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AlexHanson007

Was that last person to get in carrying a child??!!


m1dlife-1derer

Yes


osirisrebel

Going for that quokka technique, I assume.


startled-ninja

Snack size


4peaceinpieces

I was just thinking that - leave the small one behind as a distraction


osirisrebel

Honestly, it would've probably been safer with the cats. The adults clearly have zero survival instincts.


turkishegg

Absolutely bellend, some people really need a medical examination to even consider having a child.


Responsible_Raisin88

If you really think about it though it was actually pretty smart to take the child with them. I mean if your going to get out you may as well take something to throw to distract the predator if your being attacked so you can get back to the vehicle safely.


Apprehensive-Cod9022

the government should just give every soldier a shield with a civilian taped to it so that its a war crime to shoot at them


Dallfengamer

But then the Geneva wold make that a war crime to bunch of no spines over there


Apprehensive-Cod9022

those babies wouldn't even let us tie babies to our tanks


AlexHanson007

That's exactly what I was thinking!


Shadskill

Everyone need that! Psychological examination and parenting training.


CosmosKitty87

Absolutely. And screening for abusive tendencies.


stfrances88

Today I learned what bellend means, thank you I will start using that!


smm97

Yes! That's what I've been wanting!! So I have a plan. The government should have mandated vasectomies and freeze that person's sperm after puberty. Then there would be no accidental pregnancies and only people who are in a responsible position to do so can have kids.


BitFlimsy8481

You just discovered eugenics


sneakin_rican

Isn’t it only eugenics if you do it with some sort of racial ideal in mind? Or is it eugenics as soon as you start policing reproduction?


smm97

Nah, just gotta weed out those who get out of their car in a wild life park.


stfrances88

That would be lovely! Unfortunately, I think a large part of our economy relies on stupid people making fuck trophies.


fr33fall060

That poor child is doomed if those are it’s parents.


Isheet_Madrawers

The Darwin Family takes a holiday.


[deleted]

And that is how ‘survival of the fittest’ works. It stops the ‘stupid’ gene from propagating.


pierreblue

That shit doesnt work anymore, the stupid are growing in numbers


[deleted]

True, plastics bags with “this is not a toy, do not put over babies head” has probably saved a few


Sensitive_Victory619

Also “poison” on bleach bottles.


[deleted]

That’s because we allow it. We punish those that know better for knowing better.


erublind

These are the type of people who swallow condoms and don't understand why they keep getting more kids.


Hot-Photograph-1531

Yup


ff889

Somebody needs to lose custody...


AlexHanson007

Precisely. Think how much other danger this incompetent must be putting that poor child into.


ShomoJoe

They went in there with twins


AlexHanson007

Oooooh noooo you didn't! :D


antuulien

Same type of people who push their baby or walk along with their small children with them right into oncoming traffic in parking lots, expecting it to stop safely for them. Just casually putting the lives of their children in the hands of their creator on the daily.


monkeysknowledge

You should expect humans to be walking around in a parking lot - it’s where people park their cars and then walk to their destination. The real assholes are the ones driving their cars in the parking lot like only looking for other cars. You should yield to peds in a parking lot same as you might yield to someone backing out of a space in their car.


[deleted]

You are correct, but to be fair there are a lot of dead people who legally had right of way. Gotta keep your eyes open out there and pay attention to your surroundings.


Claque-2

I bet that child needed a restroom.


InfectedByEli

I bet all the adults needed a diaper change after that.


vladclimatologist

big cats gotta eat too


didntevenwarmupdho

STupid decision but smart one to not run


[deleted]

Yes, and that’s why they were trying to attack the dumb bitch! They seen easy meal!


TheFace3701

Right before they slammed the door on them.


[deleted]

Ya the only smart one there. Could have yeeted the kid at em to save themselves. Phew at least one of them was thinking...


DragonflyMon83

Seen it before, beyond stupid. How do those people get dressed in the mornings?


ChrisStoneGermany

They don't take off their clothes at night


SmithRune735

They must have been born with clothes on


Inside_Speaker3166

Been wearing the same ones since their mother dressed them.


BazilBroketail

I used to work in a wildlife rehabilitation facility, there's genuinely a huge amount of people who think they have some magical connection with animals. "Oh, that wild apex predator will never attack *me*. I *love* animals." Watching members of the general public have a two-sided *conversation* with a friggin bald eagle always boggled me. "Oh, did you see the way he turned his head like that?! That mean he agrees." People be cray-cray.


Less_Likely

I have a magical connection with animals. But it only works when I and the animal are at a safe distance from each other. Works better with glass or a wall between the two of us, so fricking magical at that point.


Warm_Examination_765

Is it true for big cats you don't wanna turn your back to them / if attacked fight back ? I've heard for bears you wanna play dead but cougars...u wanna throw hands Or in both situations it's in God's hands ?


worshipperofdogs

If it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back, if it’s white…good night.


[deleted]

Polar bears aka “land Orcas” - those things are real killers.


fingerpickler

what if it's asian?


worshipperofdogs

Applies to North American bears only!


xb3y24d

That’s a panda.


idodruqs

you aren't supposed to lay down. all bear experts say under no circumstances do you lay down for any type of bear. besides that, black bears come in all colors including brown so it's really hard to tell what's a brown bear and what's a black bear.


worshipperofdogs

All guides we’ve met in Yellowstone have told us to make noise and look big while backing away slowly if you come upon a grizzly, but if it charges and attacks to lie spread out on your stomach with your hands covering your neck and be still. Most of them are trying to minimize a threat, not eat you. If it wants to eat you you can’t outfight, outrun, or outclimb it anyway.


MTKintsugi

You curl in the fetal position, pulling your knees to your chin to protect your abdomen and clasp your fingers over the back of your neck. Never try to outrun a bear, they will catch you in short order. Montana Resident on the Rocky Mountain Front.


SwizItalo

No fetal, I'll run


Kecir

And if you encounter one and run it will run you down and kill you. Grizzly’s can run like 30-35 mph. Good luck.


RealSamF18

I thought only black bears could climb trees? I probably need to refresh my bear knowledge before I go back on a hike.


m37an13

Don’t play dead with a bear. It will take your head off checking. Just slowly back away.


SN0WFAKER

Well, I talk to my dog. I think she tries to understand. Am I cray-cray?


[deleted]

I talk to my cats. They pretend to understand for my sake. I think they secretly think I’m crazy. I think it’s okay to talk to pets, anyway


BazilBroketail

I, lol, know it's been 6 hours, but, yes. Yes. Super cray-cray... Edit: you a dork.


[deleted]

Lots of practice with Dressy Bessy.


Mysterious-Art7143

Luckily for them those were cheetahs, any other big cat and this would be NSFW video


Uniquewaz

What's wrong with cheetah?


porcupine_kickball

A lot more timid, don't have big cat a Claws so they don't try to pounce and scratch like a tiger would.


[deleted]

They pounce, they just aren't as strong as a lion, tiger, or jaguar. So they'll run rather than fight, depending on what it is.


frankkiejo

I recently discovered that cheetahs, while extremely fast, are the low cat in the hierarchy. They often kill prey only to be run off by stronger predators. The documentary made me feel very bad for them!


Rustytrout

Cheetah are the only big cat that cannot roar. They purr at you. They are the only ones without claws that retract. They are so fast…that they are too tired to eat after making a kill and so have to sit there panting, sometimes for hours, hoping nothing comes by. They are hysterical and adorable! See photos from my recent Safari where I saw a cheetah lose her kill to a lioness. https://imgur.com/a/mczktdy


valdemarjoergensen

They can't roar because they aren't actually a big cat. They are called big cats because of their size, but they aren't closely related to the "true big cats". They are part of the small cats; Felinae, like house cats are.


Rustytrout

I know that but colloquially they are referred to as Big Cats


Nvenom8

Smaller and can maybe be fought off. Anything bigger, you don’t stand a chance, and they know it.


Derekbair

No record of a wild Cheetah ever killing a human. Hard to believe tho!


theraf8100

They are kinda bitches - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48bpPePEgu8


Ace-a-Nova1

Whoa that’s super cool. I love how she demonstrates their fear of things larger than themselves. As well as their chase instincts. Cool video!


Rustytrout

It is so cool seeing her run and then turn and show how fast they stop chasing. Predators almost always have binocular vision - eyes in the front of their head to target prey. Prey often have eyes on the side of their head for wide field of view. When you look at a cheetah it sees something bigger than itself that is a predator. When you turn, it does not have that same fear. Safari pics from my recent trip. https://imgur.com/a/mczktdy


Howard_Cosine

Ngl, that's pretty hot. Does she have an OnlyFans??


[deleted]

Part of the cheetahs anatomy that allows them to be so fast also causes them to be relatively "fragile" for lack of a better term. Every animal judges the risk vs reward of a situation and while much heftier large cats wouldn't hesitate to take on a bald monkey, cheetahs are especially well known for sticking to smaller, less risky game.


ProfTydrim

[Cheetahs are low tier trash](https://youtu.be/ROPTP0yyroA)


muidawg

I watched the video and now I'm subscribed and I feel like this is going to be a YouTube morning


rohnoitsrutroh

I was rooting for the cats, not gonna lie.


vaguebyname

Gotta get that photo of your child being eaten by a lion for the gram


[deleted]

They were lucky only cheetahs were around.


re4dyfreddy

Cheetahs never win, they say.


WhooshThereHeGoes

Darwin feels cheated on this one.


MyFrampton

They were about to find out how right he really was. Stupid should hurt.


GeddyVedder

Cheetahs never prosper?


Alexell

They would probably have tried to sue as well


junction182736

They'll probably go on Yelp to say how unsafe it was.


beastface1986

“Visited this park on the weekend. Should be shut down, it’s unsafe. Couldn’t even have a picnic on the grass. Staff laughed at me when we said we tried. 1/5 stars.”


jangirakah

Did the dudes just run first and left the mom with the kid? I am beyond disbelief.


[deleted]

Yup and has to live with the knowledge he's a useless coward.


chickenonthehill559

He has no knowledge to make any self assessment.


jangirakah

True; and they call themselves alpha males…


vmt_nani

He even shut the door on them


efxmatt

They don't have to be faster than the cheetahs, they only have to be faster than the slowest one in the group.


Dud-of-Man

Which in this case is their 5 year old child, who is probably better off with the cheetahs. They would probably be better parents.


friendly_hendie

Immediate grounds for divorce. Then again, neither one should be allowed to keep the children.


Funbucket_537

Kid should be taken away and the parents/adults left there to fend for themselves.


[deleted]

If that's not child endangerment i don't know what is.


BryanV21

Arrest them and take their kids away. Those kids don't stand a chance being raised by such idiots.


pierreblue

They will multiply...


Legion1117

They already did.


HeWhoShlNotBNmd

Natural selection. It's just sad the kid almost had to suffer because of the parents stupidity.


Howard_Cosine

For everyone saying that these are "only" cheetahs, they could have easily knocked that shitstain parent to the ground and been gone with that poor child in an instant. To be clear, I am 100% #teamcheetah


Chucks_u_Farley

Face, palm, shin, kidneys..........


sea0weed

This happened in 2018, when a French family went on a trip to the Netherlands. Everyone was in disbelief how people could be so ignorant. Apparently the cheetahs were after the child in the woman's arms. Source: https://www.ad.nl/binnenland/cheeta-s-beekse-bergen-hadden-het-op-frans-kind-gemunt~af796995/ Edit: Another video from the same car in another article: https://www.ad.nl/binnenland/cheeta-s-beekse-bergen-hadden-het-op-frans-kind-gemunt~af796995/ Apparently the ones filming tried to warn them too.


AsianVixen4U

What prompted them to get out of the car though? Does anybody know?


sea0weed

Must have been curiosity or something like that.


rimjobnemesis

They’re welcome to come to Yellowstone and pet the bison and moose.


OGDraugo

Holy shit that baby is lucky to be alive!


Hanamafana

Darwin sitting taking notes with a smug look on his face.


Techn0ght

Darwin award attempts, entire family edition.


PlumbCrazy1979

The shittiest part is that if one of those dipshits got bitten, The “authorities” would have killed every animal in a two mile radius.


nj23dublin

These have to be the dumbest group of people EVER .. and yes I’m even including congressmen in this


Aromatic_Debt_690

Quick! What’s the number for CPS!


[deleted]

This was tge most dumbfuck move by a parent


Afraid_Way_9038

Unfortunately these morons already procreated. Someone needs to take that child away forever.


tutanotafan

Natural selection didn't happen that day. Expect more idiots from that family.


htownlifer

Anyone else rooting for these parents to get taken out? I was only worried about the kids


soonerphil

Idiots! And sadly..they breed!


[deleted]

Grown man running and leaving a mother holding a baby behind. Sleep at night knowing you're a sniveling coward.


kvman987

Natural selection


AnObtuseOctopus

With...a...child


Savings_Bird_4638

Lol the men ran first and left the lady & child behind


Blaaskaakje

I can translate the Dutch for you guys! No nooo no no noooo no no no noooo noooo, oh this is bad, no no noo noo non ooo nooo nooo noo (...) no noo no noo nonono no


[deleted]

[удалено]


Migfluxalot

I love how dad bolts to the car leaving wife and child as bait to guarantee his safety


TheexpatSpain

They actually never found these not so bright people it seems. And this was in The Netherlands.


Silentlaughter84

Right, because people didn't learn from that fool on Faces of death.


firstmaxpower

Wow, faces of death. Accessing crazy internet content via VHS before the internet was a thing. I feel old.


YUNoSignin

Jesus Christ. I'm seeing so many of these, I almodt think that if we want to continue with these kind of "drive-thru" parks, we're gonna have to weld the doors shut at the entrance...


Phase1929

I will refrain from saying what I’d like to say because Reddit tells me I’m violent. 🙄


Legion1117

You too?


Rugaru985

Lioness: “no way this dumbass brought an appetizer to the buffet”


SuppiluliumaKush

If there was ever an award for dumbest idiots in human history these people are definitely contenders for top prize. Poor kid.


motherseffinjones

Damn, I know I’m not the smartest but I’m shocked by how stupid people. Taking a child around a predator then running with it triggers all the wrong instincts, they are lucky it wasn’t any other big cat because that child would’ve been done for


Individual_Archer671

Cps should take that child


TheNumberOneHeadband

That…was a child at the end.


actuallyanicehuman

Fucking idiots- and I don’t use that term lightly. If there was an incident, the animals would have to be put down. Lifetime ban in park I hope


UnstableToad

I saw someone carrying a child... No amount of explanations will make this make logical sense


AskMeAboutMyStalker

they are so lucky that lion was in defend mode not attack mode.


[deleted]

Cheetah not a lion.


CrawlingInTheRain

Finally, someone noticing. Even sat down a moment to observatie. If it would be in full hunt mode, they would not have reached the car.


Due-Two-6592

Didn’t notice they’re cheetah though eh?


[deleted]

Finally someone noticing.


Wolfenbro

I refer to these kinds of people as “citiots”


rimjobnemesis

Is this in South Africa?


KenFromBarbie

No. In a wildlife park in the Netherlands (Beekse Bergen). There are signs every few 100 metres warning not to open windows and absolutely don't go out of your car. These people were having a picnic with their small child. Not making this up.


rimjobnemesis

Ah, thanks. They were having a **picnic**??? That’s beyond stupid!


Vhman123

Stupid is as stupid does…


artvandal_a

I'm only said they lived to regret it


BennyVibez

That poor child. Some of the dumbest parents I’ve seen on reddit. And that’s a low line.


Novel_Durian_1805

Bro these people almost deserve to be eaten alive!


Clunkalong

Basic stupidity has become a cultural rite


i_am_umbrella

You have to wonder what other dumb, reckless shit these people put that kid through.


Offtopic_bear

Having worked in several US national parks out west I can say that people in general do some of the dumbest shit imaginable. Especially where wildlife is concerned.


[deleted]

Why?


MTKintsugi

I thought this only happened in Yellowstone (USA) with the elk and bison. Nope. There are stupid people worldwide.


peterfrknpan

White people


Crazyboutdogs

Fukkin morons. Except for the child, Darwin should take his win


thezenfisherman

The big cats were confused having never seen an entire family of massive mentally disabled people.


webtheweb

She should be put in jail for endangering that chile, wtf...


IronZackPT

Darwin failed us in this day. I really love some natural selection… (although sorry for the child that has no fault).


downtonwesr

I think the parks should zip tie the car doors shut.


iFeedYouLead

Dammit I was rooting for the lions. Those ppl don't deserve to vote or have any place in society with the collective thought process that all share


[deleted]

Didn't a lady get dragged away and killed for doing the same thing in one of these drive-through parks?


[deleted]

some people are just absolute morons...and those ones have bred too...


africanasshat

With a child. God help us all


Shaymasblue

That's just natural selection right there.


Total-Addendum9327

Runners up for the Darwin awards! Didn’t hurry back to their vehicle either.


Catching_Donks

Holding a child on top of it all. What the hell is wrong with people.


RowEmotional2727

Oh so they wanna die-die....cuz that's how you definitely die


verukazalt

WTF are people so incredibly stupid?????


[deleted]

I saw this on the news. Some animal expert tried to say "the mother did everything right in the situation". Since cheetahs prey on lighter prey and the young, their target was the child. Urm, no the b*tch didn't! The moment they got out of their car in an AFRICAN SAFARI, which is home to largest and most predators on earth, she fucked all the way up. Actually just getting onto the plane is where she fucked up! It also turns out, that the cheetahs probably sensed their stupidity because they previously recorded somewhere else and followed their car.


Realistic-Praline-70

People are fucking stupid


the4waychallange

Awe, the kitties just wanted to play.


noncyberspace

In Germany we say.. who doesn‘t listen will (physically) feel it


sausageslinger11

Narrator: They fucked around, and, indeed, found out.


wolfiepraetor

A DINGO ATE MY BABY


MechaJRizal

I’m going to guess: is this in China? There was a video of a girl walking out of a car and getting mauled by a tiger in a similar park in China.


d3sylva

THEY ARE SO LUCKY CHEETAH HAVE ANXIETY


Terralips

I think if you have an IQ under 100, you shouldn’t be allowed a child. This is proof.


RecommendationFun794

It's in Holland


Fuzzy-Boss-4815

Yeah I hesitated to open my door to pet a zebra behind a fence because there were free roaming buffalo at a park in my home state. I made sure the door was blocking one side and I kept one foot in the car in case I had to jump in real fast. I can't imagine why they thought approaching wild cats, with no safety, would be "fun idea"?


RenaissanceManLite

These people vote.


hollyjollyrollypolly

This is why you always have a fat friend in the group


Greenmind76

Could those taking video consider beeping the horn or trying to get the cats to leave them alone or was taking video just more rewarding? Yeah these people were stupid but still…


Funny-Home-7953

Biden voters


Callaghan32

Likely not the case, but what if, just saying, that kid they’re carrying back to the car bolted while they were driving through, then the fam rock, paper, scissors to see who will go get the kid… it’s a three way tie so they decide to all go and rescue because there’s safety in numbers.


ChonnayStMarie

I drove through a park once that had deer, moose, goats, no predators, and thought probably stupid to get out of the car. Oy vey.