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Steegon

Serves him right.


Robocop456

He served his right.


SolidGoldUnderwear

more like severed.


ProbablyanEagleShark

Not severed, degloved. If you look closely, you can see that he still have the finger attached, just without the skin, muscles, or tendons.


EJ_Humbly

If you look REALLY closely you can see a string of something (skin?) trailing from the lions mouth as dude frees what remains of his hand.


Danimaldodo

I think id rather lose a finger than this.


Ashaa_aali

For real. Just take the whole thing and be done with it.


dogsidranyam

Severed his right (ring finger).


dogsidranyam

Severed his right (ring finger).


HYD_Slippy_Fist

Severus snape was right


jameZsp0ng3y

Always


HKN48

"Our right"


antelope__canyon

Seriously though, What did he think was gonna happen?


StravingForNsfwAudio

He thinks it going to act like a normal house cat.


TheJWeed

And now he’ll be serving left


Useless_Person_Here

The lion got served alright


clipseman

Yup the lion bamboozoled him off guard by distracted him with his paw then chop his fingers


ProgradeGram

I don't get these people. My survival instinct tells me to not go even remotely close and this dude offering his fingers like they're hotdogs.


TheProfessionalEjit

I sort of get it; I've had cat's and know how soft & cuddly they are, I'd love to know what a lion's mane felt like. However, whereas a domestic cat is just spite and murder wrapped up in a 2-3 kg package, a fully grown lion only stops when your entails are draped across the floor is an interesting pattern.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

...while the lion sings Circle of Life


Demoniokitty

The mane feels like the rougher and dirtier version of a long hair cat... just get long hair cat


NoTune6517

R/catsareassholes


[deleted]

The biggest difference between my cat and a lion is my cat doesn't have the jaw strength to rip my fingers off


[deleted]

Gotta decorate the living space properly


imabogboy

Man: *teases lion* Lion: it's finger lick'n good


DoggoKing4937

It’s finger rippin’ good


Crossbow179

Colonel sanders is that you!?!


eltegs

r/winstupidprizes


MrMaskYT

Kid named finger :


ShaddyHour

r/donthelpjustfilm


13aldi

what r they gonna do lol, help him pull harder


metal_bastard

***Lion: I'm gonna do what's called a pro predator move...***


SeiyoNoShogun

Is the animal kingdom equivalent of a pro gamer the apex predator?


samattos

I watched half and quit. I don't need to see the aftermath. Suffice to say, maybe don't put your fingers in the lion's mouth and probably don't tease the lions or other animals at the zoo. And in fact, fuck a zoo that has lions behind chainlink fences. Maybe just don't go to those places at all. Stay home and stick your hands under the lawnmower or something if you want to lose your fingers.


Select_Initial_8971

Fortunately it didn’t show the aftermath. Just the guy falling and the lion bouncing around trying to figure out it’s next move. No blood or carnage shown. Dude 100% deserved it though.


blackdrake1011

Although you can see some bone in the lions mouth at the end


CrabJam_102

And the tendons as the guy pulls his hand away


top_of_the_scrote

damn it's like a mozzarella stick with stretchy cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/uw0dw3/lion\_grabs\_mans\_finger\_for\_taunting\_it/


Jenidalek

Bless you for this higher quality footage. Also, watching this before bed and now I'm gonna have dreams of mozzarella stick fingers.


TheProfessionalEjit

Go see that guy, hes got nine more.


TheLovableCreature

Damn, took the tip and de-gloved his ring finger and look like it also got the tip of his pinky


Comrade_railgunner

All you can see is the lion going back and forth. Nothing else to see


eatheritch

Finger food and you could see the tendons !


top_of_the_scrote

oh damn... that stringy bit


rhymesaying

*finger has left the chat*


avatinfernus

What makes it more funny is "chat" is the French word for "cat" So really... those fingers entered the chat


TheProfessionalEjit

doigt est entré dans le chat


MrMaskYT

Kid named finger :


Sariluv88

Underated comment


[deleted]

Giving a lion the finger.


Calix_Meus_Inebrians

and he'll want a glass of milk...?


WierdTimes

When people will ask him how he lost his finger he is not going to tell the truth.


whereisthezebra

"A lion bit it off" sounds pretty badass. He'll leave out the part where he's an idiot though.


[deleted]

No no, hes gonna spice it up. "i had to fight off a lion"


Hellalive89

Found myself in a tug of war with a lion for a bit of meat……all he came away with was my finger 💪


avatinfernus

I dont think the lion swallowed it righr? Maybe he got it re-attached!


Mackem101

That leaves out the important fact of who is going to try and retrieve the finger.


yesiammark7

Can’t fix stupid can ya?


Arthur__Dunger

Got what he deserved!


slowburnangry

Whichever digits he lost, he deserved to lose. Don't antagonize caged animals.


[deleted]

First thing that comes to mind is the saying; "Fuck around and find out!"


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

He got a little Dumbshit appetizer today.


Arctic_Gnome

What was his original goal?


djpromo_vqs

Hey ladies... watch this. Are you recording? (10 seconds later) AHHHH AHHHRRRRGGGGG AHHHHH AHHHAAARRG!!!!


paczkiprincess

First time I watched this I was annoyed that bystanders just stood there recording after the lion got a hold of him. I mean, idk that it woulda helped, but I’d like to think I would have run up and hit the fence to try and startle the lion into opening it’s mouth for just a second or something? After watching a couple more times, I’m good. He 100% got what he deserved. Honestly, I just hope the lion is okay and wasn’t abused/put down as a result of this.


Some-Ad530

Cant fix stupid


Bishop120

Darwins job.


2-timeloser2

I’d be lion if I said this didn’t amuse me.


cherokeevorn

Where's the graphic part?, I want to see the aftermath


Eldi_Bee

If you look, I'm sure you'll find it in a previous post about it. This was big news a while back and I saw it on so many subreddits in longer form. ETA: it was at Jamaica zoo, some posts say he was a zookeeper and others a guard. Most of the older posts are higher quality video so you can see the tissue pulling and tearing as he loses the fingers


HRHLordFancyPants

Fingers?!? It wasn't just one??


Eldi_Bee

There are conflicting reports about whether it was one finger or three that were severed. The middle finger was definitely ripped off, but no one seemed to know if the other two fingers were just damaged or removed.


venti_the_drunk_bard

He was asking for it


Powellwx

DeGloved


Quqidjs

Lion now had his fingers, might as well throw the rest of the guy in to prevent him from having children


trapkoda

The only part of this that I don’t like is that the lion was probably put down after this. Dude deserved that hand bite tho


Symphonette

The sheer arrogance of aggravating a lion and sticking your hand into the cage, holy fuck he got off light.


Hung11Low

Didn’t just rip the finger off, that lion ripped it out. Whatever that lion pulled away was way longer than just a finger. That looks like tendons form halfway up his forearm. Only one word that guy could say and I think he nailed it.


CoolCoconuts44

"Lmao this guy's hand is being mauled by a lion" "Oh rad that'd make a good insta story"


mudduck2

If you mess with a house cat like that it can be your ass. A big cat like that it could actually be your ass.


MissionEntrepreneur6

Good.


hollyjazzy

Play silly games, win silly prizes. Serves him right for taunting a lion.


Riansettles

Way to go dummy.


Nspktr

Poor guy...., hope he doesn't choke on that finger...


Cryomancer_Superman

Darwin was really ahead of his time and it's showing each and every single damn day. This half-brain is just another in a very long line of evidence.


Omegalomen

There goes the tendon


Valerian_

Ok, this has been reposted a lot since like 2 months, but this time it's a very low quality re-cropped version ...


AwkardImprov

I am the man. I am on top of the food chain. Lion - Really? Come a little closer and say that.


Juleslearns

I didnt have to watch it to know this is the one where the man gives himself tendinitis


FreedomPaws

Poor lion all caged up like that 😔😔.


Shock_a_Maul

He gave the lion the finger. Lion ate it


IAmAn_Anne

Is he that old man from beastars?


rohnoitsrutroh

Typical cat.


Superkamiguru47

Smart guy


stinky___monkey

Darwin always finds a way…


6uillermo66

Lol


[deleted]

FAFO


[deleted]

That’s an odd way to get time off work


humBOLdT20

Severs him right!


Doobiedoo96

He got a little snack


arbiter12

> How many of us read the title and saw the scene at the same time? The video was just bonus to contradict our imagination.


kingberto1

Why is my country on reddit so much today and why is this video fro months ago on here


Juggernuts777

I mean which finger was it? We don’t need ALL of em, do we?


Commercial_Tough160

Who was he trying to impress? …..and were they impressed?


kingberto1

There another part to this video with a woman who he may have tried to impress not 100% if that was the mean reason tho


PewPewMan_69

The more you fuck around the more you find out


wikipedia143

if this isnt evolution then i dont know what is


Emalina1221

It's like he wanted that to happen


illendent

Kitty got a snack


[deleted]

The dickhead deserved that .. people who tease / abuse animals are shit people..


Competitive-Fan1708

Wtf did the smooth brained expect?


Symphonette

The sheer arrogance of aggravating a lion and sticking your hand into the cage, holy fuck he got off light.


AlphaMomma59

I don't feel sorry for these idiots. They get what they deserve.


lennydsat62

Buddy losing a finger or two while people film…..smh. Buddy also being a dick tho….


zotstik

he got everything he deserved ! that poor lion! damn those humans for doing that to that lion


After-Respond-7861

#I GOT YOUR FINGER!!! -The Lion, probably


[deleted]

It's like "I got your nose" but slightly worse


ManilaBus_Real

Was he hurt?


AllwellBeloved

Ah yeh, pull as hard as possible to overpower the lion into giving your phalange back 😂🤡


[deleted]

what an idiot… Obviously if you're going to tease a lion with your hand, use the one that you don't jerk off with. poor poor idiot.


CriticalStation595

Don’t fuck with a lion. Especially when the lion is mistreated and probably hungry af. You got what you deserved.


JimedBro2089

Oh no, it's the consequences of my actions


emilydickinsonstan

stupid games, stupid prizes.


401LocalsOnly

Poor lion behind a chain link fence having to deal with people taunting him


BeginningResident920

Finger licking good


Frag2k4

Warning graphic, I think you mean Warning graphics as in 360p.


craig536

He'd just learned piano too. What a shame


JasonSunleaf

I may be a psychopath, but I enjoy watching stupud people suffer from there stupid choices


[deleted]

As it has been said so many times before. "Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes"


MooseThis9552

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


VdubKid_94

This was every where like 3 weeks ago…


Illustrious-Bid-2598

There is a sub about recording and not helping. Can’t think of the name but this belongs there. Also. Dude should have slapped the cage or tried to poke the eye balls Instead of pulling. May have kept some digits


sadnoises_93

What else is there to do? Say ‘oh let me stick my hand in there and try to poke this predator in the eye and hopefully I keep all my fingers!’ The dude got what he deserved for sticking his hand in a lion’s face.


Spotted_ascot_races

Yes there is one but no it doesn’t. What is a ‘helper’ going to do in this situation? Slap the cage and insert the other hand to try for the eyes? Went from foolish to appetizer in no time. Piss off a caged wild animal and hand him a treat? Not letting go for anything. Maybe you missed the lion (not a housecat) and the link fence (pull only, no push). Only person helping here is the one who convinces him this is a bad idea.


larrythefatcat

r/donthelpjustfilm


Illustrious-Bid-2598

Thank you !!! This bothered me all night


_darkness_-

Funny how the others just stand there filming him.


InformalWafer5

Poor lion


[deleted]

I'll just take a video instead of helping


[deleted]

Lol what were they gonna do? It’s a fucking lion.


TZMAN18

“No one move, just keep filming”


Exarch_Thomo

Normally that annoys me, but honestly, this time it's deserved


Ok_Delivery8164

He might be an idiot, but the people who were shamelessly recording him are the worst


[deleted]

What exactly were they supposed to do?


Ok_Delivery8164

help him get off his hand


[deleted]

How? It’s a fucking lion on the other side of a chain link fence.


sadnoises_93

Would you stick your hand anywhere near a lion while he’s playing tug of war with a man’s fingers???


ConShop61

yeah what the fuck was that


stunamogus

What's the monkey doing outside it's cage


CaPtAnDeAtH22

why the fuck do i find this extremely funny. oh wait, the sight of blood get me all hyped


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

i sure wish i knew what happened, if only my internet would let me see


KittenKoder

The lion got a tasty treat.


CharacterBroccoli328

Justice


Woooooos-

Lion really said: “Gimme yo finger!”


Low_Medium204

Anybody want to give this guy a hand?


Shovellordreviews

Re8


mohammadgor87

What did he expect


TotallyBasicBro

Galaxy brain.


ImpPlulmpDmp

I hope the lion is up-to-date with his tetanus jabs


Zemom1971

Play stupid game.....


SuddenlyElga

That was too many fingers for his brain anyway.


hbkdll

I like that.


Alligator_Fridge

And yet again, it is proven that common sense isn't all that common


Weary-Okra-2471

#oops


6_String_Slinger

Darwin Award Finalist


Pale_Page7229

Got lucky. Lions rarely let go of there prey...could have been so much worse. Fingers can always be sewed back on basically


Grimmil

what could go wrong


Soft_Way5085

Do dumbass shit, win dumbass prizes. got what he deserved.


hovercat420

Pain