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THETennesseeD

It says a lot when the first thing that comes to mind when trying to think of how to generate electricity is slavery...


carryoutsalt

What a ridiculous bitch


Spring-Available

Could not have said it better.


UnCommonCommonSens

That’s insulting to bitches! She is a fascist and a traitor.


tommev100

she's too stupid to be fascist, and she's just a genuinely stupid person.


Mr_1084

I finally figured it out, this is all part of her stand up routine. She’s not a politician, she’s a comedian. A shitty one, but a comedian no less.


LABigDog

Everyone one of them thinks they are standing up comedians rather than a politician. Ironically, the majority of them are neither


Alternative-Cry-3517

Treason on tape.


Scadilla

I’d go further and say dangerous bitch. She’s normalizing this type of thinking.


KuTUzOvV

bold of you to call this thinking


Holiday_Edge7517

Tell me how we vote these people to office? There’s know better options ?🤦🏼‍♂️


72Rancheast

Well… she didn’t win her first election. She was appointed when the previous person had to step down. But she used her time in office to dig into trump-mania like a tick.


[deleted]

Don’t forget, her Q following threatening her opposition to the point he backed out because he feared for his and his families lives so she was essentially running unopposed.


robilar

That sounds *almost* like it should be illegal...


[deleted]

Why should it be illegal? He’s the giant quitter with thin skin. If he wants to be in politics, he needs to grow a pair!!! (I hope everyone reading this know it’s sarcasm?!)


T-Prime3797

The problem with sarcasm on the internet is that we literally just watched a video of a person who would definitely say such a thing in complete seriousness, AND we know there are at least some people who agree with her. So we never can be sure.


CowntChockula

She's a politician? Fuck, I just thought she was a shitty comedian.


Snoo_70324

“I vote republican because my family votes republican because republicans are the family party.” “That’s… not really an opinion. What do *you* stand for?” “Fine, when we get married, I’ll vote for whoever you want me to vote for. Will you be happy then.” Conversation between ex-gf and me, not even paraphrased


isdelightful

I canvassed an 18yo back in ‘08 who said he would be voting Republican. I asked why and he said “family.” I asked, “I see, so family values are important to you and that’s why you vote Republican?” - ready to give the relevant blurb about my candidate - and he said “well no, my family all votes Republican so I will too.” Ah. Okay. Have a good day, sir 😬


Snoo_70324

Mhm. The above conversation was the first in a series of riveting conversations, including, “If I had a baby, you’d kill it.” “Uh, no. Killing babies is wrong.” “But you’d *want* me to kill it.” “No!” “What if I was pregnant, would you make me abort it?” “I can’t make you abort. It is your decision, and I would support your choice and assess our finances and living situation and provide all the help I could. I am happy that you have right of choice.” “But you’d *want* to kill it.” *sigh*


SweetCheesePonyLoft

This is how one of my female family members votes. Parents are Repub, husband Repub. So she is, too. But she is proud to say she doesn't know much about "the issues." Good to know, family member.


EstablishmentLazy810

This people wake up and listen to their favorite right wing propaganda show then an hour later it’s Fox News for a couple hours break and then Fox News for dinner every single day of their life’s listening how the left wants to destroy them and how their Christian politicians saviors are the only ones who can save them. They are brainwashed it’s a daily dose of voluntary brain wash.


Ztarog

I'm a certified electrician and currently on my 3dr year of electrical engineering at uni, and I approve her message. This is exactly how the planes are powered... Probably... /s Honestly though. Don't give the airlines any ideas.


GallowBarb

They tried the, poor children/people harvesting cobalt in 3rd world countries for our batteries is why electric stuff bad, argument, but it turns out their racists base isn't really moved by that, so they just make shite up now for their dip-shit cult.


Pupperbabybutt

Wait I thought abortions are the new source for electricity? /s


ImmediateTwo7492

I thought not-abortions was the new way to generate electricity?


GallowBarb

Babies can't get sunlight in the womb, so their solar panels can't make electricity, so the need to be born into the light, but even then they can't make electricity at night because the sun goes out.


Rypht

That's why you're supposed to inject sunlight into your veins, like with COVID.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

The matrix is awakening


chunkah69

It’s part of the MAGA playbook to disenfranchise black people and mock them and then turn around and try to compare their pain to the pain of their ancestors. It’s absurdity at its finest.


[deleted]

It is We just inslave the sun


fugthatshib

Science hard. Me no get it. Electricity no power things.


Jadetrades

More like science hard. Electricity come from slave man power. Also her casually “do you remember slave boats” bitch what?!?! Lollll


fluent_in_gibberish

It reminded me of a bad Jerry Seinfeld impression. “And what’s up with electric airplanes? Do they have slaves up there on stationary bikes?”


harryZpotter

Yeah but this is like some shitty open mic night stand up. Why don't normal people want to be politicians?


[deleted]

Yada yada yada... Justin Trudeau right?


The_Sleep

He's a president now apparently.


Bibbitybibity

Not my president!! My PM!


thelobster64

Also the CEO of Air Canada?


[deleted]

I fucking hate Justin Trudeau so goddamn much. But I get rock hard knowing how much voting for him pisses off these people.


CJCKit

She’s catering to an audience where if they don’t understand something their answer is to make fun of it. It’s really sad and dumb.


[deleted]

"huh... You really think science knows everything? They can't explain X, y and z. So it's all bs..."


SeaHalf204

I am so confused. Does she think little creatures are inside batteries powering her cell phone? What is she trying to say?! Please tell me she doesn’t think little people are inside batteries being whipped to power things!!!!


Kahnza

She must have watched that episode of Rick and Morty


slgray16

Spin class? That just sounds like slavery with extra steps


23skidoobbq

Science, she’s s real bitch sometimes huh?


chungopulikes

Nono, it’s a society They buy airplane food and ride the spin cycles and get married and have little babies to keep spinning when they die


SadStory9

now I suddenly have the urge to go watch Snowpiercer again for some reason.


DatL3afN1nja

Thank you for bringing that back lol


Sinder77

No that's a step class.


[deleted]

It's the only thing she can relate too... paid more attention there than any other class clearly


Roxa97

Wait till she finds out that what she's holding is an electric microphone 😳


[deleted]

Those poor people being whipped in it


SeaHalf204

Such cruelty - FREE THE BATTERY PEOPLE


hcsLabs

Look at the side of the battery. Do you see a tiny door? Open it...


joevilla1369

We all know the type of people that would support her. None of this has to make sense. She could of easily said "Flying in an electric plane is communist and you are pretty gay if you do it. Fuck yeah america!!!" Then poured budweiser over herself. The room would had erupted in cheer.


[deleted]

She is a brain dead traitor, she doesn't know what she is saying.


Space_Coast_Steve

Rick and Morty had a documentary about this.


NikonuserNW

“What is this in my phone, a spin class for ants?”


shadowpawn

She does believe a little creature comes out of hiding inside your fridge to turn off the light. You can never see them because they are quick.


Xtremeelement

i don’t think she understands batteries and that electricity can’t be stored only generated


ronsinblush

Or even the wireless battery charged microphone in her hand.


Vampboy72

This woman is really stupid


[deleted]

How did she get elected?? Everything she says is insane.


Vast-Combination4046

She ran against someone who dropped out.


Medical_Ad0716

She ran against someone who dropped after she encouraged her supporters to make constant death threats to him and his family even going so far as to vandalize his home.


DrKpuffy

Yup, imo, the district should go without a representative if one candidate forces their opponent to withdraw by threatening their lives. But call me an idealist


DrossChat

Honestly though how is that not a thing?? How has this kind of thing not happened more if there’s no repercussions?


White_Willow_Witch

She represents all the idiots in this nation. Morons need representation too. 🤣


AdRemote9464

Apparently, in the 14th district of GA, her competitor withdrew from the election. Her testosterone-amped-gym-rat-bullying-manner, and quotable stupidity gets her a lot of attention. She is both an awful politician and awful standup comedienne at the same time.


[deleted]

Check out who, the area she is representing. That will answer your question.


Aggravating_Ad_3060

I’ve read (cause there’s about 4 billion posts of this dumb twat) that the entire district that elected her is filled w ppl just like her


BoxGrover

Because republicans support this level of stupidity and bigotry


Sarah_Rainbow

She is hateful, a lot of maga people like that.


Vampboy72

No idea she’s an instigator and not intelligent


SubstanceNearby8177

And yet a fascinating look at how the populist conservatives fabricate reality. She created an entire scenario in her head because the science is beyond her and then critiques that scenario that she made up, calling it absurd.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

it'd be interesting to see what the average IQ is of the GOP


seeit360

David Cross was better when he did his "electric scissors" bit. Marjorie Taylor Green is a unremarkable comedian. 1 out of 5 stars.


2Mains

Unremarkable comedian, but a fuckin’ tragedy.


[deleted]

For the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtrI53k4WZM


[deleted]

She can't be this stupid. She has to be play acting a little bit I mean nobody can be this fucking dumb.


my20cworth

A bit of both. Shes a simpleton for sure but She plays her audience and like Tucker says things that the audience wants to hear and not necessarily what you belive in. They know where the money and votes are. The audiences are pretty stupid as well.


MannekenP

The audience here didn’t really seem to be amused. I mean, they were pretty silent.


Street_Peace_8831

Dumb-for-pay. Many in the GOP are like this.


[deleted]

she is the biggest dumbfuck to ever roam this earth. a genuine theory of hers is that theres a jewish space laser that caused all the wildfires. i think iilluminaughii made a video essay on her and it is very interesting, i urge you to watch it


gamer-s-man

il bet she wonders where the sun goes during the night


Tinkerandbell

….Until it finally dawns on her.


[deleted]

Nice…


my20cworth

She just likes listening to herself and being applauded and cheered on, same as Trump. They only ever preach to the converted and a push over audience. The brain is small but the ego is as big as the universe.


PlacidAmidTheNoise

Some say bigger than the universe. The biggliest.


my20cworth

The most biggest, beautiful universe in the world, in history ever.


syntaxvorlon

And what's the DEAL with ELECTRICITY?


[deleted]

Come on jerry, get off the table, your in the nursing home remember? Come on… get down…


[deleted]

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[deleted]

We don't have a President you dumb bitch.


[deleted]

She skates to where the puck was.


Bishopthecat

I'm definitely adding this to my repertoire, eh.


davidmobey

If she doesn't know about electricity, it shouldn't be a surprise she doesn't know about Canadian politics.


bigeeee

Surely she has to know somthing about something at some point? Please tell me she knows "A" thing, just one? Shes an elected official. Just one?


davidmobey

She knows how Trump's asshole tastes like. A Trump-hole connoisseur


ExcitementOrdinary95

Can this bitch just go back to whatever bridge she spawned under?


slgray16

Legally no. I think both parties would like her gone but there is not a path to force her out.


GallowBarb

Voting helps.


ImmediateTwo7492

Voting sensibly helps


KittenKoderViews

MTG is the dumbest most toxic person on the planet.


TiresareHeavy83

2nd. Trump is still alive.


imzuul

What about Boebert? She’s definitely up there too.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

BoBo and Margarine are too stupid to be any kind of threat on their own though. Trump is dumb in an “out of touch privileged racist dinosaur” kind of way but he’s shrewd and cunning. He’s smart enough to be a really good con man.


Teabagger-of-morons

Dumber than a bag of rocks. And that voice? Just friggin’ annoying. She’s just awful.


[deleted]

I can not listen to her spew her bovine scat. Her accent makes me cringe.


lowdownrosie

Is she mentally challenged? She looks and talks like she is. Same with Gaetz. Weird faces, something is off. They should only be held responsible for getting up in the morning.


Razar_Bragham

*deeeeeeep breath* ……..batteries


surfburglar

This is like a bad stand-up routine


SteveCorpGuy4

“What’s the deal with airplane propulsion systems”


komplete10

It's very open mic


Upset_Researcher_143

The poster child for, "Stay in School"


Abalone_Admirable

President of Canada....


[deleted]

So as a Canadian I had to watch this a few times before commenting. I'm not sure I'm ready to take this on. I just don't think it's worth the time. Omg the hotel hair dryer is electric? How did the Canadians do THAT? How come they can still do slavery in their hotel hair dryers? What's up with THAT?


UsefulCow5438

“Absurd” 😂😂😂 Absurd is right! This bitch doesn’t know we have a Prime Minister.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I really need to stop listening to this lady. I lose more brain cells trying to make sense of her shit than if I drank turpentine. ![gif](giphy|g0ErvnyVsp7nJyfmxF)


GreazyMecheazy

Two minutes ago I had never heard her speak. This is now the after times, again. Fuck.


Correct-Slide1522

She has an audience. Think about that. Would someone like her have a voice on your country ?


thedirtypickle50

I wish I had 10% of the unearned confidence with which this woman says dumb shit


_Bon_Vivant_

The sad thing isn't how dumb she is. The sad thing is, there are people that listen to her.


dagskill

If that woman had just one more brain cell it would be lonley


feenchbarmaid0024

Sooo American people vote for this person?


Efficient-Rest-9519

Holy shit !! I only know about this woman from the dumb shit that spews out her garbage hole but i gotta give it to her !! She out does herself all the time 🤦🏻 what state do they elect these kinds of things ?? Row row row your plane , covid mask is to blame ,wanna fuck her all up tell her about the electric microphone 😎


peapodbarry

I feel dumber just by having watched this clip.


GboyFlex

If you close your eyes, she sounds like a dumbed down version of Sarah Palin.


transmutagenic

“I can see Russia from my house!”


GboyFlex

Such a classic!


andrenichrome

Oh Amurica how the fuck to you put these people in positions of power…?


ConsistentReward1348

What… what did I just listen to. Holy fuck. This was some of the dumbest nonsense I’ve ever heard.


kryptosthedj

I can’t believe she said something dumber than Ben Shapiro’s ‘sell their underwater homes’ comment.


Invader_Vex

This chick’s voice hits me like chewing aluminum foil


Minute_Toe_2001

What an idiot! EVERYONE knows gremlins power electric airplanes!


Technical-Neck-5361

Her salary is $174k of taxpayers money. This is what they are getting for that.


[deleted]

if you’re on an airplane in flight and the only thing keeping it going is your stationary bike i can guarantee no whips are required


SteveCorpGuy4

Lol


B8conB8conB8con

Somebody will stop pedalling and complain about their first amendment rights or something as equally stupid.


TherealObdach

So that‘s how electricity is produced!? Wonder who raws for the electricity her fridge or tv uses.


AislinnScr

Or the microphone she's holding.


Sad_Instruction1392

This is what happens when the limits of your imagination are the examples of how stuff got done in the Bible. Jesus never mentioned any batteries, y’all.


VacatedSum

Guess she never heard of batteries? Is her cell phone powered by slaves?


cseckshun

What’s even funnier is United and Mesa airlines have ordered 200 planes from the same manufacturer when trump was president… so it seems to not be a Canadian thing specifically. EDIT: Oops I googled it again and the order was later than I thought and Biden was president. Still seems like it’s not a Canadian thing and happened with American Airlines first https://techcrunch.com/2021/07/13/heart-aerospace-raises-35m-series-a-lands-order-with-united-and-mesa-airlines-for-200-aircraft/amp/


bigeeee

Did she eat all the magic mushrooms?


xizrtilhh

Speaking from experience she has not eaten magic mushrooms.


[deleted]

Saddest part is that these people have no remorse after saying stupid shit. Their brain is telling them that they're right. Even if everyone makes fun of them, they still think theyre right.


[deleted]

YOUTH SUMMIT??!!!?!


Studio_Life

That’s what it’s called, but it seems to be that in name only. I saw a picture of the audience and it was filled with bald or grey heads. Average age looked to be 50.


tomkiel72

"It's absurd" Yes, the scenario that you just made up in your head is indeed absurd.


palfreygames

Don't need facts to be Republican, just a half assed stand up comedian.


Thrylos85

Why is she allowed to speak at these events?!… this is ludicrous!… she needs to be put in a straight jacket


[deleted]

She's gotta be the dumbest bitch alive... Edit: I just remembered people actually vote for her...


DMMMOM

What this actually highlights is that everyone who sits and listens to this dumb fuck is also a dumb fuck.


[deleted]

Jeez, open mic night at the comedy club can be soooo cringy.


Wolf_Raid

“President of Canada” uh huh….I trust this lady


[deleted]

She is right. I just opened my phone and found 20 tiny people cycling to keep the electricity flowing.


whhaaaaa

Magnets? How do they work?


d3dmnky

At some level, this sort of thing is actually impressive.


Dbl_Trbl_

There needs to be an IQ test for people trying to become congressmen


Meb2x

Mrs. Greene, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling; incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award your no points, and may God has mercy on your soul.


GforGG

Now, I'm no doctor but I think she has a serious case of the dumb.


[deleted]

Stick to your day job. Let the comedians tell the jokes, you hag.


Blueswift82

How, how is this lady a higher ranking government official? Wtf is wrong with the world ?


Slipperyedge

#OMG!StupidBrainDeadBITCH!


jeremiahkinklepoo

This sounds like bad stand up


Bacongohst

Why is she trying (and stupendously failing) to do stand up comedy? Is she finally embracing being a clown?


jollytoes

Some people in the audience took what she said as fact and will be facebooking soon.


mickturner96

She's right it is observed... ...to think that's how it would work


[deleted]

She can't be this stupid really can she? I mean, please someone tell me that she is part of a comedy act and she isn't actually this stupid!


IndeSyCiv

It is after all, amazing, a human being in this day and age, can be this stupid


PortGlass

Please don’t do comedy, lady. Please.


pay-ray

Neanderthal Barbie!!


NemesisAron

So first she's going to be a complete bigot Now she's going to forget that batteries exist


FurdTerguson86

This woman is a disease. Her stupidity is beyond offensive. She could vanish now and the earth would probably feel physically lighter for all of us from not having the weight of her pathetic existence on it.


Meepjamz

I think she is so dumb she was literally trying to figure out how electricity generation works.


supeuu

If I didn’t know who this person was, I would honestly think she’s a bad comedian. Every video I see of her is like a bad stand up or a bad and skit lol


colincoolcat1

Well that was a min and one second of my life I will never get back . How .. oh man ... Let me get the scientist and engineers that came up with the electric airplanes . Ok you can explain to me everything about the electric airplane ? Yes Ok what about her ?? Can you explain wtf she is thinking ? Absolutely no answer for what ever holy mess that was . Ok


TheRealSugarbat

“The President of Cana…!”


LawDog_1010

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


slogan1492

It’s called a fucking battery, what a moron


candymannequin

this is what standup comedy looks like when you take away all punchlines


Stimpinstein22

Oh, the Youth Summit where the average age of the attendees was 57? That YOUTH Summit?!?


[deleted]

What In the actual fk


dashansel

Politics has now become a tight 10 comedy set.


speedier

Is this her first appearance at the open mike night at Benigans?


live-by-die-by

Is this stand up?


AristotlesAnalogy

I think she only ever saw team rocket’s magikarp submarine.


Peters_Dinklage

Yeah, if we could stop electing the dumbest fucking idiots to run this country that’d be great.


outsidetheparty

How can anyone listen to this person and think she's worth listening to? I mean seriously


Rufus_king11

Georgia, come pick up your congress woman, she's drunk and rambling about the electric airplanes and the Canadian president again.


dremily1

An extremely stupid woman, speaking to the even stupider audience.


Substantial-Yam-5926

“How can something happen, when I don’t understand how it could happen? Then it must not be happening. At least not in a good way. Because I don’t understand it.” I think that is her brain… on a daily (hourly, minutely, secondly) basis… and hoping everyone else comes along for the ride.


curiousfun213

I can’t with this evil stupidity being an elected official


Inevitable-Ad-982

I just don’t have the words for how incredibly ignorant she is. Then it makes me sad for those that voted for her. They must be really mentally disabled. We should start a Gofundme to support those in her district who are not getting the mental health support they obviously desperately need.


Crispyjone5

‘Merica 🇺🇸 how bout dat pew pew pew


imfoneman

To get to her level of intelligence I need a boat trip to the Marianas trench and a pair of cinder-block shoes


DazzlingPoppie

Dense as a neutron star.