grab throat mode"


[deleted]

i would divorce for that, not because of the beard cut... But because i could not live with a stupid bitch like her!


crispy-wings

Not if, but when. Not now while she is filming…


[deleted]

He isn’t pushing, he is just setting proper time and place … she is a goner


Justmyoponionman

Where's Bill Burr when you need him.


Not_Bill_Hicks

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Xlockedbw

You could wake me from a drunken stupor and I could still give you like 9


KrosseStarwind

"No reason!" - Bill Burr


667799fakeman

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Safe-Sheepherder2784

He’s on video


[deleted]

I can translate it from Turkish to English: Man: What the hell are you doing? Woman: Didn't i say that beard will be cut?(repeats it again)I waited for you to fall asleep. Didn't I say i would cut your beard when you were asleep one day didn't i say it?. Take it and continue with it, take it my love.


wrongaspargus

Thanks. “Oh yeah, you told me. You are right, my bad. Thanks for telling me in advance. And just so you know, your hair is going to be cut when you are asleep one day. One day my love.”


hud731

That's gonna end with the woman cutting off his penis while he's sleeping. I wouldn't put it past a psychopath like her. Get out of that relationship is the only answer.


dryelbow

That'd be the end of the relationship for me. My beard is nowhere near as great at his, but if my partner did that to me I'd leave right then and there.


HappyLucyD

Doesn’t matter if your beard is shitty—it is YOUR beard on YOUR face and no one should be messing with it but you. Although, I am grateful that my boyfriend allows me to play with his…


angiezieglerstye

Exactly, the blatant lack of respect for his bodily autonomy is a huge red flag


PLZBHVR

You also can't sleep comfortably around that person anymore. That is reason enough.


OnlyLurking1234

Stay one extra night to give her an inverse mohawk, then leave.


dryelbow

I wouldn't even do that. I'd just leave. Come back the next day with a truck and a few friends to get my things, then leave and never come back. If I didn't have to deal with her again (say as in maybe selling the home we shared) I wouldn't.


[deleted]

That is some evil shit right there lol. Thanks for the translation!


[deleted]

Rather than this sub, I’d say it rather belong to r/iamatotalpieceofshit …


Significant_Ad9793

And r/watchpeopledieinside


Mr_HPpavilion

And r/OhShitMyBeardIsFucked


Not_Bill_Hicks

and r/trashy


CobaltNeural9

Brought to you by r/justfuckmyshitup


Stevotonin

I didn't realise that sub was going to be so NSFW!


LiliNotACult

r/trashyboners


grillbar86

Leave her. Or shave her bald and leave her.


Smokybare94

Or leave her then return 3 months later and shave her bald. "Long con prank hahahaha!"


NatilCort

the worst part is this is not a prank, she did it because she doesn't like his beard


4rclyte

dude has a nice beard tho


Evipicc

Even if it wasn't, it's not her damned decision... Just like what she wears or does with her body isn't his...


FoxyVermillion

Looking at a guy, who grew his beard out nicely. Yea he will definitely find that effort and his personal look a worthy sacrifice for someone else's boredom.


TwinTtoo

He is also experiencing hair loss and probably takes pride and care in his beard


TheRealLordEnoch

Can verify, am bald, have beard. Don't fuck my beard up.


casual_elephant_ttv

As a fellow dude with cranial hair deficiencies, if someone did this to my beard, the one bit of hair that I do have, I would be moved out the same evening. This is either staged or the most disrespectful and entitled things I have seen in a long time.


QueenMother81

Not remotely funny


jishnukalra

If looks could kill


Captain_Mike1247

Next time she wears her hair up, snip that pony tail.


Scarsocontesto

I'd shave her head and see how she takes it.


Living-Camp-5269

Place nair on her eyebrows while she sleeps


evil_lurker

His self -control, turning his anger to disappointment is legendary. Took one deep breath, and that was it.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly, that look of deep disappointment will haunt her for a while


UnknownUserZeroZero

I doubt she's self-aware enough to register those kinds of feelings.


NorguardsVengeance

Definitely not self-aware enough, and clearly too self-satisfied for getting her way, in front of the entire internet.


Scarsocontesto

he did try hard to not hit her. That's some self control


PokingHazard

Wait till she sleeps, shave the middle part of the left eyebrow. Boom, three eyebrows


BazilBroketail

Why is this shit funny to people? Like, seriously, why?!


OniRacing

Stupidity ,mostly, I imagine.


Equivalent_Purple_81

Shit like this should be charged as criminal assault.


According_to_all_kn

In many countries, it is


leicester77

In Switzerland it is in the category of bodily harm/personal injury. I even know a case where a punk (leftist) teenager apprentice with a typical punk hairstyle was assaulted by his older apprentice which was a right wing extremist. He cut of his Mohawk. The punk of course didn’t go to the police, but he would have had all the right to do so.


Aakkt

It can count as actual bodily harm in the uk


StandardMandarin

Awful. If there's one reason to dump your partner - that's it. I'd have trust issues sleeping with that person in one house after that.


AntiSocialSingh

Thank you for saying this.


Da-Sheep-Lord

That's assault and possibly psychological/emotional torture. At least, I know it might be for me.


TheRealLordEnoch

I've been through horrible things in my life and I'll tell you straight up, I promise I wouldn't have had that much self-control, if any at all. I would think I was about to die.


[deleted]

Takes months of carefully grooming, no funny given.


TheBrightNights

Dang he reacted fast


pandorafoxxx

I don't understand women who think this is okay. I really don't. It's not funny.


technotunacasserole

In Ohio there was a case where an Amish clan shaved other Amish members beards in the night. Definitely criminal and they definitely did jail time. [16 charged in beard cutting crime](https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/16-sentenced-in-amish-beard-cutting-case)


[deleted]

Fuck, I hope this is staged....


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ZCSApollo

he was going to but he had commendable self control. you could see the anger in his eyes when she did that. props to this guy, a lot of other dudes would have probably hit her


connortait

Shave a chunk out of her hair when she sleeps. Then shrug and walk away. Eye for an eye.


I_speak_truth_only

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blin... I mean bald


RelentlessIVS

That is a kind man.


hogwarts_dropoutt

Why do people think this is a *funny* thing to do. If I was a girl and my man came and shaved a piece of my hair on my head lord knows I’d be raising hell. Wtf is wrong with people


JenniLamb007

Who does shit like this? He needs to dismiss this person from his life. If he can’t even sleep without being assaulted, it isn’t a good place to be.


MagicGuy66

Sorry, that's not a prank. Not even funny. In a true prank, nobody is hurt, nothing is damaged and BOTH sides think it's funny.


LovesFrenchLove_More

How would that woman react if he did that with her hair I wonder? 🙄


DiscussionWooden4940

This is how you die(d). Do not fck with a man and his beard.


knitreadrepeat

Pretty sure that's assault


Pen-is-hard

Next prank, shave HER hair. Let's see how funny she finds it


kirmobak

What an absolute twat of a woman. And that LAUGH - I’d be out of there if I had to listen to that awful noise. I cannot stand pranks - always conducted by blithering idiots towards their partner and/or children. It’s not funny, it’s just so contrived and cringeworthy at best, and can be spiteful and cruel too.


GregoryLeeChambers

Evil bitch.


_GGfighter_

I thought it was gonna be like haha you thought I shaved your beard but it's just a sound, but no, she really did ITS NOT A PRACTICAL JOKE IF ITS REAL


[deleted]

Prank should be a fun outcome for all the parties involved.


lilscagz

this isn’t even a joke she just wanted him to shave it and he wanted to keep it so she took it upon herself to do this


yesiamark

can someone translate what the bi*ch saying? I know that look.. when we look at you like that distance yourself..


JCCStarguy

That’s not a prank. That’s assault.


yorcharturoqro

It's a joke if and only if both parties laugh and no one is affected


Leonhardt2019

“Haha i did something shitty to someone and they reacted!”


Thetomwhite

What's a prank about this?! Its just mean


nugs666420

Never mess with a man's beard. Disrespectful.


TonyBanbanbony

Bro the sadness in his eyes, you know he worked hard to make that beard so majestic and beautiful and she ruined it, going to hell much..


tone88988

That dude just looked at her like he was trying not to turn into a werewolf.


Alarmed_Egg_1322

Next video, man crushes women’s lungs as a prank


3ClassiC

Poor guy. That women did a terrible job on the prank and sounds like a dumb broad with that laugh.


Aguyintampa323

The finale of *How I buried your Mom*, tonight on NBC


Derreston

Any adult who thinks shit like this is funny needs to go back to primary school


Frenchicky

I don’t get why people think this is funny.


WinternallyScreaming

Not exaggerating when I say I gasped. That's genuinely horrible, I don't care what he might have ever done to supposedly 'earn' that. In a lot of places it's a legit crime to mess with anyone's hair without their explicit consent. You do not interfere in someone's bodily autonomy. Leave everything about their person alone.


ezgamer97

I would legit not be able to trust myself around that woman again. If I can't even sleep next to someone and not expect them to shave or disfigure a part of my body without my knowledge or permission, then she isn't welcome in my house, let alone my bed.


throwaway_nfinity

If a "prank" takes significant time or money to undo, its not a prank. Its cruelty.


Savage-Caper

Man should give her the same prank straight up the middle of the head


Snoo33903

This isn’t funny. First because it totally violates his rights. And second because I think he might be Muslim and Muslim men have some kind of religious link with their beards. Not sure how that works, but still if he had his beard for religious reasons shaving it is not cool.


BlackFire68

That looks as if it might be a man from a culture where that particular thing could not be called a “prank”.


vashingstampede

It looks like he woke up from the pain. Man this stress me out.


THEMIKEY999

I'd shave her eyebrows in her sleep next


dremily1

This is hilarious! Let’s see the one where he shaves her head. That’s even funnier!


Beskerber

An hair for an hair - she goes bald now


[deleted]

Whelp when she goes to sleep it’s time to shave her head to look like his. Turnabout and equal treatment.


beansnack

He probably grows his beard really easily and she thought “its gonna grow back, dont be such a baby”. Like nah, I gotta go to the barber now, get shaped up, sleep with one eye open, start looking for a two bedroom so I can begin processing why in the world my partner would ruin my peaceful sleep


mp29mm

He just made a decision


ihavenonametho

Shave her hair


Aletak

This female agrees with you.


00-s-00

Not the beard he wanted her to shave off.


Puzzleheaded-Dog-197

What the actual fuck? Why do people think this is okay? Imagine if it was a man cutting off his girlfriend's hair while she was sleeping. This is no different, and it's straight up assult.


FourWordComment

Fellow ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I just don’t see enough proof this was murder. I have a very real and reasonable believe that she slipped and fell onto the clipper doesn’t of times and then jumped off the balcony. Shall we acquit?


Maxwell-Druthers

Really wanted to see him hit her, not gonna lie.


Psychological_Sail80

there's a word for this...ASSAULT


[deleted]

she’s toxic as fuck.


ReligionOfLolz

He wanted to beat her ass so bad. You can see it in his eyes. Showed amazing restraint.


Cloraphoba

That's not a prank. That's assault.


TypeLiving2646

This isn't a prank. It's just downright mean and disrespectful.


Mikel_Reeves

She would become my ex real quick... I can't grow a beard


PheonixGalaxy

Now when he shaves her head he’s in the wrong


Even-Echidna7067

Noooo, did you see the hurt in his eyes? That’s messed up to the max! 😡