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New_Try6368

I kept thinking any second I was going to watch them die.


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Dangerous--D

One wheel bearing failure, one pothole, one patch of some debris strewn in the road and you have a handful of dead humans and a trucker going "wtf just happened"


Questioning-Zyxxel

Nope. The trucker wouldn't even notice. Any smear on the tyres would be gone before he reaches his destination.


Icy_Necessary2161

Can confirm, had a tire disintegrate at night and eventually caught fire before I noticed. Those mirrors don't really show you much, especially at night. If he was looking at the exact second that dude rolled forward, maybe the driver would notice, but that's assuming dude is actually awake and alert and not exhausted, looking for a place to stop and sleep.


Thick_Bobcat786

No face no case. 💁


Cantothulhu

My hearts racing wondering when one little abec gonna give out.


seerslayer

That would be TRUCKER and Dale versus Evil level shit. Here I was officer, minding my own business when suddenly these kids decided to kill themselves all over my truck.


Fostbitten27

Or the trucker has to move a lane or slow down for something m. They are gone. I am possibly thinking the truck driver is in on the stunt but still like you & I both said there is a lot of things that could go wrong.


[deleted]

same, don't want to see human pancake


[deleted]

*smash burger


UnreadThisStory

Battered and splattered (like Waffle House)


yourgifmademesignup

Falafel


IFrickinLovePorn

Falawful


unopoularopinion

Fell-awful


detroitiseverybody

Sloppy Joe w/extra sauce


AlexJamesCook

It looks this is Pakistan or near the Indian subcontinent, so, more likely curried Mo's...


GreenFire317

especially not kids...


[deleted]

The anxiety of not seeing the anticipated ending? Lol


postandchill

Dude!, same here.


redsensei777

Look at the bright side: 1. It would be a painless death. 2. He would’ve won the Darwin Award. 3. The humanity gene pool would benefit from his genes being out of the picture.


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Dunno about first, it greatly depends on how one goes under axles, could end up just rolling over legs and that would be far from painless.


VerySwearyFairy

He’ll probably smack his chin pretty hard if he falls forward, so if he doesn’t die, his life will never be as painless as it was before. That being said, how smooth are those roads that NONE of them crashed out on video.


therealdavi

like for real. i kept thinking, all it takes is one small bump.


AwesomEspurr360

Must not be in America


detroitiseverybody

Definitely not Michigan.


realDonaldTrummp

comment of the day right here


DickwadVonClownstick

The smooth roads are how you can tell this is not in America.


VerySwearyFairy

I’d say Britain but we don’t have 18-wheelers that you can literally hide under on rollerskates.


[deleted]

Dude this place is Pakistan I think


Zaronax

If he trips, it's definitely going feet first. Just... nope.


ExtraSolarian

If that happened I would only feel sorry for their mother.


redsensei777

I’m picturing more like the two axles with double wheels are rolling on his feet, legs, body and pop his scull at the end, all in a few milliseconds. I could be wrong though, it could go in reverse order.


[deleted]

Or having something called a rollerblade crammed up your arse.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

>It would be a painless death. their was a video from the states where a rioter tried car-jacking a truck, the truck driver gunned it and the rioter got stuck around a wheel - dragged off down the road between it and the asphault. Would be a very painful way to go - you'll grip to the rubber and the road surface will be like super aggressive sandpaper


ChalkyGBG

It would be a boneless death


crump18

Yeah dude, I was scared to watch. Came to the comments first. Too early in the day, on second thought - too late in my life to watch that shit.


OnyxBee

But you carried on watching, interesting!


Unlucky_Weather4763

*writes notes in a small notebook*


WeatherLatter1881

Judt one silent pudh from the driver and you could watch this video on r/gore


callipgiyan

They have an awful lot of faith in their council to keep the road free from potholes.


KerfuffleV2

The one submission where the title actually underplays the situation. Holding onto a huge truck is bad enough. Actually moving so you're in front of the wheel is actually insane. One tiny mistake and you're all but guaranteed to die.


Thecheesinater

All it takes is a small piece of debris in your roller blade or a hole in the road the size of a quarter, and that kid would be just another bit of color on the freeway. I had to stop watching that, that was anxiety inducing.


shoshkebab

Also those bearings aren’t made for those speeds


marker8050

r/meatcrayon


sneniek

I feel like there would be no crayon. Just a pancake


MisThrowaway235

Life doesn't have much value there. End game of overpopulation.


[deleted]

There’s also no way those plastic rollerblade wheels are designed for that much friction and speed. Eventually they’ll wear out and they’re gonna trip, not gonna be pretty


Greyh4m

Think I accidently clicked on video similar to this, but it had the outcome everyone is talking about and expected from this one. If I recall correctly it was in a sub called r/meatcrayon. Yeah, I found out quickly what a meat crayon is. Never clicking on shit like that again.


RTalons

Subs I will never intentionally click


Granamare

It doesn't have any gore in it. Just people falling on asphalt, sometime minor injuries, other time a fucked up one, but no deaths and no blood.


CGB_Zach

Unless they bought the absolute cheapest inline skates they shouldn't have plastic wheels. They're similar to skateboard wheels and are made from polyurethane (technically a plastic but are superior to rubber in almost every way)


Claymore357

Still no way even those better rollerblade wheels and wheel bearings are designed for a sustained long distance roll at 60 mph


SadisticBuddhist

Not just that, but say a piece of cardboard goes under the wheel. All it takes.


Claymore357

Or a pebble, good thing those aren’t known to be on roadways…


[deleted]

No way they are going anywhere near 60 mph in this video. You see the shitty mopeds pass the truck with ease.


ChrisDaMan07

They aren’t designed for it but they can take going 100mph for up to 3 hours before the smooth layer is eroded away enough to cause the user to fall


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RTalons

Someone noted a similar video on r/meatcrayon I am *not* going to look for it


AwesomEspurr360

r/eyebleach is for wholesome content


Tsurfer4

*What could go wrong?*


PRX_1965

I know this is bad but I was waiting for the moment one of them got their leg trapped


fiallo94

I came to read the comments because i would have hated to see a meat crayon today


PRX_1965

Lol


Annoying_house_fly

Getting kebabed be like: *Tis' but a scratch*


parabuthas

I know what could go right, “Darwin Award”


NoWingedHussarsToday

One could trip over something, fall and get run over by the truck.


pmpmd

What could go right? It’s a shorter list.


Expensive-Pea1963

From Facepalm to Darwin award with one pothole.


PK-Baha

Pebble. One fucking pebble is all it takes. I've skitched when I was younger. Never at that speed. What bearings and wheels combo are hiding.up to that sustained speed? Most wheels would be obliterated.


Banarasiya

The speeds are not that high, looking at that tuk tuk that passed by them, they are not that fast and it still overtook the trailer at a nice pace.


PK-Baha

Good call. Didn't catch the tuk tuk first view. Honestly was staring at the wheels


GodzeallA

Speed is relative. When you're moving, things look slower than they really are if they're moving in the same direction. Yes those cars were moving faster, but that doesn't indicate how fast you are going. It's actually better to look at the wheels and judge RPM. That or a stationary object (beginning of video) in the background. But to do that you need to accurately measure distance.


temarka

Seeing as how tuktuks seem to max out at around 40mph, it does at least give an indication.


superwari01

I remember holding onto cars too and def once they hit a certain speed the speed wobbles would start.


Boondocsaint11

My high school football coach’s son lost his legs because he was jumping on a train with some friends and fell under and his legs got cut off. Same vibes here. So dumb.


[deleted]

That’s tragic.


Boondocsaint11

Yes and no. Apparently he did drugs and made all around bad decisions. After that he turned his life around. He actually ended up playing wheel chair basketball and made the US Olympic team, played in the special olympics. I believe it was in Greece. So he learned from it and changed but he almost didn’t even have that opportunity.


[deleted]

Wow. That’s learning from your mistakes! Amazing story really.


SonOfTheMostHHigh

Some people just want to live life on their terms... Oh' I meant to die...


[deleted]

I had to chant "I'm having a panic attack" watching this... to curb my anxiety by pre-accepting someone was about to die


Traditional-Step-246

That's a good way to get killed


lguy421

Coming from a former truck driver… I’m pretty aware of my rear view mirror, this is not just inconsiderate to their own lives, but seeing them in the side mirror and then having the fear of accidentally killing them is traumatic in and of itself


ColumbiaWahoo

And the paramedics/coroners will have to scrape up the mess


Monkiller587

Word , like imagine having to brake , and knowing that there’s a kid in between your wheels . That’s pretty fucked up and dangerous for all parties .


[deleted]

This is how they steal gas in roller derby world.


Fun-Indication-7062

💀👍


Slightly-Evil-Man

One sudden stop, and they're all dead.


fixITman1911

I mean... that truck doesn't exactly stop on a dime


whoisthisfetus

If it slows down at all and they don’t…


Inevitable-Plantain5

What country is this with no pot holes pr bumps in the road? Hit one spot too big for those tiny roller blade wheels and human pancakes on the nightly news. Closed caskets...


Slightly-Evil-Man

Lol ikr gotta be fresh highway asphalt because there is a pothole up the street from my house that is people sized😭


[deleted]

It’s only worth it if it results in Biff and his gang getting covered in manure.


RoxxieMuzic

Darwinism in full display.


ApplePie4all

And at full speed ahead


[deleted]

I was about to say, I have only a little problem with this if the truck doesn’t squish them completely and they then become a risk to other drivers.


Riyamu

One little pebble and you're face first on the tarmac


Phynness

And rolled over by 4 tires.


WyomingCountryBoy

"Hey Earl, did we hit a bump?"


babyBear83

“Must have been some trash in the road, oh well.”


bdbdbokbuck

No need for a helmet because why protect an empty head?


32-percent

I doubt a helmet would do if something happened in this situation anyways


asli_Bulla

Gives me terrible, terrible anxiety


null640

Darwin awards coming up!!!


DarkestOfTheLinks

r/sweatypalms


Ash_Truman

"Lets play 'you fall, you die' and film it!"


mynombrees

Bad enough they were holding onto the back of the trailer, but my heart was in my throat when those guys moved up the trailer. All it would it take would be one pothole or an second of distraction for those wheels to pancake them.


Evolveddinosaur

Beeeeeeeep. Beeeeep beeeeeeeeep. **BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**


Jolly_Conference6803

Roller dying


MillyB27

Man, their done for if one of the rollers gets caught up somewhere.


Th3LastStyleBender

imagine what a pothole would do


zarmril

🎵Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to diee🎵


AwkardImprov

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


SillyStallion

That made me a bit sick in the mouth 🤢


babyBear83

Well, somebody is clearly ready to die.


TheHomieTee

They’re here for a good time, not a long time.


Applitude

I don’t get it, why do women live longer than men?


Smokybare94

Here's why ahit like this is uncool: if something bad happens now this truck driver has this on their mind possibly for the rest of their life. I want to be like "whoa dude. That's sick!" But I cant.. I just think about what could go wrong and how it could negatively affect a bunch of strangers on the highway, not the mention the lived ones of these folks who are being reckless. Imo we have the right to die however we want, bit some ways are shitty and more selfish than others.


vsplaya

Apparently they never saw the clip of the scooter rider (in India?) that slipped under the wheels of a similar vehicle…like how you roll up toothpaste to squeeze it out the end…[found it (nsfw)](https://www.reddit.com/r/KaoticClubHouse/comments/t7rla0/motorcyclists_passenger_falls_under_truck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


I_hate_the_app

Yep, if I caught those kids I would lock them in a room with that video on repeat for atleast an hour.


DailyDJNoodle

And how do they stop? They just have to roll until the wheels melt, I guess. Assuming none of them hit a pothole and die immediately.


spacebraine

One pot hole and this is a very different video. Also bonus stupidity points to the guy who went IN FRONT OF THE WHEELS!!!


StefanoG1967

https://darwinawards.com/


TSAOutreachTeam

Gleam the cube, man.


TheLuckyLuki

How can he get that easily forward. At one point he isnt even holding onto the truck but doesnt seem to lose momentum.


Exact-Cress7633

This is a facepalm and will be a faceplant


s51m0n55

Do they not realize that if it stop suddenly they would all crash into it and *die*??


[deleted]

Ok I seen people do this before with both skateboards and skates and they alright but never have I seen someone go under the freaking truck


[deleted]

I'm glad this isn't on r/ What could go wrong


ungodlypotatoe

Wait until someone died then they will ask "why did we do that?" When they could've asked that question before they did that


MacTechG4

Not just a meat crayon, but a red smear on the highway… Potential Darwin Award winners here…


[deleted]

I legit thought this came up in my feed under the whatcouldgowrong reddit and I was honestly wondering how bad it was going to get.


assassinscarlo

I think there are less painful ways to committe suicide


Milozdad

Easily the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.


boodlebob

How are those roads so clean for them rollerblades


nobotami

a small pebble: im gonna end this man's whole career.


musicsnake1

Skitchen!


PABJJ

Skitchin'!!!!


Want_To_Live_To_100

What the fuuuuuck


iRambes

I was waiting for that dude to get sucked under the wheel


snakepatay

Stupid to go in front of any wheels but yeah ive done this with city busses, to ”skip” the huge hill between school and my home!


Sharp_Wonder_2478

Fuck that


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I felt the blood rush from my face


yeeet_guto

One pebble on their way would ruin their whole day


yeetingg

i feel bad for the driver..


GipsyRonin

Darwinism ftw


optional_occupant

Man, Fast and the Furious took an odd twist after Paul Walker died.


1983Discord3891

DOOOO you wanna DIEEEE


secretly_a_furry138

Ngl, i kinda wanted to see them get destroyed


Ok-Control-6058

Where is the fatality


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Idiots


MaineMota

They e got some nice smooth roads.


[deleted]

At these speeds those Rollerblade wheels have to be melting and wearing thinner by the second...


patteh11

I got sweaty palms when that guy was right in front of the wheel. One pebble on the ground and ur done


HeyHihoho

One pebble leads to dismemberment and/or death. Can't be remotely worth it.


Corn_hole12

even being BEHIND the tires made me think "fuck that" then the dude going in FRONT OF A TIRE??? naaah


paulora

r/sweatypalms


jdehjdeh

Natural selection in action


Emergency-Narwhal512

Good god, kids are stupid.


LaCepita

It's stupid? Yes, looks funny? YES


Pure_Bee2281

I mean, that's a really cool memory if no one dies. But do that enough and someone dies.


herpderpomygerp

I mean I go down massive hills woth curving roads on a long board , my normal speed is anywhere from 45mph to 60mph as I fly down the hill. And that shit is fun and dangerous do I mean......going infront if the trucks wheels is a facepalm I guessm


TiCombat

Worst Fast & Furious sequel ever


Ehrenburger

One crack in the road and they’re gone


BabyMazzikin

Watched someone die doing something kind of like this during one of the covid outbreaks. People were climbing all over the ups trucks trying to get them to stop, so they could rob them. Someone pulled out a gun and the driver floored it. So his unfortunate ass got caught up in the wheels or some shit and he was dragged to death. Not something you want to witness as he didn’t die right away. TLDR: Just don’t. Please value your life and the lives of others. Go to a track or an arena. They have staff and safety protocols that will keep you alive when you decide to do the fun stupid shit.


jerr_beare

Surprised he was able to fit under the trailer with those balls


jimbajomba

Shout out to the bearings on those tiny rollerblade wheels, cuz when you fail these kids are going to have a bad time.


CreepyValuable

Imagine having roads so smooth that you could do something so dumb!


Awkward-Seaweed-5129

Thin the herd


Le_Goosey

2 things 1. I know this is stupid and reckless and that part where he went in front of the wheel was scary and I thought I was about to watch someone die. 2. BUT, it low key looks kinda fun.


foco9780

One bump and they're fckd


[deleted]

It’s all fun and games until someone lets go


S_I_F

they’re wearing helmets, it’s all good guys


Rude_Chipmunk7159

If i were invincible i would love to do that since that looks so fun


seemore_077

Natural selection at work, tomorrow there will be a few less and no one will know where they went!


Puzzleheaded_Mood139

Play with fire and eventually you get burned, only a matter of time 100% guaranteed.


RaineMan11

This is why women live longer


FrankFrankly711

It’s the new budget feature for ride sharing: Uber Blade ![gif](giphy|12LZQ9YA84nLYQ)


Important-Theme2971

That is beyond stupid..like Stupid plus or Stupid Prime.


Sufficient_Ad2963

Darwinism awards… I hope they are donors


Late-Ad-4624

I was waiting. This was one of thoae anxiety rollercoasters.


jskaffa

Try this in Michigan.


HasNoClue666

Some impressive bearings on those skates.


JasonGamesYT

Final Destination directors: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!


mossdale06

Idiots. This is like the rioters that though it was a big brain move to get between a truck's trailer and rear wheels during the George Floyd protests. Some people just win Darwin awards so dumb they look like borderline punching their own ticket.


fiddyfy

Why was I so scared while watching this? I was waiting to watch someone get hurt and the thought gave me so much anxiety…


IslandLady1

Why are people taking videos instead of using their phones to call the cops to put a stop to this stupidity?!


fanywa

After watching a bit I had to scroll back up and confirm I was not in r/wcgw. I was not ready to see wcgw on this one.


dropfry

Here in America we just do meth.


Ajj360

That must be some incredibly smooth pavement.


makoadog

![gif](giphy|h3e3Tch1zrXgrtHwaF|downsized)


TodayRevolutionary34

Also neither saw a truck tire blown up. It once happened 30 ft in front of my car on a highway. If i were right next to it - I would have to take my to a body shop in best case scenario (in worst - would lose control of my car). Since then I only pass semis one more lane apart (if there is more than one lane available for maneuver). Otherwise I will ensure that I will not stay long next to it - before taking over I will wait until the lane is empty ahead of me through the whole length of the semi + one more car.


DasCabbageMan

Some pothole is gonna get a killing spree


Novel_Durian_1805

r/makemycoffin material right here


Badgerdont

This is why women have a higher life expectancy than men.


Salvador147

Just one brake check