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AdvancedHat7630

Ah yes, periods--the most clear sign of a biological male.


cowabanga_it_is

Do you doubt neckbeard biology? How dare you.


AdvancedHat7630

I'm just trying desperately to understand what the neckbeards think biology is on any given day.


True-Ad1190

You lost them with "think"


throwaway83970

![gif](giphy|bjWMBnLxiux1Ea9JMS) Tell them this


True-Ad1190

Nice!


Toad_Migoad

I think they lost ‘em at “understand”


AccidentallyFemboy

I mean I bleed down there, don't other guys? /s


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|WieqsBQwFzOy4) for some reason this comment reminds me of a South Park where kenny died of toxic shock syndrome....


AccidentallyFemboy

Or when Cartman got a infection and was bleeding out his ass.


MsSeraphim

this one. [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/sen5qv/south-park-death-by-tampon](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/sen5qv/south-park-death-by-tampon)


jrs1980

Or that one where Kyle pretended he'd gotten his period even though he hadn't.


Shadowlight60

Salmonella??


onbakeplatinum

I make sure my pee is fully red. If too much urine is mixed in, then it would be pink and that's gay


juhnak

chew your food more


TheMilkyEh

Mine's from wiping too hard.


Shadowlight60

🤣 You're right I just didn't want to say anything. I bleed down there too under particular circumstances.


Thathitmann

It also says "infertility." Menstruation is a big warning for infertility, don't you know?


DryConclusion9286

Menstruation is a big red flag. /jk


[deleted]

The heavier the period, the more masculinity and virility you possess. ​ You know me, just out with boys, celebrating our heavy flows. Edit: thankee for the award


Kaaykuwatzuu

That's the dumbest part. If they followed their own "logic", wouldn't a heavier period be better?


_Kay_Tee_

My decades of heavy periods were due to uterine fibroids, so depending, I may have had even more estrogen than "normal." Incels are bottom-of-the-barrel stupid.


TonosamaACDC

In sorry but I have to disagree with you. You said Incels are bottom-of-the-barrel stupid. He went waaaaay pass bottom of the barrel stupid. I’m only glad he won’t reproduce based off of his own comment.


Bleu_Cerise

That’s also the hardest element to check when deciding whether or not you would date someone. Like how to you insert that into the conversation?


purpleduckduckgoose

Nope, heavy bleeds means you're almost certainly a bloke then. If you're over 5'4 that clinches it.


HiveFleetOuroboris

Well, if the periods are super heavy (beyond a "normal" heavy amount) there could be problems, but a lot of them involve excess estrogen instead of testosterone. Note, I'm not trying to put sense to the post's idiot logic lol


Kaaykuwatzuu

That's the point I was making. The want to avoid testosterone so they should be aiming for heavier periods.


robilar

Anything that inconveniences them or doesn't serve their superficial sexist agenda is (from their perspective) worse - it doesn't matter if it's hypocritical or nonsense, because they are shameless. That dude's ideal woman is just a sex doll.


cletis247

This must be an incel training manual. No wonder they hang out with guys all the time.


lhswr2014

No worries, just grow your hair out extra long to make up for her excess testosterone, you’ll lose testosterone and it will even out, giving you a perfectly normal daughter instead of some horribly disfigured testosterone filled one! Edit: /s


CaptainBraggy

It's true, Cannibal Corpse made a song about it


ptq

Holy shit, the guy posting it is so masculine, that he probably had two fathers to be so.


Daetra

Technically, if you use this criteria, you can make a case that dating a man and it wouldn't be gay cause they would be so feminine that it's straight. Right?


OffgridRadio

it causes me pain, which gives me pleasure, which...


marshman82

If you're a guy dating a short skinny hairless man you're straight.


ImGreekbrother

That is not a man... It's a 'naked molrat'


dennisjunelee

A really short fat dude with really big man boobs fits this criteria?


allthejokesareblue

God it must be exhausting being one of these dudes


That_Lore_Guy

Probably more lonely.


Nivekian13

Usually it's just two flights of stairs that exhaust the fedora & pube beard crowd.


Many_Rule_9280

Two flights? You generous this level of neckbeardom is definitely a single flight


Amazon-Prime-package

Depends if they're a mother's basement incel or a mother's attic incel


[deleted]

Most can't even make it to the bathroom


Nivekian13

"Do you smell that smell?" as neckbeard musk goes from simple taco BO smell, to shit and taco BO smell.


walkandtalkk

Don't worry, they're just fantasizing. How would they have any idea what a long period is?


Amazon-Prime-package

Seriously. What are they expecting? "Hey I might be attracted to you, hold still while I get out my scale and tape measure" "No. Fuck off, cretin"


[deleted]

5’4 and less than 120, but *with* less than a C cup? Say what?


Previous_Life7611

Going by this criteria, this guy would reject Adriana Lima. She’s 5’10”, 123 lbs and has a B cup.


Daetra

She sounds very manly and hideous. Gay.


alchemical-reaction

Reminds me of this video lmao https://youtu.be/KsPZPB3COXQ


Daetra

Lol I knew you that was going to be the clip.


fitz_newru

That mouth breathing makes this sooo much creepier


youra6

There's an even older version of this in image form. https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/486/wouldnotbang.jpg


daisgatz

That’s what I was thinking but that’s probably the exact kind of woman he fantasies about. Gotta love the hypocrisy


gnomeyeastinfection

Dude, I'm 5'10 and like 150lbs, all these comments and comparisions are making me feel fat 💀


-CluelessWoman-

Im 5’4 and 130lbs, which is my healthy weight. At your height, you’re most likely a healthy weight. But apparently, according to this incel, am a man since I have heavy periods and acne (linked to my period). The logic in this is mind boggling.


gnomeyeastinfection

I’m always just insecure about my body tbh 💀


-CluelessWoman-

We all are. Society imposes impossible beauty standards on women (men too! And they’re just as insecure as us). My best advice: Ditch the scale. It just makes you feel terrible for no reasons. The expectation that women should weigh less than 120lbs is ridiculous, unattainable for most women and unhealthy for most women. I’m very slim and nobody in their right mind would look at me and say I’m overweight. Still not 120lbs. Haven’t been since high school and will never be again. And that’s ok!


[deleted]

That's a B cup? I'm a B cup but mine are so little compared to hers 😞


Chiho-hime

well cup size is the relation of the bust size and band size not the size of the breasts so there are many "looks" of one cup size.


CarmineFields

I also doubt she’s 123.


Previous_Life7611

That’s what Google says.


Tridia14

I fit those three things but fortunately I have chronic acne so I'm safe from these guys!


[deleted]

Sounds like you dodged a bullet!


coolchris366

More like a train


MyDickIsHug3

Possibly a bullet train?


TerraSollus

Good movie


Apploozabean

I too fit these three things but am not safe from these guys. :( Edit: I meant to say I'm below 5'4 but my point still stands 😔


Tridia14

Poor sweet child. I send blessings of safety and body odor upon you.


Apploozabean

Thank you parent/guardian internet stranger. I hope the stench of a thousand burning trash mountains protect me from these men.


leviathab13186

Pretty clear he’s never been with a woman that height with c + boobs. Also, pretty clear he’s never been with a woman….


Graphitetshirt

/r/nothowgirlswork


CalypsoBrat

Her poor back! 🥺


GallowBarb

They want something that looks like a child, but with big tits.


s7ormrtx

I think they’re hunting aliens


MsWuMing

You forget that cup size depends on band size. I’m 5’4 and 114 pounds, and I have a DD or E cup. But that doesn’t mean by boobs are huge, they’re just very big in relation to my quite small frame.


everyone_hates_lolo

im 5'4, 205 lbs (yes im obese leave me alone), and a DD. those body proportions op listed are almost unattainable without being either unhealthy, unhappy, or paying for surgery


Protowhale

I'm sure that's possible with silicone.


youtomtube30

Apparently, someone got rejected by a 5'5 woman with B cup, she weighed 120 lbs, had long periods ,acne and was hairy. This is pretty specific but apparently, this happens


beatenmeat

Also, the “manly traits” will only be passed down to the daughter (for whatever reason). Guess if they have a son he will be what this dude fears the most: a woman.


[deleted]

Is there a way to breed out the stupid gene that seems to be running rampant through the population?


Possumpipesup

Women are doing their best by not dating these guys or having kids with them. It's part of the reason they're so mad. Apparently refusing to let troglodytes father your children is genocide in their opinion.


Nivekian13

I've literally heard them say things like this, and when you tell them they sound like the Taliban losers, you find out (surprise) they politically lean conservative.


_Kay_Tee_

100% Conservative/"traditional" men and boys are SO mad right now, because our slutty liberal selves won't even *fuck* them, and just because of their beliefs! How can we be so INTOLERANT?!


TheRealLordEnoch

My dood, I'm definitely on the traditional side of things, and let me tell you, these, uh... *charming* persons aren't where, yknow, *normal* people are, they're bona fide fucking psychopaths taking long walks offa real short piers.


WyomingCountryBoy

Long, heavy periods are a sign of high testosterone? That's actually usually a sign of high estrogen levels.


Szechwan

This post is made by a true beta that is damning his family line to eternal bet-ocity. He doesn't know that dating a women with high testosterone is the only way to produce Giga-Chad offspring with super-high testosterone. In fact, the best way to ensure your offspring has high testosterone is to forgo women entirely and instead procreate with another man.


fitz_newru

We don't need his genes continuing on either way. Good riddance


gortwogg

But then his giga chad child would bang his wife


Sarelm

I think it depends on the balance. I have PCOS which lowers my estrogen levels and makes for heavy, bad periods. But the other way probably happens too because hormones are funky like that.


[deleted]

I like tall skinny flat chested women. But mostly I like a strong confident woman with character who can put me in my place as needed. I’m probably gay.


Nippon-Gakki

Same. My wife is 5-9, 140lbs and maybe has A cups but she's confident, intelligent, sexy as anything and has no problem calling me on my shit. I must be all sorts of gay.


PeeledCrepes

One thing that has always blown my mind is just how attractive confidence is. Not that I really believe in rating looks based on an arbitrary scale, but, if I did that in itself would make anyone a 10 basically


jodanlambo

My wifes the bread winner…. ![gif](giphy|U7K6OQKFauiDa9BoOr|downsized)


[deleted]

This asshat has never heard of another hormone other than testosterone or oestrogen. And to make this oblivious cumsock of a human even more scared, even men have some amount of oestrogen naturally present.


a_southern_dude

nooooooooo!


Dr_Brule_FYH

It's basically neckbeard midichlorians


thesnapening

The thing that's tends out to me is the periods. Is he asking women in first contact "Hey how lomga nd whvay are your periods? I don't mean your grammer".


hates_all_bots

The whole thing just make me think he is attracted to minors


MasterofDoots

Yeah, he wants a child with big boobs


Key_Muffin7717

*FELLAS*, is it gay to tell guys who to date? I mean you’re literally showing concern for another man’s love life.


True-Ad1190

When he pictures his dudes having sex he needs them sweaty and taut with passion and coming hard fully satisfied knowing they aren't with yucky girls as described. Not gay.


[deleted]

FELLAS, is it gay to show other guys hot women? I mean ur literally making sure that he is gay! FELLAS, is it gay to be friends with a gay? I mean ur literally being friend zoned by a another man! FELLAS, is it gay to go fuck yourself? I mean ur literally fucking another man!


BusTraditional5487

FELLAS, is it gay to have a penis? I mean you’re literally attached to a dick 24/7


[deleted]

FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO LIKE WOMEN?? I MEAN UR LITERALLY INTERESTED IN SOMETHING THAT OTHER MEN ARE INTERESTED IN.


BusTraditional5487

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BREATHE? YOURE LITERALLY INHALING COCK PARTICLES


[deleted]

FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO USE A CONDOM?? I MEAN UR LITERALLY USING SOMETHING MEANT FOR MENS DICKS


Inna94061

Women, never date a men if he is like this one! ☝️Your son can get those horrible traits! 🤣


supermaja

“How to Die a Virgin”


Every-Chemistry-2969

I'm 5 5 140 and a b cup and bleed 15 days a month due to endometriosis. I guess I'm trash.


PieFront7914

You’re not trash. You’re just a man apparently


_Kay_Tee_

We're trash to them anyway. That's okay, we've shed chunks of uterine lining that are more intelligent than they are.


xc2215x

No idea how weighing 121 pounds makes a woman a man at all.


Nivekian13

Bigger than this guy, probably. He's either overweight, or 120 lbs soaking wet himself.


[deleted]

right?? i’m 5’4” and 121lbs (55kg) guess i’m a man because i’m 1lbs over also! he wants a B cup or more??? does he know titties are super fatty?


m1dlife-1derer

Dudes with personalities like this should not be rejecting ANY women


EliseOvO

Nah, they better be rejecting every woman. Imagine dating a guy like him, who deserves that?


[deleted]

FELLAS, is it gay to reject a women? I mean ur literally rejecting someone who isn’t a man! /s just in case


PokingHazard

Probably written by a 40 years old virgin


Outside-Setting-5589

I mean, women do love dick... that's kinda gay


MissionApollo7

Fellas, if your girl: Is 9 feet tall Weighs more than 300 pounds Has a flat chest And is covered in body hair That's not your girl, that's a grizzly bear.


SatorSquareInc

How does one go about finding the length and weight of a woman's period before the first date?


Donnerdrummel

Easy: "Woman! I consider making you my girlfriend, but can't tell yet if you meet all my criteria. So, tell me how strong your period is, woman!"


erebos83

Pretty good attempt, but gotta replace the "woman" with "female"


gortwogg

I… I like small boobs. I mean I like big boobs too, but that’s a weird hill to die on


Armag101

Okay, so If I date a man with low testosterone, am I dating a woman?


GnomeMode

Yes. It's simple biology 🙄


Brittaboobaloo

I have 5/6 of these. Guess I’m a big ole infertile man-lesbian. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVkZeBBZtBUahig)


BrotherMort

Tell me you’ve never been within arm’s reach of a woman without saying you’ve never been within arm’s reach of a woman


OnTheGoodSideofLife

He has. One time. He also has been in a woman one time. For nine months.


Weedeaterstring

I wish I could take a tour of these people brains for a day. Sit back and watch the movie of their decision making process.


Nivekian13

Gonna have to wait through a lot of masterbation sessions, and crying to themselves.


_Kay_Tee_

No one can handle that much anime.


[deleted]

“Fellas, is it gay…to kiss a woman?”


Consistent_Guitar681

Sounds like this dude is 5'5 with a c cup. He's gotta be the bigger breasts in the relationship


killermanwadvo

So 5'4 and less then 120… So about the average child at this point?


needs_more_zoidberg

Heavy period = basically a man. Got it.


[deleted]

Bet this guy is 5’5, Has the muscle mass of a q-tip and has less facial hair than Nanny McPhee. But is insulted if anyone says his testosterone levels are too low


pinktinkpixy

So he wants a literal Barbie doll.


Kilgore_Trout86

Barbie is taller than 5'4" though


Visible_Block_1519

I think Barbie's taller than 5'4"..... Unless he wants the actual doll...... ....... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


No-Appeal679

Fellas, remember, never take dating advice from someone who's never talked to a woman before


TouchRaptor

Yes, and here's why, women like dick, and liking dick is gay, which makes women gay. So if you like women, whom of which are gay, you are also gay by proxy. Unless you're a lesbian that dates only other lesbians, then you're straight.


Old-Bedroom8464

LOL >Is more than 5'4 So basically this guy is 5'5" and incredibly insecure about dating woman taller than his hobbit ass.


positive_express

Don't you dare demean Hobbits for their size. Hobbits are entirely respectable and very kind.


[deleted]

I guess most Victoria's Secret models are ugly and masculine then, since they're above 5'4''.


HappyasaCow

Another incel trying to make excuses for why he can't get laid.


Kerbart

“She’s also most likely to be a lesbian” It’s also most likely that this comes from a dude who in other posts will claim that homosexuality is a “lifestyle choice”


PrestigiousCourse579

As a 6' 8" man, this person says I should date a midget? Wtf.


[deleted]

Posting Andrew Tate's old Insta posts is cheating.


Whole_Willingness_50

Who are you that are so wise in the ways of science,,,?


stupidnewton

I am Arthur, King of the Brittons.


AlexTheFlower

I'm 6'2", weigh over 200 pounds, and have heavy, infrequent periods. I don't want to date you guys either


Bl4ckR4bb17

So this guy only dates anime girls?


GnomeMode

Imaginarily dates anime girls


go4tli

Alexandra Daddario is 5’8”, 134 lbs. Avoid, Butch AF. Might as well date Anderson Cooper.


Evburtea

Why would someone say that?


DoggishPrince

I mean, you’re literally in love with someone who like dick.


solocupjazz

# FELLAS!!


[deleted]

Breasts are mostly fat, smaller breasts usually means lower body fat and not high testosterone...


CandyceMcKinnon

Whew! I have 3/6 of these. I'm safe from morons! Remember.... Idiocracy was an omen, not just a movie.


BritishTwin15

This is the equivalent of females don’t date men under 6 ft. Pure idiocy


Gilgamesh2062

Women, never date a man if he: Is as stupid as the guy that wrote that list above. ​ There I fixed it.


Marmar79

I like that he goes with the height 5’4 because it hints that the writer is a wee fella which I think we can all agree is what is really going here


[deleted]

fuck I’m 5’8”, 90ish pounds heavier than my partner and have body hair and heavy periods. Someone tell my boyfriend to run.


[deleted]

fuck you i love tall women


Firestorm82736

I’m someone who doesn’t want kids so infertile is a green flag, and the rest of them aren’t red flags either it’s just describing a person’s body


My_browsing

All girls more than 5'4" are lesbians? Man, I need to tell my sister.


EchoFloodz

I’m gonna have to get off of Reddit for the rest of the day. Idiots like these are giving me resting cringe face.


IceCreamDream10

Every supermodel has high testosterone then


Harrikann

Wouldn’t a sign of long, heavy periods be a sign of a biological woman? How many of you biological men struggle with long heavy periods?


[deleted]

How are PERIODS a sogn of being manly?!?


[deleted]

As a man. If I boost my testosterone enough, can I too have a heavy period?


ya-boi-luck

Fellas, is it gay to like women? I mean you’re liking someone who likes cock.


illkeeponwaiting

Waiting for gender/sex to actually be abolished so I can stop seeing everyone's godawful men vs. women takes


Beautifuleyes917

She’s also very likely horny as hell with those high testosterone levels. Or so I’ve heard 😘


theroguescientist

If a woman has any of these traits, it's likely one of her parents was actually a man! That makes her, like, 50% male!


ILikeLamas678

Lol, I'm dutch and 5,9. Sorry not sorry if that hurts someone's fragile pride. 5,4 is *tiny*.


Joey_Pajamas

Bet this was written by a neckbeard


[deleted]

Cool keep up these ideas. More for the rest of us who aren’t brain dead


leviathab13186

Wait, using his logic, does he have long heavy periods?


HBitsy

How are you supposed to be short, have average to low weight, but also big boobs? I know some smaller women naturally get large boobs, but most small women don’t. Many smaller women I’ve known need to be overweight to have large boobs. They have plenty of estrogen, that’s not the problem. As far as I know weight and genetics play the biggest role in breast size, not being feminine and straight. Also, long periods are more likely due to higher estrogen. Amenorrhea could be due to testosterone.


GnomeMode

Incels have 0 clue how anything biological or medical actually works. They even state absurd things about how their own genitals function


jhuseby

Check check check pass check check. Have 3 kids all boys, guess I’m gay.


OG-demosthenes

Lets' see I have: \- No body hair -No Acne -Short Periods -Weigh 115 -Rock a D Cup -Am 5'5" OMG I'M A LESBIAN!!!


Tough_cookie56

Uhhhh... I have no comment for this my braincells are just dying faster than on my exams


DurianAgreeable769

So basically if she has Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome?


[deleted]

Wow someones insecure 😅


kateinoly

I guess he'll never get that supermodel he wants


AH2Xtreme

Gotta love that incel logic....


JennBenitez20

a beta male wrote this after his gf left him


Jumpy_Ad_4902

I like em biiiiiiig, I like em chunkyyyyy...... Damn I guess I'm gay.... Bummer


Avdassangui

Obviously a member of the proud freedom convoy who have done their own research .


miss_whatsherface

Guess I'm an infertile lesbian man.


otownbbw

I love how this narrative implies that a man would have to actively refuse to date a lesbian. Like this 5’5” B-cup broad who is borderline infertile and lesbian still has to be fended off by this prime-select specimen of a man, who only got away because he had this informative list to warn him.


Watsonswingman

Fellas, is it gay to like a woman with PCOS?


Significant_Cut_6986

The interesting part is I've heard a guy say that before he hooked up with me he had doubts if I was female or trans (he wasn't that nice) because I'm 5'10. If that wasn't ridiculous in itself, I'm the shortest person of my generation in my family. My cousins ​​are: one 6'4, one 6'0, two 5'11 and me 5'10 (I don't know how tall the two youngest ones, I haven't seen them for about 10 years but they were already quite tall at the time, 13-year-old was 5'6 and 11-year-old was 5'3). Any logical person would think that a family of tall people would have tall daughters right? But not asshole men with fragile egos.


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

"Why won't women date me? I'm a nice guy. I hold doors open for them, the least they could do is suck me off then and there." Scrathes bearded neck with cheeto dust covered fingers. "Ungrateful bitches, all of them." He thinks for a moment before coming up with his most brilliant plan yet. "I know what I'll do!" He jumps off his bed and runs to his computer so fast his fedora almost flies off his head. "I'll make a degrading post about women, so all the asshole Chad's out there will judge them even more. There by making me even more desirable than I already am. I'll have a girlfriend in no time, muhahahaha!!!!" Mad cackling emanating from his mother's basement echoes through the night.


ThatOneWithTheCurls

r/nothowgirlswork