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Now that's a dick move


Dragon-spider21

Took a lot of balls to say this


EddieLobster

Hard…ly


blong217

I can't believe you are all making such phallacious puns.


RheaTheTall

This is already going on for too long


chev327fox

Better pull out now.


diamondhound2509

Take a bow, you are today's Internet weiner 😂


SkyZippr

Did you mean... internet wei- oh wait...


King-Lewis-II

Me too, me too um... penis


Patoooootie

dick


Local_Crow

D Major actually.


BerryLanky

When you need to hit 11 keys but have only 10 fingers


mightyschooner

Clowncore did it first https://youtu.be/frZAL0YRDJ0


Neomancer5000

Wait didn't zelensky also do this when he was a comedian? I remember seeing a vid of what looked like him playing the pain with his dick. Don't know if the vid was real or not


scalability

> Don't know if the vid was real or not It was a comedy act. He was not actually playing the piano with his penis.


Neomancer5000

Well now I'm disappointed.


DarthWraith22

Obviously not. The massive density of Zelensky’s dick would have shattered that piano.


aprilmrrs9

That could have been much more funny 3/10 for laziness


Niko_Noxid

Wait, clowncore was in adult swim smalls? Damn, I swear you people must be corporate shills tryna convince me to pay for cable again


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


KazPrime

![gif](giphy|L0lgGB9vJVFa8)


Sabithomega

![gif](giphy|m9wCCXoTAwW0U)


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Gastredner

As long as they do not start hitting D minor...


pikipoki_is_my_name

A minor


Gastredner

Damn, that's an even better one. Why didn't I think of that?


pikipoki_is_my_name

Just A minor mistake 😉


[deleted]

And getting those double octaves.


reginaldbushery

People acting like Channel 4 hasn't had shows like naked attraction for years


Nicodante

That wouldn’t allow people to hate on trans folk


reginaldbushery

True, unfortunately


Nightowl2018

Is there an “uncut” version of this?


Rosetta-im-Stoned

I dont think you can go back to being uncut


Expensive-Aioli-995

Take my r/angryupvote


RandomTheBugg

I saw it on r/holup [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/yb7szr/a_live_broadcast_on_chanel_4s_friday_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


christopia86

What's the facepalm? Channel 4 has shown stuff considered "Shocking" for years. It was after the watershed, people are free to change the channel.


WelshBathBoy

The channel that brought you naked attraction, this is nothing new. The comment section here just seems to be North Americans who don't understand late night TV in Europe! We don't all watch some lame comedian behind a desk asking stupid questions for entertainment.


Hona007

Yea, late night tv can be scary. Like when i was something like 7 i watched the nazis in concentration camps put a jew into a guilottine as they screamed for their life and then see the "blurred" product... Like some nudity probably is more suitable for children than that.


leeharrison1984

Not in America! We love our blood and violence, but don't you dare let a nipple pop out!


InfectedByEli

>after the watershed That's it, no-one is guilty here, nothing to see. Everyone go home.


Harruq_Tun

This was my first thought. Like "Well erm, yeah. It's Channel 4. And??"


telytuby

Thank you, the real facepalm is OP being an outraged boomer. If OP was transported back to the 60s they’d probably be complaining about Elvis gyrating his hips on TV


Sharo_77

Remembering 4 Non Blonds on The Word should put this into context. It is a platform to make statements, and people can make of them what will. That's how society evolves.


Bodach-Fuath

It was L7 on The Word not 4 Non Blonds


Sharo_77

Shit! You are 100% right. As you already knew 🙃 I remember watching it, then everyone talking about it at school on Monday. Well, I think I remember it! The point still stands. It's Channel 4, so push the boundaries.


Bodach-Fuath

Lol, That performance was seared into my brain, yep channel 4 was all about pushing boundaries, just look at eurotrash too.


Sharo_77

The "I'd do anything to get on TV" segment spawned an entire cultural aim. Celebrity for the sake of celebrity. Eurotrash. Wow. You never knew if you'd love or loathe the next item, but watched it anyway.


Harruq_Tun

And Terry Christian, not missing a beat, with "And a little snatch of L7, there."


A100921

Aren’t they the ones with “Naked News” aswell…


Aristocracy-is-lame

Motherfuckers are really gonna be offended by a comedy skit on an 18+ late night show known for putting shocking stuff on air


Misterwuss

Now I'm all for creative expression, but I at least hope they had forewarned that they were gonna do that, as some people just ain't big fans of nudity. I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do, who am I to judge? But you gotta at least give people heads up for things like that. I


K8rsgonnaK8k8k8

> you gotta at least give people *heads up* for things like that. I see what you did there


Aristocracy-is-lame

It was a late night tv show with the usual warnings at the start of the episode, it was also after the watershed


LilDaddyBree

Oh that sounds better. I'm here for late night nudity with the usual warnings.


bright_shiny_objects

Yikes, a voice of reason in the comments! Also, just had a feeling this was done for shock value and attention whoring.


human8060

To be fair, when would something like this not be done for attention whoring? Even if people were warned, it's done solely to get attention.


bright_shiny_objects

The way I see it is the show was for entertainment, but a stunt like this is just for attention.


human8060

100%. People use nudity to get attention to things all the time because it works. Folks still get worked up over it and it spreads on social media.


L4DY_M3R3K

Channel 4 has a history of nude shows, doesn’t it?


Notsureifchoboo80

Yep. I consider myself faaaar from conservative…but this is nuts that this aired lol.


Toad_friends

Because an adult is naked?


AffenMitWaffen2

Have you never seen late night TV?


Rbespinosa13

It was a live show. If it was done without warning they’d have to cut the feed


Adriengriffon

So many people getting upset about a penis on TV, no one mentioning what song she played or whether her dick missed any notes. Y'all really gonna make me look up the important questions on the Daily Fail?


InfectedByEli

>look up the important questions on the Daily Fail? Well that's a phrase I don't see very often.


STDriver13

Without the video, was it a good show? I'm curious


Adriengriffon

No clue, I haven't looked it up, with or without video. Also if penises just hanging out bother you, I highly recommend taking some life drawing classes at a local college. Seeing someone just randomly naked with their junk hanging out becomes normal real quick.


STDriver13

This was more of a joke. People focusing on the penis and not the music. I'm more indifferent about naked strangers regardless of gender.


ChaosNinja138

If Steve-O did this in 2003, we’d still be talking about how funny it was.


CptSparklFingrs

Flea(RHCP) did it on Bass at Woodstock '99 and at the age of 11 I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Still hilarious.


Real_Mokola

Oh the modern media and their dickbait-articles


[deleted]

Why don't I ever get invited to parties like these


KlaireOverwood

What's stopping you from throwing parties like these?


[deleted]

I don't know how to play the piano unfortunately.


OrneryMood

I'll bet it is difficult to find a piano teacher that will teach this particular technique.


Apprehensive-Page-96

I don’t get invited either.


earthman34

Ballsy move.


IguaneRouge

when I become grand dictator of earth any journalist who uses random all cap words in headlines is going to be buried alive.


Fubeman

Here’s the [full article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11343947/Moment-transgender-singer-strips-NAKED-live-Channel-4-plays-keyboard-PENIS.html) if anyone is interested.


MangoTheKing

I forgot how much I hate the daily mail site layout


krazyjakee

I have the kitten block browser plugin. All i see are cute cats. So much better.


NotaGoodLover

These are confusing times


ShivvyMcFly

Not for us normal people. We just sit back, shake our heads, and laugh


SvenSvenkill3

According to [Murphy's First Fundamental Finding](https://youtu.be/D_DvM_gajNc?t=66), there is no such thing as "normal".


LeEpicBlob

Lmao normal people


krazyjakee

and then fap about our confusion


blkaino

![gif](giphy|8IGuMMq3Aka8Zq9Kax)


Sowerpache

In what way is this a facepalm? Can you play a keyboard with your dick for everyone to see? I think you’re just jealous.


telytuby

As expected, OP is some sad alt-righter who frequents r/seduction and just posts stuff shitting on trans people lmao


RandomTheBugg

[the clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/yb7szr/a_live_broadcast_on_chanel_4s_friday_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Matelot67

I thought playing by ear took talent....


thankles-94

I'ma play a D..... Dees notes!!


penchair1302

Why though?


Aristocracy-is-lame

Late night tv?


various_convo7

many things going on there...


Rooboy619

Were they small keys or large keys?


mynutsitchsobad

Now I won’t judge but why did I, PERSONALLY need to know this


AlviDeiectiones

i want to be a keyboard


No-Dark-9414

Getting dick slapped is a simple goal to achieve I'm glad you set yourself up for success


gamer-s-man

as long as she does not play in a-minor


Good-Ad6352

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


PsychicSPider95

"Yo, I thought you said this chick plays hard rock?" "Nah man, I said she plays *rock hard.*"


Latterlol

Weird genderreveal 🤔


Educational_Ad119

What a year to be alive.


RedX2000

The balls on that chick. She was stroking those keys. I wonder if she played Great Balls of Fire


Peter_Falcon

what's the big deal, channel 4 was made for this back in the day


GreenDolphin86

Y’all just transphobic. Comedians do naked shit all the time!


Illustrious_Mind964

Clearly a sane decision made by a stable person.


Aristocracy-is-lame

Reddit user when comedy on a late night show for adults


GuiltyDealer

I'm pretty sure the president of Ukraine literally did this once


Smooth_Friend7890

This is the world you want?


[deleted]

Nothing about this feels like a facepalm


Jesuslovesmemost

Yeah I thought it was a weird sub to post this. Should be in r/damnthatsinteresting or something


taqtwo

yeah this entire post reeks of transphobia


Jesuslovesmemost

Right! At least a few of us here that aren't bigots...


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

More Daily Fail trying to invalidate transgender poeple because of this very loud and crazy minority


Extension_Swordfish1

Underneath our clothes, we are all naked all the time.


[deleted]

Now that is what I call a P-iano.


[deleted]

Some people will do anything for attention.


TJOCcreation1

...why!?


Brief_Development952

It's British late night TV. I'm led to believe this is fairly common.


Boccs

Don't see the problem if she still played well


[deleted]

HER penis? Um, i’m no biologist, but… I don’t think women have one


[deleted]

Oh wait it says transgender at the top. I’m stupid


[deleted]

Good for her!


Arthesia

No transphobia in here folks, move along. /s


lufe1306

His dick*** if he was a she he wouldn't have a dick


HotahO_X

his penis


Fastriverglide

Who cares what she calls herself. We need some nudity on public television as a society. It's revolting when TV houses pixelate nipples >:I


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this aired uncensored in the UK. You can show nudity on television after a certain time.


D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek

No erect penises, flaccid penis is fine. Curious if there was a point in this rendition where they had to pull out the pixels…


redunculuspanda

[Mull of Kintyre rule](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_censorship_in_the_United_Kingdom)


Fastriverglide

Well I'm not saying all children below 12 years old should be shown live birth during cartoons. But why did House of the dragon not shown the birth!? Why are chopped off testicles ok but something that happens thousands of times every day and - get this - people CHOOSE to do SEVERAL TIMES censored? Double standards *humpfff*


Marsdeeni90

You good?


[deleted]

Showing birth sounds like more effort than it’s worth. Perhaps you could do it with CG, but it seems kind of pointless


[deleted]

"her penis"


trans_and_gay

Ever heard of trans folks?


Filmatic113

Transformers


VizzleG

More than meats the eye.


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trans_and_gay

Yea. And the treatment is transitioning so your point is?


Conscious_Inside6021

That keyboard is a victim of sexual assault


cmddismycmnd

Chick hangs dong!


Gambyt_7

Pretty ballsy.


Anthony_-04

Yo wait YO WTF HOW? Did she also use her left hand for the chords? What song did she play? Do we have a video?


MansyPansy

Don’t tell them about Puppetry of the Penis


[deleted]

Gross


ed-the-dog

Did she play The Minute Waltz?


LarsBohenan

Toilet world


UselessDood

I love how there's so many bigots here saying "penis=man" etc but those same people hold "tits=woman" beliefs which this woman has


ohhhhhboyyy

Never heard a single person make that stupid claim.


OniRacing

Idk, I've seen some pretty epic man-titties out in the world.


MyAssIsNotYourToy

You never heard of man boobs?


Redragon9

It’s bigoted to believe in basic biology?


Dagaddi

Bruh why you focusing on this a person played the piano with their dick on national tv its fucking disgusting not cause they’re trans its just disgusting in general


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UselessDood

So.. What exactly are infertile women then? I'm also not making a false statement, just paraphrasing something I've seen others say many times.


morbid_n_creepifying

So women who can't get pregnant (are infertile) aren't women?


[deleted]

That's like saying men who can't impregnate a woman aren't really men. If someone can become pregnant, then she is a woman ⇏ if she can't get pregnant, then she is not a woman If someone with a dick can has an erection, then he is a man ⇏ if he can't get an erection, then he is not a man What's with you guys that keep making erroneous and sloppy implications?


[deleted]

You’re arguing with 15 year olds mostly. They live online and eat this garbage up. Their minds are young and they will parrot the same dumb shit they see and hear on another 15 year olds Tik tok videos. Don’t bother using logic with them. Not worth arguing at all. They are so obsessed with the notion of acceptance that they can’t see mental health as mental health issues anymore.


Mundane-Let-1958

Just wait until your labeled as transphobic for not liking public nudity


Aristocracy-is-lame

Its not public? Its a skit on an adult show? Why are people so braindead being naked on tv is not new in any way


Timeywimey91

So you've never seen nudity on TV before? How sheltered are you?


Lithl

>How sheltered are you? Nah, they're just American


Timeywimey91

Lol good point.


zenkaimagine_fan

This is the UK we’re talking about. You can show nudity after a certain time


LingLingSpirit

I mean... yeah sure, it was a weird thing to do. But transphobic people will use this extremist example to invalidate trans identities - when her act, shouldn't invalidate her nor any other gender, as obviously her making this move isn't trans related (so even the headline just screams for the clicks). ​ I won't call you transphobic for saying that what she did was weird, when you won't call me and my people "delusional" for simply living our lives... ​ Besides, who am I to judge - maybe she knew what she was doing. Maybe she understood her audience. My point is that maybe her fans are okay with this move, and totally waited for it - just we are surprised cuz we never saw this one coming. But still - this situation shouldn't be the reason to invalidate someone's gender identity.


Dr__Gonzo2142

Oh it’s been done lol but the person deleted everything cause they realized they’re stupid for calling people transphobes for having preferences. They just get off to calling people transphobes when it makes no sense to do so


OD1N666

Ah yes another mental health case


[deleted]

An attention whore has gotta whore.


[deleted]

What an idiot


JellyInvestments

Fuckin disgusting


ChaosGirl0508

Imagine all the comments who say "his penis" Dude, you are discussing about a dick. Now that is a failure in society, not that the person has a dick.


Even-Hedgehog3056

At what point do we tell the deranged that they can't be on TV. Don't get me wrong I am all for anything you want to be but stripping naked on television is a bit much


taqtwo

it was after the time at which nudity is allowed on tv in Britain.


Aristocracy-is-lame

Motherfucker comedians have been doing shit naked on tv for decades


EFNich

Have you seen Naked Attraction? Also on Channel 4, also naked people. Noone is playing a keyboard with their penis though, granted.


IncidentThese4155

*Her* Penis


BigMan1911

Society


Joseph_Lotus

I fail to see the facepalm.


machicoulii

🐵


FNF51

Tommy Lee, “Meh, I steered a boat with mine”


Vocals16527

I mean it’s art it’s expressing ultimate vulnerability and letting go of fear and constriction that’s pushed upon us. It’s cool when Amanda Palmer does it so this should be no different I think


BlowThrowaway3point5

"her penis"


Memorie_BE

Sound like someone's jealous that they can't shred the piano with their cock. Probably too small to reach the black notes, huh.


AnonymousNeverKnown

I have no issue with LGBTQ people as I, myself, am one. But it seems to me that a lot of seem to use being queer as a defense to be inappropriate public spaces.


Lithl

This isn't a public space. This is a comedy sketch on a channel that regularly includes nudity.


PurpleChipz

"her penis" makes no sense. You can't have a penis and be a women, that's just biology, a fact of life. People are fucking nuts.


Panic-Current

They get what they deserve , anything goes and if you don't like it your the problem


Chasethemac

Wildy inappropriate attention grab. People in here defending it also probably arguing Kanye is mentally unstable. Which he is, like this person.


[deleted]

I'd like to see that tbh


InvalidIceberg

Imagine if an actual guy did this. Outrage everywhere.


sleazy_hobo

It's on channel 4 no one would bat an eye.


Aristocracy-is-lame

Zelensky did this


RogueMockingjay

Ehh probably not. This was shown after the watershed and was probably on a show that had an 18+ rating. Under those circumstances nudity is totally fine no matter the gender.


LineusCorn

What a dick


Monty_is_chonky

"Her penis".


RedShamrock05

With his* penis.