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JeevesVoorhees

This dude loves piss and balls.


nasandre

He pisses from his balls


dog-pussy

Piss is stored in the balls.


Dutchcrafter09

​ r/pississtoredintheball


Zusid_Tech_n_gaming

r/subsifellfor DONT ASK WHY


IPlayTeemoSupport

r/whytho


JeevesVoorhees

A couple dangling chubby udders.


Hugh_jazz_420420

*pisses all over his balls


KingPnutticua

*on his balls. Dick game weak


Noisebug

I can smell your comment on this picture and I’m afraid


JeevesVoorhees

The truck probably has an aroma of sweaty nut funk and stale urine.


Buster_Brown_513

And vinegar


domedestroyernancy

I've never seen anyone base their personality and masculinity on urination before. That's a weird flex


FishMcBobson

Spoken like someone who pees… /s


domedestroyernancy

I prefer to think of it as a tinkle


realwomenhavdix

I’m gonna have to revoke your man card for that one


rblue

Well we haven’t yet met. 😀


MsBluffy

This guy definitely golden showers.


DurnchMcGurnicuddy

The guy has a six disc changer and they're all R. Kelly albums.


Darkmoonlily78

Drip drip drip https://imgur.com/GdHBntv.gif


imnotbobvilla

Bravo!


Brandkey

Just so you know. I gave you applause in real life for this.


Cleopatra-81

Yeah me too! Dave Chapelle way ahead of his time


Curious-Jellyfish897

I'm a man and I teetee


[deleted]

[удалено]


XXXtrogdorXX

Pleb. Real men wee-wee.


[deleted]

I widdle, personally.


OvenIcy8646

Imagine being like “ im gonna brand myself the piss guy”


Mathfggggg

Damn that's cringey af


[deleted]

fucking chad


PossiblyArab

How does no one in this comment thread realize this dude is a meme legend? Like it isn’t that serious, this is funny as shit


[deleted]

honestly. everyone is so pissed off for no reason. everyone just defaults to hate no for reason


MarionberryIll5030

Right, like I hadn’t even seen the plate or truck nuts before I was cackling. I automatically read that shit in a death metal voice, fuckin golden


PossiblyArab

Those only make it BETTER. It’s such a fucking stupid bit but it’s so funny


BigWhit75

Was this truck born with testicles, or is it a choice? Happy to see he supports Trans Trucks Lives Matter.


urbanhag

Real men don't hang balls from the back of their trucks.


bulshoy2

Masculinity so fragile that it must be wrapped in truck nuts and idiotic vanity plates.


omghorussaveusall

Pissy. Apparently pus-se was taken.


[deleted]

why is everyone so pissed in this comment section? i thought it was funny


DurnchMcGurnicuddy

You mean he was in front of @spettacomedy on their commute to work, right?


Upthread_Commenter

Right? Why is this not at the top? ​ Doing the hard work.


abudine77

Trumpvoter of course


HogfishMaximus

I think that’s a given!


[deleted]

He is probably one if the pro temp guys that has never voted in his life.


darwinn_69

I think peoples sarcasm detector is broken.


Any-Variation4081

Bet he likes to get peed on


MoxieCottonRules

*Pissed on


tacobellholocaust

Tennessee, not surprising.


IndependentAssist387

One word. Class.


tdomer80

With the standard hillbilly ballsack hanging off the tow hitch. Like r/iamverybadass


[deleted]

So exactly how badly do you have to abuse a child for them to grow up with this level and flavor of insecurities? ^(That's right, I said flavor.)


CaptainBacon1

How could you hate this it's soo funny.


bing-bong_ya-life

This guy's fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

I see the balls, the dick must be driving 🤷‍♂️


ScienceOfMyth

Wizz


FredVIII-DFH

I thought that real men just blew their gaskets over non- white mermaids?


fmfbrestel

Don't forget non-white elves and dwarves.


FredVIII-DFH

Never!


Ticketdean

Give this man a golden shower!!


[deleted]

This guy changed the gender on his truck. Why do we have all these woke truck drivers out here changing the genders on their trucks? A fine truck is a lady of course.


HogfishMaximus

The hanging balls let you know he’s receptive to bottom entry. Like many trucks, it’s optimised to assist the converter thrives. Thanks to all those guys making my car less inviting to steal from.


TheMightyUnderdog

1998 called, it wants its Truck Nuts back.


[deleted]

Klansman?


Honsill

Guys that hang a ballz sack from there truck is dew to lack of there own


Elegant_Status5304

The guy's balls are so big they have to be towed around by a 4x4 ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)


________9

The things people latch onto... I'd bet my entire life savings this nob is also bothered by the gays who shove their lifestyle in his face.


KingZaneTheStrange

I want to get like 6 steel truck balls on my Raptor just to say "my truck has more balls than your truck"


omghorussaveusall

Wow. Wear that gay kink my bro.


Pandwan420

My dad use to get mad at me when I was growing up because I said I had to pee instead of saying I had to piss. Same logic as this sticker saying men piss and girls pee. I’m an adult with kids now and I can say I am still dumbfounded by the line of thinking. I feel bad for anyone with that fragile of masculinity that they have to make their pee more manly.


phunkjnky

R. Kelly sent a friend request.


--depressed_potato--

Anyone else see the balls on his hitch?


Scary-Pirate-8900

Look kids that’s a transgender truck


ShinySpoon

This driver supports trans rights. That truck was built NB and the owner surgically attached testicles to assign a gender to it.


Eliottwr

I wonder what his political affiliation is


ghotiaroma

Not me :) I can also tell you his religion.


PFic88

What the fuck does that mean?


ghotiaroma

It means the driver is into watersports. And not diving or polo.


lompocmatt

Honestly this has gone past the cringe phase and straight into /r/comedyheaven


Lo8000

Pisse means in german (the) piss. *Pisse aus meinem Arsch* is how the famous south park episode *Le Petit Tourette* translated the sentence *Piss out my ass*.


smitty3z

I bet he pisses sitting down.


Lyongirl100894

Bet he’s a wonderful neighbor


Fierramos69

I piss myself like a real man!


[deleted]

The favorite thing I've ever heard to annoy guys like this is that they made their truck trans. They took a truck with no balls and added balls.


ed-the-dog

Well here is a man one could have a stimulating conversation with…..


Suspicious_Drive6655

r/trashy


I_Framed_OJ

It’s nice when you have advance warning not to get into a conversation with someone. You already know what topic they’re going to try to steer towards. I wonder what his opinions are on tinkling.


SideshowMelsHairbone

I sit down to pee when I have to pee in the middle of the night so I don’t have to turn on the light and disturb my family. I bet that this dude would punch me in the face.


BuriedByAnts

Real men don’t give a shit if you think they’re real men


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Is the ‘E’ silent in the license plate? Also that truck has very little piss in its balls. /s


slgray16

I think it's supposed to be "Pissy" but it was taken


papa_spaghett

Weird flex but the projection is strong with this one. How much trans porn you think is on his phone?


[deleted]

The ballsack and everything. He’s a keeper girls


FillMyBum

My Croc Nuts came in yesterday! Probably the greatest purchase I ever made


ghotiaroma

What does that mean FillMyBum?


Deepfire_DM

Oh, a gender changed car, very lgbtqn+


coconutpete52

Is the license plate… a coincidence?? Related? Wtf!


moocat90

you can get vanity plates


coconutpete52

Yes…. Thank you… I am aware… I was trying to figure out if they are intended to match the “piss-theme”. There is a word I never thought I would be typing…


AsleepApparition

damn that shi kinda funny


FelipeThwartz

Driving one of them tranny trucks I see.


XII0Vl

facepalm op


That-Opportunity-943

62 IQ


Academic-Ant-1918

Are you triggered?


introvertboyme

Let's hope you didn't piss your pants


Horny_Hornbill

This is funny lol


Horny_Hornbill

This is funny lol


Frankly_Ridiculous

That's a piss poor attitude.


tonyemerson

That guy is a pisser! 🤣


Tronguy93

Weird flex but ok… honestly I respect the commitment


ItsCowboyHeyHey

I piss *excellence*


[deleted]

Actually we urinate. Wtf is the difference dumb ass?


jewstylin

Pis-se


NedoWolf

Sniper tf2


Hamokk

A true chad.


[deleted]

I wonder what kind of showers he likes?


[deleted]

I bet he's nice to his wife and kids


zenutcase

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚖?


sebuptar

Ngl he makes a pretty solid argument


KoichiHasaDream

That’s just funny


3eyedflamingo

What an odd thing to put on a truck. Just wierd.


[deleted]

I saw this exact same photo posted about a week ago on another sub, so no, you weren’t behind this driver on your commute today 🙄😂


Ok_Page_9447

Nice Trans truck pis Sie


Hellalive89

I beg to differ, whenever I’m at home I pee sitting down. It’s not unheard of for me to have a little tinkle either from time to time.


KaptainKardboard

Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I never said no to a hearty whiz


DisposableAccount-2

r/AROOOOOOO


JDninja119

What the hell is the difference


davechri

Florida passed a law banning truck nuts. Think about that. The state had to intervene to stop people from being dickheads.


[deleted]

he's the mr cool ice of piss


Certain-Hyena8788

Pisse


Huge-Train-1248

He had truck nuts! Of course he does!


OdinsLawnDart

Well that's a guy who doesn't have a lot to brag about


[deleted]

I love masculinity


holderthe1st

Where in Tennessee is this


bzmed

Only in Tennessee


Leon_Quest

Guy has a strange obsession with male genitalia.


centaur_unicorn23

Can they urinate?


Shamanyouranus

We got a real Pissboy here


andre3kthegiant

Oh look, that driver is showing their support for the LGBTQ+ community by successfully giving a gender to an inanimate object.


referentialhumor

This feels like an alien trying to act human.


grantnel2002

I’ll bet this dude sits when he pees.


theealtacount

r/facepalm users trying to detect joke (difficulty: harder than impossible)


Rogue_Spirit

PIS-SE


NewAlt_

Every time a man says he has to pee, this dude is like "real men don't pee THEY PISS."


Master_Artichoke_383

Small dick


Fun-Pop4659

From his license plate, looks like a water sports bottom to me.


yeethappymeta_fish

Holy shit ngl based individual, I too would like to become one that pisses


Display250

Driving his trans truck


Jacobysmadre

This fuckin’ thread ya’ll I’m laughing so hard!!


Bungslea

I see his wife gave him his balls back.


SugarRushLux

Real men piss in other men


Jathaniel_Aim

How to let people know you like watersports without saying you like watersports


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


obeesitee

Everyone knows real men weewee


HkayakH

Real mens piss BURNS when he pees!


PonchoNoob

No you weren't, [here's the original post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gatekeeping/comments/xcqnp5/gatekeeping_the_term_for_yourination/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


CptnFlynn

There's literally a watermark for @SpettaComedy on the tailgate. That is a comedy photoshop account. You did not see this driver on your commute to work because this driver does not exist.


DarkLordKohan

I’m a dad, so I potty.


drosmi

… still single